Not only the audience listened silly! 不但现场观众听傻了！ Online looked that the live broadcast common people also stare dumbfounded! 网上看直播的老百姓也瞠目结舌！ „I go!” “我去啊！” „This......” “这……” „Teacher Zhang went against heaven's will really!” “张老师真逆天了！” „Hahahahaha! Too aggressive!” “哈哈哈哈哈！太霸气了！” Online all-round blooming, even gave to explode the live broadcast message area explodes! 网上全面开花,甚至将直播留言区都给炸爆了！ Before Zhang Ye, shows, has shaken the talent on burden and creation burden, most has added on some excellent quick-witted again, this said several Crosstalk works reaches the pinnacle, all teased the audiences smiles to pull out, but today, Zhang Ye gives all people to daunt once again, Zhang Ye can also say that unexpectedly unexpectedly filled mouth, moreover looked that who such was selects any him to say anything, probably all filled the mouth skillfully to resemble, this astonishing Crosstalk foundation of basic skills, was really shakes one person dull one dull, who said that Zhang Ye will only close right up against says Crosstalk vulgarly.! Others also speak the traditional piece! Moreover said says compared with your gang specialized Crosstalk artist returns fucking awesome! 张烨之前展现出来的,一直都是抖包袱和创作包袱上的天赋,最多了再加上一些过人的机智,这才将几个相声作品说得登峰造极,把观众们全逗得笑抽了,但是今天,张烨又一次给所有人都吓住了,没成想张烨居然还能说灌口儿,而且看那样子是谁点什么他就能说什么,好像所有灌口都滚瓜烂熟似的,这惊人的相声功底,真是把人震得一呆一呆的,谁说张烨只会靠着低俗说相声啊。！人家也会传统段子啊！而且说得比你们那帮专业相声艺术家说得还牛-逼啊！ Tang Dazhang: „......” 唐大章:“……” allow Wenxiang is also black the face to be silent. 许文祥也黑着脸沉默不语。 The seat area of that side player, everybody has been dumbfounded the long time, does not speak, before that several shouted most ominous, the face had been hit to be swollen! 那边参赛选手的座位区,大家大眼瞪小眼了半晌,也都一个个不吭声了,之前那几个喊的最凶的,脸都已经被打肿了！ The audiences are still applauding. 观众还在鼓掌。 A Zhang Ye speech, they stop, „fills the mouth to be also good, the traditional piece, I will not be will not say that I will be am not the person of Crosstalk profession, but I dare saying that I will compare most Crosstalk actors to understand Crosstalk, today I put here the words, so long as you can look all will recite without seeming to pause for breath the piece, cannot say without me! Everybody can select casually, if I hit one to stammer to speak incorrectly a character, from now henceforth I said goodbye to the stage, I dare to say!” 张烨一说话,他们才停,“灌口也好,传统段子也罢,我不是不会说,我是并非相声行业的人,但我敢说,我比绝大多数相声演员都懂相声,今天我把话放在这里,只要你们能找出来的所有贯口儿段子,没有我说不了的！大家可以随便挑,我如果打一个磕巴说错一个字,从今以后我告别舞台,我就敢这么说！” Yao Jiancai in applauds at the same time with a smile. 姚建才在一边笑着鼓掌。 The following audiences also rushed out of the nest! 下面观众们也炸窝了！ „Aggressive!” “霸气！” „Fierce person!” “猛人！” „Teacher Zhang is powerful!” “张老师给力啊！” „Ah! I love your Teacher Zhang!” “啊呀！我爱你张老师！” „Hahaha! Wants is this imposing manner! Looked that who that group of people also dare to say you do not understand Crosstalk! These recite without seeming to pause for breath, their one's own will not say!” “哈哈哈！要的就是这个气势啊！看那帮人谁还敢说你不懂相声！这些贯口,他们自己都不会说吧！” These Crosstalk actor and new person players had not replied, because the Zhang Ye strength has shown here, since he dares such saying that explained he possibly really has this skill. At this moment, imposing manner that Zhang Ye puts gave to shake them! 那些相声演员和新人选手们都没答话了,因为张烨的实力已经展现在了这里,他既然敢这么放话,说明他可能真有这个本事。这一刻,张烨放出来的气势把他们这些人都给震住了！ Under Zhang Ye looks said: „Will say that did recite without seeming to pause for breath is the Crosstalk actor? Will say that ‚lofty piece’ was Crosstalk Master? Will say that the work of education person was the Crosstalk artist? I do not approve, I Believe viewer friends will not approve! Differentiates the height of Crosstalk actor with this in any case, simply is the inhuman view!” 张烨看着下面道:“会说个贯口就是相声演员了？会说个‘高雅段子’就是相声大师了？会说个教育人的作品就是相声艺术家了？我不认同,我相信观众朋友们也不会认同！拿这个来区分相声演员的高低贵贱,简直是灭绝人性的说法！” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „Cannot such divide.” 姚建才笑道:“是不能这么分。” Zhang Ye more said that the anger is bigger, „can Crosstalk be educational? What can come publicity by Crosstalk? This is the blunder, but is especially wrong! More than 100 years ago has Crosstalk, why is this? How to have Crosstalk that? Actor that is to make money to eat meal, to keep a family, Crosstalk it has a haircut to cultivate the craftsmanship of foot! So is simple! Arrived at your here on loftily isn't good? Arrived at your here to come out the pedagogical meaning? Your this forgot one's origin! Has forgotten the ancestor!” Scolded, finally also scolded returned to Crosstalk! 张烨越说火气越大,“相声必须具有教育意义？要由相声来宣传什么？这是大错而特错的！100多年以前有相声,这是为什么？怎么才有的相声？演员那是为了挣钱吃饭,为了养家糊口,相声它是剃头修脚的手艺！就这么简单！怎么到了你们这里就高雅的不行了？怎么到了你们这里就出来个教育意义了？你们这才是忘了本了！忘了祖宗了！”骂了一圈,最后又骂回到了相声界！ The audiences burst into thunderous applause! 观众掌声雷动！ The people know that this Crosstalk was about to end, was clear, this was Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai last time stands in the stage says Crosstalk, later possibly again could not hear, immediately, many audiences heard the place of excited resonance, has stood from the seat! 众人都知道,这段相声快结束了,也都清楚,这是张烨和姚建才最后一次站在舞台上说相声了,以后可能再也听不到了,顿时,有很多观众听到了激动共鸣的地方,都是纷纷从座位上站了起来！ Zhang Ye said: „Especially now, the time is developing, the society is progressing \; Being short of money, lacks the car(riage), lacks the room, wicked, what lacked to have, entered this room, I could not give these, but I ensure you listened to my Crosstalk to forget these worries, joyfully and happily, wasn't this happily , stronger than what? This is the Crosstalk significance! I am I to construct society - meeting - Lord - righteousness - with - harmony - society - contribution that can make!” 张烨道:“尤其现在,时代在发展,社会在进步\;缺钱的、缺车的、缺房的、缺德的,缺什么都有,进了这个屋,我给不了这些个,但我保证你听完我的相声能忘掉这些个烦恼,高高兴兴、快快乐乐、开开心心的,这比什么不强？这就是相声的意义！我就是我为了构建社-会-主-义-和-谐-社-会作出的贡献！” The audience applause is once more thunderous! 观众掌声再次雷动！ „Good!” “好！” „Good that said!” “说的好！” Yao Jiancai also with a smile makes an effort to nod. 姚建才也笑着用力点头。 Zhang Ye looks at the people to say loudly: „Who said! Can Crosstalk educate the person? Who said! Can Crosstalk have the pedagogical meaning? Listens to this Crosstalk, what can you learn? Listened to that Crosstalk, after you exit, can give blood to donate money to contribute the kidney? Impossible matter! Are we Crosstalk or Red Cross Society? Are we entertainer or the educationalist? The relevant departments requested also too to be rather high to Crosstalk! Crosstalk actor to one's own anticipated also was too rather big! Paid lip service to the art to educate the person?” 张烨望着众人大声道:“谁说的啊！相声必须要教育人？谁说的啊！相声要有教育意义？听这段相声,你就必须要学会什么什么？听了那段相声,你出去以后就必须要捐血捐钱捐肾？不可能的事儿啊！我们到底是相声还是红十字会啊？我们到底是艺人还是教育家啊？有关部门对相声要求未免也太高了！相声演员对自己的预期未免也太大了！口口声声艺术就要教育人？” Audience who stands were many gradually! 站起来的观众逐渐多了起来！ 300 people! 300人！ 500 people! 500人！ 1000 people! 1000人！ The Zhang Ye shout is bigger, „is Beijing dagu the art? I ask, listens to a big drum, what educated your!?” 