8 : 00 pm.
晚上八点了。Chenchenputs down the pen, receivesbusy book, „Zhang Ye, Ifinished the homework, Imustwatch the television.”辰辰放下笔,收起作业本,“张烨,我写完作业了,我要看电视。”BrushedthisWeiboZhang Yeto smiletocell phonedoes not gather together the mouth, hearYancelooks at the past, „finishedreally? Ok, looksa while.”
刷这微薄的张烨一直在对着手机笑不拢嘴,闻言侧头看过去,“真写完了啊?行吧,去看一会儿吧。”Chenchenlooked for the remote control, satopensin the sofageneraltelevision, was broadcasting the stage, finallyfound the domestic-madeanimationpiece that had broadcastrecentlyhotly, unemotionallyto look, thisanimationpiecewas notthattimber wolf the smallwhite rabbitand so onroaringchild, butfacedinseveralyears old of eventwenty -year-old masculinecrowd, becausewas the animationpiece of knight-errant, hadto fight the love, sincewere the person of Zhang Yethisages, ifnottoonitpickingdid not select food, looksearnestly was also canlookto go.辰辰就找来了遥控器,坐在沙发上将电视机打开,一个一个地播着台,最后找到了最近热播的国产动画片,面无表情地看着来,这动画片不是那种大灰狼啊小白兔啊之类的哄小孩子的,而是更面向于十几岁甚至二十几岁的男性人群的,因为是个武侠的动画片,有打斗有爱情,既然是张烨这种年龄段的人,如果不太挑剔不太挑食的话,认真看一看也是能看进去的。„Zhang Ye.”
“张烨。”„Does?”
“又干嘛?”„Newvolumedeveloped.”
“新一集演完了。”„Thatended.”
“那就完了呗。”„Imustlook atfront, youreturnto broadcasttome.”
“我要看前面的,你给我回播。”„one's ownlane.”
“自己弄。”„I, Zhang Ye, youwill not returnto broadcasttome.”
“我不会,张烨,你给我回播。”Zhang Yewas quarrelled, hasto get out of bedfortaking the remote controlmakestoher, thatvolume that will missbeforejumpedplaybackinginterfacetoChenchen, thisdid well.张烨被吵得不行了,只好下了床给拿遥控给她弄,将之前错过的那一集给辰辰跳到了回放的界面,这才弄好。Chenchenhas a liking for the animationpiece, againno matteralsoZhang Ye.辰辰看上动画片,就再也不管张烨了。Zhang Yeis also gladidly , to continue to interactwith the peopleonweibo, inshorttime, hisseveraltopicswriteto be the same withafternoonthatextraordinarygod, allgot angryinweibo, more and morehugeweibouser groupbelieve in evil doctrinesdoes not catch up with the problem solving, the oathmustwith an elementary studentsminute of height.张烨也乐得清闲,继续在微博上跟众人互动,短短时间内,他的几道题目跟下午那奇葩神题一样,全在微博上火了,越来越庞大的微博用户群都纷纷不信邪地一波波赶来解题,誓要与小学生们分个高低。„Icame!”
“我来了!”„Severalminutes?”
“还有几分钟啊?”„Time limitalsohasfiveminutes, grasps!”
“限时还有五分钟,抓紧啊!”„Isolvetogether, butdoes not know that answeris right.”
“我解出来一道,但不知道答案对不对啊。”„In a big hurryquick, did not havetime! Everybodydo not give up, profits by opinions from various sources, is not goodwrites the answerwithPeking UniversitythatMathematicsTeacher, do not letZhang Yelaugh last!”
“快快快,没时间了!大家都别放弃,集思广益,不行就跟着北大的那个数学老师写答案,别让张烨笑到最后!”„Agreement!”
“同意!”„Onbrothers and sisters!”
“兄弟姐妹们上啊!”„KillsTeacher Zhang!”
