Zhang Ye in the backstage to Yao Jiancai said that wants the sitting in repose with eyes closed a while reorganization mentality, actually opened Game Ring calmly, selects Merchant Shop, bought two Memory Search Capsule to eat, closes the eye, started to reorganize in the memory Guo Degang several pieces. 张烨在后台对姚建才说是要闭目养神一会儿整理思路,其实已经不动声色地打开了游戏戒指,点开商城,买下了两枚记忆搜索胶囊吃下去,闭上眼睛,开始整理起记忆中郭德纲的几个段子了。 Front, the dress rehearsal started. 前面,彩排开始了。 The music sound tinkles, when lang passes to backstage, several party Host Voice also one after another resounds. 乐曲声丁零当啷地传到后台,几个晚会主持人的声音也接连响起。 „Viewer friends, the new year's celebration is good!” “观众朋友们,过年好！” „I am Wu Sha.” “我是吴莎。” „I am greatly Meng!” “我是大孟！” „I am Dong Shanshan.” “我是董杉杉。” „Our everybody paid new year's call to you!” “我们大伙儿给您拜年了！” ...... …… Online. 网上。 Except for CCTV Spring Festival, the spring festival galas of other satellite TV channels also same attract much attention, even Spring Festival of some satellite TV channels have the topic and lineup more luxurious than CCTV Spring Festival. 除了央视春晚,其他卫视频道的春节晚会也一样备受瞩目,甚至有些卫视频道的春晚比央视春晚还有话题、阵容还豪华。 For example mango stage. 比如芒果台。 „, The mango stage invited Huo Dongfang!” “哇,芒果台把霍东方请去了啊！” „Leader Huo formidable might!” “霍教主威武！” „Heard that has spent a lot of money! master stroke!” “听说花了不少钱！大手笔啊！” „Original CCTV Spring Festival heard that intends to invite his, has not thought that Leader Huo went to the mango stage, you looked at the Program list, river Teacher was also invited leave the mountain!” “本来央视春晚听说有意邀请他的,没想到霍教主去芒果台了,你们看节目单,大河老师也被请出山了啊！” „Counted the number, A-list Star three, B-list Star seven!” “数了数,一线明星就三个,二线明星七个！” For example Liaoning Station. 比如辽宁台。 „Whoops, bright blindly my eye!” “哎呦,亮瞎我的眼了！” „Does Liaoning Station also spell this year?” “辽宁台今年也拼了？” „Please pass Heavenly King? Wasn't Heavenly King early not on party?” “把天王都请过去了？天王不是早不上晚会了吗？” „Yes, others have developed with Hong Kong, this is Spring Festival of his first on mainland!” “是啊,人家一直跟香港发展,这是他第一次上大陆的春晚！” „Shit, Heavenly King fans have exploded!” “我靠,天王的粉丝们已经炸了啊！” Also for example Beijing TV Station. 还比如京城电视台。 „Capital City Spring Festival had a dress rehearsal!” “京城春晚彩排了！” „, How in the Program list to have the Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai name?” “靠,节目单上怎么有张烨姚建才的名字？” „What? Real false?” “什么？真的假的？” „Deceives you to do, you look!” “骗你干嘛啊,你去看啊！” „, Real! Did these two old buddies go to Capital City Spring Festival?” “啊,是真的！这俩老搭档去京城春晚了？” „Hahahaha, I said that Zhang Ye will not be idling this year! CCTV Spring Festival did not invite him, there are other television stations to invite him!” “哈哈哈哈,我就说张烨今年不会闲着啊！央视春晚不邀请他,还是有其他电视台请他啊！” „Isn't Zhang Ye the CCTV person?” “张烨不是央视的人吗？” „He is the free contract, should not have the issue!” “他是自由合同,应该没问题！” „Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai combination, definitely says Crosstalk!” “张烨和姚建才组合,肯定是说相声啊！” „Too anticipated!” “太期待了啊！” „Grass, must look at Capital City Spring Festival this year!” “草,今年必看京城春晚！” „Beijing TV Station is really good, Zhang Ye this big killing weapon offering a sacrifice, this year's regional