Several people walked to face. 几人走了个对脸儿。 Has met, but also the understanding, did not speak is inappropriate. 碰见了,还认识,不说话也不合适。 Yao Jiancai greeted, „allow Master.” 姚建才打了招呼,“许大师。” allow Wenxiang has a look at him, „, Little Yao.” 许文祥看看他,“哦,小姚啊。” „Do you still remember me?” Yao Jiancai said: „Is your body what kind of?” “您还记得我？”姚建才道:“您身体怎么样？” allow Wenxiang um, „on that a matter, has been possible compared with not on the young people.” 许文祥嗯了一声,“就那么回事儿吧,可比不上你们年轻人。” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „I 40 several, but also young anything.” 姚建才笑道:“我都40好几了,还年轻什么啊。” In allow Wenxiang the words has the words: „Listens to your Crosstalk, may unable to listen to you to pass the 40-year-old, the work with child, thinks that what said what, doesn't give your master to beam with joy?” 许文祥话中有话道:“听你的相声,可听不出来你过了不惑之年,作品跟个孩子似的,想什么说什么,不太给你师傅露脸吧？” Yao Jiancai has not said that the master who because this old person passed away with him is lineage/vein, Bai Guo a Crosstalk Senior Master gateway, he did not say anything, can only shift the topic to introduce to Zhang Ye that „brother, gives you to introduce, this is allow Wenxiang allow Master, Crosstalk Mount Tai great bear.” 姚建才没接话,因为这个老人跟他去世的师傅是一脉的,曾经都拜过一个相声前辈大师的门户,他也不好说什么,只能转移话题给张烨介绍,“老弟,给你介绍一下,这位是许文祥许大师,相声界的泰山北斗。” Zhang Ye it does not matter said: „You good allow Master.” 张烨无所谓道:“您好许大师。” „This is......” Yao Jiancai must introduce Zhang Ye. “这位是……”姚建才要介绍张烨。 allow Wenxiang beckons with the hand, takes advantage of own seniority saying: „Did not need to introduce, I knew him, you, now noisy was too big, should receive.” 许文祥摆手,倚老卖老道:“不用介绍了,我知道他,你们俩啊,现在闹的太大了,该收一收了。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Our noisy big?” 张烨笑道:“我们闹的大？” You may be really funny! 你可真逗！ You may be noisier than us happy! 你们可比我们闹的欢啊！ allow Wenxiang visits him, „Crosstalk was not you said that your this did not carry forward Crosstalk, but was destroying this art, Crosstalk was the gate inheritance, took one generation of A Generation to do well diligently, must illuminate you to say Crosstalk like this, what then had to distinguish with the street bludger? Crosstalk develops not to be easy today, these many for the inheritance of person, the content must some self-control and significances.” 许文祥看着他,“相声不是你们这么说的,你们这样不是把相声发扬光大,而是在毁这门艺术,相声是门传承,是要一代一代人好好努力做下去的,要照你们这样说相声,那跟街头小混混有什么区别？相声发展到今天不容易,这么多代人的传承下来,内容总要有些涵养和意义吧。” Yao Jiancai said: „I am am also very earnest with Little Zhang am making Crosstalk, we thought that the Crosstalk form is diverse, not only stays in the education......” 姚建才道:“我跟小张也是很认真在做相声的,我们觉得相声的形式是多样的,不仅仅停留在教育……” „Do you understand me to understand?” allow Wenxiang has broken him. “你懂还是我懂？”许文祥打断了他。 Yao Jiancai did not like listening, hey. 姚建才也不太爱听了,嘿。 allow Wenxiang takes a look at them as artist, said: „Little said that in these customs the uncouth gadget, in the burden many in addition lets the content that the person tastes, in the present words, must have the energy, but did not scold this to scold that useful? You scolded unable to turn the circle of acrobatics again, each profession had the rule of each profession, since you entered the acrobatics circle, that must walk according to the profession rule, one's own came not to be good blindly.” 许文祥以艺术家的身份瞅瞅他们,道:“少说点那些俗里俗气的玩意儿,包袱里多加一些让人回味的内容,用现在的话说,要有正能量,而不是骂这个骂那个,有用吗？你再骂也翻不出曲艺的圈子,每个行业都有每个行业的规则,你们既然进了曲艺圈,那就得按照行业规律走,自己瞎来可不行。” Zhang Ye spoke, „your this saying I cannot pretend not to hear.” 张烨说话了,“您这话我可不能装作没听见。” „Little Zhang.” Yao Jiancai hits dozen of meaningful glances, symbolic has blocked. “小张。”姚建才打打眼色,象征性的拦了一下。 