“干掉张老师!”Zhang Yethinksveryamusing, moreovertoday'sgoalhas been actually also achieved, the«Zhang YeLecture room» that heopens, everybody'sstrong request, is for the amusinggoalfirstsecond, threecome, in factZhang Yeissees the circumstanceto be good, taking the opportunitypullssomepopularity, he entertainer who seizes every opportunitynot to let offanycanenhance the fameopportunity, neverdislikespopularityto be few, neverselectsthisto selectthat.张烨觉得很好玩,而且今天的目的其实也已经达到了,他开的这个《张烨讲堂》,一来是大家的强烈要求,二来是出于好玩的目的,三来啊,实际上张烨是见情势不错,就借机多拉高一些人气,他可是见缝插针不放过任何可以提高名气机会的艺人,从不嫌人气少,从不挑这挑那。one's ownjust the promotionwasB-list Star, in fact was also last in B-listrating, weakest, behindhimrankedC-listratingfirstCCTVSpring FestivalHostChen Yeto eye covetouslytohimin addition, recentlyinhavingnewmovement, was pushedbyZhang Yehas gotten downhedefinitelyis not willingly, thereupon, Zhang Yethearithmeticclassroomalsoshoulders the heavy responsibility, hemustpullone's ownpopularityagain, cannotbe pursuedbyChen Ye, muststand firmone's ownthoroughlyin the position of B-listrating.自己刚晋升为二线明星,其实说白了也就是二线评级里的最后一名,最弱的一个,加上他后面排名三线评级第一位的央视春晚主持人陈野可是一直对他虎视眈眈呢啊,最近一直在有新动作,被张烨挤了下来他肯定是不甘心的,于是乎,张烨的这次算术课堂也是肩负重任的,他是要再拉高一下自己的人气,不能让陈野追上来,要彻底稳住自己在二线评级的位置。
The Celebrityratingdatastandard of thisworld, is a gadget of networkingbigdata, for example the Celebritysearchindex of eachwebsite, the Weibofanspopulation, leaves the mirrorlead, the commentaryreputation of work, synthesizes an appraisal that all sortscountto place, is objectiveZhang Yenot to know, butheknows that thisEarthallpeoplelook atthisappraisallist, recognizesthis, is why fixedas for the population of eachCelebritylevel, Zhang Yehas also looked at the officialexplanation, has understood a meaning of underrating, the officialviewis, they. Thinks that people'sattentiontopublicly people are limited, the energy of people are also limited, for examplewas called the youngbrightperson, heliked20Celebrity, these20Celebrityrankedinhimdefinitelyalso has lowhigh, hadspeciallikes, there arearrivedmustfade from the memoryimmediately, the energy of personlimited, was possibleheto pay attentiontonewCelebritysuddenly, all of a suddenespeciallyliked, was very so possible, helikedin the listplacingthatCelebrity, perhapsonhas faded from the memorybyhimfinally, only ifthere is the newworkor a newevent., Otherwisesmallbrightenormously may not goto pay attention tohimon own initiative.
这个世界的明星评级数据标准,是一个联网大数据的玩意儿,比如各个网站的明星搜索指数啊,微薄的粉丝人数啊,出镜率啊,作品的评论口碑啊,综合种种统计出来的一个评估排名,客观不客观张烨不知道,但他知道这个地球的所有人都是看这个评估榜单的,也都认这个,至于每一个明星层级的人数为什么是固定的,张烨也看过官方的说明,理解了一下评级的意思,官方的说法是,他们。认为民众对于公众人物的关注度是有限的,民众的精力也是有限的,比如一个叫小明的人,他喜欢20个明星,这20个明星在他心里的排名肯定也有高有低,有特别喜欢的,也有已经到了马上要淡忘的,人的精力的有限的,可能他突然关注到了一个新明星,也一下子特别喜欢,那么很可能,他心里喜欢名单中排名最后的那个明星,或许就被他淡忘了,除非有新作品或新事件。,否则小明就极大可能就不会去主动关注他了。
The peopleenergyis limited, the cakesois big.
民众精力有限,蛋糕就这么大。Thisispopularityappraises the reason of fixedlevelpopulation.
