In the afternoon. 下午。 The dress rehearsal successfully ended. 彩排圆满结束。 The Spring Festival Director group starts to meet some problems that studies to have. 春晚导演组开始开会研究出现的一些问题。 Chang Xiaoliang first time had also found Zhang Ye they. 常晓亮也第一时间找到了张烨俩人。 Yao Jiancai asked the sentence, „Leader Chang, Crosstalk by person hairnet on, all right?” 姚建才问了句,“常导,相声被人发网上了,没事吧？” „Station manager said that is all right.” Chang Xiaoliang smiled. “台长说没事儿。”常晓亮笑了笑。 Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „That becomes, I with Little Zhang also feared, because this television station annoys troublesome to you, early knows that some people record, both of us did not talk nonsense.” 姚建才笑道:“那就成,我跟小张还怕因为这个给你们电视台惹麻烦呢,早知道有人录音,我们俩就不瞎说了。” Chang Xiaoliang said: „Official Program, are you prepared?” 常晓亮道:“正式的节目,你们有准备吗？” Zhang Ye said: „I go back to ponder over, definitely does not have the issue.” 张烨说道:“我回去琢磨琢磨,肯定没问题。” „In criterion may maybe today this type.” Chang Xiaoliang has coughed, said: „Naturally, you were specialized, did not need me saying that also definitely understands.” “尺度上可别是今天这种。”常晓亮咳嗽了一声,道:“当然了,你俩是专业的,不用我说也肯定明白。” Zhang Ye has given him a reassuring medicine, „felt relieved that definitely did not talk nonsense.” 张烨给了他一颗定心丸,“放心,肯定不瞎说。” Chang Xiaoliang nods, „that is good, anticipated your official works, after waiting, you contact with me, when the time comes the Director group crosses again.” 常晓亮点头,“那就好,期待你们的正式作品,等出来以后你们联系我,到时候导演组再过一遍。” Left the television station, had reporter to stop up the gate. 出了电视台,已经有记者在堵门了。 Originally many reporters also at several Celebrity and that the performing troupes interviewing just to be breaking up, the result see Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai form, the people have all abandoned the interview in hand, closes in! 本来有不少记者还在采访着刚刚散场出来的几个明星和表演团体,结果一看到张烨和姚建才的身影,众人全扔下了手里的采访,一拥而上！ „Zhang Ye came out!” “张烨出来了！” „Is Yao Jiancai and Zhang Ye!” “是姚建才和张烨！” „Teacher Zhang, I am northern China entertainment weekly!” “张老师,我是华北娱乐周刊的！” „Can Teacher Zhang, ask your several questions?” “张老师,能不能问您几个问题？” „What your Spring Festival same day official was Program?” “你们春晚当天的正式节目是什么？” „Your once more firing off Crosstalk, because of what?” “你再次开炮相声界,是因为什么？” „Your did Program ask «Me To want On Spring Festival»? Is satirizes CCTV Spring Festival not to invite you? The year most popular entertainer who this year the weibo official conducts evaluated must start, you thought that you can take several?” “您的节目叫《我要上春晚》吗？是讽刺央视春晚没有邀请您吗？今年微博官方举办的年度最受欢迎艺人评选就要开始了,您觉得您能拿第几名？” „Teacher Zhang, do not walk!” “张老师,别走啊！” „Teacher Yao!” “姚老师！” Reporters insane besieges and pursues to block off! 记者们疯了似的围追堵截！ Zhang Ye hurried to hide, „first kept secret, first kept secret.” 张烨赶紧躲了,“先保密,先保密。” Yao Jiancai pushes the crowd while said: „We have the agreement, lots cannot say that wants to know the official Program words when the time comes 1 st looked at Beijing Satellite TV on the line! Certainly will not disappoint everybody!” 