Online real-time commentary. 网上实时评论。 „, But is also good!” “哇,还不错！” „What good?” “什么不错？” „Zhang Ye Crosstalk?” “张烨的相声啊？” „Do you look really? Has the meaning?” “你们真看啊？不是没意思吗？” „Just began, is the beforehand flavor! The entire journey smiles!” “刚开场,还是以前的味道！全程笑点啊！” „Real? I have a look!” “真的吗？靠,我去看看！” „Looks quickly, I also almost by that group of black moles deceiving! Who said not attractively?” “快看吧,我也差点被那帮黑子给骗了！谁说不好看的啊？” „Familiar Zhang Ye, looked how under them to say!” “还是熟悉的张烨,就看他们下面怎么说了！” Some people of Crosstalk snort contemptuously. 相声界的一些人则嗤之以鼻。 Has the Tang Dazhang apprentice to comment: „Party Crosstalk, the shoptalk said is difficult in that ‚’ on, was looks at the artistry and integrity, did not look good that two burdens shook, even if your entire journey were the burden and laughingstock, overall did not have to let the person precipitation reconsideration the thing, called the failure!” 有个唐大章的徒弟评论道:“晚会相声,行话讲是难在那一‘番儿’上的,是看艺术性和整体性的,不是看一两个包袱抖的好不好,就算你全程都是包袱和笑料,整体上没有个让人沉淀反思的东西,也叫失败！” Has the Crosstalk actor to reply, „, therefore party Crosstalk did not say!” 有相声演员回复,“是啊,所以晚会相声不好说啊！” Another initially Zhang Ye had scolded allow Master apprentice said: „Zhang Ye now in selling his cleverness in trivial matters, arrives at has tested the Crosstalk art the time, he is not good, does not believe downward looked Crosstalk work that the disintegration burden puts together, will be only getting more and more loose, does not have a performance subject.” 另一个当初张烨骂过的许大师的徒弟道:“张烨现在就是在卖他那点小聪明呢,真到了考验相声艺术的时候,他就不行了,不信就往下看吧,散碎包袱拼出来的相声作品,只会越来越散,没有一个表现的主题。” The professional looks is very accurate, before the Zhang Ye Crosstalk subject cursed at people actually, or takes scolding Crosstalk as the line, either refuted the counter- three vulgar topics is the vein, although the person of Crosstalk did not like listening, may speak the truth, this work established, at least was the line is clear, was a complete work, but if the light with the thing that the burden pieced together, that may unable to be called Crosstalk, let alone was requests higher party Crosstalk? 专业人士看的还是很准的,以前张烨相声的主题其实就是骂人,或以骂相声界为线路,或反驳反三俗话题为脉络,虽然相声界的人不爱听,可说实话,这种作品还是成立的,起码是线路清楚,是一部完整的作品,可如果光是用东一个西一个包袱拼凑起来的东西,那可不能叫做相声,更何况是要求更高的晚会相声了？ ...... …… Capital City Spring Festival scene. 京城春晚现场。 Crosstalk is still continuing. 相声还在继续。 Yao Jiancai: „Extremely I ten points? I was also too inferior! Are you praise me you?” 姚建才:“一万分我就得十分？那我也太次了啊！你这是夸我吗你？” Zhang Ye: „My meaning is, this does not have the leeway of enhancement.” 张烨:“我的意思是,这不是还有提高的余地嘛。” Yao Jiancai: „You hurry to rest, you of this big new year's celebration start to step on shout me, before to go on stage, others announced to say, our Crosstalk called «Everything Alright», how your this more said that was farther?” 姚建才:“你赶紧歇歇吧,这大过年的你就开始踩呼我,上台之前人家报幕可说了,咱们这相声叫《一切都好》,你这怎么越说越远啊？” About Zhang Ye has a look, „whose Everything Alright?” 