In the morning. 上午。 The related Spring Festival news braves unceasingly. 有关春晚的消息不断冒出来。 CCTV Spring Festival Program of online latest rumor has drawn only also a charge, looked from the list that the authenticity is very high, should not be the netizen makes out of whole cloth, it is estimated that was this year's Spring Festival Program only. 网上最新传言的央视春晚节目单也出炉了,从名单上看,真实性还很高,应该不是网友瞎编的,估计就是今年春晚的节目单了。 Singing Class Program: 歌唱类节目: Sun Hang «Motherland». 孙航《祖国》。 Zhang Xia and «Flavor of Li seven happy Families». 张霞、李七喜《家的味道》。 «Under Zhang Yuanqi Sunlight». 章远棋《阳光下》。 Language class Program: 语言类节目: «How Gong azure, Ci Xiufang, Little Hai Sketch Is You». 巩青、慈秀芳、小海小品《怎么又是你啊》。 Tang Dazhang, Li Yan and Guo Binzi and other more than people of Crosstalk «Family reunion». 唐大章、李彦、郭斌子等60余人相声《阖家团圆》。 Netizens below ridicule. 网友在下面吐槽不已。 „How is the old faces?” “怎么都是老面孔啊？” „Yes, majority of these people.” “是啊,大部分还是那些人。” „Sister Zhang this solo new song? Didn't cooperate with Grandma Zhang?” “章姐这次独唱新曲了？不是跟张奶奶合作了？” „60 people of Crosstalk? I had nothing to say in reply unexpectedly!” “60人相声？我竟无言以对！” „Puff, did Tang Dazhang take the people of his Crosstalk society? Did he move?” “噗,唐大章把他相声社的人都带上了吗？他搬家来了啊？” „Why is this must? 60 people about saying? Crosstalk of some these many people? Whoops how such being pregnant feeling! Was Tang Dazhang last year makes Zhang Ye compelling insanely, on him Spring Festival I was not strange, Old Chang guest, but 60 people of did Crosstalk say? This is compelled can cause the point to innovate? Did this call the innovation? Do these many people come up not chaotically? Doesn't the person many have the significance? Are less than person!” “这是要干吗啊？60人合说？有这么多人的相声吗？哎呦怎么这么有喜感呀！唐大章是不是去年让张烨给逼疯了啊,他上春晚我不奇怪,老常客了,可60人相声怎么说啊？这是被逼的非要弄出点创新来？这叫创新吗？这么多人上去不乱吗？况且人多也没有意义啊？又不是比人多！” „Who knows how Tang Dazhang they think.” “谁知道唐大章他们怎么想的。” „Spring Festival did Segment Group give back passes?” “春晚栏目组还给通过了？” „Present Spring Festival, is year by year strange!” “现在的春晚,是一年比一年奇怪呀！” „Zhang Ye? How not to have my big Zhang Ye!” “张烨呢？怎么没我大张烨！” „He He, our Teacher Zhang Ye do not have including the nomination, CCTV Spring Festival has not looked for him from the start, who called Zhang Ye offend people to be too many, otherwise he this year really possibly on Spring Festival.” “呵呵,咱们的张烨老师连提名都没有,央视春晚压根没找他,谁叫张烨得罪人太多了呢,不然他今年真可能会上春晚。” „60 people of Crosstalk, are unable to look straight ahead simply, Tang Dazhang Crosstalk is not really of pleasant to hear, every year comes up first is ‚friends, we met’, I listened to be tired of! Might as well lets on Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, this their Crosstalk your mother was too of pleasant to hear! «I Must Instead Three Custom» I listened to ten!” “60人相声,简直无法直视啊,唐大章的相声是真不好听啊,每年上来第一句都是‘朋友们,咱们又见面了啊’,我都听烦了！还不如让张烨和姚建才上呢,这俩人的相声太你妈好听了啊！《我要反三俗》我听了十遍啊！” „Spring Festival does not have Zhang Ye, that lively has not looked!” “春晚没张烨,那就没热闹看了啊！” „Yes, did not have challenge to look.” “是呀,没打架看了。” „Puff, you in building are really good.” “噗,楼上的你们真行。” ...... …… Beijing TV Station. 