Online also boiled! 网上也开锅了！ fans, netizen and troll army called there! 粉丝、网友、水军都在那里嗷嗷叫！ „Also who?” “还有谁？” „I also want to say! Also who?” “我也想说呢！还有谁？” „Was too fierce!” “太厉害了！” „Yes Zhang Ye this male servant was too fierce!” “是啊张烨这厮太厉害了！” „Who said their not joint performance Sketch a moment ago? Didn't this call the joint performance? Do you tease me especially?” “刚才谁说他们不会演小品的？这叫不会演？你特么逗我？” „These three blood amateur, unexpectedly really Sketch developing!” “这仨血外行,居然真把小品给演了！” „Yao Jiancai acts in a play, is the father-in-law father-in-law and so on image, had not looked that he such has developed, the leader makes the faction to develop real steady, has not lost humorously! Dong Shanshan, was too pleasantly surprised, I look at her Host «Me To like Recording Lyrics», is Host of string field, leaves the mirror rate, although is very high, but does not have the thing of what real swords and spears, is the stature is good, is good-looking, looks to raise the eye, I also think that is a vase, who thinks that today enlarged ones vision! Originally Dong Shanshan can also such be able to let loose! Develops really well! Many lines were too proper! That expression, that detail processing, certainly! As for Zhang Ye, does not appraise, the skill of this goods as we all know, he now said that his one's own will fly, my his mother believe!” “姚建才演戏,一直都是岳父老丈人之类的形象,从来没看他这么演过啊,领导做派演的真稳,还不失幽默！还有董杉杉,太让人惊喜了,我看过她主持的《我爱记歌词》,就是个串场的主持人,出镜率虽然很高,可是没有什么真刀真枪的东西啊,就是身材好,长得漂亮,看着养眼,我还以为是个花瓶,谁想到今天开了眼了！原来董杉杉还能这么放得开啊！演得真好！很多台词都太到位了！那表情,那细节处理,绝了！至于张烨,就不评价了,这货的本事大家都知道,他现在就算说他自己会飞,我他妈都信！” „Said well!” “说得好啊！” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” ...... …… Liaoning Station. 辽宁台。 The staff with a sudden burst, prepare the final blood to spell, each satellite TV Spring Festival performance time approximately similar, all satellite TV Spring Festival now were almost final 1-2 Program, the competition was also the most intense time, success or failure hinges on this one action! 工作人员们都卯足了劲儿,准备最后的血拼了,各个卫视春晚的演出时间都大致差不多,所有卫视春晚现在都差不多是最后一两个节目了,竞争也是最激烈的时候,成败在此一举了！ „Quick, the light moves!” “快,灯光调好！” „Final several minutes!” “最后几分钟了！” „Capital City Spring Festival has had an accident, now, we are win the championship to hope in a big way!” “京城春晚出事了,现在,咱们是夺冠希望最大的！” „The spirit, do not make a mistake!” “都精神起来,千万别出错！” „Now the audiences look our!” “现在观众都看咱们的了！” The leadership of several Director groups are busy at work, is directing personally! 几个导演组的领导都在忙活,亲自指挥着！ Suddenly, staff hurry to run, „leadership! Leadership!” 突然,一个工作人员慌忙跑来,“领导！领导！” Vice- Director looks to him, „how?” 一个副导演看向他,“怎么了？” Staff gasping for breath sigh said: „Our Spring Festival popularity heat degree dropped substantially!” 工作人员气喘吁吁道:“咱们春晚的人气热度大幅下降了！” The people of Director group have gawked, „what?” 导演组的人都愣了,“什么？” „How to fall?” “怎么又降了？” „A moment ago did not rise very?” “刚才不是还升的很好吗？” Staff bitter and astringent [say / way]: „Now the audiences look at Capital City Spring Festival!” 