The atmosphere is getting more and more hot. 现场气氛越来越热。 On the stage, Crosstalk is still continuing. 台上,相声还在继续。 The Zhang Ye clear and resonant voice looks that the audiences said: „Some people questioned us, criticized us, we can understand, the people who any artistic form was impossible to let the world liked, some people said that I liked Zhang Ye Crosstalk, this not wrong, some people said that I did not like Zhang Ye Crosstalk, this not wrong, but if the second person thinks that one's own was loftier than the first person, that was completely mistaken!” 张烨朗声看着观众们道:“有人质疑我们,批评我们,我们都可以理解,任何一种艺术形式都不可能让全世界的人都喜欢,有的人说了,我就喜欢张烨的相声,这没有错,有的人说了,我就不喜欢张烨的相声,这也没有错,但如果第二种人偏偏认为自己比第一种人高雅,那就大错特错了！” ! 啪啪啪！ „Good!” “好！” „Good that said!” “说的好！” The audience applause gets up. 观众掌声起。 Zhang Ye adds: „Why this is also they always in ‚two’ reason.” 张烨补充道:“这也是他们为什么总在‘二’的原因。” „Hahaha!” The audiences smile. “哈哈哈！”观众都笑。 Zhang Ye said: „Art is not divided the height in any case.” 张烨道:“艺术是不分高低贵贱的。” Yao Jiancai nods assent, „this saying is right.” 姚建才点头同意,“这话对。” Zhang Ye said: „Lofty dispensable, on the contrary is vulgar, everybody cannot leave.” 张烨道:“高雅可有可无,反倒是低俗,人人都离不开。” „How did this saying say?” Yao Jiancai asked. “这话怎么讲？”姚建才问道。 Zhang Ye said: „Is very good to understand that for example oil painting, for example the opera, for example the ballet, you don't look to die? You cannot die, why should also do, but must leave vulgarly, you do not go on living, is the garlic vulgar? I do not believe you prepare food to fry eggplant the time does not put the garlic! Do you fry with the coffee?” 张烨说道:“很好理解,比如油画,比如歌剧,比如芭蕾舞,你不看能死吗？你死不了,该干嘛还干嘛,可是要离开了低俗,你活不下去,大蒜低俗？我不信你做饭炒茄子的时候不放蒜！你拿咖啡炒啊？” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „Which useful coffee stir-fried dish.” 姚建才笑道:“哪儿有用咖啡炒菜的啊。” Zhang Ye said: „Excrement - urine - is fart vulgar? Has the skill you to clip on the restroom for a lifetime!” 张烨道:“屎-尿-屁低俗？有本事你一辈子别上厕所！” Yao Jiancai: „Hou, that has not felt stifled!” 姚建才:“嚯,那还不憋死！” The people laugh! 众人哄笑！ Zhang Ye side head: „Is?” 张烨侧头:“是不是啊？” Yao Jiancai nods, „this actually truth.” 姚建才点头,“这倒是实话。” Zhang Ye more said more is enthusiastic, sees the audiences mood to surge upward, he has also let loose today, said: „Some people also scolded me not to understand Crosstalk, said that I in insulting this art, I was am different from Teacher Yao, Teacher Yao was the Crosstalk actor formally, hit the elementary school, I did not have, understood that my person knows, I was broadcast Host am specialized, this was my old profession, therefore was different from other players, in this Crosstalk profession, I truly was the amateur person, but amateur turned over to amateur, if you said that I did not understand Crosstalk, that was not good, I may result in you break off pull break off have pulled!” 张烨是越说越来劲,见观众们情绪高涨,他今天也放开了,道:“有人还骂我不懂相声,说我在侮辱这门艺术,我跟姚老师是不一样,姚老师是正儿八经的相声演员,打小学过,我没有,了解我的人都知道,我是播音主持专业的,这是我老本行,所以不同于其他参赛选手,在这个相声行业里,我确实是个外行人,但是外行归外行,如果你说我不懂相声,那可不行,那我可得跟你掰扯掰扯了！” amateur? 外行？ But understands Crosstalk? 但懂相声？ The Yao Jiancai doubts said: „How did this saying say?” 