Weibo lived it up! 微薄热闹极了！ „, Starts!” “哇,开始啦！” „Looks at the beginning dance of mango stage quickly! Good!” “快看芒果台的开场舞！牛啊！” „Zhejiang stage good of also!” “浙江台的也不错！” „Same of Beijing Satellite TV, stage effect is not that good!” “京城卫视的一般般,舞台效果不是那么好！” „The technical feeling most foot of mango stage! Really rich! Did this stage quickly catch up with the CCTV Spring Festival stage? Has gotten down the initial capital!” “还是芒果台的科技感最足啊！真有钱！这舞台都快赶上央视春晚的舞台了吧？下了血本了啊！” „Strong south my great lake!” “壮哉我大湖南！” The netizens in live broadcast from the beginning, made remarks. 网友们在直播一开始,就评头论足起来。 Some people are several Spring Festival looked one after another that then separately makes the summary appraisal! 有的人更是几台春晚轮番看,然后分别做总结性评价！ ...... …… Today Zhang Ye's Family treats. 今天张烨家请客。 In the family the relative basically came. 家里亲戚基本上都来了。 Grandma asked repeatedly: „How hasn't Little Ye come out?” 姥姥连声问道:“小烨怎么还不出来啊？” Grandfather said with a smile: „Worries, just first Program.” 姥爷笑道:“着什么急,刚第一个节目。” „Little Ye is sixth.” Mother gives them to pour the tea, „immediately arrived.” “小烨是第六个。”老妈给他们倒茶水,“马上就到了。” Does Chenchen wink is staring at the television. 辰辰一眨不眨地盯着电视。 Three younger sisters are rubbing the small head of Chenchen in that side, said excitedly: „My brother comes out quickly! Comes out quickly!” 三妹妹在那边揉着辰辰的小脑袋,激动道:“我哥快出来啊！快出来啊！” ...... …… Beijing TV Station. 京城电视台。 The backstage somewhere, the staff are upon the jump to pass and out. 后台某处,工作人员跑来跑去进进出出。 „Hurry up Teacher Zhang!” That person has urged four times, „second Program! 15 minutes!” “快点啊张老师！”那人已经催了四次了,“都第二个节目了！还有15分钟！” Zhang Ye is arranging the thing with that side, does not return saying: „Is quick!” 张烨跟那边布置着东西,头也不回道:“快好了！” Yao Jiancai also worries in the one side, „will incorrect words move in the future? Do we go to tenth Program? 15 th?” 姚建才也在一旁干着急,“不行的话往后挪一挪？我们去第十个节目？或者第15个？” That staff said: „It is not good, front is arranges, behind here one changed entire to be chaotic!” 那工作人员道:“不行啊,前面都是排好的,这边一改后面全乱了！” Zhang Ye has seen the world, „do not worry, immediately is good.” 张烨还是见过世面的,“别着急,马上好。” ...... …… Second Program starts. 第二个节目开始。 Then is third, fourth. 然后是第三个,第四个。 The audience netizens state views. 观众网友们各抒己见。 „This year satellite TV stage suffices to go all out!” “今年卫视台都够卖力气的！” „Liaoning formidable might! Heavenly King came out! Hahaha!” “辽宁威武！天王出来了！哈哈哈！” „This was the old song, no matter but listened many, listened insufficiently!” “这是老歌了,但不管听多少遍,还是听不够啊！” „Liaoning Viewership Ratings estimate was first!” “辽宁收视率估计是第一了！” „Dragon TV is also good, fourth Program was Sketch! Hahahaha, looked quickly, I recommend intensely, is very funny, at least is better than CCTV Spring Festival Sketch little!” “东方卫视也不错啊,第四个节目是小品了！哈哈哈哈,快去看啊,我个人强烈推荐,很好笑,比央视春晚的小品至少要好一点点！” „Looked at Zhejiang Spring Festival Crosstalk? Is broadcasting, but felt that does not have the meaning very much, these two Crosstalk actors are also 56 years ago very red, but now is not good, how before to resembling these, very comedy the good Crosstalk actor who said that arrives at the Spring Festival stage all not to be good?” “看浙江春晚的相声了吧？