After the breakfast. 早饭后。 „Old Wu, I was full.” “老吴,我饱了。” „What kind of that eats?” “吃的怎么样？” „Was too delicious, is not the buddy holds you, the craftsmanship that you prepare food was really certainly, I have seen from infancy to maturity chef, you were best, has not eaten has been so delicious, made a millet gruel that did to make me drink 2-3 bowls, drank again, my belly quick brace has exploded, now could not have the thing.” “太好吃了,不是哥们儿捧你啊,你做饭的手艺真是绝了,我从小到大见过的厨子,你是做的最好的,没吃过这么好吃的,弄个小米粥都让我喝了两三碗,再喝下去,我肚子都快撑爆了,现在已经装不下东西了。” „Likes eating on the line.” “爱吃就行。” „That must.” “那必须的。” „You, big sister brushed the bowl at will.” “你随意吧,大姐刷碗了。” „Oh, do you have the notebook?” “嗳,你有笔记本吗？” „Computer? Has, in building, in my bedroom drawer.” “电脑？有啊,在楼上,我卧室抽屉里。” „Alright, I use.” “得嘞,那我用用。” „With, your one's own goes upstairs to take.” “用吧,你自己上楼拿。” Zhang Ye also has nothing politely, went upstairs to directly soar the Old Wu boudoir to find the computer, was taking going downstairs, saw that villa front courtyard had a rocking chair also to have together cool place, by place that Old Wu planted flowers, looks at the probably good appearance, he went to the institute, first half lay down in the rocking chair, put toward the leg on the notebook comfortably, starting, the surfer, has while convenient put one Music hear. 张烨也没什么可客气的,上楼直奔老吴的闺房找到了电脑,拿着下了楼,见到别墅前院儿有张摇椅还有一块阴凉地儿,挨着老吴种花的地方,看着好像不错的样子,他就去了院里,在摇椅上半躺下来,舒舒服服地把笔记本往腿上一放,开机,上网,顺带放了一首音乐听。 Old Wu brushes the bowl, Zhang Ye visits her to brush, the atmosphere is very harmonious. Sometimes the male and female friend is this, that many Heaven-shaking, Earth-shattering have not shrieked and howled wildly, even if they do various matters everyone not to speak respectively, so long as is staying together can see the opposite party to be stronger than anything, can be very happy. 老吴刷碗,张烨看着她刷,气氛很和谐。有时候男女朋友就是这样,没那么多惊天动地鬼哭狼嚎,俩人即便各干各的事情谁也不说话,只要在一块呆着能看见着对方就比什么都强,也可以很愉快。 Today what Old Wu puts on is a very agile short sleeve white shirt, does not have any pattern design, is very simple, the pants are coffee slacks, the shirt fill in the pants are gripped by the waistband, is very capable, worked is not in the way, brushes the bowl, a water drop has not been splashing to the clothes on, looked person who frequently works. 老吴今天穿的是一身很利落的短袖白衬衫,没什么花纹图案,很简单,裤子是一条咖啡色的休闲裤,衬衫塞在裤子里面被腰带扎着,很干练,干起活来也并不碍事,刷着碗,水一滴都没有溅到衣服上,一看就是经常干活的人。 Has a look at the buttocks. 看看臀。 Looks at the leg. 瞄瞄腿。 Takes a look at the chest. 瞅瞅胸。 Is the graceful bearing is really remarkable, pleasant. 真的是风姿卓越,赏心悦目。 Especially Old Wu that chest, others look like possibly is a chest - unit, but in the Zhang Ye eye is not, what he sees is the world, is the universe, is the stars sea. 尤其老吴那胸,别人看来可能就是个胸-部,但在张烨眼中不是,他看到的是世界、是宇宙、是星辰大海。 Um, you said in a big way! 嗯,你就说多大吧！ Has appreciated for quite a while, the Zhang Ye mood is better and better, is thinking such a beautiful not side the big chest beautiful woman unexpectedly has become the one's own girlfriend, his whole body each cell seems passing a happiness, how wants to be how beautiful, how sees enjoyably. So-called mood decision behavior, the person a cheerful, many matter did not call the matter, Music of Zhang Ye on along with computer was groaning song, landed Weibo. 