Continuous applause and applauding sound! 持续不断的掌声和叫好声！ Capital City Spring Festival scene, an audience ebullition! 京城春晚现场,观众一片沸腾！ „How to have such Crosstalk of pleasant to hear!” “怎么会有这么好听的相声啊！” „Originally Crosstalk can also say!” “原来相声还能这么说的啊！” „Zhang Ye!” “张烨！” „Zhang Ye!” “张烨！” „Zhang Ye!” “张烨！” „Zhang Ye!” “张烨！” Some people called the Zhang Ye name below! 有人已经在下面喊张烨的名字了！ Many person mood lost control, that is move of eruption and admires! 很多人情绪都失控了,那是一种爆发的感动和敬佩！ Even, the staff of Capital City Spring Festival Program group put out cell phone to telephone to the family in quietly. 甚至,有一个京城春晚节目组的工作人员悄悄拿出了手机给家里打电话。 „...... Mother.” “……妈。” „, Son, you not in busy Spring Festival?” “啊,儿子,你不是在忙春晚吗？” „Um.” “嗯。” „Is busy at your being busy quickly quickly your, what phone call at this time made?” “快去忙你的快去忙你的,这个时候打什么电话呀？” „I...... Thought you.” “我……想你们了。” „He He, we also think you, in the family is all right, the You and Me fathers are good, you work busily, we understood, wasn't the first time does not go home to celebrate the new year? All right.” “呵呵,我们也想你,家里没事,我和你爸都挺好,你工作忙,我们理解,又不是第一次不回家过年了？没事的。” „Tomorrow I will order ticket!” “明天我就订票回去！” His mother has gawked, „? What did you say?” 他妈妈愣了,“啊？你说什么？” He has scratched tears, said firmly: „You could rest assured that this spring festival...... I go certainly home!” 他擦了擦眼泪,坚定道:“您放心,今年春节……我一定回家！” „Good! Good! I went to say with your father! I went to and your father said!” His mother was saying was saying, throat sobbed, cried! “太好了！太好了！我去跟你爸说！我去和你爸说！”他妈妈说着说着,喉咙哽咽,也哭了！ Spring Festival live broadcast is seamless engagement, Program developed, did not need the actor to leave the stage completely, next scene will cut the Host that side or starts next Program directly, however at this moment, the Director group has not actually managed Face scene, because the applause was too big, moreover all people stood, shout, if had given the seat signal of next Program scene at this time, was equal to all of a sudden instantaneous being peaceful from an intense lively situation, some were too rather towering, therefore they enough and other good long while! 原本春晚直播都是无缝衔接的,一个节目演完了,都不用演员完全退场,下一个镜头就会切换到主持人那边或者直接开始下一个节目,然而此刻,导演组却没办法切镜头,因为掌声太大了,而且所有人都站起来了,还有喊声,如果这个时候给了下一个节目现场的机位信号,等于是一下子从一个激烈热闹的场合瞬间安静了,这未免有些太突兀了,所以他们足足等了好半天！ This has never presented situation! 这是从未出现过的情况！ This is all Spring Festival have not had one! 这是所有春晚都没发生过的一幕！ However, the people of Capital City Spring Festival Director group have not complained anything, because they know that is not audience intentionally disturbs, but was this Crosstalk is too attractive! 然而,京城春晚导演组的人却并没有抱怨什么,因为他们都知道,不是观众故意捣乱,而是这个相声真的太好看了！ Applause! 掌声！ As before is the applause! 依旧是掌声！ Has built a magician who the platform is ready to smile bitterly, next Program is his magic performance, may at this moment, in his heart but actually. 已经搭好台子准备就绪的一个魔术师苦笑不已,下一个节目就是他的魔术表演,可此时此刻,他心中却无奈极了。 Your younger sister! Did I rush to behind him to enter the stage? 你妹啊！我怎么赶到他后面出场了？ On scene mood, do I also perform? How many person also some thoughts has to look at the magic?? 就现场这个情绪,我还怎么表演？