But Zhang Ye has not listened, looks at each other with allow Wenxiang said: „We are two like the Crosstalk utility, said that we thought the good thing, is us to think to the matter, does not have the nickel to relate with Acrobatics Crosstalk, above acknowledged that we are also good, did not acknowledge that we are also good, it does not matter, I have no need for others acknowledging that can say Crosstalk, I am clear, audiences also clear, work others have not taken the trouble, allow Master, I respect you old, respects you are Crosstalk Senior, respects Crosstalk effort that to develop Crosstalk makes, but the premise is your everybody cannot step on me, who sees me to step on me two. Foot? Often calls people friends readily organizes a group to scold me? That is not good! Others step on me, I step on! Did others scold me? I scolded! I may, no matter this that! My this temperament!” 但张烨没听,跟许文祥对视道:“我们就是两个喜欢相声的小演员,说我们觉得好的东西,做我们觉得对的事儿,跟曲艺界相声界没有半毛钱关系,上面承认我们也好,不承认我们也好,无所谓,我也用不着别人来承认,会不会说相声,我心里清楚,观众们心里也清楚,就不劳别人来费心了,许大师,我敬您年长,敬您是相声前辈,敬相声界为了发扬相声作出的努力,但前提是您大家不能踩我啊,谁看见我都想踩我两。脚？动不动就呼朋唤友地组团骂我？那不行！别人踩我,那我就踩回去！别人骂我？那我就骂回去！我可不管这个那个！我就这脾气！” „Good, you are very good!” allow Wenxiang was enraged obviously, „who is your master?” “好,你很好！”许文祥显然也被激怒了,“你师父是谁？” Is this winding mountain road? 这是盘道呢？ Oppresses others with the rank? 拿辈分压人呢？ Zhang Ye was happy, „I did not have the master, is a self-made person, allow Master, do not frighten me, I am timid.” 张烨乐了,“我还真没师傅,自学成才,许大师,您可别吓我,我胆儿小。” allow Wenxiang sees his nose is not the nostril is not the eye, does not have to a one's own respect obstinately, fire at heart has also come up, shouted the tone, nods, „good, the words I spoke, since you act willfully, that does not have the means that do not despise Crosstalk, wants to process you, method some are.” 许文祥见他鼻子不是鼻子眼不是眼,对自己愣是一点尊重都没有,心里的火也上来了,呼了口气,点点头,“好,话我已经说到了,你们既然一意孤行,那也没有办法,别小看相声界,想处理你们,方法有的是。” Zhang Ye said: „Yo, I also really want to experience.” 张烨道:“哟,那我还真想见识见识。” allow Wenxiang waves the arms about, turns around to walk, „evening's Crosstalk has Grand Conference, will discuss this matter.” During the speeches, vanished in the corridor mouth, then the next quarter, listens to one that not far away resounds pū passes, follows also has allow Wenxiang the cursing angrily sound: „Banana skin that who throws!” 许文祥一甩手,转身就走,“晚上相声界有个大会,会讨论这件事的。”说话间,已经消失在了楼道口,然后下一刻,就听不远处响起噗通的一声,伴随的还有许文祥的怒骂声:“谁扔的香蕉皮！” Yao Jiancai: „......” 姚建才:“……” The Zhang Ye heart said that the dice was giving one's own to reduce the difficulty. 张烨心说色子又在给自己降低难度了。 „Crosstalk did meet?” Yao Jiancai said: „In view of our?” “相声界又开会了？”姚建才道:“针对咱俩的啊？” Zhang Ye said: „Is insufficient? Do we have that big influence?” 张烨道:“不至于吧？咱俩有那么大影响力吗？” Yao Jiancai said: „That is uncertain, we all give to offend entire Crosstalk today.” 姚建才道:“那可不一定,咱俩今天可是把整个相声界全都给得罪了。” On road that takes outward, often hears many people to chat the chat, through their words, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai knew, tonight's Crosstalk Grand Conference, was the former time period already arranged, not only some important figures of Crosstalk will participate, will also participate including many new person Crosstalk actors of this competition, was invited, only was also Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai these two exceptions, did not have their anything matter, obviously, this Grand Conference entire journey did not interrogate them, how that also kept many time to discuss „killing” Zhang Ye they. 