这就是人气评估固定层级人数的原因。Naturally, if the expansion of market, for example the ruralurbanization, the living standardwill improvefrom now on, the spiritual pursuitdemandis bigger, before being getting more and more , did not close the entertainmentCelebritycrowdto pay attention, the cakeexpanded, thenofficialwill also consider all the factors, renewed the establishment of ratingSystem, will increase the entertainerquotabased oneachlevelfixedpopulation, butthismatterdefinitelywasuncommon, perhapstwoyearscannot renewonetime, cannotcount onthese, mainlymustdepend onone's own, Zhang Ye was very at heart clearto the plan of one's own, thereforestood firmcurrentpopularityishis must first do, Only thenhas stood firm the footstepsfirst, cansay that the nextstepmatter, cansaygoes tofrontto pursuetheseotherB-listBig shotfameagain, otherwiseis the empty talk. Butnowlooks like, thiseffecthas achievedby far, has overfulfilled the duty!
当然,如果今后市场扩大了,比如农村城市化,生活水平提高,精神追求需求更大,越来越多以前不关娱乐明星的人群关注了过来,蛋糕扩大,那么官方也会综合考虑,更新评级系统的设置,会在每个层级固定人数的基础上增加艺人名额,但是这种事肯定是不常见的,没准两年也更新不了一次,不能指望这些,主要还是得靠自己,张烨心里对自己的规划就十分清楚,所以稳住当前的人气是他第一个要做的,只有先稳住了脚步,才能说下一步的事情,才能说再去往前面追那些其他二线大腕儿的名气,否则都是空谈。而现在看来,这个效果已经远远达到了,超额完成了任务!time.时间到。Shouldtogiving the answertime.
该到给答案的时候喽。Zhang Yepublishesweibo saying: „Was good, the answerended, has not sent the answerfinallygivesoneminute of timeagain.”张烨发表微博道:“好了,答题结束,没有发答案的最后再给一分钟时间。”„Alreadyonehour?”
“已经一小时了?”„!”
“啊!”„And so on!”
“等等等等!”„Iwas goodimmediately!”
“我马上好了!”„Waits foragain! Icalculateagain!”
“再等一下啊!我再算一下!”Zhang YecolleaguethatPeking UniversityMathematicsTeacherhas also handed over the answer paperin the finalmoment, immediately, had been plagiarizedby the innumerablenetizens, turned intotheirone's ownanswer.张烨的同事那北大数学老师也在最后关头交出了答卷,顿时,也被无数个网友们抄袭了过去,变成他们自己的答案了。
After Zhang Yelooks, actuallywith something else in mindsmiles, thenhestartsoneto write a topicannouncementanswer, naturally, must certainlywrite the explanation and answerprocess of eachproblem, thesetopics that becausehesetshave the elementary schoolarithmetictopic of trap, if not give the problem solvingprocesslightto give the answer, not the clearpersoncannot understand, theywill not be convinced, thereforeZhang YedeliversBuddhato deliver to the west, came an entirecovering.张烨看后,却是不以为然地笑,然后他开始一道题一道题地公布答案,当然,肯定也要写出每一道题的解释和答题过程的,因为他出的这些题都是有陷阱的小学算术题,如果不给出解题过程光给答案,不明白的人根本看不懂,他们不会服气,所以张烨送佛送到西,来了个全套儿。
The firsttopic......
第一题……
The secondtopic......
第二题……
The thirdtopic......
第三题……Answersmade known!
一个个答案被揭晓了!
After the peoplelook, allleans this way and that!
众人看后,全是东倒西歪!„Pū!”
“噗!”„God!”
“上帝啊!”„Originallyisthis!”
“原来是这样!”„Also is really the elementary schoolarithmetictopic?”
“还真是小学算术题啊?”„Severalcircleproblems, Ihave kneltsteadily!”
“数圈圈这道题,我已跪稳!”„, Does thisproblemgatheris being so simple? Myyourmotheralsowentto think the arrangement! Cheats! Teacher Zhangyourunfairperson!”
“靠,这道题合着这么简单啊?我你妈还去想排列组合了呢!坑人啊!张老师你丫太坑人了!”„......”
“……”„WhyIknewTeacher Zhangpersonal enemythese manyfinally! Teacher Zhangyou, ifsuchcheatsyounot to have the friendreally! Tears!”
“我终于知道张老师为什么仇家这么多了!张老师你要是这么坑人你真的没朋友的啊!泪目!”„Fuck! Allis the pit! Allis the trap!”
“我草!全是坑啊!全是陷阱啊!”