欣赏了半天,张烨的心情是越来越好,想着这么一个美得没边儿了的大胸美女竟然成了自己的女朋友,他全身上下每一个细胞似乎都透着个高兴,怎么想怎么美,怎么看怎么舒心。所谓心情决定行为,人一乐呵,很多事儿就都不叫事儿了,张烨随着电脑上的音乐哼哼着小曲儿,把微薄登陆了。 Writes down conveniently: Good news! Good news! The Zhang Ye classroom, starts! 顺手写下:好消息！好消息！张烨课堂,开始啦！ Original Zhang Ye was the decision evaded for these days lies low until something blows over, ten days did not plan to come out for half a month, but cannot support this male servant mood to be good today, therefore jumped. 本来张烨是决定这几天避一避风头,十天半个月不打算出来了,但今天架不住这厮心情好啊,于是又蹦出来了。 He comes, Weibo lives it up immediately. 他一现身,微薄顿时热闹。 „Surnamed Zhang came!” “姓张的来了！” „Do you also dare to come out?” “你还敢出来？” „Holds wild Zhang Ye one!” “抓住野生张烨一只！” „Scolded him!” “骂他！” „Everybody gangs up to surround and beats up this male servant quickly! Zhang Ye must set the topic!” “大家快来围殴这厮！张烨又要出题了！” „Is the Zhang Ye classroom? Previous how many elementary school Math question(s) made that I almost spit blood, what topic is this time? What does the key have to reward?” “又是张烨课堂？上次那几道小学数学题就弄得我差点吐血啊,这次是什么题目啊？关键是有什么奖励啊？” „Rewarded to lower me not to participate!” “奖励低了我可不参与！” „I must have a look at your this to return but actually to set any extraordinary topic!” “我倒要看看你这回还能出什么奇葩题！” Many netizens surrounded, inside has this year's examinee, has Zhang Ye fans, the spectator netizen, forced up weibo popularity all of a sudden. 不少网友都来围观了,里面有今年的考生,有张烨的粉丝,还有旁观的网友,一下子将微博人气顶了上去。 Zhang Ye saw similarly, then with a smile typed saying: „The old rule, I set several problems, completely responds has the prize, considering this college entrance examination test question language the difficulty of document and Mathematics volume, everybody is very big to my opinion, therefore I decided that enhances the reward, not only complete responding can obtain outside my own handwriting Calligraphy work, but can also face-to-face point at the nose to scold me a half hour, rewards does not suppose the upper limit population, first come , first served, participates quickly!” 张烨见差不多了,便笑着打字道:“还是老规矩,我出几道题,全部答对的有奖,鉴于这次高考试题语文卷和数学卷的难度,大家都对我意见很大呀,所以我决定把奖励提高,全部答对者不但能得到我的亲笔书法作品外,还可以面对面指着鼻子骂我半个小时,奖励不设上限人数,先到先得,快来参与哇！” Such remarks, the netizens were excited! 此言一出,网友们都激动了！ „Real false?” “真的假的啊？” „Do you determine Teacher Zhang?” “你确定啊张老师？” „Hahahaha! I must participate!” “哈哈哈哈！我必须参加！” „Can face-to-face scold you really? Good!” “真能面对面骂你啊？太好啦！” „Is counted me! Everybody answers together!” “算上我！大家一起答题！” „Comes, the person many Strength were big, wins has been able to scold Zhang Ye face to face!” “都来啊,人多力量大,赢了可以当面骂张烨呀！” „Come, you leave!” “来吧,你出吧！” „Zhang Ye underestimated us! After previous time elementary school Math question(s), I have found out the repertoire that Zhang Ye has set the topic, this time comes again, I affirmed that responds versatilely!” “张烨太小看我们了啊！