Lunar New Year's Day. 大年初一。 In the morning. 早晨。 Netizens also in happy. 网友们还在乐呢。 „Has smiled for night!” “笑了一夜了啊！” „I have turned head and looked at one!” “我都回过头又看了一遍啊！” „I am also, looked at Teacher Zhang Ye Weibo! Hahaha!” “我也是,把张烨老师的微薄重新看了一遍！哈哈哈！” „Did Shit, what have yesterday?” “我靠,昨天发生了什么？” „Had an accident? Did not look that the Spring Festival southerner has fluttered.” “出什么事了？不看春晚的南方人飘过。” „You came late, looked that Zhang Ye Weibo understood! CCTV Spring Festival from beginning to end several hours, a Zhang Ye person on ridicule 100 multi-stages! Too splendid!” “你们来晚了,去看张烨微薄就明白了！央视春晚从头到尾好几个小时,张烨一个人就吐槽了100多段！太精彩了！” „100 multi-stages, what spirit this is!?” “100多段啊,这是个什么样的精神啊！？” „Yes, looks quickly! We had knelt yesterday!” “是啊,快去看啊！我们大家昨天就已经跪了！” „Likes Zhang Ye this temperament! Does not install! To say that anything said anything!” “就喜欢张烨这脾气！一点也不装！想说什么说什么！” „Right, looks like this B-list top level generally Celebrity, which speech isn't cautiously? Different on Zhang Ye, this male servant is really fearless!” “没错啊,一般像他这种二线顶尖层级的明星,哪个说话不是小心翼翼的？就张烨不一样,这厮真是天不怕地不怕啊！” „Top Zhang Ye!” “顶张烨！” „Likes him!” “太喜欢他啦！” Zhang Ye that 100 multi-stage ridicule by the network insane biography, each piece were his Earth last past years Spring Festival netizen with the piece intelligent crystallization, not only underwent the time confirmation, many pieces even early publicity on that Earth, naturally also same can shine to send the color in this world! 张烨那100多段吐槽被网络疯传,每一个段子都是他那个地球上历年春晚网友和段子手们智慧的结晶,不但是经过了时间验证的,很多段子甚至早是在那个地球上人尽皆知,在这个世界上自然也一样可以发光发彩！ Playful Association Group. 逗比群。 Also is in the Zhang Ye new Celebrity chat group, this time many Celebrity are also appearing and disappearing. 也就是张烨新加入的明星聊天群里,这个时间很多明星也都在出没。 That Domestic popularity combines of Dongdong members to speak: „Teacher Zhang, you may really be anything dare to say! Yesterday looked at your evening ridicule, I was really take thoroughly!” 那国内人气组合成员之一冬冬发言道:“张老师,你可真是什么都敢说啊！昨天看了你一晚上吐槽,我真是彻底服了！” Zhang Ye typing: „Why don't I dare to say?” 张烨打字:“我为什么不敢说？” Dongdong: „...... Good.” 冬冬:“……好吧。” A-list Star Ning Lan: „Buddy, your balls is really big.” 一线明星宁兰:“哥们儿,你胆儿真大啊。” Fan Wenli inserted one, „he he, before him not brave as.” 范文丽插了一句,“呵呵,就跟他以前不胆儿大似的。” Fan Wenli husband Chen Guang has also sent the smile expression, „this fellow on this welldoing, we forever does not dare to speak the words that or not be inappropriate speaks, others were saying daily that finally has not seen what kind.” 范文丽的老公陈光也发了个微笑的表情,“这家伙就这德行,咱们永远也不敢说或者不合适说的话,人家天天都在说,最后也没见怎么样。” Ning Lan said: „Let alone 100 multi-stages, I was ridicule Spring Festival one, it is estimated that must have many people to look for me, next year power stroke definitely few one-fifth, even also will possibly fall the powder!” 宁兰道:“别说100多段了,我就是吐槽春晚一句,估计都得有不少人来找我,明年的工作行程肯定会少1,甚至可能还会掉粉！” Huo Dongfang said: „Therefore you are not Zhang Ye.” 