In the evening. 傍晚。 The setting sun multi-colored sunlight ripples. 夕阳霞光荡漾。 Small family|home that east Jiaomen, Zhang Ye rents a room. 角门东,张烨租房的小家。 Stands in open style the kitchen, Zhang Ye clamps cell phone to telephone with the face and shoulder, in the hand keeps being busy preparing food, just bought the half-finished product shredded pork with garlic sauce that to pour into the pot the supermarket, in addition the seasoning, is seething with the shovel blindly, where this male servant will prepare food, can only assemble. 站在开放式厨房里,张烨拿脸和肩膀夹着手机打电话,手上不停忙着做饭,将超市刚买来的半成品鱼香肉丝倒进锅里,加上调料,拿铲子瞎翻腾着,这厮哪儿会做饭啊,只能凑合了。 Zhang Ye: „Mother.” 张烨:“妈。” „This also waits for you to eat meal.” Telephone that side Mother said. “这还等你吃饭呢。”电话那边的老妈道。 „I did not send the short note to you.” Zhang Ye said. “我不是给您发短信了嘛。”张烨道。 Mother: „I just saw, for these days didn't go home?” 老妈:“我刚看见,这几天都不回家了？” Zhang Ye said: „Right, I lived in Jiaomen first, my friend went far time, I helped her look after the child, hey, not to mention, has raised this me to come air/Qi, today this bear child invited guardian, I went to the school to get the person, these Teacher this called group of me, I lost disgraced in a big way, snort|hum, sees these children of present, I had the trauma, after having attacked the buddy, seriously married to want child's enthusiasm, if my child later such were not obedient, I cannot die of exhaustion.” 张烨说:“对,我先住角门了,我朋友出远门一段时间,我帮她照看照看孩子,嘿,别提了,一提这个我就来气,今天这熊孩子被请家长,我去了学校领人,那些老师这叫一个批我啊,我丢人丢大了,哼,看见现在的这些小孩子啊,我都已经有心理阴影了,严重打击了哥们儿以后结婚要孩子的积极热情啊,我孩子以后要是也这么不听话,我还不得累死啊。” Mother curls the lip saying: „Does not have including the objects, but also thinks the child?” 老妈撇嘴道:“连对象都没有呢,还想孩子呢？” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Have not stirred up me, which day turns head unable to reach an agreement I to get a stature wife to you, if too attractive, when the time comes should not be scared you, you have a psychology to prepare first.” 张烨笑道:“您还别激我,回头说不好哪天我就给您领回去一个儿媳妇儿,要是太漂亮,到时候可别吓着您啊,您先有个心理准备。” Mother talked about with interest: „You blow broken big day.” 老妈乐道:“你就吹破大天吧。” Zhang Ye said: „After is bragging forcefully, you knew.” 张烨道:“是不是吹牛-逼以后您就知道了。” Mother said: „Ok, mother waits to look.” 老妈道:“行啊,妈等着看呢。” „I did not say mother, prepares food.” Zhang Ye digs up to draw the dish with the shovel. “我不说了啊妈,做饭呐。”张烨拿铲子扒拉菜。 Mother said: „Hou, can you also prepare food? The dish fried ripe, do not eat to go bad to the child.” 老妈道:“嚯,你还能做饭啊？菜炒熟了啊,别给孩子吃坏了。” „Knows.” Zhang Ye has made the telephone call, turns head on toward the refrigerator to throw clean place of cell phone, then clamped chopsticks to taste salty pale. “知道。”张烨挂了电话,回头把手机往冰箱上面干净的地方一扔,便夹了一筷子尝了尝咸淡。 Chenchen sits on the sofa, the small face sinks very much, „Zhang Ye, I was hungry.” 辰辰坐在沙发上,小脸沉得很,“张烨,我饿了。” Zhang Ye ahem said: „Worries, waiting.” 张烨哼唧道:“着什么急,等着。” The Chenchen belly called to be very long, she with Teacher challenge, afterward had not eaten meal at noon, „Zhang Ye! I was hungry! Zhang Ye! I was hungry!” 