Before onehour, sees the topictime, peoplealreadyinmotherfucker, whensawnow the answersowas simple, everybodyisjumps the perneirasto cry, startsto curse the Zhang Yegoing to bathroomconstipationto go outsteps on the banana skin! These manyextraordinarytocannot the extraordinarytopic, howheactuallythinkagain!
一小时前看到题目的时候,众人就已经在骂娘了,当现在看到答案原来就这么简单的时候,大家更是跳脚气哭,一个个都开始诅咒张烨上厕所便秘出门踩香蕉皮!这么多奇葩到不能再奇葩的题,他到底怎么想的啊!„Whoresponded?”
“谁答对了?”„Whomlooked atto be rightquickly?”
“快看谁对了?”„Imade a mistake.”
“我错了。”„Imade a mistake.”
“我又错了。”„Topicis not really difficult, buttrapunfair!”
“题真的不难,可陷阱太坑了啊!”ManyareTeacherwrites the netizens of sameansweralsosuddenlyto discoverwiththatPeking UniversityMathematicstogetherthatPeking UniversityMathematicsTeacheralsoansweredmistakenly a problemunexpectedly, was the secondtopic, asked that fourlines of digitaccording toanyrulearrangement, the answerarrangedaccording to the pronunciationactually.
好多跟着那北大数学系老师一起写一样答案的网友们也突然发现,北大数学老师居然也答错了其中的一道题啊,是第二道题目,问那四行数字是按照什么规律排列的,答案其实是按照发音排列的。1 st, 3, 7and8.
1、3、7、8一声。102.
102声。5 th, 9three.
5、9三声。2 nd, 4and6four sounds.
2、4、6四声。Thisis the languageandkeeps a promise the compoundtopic of union!
这是语文和算数结合的复合题目啊!
The netizenswere repulsed.
网友们都败退了。„Peking UniversityMathematics isn't Teachergood?”
“连北大数学老师也不行?”„Is annihilated?”
“全军覆没吗?”„Probablynobodyrespondsreallycompletely!”
“好像真的没有人全部答对!”„Reallyis annihilated? OMG!”
“真是全军覆没?我的天啊!”
The outstanding students of thesePeking UniversityMathematicsdepartments, was defeated, nobodyallresponds, mosthas also respondedthreeproblems.
那些北大数学系的高材生们,也一个个败下阵来,没有一个人全答对,最多也就是答对了三道题。Yao Jiancai: „Ithought that Isleep, seeing the answerto come out, Idiscovered that Ihavetwoproblems unable to understandto the answer!”姚建才:“我觉得我还是睡觉吧,看见答案出来,我发现我有两道题对着答案也都看不懂!”Peking UniversitySu Na: „Ihave not respondedunexpectedlytogether......”北大的苏娜:“我竟然一道都没答对……”Big Sabre Brohas not respondedsimilarlycompletely, Fan Yingyunonright the firsttopic. Zhang Yeknows the Big Sabre BroMathematicslevel, worldtopHacker, is skilled in the person who the programmingandbreaks, Mathematicsaffirmed that could not miss, 010101, theydealt with the binary system, sometimeshowever the Mathematicsleveltooin a big wayhas not relatedwithMathematicsanswerpossiblyanything, answered the tastefulfirstpoint, was actually the mentality.大刀兄同样没答对全部,范映芸就对了第一题。张烨知道大刀兄的数学水平,一个世界顶尖的黑客,又是精通编程和破译的人,数学肯定差不了,010101的,他们就是跟二进制打交道的,然而数学水平跟数学答题有时候可能并没有什么太大联系,答题讲究的第一点,其实是思路。ThisaspectisZhang Yeis expected, the firsttopichas blocked actuallyoverwhelming majoritiesand even90%people, the secondtopiccontinuesto strangle to death, canachieveto respond the person of thirdtopic, almostdid not have. AfterZhang Yethatworldmanypeoplesawtopichas responded, but many peoplewerebeforehave looked at the answeractually, but alsosometopicswereeverybodyearlyhave contacted, knew the problem solvingmentality, thereforea handfulpeople can also solve, butthisEarthwas different, everybodystudied and thing of test was quite traditionalandinflexible, theyhave not contacted this kind of topic, result that therefore a basicthatflexiblementality, the grouphas not extinguishedalsoonnotaccident.