张烨左右看看,“谁一切都好？” Yao Jiancai: „We! Audiences!” 姚建才:“咱们啊！观众啊！” Zhang Ye snort|hum one, „that is your Everything Alright, all my are not good!” 张烨哼了一声,“那是你们一切都好,我一切都不好！” The audiences were happy, Teacher Zhang? 观众乐了,张老师咋了？ Yao Jiancai cares saying: „Yo, big new year's celebration is this? You not good?” 姚建才关心道:“哟,大过年的怎么了这是？你一直不都挺好的吗？” A Zhang Ye gesture, „you looked that your today holds me, actually before me, is not good.” 张烨一比划,“您看您各位今天捧我啊,其实我以前不行。” Yao Jiancai: „Hi, this is no one has the incorrect time.” 姚建才:“嗨,这不是谁都有不行的时候么。” Zhang Ye: „Said before Crosstalk makes Host, my steady work does not have.” 张烨:“说相声做主持人之前,我连个稳定工作都没有。” Yao Jiancai: „Right?” 姚建才:“是吗？” Zhang Ye tells: „That little while just the university graduated, goes to look for the work.” 张烨娓娓道来:“那会儿刚大学毕业,出去找工作。” Yao Jiancai: „Is same.” 姚建才:“都一样。” Zhang Ye: „My dreams, I must be a football player since childhood.” 张烨:“我从小就有一个梦想,我要当一名足球运动员。” Yao Jiancai has a look at him, „.” 姚建才看看他,“可以啊。” Zhang Ye: „I had registered at that time, result that team manager sees my this to call one to like, he said me compared with last year FIFA World Player of the Year 14,000 times!” 张烨:“我当时就去报名了,结果那球队教练看见我这叫一个喜欢啊,他说我比去年的世界足球先生帕昂强了14000多倍！” Yao Jiancai said with amazement: „Humph, that is the talent!” 姚建才惊讶道:“嚯,那是天才啊！” Zhang Ye: „Then he said that but there is a different thing to hinder my development.” 张烨:“然后他说,只是有两样东西妨碍了我的发展。” Yao Jiancai strange [say / way]: „Which difference?” 姚建才奇怪道:“哪两样？” Zhang Ye: „Left leg with right leg.” 张烨:“左腿跟右腿。” The audiences hear here, smiled insanely! 观众听到这里,都笑疯了！ „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Left leg with right leg?” “左腿跟右腿？” „Whoops I go!” “哎呦我去！” „This stem too your mother teased!” “这梗太你妈逗了！” „How Zhang Ye thinks Hahahaha!” “张烨怎么想的啊哈哈哈哈！” Yao Jiancai spits blood, „, that said that you do not do this material!” 姚建才吐血,“嗨,那就说你不是干这个的料！” Zhang Ye angrily said: „I also hate, looked that played the soccer to be hopeless, I went to the private business to respond, I have thrown a resume, has interviewed, that examination official looked straight at does not visit me, said that ‚one minute of time made me remember you to you’.” 张烨气道:“我也恨啊,一看踢足球是没戏了,我还是去私企应聘吧,我投了一份简历,去面试了,那个考官正眼都不看我,说‘给你一分钟时间让我记住你’。” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „Right, many interviews said.” 姚建才笑道:“对,好多面试都这么说。” Zhang Ye: „I think, I walk, brandished has given him big cheeks! Then I turn around to run!” 张烨:“我一想可以啊,我走过去,抡圆了就给了他一个大嘴巴子！然后我转身就跑！” Yao Jiancai had a scare, „humph, that remembers you really!” 姚建才吓了一跳,“嚯,那是真记住你了！” Big cheeks?? 大嘴巴子？？ The audience already doubled with laughter! 现场观众已然前仰后合！ Zhang Ye: „Finally I interviewed to pass, my proleg just left the company, the posterior crus telephone came, that person said that ‚asks you to immediately come company now’.” 