有几个人还有心思看魔术啊？？ ...... …… On weibo, blasted out at this time! 微博上,这时也炸开了！ The netizens were insane flushed! 网友们都疯了似的冲了出来！ „Fuck! Fuck!” “我草！我草！” „Looks at Beijing Satellite TV quickly!” “快看京城卫视！” „Was too attractive! Too attractive!” “太好看了！太好看了啊！” „Zhang Ye had person Charm! Loved him!” “张烨太有个人魅力了！爱死他了啊！” „Real his mother fucking awesome!” “真他妈牛-逼啊！” „I cried!” “我哭了！” „I have also cried, paralysis!” “我也哭了,麻痹！” „Father also flowed tears! This song projected on me really!” “老子也流眼泪了！这首歌真打到我心里了！” „I...... Thought my mother!” “我……想我妈了！” My belly that „front smiles hurts, in I who behind cries am thin crash-bang, first after smiling cries, my first time hears this Crosstalk! The first time!” “前面笑的我肚子都疼,后面哭的我稀里哗啦,先笑后哭,我第一次听到这种相声啊！第一次啊！” „This song came suddenly, front Zhang Ye in saying his extraordinary employment history, looked for the work to be difficult in Beijing, does not work satisfactorily, the Beijing house price was expensive, expert unreasonable, did not work stably, and so on, all were very not good, finally all people think before his next song also, did equally wickedly, no one has thought that he came such one suddenly! That ‚my present Beijing good’, I listened to cry really! This ‚good’ how many, did inside contain bitterly bitter and astringent? Who can know!” “这首歌来得太突然了,前面张烨一直在说他的奇葩工作经历,在北京找工作难,工作不顺心,北京房价贵,专家不靠谱,工作不稳定,等等等等,一切的一切都很不好,结果所有人都以为他下一首歌也得和之前一样恶搞呢,谁也没想到他突然来了这么一首！那一句‘我现在北京挺好的’,我真的听哭了！这句‘挺好的’,里面包含了多少辛酸苦涩？有谁能知道啊！” „This is the resonance! Mother egg! Loved Zhang Ye!” “这就是共鸣！妈蛋！太爱张烨了！” „Zhang Ye this song, sang was actually his one's own! He is not performing, but is the sincerity true meaning must give his parents this Singing! Told them, Everything Alright!” “张烨这首歌,唱的其实就是他自己！他不是在表演,而是真心真意地要把这首歌唱给他的父母！告诉他们,一切都好！” „Teacher Zhang gave to sing our innermost thoughts!” “张老师把我们的心里话都给唱出来了啊！” „Was too affected!” “太感动了！” „Now also who dares saying that Teacher Zhang won't say party Crosstalk?” “现在还有谁敢说张老师不会说晚会相声的？” „Also who? Station!” “还有谁？站出来！” „Other satellite TV Spring Festival have been overshadowed!” “其他卫视春晚已经黯然失色了！” „Yes, which Spring Festival can Crosstalk places on a par with Zhang Ye this «Everything Alright»? Difference was too far! Completely is not a rank!” “是啊,还有哪个春晚相声能和张烨这《一切都好》相提并论？差的太远了！完全不是一个级别的啊！” „I was have also fought for more than ten years of laborers in the outside A-list city, these many years, anything has eaten painstakingly, anything has done exactly, tears has not fallen, but today, Zhang Ye this Crosstalk listened to cry me! Thanks Zhang Ye, no matter how others see you, no matter many people dislike you not to like you, you in region of art most splendid that! You the status in Entertainment Circle do not have anybody to substitute! I am first time see your such Celebrity, you were good! Really! You were good!” “我也是个在外地一线城市打拼了十多年的打工仔,这么多年,什么苦都吃了,什么活都干了,一次眼泪都没掉过,可今天,张烨这一个相声把我听哭了！谢谢张烨,不管别人怎么看你,不管有多少人讨厌你不喜欢你,你在艺术领域都最出色的那一个！你在娱乐圈里的地位是没有任何人可以替代的！我是第一次见到一个你这样的明星,你太棒了！真的！