正在播呢,不过感觉很没意思,这俩相声演员也是56年前很红的啊,可现在都不行了,怎么好像那些以前都挺搞笑说的挺好的相声演员,一到春晚舞台就全不行了？” „Does not have the means that Crosstalk was too low for these years, early entered the bottleneck time, moreover party Crosstalk was very difficult saying that a connotation, has not selected the satire current event to eulogize the thing of motherland not to be good, this stage must result in loftily, needs to be fastidious about the artistry, before was also Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai can listen, what not to be uncertain to the Spring Festival stage, when did you listen to Zhang Ye to say Crosstalk formally?” “没办法,相声这几年太低迷了,早进入瓶颈期了,而且晚会相声很难说,没有点内涵、没有点讽刺时事歌颂祖国的东西不行啊,这种舞台必须得高雅一点,需要讲究艺术性,之前也就是张烨姚建才的能听,但到了春晚舞台也不一定什么样呢,你什么时候听过张烨正儿八经说相声啊？” „Looks at the Eastern stage, immediately was the climax!” “都去看东方台吧,马上就是重头戏了！” „Right? I have a look.” “是吗？我去看看。” „I do not look, I die and other Capital City Spring Festival Crosstalk!” “我不看了,我就死等京城春晚的相声！” „Yes, Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai is about to enter the stage! I feelings, Zhang Ye will not always disappoint me!” “是啊,张烨姚建才快出场了！我总有一种感觉,张烨不会让我失望的！” „I do not hold anything to anticipate.” “我不抱什么期待。” „I am also, for the time being looked that is not good changes the stage.” “我也是,姑且一看吧,不行就换台。” „Today does not know that has many people to wait to look at the Zhang Ye joke, if Crosstalk of his a while is not good, you look that countless people scolded him absolutely, came ridicule! Who made Teacher Zhang these years offend these many people, everybody suppressed him to make a mistake!” “今天不知道有多少人等着看张烨的笑话呢,他一会儿的相声如果说的不好,你看着吧,绝对无数人过来骂他,过来吐槽！谁让张老师这些年得罪了这么多人呢,大家都憋着他出错呢！” Beijing Satellite TV is fifth Program. 京城卫视已经是第五个节目了。 „Was quick, next and that's the end!” “快了,下一个就是了！” „Anxious, hoping the Teacher Zhang Ye first illustrious name not to destroy on this stage!” “紧张啊,但愿张烨老师一世英名别毁在这个舞台！” „CCTV Spring Festival or place Spring Festival, so long as is the Spring Festival stage, for these years was the graves of Crosstalk actors, came one broken one, came one waste one, now was such a universal form, Zhang Ye came also uselessly, party Crosstalk he cannot say!” “无论是央视春晚还是地方春晚,只要是春晚舞台,这几年都是相声演员们的坟墓,来一个碎一个,来一个废一个,现在就是这么个普遍形式,张烨来了也没用,晚会型的相声他也说不了！” „Do not look!” “都别看了！” „Ha Ha, looks at Liaoning Station.” “哈哈,还是看辽宁台吧。” „Zhang Ye curses at people also some to look that doesn't curse at people? Who looks!” “张烨骂人还有的看,不骂人了？谁看啊！” ...... …… Beijing TV Station. 京城电视台。 Chang Xiaoliang was urging to: „Good?” 常晓亮对着麦催促道:“好了没有？” That side some people replied that „Teacher Zhang was good! Front is passing!” 那边有人回答,“张老师好了！正在过去前面！” „Hurry up! Immediately to them!” Chang Xiaoliang loud [say / way]. “快点！马上到他们了！”常晓亮大声道。 