姚建才一边挤开人群一边道:“我们有协议,很多东西都不能说,想知道正式节目的话到时候初一看京城卫视就行了！一定不会让大家失望的！” Spent the tremendous strength, they boarded. 费了九牛二虎之力,俩人才上了车。 Yao Jiancai gasping for breath said: „Your car(riage)?” 姚建才气喘道:“你车呢？” Zhang Ye hi said: „Yesterday drank, in the morning does not dare to drive.” 张烨嗨道:“昨天喝多了,早上没敢开车。” Starts the vehicles, Yao Jiancai laughs, „time also early, goes to my family in any case, our two brothers good long time not to have drunk, comes?” 发动车辆,姚建才哈哈一笑,“反正时间也早呢,去我家吧,咱哥俩儿好长时间没喝酒了,来一顿？” „Walking!” Zhang Ye waves. “走着！”张烨一挥手。 ...... …… Yao Family. 姚家。 Bed closet. 小卧室。 Yao Mi noon time in made several high school female schoolmates to come home eats meal, this little while, several people were calling to the computer, hit the stimulant to be the same. 姚蜜中午的时候就约了几个高中女同学来家里吃饭,这会儿,几人正在对着电脑嗷嗷叫呢,打了兴奋剂一样。 „Zhang Ye was too graceful!” “张烨太帅了啊！” „Mimi, your father is also fierce!” “蜜蜜,你爸也厉害啊！” „This Crosstalk too comedy! Listens to one to listen again!” “这相声太搞笑了！再听一遍再听一遍！” „Listened to three!” “都听三遍了啊！” Yao Mi looked at online news, called Shit, „my father and Uncle Zhang this time annoyed public anger, many colleagues scolded them, this was hot!” 姚蜜看了看网上的消息,叫了声我靠,“我爸和张叔叔这次是真惹众怒了,多少同行都来骂他们了啊,这是要火啊！” Little Ling said: „Your father and Zhang Ye who which time probably said that has not annoyed public anger.” 小凌切道:“说的好像你爸和张烨哪次没惹众怒似的。” The light rain throws smiles, „, so long as Zhang Ye and your father saying Crosstalk, which time weren't the public sentiment is roused to action afterward? Denouncing that denounced, cursing at people of cursing at people, reporting of reporting!” 小雨扑哧一笑,“是啊,只要张烨和你爸一说相声,哪次事后不是群情激奋？声讨的声讨,骂人的骂人,举报的举报！” Xiaoqing called out: „Likes Zhang Ye!” 小青叫道:“太喜欢张烨啦！” Little Ling blinks, „is Mimi, the friend not?” 小凌眨眨眼,“蜜蜜,是朋友不？” „Nonsense, did you say?” Yao Mi smiles roll one's eyes. “废话,你说呢？”姚蜜笑着翻白眼。 Little Ling said immediately: „Which day is friend the words your makes us see Zhang Ye!” 小凌立即道:“是朋友的话你哪天让我们见见张烨啊！” „Right right!” “对啊对啊！” „Ha Ha, this proposition is good!” “哈哈,这个提议好！” Several female schoolmates one face anticipations. 几个女同学都一脸期待。 Yao Mi, „he often did not go to Peking University to attend class recently, I want to see Uncle Zhang difficultly at the same time.” 姚蜜呃了一声,“他最近也不常去北大上课,我想见张叔叔一面都难啊。” At this time, outside heard the knock. 这时,外面传来敲门声。 „Well?” Little Ling has set upright the vertical ear. “咦？”小凌竖了竖耳朵。 „My father came back!” Yao Mi stands. “我爸回来了！”姚蜜站起来。 Outside face opened. 外面门开了。 The Yao Jiancai wife opens the door, „came back??” 姚建才的妻子打开门,“回来了？诶？” Stands says with a smile in Old Yao Zhang Ye: „Sister-in-law, I dropped around.” 站在老姚身边的张烨笑道:“嫂子,我串门来了。” The sister-in-law beams with joy immediately, „comes to come in quickly quickly, hey, this Old Yao is also, the words that you must come said ahead of time, I quite prepare the food.” 嫂子登时眉开眼笑,“快进来快进来,嘿,这老姚也是,你要过来的话提前说一声啊,我好准备饭。” The Zhang Ye smile, „being all right sister-in-law, has the liquor on the line.” 张烨微笑,“没事嫂子,有酒就行。” Yao Jiancai asked that „Mimi?” 