IRAS :: Volume #8

#702: The entertainment competition of teachers?


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In the morning. 上午。 11 points. 11点。 On the mountain the cloud is densely covered, several thick clouds fluttered leisurely, have blocked from the hot sun of top of the head, in addition summit tree shade Cong Cong, the cool wind was proliferating the mountains and plains, was very comfortable. 山上云彩密布,几块厚厚的云朵慢悠悠地飘,遮住了头顶的烈日,加之山顶树荫丛丛,凉爽的风遍布着山野,很舒服。 At this time, the summit is Teacher. 此时,山顶全是老师 „Did Dr. Chen come?” “陈博士来了?” Yo, prepared?” “哟,都准备好了?” Bacon? Where did Bacon put?” “培根呢?培根放哪里了?” In the box second small drawer, the careful point takes, inside is the ice piece.” “在箱子第二个小抽屉里,小心点拿,里面都是冰块。” Carbon in!” “把碳点上吧!” Waits, the person has not arrived in full.” “等一等,人还都没到齐呢。” Ha Ha, my belly was top-notch.” “哈哈,我肚子都呱呱叫了。” Comes male Teacher to help us move the stove.” “来个男老师帮我们搬一下炉子。” Come!” “来喽!” The oven, the food, all took the stations. 烤箱,食材,全都各就各位了。 Zhang Ye with the two young Teacher coming up summits of Mathematics group, looks at this scene together, by that active atmosphere leading mood well, is looking at the food of that place, as if these days exhausted already cleared off, waits to make chewing motions greatly quickly. 张烨是跟着数学组的两个年轻老师一起上来山顶的,一看这个场面,也被那活跃的气氛给带动得心情好了起来,望着那一地的食材,仿佛这几天的疲惫已然一扫而光了,就等着大快朵颐一番。 Su Na of distant place is drinking the soft drink, chatted with several female Teacher. 远处的苏娜在喝汽水,和身边几个女老师聊天。 Other male Teacher opened case of iced beer, opened to drink. The beforehand day stipulation affirmation drop liquor cannot moisten, but now on it does not matter. 其他很多男老师已经开了一箱冰镇啤酒,开喝上了。之前的日子规定肯定滴酒不能沾,但现在就无所谓了。 Professor Zhang, here.” 张教授,这里。” In here.” “在这边。” Many people of Mathematics group sit in a Liangtingli, saw that Zhang Ye and several colleagues arrived, greeted them to come. 数学组的不少人都在一个凉亭里坐着,见到张烨和几个同事到了,就纷纷招呼他们过来。 A humanity: Teacher Zhang, heard that the Beijing examinees are removing your stage?” 一人道:“张老师,听说京城考生都在拆你的台?” Female Mathematics Teacher covers the mouth to say with a smile: I also listened to manage that side person to say high, it is said the sound was very big, the examinees made very ominously.” 一女数学老师掩嘴笑道:“我也听高招办那边的人说了,据说动静还挺大的,考生们闹得很凶。” Zhang Ye one hear is depressed: Hi, not to mention, you said that whom I incur to annoy who! The buddies this must offend a large quantities of person, I attempt anything!” 张烨一听就郁闷道:“嗨,别提了,你说我招谁惹谁了啊!哥们儿这回又得得罪一大批人,我图什么啊!” Outside the alcove had Teacher of principle synthesis group to hear, side asked: Managed the examination paper of synthesis trading is very difficult, the topic of your Mathematics group also left was very difficult?” 亭子外有个理综组的老师听见了,侧头问道:“理综这次换的卷子就挺难了,你们数学组的题也出的很难?” Mathematics Teacher loses says with a smile: Far more than is very difficult, turned head you to look knew, these topics that especially Teacher Zhang set, cheated one by one!” 数学老师失笑道:“何止是很难啊,回头你们看了就知道了,尤其张老师出的那些题目,一个比一个坑人!” That person: „......” 那人:“……” Crossed for about ten minutes, Teacher that the last wave has not come has also climbed mountains, inside also has Pan Dean of Mathematics group, but leader team leader in of language group had not actually seen that it is estimated that has the matter not to come. Immediately, summit smoke and fire winds around, in the charcoal fire, kiln, roughly counted the number everywhere, oven probably 67, enough presented this big dozens Teacher roasted the thing, the raw material also had everything expected to find, eats for day to suppose that could not finish eating. 