IRAS :: Volume #9

#852: Really chaotic


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In the morning. 早上。 The weather is greatly bright, does not know that was several points. Does not know that on bed on table, there is a cell phone ting chirp to call, does not know that has made a sound many times. 天色大亮,已经不知道是几点了。不知床上还是桌子上,有手机铃声唧唧喳喳地叫,也不知道响了多少次了。 Ring, ring, ring. 铃铃铃 Ring, ring, ring. 铃铃铃 Suddenly, brought to be stranded the female voice of intent to speak ambiguously. 忽然,一个带着困意的女声含含糊糊地说话了。 Whose cell phone?” “谁手机啊?” Shanshan, Shanshan.” 杉杉,杉杉。” Your cell phone made a sound.” “你手机响了。” That side, another female voice trapped|sleepy whistling answered, is not my cell phone ting, your telephone, hurried according, shouted, I rested the little while again.” 那边,另一个女声困呼呼地回话了,“不是我的手机铃声,你的电话吧,赶紧按了,呼,我再睡会儿。” „It is not my.” “也不是我的啊。” Whose that is?” “那是谁的?” You first according.” “你先按了。” cell phone where?” 手机在哪儿呢?” They are speaking. 两人正说着话呢。 On the bed, another Voice made a sound, „? Probably is my cell phone, early in the morning on who telephones.” Zhang Ye on face has lifted Mongolia's quilt, did not mumble one patiently. 床上,又一个声音响起来了,“嗯?好像是我手机,大早上的谁打电话啊。”张烨把蒙在脸上的被子掀开了一些,不耐烦地嘟囔了一句。 Nearby Dong Shanshan shouted to shout: Hurried to close, slept!” 旁边的董杉杉嚷嚷道:“赶紧关了,睡觉呐!” Knew.” Zhang Ye returned to the sentence subconsciously. “知道了。”张烨下意识的回了句。 Then, the entire room was suddenly static! 然后,突然之间整个屋子都静了! Another side Yu Yingyi sobered all of a sudden, a very wainscot that the look leaps stunned sat from the bed, looks rests Zhang Ye in bedding scared with her and Dong Shanshan. 另一侧的俞颖怡一下子清醒了,神色错愕地腾的一挺腰板从床上坐了起来,傻眼地看着跟她和董杉杉睡在一个被窝里的张烨 Dong Shanshan this little while has also returned to taste, looks to Zhang Ye, she rubbed the eyes, then the confirmation looked at his one eyes. 董杉杉这会儿也回过味了,看向张烨,她揉了揉眼睛,然后又确认般地看了他一眼。 Zhang Ye?” 张烨?” Zhang Ye!?” 张烨!?” Zhang Ye is last responds, is shocked has a look at left Dong Shanshan, takes a look at right Yu Yingyi, he is in three people are frightened in a big way, almost quickly grasps the meaning of something from the bed falls down, said panic-stricken: Whoops did my mother, how you rest on my bed?” 张烨是最后一个反应过来的,惊呆地看看左边的董杉杉,又瞅了瞅右面的俞颖怡,他是仨人里受惊吓最大的,差点一个激灵从床上掉下去,惊恐道:“哎呦我的妈呀,你们俩怎么睡我床上了?” Yu Yingyi faints, that is I must ask!” 俞颖怡晕倒,“那是我要问的啊!” Dong Shanshan looks at Zhang Ye saying: This is my bed!” 董杉杉看着张烨说道:“这是我床!” „Don't you make me rest this room?” Zhang Ye stares to say. “你不是让我睡这屋吗?”张烨瞪眼道。 Dong Shanshan is speechless, who made you rest this room? I rest my room with Yingyi, what arrangement is you rests a room with Ma Xufei, you did not walk first, takes a bath?” 董杉杉无语,“谁让你睡这屋了啊?我跟颖怡睡我房间,安排的是你跟马旭飞睡一个屋,你不是先走了,去洗澡了吗?” Zhang Ye said righteously: Yes, took a bath I to drill the bedding to rest, which my knows that which room I and Ma Xufei are? I think this.” 张烨理直气壮道:“是啊,洗完澡我就钻被窝睡了啊,我哪儿知道我和马旭飞是哪个屋?