姚建才问,“蜜蜜呢？” „Spoke to the schoolmate in the room.” The sister-in-law said. “在屋里跟同学说话呢。”嫂子说道。 That side, the door of Yao Jiancai daughter bedroom suddenly was also shoved open from inside! 那边,姚建才女儿卧室的房门也猛然被人从里面推开了！ Then is a scream! 然后就是一声尖叫！ Then is second, the third tone! 然后是第二声,第三声！ „!” “啊！” „!” “啊！” „Zhang Ye!” “张烨！” „Is the honorable person!” “是真人！” Yao Mi several female schoolmates are excited the face red red, that decibel extremely high cry had a scare Zhang Ye, but also thinks that whose foot stepped on! 姚蜜的几个女同学激动得脸都通红通红的,那分贝极高的叫声把张烨都吓了一跳,还以为踩了谁的脚呢！ Yao Mi a little loses face, has smiled embarrassed, „Uncle Zhang.” 姚蜜有点丢脸,不好意思地笑了一下,“张叔叔。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Oh, these are?” 张烨笑道:“嗳,这几位是？” Has not waited for Yao Mi to speak, Little Ling first flushed, „we were the Mimi high school schoolmate, Teacher Zhang! My Teacher Zhang! You are my idol!” 没等姚蜜说话,小凌就第一个冲上来了,“我们是蜜蜜的高中同学,张老师！我的张老师！你是我偶像啊！” Xiaoqing also quickly comes up, „we just listened to you and Uncle Yao's Crosstalk! Too good!” 小青也快步上来,“我们刚听了您和姚叔叔的相声！太棒了！” The light rain loudly said: „Teacher Zhang, you were too fierce, teaches me to shout abuse in public!” 小雨则大声道:“张老师,您太厉害了,教我骂街吧！” Little Ling said immediately: „I must study! I must study!” 小凌马上道:“我也要学！我也要学！” Yao Jiancai was happy. 姚建才乐了。 Zhang Ye also dumbfounded , at heart very sobbed, you had a look at others superstar, fans saw them is strives for what the hug sought the group photo intersection toward asking having, to the buddy has been possible to be good, asks to shout abuse in public? This called anything. 张烨也哭笑不得,心里十分唏嘘,你看看人家那些大明星,粉丝看见他们都是求拥抱求合影求交往求什么的都有,到了哥们儿可好,求骂街？这叫什么呀。 Yao Mi faints saying: „Do you study to select to be good?” 姚蜜晕倒道:“你们学点好行不行？” The light rain laughter said: „Called not to learn? Shouts abuse in public is also a talent and ability, English Japanese also divides 46 levels, shouts abuse in public, if also grades, Teacher Zhang absolute ten levels of Max Level!” 小雨嬉笑道:“怎么叫不学好？骂街也是一种天赋和能力,英语日语还分46级呢,骂街要是也分级,张老师绝对十级满级！” Little Ling said to the Zhang Ye title directly: „That is, Teacher Zhang Ye is the Republican country shouts abuse in public absolutely the first person! Comes one to scold one, coming one group to scold one group!” 小凌直接给张烨冠名道:“那是,张烨老师绝对是共和国骂街第一人！来一个骂一个,来一帮骂一帮！” The Zhang Ye perspiration said: „In your eyes I am any image.” 张烨汗道:“在你们眼里我到底是个什么形象啊。” Yao Jiancai said that „what image does gather you to think your one's own?” 姚建才说了一句,“合着你以为你自己什么形象啊？” The people in room smiled. 屋里的人都笑了。 In the evening, served a meal. 晚上,开饭了。 Yao Mi several schoolmates here ate at noon, what previously said was afternoon went home, finally saw Zhang Ye to come, they do not want to walk, Yao Mi has urged for quite a while, these female schoolmates feigned to insert funny dialog, finally under their shamelessness, Yao Mi did not have idea. 姚蜜的几个同学本来中午就在这里吃的,早先说的是下午就回家了,结果看到张烨来了,她们也不想走了,姚蜜催了半天,这几个女同学都装傻充愣插科打诨,最后在她们的死皮赖脸之下,姚蜜也没辙了。 The sister-in-law serves food, „tastes.” 嫂子端菜,“尝尝尝尝。” Zhang Ye busy [say / way]: „Sister-in-law, was laborious.” 