京城电视台。 The dress rehearsal scene, in the hall has been filled with the person, has the lion dance, has the practice acrobatics to turn a somersault, to outside voice training, that called chaotic, inside can see many face ripe faces, should often be on the entertainer of television, but the fame is not possibly high. The powder room, several restrooms also all filled! 彩排现场,大厅里挤满了人,有舞狮的,有练习杂技翻跟头的,还有对外面吊嗓子的,那叫一个乱,里面能看到很多脸熟的面孔,应该都是常上电视的艺人,只不过名气可能没有那么高。化妆间,几个休息室也全满了！ Zhang Ye and Dong Shanshan came the time ten points. 张烨和董杉杉过来的时候都十点了。 Hu Fei and Yao Jiancai are hurried to meet them, „Little Zhang, Little Dong! Whoops you may calculate, a bit faster a bit faster, here!” 胡飞和姚建才急急忙忙过来接他们,“小张,小董！哎呦你们可算来了,快点快点,这边！” Went to an independent restroom. 去了一个单独的休息室。 This Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival, invited many Big shot big, Zhang Ye is not in popularity is possibly highest, but also absolutely is the popularity highest that group of people, by his status, the television station definitely not will throw the hall to go him and Yao Jiancai, alone has prepared the rehearsal place to them. 这次京城卫视的春晚,请了不少大腕儿大咖,张烨可能不是里面人气最高的,但也绝对是人气最高的那一批人,以他的身份,电视台这边肯定也不会把他和姚建才扔到大厅去,都单独给他们准备了排练的地方。 Hu Fei is this year's Capital City Spring Festival vice- Master Planning, therefore at the scene, his work are many, ran enough one morning, the forehead saw the perspiration, „you may be really good, the critical moment falls the chain, anything did not say that the dress rehearsal has been about to start, hurries to prepare!” 胡飞是今年京城春晚的副总策划,所以在现场,他的工作很多,已经跑了足足一个早上了,脑门都见了汗,“你们可真行,关键时刻掉链子啊,什么也不说了,彩排已经快开始了,赶紧准备！” Dong Shanshan relaxed, „hasn't started?” 董杉杉松了口气,“还没开始？” Hu Fei said: „Equipment debugging, has postponed for one hour, if you late come the quarter again, that really started, said anything also without enough time.” 胡飞说道:“设备调试,推迟了一小时,你们要是再晚来一刻钟,那就真开始了,说什么也来不及了。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „You look, come not Tathagata early skillfully.” 张烨笑道:“你看,来得早不如来得巧啊。” The Hu Fei eye braves the heavy line, „should not be air/Qi me, was right, I had said to Teacher Yao a moment ago, considered that couple of days ago temporarily invites you, time was too tight, therefore the leader just told that your today's Crosstalk can say casually, talked nonsense does not have the issue, so long as said suffices the day of Spring Festival to leave your 11 minutes on the line, most cannot over 12 minutes, the expansion of this time must look finally after having a dress rehearsal always when can decide steadily, therefore your Spring Festival that day work, after going back, in deliberated carefully also with enough time.” 胡飞眼冒黑线,“你就别气我了,对了,刚才我已经跟姚老师说过了,考虑到是前两天才临时邀请到你们的,时间太紧,所以领导刚吩咐,你们今天的相声可以随便说,瞎说都没问题,只要说够春晚那天留给你们的11分钟就行,最多不能超过12分钟,这时间的伸缩还得看最后彩排出来后的总时长才能定,所以你们春晚那天的作品,回去以后在仔细推敲也来得及。” „Such feels relieved us?” Zhang Ye intent outlet. “这么放心我们？”张烨意外道。 