The bystandersare innumerable.
围观者无数。„Topic?”
“题呢?”„Teacher Zhangis quick!”
“张老师快出!”„Is waiting!”
“都等着呐!”„Zhang YeCalligraphyImustdecide!”
“张烨的书法我要定了!”„Ha Ha, yousaidus, ifhas responded, tens of thousandspeople of tens of thousandsCalligraphyprizes, Teacher Zhangwrote about the 30 th birthday unable to finishall of a sudden!”
“哈哈,你们说咱们要是都答对了,一下子好几万人好几万份书法奖品,张老师写到30岁生日也写不完啊!”„Hey, canfinally a pitZhang Yechapter!”
“嘿嘿嘿,总算能坑张烨一回了!”„Yes, beforewashispitothers, nowFeng Shuitransfersin turn, is one's turnhimfinally, the wisdom of collectivewas infinite, everybodyunited, killedTeacher Zhang!”
“是啊,以前都是他坑别人,现在风水轮流转,总算是轮到他了,集体的智慧是无穷的,大家团结起来,干掉张老师!”„Grip.”
“握爪。”„Everybodyforms an alliance!”
“大家结盟!”„Right, a personcannot dohim, thattogethercopes withTeacher Zhang, Teacher Zhanghassuperhuman, may unable to support the wisdomcrystallization of these manypeople, moreoverhealsosaidis the arithmetictopic of elementary schoolsecond gradethird grade, thistimemustresult inmakesZhang Yetake a look atourfierce!”
“对,一个人干不过他,那就一起对付张老师,张老师是有三头六臂,可也架不住这么多人的智慧结晶啊,况且他也说了是小学二年级三年级的算术题目,这次必须得让张烨瞧瞧咱们的厉害!”„Agreement!”
“同意!”„Seconds the motion.”
“附议。”„Everybodypreparestake action!”
“大家准备出手!”„ThistimealsohasPeking UniversityMathematicsisTeacherparticipates in the answer, Hahahaha, thatis the Zhang Yecolleague, MathematicsTeacher of nationalhighestschool, Zhang Yedefinitelyhas not thought that alsohas the colleagueto join in the fun, otherwisehedefinitelydoes not dareto enlarge the words, come, wewrite the answerwithPeking UniversityMathematicsTeacher! The answeris in any case public, in the rule that Zhang Yesaidhad not said that can'tcopyothersansweris?”
“这次还有北大数学系老师参加答题呐,哈哈哈哈,那可是张烨的同事,全国最高学府的数学老师,张烨肯定没想到还有同事过来凑热闹,否则他肯定不敢放大话,来,咱们都跟着北大数学老师写答案!反正答案都是公开的,张烨说的规则里也没有说不能抄别人答案是不是?”„Right, the Peking Universitystudentsled a cheer, theseuniversity studentsmayallbestudiedin the tyrantstudy the tyrant, Idid not believethese manypeople unable to untieseveralelementary schoolarithmeticproblems!”
“对,还有北大学生们助阵呢,这些大学生可全是学霸中的学霸,我就不信这么多人解不开几道小学算术题!”Allpeopleare confident, in addition are also Zhang Ye, has done the windto do the rainonweibo, toojoking, thereforeeverybodyalsoallsuppressesis looking at the Zhang Yepleasure, ifcanmakeZhang Ye that invinciblehas not always suffered a lossadmit defeat, the peopledefinitelylove, Zhang Yehardcore fansdid not mind that seesthisresult, fans of thisgoodsis even happier than otherpeople, evenalsowantsto callto step oncompared withotherpeopleshoutsZhang Ye. Such a scene, letsmanypersondumbfounded , the heartsaid that Teacher Zhangthisyourmothermanyhiringdo not treatsees!
所有人都信心十足,加之也是张烨以前一直都在微博上搞风搞雨,太逗比了,所以大家也全憋着看张烨的乐子呢,如果能让从来都战无不胜没有吃过亏的张烨吃瘪,众人肯定是喜闻乐见,就连张烨的铁杆粉丝们也不介意看到这个结果,这货的粉丝甚至比其他人还开心,甚至比其他人还要嗷嗷叫地过来踩呼张烨。这么一个场面,也是让不少人哭笑不得,心说张老师这得你妈多不招人待见呀!HoweverZhang Ye is very calm, is very cheerful, entertainmentCelebrity that heunderstandsshouldactuallylike this, fans and common peoplesteps onshoutsyou, actuallydoes not mean that theydo not likeyou, for examplepresentthis, insteadis the common peoplelikesZhang Yeperformance.
