Scene ebullition! 现场沸腾！ Online also in ebullition! 网上也在沸腾！ Clapping the hands and shouting praise that the audiences all love, thought that Zhang Ye scolded happily, understood that the Zhang Ye people know, this walked not to be easy, has entered the police station, had forced out by the Radio Station circle, had forced out by Beijing TV Station, had forced out by Shanghai, had forced out by SARFT, at the present, after Zhang Ye has no way out, said Crosstalk, whom has not incurred not to annoy anyone, came one group of Crosstalk actors to force out him unexpectedly to resist him, this was compels the person, this matter changed anyone not to endure, naturally must scold comes back, noisy earth-shaking fight in which both sides perish! 观众们全喜闻乐见的拍手叫好,觉得张烨骂得太痛快了,了解张烨的人都知道,他这一路走来非常不易,进过局子,被电台圈子封杀过,被京城电视台封杀过,被上海封杀过,被广电封杀过,而今,张烨走投无路后去说个相声,没招谁没惹谁,竟然又来了一帮相声演员要封杀他抵制他,这是把人往死里逼啊,这种事儿换了谁也忍不了,当然要骂回来,闹一个天翻地覆鱼死网破！ Zhang Ye has no alternative let go, said: „Therefore, I noticed that now some people scolded me, saw that always the somewhat so-called expert jumped to educate me, I basically disregarded, finally has also brought forth a fierce look, I have achieved to read to spread around the world a - piece now, but in the heart did not have - the boundary of code!” 张烨无可奈何地摊了摊手,道:“所以啊,我现在看到有人骂我,看到总有些所谓的专家跳出来教育我,我就基本都无视,最后也练出了一副火眼金睛,我现在已经做到阅遍天下a-片而心中无-码的境界！” The audience collective creates a disturbance: „yi!!” 观众集体起哄:“咿！！” Yao Jiancai said: „Good, your does film look enough many?” 姚建才道:“好嘛,您片子看得够多的？” Zhang Ye nods, looks to him, „when the time comes also you.” 张烨点点头,看向他,“到时候还你。” „?” Yao Jiancai stares saying: „Do I borrow you?” “啊？”姚建才瞪眼道:“我借你的啊？” Audiences: „Hahahahaha!” 观众:“哈哈哈哈哈哈！” Tian under stage was also refinedly overjoyed, smiles cramps! 台下的田彬也乐不可支,笑得抽筋了！ In the audiences only then several are dyeing the youth men and women of Huang Maolv wool, has not smiled, instead still disturbs below, they leave the chairman's podium not to be near, but is not far. 观众里只有几个染着黄毛绿毛的青年男女,一点都没有笑,反而还在下面捣乱,他们离主席台不近,但也不算远。 A youth of red hair shouts: „Gets down bo!” 一个红头发的青年喊道:“下去啵！” A youth of green hair called out: „Anything that said!” 一青色头发的少年叫道:“说的什么啊！” „Any broken Crosstalk!” Their that 67 people come together, shouted, was the Republic person jumps a Korean to curse at people obviously suddenly, looked that his appearance was very self-satisfied, knows that other people besides their several people definitely could not understand, the superiority feeling was full. “什么破相声！”他们那67个人是一起来的,都喊上了,还有个明显是共和国的人冷不丁蹦出一句韩语来骂人,看他样子还挺得意的,知道除了他们几个人外其他人肯定听不懂,优越感十足。 This Voice jumps in the crowd, obviously is somewhat grating, many audiences not too happily look to them, this is who invited disturbs? Looks at this appearance, looks is Li Anxu or Republic of Korea Celebrity fans, the audiences knows that online is not only the Crosstalk person is scolding Zhang Ye, scolded most ominous also had these Republic of Korea person and Han's fans, these people hated the Zhang Ye bone to inter the body. 这个声音在人群里蹦起来,显然有些刺耳,好多观众都不太高兴地看向他们,这是谁请来捣乱的啊？看这打扮,一看就是李安旭或者韩国明星的粉丝,观众都知道,网上不仅仅是相声界的人在骂张烨,骂的最凶的还有那些韩国人和哈韩的粉丝,这些人一个个都恨张烨入骨。 The front, Tang Dazhang turns head, how many people some allow Wenxiang and Crosstalk actors also looked that if other people said Crosstalk time under has the audience to disturb, they will not be possibly happy that after all others are performing, can you have the most minimum respect? However what now performs is Zhang Ye, these Crosstalk actors hear the sound that some people disturb, instead thought that very comfortable, is not grating. 