霍东方道:“所以你不是张烨啊。” Dongdong is smiling saying: „This is Celebrity temperament, each Celebrity speech working way is different, words that Teacher Zhang Ye can speak, we definitely cannot say, only if Sister Ning also wants to turn into Entertainment Circle female rogue, where later arrives at everybody to shout that hits?” 冬冬嬉皮笑脸道:“这就是明星气质啊,每个明星的说话做事方式都不一样,张烨老师能说的话,咱们肯定说不了,除非宁姐也想变成娱乐圈的女-流-氓,以后走到哪里都人人喊打？” Ning Lan said with a smile: „I consider as finished.” 宁兰笑道:“那我还是算了吧。” Expression that Zhang Ye has sent blinking, asked: „Who is class - bum?” 张烨发了个眨眼的表情,问道:“谁是流-氓啊？” „Puff!” “噗！” „You said!” “你说呐！” The people were wild with joy. 众人都乐坏了。 Suddenly, a name has braved. 忽然,一个名字冒了出来。 Zhang Yuanqi: „Yo, did Zhang Ye also enter group?” 章远棋:“哟,张烨也进群了？” Ning Lan said with a smile: „You may calculate that got online.” 宁兰笑道:“你可算上线了。” Zhang Yuanqi: „This time is too busy, Spring Festival tossed about to go bad to me.” 章远棋:“这段时间太忙,春晚给我折腾坏了。” Dongdong said: „Teacher Zhang entered the group to have time, Sister Zhang do you know?” 冬冬道:“张老师入群有一段时间了,章姐您才知道？” Huo Dongfang: „Sister Zhang, does not see for a long time.” 霍东方:“章姐,好久不见。” A A-list actor said: „Sister Zhang is good.” 一个一线演员道:“章姐好。” B-list Director male Singer, „Sister Zhang is good.” 一个二线导演男歌手,“章姐好。” Celebrity that just had not frothed over came out much. 很多刚刚没冒泡的明星出来了不少。 The Zhang Ye also pretense followed one, „Sister Zhang is good.” 张烨也假模假样地跟了一句,“章姐好。” Zhang Yuanqi 11 notified the friend, afterward said to Zhang Ye: „You in this year Capital City Spring Festival? Said well that waits to look at your Crosstalk.” 章远棋11跟朋友打了招呼,随后对张烨道:“你今年上京城春晚？好好说,等着看你相声呢。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Alright.” 张烨笑道:“得嘞。” Dongdong also said: „Teacher Zhang keep it up!” 冬冬也说:“张老师加油！” Huo Dongfang said with a smile: „How does nobody give me keep it up?” 霍东方微笑道:“怎么没人给我加油？” Chen Guang asked that „Old Huo also does have Program in the evening?” 陈光问,“老霍晚上也有节目？” Huo Dongfang said: „Liaoning Spring Festival also invited me.” 霍东方说:“辽宁春晚也请我了。” Fan Wenli smiles, „I am Hunan Spring Festival, now already in television station.” 范文丽笑笑,“我是湖南春晚,现在已经在电视台了。” Also came famous Celebrity, „evening's Dragon TV Spring Festival has Sketch that I am a guest performer.” 又来了一个大牌明星,“晚上东方卫视春晚有我客串的一个小品。” This is a group that Entertainment Circle almost all big gather, except for Big shot that some partly go into seclusion, other people nowadays most work as red Big shot Celebrity, the nature, Spring Festival this situation must have, some share high luck good can on CCTV Spring Festival, unable to get up CCTV Spring Festival can also find the small space on regional station Spring Festival. 这是个娱乐圈几乎所有大咖聚集的一个群,除了一些半隐退的大腕儿,其他人都是现如今最当红的大腕儿明星,自然,春晚这种场合是肯定少不了的,有些位份高运气好的能上央视春晚,上不了央视春晚的也都能在地方台春晚上找到一席之地。 Zhang Yuanqi blessed: „keep it up, in the new year grand opening!” 