姚建才疑惑道:“这话怎么说？” Zhang Ye looks at the big family fortune: „I do not know that what mentality these scold me not to understand the Crosstalk Crosstalk person are not, in your eyes what calls? What called the meeting?” 张烨看着大家道:“我不知道那些骂我不懂相声不会相声的人是什么心态,在你们眼里什么才叫懂？什么才叫会？” In 100 groups of player seat areas, there is a person to shout suddenly, „filled mouth!” 100组参赛选手座位区里,有个人冷不丁喊了一声,“灌口儿！” This time, the audiences have not created a disturbance, was that gang player creates a disturbance on the contrary. 这次,观众们没起哄,反倒是那帮参赛选手起哄上了。 „Comes one!” “来一个！” „Right, coming to fill mouth!” “对,来个灌口！” „This is the Crosstalk basic skills!” “这才是相声的基本功！” „Teacher Zhang, since understands Crosstalk, that makes us experience!” “张老师既然懂相声,那就让我们见识见识吧！” How many participating Crosstalk actors of creating a disturbance, have not been suppressing the great idea, what fills mouth? Was one pile of complex phrase glossaries and story contents of lengthy speech „ding-dong” rinses the one breath that in a few words did not trip and fall saying that in Crosstalk several traditional pieces had these, this type of thing, is not the difficult issue, this was being repeatedly tempered since childhood bit by bit polishes, these Crosstalk actors of beginning a new career late in life, several years study not necessarily said that even if these master studied the Crosstalk specialized Crosstalk actor since childhood, the person of majority did not say, even if can say reluctantly that also had enough to do, will make a mistake possibly, or language fast extremely slow! Therefore fills mouth to the specialized Crosstalk actors is very difficult, let alone amateur. 起哄的几个参赛相声演员,都是没憋着好主意的,什么是灌口儿？就是长篇大论的一堆复杂字眼词汇与故事内容“当当当当”地灌进一段话里不打磕巴的一口气说完,相声里好几个传统段子都有这些,这种东西,已经不是难不难的问题了,这都是千锤百炼从小一点一点打磨出来的,半路出家的那些相声演员,几年学下来都不一定说的了,就算那些从小就跟着师傅学相声的专业相声演员,一多半的人也说不了,即便勉强能说,也很吃力,可能会出错,或者语速极慢！所以灌口儿对专业相声演员都是非常难的,更别说一个外行了。 The audiences naturally also know this point. 观众们自然也知道这一点。 „Fills mouth?” “灌口儿？” „, This group of people disturb!” “靠,这帮人又捣乱！” „Teacher Zhang, do not respond them!” “张老师,别搭理他们！” One group of strengths cannot compare the Zhang Ye player, cannot do Zhang Ye on the Crosstalk work, together creates a disturbance to resist Zhang Ye to shout with Crosstalk is depriving his qualifying, this has made many audiences be greatly disappointed to them, finally now with the scene, this group of people also holds the Zhang Ye knife, many audiences are mad heavily, thought that this group of people too did not know in any case, the technique was inferior to the person, but also old his mother tossed about! 一帮实力比不上张烨的选手,在相声作品上干不过张烨,就跟着相声界一起起哄抵制张烨嚷嚷着取消他的参赛资格,这已经让很多观众对他们大失所望,结果现在跟现场,这帮人又来捅张烨的刀子了,好多观众都气得不轻,觉得这帮人太不知好歹了,技不如人,还老他妈折腾！ Does Yao Jiancai pretend not to hear, to fill mouth? This he, he reluctantly cannot say at most little, he is a supporting speaker, fills the mouth study are not many, therefore wants to break through unable to solve to Zhang Ye, simply has disregarded the clamoring sound of that group of people. 姚建才装作没听见,灌口儿？