Netizen commentary: 网友评论: „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” „Zhang Ye sang was too bad!” “张烨唱的太差啦！” „The level of not having or gotten out of tune!” “就是没走调的水平啊！” „Is good comedy!” “不过好搞笑啊！” „Sang one again!” “再唱一个！” „Right, sang one again!” “对,再唱一个！” „Thinks that Zhang Ye sang is too rare!” “想张烨唱首歌太难得了！” Before the CCTV Spring Festival Crosstalk work was too ugly, liked Crosstalk and language class Program audiences has not enjoyed oneself to the full, even could be said as the thick disappointment, just several other satellite TV Spring Festival Crosstalk they also had listened, was quite unsatisfied, thinks very bored. But Zhang Ye this Crosstalk, actually really gives the hear everybody today crisply, the pore of whole body listens to is blasting out! 之前央视春晚的相声作品实在太难看了,很多喜欢相声和语言类节目的观众都没有尽兴,甚至可以说是浓浓的失望,就连刚刚其他几个卫视春晚的相声他们也听过,还是相当不满意,觉得很无聊。但张烨今天这段相声,却真的把大家给听爽了啊,听的全身的毛孔都在炸开啊！ In addition atmosphere of new year's celebration, everybody mood is extremely good! 加上过年的氛围,大家都心情极好！ ...... …… In family. 家里。 Three younger sisters said surprisedly: „Can my brother also sing?” 三妹妹惊奇道:“我哥也能唱歌？” Two younger sisters lie on the sofa smile do not relax, „whoops...... Hahaha, my brother...... Too funny!” 二妹妹趴在沙发上笑得直不起腰,“哎呦……哈哈哈,我哥……太逗了！” Mother said with a smile: „He will sing, blindly groans with the family in several.” 老妈笑道:“他会唱什么歌啊,跟家里也就是瞎哼哼几声。” Father said: „Can sing two to suffice, is non-specialized, does not need to sing properly.” 老爸说道:“能唱两句就够了,又不是专业的,也不用正经唱歌。” ...... …… The Capital City Spring Festival scene, the party hotly is still broadcasting! 京城春晚现场,晚会还在热播！ Yao Jiancai asked: „No wonder you afterward said Crosstalk, your this level, but also thinks, when Singer?” 姚建才问:“怪不得你后来去说相声了呢,就你这个水平,还想当歌手呐？” Zhang Ye did not like listening, „, my this level how?” 张烨不爱听了,“嘿,我这水平怎么了？” Yao Jiancai: „What will you also sing?” 姚建才:“你还会唱什么？” Zhang Ye boast shamelessly said: „Wanting is a kinship kind of song, I can!” 张烨大言不惭道:“只要是亲情一类的歌,我都会啊！” Yao Jiancai steps on to shout: „You is quick, the children far away go home to celebrate the new year, you do not open the door to others, your also kinship anything you!” 姚建才踩呼道:“你快得了吧,儿女大老远回趟家过年,你都不给人家开门,你还亲情什么啊你！” Audiences: 观众: „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” „Old Yao this request was good!” “老姚这托的太好了！” „Really is the old buddy, was too tacit!” “真是老搭档啊,太默契了！” „Teased the deceased person! One «Went home» well makes you destroying this!” “逗死人了！好好一个《回家了》让你们给毁成这样了呀！” Zhang Ye said immediately: „I sang one to you again!” 张烨马上道:“那我再给你们唱一首！” Yao Jiancai asked: „Which sang?” 姚建才问:“唱哪首？” Zhang Ye thinks that um said: „Right, Song Hui Grandma «Aging».” Then, he was saying to audiences: „The old rule, closes one's eyes to listen, to close one's eyes the feeling, Song Hui lived......” 