辰辰肚子叫了很久了,她中午跟老师打架,后来也没怎么吃饭,“张烨！我饿了！张烨！我饿了！” „Urgently presses, came!” Zhang Ye Guan Huo, serves, carries on the tray the table. “催命啊,来了来了！”张烨关火,盛菜,端盘子上桌。 Chenchen does not wait for him, one's own took up the chopsticks to eat, after having swallowed one, her small mouth unknowingly has cast aside, „Zhang Ye, was not delicious.” 辰辰也不等他,自己拿起筷子就吃了,咽了一口后她小嘴巴不经意地撇了一下,“张烨,不好吃。” Zhang Ye said: „Has?” 张烨道:“有吗？” „It is not delicious.” Chenchen affirms to say. “不好吃。”辰辰肯定道。 Zhang Ye tasted the mouth, „this is not good.” Therefore abundant two bowls of food, sits down, takes up chopsticks one's own to eat actually very fragrant, „your Uncle Zhang my this craftsmanship and level, some ate was good, ripe was affirms ripe, did not have the toxin on the line.” Saying, has clamped two big chopsticks dishes to Chenchen, throws into her bowl carelessly, „hurries to eat, your aunt this week definitely does not come back, next week will be uncertain, you first cross with me, our grandfather and grandchild can assemble assemble, not good tomorrow will call to go or buy a quick-freeze stuffed dumpling.” 张烨尝了口,“这不是挺好么。”于是盛了两碗饭,坐下,抄起筷子自己倒是吃得很香,“你张叔儿我就这个手艺和水平,有的吃就不错了,熟是肯定熟了,没毒就行。”说着,给辰辰夹了两大筷子菜,大大咧咧地扔进她碗里,“赶紧吃,你大姨这个礼拜肯定回不来,下个礼拜也不一定呢,你就先跟着我过,咱爷俩能凑合就凑合,不行明天叫外卖或者买点速冻饺子。” Chenchen hesitant quite a while has not preferred the earth movement chopsticks to eat the dish. 辰辰犹豫了半天才不情愿地动筷子吃菜。 Zhang Ye eats while said: „For serveral days were I takes care of you, you must listen my, we made a few rules for all concerned first, first, you must eat meal every day on time in proper amount, avoid after your aunt came back, saw you to be thin, should say that I have not taken care of you, second, finished eating the food to do the homework according to the place every day on time, does not have the work or had finished words, must review the schoolwork to read, eight points can finish, your Class Teacher and several taught classes Teacher to cuss out me today, I who said could not gain ground, you gave me the point of contention air/Qi, when the time comes do not let Teacher ask me to go to the school, Um, third, before tenth points, must sleep, too late cannot watch the animation piece. Heard?” 张烨边吃边道:“这些天既然是我照顾你,那你就得听我的,咱们先约法三章,第一,你每天必须按时按量吃饭,省得你大姨回来以后看见你瘦了,该说我没照顾好你了,第二,每天吃完饭必须按时按点地写作业,没有作业或者写完了的话,也要复习功课看书,八点才能结束,你班主任和几个任课老师今天把我臭骂了一顿,说的我都抬不起头了,你给我争点气,别到时候又让老师请我去学校,嗯,还有第三,十点之前必须睡觉,太晚不能看动画片。听见了吗？” Chenchen did not say the sound. 辰辰不言声。 Zhang Ye has a look at her, „asked you? Hears?” 张烨看看她,“问你呢？听见没？” Chenchen indifferently um. 辰辰爱答不理地嗯了一声。 Zhang Ye then satisfies, Landlady is not, one's own must shoulder to consider child's complete responsibility, not only the attendance eats the attendance to drink, but must manage the study and after school of Chenchen lives, oh, is really if you are not running the household , you do not know how much rice and firewood cost, looks at the child also really very tired heart. 张烨这才满意,房东阿姨不在,自己肯定就得肩负起照顾孩子的全部职责了,不但得照顾吃照顾喝,还得管着辰辰的学习和课余生活啊,唉,真是不当家不知柴米贵,看孩子还真挺累心的。 