Hu Fei said: „You were our Beijing TV Station senior staff, what skill stage in your hasn't known? Station Leader very much felt relieved with being on site ability to your creation ability, when the time work came out, in stage verifies one time to be also same again in private, does not need to today, um, moreover is considered that today's person were too on the spot many, has the person in stage, person who comes invited, you with Teacher Yao Crosstalk are this year's Capital City Spring Festival key Program, the meaning of Station Leader must protect suitably, cannot be revealed ahead of time.” 胡飞说道:“你是咱们京城电视台的老员工了,你什么本事台里还不知道？台领导对你的创作能力和临场能力都很放心,等到时候作品出来了,台里再私下审核一次也一样,不用非得今天,嗯,而且也是考虑到今天现场人太多了,有台里的人,有请来的人,你跟姚老师的相声是今年京城春晚的重点节目,台领导的意思也是要适当保护一下,不能提前被泄露。” „Good, understood.” Zhang Ye understood. “好,明白了。”张烨听懂了。 Talked nonsense on the line? 瞎说就行？ That today was relaxed. 那今天就轻松了。 At this time, the following gate opened. 这时,后面的门开了。 „Leader Chang.” “常导。” „Leader Chang!” “常导！” A middle-aged man got one group of people to come, Zhang Ye knows, this person this year Capital City Spring Festival Chief Director Chang Xiaoliang. 一个中年男子领着一帮人呼呼啦啦的进来了,张烨知道,这人正是今年京城春晚的总导演常晓亮。 Chang Xiaoliang nods with Hu Fei first, „did Old Hu, say to Teacher Zhang Teacher Yao?” 常晓亮先跟胡飞点点头,“老胡,跟张老师姚老师说了？” „Has said.” Hu Fei said. “说过了。”胡飞道。 Chang Xiaoliang said to Zhang Ye: „Teacher Zhang, hello.” 常晓亮对张烨道:“张老师,你好。” Zhang Ye is smiling and he shakes hand, „hello, Leader Chang, has heard so much about you.” 张烨微笑着和他握握手,“你好,常导,久仰大名。” „We and you too.” Chang Xiaoliang said: „This time invited you and Teacher Yao comes, is in stage authorizes temporarily my, therefore being late of notice.” “咱们彼此彼此吧。”常晓亮道:“这次请你和姚老师来,也是台里临时批准我的,所以通知的晚了点。” „All right, I and Old Yao come are also improve on perfection.” “没事,我和老姚过来也是锦上添花的。” „You give opportune help.” “你们是雪中送炭。” „Does not dare to say.” “可不敢这么说。” Their guests said several. 两人客道了几句。 Actually Chang Xiaoliang has not talked nonsense, by Zhang Ye present popularity and status, on CCTV Spring Festival possibly hangs, this must look at the relations, must look at the examination effort wait / etc., like last year Spring Festival, almost missed including Heavenly Queen/days later Zhang Yuanqi and established Singing Zhang Xia, but Zhang Ye, if thinks that on regional station Spring Festival, apparently did not have the issue, moreover others were that type can select the person of television station casually, this time came their Beijing TV Station naturally to give opportune help, has not looked at the families other provincial level satellite TV place Spring Festival to draw some B-list, when red Celebrity flower how much money? Some Chief Director to express the sincerity took plane directly Hong Kong, visited personally please Hong Kong , Taiwan Big shot. But Zhang Ye? Had not asked including the price that a telephone others came, this gives them the Beijing TV Station face, therefore Chang Xiaoliang is also very polite to Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai. 其实常晓亮还真没瞎说,以张烨现在的人气和地位,上央视春晚可能悬,这得看关系,也得看审查力度等等,像去年春晚,连天后章远棋和老牌歌唱家张霞都差点无缘啊,但是张烨如果想上地方台春晚的话,显然是没有问题的,而且人家是那种可以随便挑电视台的主儿,这次来了他们京城电视台当然是雪中送炭了,没看人家其他省级卫视的地方春晚为了拉一些一二线的当红明星都花了多少钱吗？有的总导演为了表示诚意直接坐飞机去了香港,亲自登门请了一个港台大腕儿。