你太棒了！” „Teacher Zhang, is not nobody likes you!” “张老师,不是没人喜欢你！” „You have us!” “你还有我们呢！” „Right, we!” “对,还有我们呢！” „Regardless of the wind and rain, travels together!” “无论风雨,一路同行！” „Regardless of the wind and rain, travels together!” “无论风雨,一路同行！” „Regardless of the wind and rain, travels together!” “无论风雨,一路同行！” Has Zhang Ye fans, even flows tears to type this line of characters! 有张烨的粉丝,甚至是流着眼泪打出这行字的！ The online piece applauds! 网上一片叫好！ Reputation unanimous good marks! 口碑一致好评！ perhaps, is not the high praise two characters can describe! 或许,都不是好评俩字可以形容的了！ ...... …… At this moment, Crosstalk was silent. 这一刻,相声界沉默了。 As Zhang Ye old opponent, Crosstalk made war too long time with Zhang Ye, hit too has put up repeatedly, they have almost not won, even if this, even if early had the little psychology to prepare, they have not thought that these time will be hit by Zhang Ye was so ruthless! 作为张烨的老对手,相声界已经和张烨开战了太长时间,打过太多次架了,他们几乎没有赢过,可是即便这样,即便是早有一点点心理准备了,他们也万万没想到,这一次会被张烨打的这么狠！ This time Crosstalk, they cannot pick up the problem unexpectedly! 这次的相声,他们竟然挑不出毛病！ Vulgar? 低俗？ Others this time has not taken ‚me is your father’ ‚your wife is my wife’ and so on stem! 人家这次根本没拿‘我是你爸爸’‘你媳妇就是我媳妇’之类的梗！ Vulgar? 庸俗？ Entire chapter Crosstalk has many parts to satirize the uncivilized phenomenon on society! 整篇相声有很多部分都在讽刺社会上的不文明现象！ Curries favor with the world? 媚俗？ That that last song hits, Crosstalk never has the person such to use, no person can use like Zhang Ye is so good! 那最后一首歌打的那一番儿,相声界从来没有人这么用过,也从来没有人能像张烨一样用的这么好！ This is a textbook general Crosstalk work! 这是一部教科书一般的相声作品！ Several did not like the Zhang Ye young Crosstalk actor after listening to that song, has not uttered a word, because they a little were hit to be convinced suddenly, the basic skills that recites without seeming to pause for breath, the talent in that splendid piece, that last lets the audience wind tears the song, except for Zhang Ye, the entire Crosstalk nobody can come probably! Sometimes at the same time scolded him, in heart cannot bear will whisper, this person...... Too was really fierce! 有几个一直不喜欢张烨的年轻相声演员在听过那首歌之后,都一声不吭了,因为他们忽然有点被打服气了,那贯口的基本功,那一个个精彩段子里的才华,那最后一首让全场飙泪的歌曲,除了张烨,整个相声界好像都没有人能来的了！有时候就算一边骂他,心里面也忍不住会嘀咕一声,这人……真的太厉害了！ Family's Tang Dazhang said to the wife: „Changes the stage.” 家里的唐大章对妻子道:“换台。” His wife takes a look at him cautiously, „.” 他妻子小心翼翼地瞅瞅他,“嗯。” After this Crosstalk, tonight's Crosstalk especially silent. 这个相声以后,今晚的相声界格外的沉默。 ...... …… Similarly silent also has the person of CCTV Spring Festival Program group. 同样沉默的还有央视春晚节目组的人。 Chief Director looks at Beijing Satellite TV, „this......” 一副总导演看着京城卫视,“这……” Xu Yipeng also changed the complexion! 徐一鹏也变了脸色！ Before , still scolded Zhang Ye to question on weibo his Crosstalk name and content incompatible person, then look at each other in dismay, do not know should say anything! 还有之前还在微博上骂过张烨质疑过他相声名字和内容不符的人,这下也都面面相觑,不知道该说什么了！ How can like this? 怎么会这样？ This Zhang Ye will cause such a Crosstalk work to come!? 这张烨会怎么弄出这么一部相声作品来啊！？ This is also eager to try to wait for ridicule Zhang Ye Crosstalk to counter-attack his person, failed to explode! 本还跃跃欲试等着吐槽张烨相声来回击他的人,都哑火了！ Spring Festival Chief Director and several CCTV Station Leader time was also lost in thought that did not acknowledge that is not good, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai «Everything Alright», is really rare and unique work! They think, if initially they if invited Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai to come CCTV Spring Festival, making this Crosstalk broadcast in the CCTV Spring Festival stage, their this year's Spring Festival, perhaps, won't have that many to scold the sound? 就连春晚总导演和几个央视的台领导一时间也陷入了沉思,不承认也不行,张烨和姚建才的《一切都好》,真的是个难得一见且绝无仅有的作品！他们不禁想到,如果当初他们要是邀请了张烨姚建才来央视春晚,让这部相声在央视春晚的舞台上播出,那他们今年的春晚,或许,也不会有那么多骂声了？ Also is thinks. 也就是想一下而已。 By CCTV with Zhang Ye present relations, this obviously is impossible! 以央视跟张烨现在的关系,这显然是不可能的！ ...... …… Beijing TV Station. 京城电视台。 Went to the stage, Zhang Ye saw by far there was waiting for vice- Chief Director of Chang Xiaoliang and Capital City Spring Festival Director group, should be specially and other. 下了舞台,张烨就看到了远远在那里等着的常晓亮和一个京城春晚导演组的副总导演,应该是专门等他的。 „Leader Chang.” Zhang Ye greeted one with a smile. “常导。”张烨笑着招呼了一声。 Chang Xiaoliang is very excited, „just I have said in the heart: Really dangerous!” 常晓亮挺激动,“刚刚我一直在心说:真悬啊！” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „It is not dangerous, I and Little Zhang are specialized, knows to catch up, we request to change the content.” 姚建才笑道:“不悬吧,我和小张都是专业的,知道能赶上,我们才要求改内容的。” Chang Xiaoliang shakes the head, said: „It is not this hanging, what I hang before is, has almost not made you add on this song, if before defers to you , when has a dress rehearsal that Crosstalk that said that the effect should be also good , will be very good, but will definitely not have such shocks now! You are really fierce! Live up to reputation! Lives up to reputation really!” 常晓亮摇头,道:“不是这个悬,我悬的是之前差点没让你们加上这首歌,如果还是按照你们之前彩排时说的那个相声,效果应该也会不错,也会很好,可是绝对不会有现在这么震撼！你们是真厉害啊！名不虚传！真的名不虚传！” Vice- Chief Director of that aside also takes angrily said: „Today after this performance, your two absolutely could be said as now the Crosstalk first position in a hierarchy!” 那旁白的副总导演也服气道:“今天这个演出过后,您二位绝对可以说是当今相声界的第一把交椅了！” Zhang Ye hurries to wave the hand, „do not say.” 张烨赶紧摇手,“可别这么说。” Yao Jiancai also said: „Right, this may unable to take on.” 姚建才也道:“对,这可担不起。” Chang Xiaoliang asked that „many people were asking, what this song did call?” 常晓亮问,“很多人都在问,这首歌叫什么？” Zhang Ye said: „He He, called «A Letter To Home».” 张烨说道:“呵呵,叫《一封家书》。” This is his Earth an old song on ballad godfather Li Chunbo's. 这是他那个地球上的民谣教父李春波的一首老歌。 „This Spring Festival invited you and Teacher Yao.” Chang Xiaoliang sobbed: „Possibly is we have done for these years most correct one time decided! Thanked! Laborious you!” “这次春晚把你和姚老师请来。”常晓亮唏嘘道:“可能是我们这么多年以来做过的最正确的一次决定了！谢谢了！辛苦了你俩了！” Zhang Ye beckons with the hand, says with a smile: „Has not exaggerated that Leader Chang, you invited me think highly of me, since I complied with the performance, definitely will perform the one's own maximum effort to carve Program, I worked continuously this, so long as I complied, I certainly must complete!” 张烨摆摆手,笑道:“没那么夸张啊常导,你们邀请我是看得起我,我既然答应了演出,就肯定会尽自己最大的努力把节目雕琢好,我做事一直都这样,只要我答应下来的,我就肯定要做好！” Yao Jiancai also said with a smile: „Our lines, play compared with huge, does not have anything to be laborious.” 