然而张烨却很淡定,也很乐呵,他理解的娱乐明星其实就应该这样,粉丝们和老百姓们踩呼你,其实并不意味着他们不喜欢你,比如现在这一幕,反而是老百姓喜爱张烨的一个表现。Set the topic!
出题了!Under the gazes of tens of thousandseyes, firstwrote!
在几万双眼睛的注视下,第一题来了!
The Zhang Yelecture roomfirsttopic: Little Zhangisshoe storeboss, pair of shoesstock with goods20Yuan, sells for30Yuan. The guestshave given50Yuan, butLittle Zhangdoes not have the pocket money, thereforetradesfive10Yuanwiththat50Yuanto the neighbor, retrieves20Yuanto give the guest. Afterward the neighbordiscovered that 50Yuanarecounterfeit paper money, Little Zhanghave tocompensate the neighbor50Yuan. Asked how muchmoneyLittle Zhanghas altogether owed?张烨讲堂第一题:小张是鞋店老板,一双鞋进货20元,卖30元。客人给了50元,可小张没零钱,所以拿那50元向邻居换五张10元的,找回20元给客人。后来邻居发现50元是假钞,小张不得不赔邻居50元。问小张共亏了多少钱?„Onthistopic?”
“就这题?”„Looksverysimply!”
“看着很简单嘛!”„Ha Ha, thistopicis very normal.”
“哈哈,这题很正常呀。”Manypeoplelookedhave sent the commentary, wrotedrawing the half of the day, obtained the answer, moreoverallthought that the one's ownanswerwas very correct, howeverpublished after the one's ownanswer , the peoplestunneddiscoveredthattheyhelped the answer of personnot be unexpectedly different!
好多人一看就发了评论,写写画画了半天,也都得出了答案,而且全都觉得自己的答案很正确,然而将自己的答案发表上去以后众人才错愕地发现,他们一帮人的答案竟然都不一样!Hasto answer20.
有答20的。Hasto answer30.
有答30的。Hasto answer50.
有答50的。
The peoplealmosthit.
众人差点打起来。„Obviouslyis20!”
“明明是20啊!”„Obviouslyis50, can youcalculate?”
“明明是50,你们会不会算啊?”„Absolutelyis30, is not the wordsIhit the wall!”
“绝对是30,不是的话我撞墙!”„Is60!”
“是60!”
The threshold of thisfirsttopichas blockedmost people, after peopleat this time , after knowing, discovery that thinks, whichthisyourmotheriswhatnormalissue, inthisdefinitelyalsohas the trap, otherwise is everybodyanswerall sorts of strange and unusual?
这第一题的门槛就已经拦住了绝大多数人,众人这时才后知后觉的发现,这你妈哪儿是什么正常问题啊,这里面肯定也有陷阱,不然大家怎么答案都千奇百怪?But, whatmakingthembe shockedis the followingtopic!
可是,让他们惊呆的是后面的题目!
After looking at the followingseveralproblems, the peopleknewthat this firsttopicnormallyresulted inreallycannot the normalelementary schoolarithmeticwrite!
看了下面的几道题后,众人才晓得,这第一题真的只是正常得不能再正常的小学算术题了!
......
……Secondwrote.
第二题来了。1to100digitwas divided intofourgroups:
1到100个数字被分为四组:1 st, 3, 7and8\;
1、3、7、8\;10\;
10\;5 th, 9\;
5、9\;2 nd, 4and6.
2、4、6。Defers toanyruledivision.
请问是按照什么规律划分的。„?”
“啊?”„Thiswhat?”
“这什么啊?”„Rule? Thishas the fartrule!”
“规律?这有屁的规律啊!”„Arrangement? Alsonot! Moreover doesn't the elementary schoolarithmetichave the project of arrangement? Thisdigitis not the casualplatoon? Does not have the rule!”
“排列组合?也不是啊!而且小学算术也没有排列组合的项目吧?这数字不是随便排的吗?没规律啊!”„Your younger sisterthisanythingtopic!”
“你妹这什么题啊!”„Iwas insane!”
“我要疯了!”
The netizensstartedscared.
网友们已经开始傻眼了。
......
……Thenis the thirdtopic.
然后是第三题。7111 = 0. 8809 = 6. 2172 = 0. 6666 = 4. 1111 = 0. 2222 = 0. 0000 = 4. 5555 = 0. 8193 = 3. 8096 = 5. 4398 = 3. 9475 = 1. 9038 = 4. 3148 = 2.