我以为这个就是呢。” Dong Shanshan has caressed the forehead, in this bedding can't two big live people you feel? Do you drill toward in really?” 董杉杉抚了抚前额,“这被窝里俩大活人你感觉不出来?你真往里钻啊?” Zhang Ye said: But did I drill the bedding you not to remind me?” 张烨说道:“可我钻了被窝你俩不是也没提醒我吗?” Dong Shanshan said: I have drunk that many liquor with Yingyi, which my knows that afterward drilled has come in personally.” 董杉杉道:“我跟颖怡喝了那么多酒,我哪儿知道后来钻了个人进来啊。” I also drank, I do not know that in the bedding had the person.” Zhang Ye said: Dropped down I to rest!” “我也喝多了啊,我也不知道被窝里有人啊。”张烨道:“倒下我就睡了!” Yu Yingyi shamed has patted Zhang Ye angry, whoops you may be really good, I took you.” Then said to Dong Shanshan: Shanshan, don't with him smelly poor, hurries to wear the clothes!” 俞颖怡羞恼地拍了张烨一把,“哎呦你可真行,我是服了你了。”然后对董杉杉道:“杉杉,就别跟他臭贫了啊,赶紧穿衣服啊!” Their clothes are not many. 她俩衣服都不多。 Um, the Zhang Ye clothes are less. 嗯,张烨衣服更少。 A Yu Yingyi saying, Zhang Ye thought so awkward, could not bear after on them shot a look at one, the heart crazily jumps, hurries to be also discourteous do not regard, looks to the direction of tail block, but tail block there also had much not too the thing that was good to make him look, for example does not know that who threw there continually trousers silk stockings, a red purple underwear, some on the quilt, some fell on the ground, had one to be hung in the tail block, the other half of clothes is bound in the quilt of Zhang Ye under foot, felt under one, probably his toe bumped. Is. 俞颖怡这么一说,张烨才觉得尴尬,忍不住往她俩身上瞥了一眼后,心头狂跳,赶紧又非礼勿视,看向床尾的方向,可床尾那里也有不少不太好让他看的东西,比如不知谁扔在那里的一条连裤丝袜,还有一件红色一件紫色的内衣,有的就在被子上,有的掉在地上了,还有一件被吊在床尾,衣服的另一半被裹在张烨脚下的被子里,感觉了一下,好像他脚趾头碰。着的就是。 Receives the foot rapidly, Zhang Ye also sits to hurry to wear the clothes, my clothes?” 迅速收脚,张烨也坐起来想赶紧穿衣服,“我衣服呢?” Finally, Dong Shanshan gave him to press, you were drilling first, we put on first.” 结果,董杉杉给他按回去了,“你先钻着,我们先穿。” Yu Yingyi already toward body clothes, but Zhang Ye is poking in side, she is not good to stand there shining putting on, grabs a quilt to obstruct, toward body clothes. 俞颖怡已经往身上套衣服了,只不过张烨在旁边杵着,她也不好站在那里明晃晃的穿,一手抓着点被子遮着,一手往身上套衣服。 Zhang Ye sees that simply the quilt toward head ignorant, you puts on.” 张烨见状,干脆把被子往头上一蒙,“你们穿吧。” Is thinking the bedding affirmed a dark piece, his anything could not see, makes them feel relieved to put on to Dong Shanshan and a Yu Yingyi meaning. Then covers the quilt to know that inside in all directions is passing the light, Dong Shanshan sits in that side bed side, Yu Yingyi partly sits partly bends the waist in another end, but also is holding the quilt, Zhang Ye this angle anything can see, moreover probably looked fine. 本想着被窝肯定黑乎乎的一片,他就什么都看不到了,也是给董杉杉俞颖怡一个意思让她们放心穿。然后蒙上被子才知道,里面还是四处透着光的,董杉杉坐在那边的床侧,俞颖怡半坐半弯腰在另一端,还提溜着被子,张烨这角度还是什么都能看到,而且好像看得更精细了。 Closes one's eyes. 得,还是闭眼吧。 Zhang Ye this is very aware. 张烨这回挺自觉的。 