IRAS :: Volume #7

#624: The arithmetic topic that makes the human spit blood


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The bystanders are innumerable. 围观者无数。 Topic?” “题呢?” Teacher Zhang is quick!” 张老师快出!” Is waiting!” “都等着呐!” Zhang Ye Calligraphy I must decide!” 张烨书法我要定了!” Ha Ha, you said us, if has responded, tens of thousands people of tens of thousands Calligraphy prizes, Teacher Zhang wrote about the 30 th birthday unable to finish all of a sudden!” “哈哈,你们说咱们要是都答对了,一下子好几万人好几万份书法奖品,张老师写到30岁生日也写不完啊!” Hey, can finally a pit Zhang Ye chapter!” “嘿嘿嘿,总算能坑张烨一回了!” Yes, before was his pit others, now Feng Shui transfers in turn, is one's turn him finally, the wisdom of collective was infinite, everybody united, killed Teacher Zhang!” “是啊,以前都是他坑别人,现在风水轮流转,总算是轮到他了,集体的智慧是无穷的,大家团结起来,干掉张老师!” Grip.” “握爪。” Everybody forms an alliance!” “大家结盟!” Right, a person cannot do him, that together copes with Teacher Zhang, Teacher Zhang has superhuman, may unable to support the wisdom crystallization of these many people, moreover he also said is the arithmetic topic of elementary school second grade third grade, this time must result in makes Zhang Ye take a look at our fierce!” “对,一个人干不过他,那就一起对付张老师,张老师是有三头六臂,可也架不住这么多人的智慧结晶啊,况且他也说了是小学二年级三年级的算术题目,这次必须得让张烨瞧瞧咱们的厉害!” Agreement!” “同意!” Seconds the motion.” “附议。” Everybody prepares take action!” “大家准备出手!” This time also has Peking University Mathematics is Teacher participates in the answer, Hahahaha, that is the Zhang Ye colleague, Mathematics Teacher of national highest school, Zhang Ye definitely has not thought that also has the colleague to join in the fun, otherwise he definitely does not dare to enlarge the words, come, we write the answer with Peking University Mathematics Teacher! The answer is in any case public, in the rule that Zhang Ye said had not said that can't copy others answer is?” “这次还有北大数学老师参加答题呐,哈哈哈哈,那可是张烨的同事,全国最高学府的数学老师,张烨肯定没想到还有同事过来凑热闹,否则他肯定不敢放大话,来,咱们都跟着北大数学老师写答案!反正答案都是公开的,张烨说的规则里也没有说不能抄别人答案是不是?” Right, the Peking University students led a cheer, these university students may all be studied in the tyrant study the tyrant, I did not believe these many people unable to untie several elementary school arithmetic problems!” “对,还有北大学生们助阵呢,这些大学生可全是学霸中的学霸,我就不信这么多人解不开几道小学算术题!” All people are confident, in addition are also Zhang Ye, has done the wind to do the rain on weibo, too joking, therefore everybody also all suppresses is looking at the Zhang Ye pleasure, if can make Zhang Ye that invincible has not always suffered a loss admit defeat, the people definitely love, Zhang Ye hardcore fans did not mind that sees this result, fans of this goods is even happier than other people, even also wants to call to step on compared with other people shouts Zhang Ye. Such a scene, lets many person dumbfounded , the heart said that Teacher Zhang this your mother many hiring do not treat sees! 所有人都信心十足,加之也是张烨以前一直都在微博上搞风搞雨,太逗比了,所以大家也全憋着看张烨的乐子呢,如果能让从来都战无不胜没有吃过亏的张烨吃瘪,众人肯定是喜闻乐见,就连张烨铁杆粉丝们也不介意看到这个结果,这货的粉丝甚至比其他人还开心,甚至比其他人还要嗷嗷叫地过来踩呼张烨。