IRAS :: Volume #6

#556: Mr. Zhang Ye is really really kind

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This has shocked many people really! 这一幕真惊呆了不少人！ By white resolute Peking University Teacher was also scared, immediately opens the handbag, extracts a wrinkled today's Beijing morning paper from inside, fast spreads out the third edition! 白毅旁边的一个北大老师也傻眼了,马上翻开皮包,从里面抽出一张皱皱巴巴的今天的京城晨报,飞快摊开到第三版！ Is impossible to remember! 不可能记得住！ I have not believed really! 我还真就不信了！ Immediately, many Teacher have also encircled, including Bai resolute who and the others does not believe in evil doctrines! 登时,好多老师也都围了上来,包括不信邪的白毅等人！ Bai resolute saying makes Zhang Ye tell him the morning paper third edition of content, was actually speaks thoughtlessly really a saying, his one's own does not remember that but wants with an evidence to explain that his viewpoint, told Zhang Ye you to be good as a live broadcast Host memory, that also had not being able to remember time, finally who wants to turn into such an aspect, reads in that newspaper the Zhang Ye mouth with exactly the same writing that said that white resolute thorough was speechless! 白毅说出让张烨告诉他晨报第三版的内容,其实真的就是随口一说啊,他自己都不记得了,只是想用一个佐证说明他的观点,告诉张烨你作为一个直播主持人就算记忆力再好,那也有记不住的时候,结果谁想变成了这么一个局面,看着那报纸上跟张烨嘴里说的一模一样的文字,白毅彻底无语了！ Zhang Ye was still saying, moreover language is fast, a point stammered does not hit, probably was really the journalist is reporting the news to be the same, „...... The newspaper publishes the total printing compared with the previous year basic impartial. The national newspaper publishes the total printing 482. 400 million, were basic with last year. And, - Yang - level newspaper 80. 800 million, local paper 401. 600 million. The national newspaper total printing big provinces and cities area is Guangdong 4.36021 billion, Zhejiang 3.4628 billion, Shandong 3.16315 billion, Jiangsu 2.85738 billion, Shanxi 2.19427 billion, Henan 2.14226 billion, Hubei 1.98202 billion, Sichuan 1.6992 billion, Hebei 1.64244 billion and Liaoning 1.63232 billion.” 张烨还在说,而且语速很快,一点磕巴都不打,就好像真的是个新闻工作者在播报新闻一样,“……报纸出版总印数与上年相比基本持平。全国报纸出版总印数482。400000000份,与上年基本持平。其中,中-央-级报纸80。800000000份,地方报纸401。600000000份。全国报纸总印数较大的省市区为广东4360210000份、浙江3462800000份、山东3163150000份、江苏2857380000份、山西2194270000份、河南2142260000份、湖北1982020000份、四川1699200000份、河北1642440000份、辽宁1632320000份。” Zhang Ye just said the first time, everybody listened silly, when he spoke of following a series of as precise as the numerical information of number in the units place time, the scared this word was unable to describe presented these people shocked! Hurries to go to with hand in newspaper the ratio to be right! 张烨刚说第一段的时候,大家已经听傻了,等他说到后面的一系列精确到个位数的数字信息的时候,傻眼这个词都已经不能来形容在场这些人的震惊了！赶紧拿着手上的报纸去一个个地比对！ 4.36021 billion? 4360210000份？ The digit was right! 数字对了！ 3.4628 billion? 3462800000份？ This digit was also right! 这个数字也对了！ Statistics that this type does not have the rule your also energy remembered you? 这种毫无规律的统计数字你也能记住啊你？ Peking University Teacher sucks in an cold air/Qi, „entire was right! A digit right!” 一个北大老师倒抽一口冷气,“全对了！一个数字都没错！” Su Na at heart was also calling Shit, early knows ability that Zhang Ye has being completed, but has not actually thought to be able such fucking awesome! Is this photographic memory?? 苏娜也在心里叫了声我靠,早知道张烨有一手脱稿的本领,但却没想会这么牛-逼啊！这是过目不忘吗？？ This report actually also big sections, but looks at everybody's expression, Zhang Ye again had not said that dialog resolute [say / way]: „Teacher Bai, did these many suffice?” 这篇报道其实还有一大段,不过看着大家的表情,张烨也就没再说了,对白毅道:“白老师,这么多够了吗？” Bai resolute had food stuck in the throat, does not speak. 白毅被噎住了一下,不吭声了。 Zhang Ye said with a smile: „My memory can?” 张烨笑道:“我的记忆力还是可以的吧？” As soon as the people listen, the heart said that this far more than yes, this is counter Heavens/Days! 众人一听,都心说这何止是可以啊,这是逆天啊！ Just now also approved that must carry off several Teacher look at each other in dismay of that big three female student several, does not speak, added that anything said! Even if clearly knows that Zhang Ye possibly has to harbor the suspicion of student, their this little while could not open the mouth, others had proven really he is startled for the memory of beauty, in the morning has read a time newspaper, no error all can carry, but their how many? Just had looked at the newspaper possibly continually title could not remember, Zhang Ye this Kungfu, on the scene had one is, no one was good! Such a person, now strikes one's chest to say is not the spit that this school girl spits, who can also say what? Who can say that is better than Zhang Ye memory? 方才还赞成要带走那个大三女生的几个老师面面相觑了好几眼,也都不说话了,还说什么啊说！就算明知道张烨可能有想包庇一下学生的嫌疑,他们这会儿也开不了口了,人家已经实打实的证明了他惊为天人的记忆力,早上看过一次的报纸,一字不差地全都能背下来,而他们几个呢？刚看过的报纸可能连标题也记不得了,张烨这一手功夫,在场有一个算一个,谁也不行啊！就这么一个人,现在拍着胸脯说了不是这个女学生吐的吐沫,谁还能说什么？谁能说比张烨记忆力好？ The matter let it go. 事情不了了之了。 Zhang Ye side has patted the shoulder of that big three female student, „has been all right, goes back.” 张烨侧头拍了拍那大三女生的肩膀,“没事儿了,回去吧。” That big three female students have gone bad with emotion, „thanks Teacher Zhang! Thanks Teacher Zhang!” 那大三女生感动坏了,“谢谢张老师！谢谢张老师！” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „It is not the saliva that you spit, my in other words I should say that does not need to thank me, hurries to return to the dormitory to help get over a shock.” 张烨微笑道:“又不是你吐的口水,我就是说了我该说的,不用谢我,赶紧回宿舍压压惊吧。” The big three female students make an effort to nod, this walked, some that „Teacher Zhang really misread is not I” the anxiety, Yun San, continually has then swept in the newspaper that does not have the digit of logic to be able the person of photographic memory, how to misread, Teacher Zhang Ye definitely knows the person who spits the saliva is one's own, he definitely did not remember incorrectly, actually does not hesitate to lie to protect one's own, this...... 大三女生用力点头,这才走了,本来还有的那点“张老师是不是真看错不是我了”的疑虑,这下也云散了,一个连扫过的报纸上那毫无逻辑的数字都可以过目不忘的人,怎么会看错啊,张烨老师肯定知道吐口水的人就是自己的,他肯定没有记错,却不惜说谎保护自己,这…… On the bus, the matter as if also came to an arrangement, by the glass can see that a Peking University school leader just and people of Japan delegation speaks, both sides have both shown the smiling face, did not have what livid smell of gunpowder, should be processes, then saw that the school leader waved, hints the front person to make way. The people are loose. The bus restarts, Peking University Teacher that the school leaders and that several negotiated has not gotten out, the bus drove toward the auditorium. 大巴车上,事情似乎也谈妥了,透过玻璃能看到北大的一个校领导正和日-本代表团的人说着话,双方都露出了笑容,没有什么急赤白脸的火药味了,应该是处理好了,而后就见到校领导挥挥手,示意前面的人让开。人散。大巴车重新启动,校领导和那几个去交涉的北大老师也没下车,大巴朝着大礼堂驶去了。 The student who Bai resolute has a look at walk away, a person has not caught, is some are not willingly, naturally Zhang Ye hating, knows that is Zhang Ye chaotic that pounds in inside! 