Zhang Ye Weibo puts the topic. 张烨微薄放题。 The first topic: Thesis. 第一题:作文。 The topic is as follows: 题目如下: Young people linger in the seashore, depressed. 一位年轻人在海边徘徊,闷闷不乐。 „What matter has unable to look on the bright side of thing?” An old man asked. “有什么事想不开？”一位老者问。 The young people said that his self-conduct works to do one's best, but cannot be respected the acknowledgment. 年轻人说,他做人做事尽心尽力,但得不到承认和尊重。 „Favored.” The old men pick up grain of sand, loses conveniently, „can find it?” “看好了。”老者捡起一粒沙子,随手一丢,“能找到它吗？” The young people smile bitterly to shake the head. 年轻人苦笑摇头。 „I have a bead.” The old men pull out a gigantic pearl to think over, loses in the sand beach, „wasn't difficult to find? Turned into the pearl, nobody again neglected you.” “那我还有颗珠子。”老者掏出一颗硕大的珍珠掂量一下,丢在沙滩上,“不难找到吧？变成了珍珠,就没有人再忽视你了。” The topic is Zhang Ye hits one after another. 题是张烨一行一行打上去的。 Many netizens see here, has shown a faint smile. 很多网友看到这里,已经微微一笑。 „Was too simple!” “太简单了！” „This chapter of topic is very traditional.” “这回题目很传统呀。” „This thesis topic also good oh, this story my also first listening, seems simple, but very has the philosophy, this topic is also good as this year's high examination question, the mentality is clear, is makes the examinee carry on the reconsideration and delaying to this story, Venerable to rewrite a thesis regarding own value and society, can cuts into from the pearl and sand point, can from diligently and......” “这作文题还不错噢,这个小故事我也还是第一次听,看上去简单,但挺有哲理的,这题就算作为今年的高考题也非常不错啊,思路清晰,就是让考生对这个故事进行反思和延展,围绕着自身价值和社会尊重写一篇作文,可以从珍珠与沙子这个点上切入,也可以从努力与……” The netizens are directing the landscape analysis, the following topic came suddenly suddenly. 网友正指点江山地分析呢,后面的题目突然冷不丁来了。 Turned into pearl nobody to neglect me? Reasonable, young people ponder moment, then picked up the pearl to start running away at once! Topic request: «Where please take Among people Most basic Trust» as to paint a thesis, the theme does not limit, no less than 800 characters. 变成珍珠就没有人忽视我了？有道理啊,年轻人沉思片刻,然后捡起珍珠拔腿就跑了！题目要求:请以《人与人之间最基本的信任在哪里啊》为题写一篇作文,题材不限,不少于800字。 Sees here, all netizens were silly! 看到这里,所有网友都傻了！ „Fuck!” “我草！” „Among people...... Most basic trust?” “人与人之间……最基本的信任？” „This anything transition this!” “这什么转折啊这！” „Zhang Ye you - big - master!” “张烨你-大-爷！” „Own value and do the society of reaching an agreement approve? The sand and don't the pearl of reaching an agreement shear the principle also chaotic story? His how his mother robbed the pearl feeds! Must such not have the moral integrity! Your younger sister! Front said the half of the day gathers is requesting relations not to have with the topic!” “说好的自身价值与社会认同呐？说好的沙子与珍珠剪不断理还乱的故事呐？他怎么他妈把珍珠抢走了啊喂！要不要这么没节操啊！你妹啊！前面说了半天合着跟题目要求一点关系也没有啊！” „Zhang Ye your pit goods!” “张烨你个坑货！” „Pū! Smiles to pull out!” “噗！笑抽！” „, Also made this piece give the pit!” “靠,又让这段子手给坑了啊！” This topic, everybody stamps one's foot motherfucker immediately, has seen the extraordinary thesis topic, has not seen such extraordinary, is this language topic or the piece? 