Thinks that yesterday this matter really as luck would have it, Zhang Ye blurry had also made the half-day phone call with Yao Jiancai, bath that afterward took, Dong Shanshan they estimated that was also drunken, from the start had not discovered in bathroom also some people, drilled the bedding to sleep, after Zhang Ye came out, overflowed the brain, lifted the quilt to drill toward, at that time in the bedding that chummy feeling, he also thinks was the electricity mattress. 想一想,昨天这事儿还真赶巧了,张烨迷迷糊糊跟姚建才打了半天电话,后来才洗的澡,董杉杉俩人估计也是醉醺醺了,压根没发现浴室里还有人,钻了被窝就睡觉了,张烨出来后也没过脑子,掀开被子就往里钻,当时被窝里那热乎乎的感觉,他还以为是电褥子呢。 Oh, is the arrangements of destiny. 唉,都是命运的安排呀。 Near the ear, listens to two woman main texts to be exclusive. 耳边,就听俩女人正编排他呢。 Yu Yingyi: This boy, was simply rotten to the core.” 俞颖怡:“这小子,简直坏透了。” Dong Shanshan: I think him am intentionally.” 董杉杉:“我看他就是故意的。” Yu Yingyi: Snort, I look am also.” 俞颖怡:“哼,我看也是。” The Zhang Ye hear, „did two women, leave such line not?” 张烨听不下去了,“两位女士,别这样行不?” Suddenly, the sound of footsteps resounds outside intermittently, more walks is nearer, is the knock. 突然,脚步声在外面阵阵响起,越走越近,接着就是敲门声。 Thump. 咚咚咚。 Shanshan? Yingyi?” Is the Ma Xufei sound. 杉杉颖怡?”是马旭飞的声。 Wang He also spoke, awoke you?” 王鹤也说话了,“醒了吗你俩?” Yu Yingyi stares, to gate tastes: Just awoke, how?” 俞颖怡一愣,对着门口道:“刚醒,怎么了?” Wang He is away from the way: Downstairs have cell phone, should be Shanshan, had made a sound a moment ago the half of the day, I looked that several have not met call, I took to Shanshan.” 王鹤隔着门道:“楼下有个手机,应该是杉杉的,刚才响了半天了,我一看,有十几个未接来电,我给杉杉拿上来了。” Dong Shanshan said immediately: First puts outside, both of us have not worn the clothes.” 董杉杉立即道:“先放外面吧,我俩还没穿衣服呢。” Wang He said: „, That line.” 王鹤道:“呃,那行。” Another sound of footsteps went upstairs, stands in the gate tastes: Zhang Ye?” What speech is He Kui. 又一个脚步声上楼了,站在门口道:“张烨呢?”说话的是何奎 Ma Xufei said: Does not know that I had not seen him yesterday evening probably, sang I to go back to rest, in the morning side opens eyes does not have him.” 马旭飞说道:“不知道啊,昨天晚上我好像就没看见他,唱完歌我回去就睡了,早上睁眼旁边也没他。” He Kui strange [say / way]: Which did he go? Car(riage) also outside.” 何奎奇怪道:“那他去哪儿了?车还在外面呢啊。” Ma Xufei asked that Shanshan, Yingyi, you did see Zhang Ye?” 马旭飞问,“杉杉,颖怡,你俩看见张烨了吗?” The Yu Yingyi heart said that naturally saw, this goods faded slip have rested for night with our bedding, we have not seen.” 俞颖怡心说当然看见了,这货蔫吧出溜儿地跟我们俩一个被窝睡了一夜啊,“我们没看见。” Dong Shanshan said with a smile: He, it is estimated that yesterday evening one's own took taxi to go home.” 董杉杉笑道:“他啊,估计昨天晚上自己打车回家了吧。” Ma Xufei, this, ok, how are you? Shanshan don't you have the matter today? I remember that you have said to Zhang'er, Capital City Spring Festival dress rehearsal?” 马旭飞哦了一声,“这样啊,行,那你们是怎么着?杉杉你今天不是还有事吗?我记得你跟张儿说过,京城春晚彩排?” hear speech/words, Dong Shanshan one startled, whoops, now several : 00?” 闻言,董杉杉一惊,“哎呦,现在几点了?” Outside Wang He said: 9 : 30.” 外面的王鹤说:“都九点半了。” Went bad has gone bad! Was late!” Dong Shanshan could not attend to evading Zhang Ye, one from the bedding, has arrived in front of the closet to pull open quickly, entrained a skirt to wrap toward the longleg on casually. “坏了坏了!