这么一个场面,也是让不少人哭笑不得,心说张老师这得你妈多不招人待见呀! However Zhang Ye is very calm, is very cheerful, entertainment Celebrity that he understands should actually like this, fans and common people steps on shouts you, actually does not mean that they do not like you, for example present this, instead is the common people likes Zhang Ye performance. 然而张烨却很淡定,也很乐呵,他理解的娱乐明星其实就应该这样,粉丝们和老百姓们踩呼你,其实并不意味着他们不喜欢你,比如现在这一幕,反而是老百姓喜爱张烨的一个表现 Set the topic! 出题了! Under the gazes of tens of thousands eyes, first wrote! 在几万双眼睛的注视下,第一题来了! The Zhang Ye lecture room first topic: Little Zhang is shoe store boss, pair of shoes stock with goods 20 Yuan, sells for 30 Yuan. The guests have given 50 Yuan, but Little Zhang does not have the pocket money, therefore trades five 10 Yuan with that 50 Yuan to the neighbor, retrieves 20 Yuan to give the guest. Afterward the neighbor discovered that 50 Yuan are counterfeit paper money, Little Zhang have to compensate the neighbor 50 Yuan. Asked how much money Little Zhang has altogether owed? 张烨讲堂第一题:小张是鞋店老板,一双鞋进货20元,卖30元。客人给了50元,可小张没零钱,所以拿那50元向邻居换五张10元的,找回20元给客人。后来邻居发现50元是假钞,小张不得不赔邻居50元。问小张共亏了多少钱? On this topic?” “就这题?” Looks very simply!” “看着很简单嘛!” Ha Ha, this topic is very normal.” “哈哈,这题很正常呀。” Many people looked have sent the commentary, wrote drawing the half of the day, obtained the answer, moreover all thought that the one's own answer was very correct, however published after the one's own answer , the people stunned discovered that they helped the answer of person not be unexpectedly different! 好多人一看就发了评论,写写画画了半天,也都得出了答案,而且全都觉得自己的答案很正确,然而将自己的答案发表上去以后众人才错愕地发现,他们一帮人的答案竟然都不一样! Has to answer 20. 有答20的。 Has to answer 30. 有答30的。 Has to answer 50. 有答50的。 The people almost hit. 众人差点打起来。 Obviously is 20!” “明明是20啊!” Obviously is 50, can you calculate?” “明明是50,你们会不会算啊?” Absolutely is 30, is not the words I hit the wall!” “绝对是30,不是的话我撞墙!” Is 60!” “是60!” The threshold of this first topic has blocked most people, after people at this time , after knowing, discovery that thinks, which this your mother is what normal issue, in this definitely also has the trap, otherwise is everybody answer all sorts of strange and unusual? 这第一题的门槛就已经拦住了绝大多数人,众人这时才后知后觉的发现,这你妈哪儿是什么正常问题啊,这里面肯定也有陷阱,不然大家怎么答案都千奇百怪? But, what making them be shocked is the following topic! 可是,让他们惊呆的是后面的题目! After looking at the following several problems, the people knew that this first topic normally resulted in really cannot the normal elementary school arithmetic write! 看了下面的几道题后,众人才晓得,这第一题真的只是正常得不能再正常的小学算术题了! ...... …… Second wrote. 第二题来了。 1 to 100 digit was divided into four groups: 1到100个数字被分为四组: 1 st, 3, 7 and 8 \; 1、3、7、8\; 10 \; 10\; 5 th, 9 \; 5、9\; 2 nd, 4 and 6. 2、4、6。 Defers to any rule division. 请问是按照什么规律划分的。 „?” “啊?” This what?” “这什么啊?” Rule? This has the fart rule!” “规律?这有屁的规律啊!” Arrangement? Also not! Moreover doesn't the elementary school arithmetic have the project of arrangement? This digit is not the casual platoon? Does not have the rule!” “排列组合?也不是啊!而且小学算术也没有排列组合的项目吧?这数字不是随便排的吗?没规律啊!” Your younger sister this anything topic!” “你妹这什么题啊!” I was insane!” “我要疯了!” The netizens started scared. 网友们已经开始傻眼了。 ...... …… Then is the third topic. 然后是第三题。 7111 = 0. 8809 = 6. 2172 = 0. 6666 = 4. 1111 = 0. 2222 = 0. 0000 = 4. 5555 = 0. 8193 = 3. 8096 = 5. 4398 = 3. 