张烨:“结果我面试通过了,我前脚刚出公司,后脚电话就来了,那人说‘请你务必现在马上来公司一趟’。” Yao Jiancai: „Hi.” 姚建才:“嗨。” Zhang Ye: „I have thought for quite a while, does not dare to go!” 张烨:“我想了半天,没敢去！” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „Should not go.” 姚建才笑道:“就不应该去。” Audiences: „Hahahahaha!” 观众:“哈哈哈哈哈！” Zhang Ye said worried: „I hate, entered the restroom in roadside, I washed the face, to mirror in I was saying that ‚Zhang Ye, you are strong, a little cannot overthrow you difficultly, keep it up, insists’!” 张烨气闷道:“我恨啊,进了路边的厕所,我洗了把脸,对着镜子里的我说‘张烨啊,你要坚强啊,这么一点困难打不倒你,加油,坚持’！” Yao Jiancai nods, „cannot be discouraged.” 姚建才点头,“不能灰心。” Zhang Ye: „After one's own inflates, my mood slightly returned to normal, comes out from the restroom, I by the facing restroom gate, walk a male shortly.” 张烨:“给自己打气以后,我心情略微平复了许多,从厕所出来,我眼看着由打对面厕所门里,走出来一个男的。” Here, Zhang Ye turned head panic-stricken. 说到这里,张烨惊恐地一回头。 Yao Jiancai is stunned, „? You with ladies'room dull half Heavens!/[days]?” 姚建才愕然,“啊？你跟女厕所呆半天啊？” Some audiences smiled tears! 有的观众都笑出了眼泪！ „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „yi!!” “咿！！” „Whoops smiled!” “哎呦笑死了！” That side Capital City Spring Festival several Host also quickly laughed out loud! 那边京城春晚的几个主持人也都快笑岔气了！ Dong Shanshan covers mouth happily! 董杉杉捂着嘴一个劲儿乐！ Zhang Ye busy [say / way]: „I hurry to run!” 张烨忙道:“我赶紧跑啊！” Yao Jiancai: „Must run.” 姚建才:“是得跑。” Zhang Ye: „In restroom comes out one group of big Old lady to pursue me, is that also shouted that ‚seizes him , he talks on and on with the ladies'room, frightens me not to dare to come out’!” 张烨:“厕所里出来一帮大老娘们追我,为首那个还喊‘逮住他,就他,跟女厕所里瞎叨叨,吓得我都不敢出来’！” Yao Jiancai was happy: „You are enough bad luck.” 姚建才乐了:“你是够倒霉的。” Zhang Ye dark angrily said: „I one want such not to get down good, I must work, I must make money, what to do wants to make money? You must spend first.” 张烨晦气道:“我一想这么下去不行啊,我得工作啊,我得赚钱啊,想赚钱怎么办？你得先花钱。” Yao Jiancai shakes the head: „Hey, gives a present?” 姚建才摇头:“嘿,送礼啊？” Zhang Ye: „Has spent a lot of money, I finally became an official state-owned enterprise staff, goes to work in Beijing.” 张烨:“花了不少钱,我终于成为了一名正式的国企员工,就在北京上班。” Yao Jiancai: „Yes?” 姚建才:“是啊？” Zhang Ye is happy: „Our work are good, daily does not need to work, that section chief who I give a present also frequently leads us to go out to dine, 78 people, each time is a big table dish.” 张烨高兴道:“我们这个工作好啊,天天不用干活,就我送礼的那个科长还经常带着我们出去吃饭去,就78个人啊,每次都是一大桌子菜。” Yao Jiancai: „What dish?” 姚建才:“什么菜啊？” Zhang Ye: „Had, steams lamb to steam the bear's paws to steam Lu Weier to burn the flowered duck to burn the chickling to burn child goose furnace pig roast duck sauce chicken cured meat preserved egg small stomach soy-sauce cooked pork sausage assorted crisp plate to smoke chicken white face to steam the eight precious ingredients pig polished glutinous rice to ferment the duck pot pheasant pot quail sauced miscellaneous items sauced