On weibo. 微博上。 Crosstalk many people were still scolding Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, especially was headed by several senior artist and Tang Dazhang of Crosstalk Crosstalk society, this wave of people scolded most. 相声界很多人还在骂张烨和姚建才,尤其以相声界的某几个老艺术家和唐大章的相声社为首,这波人骂的最多。 An old Crosstalk actor: „Crosstalk will never acknowledge his!” 一个老相声演员:“相声界永远不会承认他的！” Liked the Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai Crosstalk person also scolding with them. 喜欢张烨姚建才相声的人也跟他们骂了起来。 Suddenly, some people called one. 突然间,有人叫了一声。 „, Sound recording!” “啊,录音！” „What records?” “什么录音？” „How?” “咋了？” „Some people sent to record! Beijing TV Station Spring Festival dress rehearsal!” “有人发录音了！京城电视台春晚彩排的！” „Also is really! Shit, is Teacher Zhang Teacher Yao Crosstalk!” “还真是啊！我靠,是张老师姚老师的相声！” „Whoops, which Hero round is?” “哎呦,是哪位英雄发的啊？” „Was too powerful! I listened first!” “太给力了！我先去听了！” „To the link! Where?” “给个链接啊！在哪儿呢？” „Hahaha, I also saw, listens again!” “哈哈哈,我也看到了,再听呢！” ...... …… Dress rehearsal person actually does not know the circumstances of the matter. 彩排现场的人却并不知情。 Crosstalk is still continuing. 相声还在继续。 Zhang Ye said lightly: „Therefore, others that Crosstalk treat all various illnesses, especially has the special curative effect to the prostate patient.” 张烨淡淡道:“所以说啊,人家那相声治百病,尤其对前列腺患者有特殊疗效。” Yao Jiancai: „Hi.” 姚建才:“嗨。” Zhang Ye: „Wants the friends who goes to the scene to listen to probably pay attention, the Crosstalk special performance that any Tang Teacher sets up plate with the entrance generally, writes one line of rubrications: In non- swimming association members enter discretely.” 张烨:“不过想去现场听的朋友们得留神一下,凡是唐老师的相声专场一般都跟门口立一个牌子,写着一行红字:非游泳协会成员谨慎入内。” Yao Jiancai hey said: „I know that listening to Crosstalk also to study the swimming first!” 姚建才嘿道:“我才知道,听相声还得先学游泳！” Zhang Ye nods to say earnestly: „Right, this line of thresholds are high, listening to Crosstalk also to have the threshold, this is a risky very high art.” Some pieces, Zhang Ye recalls with Memory Search Capsule, some pieces, is he is on site the one's own impromptu composition, presently changes. 张烨认真点头道:“对,这行门槛高着呢,听相声也有门槛,这是一门危险性很高的艺术。”有些段子,张烨是用记忆搜索胶囊回忆的,有些段子,则是他临场自己现编的,现改的。 Under the stage the person smiles to pull out! 台下人笑抽！ „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈！” Yao Jiancai shakes the head saying: „Your this mouth, too wicked.” 姚建才摇头道:“你这嘴啊,太缺德了。” Zhang Ye said: „Others fame is also high.” 张烨道:“不过人家名气也高啊。” Yao Jiancai hi said: „What fame can also have on this level?” 姚建才嗨道:“就这水平还能有什么名气？” Zhang Ye: „Has, previous time has the prostate patient who listens to Crosstalk hear of recoveries, that big sister Teacher has sent to a multicolored silk banner to Tang.” 张烨:“有,上次就有一个听相声听康复的前列腺患者,那大姐给唐老师送去了一个锦旗。” Yao Jiancai: „big sister? Female where has this sickness!” 姚建才:“大姐？女的哪儿有这病啊嘿！” Zhang Ye: „No?” 张烨:“没有吗？” Yao Jiancai: „Female not this sickness.” 姚建才:“女的没这病。” Zhang Ye: „Has delivered Tang in any case a Teacher multicolored silk banner.” 张烨:“反正送了唐老师一面锦旗。” Yao Jiancai: „What multicolored silk banner?” 姚建才:“什么锦旗？” Zhang Ye: „Above has written four large characters wonderfully - hand - obscene - heart!” 