9475 = 1. 9038 = 4. 3148 = 2. 7111=0。8809=6。2172=0。6666=4。1111=0。2222=0。0000=4。5555=0。8193=3。8096=5。4398=3。9475=1。9038=4。3148=2。 Then asked: 那么问: 2889 =? 2889=? Fuck!” 我草!” I faint!” “我晕啊!” 2889?” “2889?” Is the plus-minus method? With the above established answer addition and subtraction!” “是不是加减法?用上面的既定答案加减!” Whom I have a look at to subtract who is equal to 2889.” “我看看谁减去谁等于2889。” „It is not right, has no way to add and subtract!” “不对啊,没法加减啊!” Aaaaaaaahhhh! 啊啊啊啊啊! ...... …… The fourth topic: 第四题: This is the drawing topic. 这是个图画题目。 The first line: The following is the alien is four drawing living thing. 第一行:以下是外星人然后是四个图画生物。 The second line: The following is not the alien then is also four drawing living thing. 第二行:以下不是外星人然后也是四个图画生物。 The issue is third line of five biological designs of: Asked that below which is an alien. 问题是第三行的五个生物图案:问,下面哪个是外星人。 „......” “……” This chart not same!” “这图没有一样的啊!” How does this guess?” “这怎么猜啊?” I look at entire damn am an alien!” “我看全尼玛是外星人啊!” End, the Zhang Ye round said: Was good, first sets such four problems, everybody answered, the countdown also 40 minutes, completely responded the present, without the rule, copied others' answer, so long as same followed on the heels with a weibo commentary the answer were good, finally said one again, the guarantee was the arithmetic horizontal issue of elementary student, I who surpassed the elementary school fifth grade will not give everybody to leave.” 末了,张烨发道:“好了,先出这么四道题吧,大家答一答,倒计时还有40分钟,全部答对有礼品哦,没有规则,抄别人的答案也可以,只要把答案同一用一个微博评论跟在后面就行了,最后再说一句,保证是小学生的算术水平问题,超过小学五年级的我都不会给大家出。” After the people look, was more insane! 众人看后,更是疯了! Frightened to urinate!” “吓尿了啊!” Heavens/Days! Is the world of elementary student so really fearful??” 天啊!小学生的世界难道真这么可怕吗??” Elementary student! You won! I knelt to you!” “小学生!你们赢了!我给你们跪了啊!” With kneeling!” “同跪!” Knelt!” “跪了!” Has knelt steadily!” “已跪稳!” Will unable to take a liking to elementary student!” “再也不会瞧不上小学生了!” Just now also confidently must to the weibo users who a Zhang Ye color has a look, at this moment early has shocked spitting blood that shocks to spit blood! 方才还信心满满要给张烨点颜色看看的微博用户们,此刻早都已经惊呆得惊呆吐血的吐血了! They were understood now some Zhang Ye multi- grandsons, Zhang Ye some Math question(s) fearful multi- extraordinary, simply your mother did not have most extraordinary also to have extraordinary!! 他们现在才算明白了张烨到底有多孙子,张烨数学题到底有多可怕多奇葩,简直你妈是没有最奇葩还有更奇葩啊!! „It is not good, I think again!” “不行,我再想想!” Definitely can answer, everybody thinks together!” “肯定能答出来,大家一起想!” „Does which family|home have mysterious elementary student? Asked them to come out to help problem solving quickly!” “谁家有神奇的小学生啊?快叫他们出来帮着解题啊!” Right, looks for the elementary student!” “对,找小学生!” , your too joking!” “噗,你们太逗比了!” I have been repulsed, burnt the brain!” “我是败退了,太烧脑了啊!” I calculate that looked, we let us not want to look at the Zhang Ye pleasure, this goods on damn were abnormal, person abnormal, topic also abnormal!” “我算看出来了,咱们也别想看张烨的乐子了,这货就尼玛是个变-态啊,人变-态,题也变-态啊!” + 100000!” “+100000!” Zhang Ye this pit goods!” 张烨这个坑货!” Has not seen such extraordinary topic!” “就没见过这么奇葩的题啊!”
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