可张烨呢？连价钱都没问,一个电话人家就来了,这就是给他们京城电视台面子,所以常晓亮对张烨和姚建才也都很客气。 Similarly, the Zhang Ye also urgently needed this opportunity, he suffices the qualifications of place Spring Festival actually, but does the key have the person to dare to invite him, others feared that he makes to have an accident or does not dare to invite Zhang Ye concerned about the interpersonal relationships in various aspects, that Zhang Ye popularity again high also useless, cannot get up Spring Festival of regional station, Beijing TV Station was the Zhang Ye Old Shan position, contacted time to be long, has fought, has helped, naturally trust many to Zhang Ye compared with other television stations him, was knows the whole story, this dares please he. 同样,张烨其实也急需这个机会的,他是够上地方春晚的资格,可关键是有没有人敢请他啊,人家怕他弄出事来或者碍于各方面的人际关系不敢请张烨,那张烨人气再高也没用,也上不了地方台的春晚,京城电视台是张烨的老单位了,接触时间长,相互之间打过架,也帮过忙,对张烨自然要比其他电视台对他信任许多,算是知根知底儿吧,这才敢请他来的。 Therefore , this is the win-win aspect, two sides have needed respectively. 所以说,这是双赢的局面,两方各有所需。 Behind, two vice- Chief Director stared to Dong Shanshan, in the criticism! 后面,两个副总导演已经瞪向了董杉杉,批评上了！ And a humanity: „Little Dong, what's the matter? Such big date spigot did you fall the chain? Has reached an agreement nine o'clock beginnings, did you have a look what time is it? Didn't have sense of discipline a little?” 其中一人道:“小董,你怎么回事啊？这么大的日子口你掉链子？说好了九点钟开场,你看看现在几点了？还有没有点纪律性了？” Dong Shanshan just about to speaks. 董杉杉刚要说话。 Not far away Zhang Ye actually inserted sentence, „this matter blames me.” 不远处的张烨却插了句,“这事儿怪我。” Two vice- Chief Director stare, looks to him. 两个副总导演一愣,都看向他。 Zhang Ye embarrassed [say / way]: „Shanshan that I get up to look for in the morning, asks her Spring Festival here situation, chatted the Program matter, therefore delayed a while, time forgetting , to catch up with actually, but afterward front had an accident to have a collision, catches up traffics jams, both of us then came late.” 张烨不好意思道:“我早上起来找的杉杉,问了问她春晚这边的情况,也聊了聊节目的事,所以耽误了一会儿,把时间给忘了,其实本来也赶得上,不过后来前面出事撞车了,又赶上堵车,我们俩这才来晚了。” „Chatted Program?” A humanity. “聊节目？”一人道。 Zhang Ye makes out of whole cloth, „oh, did not chat Crosstalk, afterward chatted has been inspired, both of us exchanged have exchanged Sketch Program, I thought that Shanshan can develop Sketch, always did not have Host to be a guest performer the Sketch role? Was right, I with Shanshan am the university schoolmate, in university we always chatted these, chatted endlessly.” 张烨瞎编呗,“噢,不是聊相声,后来聊得起兴了,我俩交流了交流小品节目,我觉得杉杉能演小品的,不是老有主持人客串小品角色的吗？哦对了,我跟杉杉是大学同学,大学时我们就老聊这些,一聊就没完没了。” Chang Xiaoliang said: „Will Teacher Zhang also write Sketch?” 常晓亮道:“张老师还会写小品？” Zhang Ye makes fun saying: „, Will talk foolishly.” 张烨打哈哈道:“会一点吧,就是瞎聊。” Chang Xiaoliang is very excited, „I also really very anticipate your Sketch.” 常晓亮很兴奋,“我还真挺期待你的小品的。” „Ha, Program has decided that that next year.” Zhang Ye said. “哈,节目都定了,那得明年了。”张烨道。 Chang Xiaoliang nods, „the opportunity that line, we cooperate are many.” 