张烨:“上面写了四个大字妙-手-淫-心！” Below smiles to turn! 下面笑翻！ Yao Jiancai hurries to block, „that is the skilled artist kind-heartedness!” 姚建才赶紧拦住,“那是妙手仁心！” Zhang Ye long, „that was I have possibly remembered incorrectly, sorry, my knowledge was limited, I envy others in any case.” 张烨长长哦了一声,“那可能是我记错了,对不起啊,我学问有限,反正我就是羡慕人家啊。” Yao Jiancai: „Yes?” 姚建才:“是啊？” Zhang Ye: „Said that Crosstalk makes money.” 张烨:“说相声真挣钱。” Yao Jiancai: „Right?” 姚建才:“是吗？” Zhang Ye yearns saying: „Moreover this profession is also good, special unity!” 张烨向往道:“而且这个行业也好,特别团结！” Crosstalk unity? 相声界团结？ As soon as the following person listens, all creates a disturbance! 下面人一听,全都起哄起来！ „yi!” “咿！” „yi!” “咿！” „yi!” “咿！” Although is the dress rehearsal, but the staff and people of examination group Spring Festival Program group very much show due respect for the feelings, hears to be inspired to very much, had words on the tip of the tongue on to shout naturally, then laughed! 虽然是彩排,但现场的工作人员和审查组春晚节目组的人都很给面子,也听得很起兴,话到嘴边上自然而然就喊出来了,然后都哈哈大笑！ ...... …… Outside. 外界。 Tang Dazhang. 唐大章家。 Tang Dazhang was rehearsing Program for these days, makes very busily, in the family is also daily many people passes and out, all is Spring Festival Program is making the final sprint. 唐大章这几天正在排练节目,弄得非常忙,家里也是天天不少人进进出出的,全都在为春晚的节目做着最后的冲刺。 At this time, a Crosstalk colleague hit the call words. 这时,一个相声界同行打来电话。 „Old Tang!” “老唐！” „He He, Old Sun.” “呵呵,老孙啊。” „You access the net quickly!” “你快上网！” „I am leading the apprentice to rehearse, how?” “我正带着徒弟排练呢啊,怎么了？” „Zhang Ye was exposed in Capital City Spring Festival Crosstalk!” “张烨在京城春晚的相声被曝光了！” „?” “啊？” „This grandson was cursing at people!” “这孙子又在骂人了！” „What??” “什么？？” After Tang Dazhang has made the telephone call, side his some apprentices and colleagues also heard, surface sink the water, accessed the net to look, what they want to take a look at Zhang Ye to say on Capital City Spring Festival, cursed at people? Spring Festival that live broadcast Program, does he also dare to curse at people? 唐大章挂了电话后,旁边他的徒弟和一些同行也听到了,一个个都面沉似水,也都上网去找了,他们想看看张烨在京城春晚上到底会说什么,骂人？春晚那种直播节目,他还敢骂人？ How possible! 怎么可能！ Another side. 另一边。 In several Crosstalk old Senior families has also remembered the ringtone. 好几个相声界老前辈的家中也都想起了电话铃声。 „allow, allow Master, Zhang Ye did the matter!” “许,许大师,张烨搞事了！” „He how?” “他怎么了？” „You access the net to look quickly!” “您快上网看啊！” ...... …… On the spot. 现场。 Yao Jiancai has smiled, „.” 姚建才笑了,“嘿。” Zhang Ye: „This profession heart is also friendly, daily goes out does good!” 张烨:“这个行业也心善,天天出门做好事！” Yao Jiancai: „What good deed does?” 姚建才:“做什么好事？” Zhang Ye raises hand, „for example the year before last, - shook that time, Crosstalk has donated money, several Crosstalk senior artists had the apprentice disciple grandson sparse more than 100 people to run Red Cross Society, was a senior artist says: We said Crosstalk, although brings in money quickly, brings in money easily, but the condition is also limited, cannot compare the big bosses of others tens of billions over a thousand hundred million properties.” 