In the evening. 当晚。 Does not know that which self media there from blows out a news suddenly. 不知从哪个自媒体那里突然爆出一个新闻。 «Some CCTV Famous Host Has had an accident»! 《央视某著名主持人又出事了》！ The content is as follows: According to an insider has disclosed that this afternoon CCTV internal staff member annual meetings, some famous Host in the annual meeting Lottery link continually about 100 times, from the first award item to the last prize, all will have been packed to carry off by him, the annual meeting also parts on bad terms finally! 内容如下:据内部人士透露,今天下午的央视内部全体员工年会上,某著名主持人在年会抽奖环节中连中了将近100次,从第一个奖项到最后一个奖品,全都被他一个人打包带走了,年会最后也不欢而散！ From the beginning, this news is not remarkable, because this type of self media were paid attention to the degree definitely unable compared with the official media . Moreover the authenticity is unreliable, was afterward, had more and more CCTV staff and colleagues has replied and retransmitted, the authenticity of news was also confirmed! 一开始,这新闻还不怎么引人注意,因为这种自媒体受关注程度肯定不能和官方媒体相比,而且真实性不可靠,可是后来,有越来越多的央视员工和行内人回复和转发了,消息的真实性也得到了证实！ The netizens could not sit still immediately! 网友立马坐不住了！ „What?” “啥？” „Assumes full responsibility of all prizes?” “包揽所有奖？” „How this pulls out?” “这怎么抽的啊？” „Can't?” “不会吧？” „Who is? Whose luck such does go against heaven's will?” “到底是谁啊？谁运气这么逆天？” „CCTV? Some famous Host? Also had an accident? Puff, who these three essential sentences couldn't you have associated are? Did your family just pass the net?” “央视？某著名主持人？又出事了？噗,这三个关键句你还联想不到是谁吗？你家刚通网啊？” „Definitely is Zhang Ye!” “肯定是张烨！” „Puff, whom did not have except for this goods!” “噗,除了这货也没谁了！” „Yes, such big sound, only then Zhang Ye this male servant can do!” “是啊,这么大的动静,也只有张烨这厮搞得出来！” „False news?” “假新闻吧？” „Real, I have the friend to work in CCTV, attended the annual meeting, that was he personally sees, then scene according to him described that was really too fucking awesome! All people were shocked! All people including CCTV Station Leader to can only look finally helplessly Zhang Ye box of box of place evacuates the prize of annual meeting completely!” “是真的,我有朋友在央视工作,也参加年会了,那一幕是他亲眼所见,当时的场面据他形容真的是太牛-逼了！所有人都震惊了！所有人包括央视的台领导到最后只能眼睁睁看着张烨一箱一箱地把年会的奖品全部搬空！” „What's the matter?” “到底怎么回事啊？” „Before it is said is the annual meeting, had a matter, «I who because Zhang Ye said at the Capital City Spring Festival dress rehearsal Wanted On Spring Festival», the CCTV leader give him to punish, has almost not made him enter the location of annual meeting!” “据说是年会之前发生了点事情,因为张烨在京城春晚彩排上说的《我要上春晚》,央视领导给他处分了,差点没让他进年会的场地！” „Originally is this!” “原来是这样！” „Then by the Zhang Ye temperament, he does not get angry is strange!” “那以张烨的脾气,他不发火才怪呢！” „Hahaha, likes Zhang Ye this violent temperament!” “哈哈哈,就喜欢张烨这暴脾气啊！” „But how he achieves?” “但是他怎么做到的啊？” „Who knows!” “谁知道啊！” „Manages how he achieves, manner of CCTV to Teacher Zhang truly let a person of not shame! On such hits their faces! Adds to stop up to them!” “管他是怎么做到的呢,央视对张老师的态度确实太让人不耻了！就得这么打他们的脸！给他们添堵！” ...... …… In family. 家里。 Zhang Ye is clamping the dish to Chenchen, „hurries to eat, do not play cell phone!” 张烨正给辰辰夹菜,“赶紧吃,别玩手机了！” Chenchen does not listen, „I am not hungry.” 辰辰不听,“我不饿。” „Otherwise didn't give you?” Zhang Ye puts on a serious face to say. “不然不给你了啊？”张烨板脸道。 Chenchen has to curl the lip, takes up chopsticks symbolically eats several, the look actually also on her new cell phone. 辰辰只好一撇嘴,拿起筷子象征性的吃几口,眼神却还在她的新手机上呢。 