前排,唐大章回头,许文祥和一些相声演员们也回望了一眼那几个人,要是其他人说相声的时候下面有观众捣乱,他们可能会很不高兴,毕竟人家在表演,你得有个最起码的尊重吧？但是现在表演的是张烨,这些相声演员听到有人捣乱的声响,反而觉得挺舒服的,一点也不刺耳。 On stage. 台上。 Yao Jiancai heard, the brow jumps. 姚建才听见了,眉头一跳。 The scene somewhat is all of a sudden static, the atmosphere a little changes. 场面一下子有些静,气氛有点变。 Zhang Ye has a look at the following that several people, has smiled, does not have, because these affect anything, instead added the piece temporarily, „topic must return lofty and on vulgar.” 张烨看看下面那几人,笑了一下,一点也没因为这些影响到什么,反而是临时加了段子,“话题还是得回到高雅和低俗上。” Yao Jiancai: „Um.” 姚建才:“嗯。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Some people think that what is lofty?” 张烨笑道:“有些人认为什么是高雅？” Yao Jiancai is startled, hasn't this said according to the book? But also responded quickly, „what was?” 姚建才一怔,这怎么没按本子说啊？但也反应很快,“什么是？” Zhang Ye said: „Worships foreign countries to curry favor with foreign powers!” 张烨道:“崇洋媚外！” „Ha?” Yao Jiancai said. “哈？”姚建才道。 Zhang Ye ridiculed: „Studies the foreigner, the thing of foreigner is good, the thing of foreigner is lofty, has Han, had date, he he, told the facts, before, that was our vassal state, year after year presented tribute years to profess allegiance, has a son, but must deliver to our here, when the hostage came, now do you study with it?” 张烨讥讽道:“学外国人,老外的东西都是好的,老外的东西都是高雅的,有哈韩的,有哈日的,呵呵,实话实说啊,在以前,那都是咱们的属国,年年进贡岁岁称臣,生一个儿子,还得送到咱们这里当人质来,现在你跟它学？” Tian Bin applauds under! 田彬在下头鼓掌！ The Yao Jiancai forced smile, „has this phenomenon.” 姚建才苦笑,“是有这个现象。” Zhang Ye said: „Sometimes I cannot get used to seeing, children study this, that hair cuts resembles with anything, Gaoping, flings broken, bothers bottom. Red spoken parts that dyes, red spoken parts, look like the spicy cabbage really!” 张烨道:“有时候我就看不惯,孩子们学这个,那头发剪得跟什么似的,高平,甩碎儿,蘑菇底儿。染的一道红一道白,一道红一道白,真像辣白菜！” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „Yeah, this looks is Han.” 姚建才笑道:“哎,这一看就是哈韩的。” Many audiences have smiled! 好多观众已经笑起来！ That several Han's youth men and women stared, their several are similar hairstyles, Shit! Zhang Ye scolded Crosstalk also to scold them! 那几个哈韩的青年男女都瞪起了眼睛,他们几个就都是类似的发型啊,我靠！张烨骂完相声界又来骂他们了！ Zhang Ye actually also visits them, „trouser legs coverings are fatter than the waist, No. 36 foot wears No. 41 shoes, the big eyelash turns, selected the hat!” 张烨却还看着他们,“裤腿儿比裤腰还肥,36号脚穿41号鞋,大眼睫毛一翻,啪,把帽子都挑下来了！” Yao Jiancai: „Hou, the hat was too light.” 姚建才:“嚯,帽子太轻了。” Han fans that the audiences love, before having a look at how many, disturb, the heart saying that you also do dare to remove the Zhang Ye stage? You do not know that male servant is a specialized black Han 20 years of person! Provokes he? Your this does not pick to scold! How the however many audiences are also interested Zhang Ye saying that because in «Zhang Ye's Talkshow», many people had listened to Zhang Ye with Talkshow situation cursed Republic of Korea, but Crosstalk with Talkshow obviously is not an artistic form, said that is definitely different, they have not listened really! 观众们喜闻乐见,看看那几个之前捣乱的哈韩粉丝,心说你们还敢拆张烨的台？你们不知道那厮是专业黑韩20年的主儿啊！挑衅他？你们这不是捡骂么！不过好多观众也都很感兴趣张烨会怎么说,因为在《张烨脱口秀》里,很多人已经听过了张烨用脱口秀的形势大骂韩国了,但相声和脱口秀显然不是一种艺术形式,说起来肯定不一样,他们还真没听过呢！ Zhang Ye has also satisfied everybody's wish, said: „Heard that the Republic of Korea capable person are many.” 张烨还真满足了大家的心愿,道:“听说韩国能人很多啊。” Yao Jiancai talked about with interest: „That many.” 姚建才乐道:“那不少。” Zhang Ye eye very bright [say / way]: „Heard in the world can person are Republic of Korea, Tathagata buddha, Sage Confucius, is their, heard that links Teacher Yao is also their country.” 