IRAS :: Volume #7

#625: The Beijing University math teacher also knelt


LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

8 : 00 pm. 晚上八点了。 Chenchen puts down the pen, receives busy book, Zhang Ye, I finished the homework, I must watch the television.” 辰辰放下笔,收起作业本,“张烨,我写完作业了,我要看电视。” Brushed this Weibo Zhang Ye to smile to cell phone does not gather together the mouth, hear Yance looks at the past, finished really? Ok, looks a while.” 刷这微薄张烨一直在对着手机笑不拢嘴,闻言侧头看过去,“真写完了啊?行吧,去看一会儿吧。” Chenchen looked for the remote control, sat opens in the sofa general television, was broadcasting the stage, finally found the domestic-made animation piece that had broadcast recently hotly, unemotionally to look, this animation piece was not that timber wolf the small white rabbit and so on roaring child, but faced in several years old of even twenty -year-old masculine crowd, because was the animation piece of knight-errant, had to fight the love, since were the person of Zhang Ye this ages, if not too nitpicking did not select food, looks earnestly was also can look to go. 辰辰就找来了遥控器,坐在沙发上将电视机打开,一个一个地播着台,最后找到了最近热播的国产动画片,面无表情地看着来,这动画片不是那种大灰狼啊小白兔啊之类的哄小孩子的,而是更面向于十几岁甚至二十几岁的男性人群的,因为是个武侠的动画片,有打斗有爱情,既然是张烨这种年龄段的人,如果不太挑剔不太挑食的话,认真看一看也是能看进去的。 Zhang Ye.” 张烨。” Does?” “又干嘛?” New volume developed.” “新一集演完了。” That ended.” “那就完了呗。” I must look at front, you return to broadcast to me.” “我要看前面的,你给我回播。” one's own lane.” 自己弄。” I, Zhang Ye, you will not return to broadcast to me.” “我不会,张烨,你给我回播。” Zhang Ye was quarrelled, has to get out of bed for taking the remote control makes to her, that volume that will miss before jumped playbacking interface to Chenchen, this did well. 张烨被吵得不行了,只好下了床给拿遥控给她弄,将之前错过的那一集给辰辰跳到了回放的界面,这才弄好。 Chenchen has a liking for the animation piece, again no matter also Zhang Ye. 辰辰看上动画片,就再也不管张烨了。 Zhang Ye is also glad idly , to continue to interact with the people on weibo, in short time, his several topics write to be the same with afternoon that extraordinary god, all got angry in weibo, more and more huge weibo user group believe in evil doctrines does not catch up with the problem solving, the oath must with an elementary students minute of height. 张烨也乐得清闲,继续在微博上跟众人互动,短短时间内,他的几道题目跟下午那奇葩神题一样,全在微博上火了,越来越庞大的微博用户群都纷纷不信邪地一波波赶来解题,誓要与小学生们分个高低。 I came!” “我来了!” Several minutes?” “还有几分钟啊?” Time limit also has five minutes, grasps!” “限时还有五分钟,抓紧啊!” I solve together, but does not know that answer is right.” “我解出来一道,但不知道答案对不对啊。” In a big hurry quick, did not have time! Everybody do not give up, profits by opinions from various sources, is not good writes the answer with Peking University that Mathematics Teacher, do not let Zhang Ye laugh last!” “快快快,没时间了!大家都别放弃,集思广益,不行就跟着北大的那个数学老师写答案,别让张烨笑到最后!” Agreement!” “同意!” On brothers and sisters!” “兄弟姐妹们上啊!” Kills Teacher Zhang!” “干掉张老师!” Zhang Ye thinks very amusing, moreover today's goal has been actually also achieved, the «Zhang Ye Lecture room» that he opens, everybody's strong request, is for the amusing goal first second, three come, in fact Zhang Ye is sees the circumstance to be good, taking the opportunity pulls some popularity, he entertainer who seizes every opportunity not to let off any can enhance the fame opportunity, never dislikes popularity to be few, never selects this to select that. 张烨觉得很好玩,而且今天的目的其实也已经达到了,他开的这个《张烨讲堂》,一来是大家的强烈要求,二来是出于好玩的目的,三来啊,实际上张烨是见情势不错,就借机多拉高一些人气,他可是见缝插针不放过任何可以提高名气机会的艺人,从不嫌人气少,从不挑这挑那。 one's own just the promotion was B-list Star, in fact was also last in B-list rating, weakest, behind him ranked C-list rating first CCTV Spring Festival Host Chen Ye to eye covetously to him in addition, recently in having new movement, was pushed by Zhang Ye has gotten down he definitely is not willingly, thereupon, Zhang Ye the arithmetic classroom also shoulders the heavy responsibility, he must pull one's own popularity again, cannot be pursued by Chen Ye, must stand firm one's own thoroughly in the position of B-list rating. 