The competition starts. 竞赛开始。 Everybody opens eats, while Hee Hee Ha Ha competed, the topic did not have, the male Teacher group and female Teacher group started the rushing ahead thing. 大家一边开吃,一边嘻嘻哈哈地较上了劲,题目还没出,男老师组和女老师组已经开始抢上东西了。 „Do not snatch!” “别抢呀！” „This is our!” “这是我们的哈哈！” „Puts down my chicken wing!” “放下我的鸡翅！” „Sweat, this was I just roasted, became your?” “汗,这是我刚烤的啊,怎么成你的了？” „Cannot snatch them, Teacher Zhang helps quickly!” “抢不过他们啊,张老师快来帮忙！” „Woman first cannot understand!” “女士优先懂不懂！” „, The sea scallop delicious sea scallop is delicious!” “哇,扇贝好吃扇贝好吃！” End, the people have stood two groups, one group of people in front of depending on the north prill, one group of people in another side, two side team boundaries are distinct, no one shows weakness, although is game, is the link of relaxation, but which side suppresses winning another side, everybody also very much has the team spirit as well as the sense of honor, except for Zhang Ye, Zhang Ye this male servant competes a interest to this type not. 末了,众人站成了两拨,一拨人在靠北边的烤架前面,一拨人在另一边,两方队伍界限分明,谁也不示弱,虽然是个游戏,也是个放松的环节,不过哪一方都憋着把另一方给赢下来呢,大家也都很有团队意识以及荣誉感嗯,除了张烨,张烨这厮对这种竞赛一点兴致也没有。 Zhang Ye everyone no matter, from attending to eating, he in ten thousand flowering shrubs gives one's own location, only then, lost has drunk for the people of female Teacher group, other have not related with him. 张烨谁也不管,自顾吃,万花丛中的他给自己的定位只有一个,输了就替女老师组的人喝酒,其他跟他没关系。 „Come!” “来吧！” „Do not snatch, ratio.” “别抢了,比吧。” „Which one side sets the topic first?” “哪一边先出题啊？” „Madame.” “女士吧。” „Good.” “好。” „We left first.” “那我们先出了啊。” „Old rule, chooses three referee first, is decided the victory and loss by referee.” “老规矩,先选三个裁判吧,由裁判决定输赢。” Finally, three Teacher volunteer, when referee, everybody has not elected, has decided directly them, inside person is Li Rui of language group, one is male Teacher of foreign language institute, one is once is the professors of Tsinghua university now basically already has retired about 60 -year-old Teacher. 最后,有三个老师自告奋勇当裁判,大家也没选,直接就定了他们仨,里面一个人是语文组的李蕊,一个是外国语学院的男老师,一个是曾经是清华大学的教授现在基本已经退休了的60岁左右的老师。 referee takes place. 裁判就位。 Female Teacher whispered, set the first topic, „the first round topic, we compare to sing to meet the dragon, everyone sang one, the next person wanted the beforehand person lyrics last character to be the first character meets to sing.” This was the old project, must select each time, was the domain that female Teacher excelled. 女老师们交头接耳了一番,出了第一题,“第一轮的题,咱们比唱歌接龙,每人唱一句,下一个人要以前一个人歌词最后一个字为首字接唱。”这是老项目了,每次都必点的,也是女老师们擅长的领域。 The male Teacher morale does not lose. 男老师们士气不输。 „Good!” “好！” „Coming!” “来着！” Sang to meet the dragon to start. 唱歌接龙开始。 What female Teacher group first singing is Su Na, „when bright moonlight has......” is the Zhang Ye song, general that she sang, but in has not run away well. 女老师组第一个唱的是苏娜,“明月几时有……”是张烨的歌,她唱的一般,但是好在没有跑掉。 Historical Teacher of male Teacher that side youth advances one step, „has rain suddenly under my heart......” 男老师那边一个青年的历史老师走前一步,“有一场雨忽然下在我心中……” Female Teacher group has a smiling face the Hee Hee expression Teacher to meet to sing, „where middle I divide should not toward go clearly......” 女老师组一个挂着笑嘻嘻表情的老师接唱,“中间的我分不清楚该往哪里去……” Person, well-matched. 一人一句,旗鼓相当。 Until the scene is in the superheating stage, victory and defeat has divided in the accident, the person of female Teacher group sang lyrics, the ending of lyrics fell on „kiln” in character, the lyrics that this character began were too few, next male Teacher that met to sing stares the half of the day not to join. 直到场面进入白热化阶段,胜负才在意外中分了出来,女老师组的一个人唱了一句歌词,歌词的结尾落在了“窑”字上,这个字开头的歌词实在太少了,下一个接唱的男老师愣了半天也没接上。 