At noon. 中午。 Finished eating the food at home, Zhang Ye does not know where puts out two leather clothing. 在家吃完饭,张烨不知从哪儿拿出两件皮衣来。 „Father, mother.” Zhang Ye said. “爸,妈,给。”张烨道。 Mother looks, „what?” 老妈看过来,“什么呀？” Father frowns, „blindly went shopping?” 老爸蹙眉,“又瞎买东西了？” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Celebrated the new year, bought the body clothes for you, my mother that was the coat of marten skin, gave you are the leather jacket, was good plate, put on.” 张烨笑道:“过年了嘛,给你俩买身衣服,我妈那个是貂皮的大衣,给您的是皮夹克,都是好牌子,穿吧。” „Later blindly do not buy.” Father saved. “以后别瞎买。”老爸节省惯了。 Mother receives with a smile, „how much money?” 老妈笑着接过来,“多少钱啊？” Zhang Ye said: „Hundreds of thousands.” 张烨道:“十几万吧。” Mother has a scare, „humph, you are insane you! What do hundreds of thousands select not to be good dry? Gives me me to save to you money!” Throws the clothes, „hurried to draw back!” 老妈吓一大跳,“嚯,你要疯啊你！有十几万干点什么不好啊？把钱给我我给你存着啊！”将衣服扔回去,“赶紧退了！” Zhang Ye laughs, „I talked nonsense, several thousand dollars, were good, in the afternoon must go to the Beijing TV Station registration, I jolted.” 张烨哈哈一笑,“我瞎说的,就几千块钱,行了,下午还得去京城电视台报到呢,我颠儿了啊。” Mother asked: „In the evening goes home?” 老妈问道:“晚上回不回家？” Zhang Ye: „Said again.” 张烨:“再说吧。” Mother: „2 nd 3 rd?” 老妈:“初二初三呢？” Zhang Ye: „Does not know that looked is busy.” 张烨:“不知道呢,看忙不忙吧。” Mother complained: „Celebrated the new year not to run around like crazy, didn't celebrate the new year with the family in well good? How many days do you say this year for one year you in home? Every day went home also mostly ten point 11 points, saw unable to see you, went to outside area to pat Program also to go is several months several months, last year, year 30 sons' you not at home! Does not go to the CCTV Spring Festival scene to write the song to person, the year of but also with others Republic of Korea person challenge, in the local police station passing! This year do not run around like crazy! Goes home to treat well!” 老妈埋怨道:“过年了别瞎跑,好好跟家里过个年不行啊？你说今年一年你在家几天？每天回家也大都十点11点了,见都见不着你,去外地拍节目也一去就是几个月几个月的,还有去年,年30儿的你就没在家过！非去央视春晚现场给人写歌,还跟人家韩国人打架,在派出所过的年！今年别瞎跑了！好好回家待着！” Zhang Ye um, „, I knew.” 张烨嗯了一声,“哎呀,我知道了。” Mother stares, „should not be perfunctory! Thinks that the whole family does celebrate the new year so to be how difficult?” 老妈瞪眼,“别敷衍！想一家人过个年怎么还这么难？” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Good mother, I knew.” 张烨笑道:“行了妈,我知道了。” Father cared, „how Crosstalk did make?” 老爸关心了一句,“相声弄得怎么样了？” Zhang Ye along with tastes: „Did well.” 张烨随口道:“都弄好了。” „What did I just also listen to you to prepare in the room? Whispered?” Father said. “那我刚还听你在屋里准备什么呢？唧唧咕咕的？”老爸道。 Zhang Ye hi the sound, said: „Again consolidates, actually did not have the issue, you felt relieved that waited to look at Program in the evening on the line.” 张烨嗨了声,道:“就是再巩固巩固,其实都没问题了,您俩就放心吧,晚上等着看节目就行了。” ...... …… Begins broadcasting to approach. 开播临近。 Online Voice is also getting bigger and bigger. 网上的声音也越来越大。 Zhang Ye to Beijing TV Station time, has met the people of several party Director groups. 张烨到了京城电视台的时候,碰见了几个晚会导演组的人。 „, Did Teacher Zhang come?” That Director said. “诶,张老师来了？”那副导演道。 Zhang Ye smiles, „came, earlier comes to prepare again.” 张烨笑笑,“来了,早点过来再准备准备。” Vice- Director said: „Your evening's Program is discussed now many, the dispute is also very big.” 副导演说道:“你晚上的节目现在被人议论很多,争议也很大。” „Yes, I saw.” Zhang Ye it does not matter said. “是啊,我看见了。”张烨无所谓道。 Vice- Director happy, said: „Many people thought that you cannot say party Crosstalk, even if said that will not be of pleasant to hear, but supports your person to be also many, you had the words that several fans shouted to listen to us happily, they said that you were a few words did not say sat eats the melon seed on the stage and Yao Jiancai, they also liked looking!” 副导演乐了下,说:“好多人觉得你说不了晚会相声,就算说了也不会好听,不过支持你的人也很多,你有几个粉丝喊的话都给我们听乐了,他们说你就是一句话不说坐在台上和姚建才嗑瓜子,他们也爱看！” A Director assistant said: „Teacher Zhang, keep it up.” 一导演助理道:“张老师,加油。” Another staff said: „Your this Program definitely does not have issue.” 另一个工作人员道:“您这节目肯定没问题。” „Alright.” The Zhang Ye smile, „borrows you auspicious words.” “得嘞。”张烨微笑,“借你们吉言。” Went in has said several hello with the people of several understanding all the way, Zhang Ye looked for a restroom on one's own, closed, started tuck dive that lines once more. This is his first time such prepares a Crosstalk work, is not he does not have the confidence, was mainly this Crosstalk too has take risked, these that before he said that regarding his world existing Crosstalk work said that added some one's own things at most again, the master line was invariable, that but must say today, was actually Zhang Ye pieces together, had Guo Degang, had his apprentice Yue Yunpeng, had Wang Zijian, had some are the design of his one's own, now he must do on was rubs them in together, this was very difficult, Therefore energy of Zhang Ye this investment are also many, can he is not reach an agreement this Crosstalk very much definite, or can he is not very definite audiences show respect for somebody's ability. 进去了一路上跟几个认识的人打了几声招呼,张烨就自己找了个休息室,关上门,再次开始翻腾那点台词了。这还是他第一次这么准备一部相声作品,不是他没信心,主要是这个相声太冒险了,以前他说的那些,都是围绕他那个世界已有的相声作品说的,顶多再加一些自己的东西,主线却不变,可是今天要说的这个,却是张烨拼凑而成的,有郭德纲的,有他徒弟岳云鹏的,还有王自健的,还有一些是他自己的设计,他现在要做的就是把它们揉在一起,这个很难,所以张烨这次投入的精力也很多,他不是很确定能不能把这个相声说好,或者说,他不是很确定观众们能不能买账。 Around 2 : 00. 二点多。 Yao Jiancai came. 姚建才来了。 „Old Yao, comes just right.” “老姚,来得正好。” „You suffice early? 7 : 00 pm start.” “你够早的啊？晚上七点才开始呢。” „I modified.” “我又改动了一些。” „? Also changed?” “啊？又改了？” „I always think somewhat improper, is not very splendid!” “我总觉得有些不妥,不够精彩！” „Was very good.” “已经很好了啊。” „Come, we hurry to touch.” “来,咱俩赶紧碰碰。” „Good, you decide.” “好,你说了算。” Entire Beijing TV Station is busy, possibly every year busiest time was lunar New Year's Day Spring Festival, after all was live broadcast. Naturally also has not busy television station, for example Gansu satellite TV Shaanxi satellite TV Jiangxi satellite TV wait / etc., because Viewership Ratings is common, is not the specially strong television station, therefore others do not struggle this, today's party to put it bluntly couple days ago recorded, in this Earth, only then Capital City Hunan Liaoning Zhejiang wait / etc. television stations met live broadcast Spring Festival, thinks that the blood puts together Viewership Ratings, live broadcast is not good. 