工作人员苦涩道:“现在观众都去看京城春晚了！” „Is impossible!” “不可能！” „Their stage had an accident!” “他们台都出事了啊！” „Qu Haiying has been hospitalized, what next to last act do they take Sketch?” “瞿海英住院了,他们拿小品什么压轴？” „Zhang Ye Program has broadcast, their Capital City is Spring Festival so how fierce?” “张烨的节目都已经播完了,怎么他们京城春晚还这么猛啊？” „Did not have Zhang Ye Program, what do they also take to struggle with us? What's the matter?” “没了张烨的节目,他们还拿什么跟咱们争？到底怎么回事？” They are not willing to believe! 他们都不愿意相信！ That staff smile bitterly, said: „Because Zhang Ye...... he - mother - coming back! Final next to last act Sketch traded on Zhang Ye!” 那工作人员苦笑一声,道:“因为张烨……又他-娘-的回来了啊！最后的压轴小品换张烨上了啊！” The people faint! 众人晕倒！ What? 什么？ Zhang Ye his mother to go on stage performed!? 张烨又他妈上台演出了！？ ...... …… In stage. 舞台上。 The performance is still continuing. 演出还在继续。 Chief Yao who Yao Jiancai plays swung waving the hand, has changed a topic, said: „Was good, the topic pulled far, Section Chief horse, you were just not in the telephone told me that had a good news to wait for me? What good news?” 姚建才饰演的姚局长摇了摇手,换了个话题,道:“好了,话题扯远了,诶,马科长,你刚刚不是电话里跟我说,有个好消息等着我吗？什么好消息啊？” Dong Shanshan stares, immediately said with a smile: „, Ha, yes, that anything, that......” she held the sofa to sit could not sit still, looked all of a sudden to Zhang Ye, clenches teeth to say with a smile: „Chief asked you! What good news?” 董杉杉一愣,立即笑道:“啊,哈,是啊,那什么,那个……”她扶着沙发坐都坐不住了,一下子看向张烨,咬着牙笑道:“局长问你呢！什么好消息啊？” Zhang Ye is scared, „? Asked me?” 张烨傻眼,“啊？问我呢吗？” The audience laughter is intermittent! 观众笑声阵阵！ Zhang Ye looks at Chief Yao, the lip moves several times to start to speak but hesitate, finally suppressed for quite a while to suppress one, „...... my name is Hao, my name was Hao Xiaoxi.” 张烨看着姚局长,嘴唇动了动几次欲言又止,最后憋了半天憋出一句,“……我姓郝,我叫郝消息。” The audiences were happy: „Hahahahaha!” 观众乐了:“哈哈哈哈哈！” Yao Jiancai has also smiled, shakes the head, „name were your Hao Xiaoxi?” 姚建才也笑了,一个劲摇头,“你叫郝消息？” „His mother gives him to get up.” Dong Shanshan said with a smile repeatedly dry: „Ha Ha, you said this anything broken!” “他妈给他起的。”董杉杉连声干笑道:“哈哈,你说这什么破名儿啊！” The audiences smile again! 观众再笑！ Yao Jiancai visits him, said: „Hao Xiaoxi is waiting for me, is that you looks for me?” 姚建才看着他,哦道:“郝消息等着我,那是你找我呢？” Zhang Ye one, „.” 张烨一愣一愣的,“啊。” Yao Jiancai nods, said to him: „What matter do you look for my?” 姚建才点点头,对他道:“那你找我什么事啊？” „?” Zhang Ye dull [say / way]. “啊？”张烨呆道。 In the Dong Shanshan gap between teeth the pushing character said: „Chief asked you, said!!” 董杉杉牙缝里挤字道:“局长问你呢,说！呀！” Zhang Ye, „, I, what matter did I look for your? Right......” he has made excuses to refer to out, „that several people go to work time, right, they always play the table tennis.” 张烨呃了一声,“是啊,我,我找你什么事啊？啊对了……”他支支吾吾地指了指门外,“那几个人上班时间,对,他们总是打兵乓球。” The horse essence that Dong Shanshan plays relaxed, smiles the round trip to walk. 董杉杉饰演的马精精松了口气,笑着往回走。 