7111=0。8809=6。2172=0。6666=4。1111=0。2222=0。0000=4。5555=0。8193=3。8096=5。4398=3。9475=1。9038=4。3148=2。Thenasked:
那么问:2889 =?
2889=?„Fuck!”
“我草!”„Ifaint!”
“我晕啊!”„2889?”
“2889?”„Is the plus-minus method? With the aboveestablishedansweraddition and subtraction!”
“是不是加减法?用上面的既定答案加减!”„WhomIhave a look atto subtractwhois equal to2889.”
“我看看谁减去谁等于2889。”„It is not right, has no wayto add and subtract!”
“不对啊,没法加减啊!”„Aaaaaaaahhhh!”
“啊啊啊啊啊!”
......
……
The fourthtopic:
第四题:Thisis the drawingtopic.
这是个图画题目。
The firstline: The followingis the alien is fourdrawingliving thing.
第一行:以下是外星人然后是四个图画生物。
The secondline: The followingis not the alienthen is also fourdrawingliving thing.
第二行:以下不是外星人然后也是四个图画生物。
The issueisthirdline of fivebiologicaldesigns of: Askedthatbelowwhichis an alien.
问题是第三行的五个生物图案:问,下面哪个是外星人。„......”
“……”„Thischartnotsame!”
“这图没有一样的啊!”„How does thisguess?”
“这怎么猜啊?”„Ilook atentiredamnam an alien!”
“我看全尼玛是外星人啊!”End, the Zhang Yeroundsaid: „Was good, firstsetssuchfourproblems, everybodyanswered, the countdownalso40minutes, completelyresponded the present, without the rule, copiedothers'answer, so long assamefollowed on the heelswith a weibocommentary the answerwere good, finallysaidoneagain, the guaranteewas the arithmetichorizontalissue of elementary student, I who surpassed the elementary schoolfifth gradewill not giveeverybodyto leave.”
末了,张烨发道:“好了,先出这么四道题吧,大家答一答,倒计时还有40分钟,全部答对有礼品哦,没有规则,抄别人的答案也可以,只要把答案同一用一个微博评论跟在后面就行了,最后再说一句,保证是小学生的算术水平问题,超过小学五年级的我都不会给大家出。”
After the peoplelook, was more insane!
众人看后,更是疯了!„Frightenedto urinate!”
“吓尿了啊!”„Heavens/Days! Is the world of elementary studentsoreally fearful??”
“天啊!小学生的世界难道真这么可怕吗??”„Elementary student! Youwon! Iknelttoyou!”
“小学生!你们赢了!我给你们跪了啊!”„Withkneeling!”
“同跪!”„Knelt!”
“跪了!”„Has kneltsteadily!”
“已跪稳!”„Will unable to take a liking toelementary student!”
“再也不会瞧不上小学生了!”Just nowalsoconfidentlymustto the weibousers who a Zhang Yecolorhas a look, at this momentearlyhas shockedspitting blood that shocksto spit blood!
方才还信心满满要给张烨点颜色看看的微博用户们,此刻早都已经惊呆得惊呆吐血的吐血了!TheywereunderstoodnowsomeZhang Yemulti-grandsons, Zhang YesomeMath question(s)fearfulmulti-extraordinary, simplyyourmotherdid not havemostextraordinaryalsoto haveextraordinary!!
他们现在才算明白了张烨到底有多孙子,张烨的数学题到底有多可怕多奇葩,简直你妈是没有最奇葩还有更奇葩啊!!„It is not good, Ithinkagain!”
“不行,我再想想!”„Definitelycananswer, everybodythinkstogether!”
“肯定能答出来,大家一起想!”„Does whichfamily|homehavemysteriouselementary student? Askedthemto come outto helpproblem solvingquickly!”
“谁家有神奇的小学生啊?快叫他们出来帮着解题啊!”„Right, looks for the elementary student!”
“对,找小学生!”„Pū, yourtoojoking!”
“噗,你们太逗比了!”„Ihave been repulsed, burnt the brain!”
“我是败退了,太烧脑了啊!”„Icalculate that looked, welet us not wantto look at the Zhang Yepleasure, thisgoodsondamnwereabnormal, personabnormal, topicalsoabnormal!”
“我算看出来了,咱们也别想看张烨的乐子了,这货就尼玛是个变-态啊,人变-态,题也变-态啊!”„+ 100000!”
“+100000!”„Zhang Yethispitgoods!”
“张烨这个坑货!”„Has not seen such extraordinarytopic!”
“就没见过这么奇葩的题啊!”
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