上次的小学数学题之后,我已经摸清了张烨出题的套路了,这次再来,我肯定全能答对！” „On everybody, opportunity must not be lost loses no longer comes!” “大家上啊,机不可失失不再来！” „I and other this day waited very for a long time oh!” “我等这一天等很久了噢！” „In above, all netizens testified sureproof, avoid after Zhang Ye lost, played the brazen!” “白纸黑字在上面呢,所有网友都作证,省得张烨输了以后耍赖皮！” „Hey, the screenshot kept evidence, this time must make Zhang Ye eat chapter of shrivelled!” “嘿嘿嘿,已经截图留证据了,这次必须让张烨吃一回瘪！” Passes on 20 to pass on hundred, in an instant came countless people, especially this year the Beijing examinees, hate to clench jaws to Zhang Ye, looks at this and other good matters, all put down matter on hand to kill, was one by one high-spirited, calls one by one! 一传20传百,转眼间又来了无数人,尤其今年京城的考生们,一个个都对张烨恨得咬牙切齿呢,一看有这等好事儿,全都放下手头的事情杀过来了,一个比一个兴致高昂,一个比一个嗷嗷叫！ Looks at the inspired netizens, Zhang Ye is also he he smiles, „this time did not set the elementary school topic, this time topic range was the high examination question, did not divide the discipline.” 看着振奋的网友们,张烨也是呵呵一笑,“这次不出小学题目了,这次的题目范围是高考题,不分学科。” „Come!” “来啊！” „Is casual you!” “随便你！” „My anything topic can answer!” “我什么题都能答！” „Leaves quickly, I could not wait!” “快出,我已经等不及啦！” „High examination question did not fear that we help the examinee, moreover we are not good, the university student, the university student is not good, we have the master's degree student postgraduate candidate, everybody unites to overthrow Zhang Ye!” “高考题也不怕,我们一帮考生在呢,而且我们不行,还有大学生,大学生不行,我们还有硕士生博士生,大家团结起来打倒张烨！” Many netizens gather on weibo, stared the big eye to wait to answer. 不少网友聚集在微博上,都瞪大眼睛等着答题了。 At this time, Wu Zeqing washed dish, walked from the villa, „accessed the net to chat?” 这时,吴则卿洗好了碗,从别墅里走出来,“上网聊天呢？” Zhang Ye gains ground to say with a smile: „Is engaging in the activity, answer has the prize.” 张烨抬头笑道:“正做活动呢,答题有奖。” „I have a look.” Old Wu arrives. “我看看。”老吴走到。 The Zhang Ye buttocks moved moving toward the one side immediately, „do we sit the same place?” 张烨屁股登时往一旁挪了挪,“咱俩坐一块？” The chair is actually not big, can the rocking chair wide? 椅子其实不大,摇椅能有多宽啊？ Old Wu looked down, has not rejected, sat down by him directly. 老吴低头看了一下,也没拒绝,直接就挨着他坐下了。 Immediately Zhang Ye felt buttocks meat of one group of fat has pushed on the one's own left thigh, is away from plentifully the pants can also feel Old Wu with exquisite, making him have the small claw to grasp is the same. 顿时张烨就感觉到了一团肉呼呼的臀肉挤在了自己左侧的大腿上,隔着裤子也能感受到老吴的丰满和细腻,让他心里有小爪子在抓一样。 Old Wu looked at his Weibo, „do you also really keep thinking to make time to make the netizen scold you face to face?” 老吴已经看完了他的微薄,“你还真惦记约时间让网友当面骂你？” Zhang Ye said: „How possible.” 张烨道:“怎么可能。” „Did you say?” Old Wu said with a smile. “那你放话出去？”老吴笑道。 Zhang Ye one happy, „premise is the topic that they can respond I to set.” 张烨一乐,“前提得是他们能答对我出的题目啊。” Old Wu by the rocking chair, is interested very much, „I have a look at you to prepare any topic.” 老吴靠在摇椅上,很感兴趣,“我也看看你准备出什么题。” On weibo many people urged. 微博上已经不少人催促了。 „Hurry up!” “快点啊！” „Person?” “人呐？” „Did Teacher Zhang run away in fear?” “张老师是不是吓跑了？” „Hurries to set the topic, anxious, you may reach an agreement have all responded can scold you face to face, we testified, you ran also useless.” “赶紧出题呀,急死啦,你可说好了全答对就能当面骂你呢啊,我们都作证呢,你跑了也没有用。” „Teacher Zhang, this time you lose decide!” “张老师,这次你输定啦！” The people are very stimulated. 众人都很亢奋。 The next quarter, Zhang Ye Weibo moved, saw only him on his Earth several very interesting topics to send he has looked at one after another. 下一刻,张烨的微薄就动了,只见他一行一行地将他看过的他那个地球上几道很有意思的题目发了出来。