Over five seconds. 超过五秒钟了。 Three referee announced that the female Teacher group wins. 三个裁判宣布,女老师组获胜。 Female Teacher win, they by way celebration of applauding! 女老师们先下一城,她们以击掌的方式庆祝！ „Won!” “赢了！” „Hee Hee, was too easy!” “嘻嘻,太容易了！” „Chu Teacher rendered meritorious service.” “楚老师立功了。” „Drinks!” “喝酒喝酒！” „Wish the gambling to concede!” “愿赌服输喽！” Has not met that male Teacher that sang, then received one bottle of beer distressfully, thump thump has drunk up, drank very much uses energy, looked person who usually did not drink. Drinks up, his liquor vigor has also come up some, said: „Next round we set the topic, our topics were, compared with imitation.” He such quickly said topic, obviously, female Teacher discussed before topic time, male Teacher also pondered over. 没接唱上来的那个男老师,则是愁眉苦脸地接过来一瓶啤酒,咕咚咕咚喝掉了,喝得很费劲,一看平时就不怎么喝酒的主儿。喝完,他酒劲儿也上来了些许,道:“下一轮该我们出题了啊,我们的题目是,比模仿。”他这么快就说出了题目,显然,之前女老师们商量题目的时候,男老师们这边也都琢磨好了。 Female Teacher asked that „what imitates?” 一女老师问,“模仿什么？” That male Teacher said: „Imitation movement expression, a person makes the movement, another side person imitation, then exchanges, which finally cannot imitate at the same time, loses.” 那男老师道:“模仿动作表情,一个人做动作,另一边的人模仿,然后对换,最后哪一边模仿不出来,就算输。” „This fresh.” “这个新鲜啊。” „Before this, has not played.” “这以前还真没玩过。” „Good, does not have the issue.” “好啊,没问题。” „Accepts your challenges, coming!” “接受你们的挑战,来着！” Female Teacher are mostly confident. 女老师们大都信心十足。 The first movement, already prepared good male Teacher to walk with a laugh, bends down in the place, has made a movement of single-handed push-up crook of the elbow knee brace place, this movement Zhang Ye estimate cannot come, this is the support of Strength and related muscle, the average people are impossible to achieve. 第一个动作,一个早就准备好的男老师笑呵呵地走出来,俯身在地,做了一个单手俯卧撑手臂弯曲撑地的动作,这动作就算张烨估计都来不了,这是力量和相关肌肉的一个支撑,一般人都不可能做到。 Finally, female Teacher also has the capable person, seems thin Xiaoxiao young female Teacher walks the appearance center silently, first supports with two, presses the lower part of the body to try, end has pulled out fast the left hand, studied the male Teacher posture the left hand back behind, is achieving the movement of single-handed push-up also to insist one second unexpectedly, because Strength was not good, has done for one second, that person has not persisted in time being long, but has completed. 结果,女老师这边也有能人,一个看上去瘦瘦小小的年轻女老师默默走到场中央,先用两手撑地,压下身试了试,末了将左手快速抽回来,学着男老师的姿势将左手背在身后,竟然真的做到了单手俯卧撑的动作并且坚持了一秒钟,不过因为力量不行,也就是做了一秒钟,并没有那人坚持时间长,但还是完成了。 Male Teacher exclaim in surprise again and again. 男老师们惊叹连连。 „My perspiration!” “我汗！” „Is this good?” “这都行？” „Which Teacher is this?” “这是哪位老师？” „I know her, is not university Teacher, is a Chinese teaching group vice- team leader of key high school, young time, she practices has probably danced anything, the physical condition is very good.” “我认识她,不是大学老师,是一个重点高中的语文教学组副组长,十几岁的时候,她好像练过舞蹈什么的,身体条件很好。” „Was too fierce!” “太猛了啊！” „This acts I not to be good!” “这动作我都不行啊！” Female Teacher also claps the hands and shouts praise! 女老师这边也是拍手叫好！ „Storehouse Teacher was too cool!” “库老师太酷了！” „Storehouse Teacher, fierce!” “库老师,厉害！” „Ha Ha!” “哈哈！” Then, this does not know that after was the surname storehouse or calls Teacher of storehouse set out, to leave the next movement, a big fork has divided, „who came?” 然后,这个也不知是姓库还是叫库的老师起身后就出了下一个动作,一个大叉就劈了下去,“谁来？” Does splits the movement is also the relative convention, but that is to body flexible extremely good female comrades(s), regarding a male comrade, even if is very pliable but hard to break healthy, did splits is also too difficult. 