这题一出,大家登时跳脚骂娘,见过奇葩的作文题,可没见过这么奇葩的啊,这到底是语文题还是段子啊？ „I said how Zhang Ye vows solemnly to give this reward!” “我说张烨怎么信誓旦旦给出这种奖励呢啊！” „Yes, this topic has no way to answer!” “是啊,这题根本没法答！” „Who said that can't answer? I come!” “谁说答不了的？我来！” „Right, isn't among people the most basic trust? I write one!” “对,不就是人与人之间最基本的信任吗？我写一篇！” Had the netizen to break through enemy lines. 已经有网友冲锋陷阵了。 „Sets the second topic quickly!” “快出第二题！” „The second topic?” “第二题呢？” „I do not believe!” “我就不信了！” „Right, today we consumed with this goods! Irritates me!” “没错,今天咱们跟这货耗上了！气死我啦！” ...... …… Wu Family. 吴家。 In front courtyard lawn. 前院儿草坪上。 Wu Zeqing looked at Zhang Ye to hit after the topic on screen, has smiled, said: „You, no wonder some old people scolded you.” 吴则卿看了张烨打在屏幕上的题目后,也是笑了一下,道:“你啊,怪不得老有人骂你呢。” Zhang Ye hey said: „This is everybody to my affection.” 张烨嘿道:“这是大家对我的喜爱。” Old Wu: „Right?” 老吴:“是吗？” „Naturally.” On the Zhang Ye mouth was saying, in hand has not actually stopped, started under the input to write. “当然了。”张烨嘴上说着,手上却没停,已经开始输入下一题了。 ...... …… On weibo. 微博上。 In the waiting of innumerable netizen, the second topic comes in time. 在无数网友的等待中,第二题如期而至。 Math question(s): 数学题: Known jumps the square to dance the Aunt population is 50 people, the square formation is separated everyone is 1 meter, the square dance that in the sound broadcasts is 170 decibels. The young dummy lives in 7 buildings, wind speed is 3 ms. 已知跳广场舞大妈人数为50人,方阵间隔每人为1米,音响里播放的广场舞为170分贝。小明家住7楼,风速为3ms。 The netizens start to analyze the topic. 网友又开始分析题目。 „Math question(s)!” “数学题了啊！” „Asked how long Voice does pass on to want? Other?” “问声音传过去要多久？还是别的？” „Are 50 people of square formations separated one meter? Um, the decibel is quite troublesome, wind speed?” “50人方阵间隔一米？嗯,分贝比较麻烦,还有风速？” „If did not consider that resonating and energy loss, this exercise key does not open difficultly.” “如果不考虑共振和能量损失,这题解开不难。” „I started to calculate, is relaxed, looked at the topic to ask anything.” “我已经开始计算了,非常轻松呀,就看题目问什么了。” Result next second, topic final inquired. 结果下一秒钟,题目的最后提问出来了。 Question: Small clear(ly) to jumping the square danced Aunt to sprinkle the excrement successful probability. 问:小明向跳广场舞大妈们泼粪成功的概率。 ?? 啊？？ The netizens faint a piece! 网友晕倒一片！ „Sprinkles the excrement? How to sprinkle the excrement?” “泼粪？怎么是泼粪啊？” „I sprinkle your younger sister Zhang Ye!” “我泼你妹啊张烨！” „Voice dissemination of reaching an agreement?” “说好的声音传播呢？” „Makes me calm down a bit, I am a little dizzy!” “让我静一静,我有点晕！” „Gathers his mother is being the probability topic feeds together?” “合着这他妈是一道概率题啊喂？” „Surnamed Zhang, how you do not press the repertoire to play a card you!” “姓张的,你丫怎么不按套路出牌啊你！” „This writes me to try, I do not believe in evil doctrines! The weight unknown, initial effort of excrement with beginning Speed unknown, Aunt in topic is a region, but the excrement in the process of whereabouts is also a gradation area, we first establish the coordinate axis, small clear(ly) in the z axis, Aunt in the xy axis...... Calculates the parabola again......” “这题我试试,我就不信邪了！