张烨想了想,嗯道:“对,宋慧奶奶的《陈年》。”说罢,他对着观众们道:“还是老规矩啊,都闭着眼睛听,闭着眼睛感受啊,宋慧又活……” Yao Jiancai hurries to hold on him, „has not died! This has not died!” 姚建才慌忙拉住他,“没死！这个也没死！” Audience tears came out! 观众眼泪都出来了！ „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Whoops I go to Hahaha!” “哎呦我去哈哈哈！” „Must such damage!” “要不要这么损啊！” Zhang Ye staring bead, „? Hasn't died?” 张烨瞪眼珠子,“啊？没死吗？” Yao Jiancai wipes away sweat saying: „My goodness, such a while made you say definitely two!” 姚建才擦汗道:“好家伙,这么一会儿让你说死俩了！” Audiences: „Hahahahaha!” 观众:“哈哈哈哈哈哈！” But Zhang Ye said: „Good, I started to sing.” 张烨无奈道:“好吧,那我开始唱了。” Yao Jiancai: „Was right, I block your one again, if I have not remembered incorrectly, «Aging» doesn't write the kinship family member's song probably?” 姚建才:“对了,我再拦您一句,如果我没记错的话,《陈年》好像不是写亲情亲人的歌曲啊？” Zhang Ye looked that the idiot same visits him, „how isn't?” 张烨看白痴一样看着他,“怎么不是？” Yao Jiancai: „Right?” 姚建才:“是吗？” Zhang Ye: „This song sang to Grandpa.” 张烨:“这首歌是唱给爷爷的啊。” Yao Jiancai is scared, „Grandpa? Where has!” 姚建才傻眼,“爷爷？哪有啊！” „You listened.” Zhang Ye sang: „Years rolling like a stream, in a hurry years......” “你听好了啊。”张烨唱道:“似水流年,匆匆岁月……” Yao Jiancai nods, „is this song.” 姚建才点头,“就是这歌啊。” Zhang Ye continues to sing, „Era like the shuttle, Grandpa thinks that you......” said: „Look, Grandpa thinks you, she thought Grandpa! Didn't this eulogize the kinship?” 张烨继续唱,“时光如梭,爷爷想你……”说道:“看,爷爷想你,她想爷爷了！这不是歌颂亲情吗？” Yao Jiancai faints saying: „What Grandpa thinks you? Others that thinks you every night, the night of dark night!” 姚建才晕倒道:“什么爷爷想你啊？人家那是夜夜想你,黑夜的夜！” „Puff Hahaha!” “噗哈哈哈！” „Does Grandpa think you?” “爷爷想你？” „Your how Grandma does not think you!” “您怎么不奶奶想你啊！” „Whoops I took Zhang Ye!” “哎呦我服了张烨了！” Zhang Ye said awkwardly: „Right? I have remembered incorrectly, I come one again, comes Hong Hua «Era» again, everybody closes one's eyes to listen, Hong Hua......” 张烨尴尬道:“是吗？那我记错了,我再来一首,再来一首洪华的《时光》,大家闭着眼睛听啊,洪华……” Yao Jiancai said immediately: „This is also living!” 姚建才马上道:“这个也活着呢啊！” Zhang Ye shoots a look at him, „I know.” 张烨瞥瞥他,“我知道。” Yao Jiancai said: „I feared that you also said definitely.” 姚建才道:“我怕你又说死一个。” Audiences: „Hahahahaha!” 观众:“哈哈哈哈哈！” Zhang Ye raises hand, „Music......” waited for a while, „not!” 张烨一扬手,“音乐……”等了一会儿,“没有就算了！” Yao Jiancai: „You owed to say this.” 姚建才:“你就欠说这个。” Zhang Ye: „Before singing, must also probably say one, Hong Hua this person I did not like very much, next time will see his me to result in criticizes him, this song was writes milk - milk -, but he cursed at people in the song unexpectedly!” 