Zhang Ye then said: „They, incite day in day out, affects Section Chief horse to sleep!” 张烨接着道:“他们一天到晚噼里啪啦的,滋滋呀呀的,影响马科长睡觉！” Puff passes, Dong Shanshan that just about to sits down frightened sits on the ground! 噗通,刚要坐下的董杉杉吓得一屁股坐在了地上！ Zhang Ye hurries to change a statement, „...... Write! Material! Material!” 张烨慌忙改口,“……写！材！料！” Audiences: „Puff Hahahaha!” 观众:“噗哈哈哈哈！” The Dong Shanshan hollow laugh crawls, „, he he.” 董杉杉干笑地爬起来,“哈,呵呵。” Yao Jiancai has smiled, knocks the sofa arm rest, „oh, hits a tale with me? This little comrade reflected that the issue is very prompt, happen to after I early fully comprehensively have understood situation.” 姚建才笑了一下,一敲沙发扶手,“噢,就是跟我打个小报告？这个小同志反映问题很及时啊,正好在我早已经充分全面地了解了情况之后。” Dong Shanshan shoots a look at Zhang Ye, „you said that you aren't unnecessary?” 董杉杉瞥瞥张烨,“你说你多余不？” Audiences: „Tittered!” 观众:“噗嗤！” Yao Jiancai puts out a hand suddenly, said: „Right Section Chief horse, your Cauri has one called Hao Jian?” 姚建才忽然一伸手,道:“对了马科长,你们科里有一个叫郝建的？” „?.” Dong Shanshan looks to Zhang Ye, stutters to say. “啊？啊。”董杉杉看向张烨,结巴道。 Zhang Ye blocked half face leisurely single-handed, the footsteps also moved. 张烨慢悠悠地单手挡住了半张脸,脚步也在后挪。 Yao Jiancai said: „According to my knowledge, this young fellow professional ability is very strong, is a good seedling, the organization to decide that is put on regular status to him!” 姚建才说道:“据我了解啊,这个小伙子业务能力很强,是个好苗子,组织决定给他转正！” hear speech/words, Zhang Ye was called one excitedly, „!” 闻言,张烨激动地叫了一声,“啊噢！” Dong Shanshan had a scare by Voice. 董杉杉被声音吓了一跳。 Yao Jiancai also strangely looks to Zhang Ye. 姚建才也奇怪地看向张烨。 The Zhang Ye busy explanation, „my this, my this happies for him really!” 张烨忙解释,“我这,我这真替他高兴！” Audiences: „Puff!” 观众:“噗！” Yao Jiancai smiles, held the sofa to stand, took a stroll to walk gradually toward Zhang Ye, walked while said: „Hao Xiaoxi, you should multi-direction Comrade Hao Jian study.” Saying, has stood his front, puts out a hand cast off has hung on his neck „scarf”, said: „Work , to make the result, not having the shortcut may walk, can only conscientious conscientious.” 姚建才轻轻一笑,扶着沙发站了起来,溜溜达达地朝着张烨一步一步走过去,边走边道:“郝消息啊,你应该多向郝建同志学习。”说着,已经站到了他的面前,伸手摘掉了一直挂在他脖子上的“围脖”,道:“工作要想做出成绩呢,没有捷径可走,只能兢兢业业脚踏实地。” Zhang Ye gawked. 张烨愣了。 Dong Shanshan also wipes away sweat. 董杉杉也一个劲擦汗。 Yao Jiancai turns around, before arriving at table tennis case, „scarf” will insert, „other, been all right time leaves always takes some stage names to one's own.” Arrives at another end, has also installed another side, put out a hand to refer to him, „otherwise, had the good news to come, you said that you do not dare to accept, was pitiful!” 姚建才一转身,走到兵乓球案前,将“围巾”一头插了上去,“另外啊,没啥事的时候别老给自己取些个艺名。”走到另一端,把另一边也安上了,伸手指了指他,“要不然啊,真有好消息来了,你说你都不敢接受,多可悲呀！” The applause resounds! 掌声响起！ Zhang Ye lowered, finally spoke the truth, „bureau - is long, I am Hao Jian, sorry, I made a mistake!” 