过了大约十分钟,最后一波没来的老师也上山了,里面也有数学组的潘院长,不过语文组的负责人于组长却并没有看到,估计是有事没来。顿时,山顶烟火缭绕,到处都在点炭火,烧炉子,约莫数了数,烤箱大概有67个,足够在场这大几十位老师们烤东西的了,原材料也应有尽有,吃一天估摸都吃不完。 Was almost uneven!” “差不多齐了!” Opens roasts!” “开烤吧!” Comes to come!” “来着来着!” First roasts the sea scallop, weather is hot, this easy bad!” “先烤扇贝吧,天儿热,这个容易坏!” Prawn also helps me roast, thanks.” “大虾也帮我烤一点,谢谢。” Several male Teacher volunteered to start before the stove to be busy at work, the food just on the shelf shortly, with Larz fat sound, the fragrance fluttered place. 几个男老师自告奋勇开始在炉子前忙活起来了,食材刚上架子没多久,伴随着兹拉兹拉的油脂声,香味就飘了一地。 This during, Tsinghua middle-aged male Teacher said suddenly loudly: Comrades, have struggled these many days, the work has successfully been completed, now started our anything not to need to consider, relaxed well, I proposed that we were the old rules!” 这个当口,清华的一个中年男老师忽然大声道:“同志们啊,奋斗了这么多天,工作算是圆满完成了,现在开始咱们什么都不用考虑了,好好放松放松吧,我提议,咱们还是老规矩吧!” Female Teacher said with a smile: „Becoming!” 一女老师笑道:“成!” Another slightly fat female Teacher also said: Agreement!” 另一稍胖的女老师也道:“同意!” Teacher of language group: Seconds the motion!” 语文组的一个老师:“附议!” writing Zongzu Teacher: Ha Ha, does not have the issue!” 文综组的老师:“哈哈,没问题!” Inside many people were the patrons of Beijing college entrance examination proposition group, some Teacher even continuously participated in the proposition group 78 years, besides this year's new new faces, for example Zhang Ye and Su Na and other young Teacher, other people are not strange to old rule that” that Tsinghua Teacher says. Do not look on the scene is the authoritative sources of educational circle, which person extirpates to come in the school to stare staring students to send chu, but they do not have the outside person to think actually that stodgily, drank also has spat, busy must also relax. 里面很多人都是京城高考命题组的常客了,有些老师甚至连续参加命题组78年有余,除了一些今年新加入的生面孔,比如张烨苏娜等年轻老师外,其他人都对那清华老师所说的“老规矩”并不陌生。别看在场都是教育界的权威人士,摘出哪一个人来在学校里瞪一瞪眼睛学生们都得发憷,但其实他们并没有外界人想得那么死板,喝多了也吐,忙累了也得放松。 Zhang Ye is not quite clear, asks nearby Pan Yang, Pan Dean, what old rule?” 张烨却不太清楚,问旁边的潘杨,“潘院长,什么老规矩啊?” Pan Yang he he smiles, said: Everybody light eats meal does not have any meaning, which year I also forgot to start, set the test question each time Celebration Banquet, everybody will do the activity, for example the performance, sang, wrote, was divided into several groups Teacher, which group lost has been made to drink as a forfeit or punished other.” 潘杨呵呵一笑,说道:“大家光吃饭也没什么意思,我也忘了哪一年开始了,每次出完试题的庆功宴,大家就会搞一搞活动,比如表演啊,唱歌啊,写字啊,把老师们分成几拨,哪一拨输了就罚酒或者罚别的。” Zhang Ye one, this.” 张烨一哦,“这样啊。” Middle-aged Mathematics Teacher talked about with interest: Every year this link is interesting.” 一中年数学老师乐道:“每年这个环节都有意思着呢。” Zhang Ye is actually not interested, this male servant has been staring at the oven, was awfully hungry. 张烨却不太感兴趣,这厮一直盯着烤箱,饿坏了。 The people start to discuss that talked at once. 众人开始商议,七嘴八舌。 How this year to transfer?” “今年怎么分拨啊?” Several years ago was liberal arts Teacher one team, science subjects Teacher one team, but the competition suspense was too small, Teacher of science subjects was very deficient in the Literature and Art activity, every year was our liberal arts Teacher leads the field.” “前几年都是文科老师一队,理科老师一队的,不过竞赛悬念太小了啊,理科的老师文艺活动上很匮乏啊,每年都是我们文科老师们独占鳌头。” Hey, our science subjects does Teacher also win excessively good?” “嘿,我们理科老师也赢过好不好?” Ha Ha, such 1-2 times, Old Zhou do you also record?” “哈哈,就那么一两次,老周你还记着呢?” That has also won! Moreover you conduct the liberal arts work can writing Shanwu be able to write to draw, wins our gang to do the math Teacher to be honored?” “那也是赢过啊!