张烨:“唱之前要还要说一句,洪华这个人我很不喜欢,下次看见他我必须得批评他,这首歌是写奶-奶-的,但他居然在歌里骂人！” Yao Jiancai one surprised: „Curses at people? Where curses at people?” 姚建才一愕:“骂人？哪里骂人啊？” The audiences are also startled. 观众也是一怔。 „You listen.” Zhang Ye sang loud: „Suddenly remembers, small time, milk! Milk!! The walking stick......” the Grandma two characters bite specially heavily! “你听啊。”张烨高声唱道:“突然想起,小的时候,奶！奶！的！拐杖……”奶奶两个字咬得特别重！ Yao Jiancai: „......” 姚建才:“……” Zhang Ye said immediately: „You looked that he shouts abuse in public! What is milk - milk -! The people were old, leans on walking stick to be very normal, shouts abuse in public!” 张烨马上道:“你看,他骂街！什么叫奶-奶-的啊！人老了,拄着拐杖很正常,怎么骂街啊！” Audiences: 观众: „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” „Whoops I could not bear!” “哎呦我受不了了！” „Teacher Zhang you sufficed, really sufficed! Hahahaha!” “张老师你够了啊,真是够了！哈哈哈哈！” Yao Jiancai speechless [say / way]: „Hey, can this be shouts abuse in public from inside hear on you!” 姚建才无语道:“嘿,也就你能从里面听出来这是骂街！” Chief Director Chang Xiaoliang is overjoyed! 总导演常晓亮乐不可支！ Hu Fei, Da Fei, Brother Hou, Xiao Lu and other Zhang Ye also smile in the Beijing TV Station old colleague had chest pains while breathing, leans this way and that! 胡飞、大飞、侯哥、小吕等张烨在京城电视台的老同事也都笑的岔气了,一个个东倒西歪！ Zhang Ye confuses said: „How?” 张烨迷惑道:“怎么了？” Yao Jiancai waves the hand, „, you have not sung other! Do not destroy others classical program!” 姚建才摇手,“没怎么,你还是唱点别的吧！别毁人家经典曲目了！” The Zhang Ye big hand wields: „You select, you said that I sang anything!” 张烨大手一挥:“你点吧,你说我唱什么！” Yao Jiancai: „Your this is children, is Grandpa, is Grandma, has to sing parents?” 姚建才:“你这又是儿女啊,又是爷爷啊,又是奶奶啊,有没有唱父母的啊？” Zhang Ye said immediately: „Must have! I come to initiate to the parents song! This is my original song!” 张烨当即道:“必须有啊！那我就来一首唱给父母的歌！这是我的原创歌曲！” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „Where estimate also very to goes.” 姚建才笑道:“估计也好不到哪里去。” Original song? 原创歌曲？ The mood of audience early was transferred the peak, at this moment very anticipated that Zhang Ye can pull any piece, creating a disturbance sound immediately continuously! 观众的情绪早都被调动到了最高点,此刻都十分期待张烨又能扯出什么段子来,起哄声登时此起彼伏！ „Comes one!” “来一个！” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Looked how this also blindly to sing!” “看这回又怎么瞎唱！” „Whoops he too can comedy!” “哎呦他太能搞笑了！” „Listens to Zhang Ye to sing to destroy three views! Aha!” “听张烨唱歌毁三观呀！啊哈哈！” How audience also Hee Hee before television Ha Ha waits to listen to Zhang Ye to do wickedly! 电视机前的观众也都嘻嘻哈哈地等着听张烨怎么恶搞！ Stands before the microphone, Zhang Ye has made a deep breath. 站在话筒前,张烨做了个深呼吸。 One second...... 一秒钟…… Two seconds...... 两秒钟…… Three seconds...... 三秒钟…… Zhang Ye holds the microphone, is not that perfect sonorous singing sound gets up, „dear father and mother.” 