迟到了!”董杉杉也顾不上避讳张烨了,一下从被窝里下地了,快步走到衣柜前面拉开,随便拽出一件裙子就往长腿上套。 As soon as outside person listens, access road: You hurry, is busy at your proper business being important, our brother several first removed, another day will have time to gather again, in any case everybody in Capital City.” 外面的人一听,便道:“那你赶紧的吧,忙你正事要紧,我们哥几个就先撤了,改天有时间再聚,反正大家都在京城。” Walked Shanshan.” “走了啊杉杉。” Yingyi, will gather another day.” 颖怡,改天聚。” One after another, several people went downstairs. 陆陆续续,几人下楼走了。 Yu Yingyi knows that the Dong Shanshan matter is anxious, Spring Festival was a television station once a year the biggest matter, Dong Shanshan was the first time, when Spring Festival Host, delayed anything unable to delay this, therefore after she wore pants, hurried to give Dong Shanshan to take the clothes. 俞颖怡知道董杉杉事情急,春晚可是一个电视台一年一度最大的事了,董杉杉又是第一次当春晚主持人,耽误什么也不能耽误这个啊,所以她穿上一条裤子后,就赶紧给董杉杉拿衣服。 This line?” “这个行吗?” Line good!” “都行都行!” Hair you leave alone, I have helped you comb.” “头发你别管了,我帮你梳。” Thanked Yingyi.” “谢了颖怡。” Polite anything, you a bit faster, hope that can catch up.” “客气什么啊,你快点吧,希望能赶上。” Definitely could not catch up! Has a dress rehearsal nine points to start!” “肯定赶不上了!彩排九点就开始啊!” Put on the wear, what Dong Shanshan has remembered, one shortly to stuffy Zhang Ye in quilt, do not refrain from speaking, hurried, didn't you have a dress rehearsal?” 穿着穿着,董杉杉想起了什么,一眼看向了闷在被子里的张烨,“你就别闷着了啊,赶紧起啊,你不彩排啊?” Zhang Ye has to come out the dew, coughs, hurries to start to look for the clothes, finally remembered is yesterday throws in the bathroom, then hurried to change the clothes, after putting on, as soon as he came out, Dong Shanshan and Yu Yingyi also changed the clothes, three faces to a face station, Yu Yingyi were most awkward that the Zhang Ye next, Dong Shanshan again next. Because beforehand Zhang Ye also has with Dong Shanshan has been bored on a bed, although currently he had the girlfriend, but not so is awkward, but Yu Yingyi is different, two faces have lain down by the face, can not be awkward? 张烨只好把头露出来,咳嗽一声,也赶紧开始找衣服,最后想起是昨天扔在浴室了,便赶忙走进去换衣服,穿好后他一出来,董杉杉俞颖怡也都换好衣服了,仨人脸对脸一站,俞颖怡是最尴尬的那个,张烨其次,董杉杉再其次。因为以前张烨也不是没跟董杉杉在一个床上腻味过,虽说现在他有了女朋友,但还不算那么尴尬,可俞颖怡就不一样了,俩人脸挨着脸躺了一宿,能不尴尬吗? Yu Yingyi but is actually not the shyly person, embarrassed a while access road: Was good, after Zhang Ye account us, calculates again thin that you hurry!” 俞颖怡倒也不是扭捏的人,窘了一会儿便道:“行了,张烨的账咱以后再细算,你俩赶紧走吧!” Dong Shanshan takes up the package fast, line, walked!” 董杉杉快速拿起包,“行,走了!” Hurry up!” Yu Yingyi urged. “快点吧!”俞颖怡催促道。 cell phone has made a sound, is Dong Shanshan, she draws Zhang Ye to walk toward downstairs hurriedly, an edge joint has the telephone, feeds, Brother Hu.” 手机响了,是董杉杉的,她匆匆忙忙地拉着张烨往楼下走,一边接起电话,“喂,胡哥。” Some telephone that side Hu Fei pissed off said: You where?” 电话那边的胡飞有些生气道:“你在哪儿呢?” Dong Shanshan said: I have drawn near, on the road has stopped up, a front traffic accident, the car(riage) has been stopping up.” 