张烨一扬手,“比如前年,地-震那次,相声界就去捐款了,几个相声老艺术家带着徒弟徒孙稀稀拉拉100多人跑去红十字会了,为首一个老艺术家说了:我们说相声虽然来钱快,来钱容易,但条件也有限,比不上人家上百亿上千亿资产的大老板。” Yao Jiancai nods, „this actually truth.” 姚建才点头,“这倒是实话。” Zhang Ye: „Makes us contribute 800 million, we cannot take.” 张烨:“让我们捐个800000000的,我们也拿不出来。” Yao Jiancai waves the hand: „Does not use that many, regard to line.” 姚建才摇手:“不用那么多,心意到了就行。” Zhang Ye: „Right, what 35 is a regard, cannot compare with others.” 张烨:“对,35块的是个心意,跟人家比不上。” Yao Jiancai um: „Right, does not use ratio.” 姚建才嗯了一声:“没错,也不用比。” Zhang Ye: „Come, taking, this is my three, then the following senior artist follows: ‚I, this is my three’, rushes to be first.” 张烨:“来,拿着,这是我那三块,然后后面一个老艺术家跟上:‘还有我,这是我那三块’,一个个争前恐后。” Yao Jiancai is scared: „Contributes three really?” 姚建才傻眼:“真捐三块啊？” Also to Crosstalk! 又到相声界了！ Also started to scold Crosstalk! 又开始骂相声界了！ Under the stage many person spirits inspire, especially they most rouses by Xiao Lu Da Fei Brother Hou, the laughter is also biggest! 台下不少人都精神一振,尤其以小吕大飞侯哥他们最抖擞,笑声也最大！ On Zhang Ye empty has grasped: „After donating money, this group of person took others several candles, in the point, in hand Riteau, who is coming to accumulate the fist with others, shouted one ‚strongly’.” 张烨手上虚抓了一把:“捐完钱以后,这帮人一人拿了人家十几根蜡烛,点上,在手里托着,谁过来都跟人家一攒拳头,喊一声‘坚强’。” Yao Jiancai: „Humph, contributes three money families several candles? Moreover how does a person take several?” 姚建才:“嚯,捐三块钱点人家十几根蜡烛？而且一人怎么拿十几根啊？” Zhang Ye has a look at him strangely, „is not in the point, 0.1, the remaining ten candles fill in the pocket to carry off.” 张烨奇怪地看看他,“不是都点上啊,就0.1根,剩下十根蜡烛塞兜里带走。” Yao Jiancai: „? Also brings with? Their this also made money!” 姚建才:“啊？还带拿的呢？那他们这趟还赚钱了啊！” Laughter one after another! 笑声一片接着一片！ At this time, staff ran over to look for Chief Director Chang Xiaoliang to say the main stage that side Program arrangement item. 这时,有一个工作人员跑过来找总导演常晓亮想说一下主舞台那边一个节目的安排事项。 „Leader Chang, that side......” “常导,那边……” Had not said that Chang Xiaoliang has broken, looked that has not visited him, lifts the hand saying: „Had the matter wait / etc. to say again that looked at this!” Winks is staring on the stage. 还没说,常晓亮就打断了,看都没看他,一抬手道:“有事等等再说,看完这个！”一眨不眨地盯着台上。 That person one, stands there listens. 那人一呃,也站在那里跟着听。 Zhang Ye: „Before long, one group of agricultural migrant worker(s) friends came, a person has contributed 1000.” 张烨:“不一会儿,一帮农民工朋友来了,一个人捐了1000。” Yao Jiancai: „Humph, these many?” 姚建才:“嚯,这么多？” Zhang Ye: „The person of Crosstalk grips the fist to others: ‚Strong’!” 张烨:“相声界的人对人家一攥拳头:‘坚强’！” Yao Jiancai: „Hi.” 姚建才:“嗨。” Zhang Ye: „Then, Class Teacher led one group of elementary students to come, a person contributed 5000!” 张烨:“接着,一个班主任带着一帮小学生来了,一人捐5000！” Yao Jiancai: „Do elementary students contribute 5000?” 姚建才:“小学生都捐5000？” Zhang Ye: „The person of Crosstalk holds the candle to stand by them: ‚Strong’!” 张烨:“相声界的人举着蜡烛站在他们两边:‘坚强’！” Yao Jiancai roll one's eyes, „had no need for them saying.” 姚建才翻白眼,“用不着他们说。” Zhang Ye: „To finally, came one group of females, is the staff of singsong house special service occupation, that dao put in order called one attractively.” 张烨:“到最后,来了一帮女的,是歌厅特种服务职业的工作人员,一个个捯饬的那叫一个漂亮啊。” Yao Jiancai: „This anything occupation this!” 