张烨一扶话筒,不是那么完美的清唱声响起,“亲爱的爸爸妈妈。” As soon as the audiences listen, created a disturbance! 观众一听,都起哄上了！ „Oh!” “嗳！” „Oh!” “嗳！” „Ha Ha, oh!” “哈哈,嗳！” All complied with one. 全都答应了一声。 Zhang Ye: „You?” 张烨:“你们,好吗？” „Good!” “好！” „Good!” “好！” „Good!” “好！” Innumerable replies! 无数声应答！ The audiences are laughing, may calculate that has taken a Zhang Ye chapter of advantage! 观众都在大笑,可算占了张烨一回便宜啊！ Zhang Ye sang: „Now works is very busy?” 张烨唱道:“现在工作很忙吗？” „Busy!” “忙！” „Busy!” “忙！” „Busy!” “忙！” Zhang Ye: „Body?” 张烨:“身体,好吗？” „Good!” “好！” „Good!” “好！” „Good!” “好！” Suddenly, the limpid guitar melody has floated the audience. 突然之间,清澈的吉他旋律飘进了全场。 The audiences were shocked, time all silent, does not know that had anything. 观众愣住了,一时间全都沉默了下来,不知道发生了什么。 Yao Jiancai was also silent. 姚建才也沉默了。 Zhang Ye is pinching the microphone, slowly has closed the eye, sang in a soft voice: 张烨捏着话筒,慢慢闭上了眼睛,轻声唱道: „My present Beijing, good.” “我现在北京,挺好的。” „Father and mother, do not worry.” “爸爸妈妈,不要太牵挂。” „Although I, cannot speak.” “虽然我,不太会说话。” „Actually I...... Misses homeland very much.” “其实我……很想家。” At this time, a Zhang Ye one's own aside sound has broadcast on the stage. 这时,一段张烨自己的旁白声在舞台播放了出来。 [ Actually, I in Beijing, mix very generally] [其实,我在北京,混得很一般] [ Few friends] [没几个朋友] [ Also few personally likes me] [也没几个人喜欢我] Many audiences were startled, this melody was too sudden, the aside was also too sudden, all people were hit one to be caught off guard, some people of eye sockets were unknowingly red. 很多观众都怔住了,这个旋律太突然,旁白也太突然,以至于所有人都被打了一个措手不及,有人眼圈不知不觉已经红了。 In family. 家里。 The big aunt said stunned: „This......” 大舅妈错愕道:“这……” The Grandma teardrops are spinning. 姥姥的泪珠在打转。 Father Mother looks at the television dull, was shocked. 老爸老妈呆呆地看着电视机,也愣住了。 Zhang Ye opens eyes, looks at the live broadcast camera, sang: 张烨睁开眼,看着直播摄像机,唱: „Does father every day, go to work?” “爸爸每天,都上班吗？” „Tube lax.” “管得不严,就不要去了。” „Has done for a lifetime the revolutionary work.” “干了一辈子革命工作。” „Also this, rests.” “也该,歇歇啦。” The Father lip shivers. 老爸嘴唇颤抖。 Zhang Ye sang: 张烨唱道: „I bought a coat to give mother.” “我买了一件大衣给妈妈。” „Do not give up, puts on.” “别舍不得,穿上吧。” „Before the son, was not obedient.” “以前儿子,不太听话。” „Now is sensible.” “现在懂事。” The Zhang Ye smile, „he grew up.” 张烨微笑,“他长大了。” Mother hears here, sees the son on television, tears could not bear again, tick-tock tick-tock fell, cries saying: „Little Ye this, any matter one's own has carried on the shoulder! Meets anything to trouble Hee Hee Ha Ha! Never told us! Always is one ‚I am all right’! Asked that his anything he said is all right!” 老妈听到这里,看着电视上的儿子,眼泪再也忍不住了,滴答滴答地掉了下来,哭道:“小烨一直都这样,什么事都自己扛着！遇见什么麻烦都嘻嘻哈哈的！从来不跟我们说！从来就是一句‘我没事’！问他什么他都说没事！” The aunt also wipes tears saying: „This child, since childhood this.” 