张烨忙道:“嫂子,辛苦了。” „Polite anything, you may have the day not to come.” The sister-in-law said with a smile. “客气什么,你可有日子没来了。”嫂子笑道。 Zhang Ye said: „Hi, Old Yao goes to outside area to make a movie all day long, in Capital City day such several days, our time always cannot rush to one, otherwise I already came.” 张烨道:“嗨,老姚成天去外地拍戏,在京城的日子就那么几天,我俩的时间老赶不到一块啊,不然我早就来了。” Yao Jiancai hey said: „Can I have you to be busy?” 姚建才嘿道:“我还能有你忙啊？” Zhang Ye said: „I am busy at anything, I am idling daily.” 张烨说道:“我忙什么呀,我天天闲着呢。” „Your matter is not busy.” Yao Jiancai said: „You daily were busy shouting abuse in public, the first time period you were not just fired off with CCTV Channel 1.” “你正事儿是不忙。”姚建才道:“你就天天忙着骂街了,前阵子你不是刚跟央视一套打完么。” Yao Mi remembers a matter suddenly, pats the thigh, „was right, this year's Weibo year most popular entertainer evaluated to be about to start.” 姚蜜忽然想起一件事,一拍大腿,“对了,今年的微薄年度最受欢迎艺人评选快开始了啊。” Yao Jiancai well said: „This year is so early?” 姚建才咦道:“今年这么早？” Yao Mi said: „Every year is around the new year's celebrations.” 姚蜜说道:“每年都是过年前后啊。” Zhang Ye also knows that this evaluation, is a list that the Weibo official conducts, under these many years management, this list has become a traditional area that the general weibo users have entertained, last year time, Zhang Ye killed the list of this weibo most popular entertainer, but the result was ordinary, probably reluctantly advanced 100, but this list also year most unpopular entertainer evaluated, the Zhang Ye forcing outstanding heroes, did not have the number of votes superiority of suspense to win the most unpopular Celebrity competition by one, was annoying not the small sound at that time. 张烨也知道这个评选,是微薄官方举办的一个榜单,这么多年的经营下,这个榜单已经成了广大微博用户们自娱自乐的一个传统项目了,去年的时候,张烨就杀上了这个微博最受欢迎艺人的榜单,不过成绩一般,好像就勉强进了前100名,但是这个榜单还有一项年度最不受欢迎艺人评选,张烨却力压群雄,以一个毫无悬念的票数优势拿下了最不受欢迎的明星桂冠,在当时惹出了不小的动静呢。 This year can start? 今年又要开始了？ Little Ling said hastily: „Did Uncle Yao, you ask the ticket?” 小凌连忙道:“姚叔叔,您求不求票？” „I.” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „This is the idol Celebrity struggle, my middle age man old before his time, cannot struggle others.” “我就算了。”姚建才笑道:“这都是偶像派明星争的,我一个中年小老头,也争不过人家啊。” Little Ling asked that „Teacher Zhang?” 小凌问,“张老师呢？” Zhang Ye waves the hand, „I drink.” 张烨摇手,“我还是喝酒吧。” „Come, touches one again.” Yao Jiancai and he cheers. “来,再碰一个。”姚建才和他干杯。 Little Ling said with a smile: „I give you ticket in any case first.” 小凌笑道:“反正我先把票给您俩。” The light rain said excitedly: „I have a look, probably started?” 小雨兴奋道:“我也去看看,好像已经开始了？” Xiaoqing said: „Um, six points start, finished to tomorrow's 6 : 00.” 小青说:“嗯,六点开始,到明天六点结束。” ...... …… Online. 网上。 The Weibo year evaluation hung in the home page long time ago, already publicity many days, when at exactly 6 : 00 that moment, the voting window formally cleared! 微薄年度评选早早就挂在了首页上,已经宣传了好多天了,当六点整的那一刻,投票窗口正式开通！ The weibo users come in swarms! 微博用户们蜂拥而至！ „Opened!” “开了！” „I come!” “我来啦！” „Shit, Huo Dongfang already 1000 tickets? Such fierce?” “我靠,霍东方已经1000票了？