child Eshan chicken rabbit dried meat python whitebait to steam the Chinese forest frog to braise duck waist to braise a duck strip Qing to mix the waist silk yellow core barrel bright eel bright eel bean drum abalone to saute the carp hu rotten soft-shelled turtle to grasp fries the carp to grasp fries the shrimp to soft-fry fillet French fried chicken assorted wrap intestines stewin thick gravy jackdaw hemp chili oil volume to cook fresh mushroom to cook the fish dried meat. Cooks fish maw to cook the fish fillet vinegar to cook sliced meat......” 张烨:“有,蒸羊羔儿蒸熊掌蒸鹿尾儿烧花鸭烧雏鸡烧子鹅炉猪炉鸭酱鸡腊肉松花小肚儿酱肉香肠什锦酥盘儿熏鸡白脸儿清蒸八宝猪江米酿鸭子罐儿野鸡罐儿鹌鹑卤什件儿卤子鹅山鸡兔脯莱蟒银鱼清蒸哈什蚂烩鸭腰儿烩鸭条儿清拌腰丝儿黄心管儿炯白鳝炯黄鳝豆鼓鲍鱼锅烧鲤鱼烀烂甲鱼抓炒鲤鱼抓炒对虾软炸里脊软炸鸡什锦套肠儿卤煮寒鸦儿麻辣油卷儿熘鲜蘑熘鱼脯。熘鱼肚儿熘鱼片儿醋熘肉片儿……” Reciting without seeming to pause for breath of this big section tradition «Report Name», listened to all audiences silly! 这一大段传统《报菜名》的贯口,把所有观众都听傻了！ Before the television, looks at the Program Crosstalk actors is also look at each other in dismay, has held breath a cold air/Qi! 电视机前看节目的相声演员们也是面面相觑,倒吸了一口冷气！ Recites without seeming to pause for breath many people saying that especially «Report Name», this is the basic skills to their Crosstalk actor, the actors of many supporting speaker can come one, reason that however they the shock, is their real his mother who because Zhang Ye says cannot say that the Zhang Ye language fast can describe with crazy, from beginning to end the one breath, was he makes Host to speak advertisement word that time astonishing language in «The Voice» fast! 贯口很多人都会说,尤其《报菜名》,这对他们相声演员来讲属于基本功,很多捧哏的演员都能来上一段,然而他们之所以震惊,是因为张烨说的这种他们真他妈说不了啊,张烨的语速可以用疯狂来形容,从头到尾一口气,就是他在《好声音》做主持人说广告词那时的惊人语速！ Nobody imitates! 没人模仿的了！ Said recites without seeming to pause for breath, all people are first time see! 这么说贯口,所有人都是第一次见到！ In the Tang Dazhang also heart sinks, has not expected Zhang Ye to recite without seeming to pause for breath to fuse in traditional Crosstalk Program unexpectedly ingeniously, but also shocked the language of whole nation fast to give in matching him when «The Voice»! 唐大章也心中一沉,没料到张烨竟然把传统相声贯口给巧妙地融合到了节目里,还把他在《好声音》时震惊了全国人民的语速给搭配上了！ The scene bursts into thunderous applause! 现场掌声雷动！ ! 啪啪啪！ „Good!” “好！” „Said well!” “说得好！” „It was good!” “太牛了！” „This Speed, is his mother must take off!” “这速度,是他妈要起飞啊！” The audiences also heard the goose flesh to get up, because was too quick! This Speed was other Crosstalk actors said when recited without seeming to pause for breath three times of even four times! 观众也都听得鸡皮疙瘩都起来了,因为太快了啊！这速度是其他相声演员说贯口时的三倍甚至四倍啊！ This recited without seeming to pause for breath is too scary! 这贯口太吓人了啊！ Zhang Ye on stage said. 台上的张烨说完了。 Yao Jiancai startled [say / way]: „Why to have these many dishes? How much money can this spend?” 姚建才惊道:“干嘛要这么多菜？这得花多少钱啊？” Zhang Ye waves the arms about, „government money!” 张烨一甩手,“公款！” Yao Jiancai suddenly, „!” 