而且你们搞文科工作的很多都是能文善舞能写能画,赢我们一帮搞数理化的老师还光彩呀?” Said properly, that this year how?” “说正经的吧,那今年怎么着啊?” Does not press writing coherence minute of words, can't divide according to the school? Tsinghua Peking University person Master is big, that team were also too many, is not good to operate.” “不按文理分的话,总不能按照学校分吧?清华北大大师大,那队伍也太多了,不好操作啊。” Otherwise presses the men and women.” “要不然按男女吧。” Right! This proposition is good!” “对啊!这个提议好!” I look also good!” “我看也行!” Groups according to the men and women, compares interestingly also!” “按男女分组,比起来也有意思!” What did that lose has punished?” “那输了罚什么?” Is made to drink as a forfeit, these many beer.” “罚酒吧,这么多啤酒呢。” Good! Decided?” “好!定了?” Such decided!” “就这么定了!” Come, who feared who!” “来吧,谁怕谁啊!” In present this pass/test the condition in Dashanli not being able to exit, the enthusiasm that everybody entertains usually was also higher than did not have the several fold, no matter the young Teacher veteran comrades very much coordinated, quick, audiences Teacher adopted unanimously this grouping proposal, everybody immediately start station camp, side was male Teacher, side is female Teacher. However finally looked that female Teacher here population has been short obviously, is two-thirds of male Teacher team. 在如今这种关在大山里出不去的状态下,大家自娱自乐的热情也比平时高了无数倍,甭管年轻老师还是老同志都很配合,很快,众老师们一致通过了这个分组提案,大家顿时开始站阵营了,一边是男老师,一边是女老师。不过最后一看,女老师这边的人数明显少了一些,也就是男老师队伍的2。 Has female Teacher not to comply, is not good, our people were too much less.” 有女老师不答应了,“不行啊,我们人少太多了。” Su Na also smiles Hee Hee saying: Yes, our female compatriot could not drink too much liquor, the person were few, is unfair.” 苏娜也笑嘻嘻道:“是啊,我们女同胞又都喝不了太多酒,人还少,太不公平了。” Liao Qidao of language group: What to do did you say?” 语文组的廖齐道:“那你们说怎么办?” Middle-aged female Teacher proposed: You share with our Teacher, at least can drink for us.” 一中年女老师提议道:“那你们匀给我们个老师吧,起码能替我们喝酒的啊。” Male Teacher discussed that also does not have any opinion, in any case is also the entertainment, said: Ok, you select person, can only a person.” 老师们一商量,也都没什么意见,反正也是娱乐嘛,就道:“行,那你们挑人吧,只能一个人啊。” Female Teacher see that immediately whispers. 老师们见状,立即交头接耳起来。 Male Teacher have also straightened up the wainscot, that side hope female Teacher elects their, in ten thousand flowering shrubs green, has popularity one to manifest, even if lost has helped female Teacher drink liquor that nothing. 很多男老师们也都挺直了腰板,还是希望女老师那边选他们的,万花丛中一点绿,也是有人气的一个体现,就算输了帮女老师们喝点酒那也没什么。 Female Teacher are directing to them. 老师们对着他们指指点点。 Chu is Teacher what kind of?” “楚老师怎么样?” Also good.” “还行吧。” Wu Teacher?” “吴老师呢?” Also good.” “也不错。” Oh, whom chooses.” “哎呀,到底选谁啊。” Must look to be able to drink.” “得找个能喝酒的。” Or looks to be able to help us win, ha.” “或者找个能帮咱们赢的,哈。” Zhang Ye participates in the enthusiasm that they move is almost zero, this male servant has been separated from the large unit, one's own has arrived in front of an oven, looked at the sea scallop to roast, began opens has eaten, often also whistling blew was being burnt the finger. The flavor, is almost the garlic end! 张烨参与他们活动的积极性几乎为零,这厮已经脱离了大部队,自己走到一个烤炉前面,看扇贝烤好了,上手就开吃了,不时还呼呼吹着被烫了的手指头。味道可以啊,就是差点蒜末! Suddenly, lead a female professor of People's University has stood, we decided.” 突然,一个带头的人民大学的女教授站了出来,“我们决定了。” Liao complete asked: Whom asks to go to your team?” 廖齐问道:“找谁去你们队伍?” Male Teacher pay attention, raises up the ear. 老师们都关注过来,竖起耳朵。 That female professor has smiled, please Teacher Zhang Ye.” 那女教授笑了一下,“请一下张烨老师吧。” Hearing is the one's own name, Zhang Ye of that side Chia Tai stuttering meat stunned turned head to look at the past, „?” 