Toward road that on the backstage takes. 往后台走的路上。 Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „This said crisply.” 姚建才笑道:“这段说爽了。” Zhang Ye was also happy: „Yes, has an opportunity to talk nonsense to us rarely casually, for a long time has not scolded Crosstalk, this satisfied a craving.” 张烨也乐了:“是啊,难得有个机会给咱俩随便胡说,好久没骂相声界了,这回过了瘾了。” „Could not broadcast pitifully.” The Yao Jiancai regret said. “可惜播不了呀。”姚建才遗憾道。 Zhang Ye said: „Broadcast has also been all right.” 张烨道:“播了也没事儿。” Yao Jiancai roll one's eyes, „is all right, has broadcast the words calamity was big, other day Crosstalk Sketch big game our 3rd Rank Crosstalk Crosstalk scolding, finally you have a look, this group of people pursued were scolding us a all year, if this chapter has broadcast, you did persuade the static energy slightly to result in? Moreover on the other hand, who we this Crosstalk dare to broadcast to us today, this piece, said in the little theater.” 姚建才翻白眼,“没事儿个屁,播了的话乱子就大了,上回相声小品大赛咱俩三段相声把相声界给骂了,结果你看看,这帮人追着骂了咱俩一整年,这回要是播了,你说动静能小得了？而且话说回来,咱俩今儿这种相声谁敢给咱们播啊,这种段子,也就在小剧场说说了。” Zhang Ye curls the lip, „we did not say Crosstalk, you think that they didn't scold us?” 张烨撇嘴,“咱俩就算不说相声了,你以为他们就不骂咱们了？” „Um, this but actually is also.” Yao Jiancai shook the head to smile, „our ‚China Crosstalk public enemy’ the given name, this whole life estimated that could not remove.” “嗯,这倒也是。”姚建才摇头笑了,“咱俩这‘中国相声界公敌’的名号,这辈子估计是都去不掉喽。” Zhang Ye it does not matter said: „Public enemy on public enemy, big matter.” 张烨无所谓道:“公敌就公敌呗,多大点儿事儿。” Yao Jiancai laughs, „you were louse are many were not itchy.” 姚建才哈哈一笑,“你是虱子多了不痒啊。” Several staff who suddenly, the backstage walks in a hurry passed on to the speech sound, several people flustered, probably had an accident. 突然间,后台匆匆走过来的几个工作人员的对话声传了过来,几人都慌慌张张的,好像出了什么事。 Zhang Ye narrows the eye, „how?” 张烨眯眼,“怎么了？” „Probably had an accident?” Yao Jiancai also strange [say / way]. “好像出事了？”姚建才也奇怪道。 Finally their careful one hear, that several people of mouth discussions unexpectedly is they. 结果俩人仔细一听,那几人嘴里谈论的竟然是他们俩。 „Went bad!” “坏了！” „This may make in a big way!” “这可闹大了啊！” „How to divulge a secret? Putting online?” “怎么就被泄密了啊？给放网上了？” „Who puts! Isn't this adds to the chaos?” “谁放的啊！这不是添乱吗？” „Online early cooker! Heard that quickly hit!” “网上早都炸锅了啊！听说都快打起来了！” „Nonsense, can not hit, Teacher Zhang Teacher Yao this Crosstalk I just listened from the screen with the backstage, CCTV Spring Festival and people of Crosstalk were given to scold one by them!” “废话,能不打起来么,张老师姚老师这相声我刚跟后台从屏幕上听了,央视春晚和相声界的人都被他们给骂了一个遍啊！” Several people fast pass through, has not seen Zhang Ye they. 几人飞快走过,根本没看到张烨他们。 Zhang Ye stares, „what? By hairnet on?” 张烨一愣,“什么？被发网上了？” Yao Jiancai whoops a throat, „who has sent?” 姚建才哎呦了一嗓子,“谁发的啊？” They have not thought that the Beijing TV Station person has not thought will present this situation! 他俩没想到,京城电视台的人也没想到会出现这个情况！ That side stage. 舞台那边。 Some person of first time had discovered this situation, hurries to report with the leadership! 已经有人第一时间发现了这一情形,慌忙跟领导汇报！ hear speech/words, Capital City Spring Festival vice- Director cold sweat came out all of a sudden, „what?” 闻言,京城春晚的一个副导演冷汗一下子就出来了,“什么？” Hu Fei was also ignorant, „how can flow?” 胡飞也懵了,“怎么会流出去了？” Chang Xiaoliang was hot, „just the scene who used cell phone to record? Finds the person!” 常晓亮火了,“刚刚现场谁用手机录音了？把人找出来！” The people find the person looking all around, but, which on looks? 众人东张西望地找人,可,上哪儿找去啊？ Xiao Lu. 小吕呃了一声。 Da Fei is also blinking the eye, is worried for Zhang Ye. 大飞也眨巴着眼睛,替张烨担心起来。 