After the food. 饭后。 „Goes, does one's assignment.” “去,做作业去。” „.” “哦。” „Other light, you go actually.” “别光哦啊,你倒是去呀。” „.......” “……哦。” Chenchen sits on the Zhang Ye's Family sofa, puts out her small book bag to pull open the zip fastener, takes out a notebook book and pencil rubber, starts to puff and blow to do the homework sluggishly. 辰辰在张烨家沙发上坐好,拿出她的小书包拉开拉锁,取出一本本书和铅笔橡皮,开始慢吞吞地吭哧吭哧写作业。 Zhang Ye also leisurely hauls washes dishes in the kitchen, for a long time has not done the house job, he has not wanted to move, lazy is a rhythm, once entered this rhythm very much difficult to walk to come out, Zhang Ye now is this, Old Wu everywhere looked after to result in the week him completely entire, in father and mother family|home, father and mother will not make him work generally, good long time nobody to live, but also was really not familiar with. 张烨也是慢慢悠悠拖拖拉拉地在厨房洗碗,好久没干过家务活了,他还真不想动换,懒是一种节奏,一旦进入这个节奏就很难走出来了,张烨如今就是这样,老吴处处都把他照顾得周周全全,在爸妈家,爸妈一般也不会让他干活,好长时间没有一个人住了,还真是不习惯呀。 Brushed the bowl, Zhang Ye took a look at the eye in the past she, looked on her busy book to write one line of characters unexpectedly, immediately angrily said: „Do you such quite a while do?” 刷好碗,张烨过去瞅了眼她,一看她作业本上居然就写了一行字,顿时气道:“你这么半天干嘛啦？” Chenchen said: „Does the homework.” 辰辰道:“写作业。” Zhang Ye: „Writes is so slow?” 张烨:“怎么写的这么慢？” „Zhang Ye.” Chenchen pushes the book to him, „you help me write.” “张烨。”辰辰把本子推给他,“你帮我写。” Zhang Ye stares, „one's own writes, did not finish a while animation piece not to make you look that you have slept to me to time.” Then paid no attention to her, depended toward the bed on, turns on the television to read the news. 张烨瞪眼,“自己写,不写完一会儿连动画片也不让你看,到了时间你就给我睡觉。”然后就不理她了,往床上一靠,开电视看新闻。 CCTV news...... 央视新闻…… Entertainment story...... 娱乐新闻…… He looks with great interest, before Zhang Ye was not interested in the news, thinks arid, but aims at Celebrity, he started to like looking at these, some also because of the job requirement, he must understand frequently the social hot spot and current event, grasped the time the pulse. 他看的津津有味,以前张烨对新闻不太感兴趣,觉得枯燥,但以明星为目标后,他就开始爱看这些了,有些也是因为工作需要,他得时时刻刻了解社会热点和时事,把握住时代的脉搏。 Chenchen grasps the pencil to gain ground, „Zhang Ye, you quarrelled I.” 辰辰握着铅笔抬头,“张烨,你吵到我了。” Zhang Ye does not take the remote control patiently, „I close the dot sound, writes your.” 张烨不耐烦地拿遥控器,“我关小点声,写你的。” Chenchen: „Quarrelled.” 辰辰:“还是吵。” Zhang Ye closes small Voice again, „presently is an expert.” 张烨再关小声音,“现在行了吧。” „Quarrelled, Zhang Ye, you have turned off the television.” Chenchen not happy [say / way]. “还是吵,张烨,你关了电视。”辰辰不高兴道。 Zhang Ye smacks the lips, has to turn off the television, „did the half-day homework to suppress one to come, the matter were very many, good was good, pass/test.” 张烨咂嘴,只好把电视关了,“写了半天作业才憋出一个屁来,事儿还挺多,行了行了,关了。” Chenchen following continuing work. 辰辰才继续写作业。 