这么猛？” „Leader Huo early on pulling ticket!” “霍教主早早就拉过票了！” „Ha Ha, I throw to my Da Qi!” “哈哈,我还是投给我的大齐吧！” „To Sister Zhang, does not hesitate!” “给章姐,不犹豫！” „Sister Zhang does not struggle this, gives Leader Huo, «Dancing lightly» lets «A Bite of China» oppressive was too miserable, Viewership Ratings broke 0. 6%, an inland Movie King prize had also made others take before, Leader Huo has not struggled, gives sympathy votes, carried.” “章姐也不争这个,还是给霍教主吧,《翩翩起舞》让《舌尖》虐的太惨了,收视率已经跌破0。6%了,之前内地一个影帝奖也让别人拿了,霍教主也没争上,还是给个同情票吧,太背了。” The most popular entertainer list competition was too fierce! 最受欢迎艺人榜单竞争太激烈了！ A while Zhang Yuanqi is first, a while Huo Dongfang number of votes erupts, a while two Heavenly King have wrested away list first two, a while has to come the mainland development the heat to broadcast Korean drama Celebrity is the forcing outstanding heroes, on you under me, the number of votes is quite close, a short time cannot decide the victory and defeat. 一会儿章远棋是第一,一会儿霍东方票数爆发,一会儿两个天王又霸占了榜单的前两名,一会儿有个来大陆发展的热播韩剧明星又是力压群雄,你上我下,票数都相当接近,一时半会儿根本分不出胜负。 Yao Jiancai has not advanced 100, Dong Shanshan entered actually, temporarily is 97 th, the tendency is very full, but does not know that can maintain. 姚建才没进前100名,董杉杉倒是进了,暂时位列第97位,势头很足,不过不知道能不能保持住。 „Frigid!” “惨烈啊！” „fans were too fierce!” “粉丝们太猛了！” „Votes to Heavenly King quickly! Was overtaken!” “快给天王投票啊！被追上了！” „Who dares to struggle first with my Oppa??” “谁敢跟我的欧巴争第一？？” „, We also struggled! Gives Sister Zhang the ticket!” “靠,我们还就争了！把票都给章姐！” „Fights on the war, who feared who! Grass!” “战就战,谁怕谁啊！草！” „Ha Ha, Sister Zhang 500,000 tickets!” “哈哈,章姐500000票了！” „Good!” “牛啊！” „, Club 510,000! Brushed the ticket? How did a twinkling rise 10,000 tickets? Quickly? Heavenly King Heavenly Queen/days later was surpassed by him!” “啊,棒子510000了！刷票了吧？怎么一眨眼就涨了10000票？这么快？天王天后都被他超了！” „520,000 tickets!” “520000票了！” fans also hit, won inextricably involved! 粉丝们也都打起来了,争得难解难分！ However, when selects the weibo evaluation year most unpopular entertainer list moment, many netizens have tarried, then tittered one to smile to pull out all people! 然而,当点开微博评选年度最不受欢迎艺人榜单的一刻,很多网友都呆住了,然后噗嗤一声笑抽了所有人！ „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „crap!” “我了个去！” „Puff, I early have guessed correctly!” “噗,我早已经猜到了啊！” „Really, this list does not have the suspense!” “果然,这个榜单没悬念啊！” „The reputation of this goods was too notorious!” “这货的名声太臭了啊！” In most unpopular entertainer list, the Zhang Ye name appeared in the first position impressively, now number of votes 2.75 million! 最不受欢迎艺人榜单上,张烨的名字赫然出现在了第一名的位置,现在票数2750000！ But second? 而第二名呢？ The second talent 21,000 tickets! 第二名才21000票啊！ The Zhang Ye number of votes is the second 100 times! Also is the most popular entertainer now first that Republic of Korea Celebrity five times of number of votes are many! 张烨的得票数是第二名的100倍！也是最受欢迎艺人现在第一名的那个韩国明星的得票数的五倍还要多！ Absolutely does not have the suspense! 完全没有悬念！ Completely is overwhelming being in the lead! 完全是压倒性的领先！ All netizens after seeing this list, gave Zhang Ye to kneel!! 所有网友在看到这个榜单后,都给张烨跪了！！