At this time, Beijing Satellite TV fifth dance Program performed, in language class Program here stage, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai form has also caught up when at a crucial moment. 这时,京城卫视的第五个歌舞节目表演完了,语言类节目这边的舞台上,张烨和姚建才的身影也才在千钧一发之际赶了过来。 Sees their forms, the scene many Beijing Broadcasting Station people long implores the one breath. 看到他们的身影,现场很多京城台的人都长吁一口气。 Hu Fei wipes away sweat, „finally came!” 胡飞擦汗,“终于来了！” Xiao Lu said fearful and apprehensive: „Scary!” 小吕心惊胆战道:“吓死人了啊！” Some Yao Jiancai also gasping for breath sigh, hurried to breathe heavily two tones. 姚建才也有些气喘吁吁,赶紧喘了两口气。 That side Host, scene has hit. 主持人那边,镜头打了过去。 Dong Shanshan that a red color jubilation dresses up hangs the smiling face saying: „Below Program, believes that many audiences before television expected for a long time.” 一身大红色喜庆打扮的董杉杉挂着笑脸道:“下面这个节目,相信电视机前的很多观众都期待已久了。” Male Host said with a smile: „Yes, this Program may be serious.” 男主持笑道:“是的,这个节目可不得了。” Dong Shanshan said: „Many audiences became impatient.” 董杉杉道:“很多观众都等急了。” Male Host: „We hurry to leave this old two brothers time.” 男主持:“那咱们赶紧把时间留给这老哥儿俩吧。” Dong Shanshan announced: „Asked you to appreciate Crosstalk «Everything Alright», the performer: Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai.” 董杉杉报幕道:“下面请您欣赏相声《一切都好》,表演者:张烨、姚建才。” scene cuts immediately! 镜头马上切换！ As soon as netizens before many television listen , the heart was cool! 好多电视机前的网友一听,也心都凉了！ „What name?” “啥名字？” „«Everything Alright»?” “《一切都好》？” „Shit, can Zhang Ye also really say the traditional type Crosstalk work?” “我靠,张烨还真要说传统类型的相声作品啊？” „This name one hear comedy!” “这名字一听就不搞笑啊！” „Ended, I have to plant not the wonderful premonition!” “完了,我有种不妙的预感！” „«Everything Alright»? Reminded me of CCTV Spring Festival Tang Dazhang their «Family reunion»? If this did not have the meaning!” “《一切都好》？怎么让我想起了央视春晚唐大章他们的《阖家团圆》啊？要是这样也太没意思了！” „Knew? This is Spring Festival Crosstalk, everybody is the same, must say!” “知道了吧？这就是春晚的相声,大家都一样,都得这么说！” „Oh, an anticipation had not felt!” “唉,已经没有一点期待感了！” „How can like this? Teacher Zhang, no!” “怎么会这样啊？张老师,别啊！” The question sound of netizen was bigger! 网友的质疑声更大了！ In family. 家里。 Mother Father is also first time knows Crosstalk name that the son must say, slightly stares. 老妈老爸也是第一次知道儿子要说的相声名字,也都微微一愣。 Tang Dazhang before television also changed Beijing Satellite TV stage. 电视机前的唐大章也把台换到了京城卫视。 His wife frowns in side, „look at him to do?” 他妻子在旁边蹙眉,“看他干嘛？” Tang Dazhang said: „I must think how but actually he said!” 唐大章道:“我倒要看他怎么说！” allow Master, forest Master, Crosstalk the television opens Beijing TV Station with the people who Zhang Ye did not gather. 许大师,林大师,相声界很多跟张烨不合的人都将电视打开到了京城电视台。 The person of CCTV Spring Festival Program group. 还有央视春晚节目组的人。 „Came out!” “出来了！” „Visited him to say anything!” “看他说什么！” „Ha, but also ridicule we? Is really funny enough!” “哈,还吐槽我们？真够逗的！” „Everything Alright? Puff!” “一切都好？