这个局面是张烨预料之中的,第一题其实就拦住了绝大多数乃至90%的人,第二题继续绞杀,能做到答对第三题的人,几乎就已经没有了。在张烨那个世界很多人看到题目后都答对了,不过实际有很多人是之前看过答案了,还有的题目是大家早都接触过的,知道解题思路了,于是一小撮人也还是能解出来的,可这个地球不一样,大家学习的和考试的东西都相当传统和死板,他们根本没接触过这类题目,所以根本没有那种灵活的思路,团灭的结果也就不意外了。Peopledisastrous defeat!
众人惨败!Zhang Yecomes to an endby the total victory.张烨以全胜告终。Saw onlyyouthTeacher of thatPeking UniversityMathematicsdepartmentto standto speak, the forced smilesaid: „Looked atthesetopics, in additionthatarithmeticproblem of noon, Ifeltsuddenly, cannot bearthink of a matter, ifelementary school the test of examination papermiddle schoolisas for the test question of college entrance examination, luckilydoes not haveProfessorZhang Yeto participate, ifin the setting the topicpersonhasZhang Ye, without a doubt, to the examineessimplyisnightmarishexistence!”
只见那北大数学系的青年老师站出来说话了,苦笑道:“看了这些题目,加上中午的那道算术题,我突然感觉一身冷汗,忍不住想到一件事,如果小学的试卷中学的考试乃至于高考的试题,幸亏是没有张烨教授参与啊,要是出题人里有张烨的话,毫无疑问,对考生们简直是一个噩梦般的存在!”„Yes!”
“是啊!”„Shit, Ienroll the college entrance examinationthis year, do not frightenme!”
“我靠,我今年就参加高考了,您别吓我啊!”„Can't? Do not look forZhang Yeto publish the examination paper! Ifthisgoods an examination paper, Peking UniversityTsinghuastudy the tyrantalsoyourmother20 points one, the zerohas the possibility!”
“不会吧?千万别找张烨出试卷啊!这货要是出一份试卷,北大清华的学霸也得你妈得二十分一下啊,零分都有可能!”
The netizenswere frightened, theymanyare the students, ifwhichday of one's ownkeytesttimebumps intothesetopics of today, theydo not dareto imaginesimply, moreoverwhatdo not forgetpresentZhang Yeto leaveis only the elementary schoolarithmetictopic, Math question(s) of how manyjunior middle schoolhigh schoolifmakeshimleaveoruniversity, thatdefinitelyyourmotherdoes not dareto look straight ahead, whodaresto strike one's chest saying that canrespond the topic that Zhang Yesets?
网友们真被吓到了,他们好多都是学生,如果哪一天自己关键考试的时候碰到今天的这些题目的话,他们简直不敢想象啊,而且别忘了现在张烨出的只是小学算术题,若是真让他出几道初中高中或大学的数学题,那肯定更你妈不敢直视了啊,谁敢拍着胸脯说能答对张烨出的题?No onedares!
谁也不敢啊!Had not looked that Peking UniversityMathematicsTeacherknelt!
没看北大数学老师都跪了么!Onweibo, authoritative sources of educational circlewere exploded unexpectedly alsobyseveralelementary schoolarithmetics, „after thesetopicslooked at the answer, knows that is not difficult, person but who canrespond, toofewwere too few! The brain of Zhang Yetrulyis the Mathematicstreasure, thesesplendidtopicsalsogaveon the educational circle a class, Ihad the premonition, likely the futuretaking an examtest, musttowardthisnewdirection development, the beforehandtaking an examtestinbe extremely decayedandobsolete, was unable to follow the time, butZhang Ye, opened a leafed doortous!”微博上,一个教育界的权威人士竟然也被几道小学算术炸出来了,“这些题目看了答案后才知道都不难,可是真能答对的人,太少太少了!张烨的大脑确实是数学界的瑰宝,这些精彩的题目也给教育界上了一课,我有预感,很可能今后的应试考试,要往这个新方向发展发展了,以前的应试考试太过于腐朽和陈旧,已经无法跟上时代了,而张烨,给我们打开了一扇门!”
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