自己刚晋升为二线明星,其实说白了也就是二线评级里的最后一名,最弱的一个,加上他后面排名三线评级第一位的央视春晚主持人陈野可是一直对他虎视眈眈呢啊,最近一直在有新动作,被张烨挤了下来他肯定是不甘心的,于是乎,张烨的这次算术课堂也是肩负重任的,他是要再拉高一下自己人气,不能让陈野追上来,要彻底稳住自己二线评级的位置。 The Celebrity rating data standard of this world, is a gadget of networking big data, for example the Celebrity search index of each website, the Weibo fans population, leaves the mirror lead, the commentary reputation of work, synthesizes an appraisal that all sorts count to place, is objective Zhang Ye not to know, but he knows that this Earth all people look at this appraisal list, recognizes this, is why fixed as for the population of each Celebrity level, Zhang Ye has also looked at the official explanation, has understood a meaning of under rating, the official view is, they. Thinks that people's attention to publicly people are limited, the energy of people are also limited, for example was called the young bright person, he liked 20 Celebrity, these 20 Celebrity ranked in him definitely also has low high, had special likes, there are arrived must fade from the memory immediately, the energy of person limited, was possible he to pay attention to new Celebrity suddenly, all of a sudden especially liked, was very so possible, he liked in the list placing that Celebrity, perhaps on has faded from the memory by him finally, only if there is the new work or a new event., Otherwise small bright enormously may not go to pay attention to him on own initiative. 这个世界的明星评级数据标准,是一个联网大数据的玩意儿,比如各个网站的明星搜索指数啊,微薄粉丝人数啊,出镜率啊,作品的评论口碑啊,综合种种统计出来的一个评估排名,客观不客观张烨不知道,但他知道这个地球的所有人都是看这个评估榜单的,也都认这个,至于每一个明星层级的人数为什么是固定的,张烨也看过官方的说明,理解了一下评级的意思,官方的说法是,他们。认为民众对于公众人物的关注度是有限的,民众的精力也是有限的,比如一个叫小明的人,他喜欢20个明星,这20个明星在他心里的排名肯定也有高有低,有特别喜欢的,也有已经到了马上要淡忘的,人的精力的有限的,可能他突然关注到了一个新明星,也一下子特别喜欢,那么很可能,他心里喜欢名单中排名最后的那个明星,或许就被他淡忘了,除非有新作品或新事件。,否则小明就极大可能就不会去主动关注他了。 The people energy is limited, the cake so is big. 民众精力有限,蛋糕就这么大。 This is popularity appraises the reason of fixed level population. 这就是人气评估固定层级人数的原因。 Naturally, if the expansion of market, for example the rural urbanization, the living standard will improve from now on, the spiritual pursuit demand is bigger, before being getting more and more , did not close the entertainment Celebrity crowd to pay attention, the cake expanded, then official will also consider all the factors, renewed the establishment of rating System, will increase the entertainer quota based on each level fixed population, but this matter definitely was uncommon, perhaps two years cannot renew one time, cannot count on these, mainly must depend on one's own, Zhang Ye was very at heart clear to the plan of one's own, therefore stood firm current popularity is his must first do, Only then has stood firm the footsteps first, can say that the next step matter, can say goes to front to pursue these other B-list Big shot fame again, otherwise is the empty talk. But now looks like, this effect has achieved by far, has overfulfilled the duty! 当然,如果今后市场扩大了,比如农村城市化,生活水平提高,精神追求需求更大,越来越多以前不关娱乐明星的人群关注了过来,蛋糕扩大,那么官方也会综合考虑,更新评级系统的设置,会在每个层级固定人数的基础上增加艺人名额,但是这种事肯定是不常见的,没准两年也更新不了一次,不能指望这些,主要还是得靠自己,张烨心里对自己的规划就十分清楚,所以稳住当前的人气是他第一个要做的,只有先稳住了脚步,才能说下一步的事情,才能说再去往前面追那些其他二线大腕儿的名气,否则都是空谈。而现在看来,这个效果已经远远达到了,超额完成了任务! time. 时间到。 Should to giving the answer time. 该到给答案的时候喽。 Zhang Ye publishes weibo saying: Was good, the answer ended, has not sent the answer finally gives one minute of time again.” 张烨发表微博道:“好了,答题结束,没有发答案的最后再给一分钟时间。” Already one hour?” “已经一小时了?” „!” “啊!” And so on!” “等等等等!” I was good immediately!” “我马上好了!” Waits for again! I calculate again!” “再等一下啊!我再算一下!” Zhang Ye colleague that Peking University Mathematics Teacher has also handed over the answer paper in the final moment, immediately, had been plagiarized by the innumerable netizens, turned into their one's own answer. 