噗！” „The CCTV good place also to be also good, Spring Festival of which family such does, Crosstalk of which family said that what you can also say not same? We also really want to take a look!” “央视也好地方也好,谁家的春晚都是这么做的,谁家的相声都是这么说的,你还能说出什么不一样的来？我们还真想看看！” Singing Zhang Xia said to the children: „, Little Zhang did Crosstalk start? Looks quickly.” 歌唱家张霞对子女道:“诶,小张的相声开始了吧？快看一下。” The Zhang Xia son said: „Online is passing on Zhang Ye this Crosstalk not to be unattractive.” 张霞的儿子道:“网上都在传张烨这相声不会好看。” Zhang Xia smiles, „that must look knew.” 张霞笑笑,“那得看了才知道啊。” Chen Guang Mr. and Mrs. Fan Wenli already turned on the television at home. 陈光范文丽夫妇在家里早就打开了电视。 In overseas a while to illustrate Yu Yingyi of international table tennis match while idle time, accesses the net to search Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival live broadcast. 身在国外一会儿要解说一场国际乒乓球比赛的俞颖怡趁着空闲时间,也上网搜索京城卫视春晚的直播。 Zhang Ye fans. 或张烨的粉丝。 Zhang Ye friend. 或张烨的朋友。 Zhang Ye personal enemy. 或张烨的仇家。 At this moment, all again looks at Beijing Satellite TV! 此时此刻,全都再看京城卫视！ Actually the Beijing Satellite TV one's own person, with total concentration has observed closely the stage including the people of Capital City Spring Festival Director group, because since the Zhang Ye decision modifies the Crosstalk book temporarily that moment, they have not been able controlling, their one's own do not know that Zhang Ye must say anything! 其实就连京城卫视自己的人,连京城春晚导演组的人都聚精会神地盯住了舞台,因为自从张烨决定临时改动相声本子的那一刻,他们就已经无法把控了,他们自己都不知道张烨要说什么了！ «Everything Alright»? 《一切都好》？ Did Zhang Ye change including the Crosstalk name? 张烨连相声名字都改了？ The Beijing Satellite TV person always felt one's own this group of person important criminal heart diseases! 京城卫视的人总感觉自己这帮人都要犯心脏病了！ ...... …… Stage center. 舞台中央。 A long table, two microphones. 一个长桌,两只话筒。 Zhang Ye very calmly and old buddy Yao Jiancai takes the stage. 张烨很镇定地和老搭档姚建才走上舞台。 „Viewer friends hello.” Zhang Ye stands firm, was saying with a smile to the microphone: „Here, first happy new year.” “观众朋友们大家好。”张烨站定,对着话筒笑道:“在这里,先给大家拜年了。” Yao Jiancai holds the fist in the other hand saying: „Happy New Year!” 姚建才抱拳道:“新年快乐！” Zhang Ye said: „Good luck in everything!” 张烨道:“万事如意！” The audience is very enthusiastic, has given the warm applause, just like the netizens, they do not know that Zhang Ye will say any Crosstalk today! 现场的观众还是很热情的,都给与了热烈的掌声,跟网友们一样,他们也不知道张烨今天到底会说什么相声！ Zhang Ye smiles said diligently: „Introduced oneself, I called Zhang Ye, was a Crosstalk actor, was Host, but also has done Director, has done the Mathematics research, all kinds of occupation I have done.” 张烨笑孜孜道:“自我介绍一下,我叫张烨,是一名相声演员,也是一名主持,还干过导演,做过数学研究,五花八门的职业我都做过。” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „Right.” 姚建才笑道:“对。” Zhang Ye finger of side, „stands by me this is my partner.” 张烨手一指旁边,“站在我旁边这位是我的搭档。” Yao Jiancai nods, „right, you give to introduce.” 姚建才点头,“对,你给介绍介绍。” Zhang Ye: „Bites the building materials to nip Teacher!” 张烨:“咬建材咬老师！” Before this stem, has used one time, but everybody is worth hearing a hundred times, the scene laughter rises from all directions. 