粪便的重量未知,初始力度与初速度均未知,题里的大妈是一个区域,而粪便在下落的过程中也是一个渐变的面积,咱们首先建立坐标轴,小明在z轴,大妈们在xy轴……再计算一下抛物线……” „In building fucking awesome!” “楼上牛-逼！” „Buddy, by you!” “哥们儿,靠你了啊！” „keep it up, I favor you.” “加油,我看好你哦。” Had the expert of science subjects to puff and blow to calculate! 有理科的牛人去吭哧吭哧计算了！ At this time, the third problem that Zhang Ye gave also comes out. 就在这时候,张烨给出的第三道题也出来了。 Topic: The spring is junction - the good season of matching. Beijing time vernal equinox date 6 : 00 pm, police officer Little Li gained ground 38 degrees to see North Star, then led to crash in one underground to sell - obscene - nest - point, excuse me, this was in a room visited prostitute - guest the first what kind of words that was most likely to shout. 题目:春天是交-配的好季节。京城时间春分日下午六点,干警小李抬头38度看见了北极星,然后带队冲进了一个地下卖-淫-窝-点,请问,这是房间里的嫖-客最有可能喊出的第一句怎样的话。 a: Volume drop kidney a:额滴个肾啊 b: Throws Thunder Loumou b:丢雷楼谋 c: Nong Xiangzu scatters c:侬想组撒 d: Seat eight d:席八 The netizen heart had innumerably damn dashes! 网友心头已有无数草泥马飞奔而过！ „This anything topic! This anything topic!” “这什么题啊！这都什么题啊！” „How your mother also has seat eight!” “怎么你妈还有席八啊！” „Ghost knows that will shout any words!” “鬼知道会喊出什么话啊！” „Opening that this who solves!” “这谁解的开啊！” Immediately, Zhang Ye last topic also arrived. 随即,张烨的最后一题也到了。 The fourth topic: A rated power is 6. 0 are multiplied by the 104 w BMW passenger vehicle to go on the horizontal road, stops in the distance old Grandma 5 meters place brake. Known old Grandma 50 kilograms in weight. 第四题:一辆额定功率为6。0乘以104w的宝马轿车在水平公路上行驶,在距离老奶奶5米的地方刹车停下。已知老奶奶体重50公斤。 Had a top three experience, the netizens this studied intelligently, nobody said that also nobody analyzed the topic ahead of time, because got up three times to work as, everybody waited for Zhang Ye to ask the first final issue. 有了前三次的经验,网友们这回都学聪明了,没有人接话,也没有人提前分析题目了,因为已经上过三次当了啊,大家都先等着张烨把最后的问题问出来。 Inquired. 提问来了。 Question: 问: 1: Sought the old Grandma falling to the ground power. 1:求老奶奶的倒地功率。 2: How much money old does Grandma want? 2:老奶奶要多少钱？ Netizens: „......( &\; ............ %¥¥##!!!” 网友:“……（&\;…………%¥¥##！！！” „Falling to the ground power?” “倒地功率？” „Falls to the ground also his mother to have the power?” “倒地还他妈有功率啊？” „How much money wants? I know that old Grandma wants how much money!” “要多少钱？我知道老奶奶要多少钱啊！” This flash, many netizens and examinees suddenly thought that one's own was too naive, from the beginning sees Zhang Ye to put down this reward, they are very encouraged, but also is thinking can have the opportunity to scold this goods face to face, but thinks now that who Zhang Ye is, Zhang Ye multi- wicked, the thief, past all experiences told them, always only then Zhang Ye hits others' face, but also nobody has hit his face, has a look at these topics, has a look, from the beginning this goods had not planned that makes them win, this any firsts leg of an eight-legged essay this! 这一刹那,很多网友们和考生们突然觉得自己太天真了,一开始看到张烨放下这种奖励,他们还很振奋,还想着能有机会当面骂这货了,可是现在想一想,张烨是什么人啊,张烨多缺德啊,多贼啊,以往的所有经验都告诉了他们,从来只有张烨打别人的脸,还没有人打过他的脸呢,看看这些题吧,看看吧,从一开始这货就没打算让他们赢啊,这一个个都什么破题啊这！ „Air/Qi cries!” “气哭！” „Was too shameless!” “太无耻了！” „These topic basic non-solutions!” “这些题根本无解啊！” „I said how he dares to put that boast!” “我就说他怎么敢放那种大话呢！” „Zhang Ye you come out!” “张烨你出来！” Everybody does not do. 大家都不干了。 Zhang Ye Weibo spoke: „Four problems left, can some people answer? I can relax a request slightly, so long as four problems some people can respond three, goes through a strategic pass, can attain the reward, in other words, wants how much money except for old Grandma the issues, responds other topics on the line.” 张烨微薄说话:“四道题都出完了,有人能答上来吗？我可以稍微放宽一点要求,四道题只要有人能答对三道,就算过关,就能拿到奖励,也就是说,除了老奶奶要多少钱的问题,答对其他题就行。” The netizens scolded. 网友骂上了。 „Talked nonsense, can write besides the thesis topic, other topics who could answer!” “扯淡,除了作文题还能写一写,其他题谁答得上来啊！” „This first leg of an eight-legged essay does not have the answer!” “这破题根本没答案！” „I looked that is you on the spot makes out of whole cloth!” “我看就是你现场瞎编的！” „Right, definitely is this male servant makes out of whole cloth makes randomly, his one's own cannot answer!” “没错,肯定是这厮瞎编乱造的,他自己都答不出来！” „Affirmative, but also seat eight? Also volume drop kidney? This issue has any relations with front! You have the skill you to give us a right key! Have not boasted!” “肯定的啊,还席八？还额滴个肾啊？这问题跟前面有什么关系啊！你有本事你给我们个正确答案！你还别吹牛！” „Right, this topic non-solution, is the Zhang Ye intentionally pit our!” “对,这题无解,就是张烨故意坑咱们的！” „Zhang Ye your too wicked you, college entrance examination time on the pit our examinee, the college entrance examination just ended now, do you come the pit we?” “张烨你太缺德了你,高考的时候就坑了我们考生一茬儿,现在高考刚完,你又来坑我们？” „Overthrows this goods!” “打倒这货！” „This first leg of an eight-legged essay also you can think!” “这破题也就你想得出来！” „Do not consider as finished, any Zhang Ye classroom, is Zhang Ye teases us to play, the topic does not have the answer from the start, do not plow the air!” “都别算了,什么张烨课堂啊,是张烨逗咱们玩呢,题目压根就是没答案的,都别白费力气了！” Nobody has been calculating, everybody all came Weibo to scold Zhang Ye. 没人在计算了,大家全来了微薄在骂张烨。 Zhang Ye waited for half-day also nobody to give him the answer, therefore the typing said: „Who said that I am tease everybody to play? Since I set the topic, naturally has the answer, did nobody try again?” 张烨等了半天也没人给他答案,于是打字道:“谁说我是逗大家玩的啊？我既然出了题,当然就是有答案的,没人再试试了？” Netizen dumbfounded . 网友哭笑不得。 „Fart!” “放屁！” „Has any answer you!” “有什么答案啊你！” „He He!” “呵呵！” „Teacher Zhang is the dead duck is obstinate argumentative!” “张老师是死鸭子嘴硬呀！” „Do you give us the answer actually?” “那您给我们答案啊倒是？” „I have not believed really!” “我还真不信！” The liveliness that here plays, many celebrities also surrounded. 这边玩的热闹,好多名人也来围观了。 Yao Jiancai Weibo: „Sweat, which this is the high examination question, this clearly is the comedy piece!” 姚建才微薄:“汗,这哪儿是高考题啊,这分明是搞笑段子啊！” Female Singer Weibo: „Do these topics have the answer really? Blows?” 一个女歌手微薄:“这些题真有答案？吹呢吧？” Everyone thinks otherwise, thinks that piece Zhang Ye is using the topic to speak the joke. 