Weibo exploded! 微薄炸了！ „Is too attractive!” “太好看啦！” „Cried attractively!” “好看哭了啊！” „Zhang Ye fucking awesome!” “张烨牛-逼！” „Listens to Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai Crosstalk quickly!” “快去听张烨姚建才的相声啊！” „Recommends Capital City Spring Festival! Really powerful!” “推荐京城春晚！真给力！” „Do not look at Liaoning Station, looks Beijing Satellite TV! Zhang Ye this Crosstalk cow was big!” “别看辽宁台了,去看京城卫视啊！张烨这相声牛大了！” „Ancient form of acupuncture evil of the age, was played by Zhang Ye was good!” “针砭时弊,被张烨玩的太棒了！” „Moreover the entire journey has not cursed at people! But so is as before attractive!” “而且全程都没有骂人！但依旧那么好看啊！” „Zhang Ye is Zhang Ye!” “张烨就是张烨！” „Under anticipation! Now just now said half, heard after Capital City Spring Festival previous dress rehearsal, added time to Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, today finally can listen to satisfy a craving!” “期待下面！现在才刚说了一半,听说京城春晚上一次彩排以后给张烨和姚建才加时间了,今天终于能听过瘾了！” „This is the true Crosstalk art!” “这才是真正的相声艺术啊！” „Right, has a look at others Teacher Zhang is your mother plays ironic? Which that gang so-called mainstream Crosstalk actor, on Spring Festival knows that shouted the slogan! Who said that the comedy and art can't have both? Has a look at Zhang Ye Crosstalk! Gives on you well a class!” “对,看看人家张老师是你妈怎么玩反讽的？哪儿那帮所谓的主流相声演员啊,上了春晚就知道喊口号！谁说搞笑和艺术不能兼得的？都去看看张烨的相声吧！好好给你们上一课！” Zhang Ye Crosstalk reputation full house! 张烨的相声口碑爆棚！ Immediately, after the increasing number of people looked at the commentary, was attracted. 登时,越来越多的人看了评论后,也都被吸引过来了。 „I have a look!” “我去看看！” „Beijing Satellite TV?” “京城卫视是吧？” „I came, has such?” “我来了,有这么好吗？” „Did not like Zhang Ye that cursing at people Crosstalk, today doesn't scold? I listen.” “一直不太喜欢张烨那种骂人的相声,今天不骂了？那我听听。” ...... …… On the spot. 现场。 Chang Xiaoliang and several vice- Director are also very excited, they look at each other one, saw each other ray in eye, they have not thought that today Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai condition so will be good! 常晓亮和几个副导演也很激动,他们对视一眼,都看到了彼此眼中的光芒,他们也没想到今天张烨和姚建才的状态会这么好！ Yao Jiancai: „Then matter how?” 姚建才:“然后事情怎么样了？” Zhang Ye: „Also can be what kind.” 张烨:“还能怎么样啊。” Yao Jiancai: „Um?” 姚建才:“嗯？” But Zhang Ye said: „After going back, my section chief by pair - gauge!” 张烨无奈道:“回去以后,我那科长就被双-规了啊！” Yao Jiancai talked about with interest: „Hey, this person early should be disciplined!” 姚建才乐道:“嘿,这种人早该双规了！” Zhang Ye: „Afterward, the person of our branch also took the thing to visit him.” 张烨:“后来,我们科的人还拿着东西看他去了。” Yao Jiancai: „Also look at him to do?” 姚建才:“还看他干嘛啊？” Zhang Ye said: „Salute pair - gauge old cadre.” 张烨说:“慰问双-规老干部嘛。” Audiences: „Puff!” 观众:“噗！” „Whoops Teacher Zhang can you so not be funny?” “哎呦张老师您能别这么逗吗？” „Salute pair - gauge old cadre? Hahaha!” “慰问双-规老干部？哈哈哈！” The Yao Jiancai also corona said: „Pair - which gauge on you saluted!” 姚建才也晕道:“都双-规了你上哪儿慰问去啊！” Zhang Ye: „Finally I am also bad luck, on organization found out the matter that I gave a present, I was also dismissed.” 张烨:“结果我也倒霉,组织上查出我送礼的事了,我也被开除了。” Yao Jiancai: „You are one's own do.” 姚建才:“你就是自己作的。” Zhang Ye: „After losing the work, I lose very much, Beijing is so big, where is my institute of settling down? I wanted to buy the anteroom suddenly.” 张烨:“丢了工作以后我很失落,北京这么大,哪里是我的安家之所？我突然想要买套房了。” Yao Jiancai humph the sound, „the Beijing house price was valuable!” 