Zhang Ye looks right and left, can only take take action brusher weibo, turned a while to see one's own that arithmetic problem that today in testing two to be small was thrown on weibo unexpectedly, moreover caused in afternoon has discussed numerously, the echo was very big, this was Zhang Ye has not thought that thinks, before his on Earth these extraordinary gods wrote just came out, online causes in every way discussed that the sound was very big, but after afterward everybody had been used to it, did not think that what had, but on present this Earth, this extraordinary „burns the brain.” The topic has not appeared, here teaching topic mostly was some quite traditionally quite well-mannered arithmetic topics, the nature, new arithmetic topic that Zhang Ye put out „” has caused the interests and attention of many person. 张烨左看右看,只能拿出手机刷微博了,翻了一会儿就看到了自己今天在实验二小出的那道算术题居然被人扔到了微博上,而且在下午的时候还引起了众多热议,反响很大,这是张烨没有想到的,不过想想,以前他那个地球上这些奇葩神题刚出来的时候,也是在网上引起了多方讨论的,动静很大,只不过后来大家都习惯了之后才不觉得有什么了,而在如今这个地球上,这种奇葩“烧脑。”的题目还没有出现,这里的教学题目大都是一些比较传统比较规矩的算术题,自然,张烨拿出的“新型算术题”引起了很多人的兴趣和注意力。 Denounced his? 还有声讨他的？ On weibo, many people still in called, as if the Zhang Ye afternoon elementary school arithmetic topic made the self-respect of their these adults seriously be injured, called to recover the gathering place! 微博上,很多人还在嗷嗷叫,仿佛张烨下午的小学算术题让他们这些成年人的自尊心受到了严重伤害,都叫着要找回场子！ „Zhang Ye!” “张烨！” „Teacher Zhang you come out to me!” “张老师你给我出来呀！” „Zhang Ye you have lacked great kindness you!” “张烨你缺了大德啦你！” „Sets a topic again! I do not believe!” “再出一题！我就不信了！” „Right, this time we definitely could answer!” “对,这次我们肯定答得出来！” „Has the skill your again entire together elementary school arithmetic topic! Before I was negligent! Finally was ridiculed my afternoon by my girlfriend! Said that my IQ was inferior including the elementary students! Irritates me!” “有本事你再整一道小学算术题！之前我是大意了！结果被我女朋友嘲笑了我一下午啊！说我智商连小学生都不如！气死我啦！” „That problem is to cheat, had confusing, if actually the true knowledge said this point, no matter any topic did not have the issue, so long as were the elementary school arithmetic topic.” “那道题是坑人的,太有迷惑性了,其实如果真知道了这一点,不管什么题目都没问题了,只要是小学算术题。” „Right, had defined elementary school arithmetic, that was clear at a glance.” “没错,限定了小学算术,那就一目了然了。” Has to challenge the enemy to battle, there are to create a disturbance. 有叫阵的,也有起哄的。 Su Na Teacher of Peking University Chinese department also stood to comment, „I suggested that Teacher Zhang simply opened a Weibo classroom to consider as finished, sent some elementary school arithmetic topics to make everybody enlarge ones vision.” 北大中文系的苏娜老师也站出来评论了,“我建议张老师干脆开一个微薄课堂算了,多发一些小学算术题让大家开开眼呗。” Zhang Ye idles is also being all right to do, immediately returned to Su Na one, „good.” 张烨闲着也没事干,顿时回了苏娜一句,“好的。” Therefore, Zhang Ye single Kai weibo, „on people's request and challenge, opens one today ‚the Zhang Ye lecture room’, I set several problems to share, the old rule, I guarantee definitely the elementary school arithmetic topic, moreover basically is about the elementary school second grade third grade topic level, whom everybody has a look at to answer, the time limit is one hour, the person who if responds completely I can also add a good luck, if the population are many gives the prize on Lottery, if the population are few, everyone has the prize, wants my signing also line, my Calligraphy, are good. Discussed, he he.” 