往外走的路上,也不时听到好多人在聊天闲谈,通过他们的话,张烨和姚建才知道了,今晚的相声界大会,是前阵子早就定好的,不但相声界的一些重要人士会参加,连一些这次比赛的很多新人相声演员也会参与进去,都被邀请了,唯独也就是张烨姚建才这两个例外,就没他们俩什么事,显然,这大会就算不全程批斗他俩,那也得留出不少时间来讨论怎么“弄死”张烨俩人吧。 Regarding this, Zhang Ye closes with a smile. 对此,张烨一笑置之。 Yao Jiancai is the manner of allowing nature to take its course, does not have idea, he on the Zhang Ye pirate ship, has made to this situation, he could not get down! 姚建才则是顺其自然的态度,没辙,他已经上了张烨的贼船了,闹到这个地步,他也下不来了！ Scolded! 骂吧！ Whom looks at to scold who! 看谁骂得过谁吧！ ...... …… In the evening. 晚上。 Zhang Ye Parent's house. 张烨父母家。 The gate opens, shows the smiling face of Mother, „came back the son? Yo, this is not Teacher Yao, how Little Ye you led the guest to come back not to say one ahead of time!” 门一开,露出老妈的笑脸,“回来了儿子？哟,这不是姚老师么,小烨你怎么带客人回来也不提前说一声啊！” „It is not the bystander.” Zhang Ye said. “又不是外人。”张烨道。 Yao Jiancai said: „big sister.” 姚建才道:“大姐。” Mother said: „Enters the room quickly, enters room.” 老妈道:“快进屋,进屋。” Father heard a sound also came out, „this is...... Teacher Yao?” 老爸闻声也出来了,“这是……姚老师？” „Big brother big sister, do not call me Teacher, called Old Yao anything good.” Yao Jiancai went shopping, has placed on table. “大哥大姐,您俩可别叫我老师,叫老姚什么的都行。”姚建才买了东西过来,放在了桌子上。 „Looks at you to be polite, but also brings the thing.” Mother was very happy that said to Yao Jiancai: „I always look at drama series that you develop with Little Ye his father, is really good, afterward knows that you already knew with Little Ye, in I have also made him call you to come home eat meal, this young brat also pays no attention to this.” “瞧你客气的,还带东西。”老妈很高兴,对姚建才道:“我跟小烨他爸老看你演的电视剧,真好,后来才知道你跟小烨早就认识了,我还一直让他叫你来家里吃饭呢,这小兔崽子也不理这茬儿。” Yao Jiancai said with a laugh: „I also early want to come to your home to visit, what wants to experience to educate my Brother Zhang parents of this outstandingly able person is.” 姚建才笑呵呵道:“我也早想来您家拜访来着,就想见识见识能教育出我张老弟这种奇人的父母到底是什么样的。” Grinning with ear to ear that Mother smiles, likes listening to this saying very much, „does not have, both of us have not managed from infancy to maturity him, is Little Ye one's own has the skill.” 老妈笑的合不拢嘴,很爱听这话,“没有,我们俩从小到大也没怎么管过他,都是小烨自己有本事。” Ring, ring, ring. 铃铃铃。 The Zhang Ye telephone has rung, is the big younger sister hits. 张烨电话响了,是大妹妹打来的。 „Elder Brother, where you, I with Tong Tong Mengmeng outside, asking us to eat meal?” Big younger sister Cao Dan said: „Good long time not to have seen you.” “哥,你在哪儿呐,我跟彤彤萌萌都在外面呢,请我们吃饭呗？”大妹妹曹丹道:“好长时间都没见你了。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Can't I with my parents family|home, you come?” 张烨笑道:“我跟我爸妈家呢,你们来不来？” „? Good, we go!” Cao Dan said. “啊？好啊,我们去！”曹丹道。 After long time, three younger sisters vivaciously came to the home. 半晌后,三个妹妹就蹦蹦跳跳地来了家里。 „Elder Brother! Idol! Idol!” Two younger sisters enter the room to shout. “哥！偶像！偶像啊！”二妹妹进屋就喊。 Three younger sisters also called out: „Elder Brother you are too graceful with live broadcast on today had the wood to have! Hahaha! Scolded was too happy! That «I Must Instead Three Custom» simply gods!” 三妹妹也叫道:“哥你今天跟直播上太帅了有木有！哈哈哈！骂的太痛快了！那《我要反三俗》简直神了！” The big younger sister tittered says with a smile: „Was scolded two including judges essential, hid this skill on our elder brother that mouth! Tongue Can lotus flower!” 大妹妹噗嗤笑道:“最关键是连评委都被骂走了两个,也就咱哥那张嘴皮子有这个本事了！舌灿莲花啊！” Zhang Ye smile, „general general.” 张烨微笑,“一般一般吧。” Three younger sisters look at the person on sofa suddenly, „ah, Old Yao!” 三妹妹突然一看沙发上的人,“啊呀,老姚！” Zhang Ye Mother has patted her head melon seed slightly one, „Old Yao is also you calls.” 张烨老妈拍了她脑袋瓜子一小下,“老姚也是你叫的啊。” „Hee Hee, everybody such calls now, kind.” Several younger sisters also surrounded Yao Jiancai, chirp east asked that the thing gets up. “嘻嘻,现在大家都这么叫呀,亲切。”