这连他都不会啊,他顶多也就是勉强能说一点点而已,他是捧哏的,灌口学的不多,所以想给张烨解围都解不了,干脆无视了那帮人的叫嚣声。 However Zhang Ye has not actually disregarded, „fills mouth?” 然而张烨却没有无视,“灌口儿啊？” „Yes!” “是啊！” „Right!” “对！” „Has the skill to come one!” “有本事来一个！” These players do not know that in live broadcast, they thinks the camera not in the record, therefore did not have any scruples, before listened to a Zhang Ye person to scold them, scolded their these Crosstalk actors to keep silent silent, they also want to look for the gathering place! Scolded you? Good, we take the real skill to speak, the basic skills of Crosstalk actor are several years of even twenty years polish, they have not believed Zhang Ye to be able filling the oral account was really attractive, including their these new people, few that can reach an agreement! 那些参赛选手们都不知道是在直播,他们都以为摄像机没在录呢,于是也没有什么顾忌了,之前听张烨一个人哐哐哐地骂他们,骂得他们这些相声演员一个个哑口无声,他们也想把场子找回来啊！骂不过你？好,那咱们就拿真本事说话,相声演员的基本功都是十几年甚至二十几年打磨出来的,他们还真不信张烨能把灌口说的漂亮了,连他们这些新人,能说好的也没几个！ Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Oh, is gathering in your eyes, can say fills the mouth called to meet Crosstalk?” 张烨笑道:“噢,合着在你们眼里,能说灌口的才叫会相声啊？” Yao Jiancai calls the meaningful glance him. 姚建才给他打眼色。 Zhang Ye has not actually seen, „good, today these many people, me looked that everybody also very anticipated, I give everybody to come one, are you willing to listen to be willing to listen to be willing to listen?” 张烨却没看见似的,“好啊,今天这么多人在,我看大家也都挺期待的,那我就给大家来一段,你们是愿意听啊愿意听啊还是愿意听啊？” Yao Jiancai said: „Is all willing to listen?” 姚建才道:“全愿意听啊？” Tang Dazhang has gawked staring. 唐大章愣了愣。 Other Crosstalk actors slightly are also dumbstruck. 其他相声演员也微微发懵。 How meaning? Was this surnamed Zhang must say really? His meeting he! 怎么个意思？姓张的这是真要说啊？他会吗他！ The audiences see that time also one, what? Will Teacher Zhang your mother say really? Cannot! They also somewhat anticipated! 观众们见状,一时间也一愣一愣的,什么？难道张老师真你妈会说啊？不能啊！他们也有些期待上了！ Zhang Ye said with a smile: „What does everybody want to listen to?” 张烨笑道:“大家想听什么？” The female audiences shout: „«Report Name»!” 有一个女观众喊道:“《报菜名》！” This filled mouth, Zhang Ye had said in Talkshow program little, simply said the front several dishes, have not said entire, possibly has looked at that issue of Talkshow person, thinks in front of the Zhang Ye meeting behind such several dishes, after not only hearing the word, Zhang Ye smiles, immediately said: 这个灌口儿,张烨曾经在脱口秀节目里说过一点点,就是简单说了一下前面几个菜,并没有说全,可能看过那期脱口秀的人,以为张烨只会前面那么几道菜后面就不会了,闻言后,张烨笑笑,当下就道: „I asked you to eat, steam the lamb, steamed the bear's paws, steamed Lu Weier, burnt the flowered duck, burnt chickling, cooked the child goose, the stew salty duck, the sauce chicken, the cured meat, the preserved egg, small stomach, dried in the sun the meat, the sausage, assorted Su Pan, smoked the chicken, Bai Duer, steamed the eight precious ingredients pig, the polished glutinous rice ferments the duck, the pot pheasant, the pot quail, the sauced assorted, the sauced child goose, the sauced shrimp, braised the shrimp, cooked in soy shelled fresh shrimp, the pheasant, the rabbit dried meat, the dish python, the whitebait, steamed the Chinese