IRAS :: Volume #5

#493: The crosstalk work draws a charge


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In family|home. 家里。 How?” “怎么了?” Whose telephone?” “谁的电话?” Father and mother and several younger sisters look to Zhang Ye. 爸妈和几个妹妹都看向张烨 Zhang Ye is actually smiling, said: Segment Group, said us if tomorrow is over and over vulgar, thoroughly deprives our qualifying, has not resulted in discussed.” 张烨却在笑,道:“栏目组的,说我们明天要是再三俗,就彻底取消我们的参赛资格,没得商量。” Three younger sisters urgently said: That what to do?” 三妹妹急道:“那怎么办?” Mother was also hot, their this was must persecute to death the person! How my son said is not good! Who stipulated that Crosstalk can only be lofty! They manage was also too wide! What policy what stipulated that is coming to my son? My son killed people have set on fire!” 老妈也火了,“他们这是要把人逼死啊!我儿子怎么说的就不行了!谁规定相声只能高雅啊!他们管的也太宽了!什么政策什么规定都对着我儿子来的啊?我儿子是杀人了放火了啊!” Two younger sisters pound on the table, was too annoying!” 二妹妹拍桌子,“太可气了!” Father asked: „Can't you say?” 老爸问道:“那你们说不了了?” Yao Jiancai also said: Brother?” 姚建才也道:“老弟?” „Do you think Old Yao?” Zhang Ye blinks. “你觉得呢老姚?”张烨眨眼。 Yao Jiancai said with a smile: Crosstalk is you writes, you wrote any me to say anything.” 姚建才笑道:“相声是你写的,你写什么我说什么。” Compromise, A-list vitality? 妥协,还有一线生机? Continued, will be deprived qualifications? 继续说,会被取消资格? Zhang Ye is clear, this definitely had the Crosstalk person to hold above, or the report or has filed the report, this has given their this ultimatums, closed on the blind alley them once more. 张烨清楚,这肯定是有相声界的人捅到了上面,或者举报信或者打了报告,这才给了他们这一个最后通牒,再次把他们逼进了死路。 ...... …… Meanwhile. 同时。 Online noisily was also big! 网上也闹大了! The Crosstalk big game program group unexpectedly mentioned by name to criticize Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai work in weibo and official site, has given the severe warning! 相声大赛节目组竟然在微博上和官网上点名批评了张烨姚建才的作品,给予了严厉警告! Before many common people, cheerfully discussed that «I Must Instead Three Custom», is happy, some people even listened several, all in chatting this Crosstalk, finally Crosstalk Grand Conference interrogated one, SARFT document, Crosstalk big game Segment Group circular, in many netizen hearts one startled! 好多老百姓之前还乐呵呵地讨论《我要反三俗》呢,一个个都非常开心,有的人甚至听了好几遍,全在聊这个相声,结果相声大会的批斗一出,广电的文件一出,相声大赛栏目组的通告一出,好多网友都心中一惊! What?” “什么?” Said again that deprives the qualifications?” “再这么说,就取消资格?” Why! Fuck!” “凭什么啊!我草啊!” paralysis! Also had the natural justice?” 麻痹!还有没有天理了?” This does not cancel person fire! This group said Crosstalk how such grandson!” “这不是勾人火么!这帮说相声的怎么这么孙子啊!” Teacher Zhang Teacher Yao is easy! After forcing out, found the place that firing in bursts light gives off heat with great difficulty, do you also want to be ruthless? Doesn't this road give?” 张老师姚老师容易么!封杀以后好不容易找到一点发光发热的地方,你们还要赶尽杀绝?连这点路都不给?” I refuse to accept!” “我不服!” I also refuse to accept!” “我也不服!” Why Crosstalk must educate person! Why!” “凭什么相声就要教育人啊!凭什么!” I like Zhang Ye Crosstalk! Didn't the right how I like have? Republic had the Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai such two outstanding Crosstalk actors with great difficulty, can you also cut? Also kept on proclaiming for the development of Crosstalk? How you do not die!” “我就喜欢张烨相声!