姚建才嚯了声,“北京房价可贵啊！” Zhang Ye: „Yes, afterward I heard that had a real estate expert to run a large-scale course, when told purchases homes appropriately, my heart said that I must go, has paid the registration fee, we helped the person listen under, on the stage that expert chirp chirp talked about 8 : 00 pm from 6 : 00 am, the analysis house price trend.” 张烨:“是啊,后来我听说有一个房地产专家举办了一个大型讲座,告诉什么时候买房最合适,我心说我得去啊,交了报名费,我们一帮人就在底下听着,台上那专家唧唧喳喳唧唧喳喳从早上六点讲到了晚上八点,分析房价走势。” Yao Jiancai nods, „others are specialized.” 姚建才点头,“人家专业啊。” Zhang Ye: „Finally draws a conclusion, when is the best purchasing homes opportunity?” 张烨:“最后得出一个结论,什么时候是最佳买房时机？” Yao Jiancai also anticipates saying: „When?” 姚建才也期待道:“什么时候？” Zhang Ye: „...... The year before last!” 张烨:“……前年！” Yao Jiancai has spurted, „? The year before last I also said with you!?” 姚建才喷了,“啊？前年我还用你说啊！？” The audiences smile to pull out! 观众笑抽！ „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „The year before last?” “前年？” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” Yao Jiancai: „This also as for saying for more than ten hours?” 姚建才:“就这还至于讲十多个小时？” Zhang Ye angrily said: „What said is!” 张烨气道:“说的是啊！” Yao Jiancai: „This anything expert!” 姚建才:“这都什么专家啊！” The audiences hear to be refreshing, now in the society any people dare to hang up a reputation of expert, the nonsense, anything dares saying that obviously what Zhang Ye this piece satirized was this group of people! 观众听得神清气爽,现在社会上什么人都敢挂上一个专家的名头,胡言乱语,什么都敢说,张烨这段子显然讽刺的是这帮人啊！ ...... …… Parent's house. 父母家。 Grandma watches the television to be happy: „Sees my grandson, is good!” 姥姥看着电视高兴道:“看我外孙子,多棒啊！” Grandfather said: „Said well, my previous time makes any expert course deceiving!” 姥爷道:“说得好,我上次就让一个什么专家讲座给骗过！” The big younger sister exclaims: „My brother is really fierce!” 大妹妹惊叹道:“我哥真是厉害！” The aunt envies said to the Zhang Ye mother: „Elder sister, after Little Ye, is definitely getting more and more famous!” 三舅妈羡慕地对张烨母亲道:“姐,小烨以后肯定越来越有名气！” The son is not, Mother this time shook the head rarely, „before , he has not worked time I always urge him, always hopes that he can become outstanding, now, I do not request him to have the fame, the work were too many were not good, daily family. Oh, he can celebrate the new year I to burn the high-grade incense this year at home steadfastly calmly and steadily.” 儿子不在,老妈这次难得摇了摇头,“以前他没工作的时候我老催他,老希望他能出人头地,现在啊,我也不要求他多有名气了,工作太多了也不好,天天不着家。唉,他今年能在家里踏踏实实安安稳稳地过个年我就烧高香了。” The uncle said: „Little Ye is the person of important matter, the matter are definitely many, when doesn't celebrate the new year good?” 二舅道:“小烨是做大事的人,事情肯定多,什么时候过年不行？” The uncle also said: „Right, the child when outside fights, we must forgive.” 大舅也说:“对,孩子正是在外面打拼的时候,咱们得体谅。” ...... …… The netizens quickly smiled tired. 网友都快笑累了。 „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Really fierce!” “真厉害啊！” „Yes, real his mother is fierce!” “是啊,真他妈厉害！” „Felt that Zhang Ye has led Crosstalk too many years!” “感觉张烨领先了相声界太多年了！” „Um, completely is not a level line!” “嗯,完全不是一个水平线的！” However at this time , some Crosstalk actors could not listen, has stood. 不过这时,也有一些相声演员听不下去了,站了出来。 A Tang Dazhang apprentice said indignantly: „Which did Zhang Ye invite these many troll army? How much money spends?” 唐大章一个徒弟气愤道:“张烨哪儿请来这么多水军啊？花多少钱？” Tang Dazhang Junior Brother said: „Do you listen? This Crosstalk name is «Everything Alright», but present content? Is is not from beginning to end good, works is not suitable, this is irrelevant radically!” 