张烨越喊声越大,“京韵大鼓是不是艺术？那我问问了,听完一段大鼓,教育你们什么了！？” Big drum? 大鼓？ That can educate anything! 那能教育什么啊！ Audiences insane applause! 观众疯了似的鼓掌！ Zhang Ye the voice was saying greatly: „Is symphony the art? I ask, listens to a symphony, what educated your!?” 张烨大着嗓门道:“交响乐是不是艺术？那我问问了,听完一段交响乐,教育你们什么了！？” Also stood more than 500 audiences, went all out to applaud to applaud! 又站起来了500多个观众,拼命鼓掌叫好！ In the Zhang Ye fire the brow tip said: „Are acrobatics the art? I ask! Looked that puts on a show with performing bears! What educated your!?” 张烨火上眉梢道:“杂技是不是艺术？那我问问了！看完一段耍狗熊的！教育你们什么了！？” The applause places of audience submerged the big conference site! 观众的掌声一次次地淹没了偌大的会场！ Zhang Ye said: „15 acrobats ride a bicycle! Did you receive to educate? Their that violates the traffic regulations! Educates!” 张烨道:“15个杂技演员骑一辆自行车！你就受教育了？他们那是违反交通规则了！教育个屁啊！” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „Actually truth.” 姚建才笑道:“倒是实话。” The audiences laugh applaud, at this moment, almost entire audience burning with passion stood, including sitting on two! 观众们又是大笑又是鼓掌,这一刻,几乎全场观众都热血沸腾地站起来了,包括坐在二层的！ Zhang Ye took up white cloth mop on table to scratch the forehead by the perspiration that the light came out hotly, one fell the plain white cloth on the table, „I wondered, other art should be how what kind of! How must request Crosstalk how how to educate the person how to be how lofty! Why! We are two Xiaoxiao Crosstalk actors, we have not killed people have not set on fire, we want to bring joyfully to the audiences, so to be how difficult? How to like on the hiring so much? How to hold the day a hole? How this was!?” 张烨拿起桌子上的白布擦了擦额头被灯光热出来的汗,啪的一下将白布摔在桌子上,“我就纳闷了,别的艺术都该怎么样怎么样！怎么就得要求相声怎么怎么教育人怎么怎么高雅啊！凭什么！我们就是两个小小的相声演员,我们没杀人也没放火,我们就是想给观众们带来一点快乐,怎么就这么难？怎么就这么招人不喜欢？怎么就把天捅出一个窟窿了？这是怎么了！？” Shouted the tone. 呼了口气。 A Zhang Ye fingers of top of the head, loudly shouted to clear the way: „I do not believe that day is so big, cannot accommodate Crosstalk!” Then, he has referred to the under foot, „I do not believe that is so wide, accommodates more than two Crosstalk actors!” This is not the Guo Degang words, but is the Zhang Ye one's own words, is words that he has wanted to speak! 张烨指指头顶,大喝道:“我就不信,天这么大,容不下相声！”说罢,他指了指脚下,“我就不信,地这么宽,容不下两个相声演员！”这不是郭德纲的话,而是张烨自己的话,是他一直想说的话！ Yao Jiancai applauds, „said well!” 姚建才鼓掌,“说得好！” Below, competition time arrived, has the staff to clear, should get down one group of players. 下面,比赛时间已经到了,有工作人员上来清场,该下一组选手了。 Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai have not said anything, deeply bows to the audiences, turns around to leave office. 张烨和姚建才也没说什么,对观众们深深一鞠躬,转身下了台。 At this moment, the audiences also suddenly erupted, audience several thousand audiences, almost all people were calling their name, indignant! 这一刻,观众们也猛然爆发了,全场几千个观众,几乎所有人都在喊着他们的名字,激愤不已！ „Teacher Yao!” “姚老师！” „Zhang Ye!” “张烨！” „Zhang Ye!” “张烨！” Also then, does not know that is lead that who takes, everybody shouted a word, appraisal of their all common people's to Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai! 接着,也不知道是谁带的头,大家都喊上了一个词,一个他们所有老百姓对张烨和姚建才的评价！ „Champion!” “冠军！” „Champion!” “冠军！” „Champion!” “冠军！” „Champion!” “冠军！” The competition of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai had ended, definitely will be deprived the qualifying of following competition, however in the audiences, they are true first! 张烨和姚建才的比赛结束了,肯定会被取消后面比赛的参赛资格,但是在现场观众们心里,他们才是真正的第一！ Nobody can for! 无人能替！