station Spring Festival has affirmed to live it up, this is the fierce struggle between two evenly matched opponents!” “京城电视台真牛,把张烨这个大杀器给祭出来了,今年的地方台春晚肯定热闹了,这是龙争虎斗啊！” „Is uncertain, Zhang Ye is also B-list top Celebrity, his popularity has no way to compare with A-list Star.” “不一定吧,张烨也就是二线顶尖的明星,他的人气还是没法和一线明星比的。” „popularity could not compare, but Zhang Ye fucking awesome on Program, how many A-list Star popularity your Heavenly King Heavenly Queen/days later with was high, on Spring Festival also at most was sings to dance, did not have what characteristics, but attracted the audience taking advantage of their popularity, but Zhang Ye was different, Zhang Ye developed most received language class Program that paid attention, whose greatly new year's celebration doesn't want to listen to Crosstalk to have a look at Sketch? Therefore on the stage of Spring Festival this special occasion, 34 A-list Star that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai they do absolutely, Heavenly King Heavenly Queen/days later came is not this their opponent, this was the environment and atmosphere decision, the Spring Festival stage, forever was the language class Program world!” “人气是比不了,但张烨牛-逼在节目上啊,你天王天后和几个一线明星人气再高,上春晚也顶多是唱唱歌跳跳舞,并没有什么特点,只是借着他们的人气吸引观众呢,可张烨不一样啊,张烨演的可是最受关注的语言类节目,谁大过年的不想听听相声看看小品啊？所以在春晚这种特殊场合的舞台,张烨和姚建才俩人绝对干的过34个一线明星,天王天后来了也不是这俩人的对手,这是环境和气氛决定的,春晚的舞台,永远都是语言类节目的天下！” „Beijing Broadcasting Station does attractively!” “京城台干得漂亮啊！” „Too long has not listened to Old Zhang Old Yao Crosstalk! Must look!” “太久没听老张老姚的相声了！必看！” „This year has a dress rehearsal, does not know what Crosstalk that this they said that had Expert of scene? Records to us! Kneels to ask!” “今年彩排,也不知道这俩人说的什么相声,有没有去了现场的大能啊？录个音给我们吧！跪求！” „With asking!” “同求！” „Ahead of time listens well.” “提前听听也好啊。” At this time, suddenly the weibo user spoke, „breathed out, I at the scene, the dress rehearsal was opening, the present is third Program, was not far from Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai Crosstalk, if there is an opportunity, I stole record one to send, kept secret, do not make widely known.” 这时,突然有一个微博用户发言了,“嘘,我正在现场,彩排已经开了,现在是第三个节目,离张烨姚建才的相声不远了,如果有机会的话,我偷着录一段发过来,保密啊,别张扬。” „!” “哇！” „Thanked!” “太谢谢了！” „Hero, please receive me to do obeisance!” “英雄,请受我一拜！” „Careful point be not discovered!” “小心点别被发现！” ...... …… Same time, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai Crosstalk will soon present the matter of this year's Beijing TV Station spring festival gala, once were exposed, Crosstalk also questioned that the sound rises from all directions! At that moment Crosstalk several apprentice and members of Crosstalk of Society leader Tang Dazhang voiced to resist, held the Crosstalk Sketch big game that after last year that CCTV, Crosstalk to Zhang Ye denounced and critique sound has not stopped, did not die resembles continuous. 同一时间,张烨和姚建才的相声即将亮相今年的京城电视台春节联欢晚会的事一经曝光,相声界也质疑声四起！当下相声界的领军人物唐大章的几个徒弟和相声社的成员都发声抵制了,从去年那次央视举办的相声小品大赛以后,相声界对张烨的声讨声与批判声就没有停过,不死不休似的。 A Tang Dazhang apprentice: „Beijing TV Station degenerated more and more!” 