姚建才:“这什么职业呀这！” Zhang Ye: „Their contributes 50,000!” 张烨:“她们一人捐50000！” Yao Jiancai whoops said: „Contributes these many?” 姚建才哎呦道:“捐这么多？” Zhang Ye: „But the Red Cross Society staff have actually shown the exclusion expression, others said at that time: ‚With, your money is unclean’!” 张烨:“可是红十字会的工作人员却露出了嫌弃的表情,人家当时就说了:‘拿回去,你们的钱不干净’！” Under the stage the person stare big eye to listen, does not know any stem. 台下人都瞪大眼听着,不知道什么梗。 Zhang Ye then said: „Finally the senior artists of Crosstalk were anxious, got flushed in the face with anger to shout with others: ‚Not to be how unclean! That is our hard-earned money’!” 张烨紧接着便说:“结果相声界的老艺术家都急了,脸红脖子粗地跟人家喊上了:‘怎么不干净啊！那都是我们的血汗钱’！” This saying, following time smiled insanely! 这话一出,下面一时间笑疯了！ „Puff!” “噗！” „Hard-earned money?” “血汗钱？” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Whoops! Had chest pains while breathing! Had chest pains while breathing!” “哎呦！岔气了！岔气了！” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈哈！” Yao Jiancai holds also good, „oh, gathered them to contribute that side the big bosses!” Three points tease for seven points to hold, actually proverb of this Crosstalk must express did not mean that the supporting speaker actor is more important than the main speaker actor, did not say that the supporting speaker actor is more difficult than the main speaker actor technique work, but said that looked a stem can achieve the desired effect, the supporting speaker actor " request ”, accounted for very large scale, holds is better, the effect of this stem display will be also bigger! 姚建才托的也好,“噢,合着他们把大头儿都捐那边了啊！”三分逗七分捧,这句相声界的老话儿其实要表达的并不是说捧哏演员比逗哏演员重要,也不是说捧哏演员比逗哏演员技术活儿难,而是说看一个梗能不能达到最佳效果,捧哏演员的这一“托”,占据了很大比例,托的越好,这个梗发挥的效果也会越大！ People heard a sound, smiles the tears! 众人闻声,更是笑出了泪花！ That side has several not to look at Program in the auditorium, can actually hear Program is being worked the Beijing TV Station staff, even covered the belly to smile could not get up, the work in hand has also put down, all looked to here stage, listening to Zhang Ye to curse at people. 那边有几个根本没在观众席看节目,却可以听到节目的正在工作中的京城电视台的工作人员,甚至捂着肚子都笑得起不来了,手里的工作也都放下了,全看向了这边的舞台,听张烨骂人。 Dong Shanshan and that male Host also smile the whole face to blossom! 董杉杉和那男主持人也都笑得满脸开花！ Below has the person who plays cards, their Program have five minutes. 下面有打牌儿的人,他们的节目还有五分钟。 Zhang Ye has watched actually the countdown, he momentarily according to time adjustment piece, „, therefore, afterward I also went to theory Crosstalk.” 张烨其实一直都看着倒计时呢,他会随时根据时间调整段子,“所以,后来我也去学说相声了。” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „Did you also say Crosstalk?” 姚建才笑道:“你也说相声了？” Zhang Ye is depressed: „But I one, discovered that Crosstalk too does not say, this profession competition was too fierce, you were steadfast on the stage they said that could not do others.” 张烨郁闷道:“可是我一来,才发现相声太不好说了,这个行业竞争太激烈了,你就踏踏实实在台上俩人说吧,根本干不过别人。” Yao Jiancai strange [say / way]: „Why?” 姚建才奇怪道:“为什么啊？” Zhang Ye: „Others have the new pattern, some Crosstalk actors, asking one group saying that in dagu storytelling the platform of female's accompanied to them, dubbing in music.” 