几个妹妹又围住了姚建才,唧唧喳喳地东问东西起来。 In the family|home one lived it up. 家里一下热闹了。 After serving a meal, several younger sisters on dining table have not stopped the mouth. 开饭后,饭桌上的几个妹妹也没停嘴。 Father inserted one, „Little Ye, you harm others, all right?” 老爸插了一句,“小烨,你们那么损人,没事吧？” Zhang Ye thinks otherwise saying: „Big matter, allow they scolded me, can't I scold them? Scolded was this group of grandsons!” 张烨不以为然道:“多大点儿事儿啊,许他们骂我,不许我骂他们啊？骂的就是这帮孙子！” Yao Jiancai said: „Right!” 姚建才说:“对！” At this time, was taking three younger sisters who cell phone was brushing the news to say suddenly: „, Crosstalk opened Grand Conference, you look at you to look that said anything discussed the Crosstalk present disorder, discussed how the Crosstalk art should develop, how should resist some vulgar works and actors, this did not say my brother! Also opens a such big meeting No. several hundred person to gather the preparation to tidy up my brother? Do they do want!” 这时,正拿着手机刷新闻的三妹妹忽然道:“呀,相声界开大会了,你们看你们看,说什么讨论相声如今的乱象,讨论相声艺术该怎么发展,该怎么抵制一些低俗的作品和演员,靠,这不是就说我哥呢么！还开这么大的一个会好几百号人聚集筹划怎么收拾我哥？他们干嘛啊要！” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Makes them jump.” 张烨笑道:“让他们跳吧。” The big younger sister snort|hum said: „This is a person of red right and wrong are many, this group of people said these many years Crosstalk, some senior artists even said for dozens years, but achievement such, audiences that many, finally my brother did not have the Crosstalk new person of qualifications to come out to be popular in across the country, the national audiences have liked, they definitely were not convinced, definitely was jealous, was really, a bearing of this group of person artists did not have!” 大妹妹哼道:“这就是人红是非多,这帮人说了这么多年的相声,有些老艺术家甚至说了几十年,可成就也就那样,观众们也就那么多,结果我哥一个没资历的相声新人一出来就红遍大江南北了,全国观众都喜欢了,他们肯定不服气啊,肯定眼红啊,真是的,这帮人一点艺术家的气度也没有！” Then, when 7 : 30. 接着,在七点半的时候。 SARFT official weibo outgoing message: „From the reorganization vulgar culture, various TV station, departments and organization fully coordinated, to process a number of vulgar works, but in the near future, certain vulgar works will have the trend of cropping up, regarding these vulgar, curried favor with the world, the vulgar work, wanted to reorganize and processing firmly, guaranteed in work ‚energy’, disseminated ‚energy’......” article several hundred characters. 广电的官方微博发文了:“自整顿低俗文化起,各电视台、部门、机构全力配合,处理了一批低俗作品,但近期,某些低俗作品又有了冒头的趋势,对于这些低俗、媚俗、庸俗的作品,要坚决予以整顿和处理,保证作品中的‘正能量’,传播‘正能量’……”一篇文洋洋洒洒好几百字。 Two younger sisters changed the complexion, „also said my brother?” 二妹妹变了脸色,“又说我哥呢？” Yao Jiancai has not thought outgoing message that SARFT treats a matter seriously unexpectedly, „this is warns us.” 姚建才也没想到广电居然又郑重其事的发文了,“这是警告咱们呢啊。” Naturally, definitely is not writes for Zhang Ye, his such big Charm, it is estimated that had not had many other new works or drama series has touched the line, possibly Crosstalk big game Crosstalk of player several people not too „mainstream”, this has also encountered the collective warning of above master unit. 当然,肯定不是就为了张烨写的,他还没这么大魅力,估计还有很多别的新作品或电视剧触了线,可能相声大赛中的参赛选手也有几个人的相声不太“主流”,这才遭到了上面主管单位的集体警告。 Ring, ring, ring. 铃铃铃。 A strange telephone has projected in Zhang Ye cell phone. 一个陌生的电话打到了张烨手机上。 The opposite party came up to indicate the status, was national Crosstalk Sketch big game Segment Group leader, he told Zhang Ye to say directly: „Your tomorrow's works, if has related to the vulgar burden and satire again, the big game will deprive your qualifying directly, without leeway that any discussed!” 对方上来就表明了身份,是全国相声小品大赛栏目组的负责人,他直接告诉张烨道:“你们明天的作品如果再有涉及低俗的包袱和讽刺,大赛将直接取消你们的参赛资格,没有任何商量的余地！”