常晓亮点点头,“行,咱们合作的机会还多着呢。” Two vice- Chief Director have a look at Dong Shanshan, did not say anything. Zhang Ye took on the responsibility him, what can they also say? Can't go to strange Zhang Ye really? Others that is any status, Peking University Associate Professor, Media College Associate Professor, took Host of highest prize, popularity is B-list Big shot . Moreover the light said that Zhang Ye takes the television Program Director status, will not compare Chang Xiaoliang this industry in established famous party Director difference, but Zhang Ye nowadays television Program domain Viewership Ratings first Director, can with their Manager Beijing TV Station person to words, they unable to say others directly. Therefore the Dong Shanshan such big matter, such superficially had been uncovered. 两个副总导演看看董杉杉,也是不好说什么了。张烨都把责任揽他身上了,他们还能说什么？总不能真去怪张烨吧？人家那是什么身份啊,北大副教授,传媒大学副教授,拿了最高奖的主持人,人气位列二线的大腕儿,而且光说张烨作为电视节目导演的身份,也绝不会比常晓亮这个业内老牌的著名晚会导演差,张烨可是现今电视节目领域收视率第一的导演,是能直接跟他们京城电视台台长对上话的人,他们根本说不着人家。于是董杉杉这么大的事情,就被这么轻描淡写地揭过了。 Zhang Ye and Dong Shanshan right an obvious look. 张烨和董杉杉对了一个心照不宣的眼神。 Outside came the person. 外面又来人了。 „Leader Chang, countdown!” “常导,倒计时了！” „Prepared?” “都准备好了？” „Was good.” “都好了。” „Ok, after ten minutes, formally starts!” “行,十分钟后正式开始！” Then, Chang Xiaoliang brings team to rush to that side the stage hurriedly. 然后,常晓亮就带着团队急匆匆地赶往舞台那边。 Hu Fei turns head saying: „Teacher Yao, Little Zhang, your Program in front, probably seventh eighth, some while people will lead you to enter the stadium.” 胡飞回头道:“姚老师,小张,你们的节目就在前面,大概第七第八个,一会儿会有人带你们入场。” The people walked. 人都走了。 Remained Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai. 就剩了张烨和姚建才。 Zhang Ye asked that „right word?” 张烨问,“对对词儿吗？” Yao Jiancai said: „Didn't talk nonsense on the line?” 姚建才说道:“不是瞎说就行吗？” „Sweat, did we also really talk nonsense?” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Must say similar.” “汗,咱还真瞎说啊？”张烨笑道:“怎么也得说的差不多啊。” Has a look at the table, Yao Jiancai saying: „Shortly after was one's turn us to mount the stage, this also with enough time?” 看看表,姚建才道:“没多久就轮到咱俩登台了,这还来得及吗？” Zhang Ye said: „That is simple right.” 张烨道:“那就简单对对吧。” Yao Jiancai was suddenly happy, remembers a matter, „was right, did you look at this year CCTV Spring Festival Program only? Tang Dazhang led the people of his Crosstalk society to want on Spring Festival.” 姚建才忽然乐了,想起件事,“对了,你看今年央视春晚节目单了吗？唐大章带着他相声社的人都要上春晚了。” „That how?” “那怎么了？” „How? More than 60 people of Crosstalk, have you listened?” “怎么了？60多人的相声,你听过？” „Puff! Real false?” “噗！真的假的？” „Your one's own looks! They were known as that must innovate!” “你自己看啊！他们号称是要创新！” Turned the half-day news happily, Zhang Ye also the half of the day, suddenly, he has remembered his world Guo Degang famous classics Crosstalk. 翻了半天新闻,张烨也乐了半天,忽然,他想起了他那个世界郭德纲的一段著名经典相声。 Zhang Ye looks to Yao Jiancai, „they said that today has a dress rehearsal we to say casually?” 张烨看向姚建才,“他们是不是说,今天彩排咱俩可以随便说？” Yao Jiancai blinks, „said that is talks nonsense good.” 姚建才眨眼,“说是瞎说都行。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „I understood.” 张烨笑道:“那我就明白了。” „Did you have the piece?” “你有段子了？” „Had.” “有了。” „, What called?” “哦,叫什么？” „...... «I Want On Spring Festival»!” “……《我要上春晚》！”