唐大章一个徒弟:“京城电视台越来越堕落了！” Tang Dazhang Junior Brother: „Asked Zhang Ye to say Crosstalk, was one has not passed through the matter of brain absolutely!” 唐大章的师弟:“请张烨去说相声,绝对是一件没有经过大脑的事！” A Crosstalk senior artist: „Zhang Ye Crosstalk did not call the innovation, this was slandering Crosstalk this art, but also did some people invite him really? This year Spring Festival must look at Old Tang, before Old Tang Program, has asked me, I probably have also looked, is very good, everybody can anticipate.” 一相声界的老艺术家:“张烨的相声根本不叫创新,这是在诋毁相声这门艺术,还真有人请他？今年春晚还是得看老唐的了,老唐的节目之前问过我,我也大概看过了,很不错,大家可以期待一下。” Below has people ridicule immediately. 下面顿时有民众吐槽。 „Does Zhang Ye do you to sing an opposing tune in any case.” “反正张烨干什么你们都得唱反调呗。” „More than 60 people of Crosstalk? I could not anticipate!” “60多人的相声？恕我期待不了！” A Tang Dazhang apprentice, soon will also participate performance a Spring Festival 60 people of Crosstalk in which member to say this year: „Master this year's Crosstalk is a colored field, is a subversive innovation, in the process will have the actress cooperation of dagu storytelling, was good badly to look knows.” 唐大章的一个徒弟、也是即将参演今年春晚60人相声的其中一个成员道:“师傅今年的相声是个花场,也是个颠覆性的创新,过程中还会有大鼓书的女演员合作,是好是坏看了就知道。” ...... …… Beijing TV Station. 京城电视台。 time was similar. 时间差不多了。 Staff open the door, „Teacher Yao, Teacher Zhang, quickly to your two.” 一个工作人员推开门,“姚老师,张老师,快到您二位了。” „Good.” Yao Jiancai sets out to follow him with Zhang Ye together outward, on the road, Old Yao looked at the scolding sound on weibo with cell phone to Zhang Ye, „Crosstalk did not have with you.” “好。”姚建才起身和张烨一起跟他往外走,路上,老姚拿手机给张烨看了看微博上的骂声,“相声界是跟你没完了。” Zhang Ye is speechless, „Tang Dazhang that Crosstalk, dagu storytelling?” 张烨无语,“唐大章那相声,还有大鼓书啊？” Yao Jiancai said: „Actress.” 姚建才道:“还是女演员呢。” „Good.” Zhang Ye smiles helplessly, „they won.” “好吧。”张烨无奈一笑,“他们赢了。” Goes to the backstage to line up, they continue to the lines, actually also simply touches, Zhang Ye said that Crosstalk little has according to the lines said that sometimes even remembers a burden directly to shake, the Yao Jiancai background is thick, can catch each time, they coordinate has been very tacit, after all was the old buddy. 去后台排好队,俩人继续对台词,其实也就是简单碰一碰,张烨说相声很少有按台词说的时候,有时候甚至想起一个包袱就直接抖过去了,姚建才底子厚,每次都能接住,俩人配合的一直都很默契,毕竟是老搭档了。 Preceding performance. 前场。 In the big stage the percussion instrument made noise, was large-scale acrobatic Program. 大舞台上锣鼓喧嚣,是个大型杂技节目。 Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai must at another small stage show, next Program be their, on the stage has suspended the rack and microphone. 张烨和姚建才是要在另一个小舞台表演的,下个节目就是他们的了,台上已经摆好了架子和话筒。 Dong Shanshan also stood in that side waits to announce. 董杉杉也站在那边等着报幕了。 Many Spring Festival currently use two stages, a main stage, a vice- stage, because is live broadcast, Item that many Program need are also quite many, is quite big, sometimes also really insufficiently removes Item to suspend Item time on that a while free time who Host chatted, therefore two stages were just appropriate. 很多春晚现在都采用两个舞台,一个主舞台,一个副舞台,因为都是直播,很多节目需要的道具也比较多,比较大,就主持人闲扯的那一会儿工夫有时候还真不够撤道具摆道具的时间,所以两个舞台正合适。 