张烨:“人家都有新花样,有的相声演员,请了一帮说大鼓书的女的站台上给他们伴奏,配乐。” Yao Jiancai: „? This Crosstalk?” 姚建才:“啊？还有这种相声呐？” Dagu storytelling? 大鼓书？ Female? 女的？ People first time has thought that this is not Tang Dazhang Spring Festival Crosstalk! 众人第一时间就想到了,这不是唐大章春晚的相声么！ Zhang Ye: „That female, wears the Chinese dress.” In his hand compares the one's own armpit the place, „Chinese dress that opens the attitude, arrived at the armpit!” 张烨:“那一个个女的啊,都穿着旗袍。”他手上比了比自己腋下的地方,“旗袍那个开气儿啊,都开到胳肢窝了！” Yao Jiancai startled [say / way]: „My goodness, didn't that approve two curtain screens to come out?” 姚建才惊道:“好家伙,那不是批了俩门帘子就出来了吗？” Zhang Ye, wondered to refer, „why does not know, the ticket of two sides sells special is good!” 张烨啧了一声,纳闷地指了指,“也不知道为什么啊,两边儿的票卖的特别好！” „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” „yi!” “咿！” „yi!!” “咿！！” The people laugh to create a disturbance once more! 众人再次大笑起哄！ Yao Jiancai smacks the lips saying: „Hey, this does not know that is looked big drum looks at the thigh!” 姚建才咂嘴道:“嘿,这也不知道是看大鼓的还是看大腿的！” „Oh!” “啊哟！” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” Some people smiled tired, actually cannot stop! 有人都笑累了,却根本停不下来！ Zhang Ye sighed, said: „Afterward my friend told me, your this is not good, if you want to be red, to become famous, you must on CCTV Spring Festival! On Spring Festival, your night was red!” 张烨叹了一口气,说:“后来我一个朋友告诉我,你这样不行,你要想红,要想成名,你就得上央视春晚！上了春晚,你一夜就红了！” CCTV Spring Festival? 央视春晚？ Hu Fei is stunned! 胡飞愕然！ Yao Jiancai: „This actually.” 姚建才:“这个倒是。” Zhang Ye: „His path is wild, knew that CCTV Spring Festival Director, gave to introduce the past me, Director look at me, said that here has arranged to fill, did not have your position, you were busy at work first, made the health, delivered the box lunch, come, walked a dog to me! You looked, but must walk a dog to him, multi- wicked!” 张烨:“他路子野,认识央视春晚的导演,把我给介绍了过去,导演一看我,说这边都已经安排满了啊,没你的位置啊,你先跟着忙活忙活吧,做卫生,送盒饭,来,给我溜狗去！你看,还得给他溜狗,多缺德呀！” Yao Jiancai: „This is a stage manager.” 姚建才:“这算剧务啊。” Zhang Ye: „Daily walks a dog to him, this broken dog, walks one to stop, walks one to stop, I gave to get the watch and clock shop to go, I said that the master you had a look at this to walk one to stop, what's the matter? The master did not say that importantly, scratched the greasy dirt to be good.” 张烨:“天天给他溜狗去,就这破狗,走一步一停,走一步一停,我给领钟表店去了,我说师傅你看看这个走一步一停,怎么回事？师傅说不要紧的,擦擦油泥就好了。” Yao Jiancai: „Hi! Is scratches the greasy dirt the matter!” 姚建才:“嗨！是擦油泥的事儿么！” Zhang Ye: „Fixed, Director has been wild with joy, this dog such long time nobody does well, you have done well, you are my trusted friend, you keep this.” 张烨:“修好了,导演乐坏了,呵,这狗这么长时间没人弄好,你弄好了,你是我的心腹,你就留在这吧。” Yao Jiancai: „That was indeed good.” 姚建才:“那敢情好了。” Zhang Ye: „Daily is waiting, which work I can come, which work I can come. Hey, the Spring Festival scene had one 400 people about saying Crosstalk, I can come.” 张烨:“天天等着,哪个活儿我能来啊,哪个活儿我能来。嘿,春晚现场有一个400人合说的相声,我能来。” Yao Jiancai: „What? 400 people?” 姚建才:“什么？400人？” This clarifies is satirizes Tang Dazhang to want on Spring Festival Crosstalk! 这摆明是讽刺唐大章要上春晚的相声啊！ time, the underlings looked are enthusiastic! 