姚建才恍然,“嗨！” Hears here, many Crosstalk actors are startled once more, is this in the satire recreational activities using public funds? 听到这里,很多相声演员再次一怔,这是在讽刺公款吃喝？ Yao Jiancai: „Now the country is attacking this! Also up-wind commits a crime?” 姚建才:“现在国家正打击这个呢！还顶风作案呢？” Zhang Ye said: „Not only eats meal, our section chiefs also frequently lead us to travel, Shanghai, Guilin, Suzhou, which goes.” 张烨道:“不但吃饭啊,我们科长还经常带我们旅游呢,上海,桂林,苏州,哪儿都去。” Yao Jiancai: „You are also money Shao.” 姚建才:“你们也是钱烧的。” Zhang Ye looks to Old Yao, „in the process of traveling, I have discovered some uncivilized phenomenon.” 张烨看向老姚,“不过在旅游的过程中,我发现了一些不文明的现象。” Yao Jiancai asked: „What phenomenon?” 姚建才问:“什么现象？” Zhang Ye: „Some monuments, scenic spot plate, some people write above unexpectedly, anything arrives at this tour, any xx I love you, but also some people carve the name to come up, any Yao Jiancai......” 张烨:“一些纪念碑,景点牌子,竟然有人在上面写字,什么到此一游啊,什么xx我爱你啊,还有人刻名字上去的,什么姚建才啊……” Yao Jiancai hurries to block, „not I! I do not do this matter!” 姚建才赶紧拦住,“没我！我可不干这事！” The audiences smile to spurt: „Hahahaha!” 观众笑喷:“哈哈哈哈！” Zhang Ye: „Is gives an example.” 张烨:“就是举个例子嘛。” Yao Jiancai said: „Has this uncivilized phenomenon!” 姚建才道:“是有这种不文明现象！” Zhang Ye: „My this person of sense of justice is much strong, looks at this my pissed off, the air/Qi I am not good, I must result to say them! Too does not make sense!” 张烨:“我这人正义感多强啊,一看这个我就生气啊,气得我不行不行的,我必须得说说他们！太不像话了！” Yao Jiancai big his head, „right, must say them!” 姚建才大点其头,“对,是得说说他们！” Zhang Ye hesitates, takes up the fan on table, when the pen, writes void, „this comrade, I must criticize you! Can you scribble to doodle here? Do you have a quality? Do you have public-spirited? Does your father teach you? Does your mother teach you? Your does Grandpa teach you? Your does Grandma teach you? Your paternal aunt does Grandma teach you? How your aunt does Grandma teach you?” 张烨一沉吟,拿起桌子上的扇子当笔,虚空写着,“这位同志,我要批评你！你怎么能在这里乱写乱画呢？你还有没有一点素质？你还有没有一点公德心？你爸是怎么教你的？你妈是怎么教你的？你爷爷是怎么教你的？你奶奶是怎么教你的？你姑姥姥是怎么教你的？你八姨奶奶是怎么教你的？” Yao Jiancai was ignorant. 姚建才都懵了。 The audiences early smile the flowering branch to shiver all over! 观众们早笑得花枝乱颤！ „I am not good!” “我不行了！” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” „Whoops tears came out!” “哎呦眼泪都出来了！” Zhang Ye solves angrily said: „, I scolded him more than 1000 characters on wall in any case voluminous! Too exasperating!” 张烨解气道:“反正啊,我在墙上洋洋洒洒骂了他1000多个字！太气人了！” Yao Jiancai stares saying: „More than 1000 characters?” 姚建才瞪眼道:“1000多字？” Zhang Ye: „That, they are uncivilized!” 张烨:“那是啊,他们太不文明了！” Yao Jiancai angrily said: „Others write one ‚to this tour’ at most also on four characters, do you write more than 1000 characters? Your this is more uncivilized than him you!” 姚建才气道:“人家写一个‘到此一游’顶多也就四个字,你写1000多字？