张烨的同事那北大数学老师也在最后关头交出了答卷,顿时,也被无数个网友们抄袭了过去,变成他们自己的答案了。 After Zhang Ye looks, actually with something else in mind smiles, then he starts one to write a topic announcement answer, naturally, must certainly write the explanation and answer process of each problem, these topics that because he sets have the elementary school arithmetic topic of trap, if not give the problem solving process light to give the answer, not the clear person cannot understand, they will not be convinced, therefore Zhang Ye delivers Buddha to deliver to the west, came an entire covering. 张烨看后,却是不以为然地笑,然后他开始一道题一道题地公布答案,当然,肯定也要写出每一道题的解释和答题过程的,因为他出的这些题都是有陷阱的小学算术题,如果不给出解题过程光给答案,不明白的人根本看不懂,他们不会服气,所以张烨送佛送到西,来了个全套儿。 The first topic...... 第一题…… The second topic...... 第二题…… The third topic...... 第三题…… Answers made known! 一个个答案被揭晓了! After the people look, all leans this way and that! 众人看后,全是东倒西歪! !” “噗!” God!” “上帝啊!” Originally is this!” “原来是这样!” Also is really the elementary school arithmetic topic?” “还真是小学算术题啊?” Several circle problems, I have knelt steadily!” “数圈圈这道题,我已跪稳!” „, Does this problem gather is being so simple? My your mother also went to think the arrangement! Cheats! Teacher Zhang your unfair person!” “靠,这道题合着这么简单啊?我你妈还去想排列组合了呢!坑人啊!张老师你丫太坑人了!” „......” “……” Why I knew Teacher Zhang personal enemy these many finally! Teacher Zhang you, if such cheats you not to have the friend really! Tears!” “我终于知道张老师为什么仇家这么多了!张老师你要是这么坑人你真的没朋友的啊!泪目!” Fuck! All is the pit! All is the trap!” 我草!全是坑啊!全是陷阱啊!” Before one hour, sees the topic time, people already in motherfucker, when saw now the answer so was simple, everybody is jumps the perneiras to cry, starts to curse the Zhang Ye going to bathroom constipation to go out steps on the banana skin! These many extraordinary to cannot the extraordinary topic, how he actually think again! 一小时前看到题目的时候,众人就已经在骂娘了,当现在看到答案原来就这么简单的时候,大家更是跳脚气哭,一个个都开始诅咒张烨上厕所便秘出门踩香蕉皮!这么多奇葩到不能再奇葩的题,他到底怎么想的啊! Who responded?” “谁答对了?” Whom looked at to be right quickly?” “快看谁对了?” I made a mistake.” “我错了。” I made a mistake.” “我又错了。” Topic is not really difficult, but trap unfair!” “题真的不难,可陷阱太坑了啊!” Many are Teacher writes the netizens of same answer also suddenly to discover with that Peking University Mathematics together that Peking University Mathematics Teacher also answered mistakenly a problem unexpectedly, was the second topic, asked that four lines of digit according to any rule arrangement, the answer arranged according to the pronunciation actually. 好多跟着那北大数学老师一起写一样答案的网友们也突然发现,北大数学老师居然也答错了其中的一道题啊,是第二道题目,问那四行数字是按照什么规律排列的,答案其实是按照发音排列的。 1 st, 3, 7 and 8. 1、3、7、8一声。 102. 102声。 5 th, 9 three. 5、9三声。 2 nd, 4 and 6 four sounds. 2、4、6四声。 This is the language and keeps a promise the compound topic of union! 这是语文和算数结合的复合题目啊! The netizens were repulsed. 网友们都败退了。 Peking University Mathematics isn't Teacher good?” “连北大数学老师也不行?” Is annihilated?” “全军覆没吗?” Probably nobody responds really completely!” “好像真的没有人全部答对!” Really is annihilated? OMG!” “真是全军覆没?我的天啊!” The outstanding students of these Peking University Mathematics departments, was defeated, nobody all responds, most has also responded three problems. 那些北大数学系的高材生们,也一个个败下阵来,没有一个人全答对,最多也就是答对了三道题。 Yao Jiancai: I thought that I sleep, seeing the answer to come out, I discovered that I have two problems unable to understand to the answer!” 姚建才:“我觉得我还是睡觉吧,看见答案出来,我发现我有两道题对着答案也都看不懂!” Peking University Su Na: I have not responded unexpectedly together......” 北大苏娜:“我竟然一道都没答对……” Big Sabre Bro has not responded similarly completely, Fan Yingyun on right the first topic. Zhang Ye knows the Big Sabre Bro Mathematics level, world top Hacker, is skilled in the person who the programming and breaks, Mathematics affirmed that could not miss, 010101, they dealt with the binary system, sometimes however the Mathematics level too in a big way has not related with Mathematics answer possibly anything, answered the tasteful first point, was actually the mentality. 