劈叉动作还算是相对常规的,不过那是对身体柔韧性极好的女同志而言的,对于一个男同志来说,即便身体柔韧很好,劈叉也太难了。 However, in male Teacher also many capable people. 然而,男老师里也不乏能人。 „I try.” Male Teacher of thin entered the stage, he has adjusted for quite a while, slowly has pressed the fork, but arrived actually could not get down finally, he turned head to say fiercely: „Comes two people to help my, presses to me, I should not have the issue.” “我试试。”一个瘦巴巴的男老师出场了,他调整了半天,慢慢将叉压了下去,不过到最后却是怎么也下不去了,他龇牙咧嘴地回头道:“来两个人帮我一下,给我压一压,我应该没问题。” Some two helped. 有俩人上来帮忙了。 Pressure! 压！ Recompression! 再压！ Finally also really got down! 结果还真下去了！ In the male Teacher team a piece cheered! 男老师队伍里一片喝彩！ „Attractive!” “漂亮！” „Hu Teacher went all out!” “胡老师拼命了啊！” „Does well!” “干得好！” „I heard that Little Hu has practiced the Tae Kwon Do amateur, it seems like real.” “我听说小胡业余练过跆拳道,看来是真的啊。” „The Little Hu ligament is very long!” “小胡韧带挺长啊！” That male Teacher sets out under others' supporting by the arm, the foot a little shook, these made him also hurt unbearably, almost wanted his short remaining life. 那男老师在别人的搀扶下起身,脚都有点晃悠了,这一下让他也疼得够呛,差点要了他的老命。 Then, the victory and defeat appears on next presence male Teacher, this Teacher movement, that side female Teacher has fainted place, saw only this person to open mouth to put out the tongue, upward, upward, upward, unexpectedly slowly licked his one's own Bizitou again. 然后,胜负出现在下一个出场的男老师身上,这老师的动作一出,女老师那边就晕倒了一地,只见这人张开嘴吐出了舌头,往上,往上,再往上,竟然慢慢舔到了他自己的鼻子头。 „crap!” “我了个去！” „Is this also good?” “这也行啊？” „This was too fierce!” “这太厉害了啊！” „......” “……” „Ended!” “完了！” Female Teacher were speechless, attempted innumerably in countless people from now on is unsuccessful, let alone licked the one's own Bizitou, was region many people in person does not lick. 女老师们无语极了,在无数人尝试了无数次后均是未果,别说舔到自己鼻子头了,就是人中的区域好多人都舔不到啊。 referee announced with a smile that the second round male Teacher group wins. 裁判笑着宣布,第二轮男老师组获胜。 Su Na beckons saying: „Teacher Zhang, do not eat, drinks quickly.” 苏娜招手道:“张老师,别吃了,快来喝酒。” Zhang Ye then puts down the razor clam in hand to husk, turns head to have a look, „lost?” 张烨这才放下手里的蛏子壳儿,回头看看,“输了啊？” Female Teacher said: „Lost, counted on you.” 一女老师道:“输了,指望你了。” Zhang Ye walked to take up one bottle of beer, has fermented several, thump thump the one breath has drunk up, because drinks too quickly, this male servant also a little sways, has the function of spirit, there is an function of ice, the beer was too cool! 张烨哦了一声走过来拿起一瓶啤酒,酝酿了几下,咕咚咕咚一口气喝完了,因为喝得太快,这厮也有点摇晃,有酒精的作用,也有冰的作用,啤酒太凉了！ The competion is conducted intensely. 比拼激烈进行。 Third, female Teacher group victory. 第三场,女老师组胜。 Fourth, male Teacher group victory. 第四场,男老师组胜。 Until sixth compares, both sides as before are the ties, 3 : 3. 直到第六场比完,双方依旧是平局,三比三。 Zhang Ye has also drunk three bottles of iced beers, his alcohol capacity itself almost meaning, at this time a little quickly could not drink, rising stomach. 张烨也已经喝了三瓶冰镇啤酒了,他酒量本身就差点意思,这时候也是有点快喝不了了,涨肚啊。 Other people actually played happily, always enjoyed, joke again and again. 其他人却是都玩高兴了,乐此不疲,笑语连连。 „Isn't Teacher Zhang good?” “张老师不行了啊？” „Ha Ha, Little Zhang drank motionless, we made persistent efforts.” “哈哈,小张喝不动了,咱们再接再厉啊。” „Otherwise the seventh game decides victory and defeat.” “要不然第七局定胜负吧。” „Agreement, seventh decided the victory and loss!” “同意,第七场定输赢了！” „That topic who leaves?” “那题目谁出？” „The seventh topic, fair in order, referee leaves.” “第七场的题,公平起见,裁判出吧。” „Good.” “好。” „Ok!” “可以！” „Success or failure hinges on this one action!” “成败在此一举了啊！” The people adopt unanimously, last fights out. 众人一致通过,最后一场决胜负。 