谁都不以为然,都以为段子手张烨是在用题目讲笑话。 Finally one minute, Zhang Ye unexpectedly really answering to happen! 结果就过了一分钟,张烨居然真的把答案发上来了！ For example the third topic: „It seems like under the incredible semblance, is actually together the special good geography topic of camouflage, why? First, visits prostitute - guest shouted in the flurry the first few words that generally are his native dialect, therefore this problem, so long as discovers his geographical position, then this sells - obscene - nest - where is a position at? We know that the elevation angle of North Star is the local latitude, then the elevation angle just that topic said is 38 degrees, therefore the latitude of this place is latitude 338 N, then has a look at the option, b throws Thunder Loumou, looks is Guangdong, Guangdong is the north latitude 20 degrees, removes directly, c Nong Xiangzu scatters, probably is Shanghai nearby place, Shanghai is latitude about 31 N, obviously is also wrong!” 比如第三题:“看似荒诞的外表下面,其实是一道伪装的特别好的地理题,为什么呢？首先呢,嫖-客在慌乱之中喊出的第一句话一般是他的家乡话,因此这道题只要找出他的地理位置,那么这个卖-淫-窝-点的位置到底在哪呢？我们知道北极星的仰角就是当地的纬度,那么仰角刚刚那个题目里说了是38度,所以该地的纬度是北纬338度,那么看看选项,b丢雷楼谋,一看就是广东省,广东属于北纬20来度,直接就排除掉,c侬想组撒,大概是上海附近的地方,上海是北纬31度左右,显然也是错误的！” Looks at Zhang Ye the answer, netizens has been shocked! 看着张烨噼里啪啦的答案,网友们已经惊呆了！ „Fuck!” “我草！” „Shit!” “我靠！” Zhang Ye was still saying: „Issue between a and d, volume drop kidney, where words is this? This is the Shaanxi dialect, but ‚seat eight’ obviously are the club language, the issue toward - fresh with Shaanxi these two places is latitude about 38 N, is unable to judge from the latitude, then this is not easy to do, what to do, longitude! Pays attention to examine the topic to see not to have, in topic has the confession, Beijing time 6 : 00 pm , is the vernal equinox on this day, therefore this point happen to catches up in time that Beijing descends the mountain, toward - fresh in the Beijing east side, 6 o'clock days were black, but Shaanxi in the Beijing west, 6 Sun has not descended the mountain, police officer Little Li he gains ground to see North Star, showed that definitely is not white Heavens/Days, therefore sells - obscene - nest - removes in the possibility of Shaanxi, therefore the right key we choose d: Seat eight. By the way, in topic ‚police officer Little Li’ is actually a smoke shell, some people possibly from the beginning overseas option rejecting, actually in toward - fresh - in person surnamed Li also many!” 张烨还在说:“问题就是在a和d之间,额滴个肾啊,这是哪里话？这是陕西方言,而‘席八’显然是棒子语,问题是朝-鲜和陕西这俩地方都是北纬38度左右,无法从纬度判断,那么这个不好办了,怎么办呢,还有经度啊！注意审题看到没有,题目里有交代,京城时间下午六点,又是春分这一天,所以这个点呢正好赶在京城下山的时间,朝-鲜在京城的东面,6点钟天已经黑了,而陕西在京城的西面,6点太阳还没下山,干警小李他抬头可以看见北极星,证明肯定不是白天啊,因此卖-淫-窝-点在陕西的可能性排除,于是正确答案我们选d:席八。顺便说一下,题目中的这个‘干警小李’其实是个烟雾弹,有人可能一开始就会把国外的选项给剔除掉了,其实在朝-鲜-人里面姓李的也不少！” The answer makes known! 答案揭晓！ A netizens deathly stillness! 网友们一片死寂！ Yao Jiancai shocked! 姚建才震惊了！ That female Singer shocked! 那女歌手震惊了！ The examinee netizens were shocked! 考生网友们震惊了！ „...... Zhang Ye, you won! You won really!!” “……张烨,你赢了！你真的赢了！！”