章远棋祝福道:“都加油,新年开门红！” „Good!” “好的！” „Thanks Sister Zhang.” “谢谢章姐。” „Tonight is the blood puts together the most intense time!” “今晚才是血拼最激烈的时候啊！” „More than 20 satellite TV Spring Festival, can not be intense!” “20多个卫视春晚,能不激烈么！” „Which stage looks at to be able this year even better.” “看今年哪个台能更胜一筹吧。” „Liaoning and Hunan hope in a big way, Big shot are many.” “还是辽宁和湖南希望大,大腕儿多。” „Beijing Satellite TV is not bad.” “京城卫视也不差啊。” „I compare to favor the Dragon TV, because there are me, Ha Ha!” “我比较看好东方卫视,因为有我在,哈哈！” ...... …… In family. 家里。 Many Celebrity of Zhang Ye in Playful Association Group is not ripe, even can say that did not know, hands over after checking item by item the collection not to have, therefore has not gone to talk foolishly with them, looks vigor that they said that Zhang Ye silently has instead switched off the chat software, the cell phone mute, throws toward the bed on. 张烨跟逗比群里的很多明星都不熟,甚至可以说根本不认识,一点交集都没有过,所以也没去和他们瞎聊,看他们说的起劲儿,张烨反而默默关掉了聊天软件,把手机静音,往床上一扔。 Practices again! 再练练吧！ These time said well! 这一次好好说！ Took a a4 paper, Zhang Ye was then reading to above reciting without seeming to pause for breath, then closed one's eyes, started to carry, more back more was about the back to be quicker, sometimes the middle hit to stammer, Zhang Ye on was pressed the brow, did not shake the head satisfied , to continue the gravity head to start. 拿出一张a4纸,张烨便对着上面的贯口读了一遍,然后闭上眼,叽里呱啦地开始背,越背越快越背越快,有时候中间打了一下磕巴,张烨就蹙起眉头,不满意地摇摇头,继续重头开始。 . 一遍。 Five. 五遍。 Ten. 十遍。 Gets out of bed from seven points, tossed about 10 : 00 am. 从七点起床,足足折腾到了上午十点。 Zhang Ye under Kungfu, this he has practiced for several days, actually said that does not have the issue, but he request to one's own is quite high, since complied with Wu Zeqing to be better to say time Crosstalk to have a look to that group of people, he must strive for perfection, cannot sell at a discount! His prepares to say Crosstalk, with others has questioned his place, hits the face! 张烨还是非常下功夫的,这一块他已经练了好几天了,其实说下来也没问题,但他对自己的要求比较高,既然答应了吴则卿要好好说一次相声给那帮人看看,那他就得精益求精,一点也不能打折扣！他这回就准备好好说一段相声,用别人一直质疑他的地方,把脸打回去！ Three - vulgar? 三-俗？ Will curse at people? 就会骂人？ Can't amount to something? 上不了台面？ Good, the buddy this traditional Crosstalk that used your this group of people most to excel at said that listens to you! You think really I can't come your set? I defer to the traditional Crosstalk repertoire today, defers to the Spring Festival Crosstalk pattern to walk, I same can also say well compared with you! 好啊,哥们儿这回就用你们这帮人最擅长的传统相声说给你们听一听！你们真以为我来不了你们那一套呐？我今儿个就按照传统相声的套路来,就按照春晚相声的模式走,我一样也能比你们说得好！ ...... …… Daytime. 白天。 The publicity competition of each satellite TV Spring Festival entered turns red-hot! 各个卫视春晚的宣传竞争已经进入白热化了！ What some satellite TV Spring Festival walk is the network publicity pattern, on weibo blots out the sky the news about their Spring Festival, even also some hypes, for example which Heavenly King must withdraw from their Spring Festival, finally after a while, that Heavenly King does not withdraw, then withdraws, then does not withdraw, messes about to drum up support, attraction eyeball. Also some satellite TV Spring Festival directly put up the cash, everywhere buys the advertisement position in the major forums and video sites, that advertisement blots out the sky simply. In brief shows special prowess, everyone wants first day to have a grand opening in the new year, this also concerns the television station life and death, no one will retrocede! 