forest frog, braised duck waist, braised duck strip, Qing mixes the duck silk. The son, yellow core barrel, cooks in a covered vessel the eel, cooks in a covered vessel the eel, the bean drum catfish, sautes the catfish, the hu skin soft-shelled turtle, sautes the carp, grasps fries the carp, softs-fry the fillet, the French fried chicken, the assorted sets intestines, hemp butter volume, cooks fresh mushroom, cooks fish dried meat, cooks fish fillet, cooks fish maw, the vinegar cooks sliced meat, cooks Bai Mo, braises the mixed sea food, fries the whitebait, braises the eel, steams the ham, fries the palaemon carinicauda, cooks in soy the azure clam, the roast flour fish, cooks in soy the bamboo shoots, the cotton rose bird's nest, fries liver point, south fries the liver to close, the oil explodes stomach Jin/benevolent, Tang Baodu leads., Stirs fry the gold thread, braises the silver thread, the sugar cooks ge to explode, the sugar cooks the water chestnut, the honey thread Chinese yam, the wire drawing fresh peach......” “我请您吃,蒸羊羔,蒸熊掌,蒸鹿尾儿,烧花鸭,烧雏鸡儿,烧子鹅,卤煮咸鸭,酱鸡,腊肉,松花,小肚儿,晾肉,香肠,什锦苏盘,熏鸡,白肚儿,清蒸八宝猪,江米酿鸭子,罐儿野鸡,罐儿鹌鹑,卤什锦,卤子鹅,卤虾,烩虾,炝虾仁儿,山鸡,兔脯,菜蟒,银鱼,清蒸哈什蚂,烩鸭腰儿,烩鸭条儿,清拌鸭丝。儿,黄心管儿,焖白鳝,焖黄鳝,豆鼓鲇鱼,锅烧鲇鱼,烀皮甲鱼,锅烧鲤鱼,抓炒鲤鱼,软炸里脊,软炸鸡,什锦套肠,麻酥油卷儿,熘鲜蘑,熘鱼脯儿,熘鱼片儿,熘鱼肚儿,醋熘肉片儿,熘白蘑,烩三鲜,炒银鱼,烩鳗鱼,清蒸火腿,炒白虾,炝青蛤,炒面鱼,炝芦笋,芙蓉燕菜,炒肝尖儿,南炒肝关儿,油爆肚仁儿,汤爆肚领儿。,炒金丝,烩银丝,糖熘饹炸儿,糖熘荸荠,蜜丝山药,拔丝鲜桃……” This big section gets down, these players listened silly! 这一大段下来,那些参赛选手都听傻了！ Tang Dazhang and allow Wenxiang and these Crosstalk artists also stunned look at each other in dismay! 唐大章、许文祥和那些相声艺术家们也错愕地面面相觑！ No one has thought that Zhang Ye not only wants not to open the mouth saying that but also has not hit one to stammer, micro may not observe including the stop of air change, even, compared with filling mouth of general these specialized Crosstalk actors, Zhang Ye must say being suitable that said quickly compared with them unexpectedly! 谁也没想到,张烨不但想也没想就开口说出来了,而且没有打一个磕巴,连换气的停顿都微不可察,甚至于,比起一般那些专业相声演员的灌口儿来讲,张烨居然比他们还要说得快说的顺！ Language fast like flying! 语速像飞一样啊！ Zhang Ye was still saying: „...... The red meatball, the white meatball, cooks the meatball, the fried meatball, the mixed sea food meatball, the four-delight dumplings, fries the meatball, the sunflower meatball, the ge fried meatball, the bean curd meatball, cooks the meat red, Bai Dunrou, the loose meat, the seasoned steamed pork, the barbecue, the soy-sauce cooked pork, the lotus leaf sauced, Pin Rou, the bacon, the horse gum, the beans preserved in soy slough, the jug meat, the pot meat, the silver piece meat, the good fortune and an official position meat, the red elbow, the white elbow, the leg of pork boiled to transparency, the beeswax elbow, burns the hu elbow, digs up elbow strip, steams the mutton, the roast mutton, the five spices mutton, the sauce mutton, fries three types, explodes three types, burns the purple lid, Cooks duck mixed, cooks the white chop suey, the mixed sea food shark fin, the chestnut chicken, the point fries the live carp, the pressed salted duck, the pony roll chicken!” 