这个梗以前用过一次,可大家还是百听不厌,现场笑声四起。 Yao Jiancai faints: „Who bites the building materials!” 姚建才晕倒:“谁咬建材啊！” Zhang Ye said suddenly: „How?” 张烨眨眼道:“怎么了？” Yao Jiancai investigates the correct path: „Did not call this!” 姚建才纠正道:“不叫这个！” The Zhang Ye doubt said: „? Changed name?” 张烨狐疑道:“啊？改名了？” Yao Jiancai: „What do I change I?” 姚建才:“我改什么名啊我？” Zhang Ye: „Didn't nip the building materials? What do you bite now? Bites the brick?” 张烨:“不咬建材了？那你现在咬什么？咬板砖？” Yao Jiancai humph a throat, why „I must bite anything! You collapsed my tooth again!” 姚建才嚯了一嗓子,“我干嘛非得咬点什么啊！你再把我牙崩了！” The audiences have smiled a big piece! 观众笑了一大片！ „Puff!” “噗！” „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” „This old stem was renovated by him!” “这老梗被他翻新了啊！” „Teased me!” “逗死我了！” This beginning makes everybody facial expression shake, one was energetic! 这个开场就让大家神情一震,一下就精神了！ Zhang Ye he he smiles: „Plays a small joke.” 张烨呵呵一笑:“开个小玩笑。” Yao Jiancai is helpless: „You talk clearly.” 姚建才无奈:“你说清楚。” Zhang Ye introduced: „Yao Jiancai Teacher Yao.” 张烨重新介绍:“姚建才姚老师。” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „Does not use Teacher, I should call you Teacher Zhang to be right, you are proper Peking University Teacher.” 姚建才笑道:“不用老师,我应该叫你张老师才对,你是正经的北大老师。” Zhang Ye hurries to wave the hand, „do not call Teacher, I may unable to handle before you.” 张烨赶紧摇手,“你可别叫老师,在您面前我可当不起。” Yao Jiancai: „Should.” 姚建才:“应该的嘛。” Zhang Ye beckons with the hand again and again: „, Do not be impolite.” 张烨连连摆手:“可别,太客气了。” Yao Jiancai: „What did I call?” 姚建才:“那我叫什么？” Zhang Ye savors the mouth: „Um, calling me Zhang Ye to be good, called to publicize Director, publicized the professor, publicized Host.” 张烨咂摸嘴:“嗯,叫我张爷就行了,叫张大导演,张大教授,张大主持人也可以。” Audiences: „Puff!” 观众:“噗！” Yao Jiancai supine neck roll one's eyes: „Humph, is your this polite? Has resulted, I called Teacher.” 姚建才一仰脖子一翻白眼:“嚯,您这还客气呐？得了,我还是叫老师吧。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Looked that I old tease with the Teacher Yao stage on blindly, actually under our stage is very good friend.” 张烨笑道:“看我跟姚老师台上老瞎逗,其实我俩台下是很好的朋友。” Yao Jiancai he he said: „Right, knew for several years.” 姚建才呵呵道:“没错,认识好几年了。” Zhang Ye raises up the thumb: „Teacher Yao can be said as my good teacher and helpful friend, if wants me to give the Teacher Yao allocation number, I will hit the ten points!” 张烨竖起大拇指:“姚老师可以说是我的良师益友,如果要我给姚老师打个分数,那么,我会打十分！” Yao Jiancai said busily modestly: „Polite was polite, do I have such?” 姚建才忙谦虚道:“客气了客气了,我有这么好吗？” Zhang Ye said: „Um, as for remaining 9990, I......” 张烨紧接着道:“嗯,至于剩下的9990呢,我……” Yao Jiancai said stunned: „? Gathers the perfect score is being 10,000?” 姚建才错愕道:“啊？合着满分是10000啊？” The following audience tittered one to spurt! 下面观众噗嗤一声就喷了！ „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Hahahaha!” “啊哈哈哈哈！” This not Zhang Ye beforehand style? 这不还是张烨以前的风格吗？ This has to curse at people, can Zhang Ye also say? 这不是没骂人,张烨也能说吗？ Of pleasant to hear! 好听啊！ As before is that splendid!! 依旧是那么精彩啊！！