一时间,底下人看得更来劲了！ Xiao Lu pats the thigh to laugh! 小吕拍着大腿大笑！ Da Fei shouts again and again: „Too splendid this! Too splendid! Hahahaha!” 大飞连连喊道:“太精彩了这！太精彩了！哈哈哈哈！” Zhang Ye said: „Is 400 people.” 张烨说道:“就是400人。” Yao Jiancai shakes the head, „is impossible, does not have this Crosstalk.” 姚建才摇头,“不可能,没有这种相声啊。” Zhang Ye shoots a look at him, „? A person said what called?” 张烨瞥瞥他,“怎么没有？一个人说的叫什么？” Yao Jiancai: „Single mouth Crosstalk.” 姚建才:“单口相声啊。” Zhang Ye: „Two people?” 张烨:“两个人呢？” Yao Jiancai: „Suitable Crosstalk.” 姚建才:“对口相声。” Zhang Ye: „Three people?” 张烨:“三个人？” Yao Jiancai: „Many mouths Crosstalk.” 姚建才:“群口相声啊。” Zhang Ye said: „Therefore, 400 people about saying what called?” 张烨说道:“所以啊,400人合说的叫什么？” Yao Jiancai asked: „What called?” 姚建才问:“叫什么？” Zhang Ye replied: „Called Spring Festival Crosstalk!” 张烨回答道:“叫春晚的相声！” Yao Jiancai: „Yes?” 姚建才:“是啊？” Zhang Ye: „Only then CCTV Spring Festival has this Program.” 张烨:“只有央视春晚才有这种节目。” Yao Jiancai: „Hi.” 姚建才:“嗨。” Spring Festival Crosstalk?? 春晚的相声？？ The people mouth smiled stiffly, Hello, this was also gives CCTV Spring Festival together black! 众人嘴都笑僵了,哎呦喂,这是把央视春晚也给一起黑了啊！ Zhang Ye said: „400 People many mouths Crosstalk, land the said Crosstalk gathers there, stage that builds, here is the rockery, here is a mountain stream, here is a swimming pool, on first a helicopter, abandoned 100 to say first Crosstalk came, carried the parachute, stood to wave to the audience, inside here water drilled 100, finally took a rickshaw drew in main speaker comes, a few words ‚viewer friends, we met’!” 张烨道:“400人大群口相声,全国各地的说相声的都聚在那儿,搭的台,这边是假山,这边是山涧,这边是游泳池,先上一直升飞机,先扔下100个说相声的来,都背着降落伞,站好了冲观众挥手,这边水里边钻出100个来,最后拿一洋车拉上一逗哏的来,上来说一句话‘观众朋友们,咱们又见面啦’！” Isn't this Tang Dazhang pet phrase? 这不是唐大章的口头语吗？ The Hu Fei forced smile again and again, he does not know should say any was good, he knows that offends anyone not to offend Zhang Ye this boy, this goods that mouth was too simply black! 胡飞苦笑连连,他都不知道该说什么好了,他只是知道,得罪谁也千万别得罪张烨这小子,这货那张嘴简直太黑了！ Zhang Ye: „Program formally starts, everybody stood neat, this main speaker said that ‚I spoke a few words, you must turn inside out to me, happy new year I was very happy’, everybody said me together ‚very happily happy new year’! Bows, Crosstalk said.” 张烨:“节目正式开始,大伙都站齐了,这逗哏的说‘我说一句话,你们得给我翻过来啊,给大家拜年我很高兴’,大伙一块儿说‘我很高兴给大家拜年’！一鞠躬,相声说完了。” Yao Jiancai is stunned: „Did this say?” 姚建才愕然:“这就说完了？” Zhang Ye pats the thigh excitedly, „I said that this Program line, this lacks the mind to come!” 张烨激动地拍大腿,“我说这节目行啊,这缺心眼都能来啊！” Yao Jiancai hey said: „Yes.” 姚建才嘿道:“是啊。” „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” „Lacking mind to come? Puff!” “缺心眼都能来？噗！” „Laughed at me!” “笑死我了！” Zhang Ye said excitedly: „I come, I come this. Director said that now is not good, these 400 people have the origin, who does not do you for him, knows? I am staring daily, waiting, who does not come me. The scene is busy, several thousand audiences sit there, daily the box lunch I give to deliver, some day has a dress rehearsal on the spot, big sister has a child, you said that this matter makes, I hate, you give birth you to go home, these several thousand people with here.” 