姚建才也笑道:“我们这行啊,戏比天大,没什么辛苦不辛苦的。” Chang Xiaoliang said: „Was good, I must hurry to be busy, you rest in the backstage first, was right , the surfer looks at one, Ha Ha.” 常晓亮道:“行了,我要赶紧去忙了,你们先在后台休息休息吧,对了,也上网看一眼吧,哈哈。” That Chief Director talked about with interest: „Online cooker!” 那副总导演乐道:“网上都炸锅喽！” ...... …… Backstage. 后台。 Restroom. 休息室。 Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai come back to take the cell phone surfer to take a look, had a scare, they have not expected the people such to show due respect for the feelings, is so crazy and warm! 张烨和姚建才回来就拿手机上网一瞅,也吓了一跳,他们没料到民众这么给面子,这么疯狂和热情！ „Ahhhhhh!” “啊啊啊！” „Did not look at other!” “不看其他台了！” „Other satellite TV Spring Festival anything Crosstalk Sketch! Did not have the meaning!” “其他卫视春晚都什么相声小品啊！太没意思了！” „Looks at Capital City Spring Festival!” “就看京城春晚！” „This is my this whole life has listened to best Crosstalk!” “这是我这辈子听过最好的相声！” „Zhang Ye, I am your brain for a lifetime - remnant - powder!” “张烨,我就是你一辈子的脑-残-粉！” „Teacher Yao, you also well lead!” “姚老师,你也好帅啊！” „That song just recorded, I listened, listening to one time to cry a time!” “那首歌刚刚录下来了,我又听了一遍,听一次哭一次！” „Thanks Zhang Ye, I decided that this year Spring Festival no matter what, is the day collapses, I must rush home to pass a reunion year with father and mother!” “谢谢张烨,我决定今年春晚不管怎么样,就是天塌下来,我也要赶回家跟爸妈过一个团圆年！” Yao Jiancai was happy, „audience approves.” 姚建才乐了,“观众还是认可的。” Zhang Ye shouted the tone, has felt relieved, „that is good, first time said that this Crosstalk, I also really lack self-confidence.” 张烨呼了口气,也放心了,“那就好,第一次说这种相声,我心里还真没底。” „Do you also lack self-confidence? You is quick!” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „Dares to overthrow half work content in the live broadcast previous hour temporarily, temporarily presently hangs the burden, temporarily arranges the tune to make Music, a rehearsal does not have, we wear in time to be insufficient to the word mutually, you dare to go on stage live broadcast! Your this courage I was take today! Entire Crosstalk, the entire Literature and Art circle, entire Entertainment Circle, dares like the person who your boy such plays, but also who? You can look for second, calculates that I take! I today am also fearful and apprehensive!” “你还没底？你快得了吧！”姚建才笑道:“敢在直播前一小时临时推翻了一半作品内容,临时现挂包袱,临时编曲做音乐,一次排练都没有,咱们连相互对个词磨合一下的时间都不够,你丫就敢上台直播！你这胆子我今天算是服了！整个相声界,整个文艺圈,整个娱乐圈,敢像你小子这么玩的人,还有谁啊？你能找出来第二个,算我服！我今天也是心惊胆战的啊！” Zhang Ye handful of said: „This does not have your Teacher Yao to hold me, teamed up with me without you, changes others to coordinate? I do not dare such to take risk!” 张烨捧道:“这不是有您姚老师托着我呢嘛,没有你跟我搭档,换了别人配合？我也不敢这么冒险！” Yao Jiancai laughs, „this saying I like listening!” 姚建才大笑,“这话我爱听！” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „You listen seriously.” 张烨笑道:“你当真的听。” „? False?” Yao Jiancai spits blood. “啊？假的啊？”姚建才吐血。 ...... …… 【This chapter of given name called «Textbook Crosstalk Work», an aggressive infant name, called «100», asked the monthly ticket!】 【这一章的大名叫《教科书般的相声作品》,还有个霸气的乳名,叫《100更》,求月票啦！】 ...... ……