听到是自己的名字,那边正大口吃肉的张烨一脸错愕地回头看过去,“啊?” Liao complete eyebrow jumped jumping, „did you determine?” 廖齐眉毛跳了跳,“你们确定?” The female professor said with a smile: Determination.” 女教授笑道:“确定。” Pan Yang greeted: Professor Zhang, do not eat first, your duty is arduous.” 潘杨招呼道:“张教授,先别吃了,你任务艰巨啊。” Su Na also beckons to call him, Teacher Zhang, comes quickly.” 苏娜也招手叫他,“张老师,快来吧。” Female Teacher said: He He, has Zhang Ye, at least will not lose in Literature domain us . Moreover the male Teacher group that side plays a dirty trick to do any Math question(s) or guesses the brain extreme turn, our also ten tenths odds of success, as for remaining, if compared with singing to dance anything, that was the strong point of our female Teacher, no one feared!” In female Teacher, is almost primarily English Teacher, historical Teacher, political Teacher and geography Teacher. 一女老师道:“呵呵,有张烨在,至少在文学领域这一块咱们是不会输的,而且就算男老师组那边使坏搞什么数学题或者猜脑筋急转弯,咱们也有十成胜算啊,至于剩下如果要比唱歌跳舞什么的,那就是咱们女老师的强项了,谁也不怕!”女老师里,几乎还是以英语老师、历史老师、政治老师、地理老师为主。 A doctor said: Teacher Zhang, looked your, was your alcohol capacity good?” 一女博士道:“张老师,看你的了,你酒量还行吧?” Zhang Ye is resigned-looking, I am one cup but actually, I poured you to shoulder me to descend the mountain.” 张烨一脸无奈,“我是一杯就倒啊,我倒了你们得扛我下山。” Su Na uncovers the bottom saying: Resulted in you, which time looked that you drank little have not drunk, two bottles of beer can always drink? Teacher Zhang, our one group of female compatriots, do not fall the chain.” 苏娜揭底道:“得了吧你,哪次看你喝酒都没少喝过,两瓶啤酒总是能喝的吧?张老师,我们一堆女同胞呢,你可别掉链子。” Enters in the female crowd, many female Teacher all chatted with Zhang Ye. 一进女人堆里,好多女老师就全和张烨聊上了。 Little Zhang, I am Sun Fang of normal university.” 小张,我是师大的孙芳。” Oh, Sister Sun.” “嗳,孙姐。” Asked your matter.” “求你个事儿啊。” „Did you say?” “您说?” Can help me want Zhang Yuanqi and Fan Wenli signature? My child especially likes them, you now are not their leadership.” “能不能帮我要个章远棋范文丽的签名啊?我孩子特别喜欢她们俩,你现在不是他们的领导么。” Sweat, my anything leader, is program Chief Director, when makes program they listen my, under stage not, but does not have the issue, I give you to want, we change a telephone, turns head I to find the person to bring to you.” “汗,我什么领导啊,就是节目总导演,在做节目的时候她们听我的,台下就不是了,不过没问题,我给你要,咱俩换个电话,回头我找人给你拿过来。” Teacher Zhang, I also want.” 张老师,我也要。” Right, gives me to take one.” “对,也给我要一个。” I do not want others, Professor Zhang, you sign ten your signatures to me first, after waiting, you have become A-list Star, I am good the shop to sell your signature.” “我也不要别人的,张教授,你先给我签十个你的签名吧,等以后你成了一线明星,我好开网店卖你的签名。” Saw that Zhang Ye is so popular, male Teacher are also not very accidental. In their this crowd of Teacher, most famous naturally is Zhang Ye, incessantly is the academic on fame, even if no famous Mathematician(s) reputation, B-list Star that Zhang Ye also now Domestic wields great power with great arrogance, these female Teacher are possibly many person unable to call their some male Teacher names, but knows certainly Zhang Ye, had several to question except for the language group in Zhang Ye or looked at outside Teacher in he not pleasing to the eyes Chinese, other majority of Teacher to the Zhang Ye what prejudice, the nature, cannot be adopted unanimously the candidate by all female Teacher, on was he. 看到张烨这么受欢迎,男老师们也都不是很意外。在他们这群老师里,最有名的当然是张烨,不止是学术上的名气,就算没有著名数学家的名头,张烨也是当今国内炙手可热的二线明星啊,那些女老师们可能很多人都叫不出他们一些男老师的名字,但一定都认识张烨,除了语文组里有几个曾经质疑过张烨或看他不顺眼的中文方面的老师外,其他大部分老师张烨还是没有什么偏见的,自然,能让所有女老师都一致通过的人选,也就是他了。
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