整个京城电视台都在忙个不停,可能每年最忙的时候就是大年初一的春晚了,毕竟是直播。当然也有不忙的电视台,比如甘肃卫视啊陕西卫视啊江西卫视啊等等,因为收视率普遍一般,也不是特别强势的电视台,所以人家并不争这个,今天的晚会说白了都是前几天就录制好了的,在这个地球,只有京城湖南辽宁浙江等等电视台会直播春晚,想血拼收视率,不直播不行。 Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai Crosstalk, without doubt is Capital City Spring Festival one of the several key Program, in stage wants to close right up against them to pull Viewership Ratings, therefore arranged in front to enter the stage to them. This is different from CCTV Spring Festival, CCTV Spring Festival is the year 30 sons broadcast that must catch up with 0 : 00 o'clock at night time, therefore key Program before 0 : 00, this and regional station Spring Festival has the difference. 张烨和姚建才的相声,无疑就是京城春晚的几个重点节目之一,台里是想靠着他们拉高收视率的,所以才给他们安排在了前面出场。这跟央视春晚不一样,央视春晚是年30儿播出的,要赶一个午夜零点的时间,所以重点节目都在零点之前,这和地方台春晚是有区别的。 How long has not known. 不知过了多久。 Had the staff to urge, „Teacher Zhang, Teacher Yao, put on make-up!” 有工作人员来催了,“张老师,姚老师,化妆了！” Zhang Ye gains ground saying: „Waits again, immediately goes!” 张烨抬头道:“再等等,马上去！” That female staff urgently said: „Already 5 : 30!” 那女工作人员急道:“已经五点半了！” „A little thing has not made.” Zhang Ye met to say immediately with Yao Jiancai that „this burden also did want?” “有点东西没弄完。”张烨立即又跟姚建才碰头说起来,“这个包袱还要不要了？” Yao Jiancai said: „Possibly time is insufficient.” 姚建才道:“可能时间不够啊。” Zhang Ye nods, „that erases.” 张烨点头,“那就删掉。” End, Capital City Spring Festival Chief Director Chang Xiaoliang had been alarmed, put down matter on hand to run hurriedly, „hasn't put on make-up to change the clothes? Nearly six points, one hour began!” 末了,京城春晚的总导演常晓亮都被惊动了,放下手头的事情匆匆忙忙地跑来了,“怎么还没化妆换衣服？快六点了,还有一个小时就开场了！” Zhang Ye has not actually managed this, said: „Leader Chang, I am looking for you, I had bumped bumping with Old Yao a moment ago, a little thing must add on, I want Music, but must record two asides.” 张烨却没理这茬儿,上去道:“常导,我正找你呢,我刚才跟老姚碰了碰,有点东西要加上,我要个音乐,还要录两段旁白。” Chang Xiaoliang is scared, „this without enough time!” 常晓亮傻眼,“这来不及了啊！” Zhang Ye persists in saying: „This must result in adds.” 张烨坚持道:“这段必须得加。” „What Music does Crosstalk want?” Chang Xiaoliang does not agree saying: That wasn't that „before had a dress rehearsal very? The Director group passed, was OK.” “相声要什么音乐啊？”常晓亮不同意道:“之前彩排的那一段不是很好吗？导演组已经通过了,可以了。” Zhang Ye shakes the head saying: „The beforehand work I have felt lack self-confidence at heart, now I found the reason, is the final bottom cannot hold, appeared these burdens was too loose, I must add one!” Said to Chang Xiaoliang the one's own mentality simply. 张烨摇头道:“之前的作品我一直感觉心里没底,现在我找到原因了,是最后的底托不住,显得这些包袱都太散了,我必须要加一段！”简单把自己的思路跟常晓亮说了一下。 Listens, Leader Chang said: „Your this modification was too sudden, can good unable to reach an agreement, end product everybody could not notice that I have not seen the effect, promises you?” 听完,常导道:“你这改动太突然了,能不能行都说不好,成品大家也看不到啊,我都没看到效果,怎么答应你？” Yao Jiancai said: „Should.” 