怎么我连喜欢的权利都没了?共和国好不容易出了张烨姚建才这么两个优秀的相声演员,你们还要给斩了?还口口声声是为了相声界的发展?你怎么不去死啊!” „Can't Zhang Ye say Crosstalk?” 张烨说不了相声了?” Can say, but the premise is he must offer amnesty, must ’ the script of Crosstalk formulation say according tomainstream character by character that must educate the person!” “能说,但前提是他要被招安,要按照‘主流相声界制定的剧本一个字一个字说,要教育人!” Another side, the person of Crosstalk made, had the SARFT outgoing message, had the warning and public criticism of Segment Group, many person energy were getting more and more full, especially these today just by Zhang Ye in «I Must Instead in Three Custom» scolded the person, all once again jumped! 另一边,相声界的人又闹起来了,有了广电的发文,有了栏目组的警告和通报批评,很多人底气越来越足,尤其那些今天刚被张烨在《我要反三俗》中骂了的人,全又一次跳出来了! allow Wenxiang possibly accepted the reporter interview after Crosstalk Grand Conference, spoke a few words, had fired in bursts by a Net News station, Crosstalk that I understand, is teaches the person to do good deeds, did not teach that the audience curses at people, such Crosstalk long-time, will only corrupt the atmosphere, if accommodated Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai says that sooner or later must mess up, sooner or later must have the big matter, this person must eliminate the Crosstalk team!” 许文祥在相声大会后可能是接受了记者采访,说了一段话,被一个网络新闻站点发了出来,“我理解的相声,是教人向善的,不是教导观众骂人的,那样的相声长久不了,只会败坏风气,如果容张烨姚建才这么说下去,早晚要乱套,早晚要出大事情,这种人必须清除出相声队伍!” Tang Dazhang has sent weibo: Big game Segment Group early should such process, this work insults Crosstalk, was vulgar like eating a garlic!” 唐大章发了微博:“大赛栏目组早该这么处理了,这种作品是侮辱相声,低俗得就像吃了一头大蒜一样!” A Tang Dazhang apprentice said: Good that master said that with eating garlic, spicy mouth, but also the spicy eye, do I wonder unexpectedly also to have the audience to applaud?!” 唐大章的一个徒弟道:“师傅说的好,就跟吃了大蒜似的,辣嘴,还辣眼,我就纳闷怎么居然还有观众叫好?呵!” Also Crosstalk art family fortunes: „Like the movie, looks, although is the plot, is the content, but the genuine good movie, after to have having looked, was not the thing did not have, it will return to you anything, let him, making you ponder that this was the good work, this explained that the work has succeeded, the thing success that you must express transmitted to the audience, Crosstalk this knowledge was also same, you cannot patronize the comedy, must leave behind a significance, using some vulgar pieces to tease the audiences, this thing not what value.” 又有一个相声艺术家道:“和电影一样,看得虽然是情节,是内容,可真正的好电影,看过以后不是什么东西都没有了,它会返还给你点什么,让他哦一声,让你思考,这就是好作品,这就说明作品成功了,你要表达的东西成功传达给了观众,相声这门学问也是一样,你不能光顾着搞笑,总要留下点意义,用一些低俗的段子逗着观众们,这种东西没有什么价值。” The innumerable Crosstalk actors stood! 无数相声演员都站出来了! This time, resisted the Zhang Ye person more than yesterday unexpectedly, clearly, was Crosstalk met has set the tune, has appealed on Grand Conference! 这一次,竟然比昨天来抵制张烨的人还要多,很明显,是相声界开会的时候定了调子,在大会上呼吁过! A youth Crosstalk actor: Had not thought that the Zhang Ye work is funny, only thinks vulgar.” 一青年相声演员:“没觉得张烨的作品好笑,只觉得低俗。” A player of Crosstalk big game: Lofty is meaningful a point the work, is so difficult? Why wants the sword to walk the slant? Let the person despise!” 相声大赛的参赛选手:“高雅一点有意义一点的作品,有那么难吗?为什么非要剑走偏锋?让人不齿!” Crosstalk old Senior: Suggestion deprives the qualifying of Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai immediately!” 