有的卫视春晚走的是网络宣传的模式,微博上铺天盖地都是关于他们春晚的消息,甚至还有一些炒作,比如哪个天王又要退出他们的春晚了,结果过了一会儿,那个天王又不退出了,然后又退出,然后又不退出,瞎折腾造势,吸引眼球。还有的卫视春晚直接砸钱,到处在各大论坛和视频网站买广告位,那个广告简直是铺天盖地。总之是各显神通,谁都想在新年第一天有一个开门红,这也关乎到电视台生死存亡,谁都不会后退！ The publicity fight starts, the netizens are also involved. 宣传战斗打响,网友们也加入其中。 „Must look at Liaoning Station!” “必看辽宁台！” „Which stage Leader Huo goes, Spring Festival of which stage I look at!” “霍教主去哪个台,我看哪个台的春晚！” „This year CCTV Spring Festival talked nonsense, anticipated satellite TV Spring Festival more and more!” “今年央视春晚太扯淡了,越来越期待卫视春晚了！” „Which stage has not thought to be attractive!” “还没想好看哪个台啊！” „Looks at the Dragon TV, last year their several Crosstalk Sketch Program were good!” “看东方卫视啊,去年他们好几个相声小品节目都不错呢！” „Must say Crosstalk Sketch, that affirmation first choice Capital City Spring Festival.” “要说相声小品,那肯定首选京城春晚。” „Also right, Capital City Spring Festival has Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai this year.” “也对,京城春晚今年有张烨姚建才啊。” „Has resulted, this their Crosstalk by cursing at people to become famous, full Pian are challenge curse at people, must from the beginning scold the tail to satisfy a craving, I also acknowledged that Zhang Ye Crosstalk is very splendid, but how does Spring Festival broadcast?” “得了,这俩人的相声是以骂人出名的,满篇都是打架骂人的,非得从头骂到尾才过瘾,我也承认张烨的相声很精彩,可是春晚怎么播啊？” „, But also is really, Zhang Ye does Crosstalk have no way to broadcast?” “呃,还真是,张烨的相声都没法播吧？” „Um, party Crosstalk has the difference with other Crosstalk.” “嗯,晚会相声跟其他相声还是有区别的。” „But Zhang Ye can choose traditional Crosstalk.” “但张烨可以选择传统相声啊。” „Where he will say that traditional Crosstalk, he is cursing at people Crosstalk!” “他哪儿会说传统相声啊,他都是骂人的相声！” „Right! I think!” “对啊！我才想起来！” „That what to do?” “那怎么办？” „What to do can, Spring Festival be this repertoire, your entire Crosstalk is scolds this to scold that others are impossible to let on you, verification, but the Zhang Ye Crosstalk style becomes famous by little theater Crosstalk, everybody likes looking is he curses at people face-smacking, he does not curse at people suddenly, who looks? It is estimated that Zhang Ye one's own will not say, I have not listened to Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai have said any tradition, the standard Crosstalk work formally in any case!” “能怎么办啊,春晚都是这个套路,你整段相声都是骂这个骂那个的,人家不可能让你上,过不了审核的,可是张烨的相声风格就是以小剧场相声出名的,大家爱看的就是他骂人打脸,他突然不骂人了,谁看啊？估计张烨自己也不会说了啊,反正我从没听张烨和姚建才说过什么正儿八经的传统的、标准的相声作品！” „Was that finished?” “那岂不是完蛋了？” „A your such saying, I empty!” “你们这么一说,我心里都虚了啊！” „Yes, I also very much anticipated, Zhang Ye in Capital City Spring Festival Crosstalk also well-mannered? With Tang Dazhang CCTV Spring Festival that more than 60 people shouted that slogan Crosstalk is the same? Who looks!” “是啊,我本来也很期待呢啊,难道张烨在京城春晚的相声也得规规矩矩的？