张烨还在说:“……红丸子,白丸子,熘丸子,炸丸子,三鲜丸子,四喜丸子,氽丸子,葵花丸子,饹炸丸子,豆腐丸子,红炖肉,白炖肉,松肉,扣肉,烤肉,酱肉,荷叶卤,一品肉,樱桃肉,马牙肉,酱豆腐肉,坛子肉,罐儿肉,元宝肉,福禄肉,红肘子,白肘子,水晶肘子,蜜蜡肘子,烧烀肘子,扒肘条儿,蒸羊肉,烧羊肉,五香羊肉,酱羊肉,氽三样儿,爆三样儿,烧紫盖儿,炖鸭杂儿,熘白杂碎,三鲜鱼翅,栗子鸡,尖氽活鲤鱼,板鸭,筒子鸡！” Said! 说完！ Name many! 菜名一个不少！ Audiences also one is one, was all shaken! 观众们也有一个算一个,全被震住了！ Yao Jiancai this partner, the look looks at Zhang Ye, a little hoodwinks, he does not know that Zhang Ye has this Skill, did Fuck, fill mouth to say? Not can only say, but also said compared with the specialized Crosstalk actor good? Is impossible! When this boy practices! 就连姚建才这个搭档,眼神看着张烨,也有点蒙,连他也不知道张烨有这个技能啊,我草,灌口儿都能说？不但能说,还比专业相声演员说的都好？不可能啊！这小子什么时候练的啊！ Actually Zhang Ye did not need to practice, has Memory Search Capsule already early these Crosstalk pieces filled the mouth and so on brand mark in the brain, Zhang Ye was the broadcast specialty, the glib lips one certainly, said that this naturally with playing to be the same, even end ding-dong said that has not breathed heavily including the atmosphere, was very relaxed. 其实张烨根本不用练,有记忆搜索胶囊已经早将那些相声段子灌口之类的烙印在脑中了,张烨是播音专业,嘴皮子一绝,说这个自然跟玩儿一样,甚至末了当当当当说完,连大气都没喘一口,很轻松。 The Crosstalk player does not believe in evil doctrines, the complexion changes, shouts: „«Living map»!” 有一相声参赛选手不信邪,脸色一变,喊道:“《地理图》！” The Zhang Ye next quarter said: „Rushes to the Peking University pass/test, walks the river Peking University street, Hongqiao, Yangcun, Cai Village and Hexiwu, peaceful, the wharf, Zhangjiawan, rushes to Tongzhou Baliqiao, enters Beijing complete Huamen, leaves the Beijing Deshengmen. Walks clear river, Shahe, Changping County, Nankou, Qinglongqiao, Kangzhuangzi, Huailai, Sand City, the security, Xiahuayuan, Xinzhuangzi, the Xuanhua mansion, Shalingzi, Yulin, Zhangjiakou, Chaigoubao, West Bay, Tian Town, Yanggao County, Julebao, the Zhou village, Datong, the isolated hill, Hongcibu, Feng Town, Su Ji, Jining, the three-road junction, 18, Zhuozi, three camps, Qixiaying, Tao Buqi......” 张烨下一刻就道:“奔北大关,走河北大街,大红桥,杨村、蔡村、河西务,安平,马头,张家湾,奔通州八里桥,进北京齐化门,出北京德胜门。走清河,沙河,昌平县,南口,青龙桥,康庄子,怀来,沙城,保安,下花园,辛庄子,宣化府,沙岭子,榆林,张家口,柴沟堡,西湾,天镇,阳高县,聚乐堡,周氏庄,大同,孤山,宏赐堡,丰镇,苏集,集宁,三岔口,18台,卓资,三道营,旗下营,陶卜齐……” The people hear once again dumbfoundedly! 众人又一次听得目瞪口呆！ But Zhang Ye has not said that a big section does not bring to gasp for breath probably, „...... Walks Qinhuangdao, Beidaihe, Changli County, to Luan Zhou, ancient Ye, Kaiping to Tangshan. Lutai, Hangu, Tangku, the Xin River 50 neighbors, Dongxinzhuang, Junliangcheng, the Xin River, Zhangguizhuang, milling Zhuangzi, the second culture palace, the money shop, everybody buys, railless cart yard Dawangzhuang. Crossed Jiefangqiao, Binjiangdao, Heping Road, Nan, this arrives at the Great Wall theater!” 可是张烨还没说完,噼里啪啦一大段好像都不带喘气的,“……走秦皇岛,北戴河,昌黎县,到栾州,古冶,开平到唐山。芦台,汉沽,塘沽,新河50街坊,东新庄,军粮城,新河,张贵庄,辗庄子,第二文化宫,钱庄,大家沽,无轨车厂大王庄。过了解放桥,滨江道,和平路,南市,这才到长城影剧院！” This flash, many audiences leapt one to stand! 这一瞬间,好多观众都腾地一下站起来了！ „Good!” “好！” „Shit!” “我靠啊！” „Too good Teacher Zhang!” “太牛了张老师！” „Said was too attractive!” “说的太漂亮了！” The applause stuck out suddenly suddenly in conference site, deafening! 掌声猛然间就暴起在了会场,震耳欲聋！