白毅看看都已经走远的学生,一个人都没抓到,也是有些不甘心,自然是把张烨给恨上了,知道都是张烨在里面捣的乱！ The welcoming party immediately started, Teacher also one after another walked toward the assembly hall half step. 欢迎会马上开始了,老师们也都陆续往礼堂快步走去了。 Professor Zeng comes up, „Little Zhang, walks.” 曾教授上来,“小张,走吧。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Alright.” 张烨笑道:“得嘞。” „Do you help the child?” Professor Zeng asked lowly. “你是不是帮孩子呢？”曾教授低低问道。 The Zhang Ye mouth wind is very tight, „does not have, do I help them do? It is not the matter that they do.” 张烨嘴风很紧,“没有啊,我帮他们干嘛？本来就不是他们干的事儿。” Professor Zeng um, has not pursued was asking. 曾教授嗯了一声,也没追着多问。 Su Na has come up from behind, sets upright a thumb to give Zhang Ye secretly, „fierce, your this memory simply god!” 苏娜从后面上来了,偷偷竖个大拇指给张烨,“厉害,你这记忆力简直神了！” „Hi, generally is ordinary.” The Zhang Ye innermost thoughts said that which this was any memory, was his first time buys Memory Search Capsule to eat from Game Ring Merchant Shop, capsule function time was five minutes, but must pay attention, this five minutes searched the memory most time, because were the Zhang Ye one's own consciousness are controlling, therefore he can also relieve the function of capsule at any time, did not need to search to finish also wants non- to be kept waiting for five minutes, such a morning newspaper Xiaoxiao page layout, naturally flower not too many time, search morning memory, on several seconds of matter, For him naturally was the piece of cake. “嗨,一般一般。”张烨心里话讲,这哪儿是什么记忆力啊,是他第一时间从游戏戒指的商城里买下了一枚记忆搜索胶囊吃掉了,胶囊的作用时间是五分钟,但要注意,这个五分钟是最多搜索记忆的时间,因为是张烨自己意识在控制,所以他也可以随时解除胶囊的作用,不用已经搜索完了却还要非傻等着五分钟,这么一份早上的报纸的一个小小的版面,当然花不了太多时间了,搜索早上的记忆,也就几秒钟的事儿,对他来说自然是小菜一碟了。 ...... …… Various campus places. 校园各处。 The Zhang Ye legend spreads in all directions. 张烨的传说四处流传。 „Really fierce, Teacher Zhang this memory really abnormal!” “真猛啊,张老师这记忆力真变-态！” „This is secondary, do we understand? Teacher Zhang is protecting us!” “这是次要的,咱们心里都明白吧？张老师是护着咱们呢！” „Yes, that studies the elder sister to spit I in side, is that studies the elder sister to do, big new student who the beforehand that basketball lets go , is also that person of Teacher Bai indication, finally Teacher Zhang said that is not they, said that real, my first time sees this Teacher!” “明白,那学姐吐吐沫的时候我就在旁边呢,就是那学姐干的,还有之前那篮球脱手的大一新生,也是白老师指认的那个人,结果张老师都说不是他们,说真的啊,我第一次见到这种老师！” „Yes, listening to Teacher Zhang Ye to say was not they the time, my nose was sour, paralysis, Teacher Zhang too your mother upheld justice!” “是啊,听张烨老师说不是他们的时候,我鼻子都酸了,麻痹,张老师太你妈仗义了啊！” „This is good Teacher!” “这才是好老师！” „This time matter chokes with rage, on the Zhang Ye sincerity toward us!” “这次的事真窝火,就张烨真心向着咱们啊！” „Proverb said that the adversity sees the true feelings, today I was understood, whose sincerity was good to us, whose hypocrisy, looked to look!” “老话说患难见真情,今天我算是明白了,谁真心对咱们好,谁虚情假意,一看就看出来了！” „, Later chatted the time dot sound of this topic, Teacher Zhang such upholds justice, we cannot betray him, let alone has leaked, mouth Yan Dian!” “嘘,以后聊这个话题的时候都小点声,张老师这么仗义,咱们也不能出卖他啊,都别说漏了,嘴巴严点！” „Right, passed on, making everybody certainly keep secret!” “对对对,都转告一下,让大家一定保密！” „Relax!” “放心！” „Did this also say with you?” “这还用你说？” „That affirmation! The tool rest I did not say on my neck!” “那肯定的！刀架在我脖子上我也不说！” „Later I recognize Teacher Zhang Ye! Really really kind!” “以后我就认张烨老师！真够意思！”
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