跟唐大章央视春晚那60多人喊口号的相声一样？那谁看啊！” „May be this really!” “真有可能是这样！” „That Zhang Ye might as well not on Spring Festival!” “那张烨还不如不上春晚呢！” „Agreement, that arid traditional Crosstalk, might as well not on, don't is the same with Tang Dazhang that «Family reunion»! Teacher Zhang and Teacher Yao in my status are very high! Don't because previous Spring Festival has damaged perfect image in my mind!” “同意,与其说那么枯燥的传统相声,还不如不上呢,千万别跟唐大章那《阖家团圆》一样啊！张老师和姚老师在我心里的地位可是很高的！别因为上一个春晚毁坏了我心目中的完美形象！” „Right, cannot be inferior!” “对,不如不上！” „Traditional Crosstalk early entered low time, was impossible to walk came out, even if were Zhang Ye said with Yao Jiancai that finally was also same!” “传统相声早进入低迷时期了,不可能走得出来了,就算是张烨和姚建才去说,结果也都一样啊！” „And other evenings looked.” “等晚上看吧。” „Oh, in the evening all knew!” “唉,晚上就一切都知道了！” Commentary run all over the place, especially to Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai this year in the Capital City Spring Festival Crosstalk work, everybody's attention especially high, even is nearly harsh high! They are not the new people who these just became famous, but early becomes famous for a long time entertainer, in Crosstalk domain reputation illustrious, has even saved the low Crosstalk profession in the past years by strength of the, therefore the people the anticipation to Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai are very high, this is worried! 评论满天飞,尤其对张烨姚建才今年在京城春晚的相声作品,大家的关注度格外的高,甚至是近乎苛刻的高！他们可不是那些刚刚成名的新人,而是早成名已久的艺人,在相声领域声名赫赫,在当年甚至以一己之力挽救了低迷的相声行业,所以民众们对张烨姚建才的期待是很高的,这才都担心起来！ Zhang Ye fans is this. 张烨的粉丝是这样。 The Zhang Ye friend is also this. 张烨的朋友也是这样。 The Zhang Ye personal enemy, quite pays attention. 就连张烨的仇家,都相当关注。 ...... …… CCTV. 央视。 Today the summing-up meeting, can disperse, everybody 3322 places chatted. 今天有一个总结会,会一散,大家就3322地聊起来。 That group of people of Spring Festival Program group early wished one could motherfucker, did not have the good impression to Zhang Ye that more than 100 ridicule through, saw the blood, was individual cannot endure! 春晚节目组的那帮人早都恨不得骂娘了,对张烨那是没有一点好印象的,那100多个吐槽句句穿心,针针见血,是个人都忍不了啊！ „This surnamed Zhang, tonight looked how he said!” “这姓张的,今晚看他怎么说！” „Right, I also listen to his Crosstalk, our also ridicule he!” “对,我还就听听他的相声了,咱们也吐槽他！” „The facial skin of this goods was I have seen thickest one! His his Crosstalk is scolds obviously, does he have a face unexpectedly ridicule others' Program? I faint!” “这货的脸皮是我见过最厚的一个了！他丫的相声明明都是骂来骂去的,他居然还有脸吐槽别人的节目？我晕啊！” „Tonight I thought how he also curses at people!” “今晚我看他还怎么骂人！” „Cannot scold, has to verify this pass/test.” “骂不了了,有审核这一关呢。” „If cannot curse at people, who will look at his Crosstalk? He He.” “如果骂不了人,那谁会看他的相声啊？呵呵。” Chen Ye. 陈野。 Xu Yipeng. 徐一鹏。 Tang Dazhang. 唐大章。 CCTV, Crosstalk, various trades and occupations, many people are waiting to look at the Zhang Ye joke today! 央视的,相声界的,各行各业的,很多人今天都在等着看张烨的笑话！