Another three directions on dining table are also similar, several younger sisters are unable to put down to the one's own new fellow matter. 饭桌上的另外三个方向也都差不多,几个妹妹都对自己的新家伙事儿爱不释手。 At this time, the telephone hit. 这个时候,电话打来了。 Zhang Ye looks at the number, is Hu Fei hits, he set out to walk away, stood has answered the telephone that side the kitchen, said with a smile: „Does Brother Hu, look for me?” 张烨一看号码,是胡飞打来的,他就起身走远了一些,站在厨房那边接了电话,笑道:“胡哥,找我？” Hu Fei coming up access road: „Did you do with CCTV?” 胡飞上来便道:“你又跟央视干起来了？” „Hi.” Zhang Ye said: „Your this news suffices quickly.” “嗨。”张烨道:“你这消息够快的啊。” Hu Fei said: „What I am quick, online has spread, I have not known that is the real news or the false news, looked that you said that that really? You really others annual meeting prize evacuating?” 胡飞道:“我还快什么啊,网上都传开了,我还不知道是真新闻还是假新闻,看你这么说,那就是真的了？你真把人家年会奖品给搬空了啊？” Zhang Ye smiles embarrassed, „almost.” 张烨不好意思地笑笑,“差不多吧。” Hu Fei asked: „How many is almost?” 胡飞问道:“差不多是多少？” Zhang Ye, said: „Is a little has not remained to them.” 张烨呃了下,道:“就是一点儿也没给他们剩。” Hu Fei: „......” 胡飞:“……” „Ha.” Zhang Ye said. “哈。”张烨道。 Hu Fei, suddenly was a little sorry saying: „CCTV gives matter that you punish, was we implicates you? Early knows that affects to you are so big, we did not invite you to come Capital City Spring Festival, gave back to you to add many matters.” 胡飞顿了一声,忽然有点抱歉道:“央视给你处分的事,是不是我们连累你了？早知道对你影响这么大,我们就不邀请你来京城春晚了,还给你添了不少事儿。” „Has not related with you.” Zhang Ye shows a faint smile, said at will: „I with their which day not challenge? Does not have Spring Festival this, hits in other place, I block cannot block, since they must hit, I then, whom I do fear?” “跟你们没关系。”张烨微微一笑,随意道:“我跟他们哪天不打架啊？就是没有春晚这一茬儿,也得在别的地方打起来,我拦也拦不住,他们既然要打,那我就接着呗,我怕谁啊？” Hu Fei hear speech/words, somewhat has no alternative very much, the forced smile said: „A your artist, does Literature, Domestic hottest television Program Director, how you open mouth shuts up is challenge challenge, your this temperament, I thought that you cannot change for a lifetime.” 胡飞闻言,很是有些无可奈何,苦笑道:“你一个艺术家,一个搞文学的,一个国内最火的电视节目导演,你怎么张嘴闭嘴都是打架打架的呀,你这脾气啊,我看你是一辈子都改不了了。” Zhang Ye ridicules saying: „My this person on this vision, cannot get away the route of others that graceful high-end, my this person is others has gripped my bicycle belt, I remove his bicycle! Others throw filthy water toward my main house gate, I wipe the dog shit toward his family glass on! Ha, do not criticize me, you knew that my how long, I, for a lifetime also like this, I inborn am not the life of that man about town.” 张烨讪笑道:“我这人就这点眼界,走不了别人那种优雅高端的路线,我这人一直都是别人扎我自行车带,那我就拆他自行车！别人往我家门上泼脏水,我就往他家玻璃上抹狗粪！哈,您也别批评我了,您都认识我多久了,我啊,一辈子也就这样了,我天生就不是那上流社会人士的命。” Hu Fei shakes the head to say with a smile: „Does not know how to say you, but thinks is also, if your Little Zhang were not this temperament, if your Little Zhang which naive putting on despicable airs mouthful hello my good hello of suit and dress shoes no one to offend, I have not accepted really! Hahaha! Good, looked that you were all right I also to feel relieved, me has not added to you are too troublesome on the line, Spring Festival Crosstalk, remembers that made with a sense of urgency.” 胡飞摇头笑道:“都不知道怎么说你了,不过想想也是,你小张如果不是这个脾气了,你小张如果哪一天真的人模狗样的西装革履的满嘴你好我好大家好谁也不得罪,我还真接受不了！哈哈哈！行了,看你没事我也就放心了,我这边没给你添太多麻烦就行,春晚的相声,记得抓紧弄出来啊。” „Relax, does not have the issue.” Zhang Ye guarantees saying: „«A Bite of China» broadcast quickly, when for serveral days I handled the «A Bite of China» matter, made the Crosstalk book, definitely polished before Spring Festival, this you did not need to be worried, said one to Leader Chang, I was specialized with Old Yao.” “放心吧,没问题。”