董杉杉道:“我已经快到了,路上太堵了,前面出车祸了,车一直堵着不走。” This started, entire you.” “这都开始了啊,全等你了。” Excuse me Brother Hu, I immediately!” “不好意思啊胡哥,我马上到!” Hurry up, the leadership was anxious!” “快点吧,领导都急了!” This Dong Shanshan, always talks nonsense does not bring to blink. 董杉杉,向来是说瞎话不带眨眼的。 That side, Zhang Ye cell phone also made a sound. 那边,张烨手机也响了。 Just met, Yao Jiancai angry has pressed on Voice, Little Zhang, did your boy rest has instigated you? This how many points? How many telephones called you? How to have come?” 刚一接,姚建才恼怒就声音就压了过来,“小张,你小子睡过唆了吧你?这都几点了啊?给你打多少电话了啊?怎么还不来啊?” Zhang Ye studies Dong Shanshan saying: Traffics jams, traffics jams, I arrived immediately!” 张烨学着董杉杉道:“堵车,堵车,我马上就到了!” Yao Jiancai said: „The sound that you anything you, you go downstairs immediately I heard!” 姚建才道:“你马上什么啊你,你下楼的声我都听见了!” The Zhang Ye perspiration said: You help me drag a while, I am quick.” 张烨汗道:“你帮我拖一会儿啊,我很快。” Others all Celebrity actors arrived, your has not come, the Beijing Satellite TV leader asked a moment ago my several times, I do not know how to tell others, oh, you appear we are very like this non-specialized, moreover our conjunction hasn't , how when the time comes said?” “人家所有明星演员都到了,就你一个没来,刚才京城卫视的领导过来问我好几次了,我都不知道怎么跟人家说,嗳,你这样显得咱们很不专业呀,而且咱俩连词儿都没对过呢,到时候怎么说啊?” Is on site to display.” “临场发挥吧。” In any case you a bit faster!” “反正你快点吧!” Alright.” 得嘞。” Liquor that yesterday drank, today this car(riage) cannot start, Zhang Ye and Dong Shanshan simply took taxi, the hot sharp fire singed catches up toward the television station. 昨天喝的酒,今天这车也不能开啊,张烨董杉杉干脆打了辆车,火急火燎地往电视台赶。 Dong Shanshan takes the small mirror to make up the makeup hurriedly, said: I was harmed by you miserably.” 董杉杉拿着小镜子匆忙补妆,道:“我是被你害惨了。” „? Depended on me?” Zhang Ye dumbfounded . “啊?怎么赖我了?”张烨哭笑不得 A while I wait to be scolded.” Dong Shanshan worries: Does not do well, this time Host did not have my anything matter.” “一会儿我就等着挨骂吧。”董杉杉愁道:“弄不好啊,这次的主持人都没我什么事儿了。” Zhang Ye also knows that Dong Shanshan this crime small, she after is a rising star, is not established Host, big is such party dress rehearsal, late for enough one hour? This cannot really be justified. Zhang Ye one's own is all right, he is it does not matter, was not much on the reputation, what matter late is to? Moreover by him now in industry in status and these all kinds of all kinds of status, that side Beijing TV Station not for this matter with him how, but Dong Shanshan is different, others do not dare to say Zhang Ye, where can not dare to say her? 张烨也知道董杉杉这罪过小不了,她毕竟算是新秀,不是老牌主持人,这么大的晚会彩排,迟到足足一个多小时?这实在说不过去。张烨自己没事,他是无所谓的,本来就名声不怎么样,迟个到还算什么事啊?而且以他如今在业内的地位和那些五花八门各式各样的身份,京城电视台那边也不会为了这点事跟他怎么着,但董杉杉就不一样了,人家不敢说张烨,哪儿会不敢说她? Zhang Ye said: You leave alone, a while I have helped your circle.” 张烨就道:“你别管了,一会儿我帮你圆。” Dong Shanshan look at him, how are you round?” 董杉杉看他,“你怎么圆啊?” To said again.” Zhang Ye said. “到了再说吧。”张烨道。
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