张烨低了下头,终于说了实话,“局-长,我是郝建,对不起,我错了！” „Sufficed!” Dong Shanshan has stood, drew him behind, „was this your mistake? Chief Yao, is my mistake, you must say that said me! Is I, ideologically has been negligent in the management laxly, one did not pay attention to make him take a stage name!” Then, she looks that ping-pong table is surprised, bends the waist to trace, one startled one said for the first time: „Oh my mother, is this ping-pong table? How in my office? How I do not know!” “够了！”董杉杉站了出来,将他拉到了身后,“这是你的错吗？姚局长,是我的错,您要说就说我吧！是我,思想上一直松懈疏于管理,一不留神就让他取了个艺名！”说完,她看着那兵乓球台一脸惊讶,弯腰过去摸了摸,一惊一乍道:“哎呀我的妈呀,这是个乒乓球台呀？怎么在我办公室呐？我怎么都不知道呀！” Audience laughing like crazy! 观众乐疯了！ „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Too can install!” “太能装了啊！” „Puff Hahahahaha!” “噗哈哈哈哈哈！” Chief Yao suddenly changed complexion, loudly shouted to clear the way: „Has sufficed, horse Jingjing! Bootlickers! Bad apples! Your issue relevant departments already grasped, today I want to ask for advice.” He sneers, „really makes me broaden the outlook! Takes the national money not to do proper business, is flattery the shortcut, you, wait to process!” 姚局长忽然之间就变了脸色,大喝道:“够了,马精精！马屁精！害群之马！你的问题有关部门早就掌握了,今天我就是想来领教领教。”他冷笑一声,“真是让我大开眼界呀！拿着国家钱不干正事,溜须拍马走捷径,你,等候处理吧！” Turned around to leave! 转身就离开了！ Dong Shanshan has flustered, pursues to shout hurriedly: „Chief Yao! Chief Yao I made a mistake! Chief Yao you give me again an opportunity!” She also left. 董杉杉慌了,急忙追上去喊道:“姚局长！姚局长我错了！姚局长您再给我一次机会啊！”她也离开了。 Above stage, only remaining a Zhang Ye person. 舞台之上,只剩下了张烨一个人。 Under the stage has the audience to nod again and again, directed to the performance. 台下有观众连连点头,对刚才的表演指指点点。 „This buckle good!” “这一番儿扣的好啊！” „Yes, the work one was complete!” “是啊,作品一下就完整了！” „Satire is flattery, decides very well! Immediately quite fiery theme!” “讽刺溜须拍马,立意很好啊！正是当下比较火热的题材！” „Really splendid!” “真精彩！” „How finally to receive?” “最后会怎么收？” „Does not know!” “不知道啊！” „Immediately had finished, looked how Zhang Ye concludes finally!” “马上结束了,看张烨最后怎么收尾吧！” „Right, final bottom is most essential!” “对,最后的底是最关键的！” The audiences under field spunk up. 场下的观众都打起精神。 The audiences before television also wait to look at Zhang Ye this last! 电视机前的观众们也都等着看张烨这最后一下！ On stage. 台上。 The line of sight of Zhang Ye received from the entrance, the expression sobbed, a person alone moon's orbit: „Left the important matter, Section Chief horse of unit, was patted.” He sighed, righteousness words: „Is flattery intolerable, be not thinking always the leadership is thinking anything, thinks that the common people need anything!” 张烨的视线从门口收了回来,表情唏嘘,一个人独白道:“出大事了,单位的马科长,也被拍进去了。”他叹了口气,义正言辞道:“溜须拍马要不得,别总想着领导想着什么,多想想老百姓需要什么吧！” „Good!” “好！” „Right!” “对！” „Said well!” “说得好！” The following applause is warm! 下面掌声热烈！ The original audience thought to finish, who thinks that Zhang Ye has not walked, unexpectedly also had the lines! 本来观众以为结束了,谁想张烨还没走,居然还有台词！ The people also stare, hadn't finished? Just that wasn't the conclusion? 众人也是一愣,还没结束？刚刚那个不是收尾吗？ Zhang Ye looks at the audiences, suddenly sings in good voice and with feeling said: „I was understood now, I later must take warning, to be a competent cadre, needing......” his Voice rise, high sound track: „Rejection yellow! Refuses to bet! Rejection table tennis!” 张烨看着观众们,突然声情并茂地说道:“我现在算是明白了,我以后也要引以为戒,要想当个称职的干部啊,必须要……”他声音一涨,高声道:“拒绝黄！拒绝赌！拒绝兵乓球！” The words said that turns around, the Zhang Ye person left the stage! 话说完,转身,张烨人已退场！ Not far away Brother Hou is drinking water, result one has all spurted, „puff!” 不远处的侯哥正在喝水,结果一下全喷了,“噗！” No one has thought that Zhang Ye will receive here! 谁也没想到张烨会收在这里！ No one has thought that Sketch final final Zhang Ye your mother has not forgotten to harm others! 谁也没想到小品最后的最后张烨还你妈不忘损人！ Chang Xiaoliang: „......” 常晓亮:“……” Hu Fei: „......” 胡飞:“……” Assistant Station Chief Beijing TV Station: „......” 京城电视台副台长:“……” The audience smiled to spurt, the laughter resembled the bomb to blast out generally all of a sudden, the applause also in a flash submerged entire party! 全场笑喷了,笑声好像炸弹一般一下子炸开了,掌声也一瞬间淹没了整个晚会现场！ „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈哈！” „too bad!” “太损了！” „His mother was too cloudy!” “太他妈阴了！” „Whoops I go!” “哎呦我去！” „This has annoyed the fate of this goods!” “这就是惹了这货的下场啊！” „Whoops laughed at me!” “哎呦笑死我了！” „Zhang Ye too his mother joking!” “张烨太他妈逗比了！” „Likes this violent temperament Hahahaha!” “就喜欢这暴脾气啊哈哈哈哈！” „I suspected that this entire Sketch, for is actually this last few words!” “我怀疑他这一整部小品,为的其实就是这最后一句话啊！” „fucking awesome! fucking awesome!” “牛-逼！牛-逼！” This is the face-smacking Zhang natural disposition! Since today this Sketch, receives the Zhang Ye glorious tradition to speak with the work completely, curses at people with the life! Moreover scolded open and aboveboard so, scolded so fresh refined! Takes a broad view at the nation, takes a broad view at the world, could not discover the second person again!! 这就是打脸张的本性啊！今天这部小品,完完全全秉承着张烨一直以来的光荣传统拿作品说话,用生命骂人！而且骂得如此光明正大,骂得如此清新脱俗！放眼全国,放眼世界,再也找不出第二个人了！！ Too aggressive! 太生猛了！ Too hoodlum! 太光棍儿了！ Really your mother worthily is in Entertainment Circle most notorious that smelly rogue! 真你妈不愧是娱乐圈里最恶名昭彰的那一个臭-流-氓啊！ ...... …… Overseas. 国外。 In hotel that the table tennis national sports team stays. 兵乓球国家队下榻的酒店内。 Han Li loudly shouts to exclaim: „Surnamed Zhang!” 韩力扯着嗓子大吼道:“姓张的！” His teammate Li Qi one falls the cup on the ground, „did not have with him!” 他队友李琦把杯子一把摔在地上,“跟他没完了！” „Has not ended with him!” “跟他没完！” „Zhang Ye! Your Grandma!” “张烨！你姥姥！” „Your his mother too wicked you!” “你他妈太缺德了你！” „Fuck!” “我草啊！” „Kills people not the excessive point place!” “杀人不过头点地啊！” The members pound on the table to jump! 队员们都拍着桌子跳起来！ Head coach Liu Yifeng and people also air/Qi of coach team results in the whole body to tremble, said with clenched jaws loudly: „Surnamed Zhang! Starting today! The sports world and you do not die continuous!!” 总教练刘一峰和教练组的众人也气得浑身发抖,咬牙切齿地大声道:“姓张的！从今天开始！体坛和你不死不休！！” ...... …… 【, Asked the monthly ticket!】 【更啦,求月票！】 ...... ……