相声前辈:“建议马上取消张烨姚建才的参赛资格!” On this afternoon live broadcast, the people have experienced to cross the skill that Zhang Ye has cursed at people, the experience crossed his glib lips, knows that one's own these people possibly scolded him, many people scolded, but, this mouth surnamed Zhang was too poisonous, therefore is too not willing to annoy him, this was a bastard, who annoyed him who must stain a show, but Crosstalk meets after today, SARFT and big game Segment Group spoke one after another, made them rouse exceptionally, knows that Zhang Ye ended, jumped da not several days, therefore entire Zhang Ye joke, continued to start crazily. Resists him! 今天下午的直播上,众人已经见识过了张烨骂人的功力,见识过了他的嘴皮子,都知道自己这些人可能骂不过他,多少人都骂不过,这姓张的嘴巴太毒了,于是也不太愿意去惹他了,这就是个混蛋,谁惹上他谁就得沾上一身骚,但是今天相声界开会后,广电和大赛栏目组相继发话,又让他们振奋异常,知道张烨完了,蹦跶不了几天了,于是又全出来看张烨的笑话了,继续开始疯狂。抵制他! Continues they, in abundance jumps with the person who Zhang Ye has a grudge! 不止他们,一些跟张烨有仇的人也纷纷跳出来! For example certain Korea foreign students, Zhang Ye with the enmity of club, but can never melt! 比如某些韩-国的留学生,张烨跟棒子的仇,可是永远也化不开的! Resists Zhang Ye!” “抵制张烨!” Good of resisting!” “抵制的好!” Forever do not let Zhang Ye come out!” “永远别让张烨出来了!” Anything that said! Republic Crosstalk I also like listening, because inside burden is worth ruminating, has the profound meaning, can sense, Zhang Ye said called any thing!” “说的什么啊!共和国相声我也喜欢听,因为里面的包袱很多都是值得回味的,是有深意的,能让人感悟的,张烨说的叫什么东西!” Deprives his qualifications!” “取消他资格!” Forever forces out him!” “永远封杀他吧!” Ha Ha, he can also continue one on tomorrow again, moreover he affirmed that anything does not dare saying that above warned him! Almost was roll-call [say / way] is surnamed!” “哈哈,他也就明天能再继续说一场了,而且他肯定什么都不敢说了,上面都已经警告他了!几乎是点名道姓了啊!” Yes, looked that he also dares to curse at people!” “是啊,看他还敢骂人么!” Only if he has eaten leopard balls!” “除非他吃了豹子胆!” Zhang Ye this ended , can he also speak the last words with entire Crosstalk? Others that many artists, but also couldn't govern him?” 张烨这回是真完了,他一个人还能跟整个相声界叫板啊?人家那么多艺术家,还治不了他?” He He, looked that he will say any work tomorrow.” “呵呵,看他明天说什么作品吧。” Tomorrow was his last, no matter actually he said anything, it is estimated that must be deprived the qualifying, the person who he, offended were too many!” “明天是他最后一场了,其实不管他说什么,估计都得被取消参赛资格了,他啊,得罪的人太多了!” Innumerable Voice! 无数个声音 Innumerable resisting! 无数声抵制! In this evening, entire Crosstalk and Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai two people made war officially! 在这个晚上,整个相声界都和张烨姚建才两个人正式开战了! Regarding the Zhang Ye work, in the network disputed that was too big, immediately also had the website to start out the special commentary, has been divided into square and counter- side, countless people were discussing that a topic, should Zhang Ye be resisted, Crosstalk wanted the cultivating talent, Crosstalk how lofty and vulgar to differentiate! 对于张烨的作品,网络上争议太大了,当即还有网站开出了专题评论,分成了正方和反方,无数人都在讨论一个话题,张烨到底该不该被抵制,相声到底要不要育人,相声的高雅和低俗到底如何区分! ...... …… But at home, Zhang Ye did not pay attention to these to comment, his Crosstalk work to the tomorrow's third preliminary contest, had the idea! 而在家里,张烨已经不关注那些评论了,他对明天的第三场预赛的相声作品,已经有了主意!
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