张烨眼睛很亮道:“听说世界上能的人都是韩国的,如来佛,孔圣人,都是他们的,听说连姚老师也是他们国家的。” Yao Jiancai hurries to wave the hand: „I not.” 姚建才赶紧摇手:“我可不是啊。” Zhang Ye takes a look at him: „You, if were good, they do not know that our fierce, delivered several to say there Crosstalk rushing Republic of Korea, arrived in their accurate perishing country!” 张烨瞅瞅他:“你要是就好了,他们不知道咱的厉害,送几个说相声的奔韩国,到那儿他们准亡国！” Yao Jiancai said: „My goodness, said Crosstalk that can toss about?” 姚建才啊道:“好家伙,说相声的那么能折腾呐？” This piece, the audiences smiled one group immediately, splendid! This your mother was too splendid! Originally Zhang Ye does not use the Talkshow situation, can scold the club with Crosstalk, moreover not only gave to damage Republic of Korea, but also gave in taking along to scold Crosstalk! 这段子一出,观众们登时笑成了一团,精彩啊！这你妈太精彩了！原来张烨就算不用脱口秀的形势,用相声也能骂棒子啊,而且不但把韩国又给损了一遍,还将相声界也给捎带上骂了！ Several Crosstalk actor palms of the hand have clapped the chair arm rest! 有几个相声演员一巴掌拍了椅子扶手！ That several Han Fen also facial color became flushed to get angry! 那几个哈韩粉也都面色涨红怒极了！ Zhang Ye has not ended, said: „Heard that Republic of Korea made any rocket recently, sits Scientist, wants on Sun to come up.” 张烨还没完,道:“听说韩国最近弄一个什么火箭,坐着科学家,要上太阳上去。” Yao Jiancai blocks him: „, You first a while, in Sun?” 姚建才拦住他:“诶,你先等会儿,上太阳上？” Zhang Ye said: „Right.” 张烨道:“对。” The Yao Jiancai perspiration said: „Sun is hot, that is the fireball.” 姚建才汗道:“太阳多热,那是火球啊。” Zhang Ye said suddenly: „The Republic of Korea person said that night goes.” 张烨眨眼道:“韩国人说,夜里去。” All audiences smiled to spurt! 所有观众都笑喷了！ Yao Jiancai speechless [say / way]: „Person who I have not seen such do not have the mind, night makes sense?” 姚建才无语道:“我就没见过这么没心眼儿的人,夜里去像话么？” Zhang Ye damages saying: „The person in that place, we cannot master in any case, our truth truth, is a small country.” 张烨损道:“反正那个地方的人,咱们也搞不懂,咱实话实话,就是一个小国家。” Yao Jiancai nods, „is not quite actually big.” 姚建才点头,“倒是不太大。” Zhang Ye said: „It could not compare with us, you looked at our that day air/Qi predict that reported reports for 15 minutes.” 张烨道:“它跟咱比不了,你看咱们那天气预报,一报得报15分钟。” Yao Jiancai um, „our place were many.” 姚建才嗯了一声,“咱们地方多呀。” Zhang Ye said: „The day of Republic of Korea the date predict that on a few words.” 张烨说道:“韩国那天日预报,就一句话。” Yao Jiancai is perplexed saying: „Said?” 姚建才不明所以道:“怎么说？” A Zhang Ye finger of space: „...... The nation has the rain!” 张烨一指天上:“……全国有雨！” Yao Jiancai humph a throat: „Did the cloud cover together? This was also too small!” 姚建才嚯了一嗓子:“一块儿云彩就罩下了？这也太小了！” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Does the nation have the rain? Pū!” “全国有雨？噗！” „Whoops I in went!” “哎呦我了里个去！” „Hahaha! Teacher Zhang Ye is old in years but with no loss of skill! Damages Republic of Korea to come simply the battle efficiency explosive table! You have a look at the eye of Teacher Zhang Ye, saying he came the vigor! Teased me!” “哈哈哈！张烨老师宝刀不老啊！损起韩国来简直战斗力爆表！你们看看张烨老师的眼睛,一说这个他就来劲儿啊！逗死我了！” „God! Scolded the god!” “神了！骂神了啊！” „You said Teacher Zhang how long this brain your mother!” “你说张老师哦这脑子到底你妈怎么长的啊！” „Is this piece that adds temporarily? Before the book definitely had not written, had not looked that Yao Jiancai has gawked, has almost not joined, Han Fen of how many disturbing this is for that piece that was on site to arrange? Good! Zhang Ye is Zhang Ye! Any thing can having words at fingertips and writing with facility with hands down!” “这是临时加的段子吧？之前本子里肯定没写,没看姚建才都愣了一下么,差点没接上,这是为了那几个捣乱的哈韩粉,临场编出来的段子？牛啊！张烨就是张烨！什么东西都能信手拈来不费吹灰之力！” „Looked at that several Han Fen, the face is scolded green!” “看那几个哈韩粉,脸都被骂绿了！” Wave after wave! 一波接着一波！ Scolded one wave is a wave! 骂完一波又是一波！ Kills one piece is a piece! 杀完一片又是一片！ That feeling seemed saying: Also who?? 那感觉仿佛在说:还有谁？？ Several Han Fen on Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai to stage glowers, but did not speak, has not disturbed again, they know that one's own this group of people were put together also scold on the stage that! 几个哈韩粉一个个对台上的张烨姚建才怒目而视,但是却不说话了,没有再去捣乱,他们知道,自己这帮人就是加在一起也骂不过台上那位！ After laughter sound, below returns peacefully. 爆笑声过后,下面重归安静。 Zhang Ye blinks the eye, „drift off, was a little right, which did we speak of?” 张烨眨巴眼,“有点跑偏了,对了,咱们说到哪儿了？” But Yao Jiancai said: „I do not know that your this does not say according to the book!” 姚建才无奈道:“我也不知道了,你这不按本子说啊！” The audiences laugh, this is on site the lines piece of in addition, Zhang Ye one's own gave one's own to say has fainted, could not receive! 观众大笑,果然啊,这是临场加的台词段子啊,张烨自己都给自己说晕了,收不回去了啊！ Tang Dazhang and many people of Crosstalk see that wait to look at the joke, is Zhang Ye a few words, made them look inadequately! 唐大章和相声界的不少人见状都等着看笑话,可是张烨一句话,就让他们看不成了！ Zhang Ye toward the recycling, makes excuses saying: „The nation has the rain...... The nation has the rain...... Therefore! What lofty is?” 张烨往回收,支吾道:“全国有雨……全国有雨……所以！高雅到底是什么？” Yao Jiancai body: „Hou, you live toward the recycling!” 姚建才身子一挺:“嚯,你这是生往回收啊！” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „I must buckle the topic.” 张烨笑道:“我得把题扣回来啊。” „Your this transition was also too big.” Yao Jiancai caresses the volume! “您这转折也太大了。”姚建才抚额！ „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Hahahaha!” “啊哈哈哈哈！” Because the scene had the accident, several Han Fen disturbs, therefore Zhang Ye changes the repertoire to insert one temporarily temporarily, the natural topic also more walks is farther, this should be a slight defect, however in the mouth of Zhang Ye, this is the fault of slight defect, by him was reversed unexpectedly to smile, teases the audiences to laugh, in the Zhang Ye mouth, said that Crosstalk probably with playing to be the same, the people were really first time listen to say Crosstalk! 因为现场出现了意外,几个哈韩粉捣乱,所以张烨临时改变了套路临时插了一段,自然话题也越走越远,本来这应该是个瑕疵的,然而在张烨的嘴里,这个本来是瑕疵的失误,竟然被他扭转为了笑点,逗得观众们哈哈大笑,在张烨嘴中,说相声好像就跟玩儿一样,众人真是第一次听过这么说相声的！ Yao Jiancai also took at heart actually, built the team to say Crosstalk with Zhang Ye, he really like a fish in water, was relaxed, he only needed the supporting speaker to be OK, only needed cradling Zhang Ye has become, other such as the fault in field the piece change, did not need him to worry, Zhang Ye could grasp versatilely, for example just, Yao Jiancai knows, if before having changed him, that old buddy, definitely grasped blindly, certainly must make the audience look to go wrong, let alone was on site to shake the new burden, they according to the book said that may not reach an agreement. However to Zhang Ye, these matters probably is not any matter, pulls wrangles, chats, a small slight defect can turn into the burden, that slight defect became already arranged to tease the audience to laugh probably generally. The Zhang Ye basic accomplishment, making Yao Jiancai this specialized Crosstalk actor somewhat blush with shame. 姚建才心里其实也服了,跟张烨搭班子说相声,他真的如鱼得水,非常轻松,他只需要捧哏就可以了,只需要托住张烨就成了,其他诸如场上的失误啊段子变化啊,都不需要他操心,张烨全能拿得住,就比如刚刚的一幕,姚建才知道,如果换了他以前那个老搭档,肯定就抓瞎了,肯定要让观众看出毛病来,更别说临场抖新包袱了,他们按照本子说都不一定能说好。但是到了张烨手里,这些事儿好像都不算什么事儿了,扯扯皮,聊聊天,一个小瑕疵都能变成包袱,那瑕疵变得好像是早就安排好了一般逗得观众哈哈大笑。张烨的基本素养,让姚建才这个专业的相声演员都有些汗颜。 Many audiences also lived a question! 好多观众心里也生起了一个疑问！ Really is Zhang Ye the amateur person? 张烨真是外行人？ Really was Zhang Ye first time says Crosstalk? Hasn't studied? 张烨真是第一次说相声？从来都没学过？