于是,张烨单开了一个微博,“应众人的要求和挑战,今天开一个‘张烨讲堂’,我出几道题分享一下,老规矩,我保证肯定还是小学算术题,而且基本是小学二年级三年级左右的题目水平,大家看看谁能答上来,时限是一个小时,如果全部答对的人我还可以添一点彩头,人数要是多的话就抽奖给奖品,人数要是少的话,每个人都有奖,要我的签名也行,我的书法也可以,都好。谈,呵呵。” As soon as the netizens listen, all came! 网友一听,全都来了！ „! Prize?” “哇！还有奖品？” „Zhang Ye Calligraphy may be very good!” “张烨的书法可很不错啊！” „Good! Sets the topic you! I could not wait!” “太好了！出题吧您！我已经等不及了！” „Calculates my one!” “算我一个！” „I also came me also to come!” “我也来了我也来了！” At this time, Big Sabre Bro that for a long time has not presented also came, „my broadsword again again again again again again once again was unable to tolerate thirst and hunger! Sets the topic quickly! Mathematics is my strong point!” 这时,许久没有出现的大刀兄也现身了,“我的大刀又又又又又又又又一次饥渴难耐了！快出题！数学是我强项！” Yao Jiancai also appears, „comes?” 姚建才也出现,“又来啊？” The Weibo authentication was Teacher of Peking University Mathematics department has also appeared, this was the Zhang Ye colleague, but Zhang Ye has not been has attended class in Mathematics, was not familiar with him, the light listened to name Zhang Ye definitely not to know in any case his, but should meet. Sees only him saying: „I also try.” 微薄认证是北大数学系的一个老师也露头了,这算是张烨的同事,不过张烨没在数学系上过课呢,也对他不算熟悉,反正光听名字张烨是肯定不认识他的,但应该见过面。只见他道:“我也来试试。” Peking University Mathematics was Teacher exploded?? 北大的数学老师都被炸来了？？ Finally, many Peking University Chinese department also good Mathematics department also good students, came many people, eagerly prepares the problem solving, their many person first time has not caught up in the afternoon that problem, when discovered Pan Dean Weibo and this topic are hot time, they saw the answer first, therefore with enough time had not pondered, therefore many people did not think that this topic difficult, after is the elementary school level! 结果,好多北大中文系也好数学系也好的学生,也来了好多人,都跃跃欲试地准备解题,他们很多人并没有第一时间赶上下午那道题,等发现潘院长微薄和这道题目热起来的时候,他们已经是先看到答案了,所以都没来得及去思考,于是很多人并不觉得这题目有多难,毕竟是小学水平啊！ Various group of troops kill! 各路人马杀到！ Has heat degree that the beforehand extraordinary god writes, laughs uproariously , the method of goading somebody into action, rewards the present, immediately many weibo users came to surround, what elementary school arithmetic topic wants to have a look at Zhang Ye also to set, wants to have a look at the topic that Zhang Ye set also to have multi- extraordinary, before will not always compare , did that problem also cheat? 有之前奇葩神题的热度,又噱头,又激将法,还有奖励礼品,登时不少微博用户都过来围观了,想看看张烨还能出什么小学算术题,想看看张烨出的题到底还能有多奇葩,总不会比之前那道题还坑人吧？ 1000 people...... 1000人…… 5000 people...... 5000人…… 10,000 people...... 10000人…… Over ten thousand netizens joined in the fun, the topic did not have, the repeater quantity crosses 3000, the scene was very magnificent, everybody was insane must try! All does not believe in evil doctrines! 上万的网友都凑热闹来了,题目还没出,转发量就已经过了3000,场面很壮观,大家都疯了似的要一试身手！全都不信邪！