二舅妈也抹眼泪道:“这孩子,从小就这样。” Nearby sound resounds once more. 旁边声再次响起。 [ Father, mother, I am all right really] [爸,妈,我真没事] [ I...... Good] [我……挺好的] [ Looks, on me Spring Festival, Ha Ha, hasn't given you to lose face?] [看,我上春晚了,哈哈,没给你们丢人吧？] Some audience many people were wet the eye socket. 现场观众有很多人都湿了眼眶。 Several are in Beijing several years not to see the parents person, has choked with sobs. 有几个身在北京都好几年没有见过父母的人,已经泣不成声。 The Chang Xiaoliang eye was red. 常晓亮眼睛红了。 Xiao Lu cried. 小吕哭了。 Brother Hou and Da Fei also cried. 侯哥和大飞也哭了。 Only then their these old colleagues know that Zhang Ye these years have much are not easy! Has had many pain! 只有他们这些老同事知道,张烨这些年到底有多不容易！到底吃了多少苦！ Zhang Ye sang: 张烨唱: „Father and mother, take care.” “爸爸妈妈,多保重身体。” „Do not let the son, is in suspense.” “不要让儿子,放心不下。” „This spring festival, I go certainly home.” “今年春节,我一定回家。” „Good.” “好了。” „Here.” “就说到这儿吧。” Aside: 旁白: [ Father, mother] [爸,妈] [ My Everything Alright] [我一切都好] [ Wants you to be safe, my real Everything Alright] [只要你们平安啊,我真的一切都好] Guitar also in light sound. 吉他还在轻响。 Zhang Ye was still loudly singing. 张烨还在高唱。 „I herewith offer, salute.” “此致,敬礼。” „I herewith offer that salute.” “此致那个敬礼。” „I herewith offer, salute.” “此致,敬礼。” „I herewith offer that salute.” “此致那个敬礼。” Many people cried! 很多人都哭了！ No one has thought that Zhang Ye this is smiles and burden Crosstalk from beginning to end in final final, has hit such one „” unexpectedly, hit in all people at heart! 谁也没想到张烨这个从头到尾都是笑点和包袱的相声在最后的最后,竟然打了这么一“番儿”,打在了所有人的心里！ Originally, this is «Everything Alright»! 原来,这就是《一切都好》！ All people understood this Crosstalk name finally the significance! 所有人终于明白这相声名字的意义了！ Sang. 唱罢。 song ended. 曲终。 Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai deeply bow. 张烨和姚建才深深鞠躬。 Yao Jiancai saw that Zhang Ye somewhat seems to be excited, has patted his back gently. 姚建才见到张烨情绪似乎有些激动,也轻轻拍了拍他的后背。 Immediately, many audiences all of a sudden stood! 登时,很多现场观众都一下子站起来了！ Must know, no matter CCTV or regional station, so long as is the Spring Festival live broadcast scene does not allow the audience large surface area to stand up, this affects the camera photography, will cause the confusion, the staff have written in the audience admission notice, moreover explicitly has said. 要知道,不管是央视还是地方台,只要是春晚直播现场都是不允许观众大面积起立的,这回影响到摄像机拍摄,也会造成混乱,工作人员在观众入场须知上都已经写了,而且也明确说过。 But everybody stood! 但大家都站起来了！ Ten people! 十个人！ 100 individuals! 100个人！ 200 individuals! 200个人！ All people are giving Zhang Ye to applaud! 所有人都在给张烨鼓掌！ Some people cry while to go all out to clap! 有人一边哭一边拼命拍手！ Too splendid! 太精彩了！ Said well, sang well, was too splendid! 说得好,唱得好,太精彩了！ This is Crosstalk! 这才是相声啊！ This his mother called Crosstalk!!! 这他妈才叫相声啊！！！