姚建才说道:“应该可以。” Zhang Ye also said: „Leader Chang, you must believe my professional level!” 张烨也道:“常导,您要相信我的专业水平！” Hu Fei and the others heard the news also to catch up, „had an accident?” 胡飞等人闻讯也赶来了,“出什么事了？” Chang Xiaoliang said: „This matter was too big, I must communicate with the leadership.” Hurried to make several phone calls, has communicated good long while, he came back. 常晓亮道:“这个事太大了,我得跟领导沟通一下。”赶紧出去打了几个电话,沟通了好半天,他才回来。 Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai look to Leader Chang. 张烨和姚建才都看向常导。 Leader Chang clenches teeth, „leadership has approved, according to your meanings! You, may be able to create the difficulty to me.” 常导一咬牙,“领导批了,按你们的意思来！你们啊,可真能给我制造困难啊。” Yao Jiancai also received past being smiling, said: „Little Zhang this time is rare earnest.” 姚建才也收起了以往的嬉皮笑脸,道:“小张这次是难得认真一回。” Zhang Ye said: „Strives for perfection.” 张烨说道:“精益求精吧。” Chang Xiaoliang said: „Needed anything to catch up to follow close on me saying that I made the person arrange immediately!” 常晓亮道:“需要什么赶紧跟我说,我让人马上安排！” Staff said anxiously: „Teacher Zhang Teacher Yao puts on make-up first! Puts on make-up while said!” 一工作人员焦急道:“张老师姚老师先化妆！边化妆边说！” Zhang Ye is sorry saying: „Sorry, put to trouble to everybody.” 张烨抱歉道:“对不起啊,给大家添麻烦了。” Before Zhang Ye said that Crosstalk is curses at people, scolded this to scold that comedy on the line, face-smacking on the line, did not request any too high artistry, did not need that fine, was this difference, this time he was better to say one, certainly must polish repeatedly, cannot be like that casual with before. 以前张烨说相声就是骂人的,骂了这个骂那个,搞笑就行,打脸就行,并不要求什么太高的艺术性,也不需要那么精致,可是这次不同,这次他要好好说一段,肯定要反复打磨好,不能跟以前那般随便了。 The audiences entered the stadium one after another. 观众已经陆续入场。 Close to the party beginning, the atmosphere is even more tight! 临近晚会开场,气氛愈加紧张！ The Beijing TV Station staff are also with trepidation! 京城电视台的工作人员也都提心吊胆！ „Was about to start!” “快开始了啊！” „Leader Chang? How does Leader Chang disappear?” “常导呢？常导怎么不见了啊？” „Leader Chang in taping room!” “常导在录音棚呢！” „Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai Crosstalk has had problems, many people toss about in that side, heard that must modify any thing temporarily, oh, their Crosstalk arranged in sixth Program!” “张烨姚建才的相声出问题了,好多人都在那边折腾呢,听说要临时改动什么东西,唉,他们的相声可是安排在了第六个节目啊！” „?” “啊？” „Can this catch up?” “这赶得上吗？” „Who knows that Teacher Zhang Ye always plays this to hang!” “谁知道啊,张烨老师总玩这悬的！” „Hurry up, hopes to have time!” “快点吧,但愿赶得及！” Was near to have condition, making the staff of Beijing TV Station Spring Festival Program group mention the throat the heart! 临了临了出了状况,让京城电视台春晚节目组的工作人员们更是把心提到嗓子眼了！ Countdown 20 minutes. 倒计时20分钟。 Chang Xiaoliang came back. 常晓亮回来了。 Director hurries to ask, „Zhang Ye there how?” 一副导演慌忙问,“张烨那里怎么样了？” „Also in lane, no matter they!” Chang Xiaoliang said loudly: „Various departments take place!” “还在弄,不管他们了！”常晓亮大声道:“各部门就位！” Female vice- Director stamps the feet saying: „This Zhang Ye! Really!” 一女副导演跺脚道:“这个张烨！真是的！” Countdown ten minutes! 倒计时十分钟！ Countdown five minutes! 倒计时五分钟！ At exactly 7 : 00, 七点整,