唐大章的一个师弟道:“你们怎么听出好的？这相声名字是《一切都好》,可现在的内容呢？从头到尾都是一切不好,工作不顺,这根本就文不对题！” Also some did not like the Zhang Ye colleague or the netizen come out. 也有一些不喜欢张烨的同行或网友出来了。 „Right!” “对啊！” „Everything Alright where?” “一切都好在哪里？” „Is is not all good!” “全是一切都不好啊！” The fans counter-attack of Zhang Ye said: „Of pleasant to hear on the line, what name you managed Crosstalk is, others called «Everything Alright», how?” 张烨的粉丝反击道:“好听就行了啊,你管相声是什么名字呢,人家就叫《一切都好》,怎么着？” However after some lot of people look, was in the heart wondered. 不过有不少民众看后,也是心中纳闷了起来。 Right. 对啊。 Why can call «Everything Alright»? 为什么要叫《一切都好》？ Couldn't find the work? 找不到工作？ Was dismissed? 被开除？ Can't buy the room? 买不到房？ Does this return Everything Alright?? 这还一切都好？？ ...... …… In stage. 舞台上。 Yao Jiancai asked: „Then you when Host said that Crosstalk did come?” 姚建才问:“然后你就当主持人说相声来了？” Zhang Ye: „That was afterward.” 张烨:“那是后来。” Yao Jiancai: „, The middle has also done other?” 姚建才:“哦,中间还干过别的啊？” Zhang Ye: „I said before Crosstalk makes Host , the last work, sang.” 张烨:“我说相声做主持之前最后一份工作,是唱歌。” Yao Jiancai said with amazement: „Humph, will you also sing?” 姚建才惊讶道:“嚯,你还会唱歌？” Zhang Ye looks to him, „how a meaning, did you question me?” 张烨看向他,“怎么个意思,你质疑我？” Yao Jiancai: „, I did not know that your many years, haven't seen you to sing?” 姚建才:“不是啊,我认识你这么多年,没见你唱过歌啊？” The audiences also opened the eye. 观众也都睁大了眼。 „What meaning?” “啥意思？” „Can Zhang Ye sing?” “张烨要唱歌？” „Hello this must result in listens!” “哎呦喂这必须得听啊！” „Zhang Ye meeting?” “张烨会吗？” Zhang Ye cocky said: „That is you have not seen, I sang that level, was not I blows.” 张烨得瑟道:“那是你没见过,我唱歌那水平,真不是我吹的。” Yao Jiancai is curious: „Did you sing generally?” 姚建才好奇:“那你一般唱什么歌啊？” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „I like singing a kinship kind of song, for example Zhang Xia that «Went home».” 张烨笑道:“我都爱唱亲情一类的歌曲,比如张霞的那首《回家了》。” Yao Jiancai: „, This song is very whoops famous, this is the classics old song!” 姚建才:“哎呦,这歌很有名啊,这是经典老歌啊！” Zhang Ye: „Right.” 张烨:“对。” Yao Jiancai: „Can you sing?” 姚建才:“你能唱？” Zhang Ye: „Did I sing two to be good simply?” 张烨:“我简单唱两句好不好？” The audiences create a disturbance immediately. 观众顿时起哄。 „Good!” “好！” „Good!” “好！” „Ha Ha!” “哈哈！” The applause blots out the sky! 掌声铺天盖地！ The Zhang Ye pressure the hand, said: „But you must coordinate, my this song you must close one's eyes to listen, only then closes one's eyes well, has the multi- shapes that can feel me to sing.” 张烨压压手,道:“但是你们得配合一下,我这首歌你们得闭着眼睛听,只有闭着眼睛才能感受到我唱的有多好,有多像。” Yao Jiancai is astonished however: „? Can you also imitate Zhang Xia Voice?” 姚建才讶然:“啊？你还能模仿张霞的声音？” Zhang Ye vowed solemnly: „Can, listening to you definitely to exclaim in surprise that” his face is infatuated with, „, was too of pleasant to hear, has looked like, Zhang Xia lived!” 张烨信誓旦旦:“能啊,听了你们肯定会惊叹”他一脸陶醉,“啊,太好听了,太像了,张霞又活了！” Yao Jiancai hurried blocks him, „has not died! From the start has not died!” 姚建才急忙一把拦住他,“没死！压根也没死！” The audiences have not thought that came such a burden suddenly, one under smiled to spurt the blood! 观众也没想到冷不丁来了这么一个包袱,一愣之下都笑喷血了！ „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Zhang Ye was too bad!” “张烨太坏了！” „Puff!” “噗！” „Whoops smiled!” “哎呦笑死了！” Zhang Ye wipes away sweat, „?” 张烨擦汗,“啊？” Yao Jiancai investigates the correct path: „Also is living!” 