Spring Festival Segment Group vice- Director said: „This Crosstalk, if has exposed, even if others clearly know that on our Spring Festival not this Program, our Spring Festival Segment Group and CCTV Spring Festival mountain ridge definitely must have!” 一春晚栏目组副总监道:“这相声要是曝光了,就算别人明知道咱们春晚不会上这个节目,咱们春晚栏目组和央视春晚的梁子肯定也得结下了啊！” „Station manager.” “台长。” „Station manager! Now what to do?” “台长！现在怎么办？” The people look to the Beijing TV Station station manager. 众人都看向京城电视台的台长。 The old woman was very quiet, took a look at people one eyes, „let Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai says false Program, didn't expect this situation? To not avoid true Program reveals ahead of time? Since has made the preparation, what that also does have to be good to make much ado about nothing? It is not really Program.” 老太太很平静,瞅了众人一眼,“让张烨和姚建才说假节目,不就是预料到了这种情况吗？不就是为了避免真正的节目提前泄露吗？既然做了准备,那还有什么好大惊小怪的？又不是真节目。” The dress rehearsal continues. 彩排继续。 Following Program one after another go on stage. 下面的节目陆续登场。 Other Station Leader and staff, as soon as listens , can only sit anxiously, watches the following performance, some people while brush cell phone to brush weibo, momentarily is watching the development of situation! 其他台领导和工作人员们一听,也只能焦急地坐了回去,一边看着下面的演出,有人一边刷手机刷微博,随时关注着事态的发展！ ...... …… In network. 网络上。 Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai new Crosstalk has brushed the screen comprehensively! Many netizen shapes have hit the excitement of chicken blood, listens to Crosstalk while called, called while accessed the net to send the commentary! 张烨姚建才的新相声已经全面刷屏了！很多网友像打了鸡血似的激动,一边听相声一边嗷嗷叫,一边嗷嗷叫一边上网发评论！ „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” „I am not good! Smiled!” “我不行了！笑死了啊！” „Did prostate patients urinate?” “前列腺患者都尿了？” „Is that our hard-earned money? Hello! Makes me smile a while again! Hahahaha!” “那是我们的血汗钱？哎呦喂！再让我笑一会儿！哈哈哈哈！” „Why such comedy feeds!” “为什么这么搞笑啊喂！” „Zhang Ye, Old Yao, I liked you!” “张烨,老姚,我太喜欢你们了啊！” „This they really worthily are Crosstalk domain Golden Partner!” “这俩人真不愧是相声领域的黄金搭档啊！” „paralysis, has not listened to such joking Crosstalk really!” “麻痹,真没听过这么逗比的相声啊！” „Yes, after listening to Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai Crosstalk, listens to the pieces of other Crosstalk actors again, that could not smile! This their Crosstalk levels have led Crosstalk too many years!” “是啊,听了张烨姚建才的相声以后,再听其他相声演员的段子,那根本就笑不出来了！这俩人的相声水平领先了相声界太多年了！” „Tang Dazhang was hit once again!” “唐大章又一次中枪了！” „Where is hit? This was the intercontinental ballistic missile!” “哪里是中枪？这是中了洲际导弹了啊！” „Puff! Measures with the eye Tang Dazhang to faint at home!” “噗！目测唐大章已晕倒在家！” „Scolded too ruthlessly! Scolded too crisply!” “骂得太狠了！骂得太爽了！” „CCTV Spring Festival also suffered Zhang Ye ‚violent treachery’!” “央视春晚也遭张烨‘毒手’了啊！” „Really Zhang Ye this mouth, is the nation most damages opened mouth! Any offends his person, this was but actually eight lifetime blood mildew! Have't can be scolded spat blood?” “张烨这嘴,真的是全国最损的一张嘴了啊！凡是得罪他的人,这都是倒了八辈子血霉啊！还不得被骂吐了血？” „Too was whoops happy!” “哎呦太欢乐了！” „A work, high under stands sentences, the person who that helps Crosstalk only online will also scold Zhang Ye, the cursing at people words did not say that agily, will toss about is that several ‚we will not acknowledge your’, but you will look at others Teacher Zhang, will have words at fingertips and write with facility a work, will scold them with the work directly, moreover not only will scold, from beginning to end also all will be smiles, this boundary will be highly talented!” “一部作品,高下立判,那帮相声界的人也就只会在网上骂一骂张烨,骂人的话都说不利落呢,翻来覆去就是那几句‘我们不会承认你的’,可你瞧人家张老师,信手拈来一部作品,直接拿作品骂他们,而且不但骂,从头到尾还全是笑点,这境界才高啊！” „Ha Ha, mentioned curses at people? Zhang Ye is an ancestor!” “哈哈,说起骂人？