你这比他还不文明啊你！” Zhang Ye roll one's eyes: „Am I uncivilized? Our section chiefs saw, also praised me, he said Little Zhang you did was very good, sees this improper behavior, must criticize to point out mistakes firmly!” 张烨翻白眼:“我怎么不文明了？我们科长看到后还表扬我了,他说小张你做的很好,看见这种不文明行为,就要坚决批评指正！” Audiences: „Hahahaha!” 观众:“哈哈哈哈！” The Yao Jiancai corona said: „Your this anything section chief, must have an accident sooner or later!” 姚建才晕道:“你这什么科长啊,早晚得出事！” Zhang Ye smacks the lips suddenly, said: „Also very much made you give saying that this less than several days did not have an accident.” 张烨忽然一咂嘴,道:“还很让你给说着了,这不是没过几天就出事了么。” Yao Jiancai: „What's the matter?” 姚建才:“怎么回事？” Zhang Ye: „On that day went abroad to travel...... It is not right, we called investigation trip abroad, in in addition - - met sea compared with that side - robbed.” 张烨:“那天出国旅游……不对,我们叫出国考察,就在加-勒-比那边碰见海-盗了。” Yao Jiancai has a scare, „humph!” 姚建才吓一跳,“嚯！” Zhang Ye: „Pirate embarked to pull out the spear|gun, wanted 5 million!” 张烨:“海盗上船就把枪掏出来了,要5000000！” Yao Jiancai: „That what to do?” 姚建才:“那怎么办啊？” Zhang Ye: „Our section chiefs have fought many battles, directly the leader who he found the pirate said that ‚wants 5 million, but you must write a hundred million receipt to me’!” 张烨:“还是我们科长身经百战,他直接找到海盗的首领说‘要5000000可以,但你要给我开一张一个亿的发票’！” Yao Jiancai: „?” 姚建才:“啊？” Zhang Ye: „Pirates have cried, you make money ruthlessly!” 张烨:“海盗都哭了,还是你们赚钱狠呐！” Yao Jiancai: „Hi!” 姚建才:“嗨！” The scene was submerged by the laughter time and time again! 现场已经被笑声一次一次淹没了！ „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” „Opens hundred million receipts? Whoops!” “开张一个亿发票？哎呦！” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” Hears here, the person of Crosstalk was silent. 听到这里,相声界的人已经沉默了。 Just also in that several Crosstalk actors who on weibo questioned, at this time did not have the sound. 刚刚还在微博上质疑的那几个相声演员,这时候也都没有了动静。 Audience become excited excitement! 观众一个个都打鸡血了似的兴奋！ Plies the connections to give a present? 托关系送礼？ Satire recreational activities using public funds? 讽刺公款吃喝？ Ironic traveling uncivilized phenomenon? 反讽旅游不文明现象？ Spoke frankly that the government money does reimburse the trick? 直言公款报销猫腻？ This is the method of Crosstalk most basic ancient form of acupuncture evil of the age! This is a very Advanced artistic performance technique! 这都是相声最基本的针砭时弊的手段啊！这是一种很高级的艺术表现手法啊！ Knows to present many talented people that the Zhang Ye today's Crosstalk vein, connected with the employment history that he deducts, with burdens of comedy, satirizes now some on society not - good phenomenon! In addition that nobody imitates recites without seeming to pause for breath astonishingly...... 到了现在很多人才知道,张烨今天的相声脉络,原来是拿他演绎的工作经历来串联的,用一个个搞笑的包袱,来讽刺当今社会上的一些不-良现象！再加上那没有人模仿的了的惊人贯口…… Whose his mother said that Zhang Ye won't say party Crosstalk? 谁他妈说张烨不会说晚会相声的？ Whose his mother said that Zhang Ye can't say the tradition class work?? 谁他妈说张烨说不了传统类作品的？？ Pulls your grandmother - grandmother - - egg!! 扯你姥-姥-的-蛋啊！！