Under the stage sat many people, to emptying these seats, the person seems is not many, definitely has not been filled, may in fact the scene also 110 people, have to verify that side person, there are Beijing TV Station many leaders and staff, some wrist quite big performances Celebrity, sat under watches to perform. 台下坐了不少人,相对于空着的那些座位,人看上去是不多,肯定没坐满,可实际上现场也有110来人的,有审核那边的人,也有京城电视台的不少领导和员工,还有一些腕儿比较大的表演完了的明星,也都坐在台下观看演出了。 Zhang Ye saw Hu Fei, Xiao Lu, Da Fei, Brother Hou, Younger Brother Hou before, etc. old colleague, but also saw some familiar faces, for example Chief Director Chang Xiaoliang, for example that benign countenance the station manager of old woman Beijing TV Station, initially made no-smoking advertisement time, Zhang Ye and she has had to do. 张烨在底下看到了胡飞、小吕、大飞、侯哥、侯弟等以前的老同事,还看到了一些熟悉的面孔,比如总导演常晓亮,比如那个慈眉善目的老太太正是京城电视台的台长,当初做戒烟广告的时候,张烨和她打过交道。 Suddenly, the Music sound stops. 忽然,音乐声停下。 The acrobatic performance of main stage ended! 主舞台的杂技演出结束了！ Dong Shanshan also one received scene, chatted with nearby male Host. 董杉杉这边也一下接过了镜头,和旁边一个男主持人聊起来。 Male Host: „acrobatics were really splendid.” 男主持:“刚才的杂技真是精彩。” Dong Shanshan: „Yes, look at me to be fearful and apprehensive, was worried for them.” 董杉杉:“是啊,看得我心惊肉跳的,真替他们担心。” Male Host: „Ha Ha, others are specialized, definitely cannot have an accident.” 男主持:“哈哈,人家都是专业的,肯定出不了事。” Dong Shanshan said with a smile: „Following two must perform the Program person, actually probably frequently has an accident.” 董杉杉笑道:“不过下面两个要表演节目的人,却好像经常出事。” Male Host, „you wanted the right and wrong saying that, I could not have refuted.” 男主持顿了顿,“你要是非这么说,呃,我还真反驳不了。” Following Station Leader and staff smiled. 下面的台领导和工作人员们都笑了。 The station manager said with a smile: „Lines that this who gives?” 台长微笑道:“这谁给的台词？” An assistant station chief shakes the head with a smile. 一副台长笑着摇头。 Chang Xiaoliang said: „Their one's own decides, I also crossed.” 常晓亮道:“他们自己定的,我也过了一遍。” Xiao Lu in a low voice to side humanity: „This Teacher Zhang!” 小吕低声对旁边人道:“该张老师啦！” Da Fei said excitedly: „Early was waiting!” 大飞激动道:“早等着了！” Brother Hou Yang-yang cell phone, said with a smile: „Look, the person of Crosstalk started to scold Teacher Zhang.” 侯哥扬扬手机,笑道:“看,相声界的人又开始骂张老师了。” Waits the younger brother saying: „Does not know that Teacher Zhang will say any piece this year.” 候弟道:“也不知道张老师今年会说什么段子。” „Today is dress rehearsal general time, to protect their Program, has not made their real swords and spears say, a while said is ‚false Program’.” Hu Fei said. “今天就是彩排个大概的时间,为了保护他们的节目,也没让他们真刀真枪的说,一会儿说的都是‘假节目’。”胡飞道。 Xiao Lu said: „What meaning does that have?” 小吕啊道:“那有什么意思？” The Da Fei mood also fell, „did perspiration, gather is not being Spring Festival same day Program?” 大飞情绪也降下来了,“汗,合着不是春晚当天的节目啊？” Hu Fei said with a smile: „To look splendidly, waited for Spring Festival on the same day.” 胡飞笑道:“想看精彩的,等春晚当天吧。” No one has noted, in crowd that under watches, some people put out a hand secretly the pants pocket mouth, clatter clatter has pressed blindly several, started the sound recording, he may, no matter any Program false Program, Zhang Ye Crosstalk, recorded really in any case right. 谁也没有注意到,底下观看的人群中,有人偷偷伸手进了裤子兜口,嗒嗒盲按了几下,开启了录音,他可不管什么真节目假节目,反正张烨的相声,录下来准没错。