张烨才是老祖宗啊！” „Yes, how many people does Domestic have to scold him? The person of this group of Crosstalk does not grow the memory! Previous Crosstalk big game time by Zhang Ye scolding dog, this chapter? Do you also go to move of him? When you see Zhang Ye to swallow an insult!” “是啊,国内有几个人骂得过他啊？这帮相声界的人偏偏就是不长记性啊！上次相声大赛的时候就被张烨给骂成狗了,这回呢？你们还去招他？你什么时候见过张烨忍气吞声的啊！” „Sweat, can Zhang Ye say this in Capital City Spring Festival really?” “汗,张烨在京城春晚真要说这个？” „This does let broadcast? Can't?” “这个让播吗？不会吧？” „Definitely not, this certainly - compels is false Program!” “肯定不会,这绝-逼是假节目！” „Right, is inevitably false!” “对,必然是假的！” „Others Teacher Zhang talked nonsense casually false Program, sufficed Crosstalk to drink a pot!” “人家张老师随便胡说一个假节目,都够相声界喝一壶的了！” „Hahaha, is not good I to listen again!” “哈哈哈,不行我得再听一遍！” „I am also, listens radically insufficiently!” “我也是,根本听不够啊！” „I listened to three! Real his mother vents spleen!” “我已经听三遍了！真他妈解气！” „Right that Zhang Ye said that Domestic Crosstalk few good people!” “张烨说的对,国内相声界没几个好人！” „Scolded! Scold! Scold! Scold! eon!” “骂！骂！骂！骂！eon！” This Crosstalk has caused the enormous stir online! 这段相声在网上引起了极大的轰动！ ...... …… In Tang Dazhang family. 唐大章家里。 One group is rehearsing and studies the Spring Festival Program Crosstalk actor one by one complexion be at this moment ugly, some people are white, some people are black, the face is green! 一帮正在排练和研究春晚节目的相声演员此刻都一个比一个脸色难看,有人是白的,有人是黑的,还有人脸都绿的！ A Crosstalk actor pounds on the table to exclaim: „Went too far!” 一相声演员拍桌子吼道:“太过分了！” A Tang Dazhang apprentice gets angry: „Lawless! Lawless!” 唐大章一个徒弟怒道:“无法无天！无法无天！” Tang Dazhang has also squeezed out two names from the gap between teeth, „Zhang Ye! Yao Jiancai!” 唐大章也从牙缝里挤出了两个名字,“张烨！姚建才！” „Cannot such consider as finished!” Some people called out: „This is stands in our head - excrement!” “不能就这么算了！”有人叫道:“这是站在咱们头上拉-屎啊！” Some people echo saying: „Right, this account has not ended! Has not ended absolutely!” 有人附和道:“对,这笔账没完！绝对没完！” Everybody exploded with rage! 大家一个个地都气炸了！ Kills people not the excessive point place, this Crosstalk scolded too ruthlessly! 杀人不过头点地,这段相声骂得太狠了！ But how has not ended as for and Zhang Ye, no one has said a result! 可是至于到底怎么和张烨没完,却谁也没说出个结果！ Before also had the person to speak the last words with them, had the colleague to question and rail Crosstalk publicly, but in being an expert under several qualifications rank extremely high senior artists' leadership, which the following Crosstalk unit was almost refers to where, resisting, banned, reported that in they had all kinds of methods to make a Crosstalk actor be an expert unable to mix, because this profession few some senior artists decided that Tang Dazhang as a leader of present Crosstalk is also in the person of deciding! 以前也不是没有人跟他们叫板,也不是没有同行公开质疑和谩骂过相声界,但在行内几个资格辈分极高的老艺术家的带领下,下面的相声单位几乎是指哪儿打哪儿,抵制,封-杀,举报,他们有各种各样的手段能让一个相声演员在行内混不下去,因为这个行业还是少部分老艺术家说了算的,唐大章作为如今相声界的一个领军人物也是说了算的人中的其中一个！ However Zhang Ye is different from Yao Jiancai! 但是张烨和姚建才不一样啊！ A Yao Jiancai actor, they cannot manage others! 姚建才一个演员,他们根本管不着人家！ Zhang Ye was so, others did not perform in the little theater from the start, did not give any large commercial performance, his principal work was Host, but also made Program, but also wrote the novel, but also wrote the song, but also teaching, their Crosstalk all people jointly reported and resist, did not have too many significances in fact, this result had been proven when last year Crosstalk Sketch big game, this group of people did not have the means with Zhang Ye! 张烨就更是如此了,人家压根就不在小剧场演出,也不举办什么大型商业演出,他主业是主持人,还做节目,还写小说,还写歌,还教书,他们相声界就算所有人联名举报、抵制,也没有太多实际上的意义,这个结果已经在去年的相声小品大赛时被证明了,这帮人拿张烨根本没办法！ The Crosstalk actor proposed: „Is that our hard-earned money? This saying constituted the slander! Must make, we can consider him!” 有一相声演员提议道:“那都是我们的血汗钱？这话已经构成诽谤了！真要闹起来,咱们可以告他啊！” „Right!” “对啊！” „Considers him!” “告他！” „This absolutely is the libel!” “这绝对是诽谤罪！” The people public sentiment is roused to action. 众人群情激奋。 However Tang Dazhang had a 18-year-old apprentice suddenly inopportunely, said timidly: „Does Zhang Ye resemble one's own is an attorney?” 然而唐大章有个才18岁的徒弟忽然不合时宜地呃了一声,怯怯地说道:“张烨好像自己就是律师？” One group of people look neatly to him. 一帮人齐刷刷地看向他。 „How was he attorney?” “他是律师怎么了？” „Considers him in the same old way!” “照样告他！” „This boy too bastard!” “这小子太混蛋了！” But was saying was saying, the energy of people are getting more and more soft, to finally, matter that also nobody abstract brings a lawsuit with Zhang Ye again. Why? Brought a lawsuit your mother to lose with Zhang Ye including CCTV! They again think Expert to be first-grade, is impossible to think that one's own this group of people also will want fucking awesome compared with the CCTV specialized legal team! Result of this goods judicature test, but has shocked legal profession the first perfect score in history! 可是说着说着,众人的底气却越来越软,到了最后,也没人再提要跟张烨打官司的事儿了。为什么？连央视跟张烨打官司都你妈输了啊！他们就算再自认为高人一等,也绝不可能认为自己这帮人会比央视的专业法律团队还要牛-逼啊！这货司法考试的成绩,可是惊呆了律师界的有史以来的第一个满分！ The Tang Dazhang anger pounds on the table, „absurd! Couldn't govern him?” 唐大章怒拍桌子,“岂有此理！难道就治不了他了？” After the people think it over, time somewhat is discouraged, they cannot think that really can the move that Zhang Ye subdues! Means do not have! 众人思来想去后,一时间都有些泄气,他们是真想不到能把张烨制伏的招数啊！一点办法也没有！ Inside that Tang Dazhang young apprentice, is in the Crosstalk new person heart that only 18-year-old just finished apprenticeship bitter and astringent incomparable, he especially wants to propose one at this moment , can we don't again with Zhang Ye challenge? CCTV took him not to have the means that Radio and TV cannot tidy up him, such smelly rogue in Entertainment Circle, such profession internal Stick Stirring Feces, we hid him to select not on the line, didn't compete with him? Cannot stir up could not have hidden! The most essential issue is, entire Crosstalk unites in together, does not have idea with him! 里面那个唐大章的小徒弟,也是那个年仅18岁的刚出徒的相声新人心中苦涩无比,他此刻真的特别想提议一句,咱们能不能别再跟张烨打架了啊？央视都拿他没办法,广电都收拾不了他,这么一个娱乐圈里的臭-流-氓,这么行业内部的搅屎棍,咱们躲着他点儿不就行了吗,非跟他较什么劲啊？惹不起还躲不起吗！最关键的问题是,整个相声界就算联合在一起,也拿他没辙啊！ What does this also hit? 这还打什么？ Has no way to hit! 根本没法打啊！ ...... …… Quick, news run all over the place! 很快,新闻满天飞！ «Zhang Ye was invited Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival!» 《张烨受邀京城卫视春晚！》 «Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai Crosstalk causes the dispute again!» 《张烨姚建才相声再惹争议！》 The «Zhang Ye Spring Festival recent work do I want on Spring Festival?» 《张烨春晚新作我要上春晚？》 Comprehensive denouncing of «Crosstalk!» 《相声界的全面声讨！》 «Zhang Ye satirized CCTV Spring Festival and Republican country Crosstalk!» 《张烨讽刺央视春晚与共和国相声界！》 «laughs! Capital City Spring Festival dress rehearsal Crosstalk exposure!» 《爆笑！京城春晚彩排相声曝光！》 «sees Zhang Ye type Crosstalk!» 《又见张烨式相声！》 Murder case that «Crosstalk initiates! Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai and Crosstalk makes war once more!» 《一段相声引发的血案！张烨姚建才与相声界再次开战！》 News tabloid collective voice, reported these time „massacre”, content also quite approximate Zhang Ye again showed to the common people with the practical action roughly that in shouting abuse in public at this matter, he never has opponent! 新闻小报集体发声,都报导了这一次的“惨案”,大体内容也都相当近似张烨再一次用实际行动向世人证明,在骂街这件事情上,他从来没有对手！