Three referee started to exchange, whispered good long while, finally, the topic left, Li Rui of language group proceeded one step, said with a smile: „Last topic, we discussed that decided that makes everybody compare...... On the mountain that the poems and songs, the topic, it is said we now before is occupied by a husband and wife, but also spread a charming story, we should also a scenery, the topic range define that in ‚husband and wife’ on, any poetry theme, writes a poetry, whose neatness, whose elegance, whose ideal condition is good, then which side wins.” 三个裁判开始交流了起来,嘀嘀咕咕了好半天,终于,题目出好了,语文组的李蕊往前一步,笑着说道:“最后一场的题目,我们讨论了一下,决定让大家比一比……诗词歌赋,题目嘛,据说咱们现在所在的这座山上以前就住着一对夫妻,还传出了一段佳话,那咱们也应个景,题目范围就限定在‘夫妻’上,什么诗词题材都可以,写一首诗词,谁的工整,谁的考究,谁的意境好,那么哪一方获胜。” Poetry? 诗词？ The people are very accidental. 众人都十分意外。 Li Rui in referee is the member of language proposition group, was not Teacher of language group has liked thunder reverberating in one's ears to the Zhang Ye poetry level including other, Li Rui must know that this was the domain that Zhang Ye excelled, Zhang Ye most started that became famous is depends on, words that such looked like, Li Rui and referee Group this was some deviation female Teacher teams, wants to make them win the surface greatly? It is not but right, several people know that Li Rui poem to the Zhang Ye does not catch cold specially, before Zhang Ye with the Literature circle travelled together challenge the time, Li Rui also and many colleagues satirized together online has taunted Zhang Ye, moreover Teacher of Li Rui and several language groups such as Liao complete and Ma Qi and the others set the topic this time at the college entrance examination, has made in secret also remarks many times to Zhang Ye, thought that his Literature level was deified, although the Zhang Ye level affirmative was very high, may they as if actually not think that Zhang Ye can high to a that standard that everybody thought that Thought that he could not have arrived at that boundary, in the Literature circle Pyramid peak, is such several being a rear survival Master, many people and that several Literature everybody place on a par with Zhang Ye, they did not think that Zhang Ye suffices this qualifications. 裁判里的李蕊就是语文命题组的成员,连其他不是语文组的老师们都是对张烨的诗词水平如雷贯耳了,李蕊不可能不知道这是张烨擅长的领域,张烨最开始出名就是靠的这个啊,这么看来的话,李蕊和裁判组这是有些偏向女老师的队伍,想让她们赢面大一点？可是不对啊,有几个人就知道,李蕊对张烨的诗并不是特别感冒,以前张烨跟文学圈同行打架的时候,李蕊也和好多同行一起在网上讽刺挖苦过张烨呢,而且李蕊和几个语文组的老师诸如廖齐和马奇等人在高考出题这段时间,私底下也对张烨评头论足过很多次,觉得他的文学水平是被人神化了,虽然张烨的水平肯定是很高的,可他们似乎却不认为张烨能高到大家以为的那个水准,觉得他还到不了那个境界,在文学圈金字塔顶端的,就是那么几位硕果仅存的大师,很多人拿张烨和那几位文学大家相提并论,他们可不觉得张烨够这个资格。 What meaning does that this set the topic is? 那这出题是什么意思？ Suddenly, Liao Qizhan comes out, „this I come!” 忽然,廖齐站出来,“这场我来吧！” Everybody looks is suddenly enlighted, understood 78, no wonder Li Rui must leave the poems and songs the topic, originally some language group people refuse to accept Zhang Ye, wants face-to-face to try him taking this opportunity, touches with Zhang Ye, this was already prepared . Moreover the topic that they set was also quite subtle, everyone knows Zhang Ye in the poetry domain that in the satirical poem and beheading poem wait / etc. cursed at people related the level was very high, they have not pulled rank, does not dare meets the tough head-on with toughness in this aspect and Zhang Ye, therefore has chosen one „husband and wife” topic, before this poetry topic was, in the Zhang Ye work has almost not shown. Crosses, they are want to limit the display of Zhang Ye, wins him. 大家一看就恍然大悟,明白了78分,怪不得李蕊偏偏要出诗词歌赋的题目呢,原来语文组有人不服张烨,想借着这次机会面对面试一试他,跟张烨碰一碰,这是早就准备好了的,而且他们出的题也比较微妙,谁都知道张烨在讽刺诗和断头诗等等有关骂人的诗词领域上水平很高,他们也没托大,不敢在这方面和张烨硬碰硬,于是选了一个“夫妻”的题目,这种诗词题目是以前张烨的作品里几乎没有展现。过的,他们是想要限制张烨的发挥,赢下他。