姚建才纠正道:“还活着呢啊！” Zhang Ye: „Right?” 张烨:“是吗？” Yao Jiancai turns the eyelid, „idle talk, you together had also made Program last year!” 姚建才翻眼皮,“废话,去年你俩还一起做过节目呢！” The audiences smiled, „Hahahaha!” 观众都笑得不行了,“哈哈哈哈！” Zhang Xia before television after his family member, as soon as listening, mouth that water almost spurts! 电视机前的张霞跟他的家里人一听之后,嘴里那点水差点喷出来！ Zhang Xia son dumbfounded , „this Teacher Zhang!” 张霞的儿子哭笑不得,“这个张老师！” Zhang Xia also smiles there cannot anchor, „makes fun of me? Turns head I to ask him to do accounts!” 张霞也在那里笑得停不住,“拿我开涮？回头我找他算账！” «Went home» is the song of this world. 《回家了》是这个世界的一首歌。 Zhang Ye settles the throat clear, „good, I sang two.” 张烨清了清嗓子,“好吧,那我唱两句啊。” Yao Jiancai: „Sang, waited to listen.” 姚建才:“唱吧,都等着听呢。” Zhang Ye upward lifts the hand, „Music!” 张烨往上一抬手,“音乐！” One second. 一秒钟。 Two seconds. 两秒钟。 Any sound does not have. 什么动静也没有。 Zhang Ye has put down the hand, „not.” 张烨把手又放下了,“没有就算了。” Audiences: „Puff!” 观众:“噗！” Yao Jiancai: „Hi, you said that it does do!” 姚建才:“嗨,那你说它干嘛啊！” Zhang Ye has fermented the mood, opened mouth to sing, „...... Has celebrated the new year, the children went home, thump, knocking on a door sound...... Thump, knocking on a door sound...... Thump, knocking on a door sound...... Thump, knocking on a door sound...... Thump, knocks......” 张烨酝酿了一下情绪,张嘴就唱上了,“啊……过年了,儿女回家了,咚咚咚,敲门声响了……咚咚咚,敲门声响了……咚咚咚,敲门声响了……咚咚咚,敲门声响了……咚咚咚,敲……” Yao Jiancai was anxious, patted him to shout: „You open the door actually you!” 姚建才急了,拍了他一把喊道:“你倒是开门啊你！” The audience patted the thigh to smile to fall face down! 有一个现场观众拍着大腿都笑趴下了！ „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” This song such did not sing, „thump” the lyrics are such one, finally Zhang Ye has endlessly duplicated 45! 这歌原本不是这么唱的,“咚咚咚”的歌词本来就是那么一句,结果张烨不断重复了45遍！ The Yao Jiancai corona said: „Others children went home, knocked half fontanel! You open the door actually!” 姚建才晕道:“人家儿女回家了,敲半天门了！你倒是开门啊！” Zhang Ye blinks, „cannot open, my this is not sings.” 张烨眨眼,“开不了,我这不是唱歌呢吗。” Yao Jiancai: „Hi! This?” 姚建才:“嗨！就这个啊？” The Zhang Ye singing sound is generally speaking same, but not running accent, other as for the art or technique of singing the air change wait / etc., he are not good, can only say that is amateur, the audience's request to Zhang Ye will not be high, listens to a cheerfulness, but Zhang Ye actually ingeniously integrated several laughter burdens in this singing content, the audiences before audience and television teases doubles with laughter, does not let time that the audience has a wee bit panting for breath, after smiles to finish, immediately is second smiles to accept after checking on, the rhythm was good! 张烨的歌声总体来说一般般,只是不跑调而已,其他至于唱功啊换气啊等等,他都不行,只能说是个业余的,观众对张烨的要求也不会那么高,都是听一个乐呵,而张烨却巧妙地在这一段唱歌内容中融入了好几个爆笑的包袱,把现场观众和电视机前的观众都逗得前仰后合,根本不让观众有一丁点喘息的时间,一个笑点结束后,马上又是第二个笑点接上,节奏太好了！ Has the comedy. 有搞笑。 Has the ancient form of acupuncture evil of the age. 有针砭时弊。 Has the tradition to recite without seeming to pause for breath. 有传统贯口。 Now also sings? 现在还有唱？ This Crosstalk work seems very scattered in disorder, may have the vein that Zhang Ye shows very much, is a series of events after his university graduation work strings together. That «Everything Alright» Crosstalk name, the people do do not understand, no one understood why gave such a name? 这个相声作品看上去十分散乱,可却被张烨展现的很有脉络,都是他大学毕业工作后的一系列事件串起来的。只是那《一切都好》的相声名字,众人还是搞不太懂,谁也不理解为什么取了这么个名字？