张烨兴奋道:“我来吧,我来这个吧。导演说现在不行啊,这400人都有来历,谁不干了你替他,知道吗？我天天盯着,等着,谁不来了我就来。现场忙着呢,好几千个观众坐那儿,天天盒饭我给送,有一天现场彩排,有一大姐生孩子,你说这事闹得,把我恨的呀,你都快生了你回家去啊,这好几千人跟这儿呢。” Yao Jiancai: „.” 姚建才:“就是啊。” Zhang Ye: „I telephone to hire a vehicle, shouldered the car(riage) to come up her, comes back to straighten up, was my matter, finally opportunity of that day came.” 张烨:“我打电话叫车,把她扛车上去,回来都拾掇完了,都是我的事,结果那天机会来了。” Yao Jiancai: „What opportunity?” 姚建才:“什么机会？” Zhang Ye: „400 people of this Crosstalk, on airplane were not throws 100 to say Crosstalk? The person of parachute went bad!” 张烨:“400人这相声,飞机上不是扔下来100个说相声的吗？有一人降落伞坏了！” Yao Jiancai has a scare: „Whoops!” 姚建才吓一跳:“哎呦！” Zhang Ye: „! Lucky!” 张烨:“啪！万幸啊！” Yao Jiancai: „All right?” 姚建才:“没事儿？” Zhang Ye: „...... Died!” 张烨:“……死了！” Yao Jiancai faints: „Plunges to death calls luckily?” 姚建才晕倒:“摔死叫万幸啊？” Also is a big laughter sound! 又是一大片的爆笑声！ Zhang Ye hurried [say / way]: The real son real son who „I look, turned head to look for Director to go, I came, this I came! Finally Director came one, you came late, pushed down that person him already for him!” 张烨急忙道:“我瞧的真儿真儿的,扭头找导演去了,我来吧,这个我来吧！结果导演来了一句,你来晚了,把他推下那人已经替他了！” Yao Jiancai humph said: „This was also too brutal!” 姚建才嚯道:“这也太残酷了啊！” Zhang Ye: „Also makes the person live you, the opportunity does not give me, I asked my friend to complain, this was not good, I daily except for working work to the present, had a child is I am also responsible, these I managed, do not have my opportunity! Finally my friend said: You, are the facial skin are too thin, want to become famous, want on Spring Festival, you must first study insensitively, can you not be concerned about face you to know?” 张烨:“还让人活吗你们啊,一点儿机会都不给我呀,我找我朋友诉苦去了,这不行啊,我到现在天天除了干活就是干活,生孩子也是我负责,这些都我管,没我机会啊！结果我朋友说:你啊,就是脸皮太薄,想要成名,想要上春晚,你就先得学厚脸皮,你得不要脸你知道吗？” Yao Jiancai: „?” 姚建才:“啊？” On Spring Festival? 上春晚？ Isn't concerned about face? 不要脸？ „yi!!” “咿！！” Also is the yi sound rises from all directions! All around also follows laughs wildly the sound! 又是咿声四起！四周还伴随着狂笑声！ The station manager smiles while covers the forehead, „this Little Zhang!” 台长一边笑一边捂脑门,“这小张！” An assistant station chief also smiled to pull out in side, CCTV Spring Festival inside story numerous, this was became famous, Zhang Ye this saying just right poked his smiling! 一副台长也在旁边笑抽了,央视春晚内幕重重,这都是出了名的,张烨这话正好儿戳中了他的笑点！ Only listens to Zhang Ye ponder on stage saying: „Isn't concerned about face studies? As soon as I deliberately considered, well, has a child on the spot that big sister line. Hey, several thousand people visit her to have a child, is this facial skin thick enough?” 只听台上的张烨思考道:“不要脸怎么学啊？我一寻思,咦,现场生孩子那大姐行啊。嘿,好几千人看着她生孩子,这脸皮够厚吧？” Under Yao Jiancai was startled has also smiled, „oh right, her face was thick-skinned.” 姚建才一怔之下也笑了,“嗳对,她脸皮厚。” Zhang Ye grips the fist, „right, asks her to go! I inquired that directly soared the hospital, there arrives at the hospital she to sit is covering the face to cry, oh, hum, several thousand people, spring festival gala those people visit me to have a child!” 张烨一攥拳,“对,找她去！我打听好了直奔医院,一到医院她坐那儿正捂着脸哭呢,哎呀,呜呜,好几千人啊,春节晚会那么些人看着我生孩子啊！” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „Hi, others also know bashfully.” 姚建才笑道:“嗨,人家也知道害臊啊。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „I hurry to urge her, I did not say that importantly, this is not anything, that year Olympic bid successful in * square, some people are becoming more than 20,000 life children!” 张烨微笑道:“我赶紧劝她啊,我说不要紧的,这不算什么,那年申奥成功在*广场上,有人当着20000多人生孩子呢！” Yao Jiancai talked about with interest: „Yes.” 姚建才乐道:“是啊。” Zhang Ye: „Result that big sister one hear, crying was fiercer: ‚Oh, that is also I’!” 张烨:“结果那大姐一听,哭的更厉害了:‘哎呀,那也是我’！” Yao Jiancai is scared, „? Is she!” 姚建才傻眼,“啊？都是她啊！” „Hahahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈哈哈！” time! 时间到！ Was exactly good to finish! 恰恰好结束！ Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai bows with a smile! 张烨姚建才笑着鞠躬！ Immediately, the tidal applause and laughter will embezzle all of a sudden on the spot! 登时,潮水般的掌声和笑声一下子将现场吞没了！ „Good!” “好！” „Said well!” “说得好！” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „It was good!” “太棒了！” „Whoops almost smiles to me!” “哎呦差点给我笑死啊！” „Scolded well!” “骂得好！” The station manager shakes the head with a smile, does not know that should applaud to him. 台长笑着摇头,也不知道该不该给他鼓掌了。 Chang Xiaoliang stands to clap! 常晓亮站起来拍手！ Brother Hou Younger Brother Hou Xiao Lu they scream one piece! 侯哥侯弟小吕他们更是尖叫一片！ The person who this Crosstalk, listens to does not have idle time simply, the entire journey is smiles! 这相声,听的人简直没有一点空闲的时间,全程都是笑点啊！ Zhang Ye leaves the stage. 张烨退场。 That side the main stage resounded the Music dance, the language class Program stage also temporarily leaves unused. 主舞台那边响起音乐歌舞,语言类节目的舞台也暂时闲置了。 When several people brushed past, that male Host asked immediately: „Teacher Zhang, Teacher Yao, this does Crosstalk name?” 几人擦肩而过时,那男主持人当即问道:“张老师,姚老师,这相声叫什么名字啊？” Zhang Ye smiles, „«I Want On Spring Festival»!” 张烨笑笑,“《我要上春晚》！” That male Host raises up the thumb immediately, „I took really!” 那男主持人马上竖起大拇指,“我是真服了！” „Good name!” Dong Shanshan one hear has also smiled, similarly has given a Zhang Ye thumb, „your this Crosstalk, if has broadcast, person who must irritate several Crosstalk!” “好名字！”董杉杉一听也是笑了,同样给了张烨一个大拇指,“你这段相声要是播出了,非得气死几个相声界的人！” Zhang Ye blinks, „that my this calculates that rids the people of an evil?” 张烨眨眼,“那我这算为民除害吗？” Yao Jiancai pushes him, said with a smile: „Removes harmful things anything you! In everybody eyes, your boy is damages!” 姚建才一推他,笑道:“除害什么呀你！在大家眼里,你小子才是祸害呢！” Program ended. 节目完了。 All people actually have not given full expression! 所有人却都意犹未尽！ Although the Beijing TV Station people clearly know that this was a dress rehearsal, Spring Festival they impossible to move live broadcast this Crosstalk on the same day, but this actually did not hinder everybody to send to the most warm applause, this applause gives Crosstalk this exquisite art, two Teacher biggest respect to Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai! 虽然京城电视台的人都明知道这是一个彩排,春晚当天他们也不可能把这种相声搬上直播,可这却不妨碍大家送去最热烈的掌声啊,这掌声是送给相声这门精湛艺术的,也是对张烨和姚建才两位老师最大的尊重！ Too splendid! 太精彩了！ Too was really splendid! 真的太精彩了！ This art, playing to live by Zhang Ye!! 这门艺术,被张烨给玩儿活了！！