张烨保证道:“《舌尖》快播完了,等这些天我把《舌尖》的事情处理好了,就弄相声本子,肯定在春晚之前打磨好,这个你们不用担心,也跟常导说一声,我跟老姚都是专业的。” Hu Fei said with a smile: „You handle matters, I had felt relieved.” 胡飞笑道:“你办事,我一直放心。” Zhang Ye said: The prize that „at some of my this also many annual meetings pulls out, do you want? Asks that Xiao Lu Da Fei Brother Hou they do want? Took to you in the past.” 张烨说道:“我这还有不少年会上抽来的奖品呢,您要不要？问问小吕大飞侯哥他们要不要？给你们拿过去点。” Hu Fei talked about with interest: „Resulted, your spoils of war or one's own were remaining.” 胡飞乐道:“得了吧,你的战利品还是自己留着吧。” Zhang Ye hey has a throat, „gathered here a little thing sales promotion not to exit?” 张烨嘿了一嗓子,“合着我这儿有点东西还推销不出去了啊？” Hu Fei smiles said diligently: „If you if must give me, I was taking.” 胡飞笑孜孜道:“如果你要是非得给我,那我就拿着了。” Zhang Ye was amused, „Alright, you push someone take on a difficult job to receive.” 张烨被逗乐了,“得嘞,那您就勉为其难收着吧。” „Good.” “好吧。” „Brother Hou Da Fei their I also prepare a point, a while I make express send, that side I did not go for these days.” “侯哥大飞他们我也准备一点吧,一会儿我让快递寄过去,我这几天就不去那边了。” ...... …… After the food. 饭后。 Zhang Ye has the obsession, looks that this bunch of things really worry, simply calls to ask the address the friend, for example Zhang Xia Grandma, Chen Guang Fan Wenli, in ****** the leadership of his network television station, one's own several old schoolmates, Media College kind teacher Su Hongyan, Sketch Actor Ci Xiufang, Su Na and several colleagues of Peking University Chinese department, the friends of Peking University Mathematics department, Yao Jiancai and his daughter Yao Mi, and so on, relates with Zhang Ye quite well. 张烨有强迫症,看着这堆东西实在发愁,干脆一个一个给朋友打电话问地址,比如张霞奶奶啊,陈光范文丽啊,以前在******过他的网络电视台的领导啊,自己的几个老同学啊,传媒大学的恩师苏红艳啊,小品演员慈秀芳啊,北大中文系的苏娜和几个同事啊,北大数学系的朋友啊,还有姚建才和他女儿姚蜜啊,等等等等,都是跟张烨关系比较不错的。 Waits for the express staff one, Zhang Ye makes several younger sisters help him write down the address to write the name, each friend at least sent a past, had to the cosmetics, had to cell phone, all considered the new year's goods that saw somebody off! Many friends relate, is frequently takes a walk. 等快递的工作人员一来,张烨就让几个妹妹帮他写地址写名字,每个朋友都至少寄一件过去,有给化妆品的,有给手机的,全当是送人的年货了！很多朋友关系,都是得经常走动的。 Express has filled only in more than 20! 快递单就填了20多张！ Has written for enough more than 20 minutes! 写了足足20多分钟！ Zhang Ye does not have the road surface, but accompanies Chenchen to play in the bedroom, is three younger sisters is all being busy at work, the Zhang Ye gift cannot Bai Na. 张烨并没有路面,而是在卧室里陪着辰辰玩儿呢,全是三个妹妹在忙活的,张烨的礼物可不能白拿呀。 Came in express personnel to family to look at the names in these express lists, on the face has written all over „ignorant - compelled”! 来到家里的快递人员看着那些快递单上的名字,脸上写满了“懵-逼”！ Shit! Yao, Yao Jiancai? 我靠！姚,姚建才？ Shit! Zhang Xia? 我靠！张霞？ Shit! Chen Guang? 我靠！陈光？ Shit! model|pattern, Fan Wenli? 我靠！范,范文丽？ Shit! Kind, Ci Xiufang? 我靠！慈,慈秀芳？ Shit, Zhang Yuanqi!? 我靠,还有章远棋！？ Each name in express list makes that express little brother dumbfounded! 快递单上的每一个名字都让那快递小哥儿目瞪口呆！ crap! 我了个去啊！ This what situation?? 这家什么情况啊？？ With these Celebrity same surname of the same name? bragging forcefully? Address how many girls scrawl casually? The bonus is that express little brother is experienced, by this battle formation being scared, the hand a little has trembled!! 跟那些明星们同名同姓？还是吹牛-逼呢？几个女孩儿随便瞎写的地址？饶是那快递小哥见多识广,也被这个阵势给吓呆了,手都有点发抖！！ ...... …… The thing sends, Zhang Ye is also eased. 东西寄走,张烨也一身轻松。 Delivers finally! 总算是都送出去啦！