大刀兄同样没答对全部,范映芸就对了第一题。张烨知道大刀兄数学水平,一个世界顶尖的黑客,又是精通编程和破译的人,数学肯定差不了,010101的,他们就是跟二进制打交道的,然而数学水平跟数学答题有时候可能并没有什么太大联系,答题讲究的第一点,其实是思路。 This aspect is Zhang Ye is expected, the first topic has blocked actually overwhelming majorities and even 90% people, the second topic continues to strangle to death, can achieve to respond the person of third topic, almost did not have. After Zhang Ye that world many people saw topic has responded, but many people were before have looked at the answer actually, but also some topics were everybody early have contacted, knew the problem solving mentality, therefore a handful people can also solve, but this Earth was different, everybody studied and thing of test was quite traditional and inflexible, they have not contacted this kind of topic, result that therefore a basic that flexible mentality, the group has not extinguished also on not accident. 这个局面是张烨预料之中的,第一题其实就拦住了绝大多数乃至90%的人,第二题继续绞杀,能做到答对第三题的人,几乎就已经没有了。在张烨那个世界很多人看到题目后都答对了,不过实际有很多人是之前看过答案了,还有的题目是大家早都接触过的,知道解题思路了,于是一小撮人也还是能解出来的,可这个地球不一样,大家学习的和考试的东西都相当传统和死板,他们根本没接触过这类题目,所以根本没有那种灵活的思路,团灭的结果也就不意外了。 People disastrous defeat! 众人惨败! Zhang Ye comes to an end by the total victory. 张烨以全胜告终。 Saw only youth Teacher of that Peking University Mathematics department to stand to speak, the forced smile said: Looked at these topics, in addition that arithmetic problem of noon, I felt suddenly, cannot bear think of a matter, if elementary school the test of examination paper middle school is as for the test question of college entrance examination, luckily does not have Professor Zhang Ye to participate, if in the setting the topic person has Zhang Ye, without a doubt, to the examinees simply is nightmarish existence!” 只见那北大数学系的青年老师站出来说话了,苦笑道:“看了这些题目,加上中午的那道算术题,我突然感觉一身冷汗,忍不住想到一件事,如果小学的试卷中学的考试乃至于高考的试题,幸亏是没有张烨教授参与啊,要是出题人里有张烨的话,毫无疑问,对考生们简直是一个噩梦般的存在!” Yes!” “是啊!” Shit, I enroll the college entrance examination this year, do not frighten me!” 我靠,我今年就参加高考了,您别吓我啊!” Can't? Do not look for Zhang Ye to publish the examination paper! If this goods an examination paper, Peking University Tsinghua study the tyrant also your mother 20 points one, the zero has the possibility!” “不会吧?千万别找张烨出试卷啊!这货要是出一份试卷,北大清华的学霸也得你妈得二十分一下啊,零分都有可能!” The netizens were frightened, they many are the students, if which day of one's own key test time bumps into these topics of today, they do not dare to imagine simply, moreover what do not forget present Zhang Ye to leave is only the elementary school arithmetic topic, Math question(s) of how many junior middle school high school if makes him leave or university, that definitely your mother does not dare to look straight ahead, who dares to strike one's chest saying that can respond the topic that Zhang Ye sets? 网友们真被吓到了,他们好多都是学生,如果哪一天自己关键考试的时候碰到今天的这些题目的话,他们简直不敢想象啊,而且别忘了现在张烨出的只是小学算术题,若是真让他出几道初中高中或大学的数学题,那肯定更你妈不敢直视了啊,谁敢拍着胸脯说能答对张烨出的题? No one dares! 谁也不敢啊! Had not looked that Peking University Mathematics Teacher knelt! 没看北大数学老师都跪了么! On weibo, authoritative sources of educational circle were exploded unexpectedly also by several elementary school arithmetics, „after these topics looked at the answer, knows that is not difficult, person but who can respond, too few were too few! The brain of Zhang Ye truly is the Mathematics treasure, these splendid topics also gave on the educational circle a class, I had the premonition, likely the future taking an exam test, must toward this new direction development, the beforehand taking an exam test in be extremely decayed and obsolete, was unable to follow the time, but Zhang Ye, opened a leafed door to us!” 微博上,一个教育界的权威人士竟然也被几道小学算术炸出来了,“这些题目看了答案后才知道都不难,可是真能答对的人,太少太少了!张烨的大脑确实是数学界的瑰宝,这些精彩的题目也给教育界上了一课,我有预感,很可能今后的应试考试,要往这个新方向发展发展了,以前的应试考试太过于腐朽和陈旧,已经无法跟上时代了,而张烨,给我们打开了一扇门!”
To display comments and comment, click at the button