CCTV. 央视。 In corridor. 楼道里。 „What in the evening eats?” Zhang Ye was very happy. “晚上吃什么？”张烨挺高兴。 Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „Do you also keep thinking to eat? How I always thought that we had in a big way trouble, two live broadcast, we must the day holding a hole.” 姚建才笑道:“你还惦记吃呢？我怎么总觉得咱俩有大麻烦了啊,两次直播,咱俩是要把天给捅一个窟窿啊。” Zhang Ye said: „Has any relations with us.” 张烨道:“跟咱俩有什么关系。” Yao Jiancai said: „Was CCTV has made a mistake, finally profited was also we, outside beamed with joy was also we, can above not manage shortly? Not only this chapter CCTV Channel 11 had to trouble, I thought that we also hung.” 姚建才道:“就算是央视搞错了,最后得利的也是咱俩,在外露脸的也是咱俩,上面能眼看着不管吗？这回不但央视11套有麻烦了,我看咱俩也悬喽。” Zhang Ye hoodlum, said: „That, we already forced out wool disappeared, but how can also? Gives us to bundle? Gives our mouths to stop up?” 张烨却光棍一条,道:“那怎么了,咱俩已经被封杀的毛儿都不见了,还能怎么着？给咱俩捆起来？给咱俩嘴堵住？” Yao Jiancai was happy, „you said is also.” 姚建才乐了,“你说的也是。” „How we should say that also how saying that no matter everyone!” Zhang Ye said. “咱们该怎么说还怎么说,谁也不管！”张烨道。 At this time, the front surface walked a person, has probably seen, was the Crosstalk big game Segment Group person. 这时,迎面走来一个人,好像见过,是相声大赛栏目组的人。 The youth have a look at them, said: „Teacher Yao, Teacher Zhang, I am Segment Group, two do have time? Do we borrow a speech?” 青年看看他们,道:“姚老师,张老师,我是栏目组的,两位有时间吧？咱们借一步说话？” They went to an office. 他们去了一间办公室。 Zhang Ye said: „Has the matter?” 张烨道:“有事？” The youth come straight to the point, „in stage gave the instruction a moment ago, Segment Group also discussed that hopes that your Crosstalk can clean, leaves is so vulgar.” 青年开门见山,“刚才台里下了指示,栏目组这边也商量了一下,希望你们的相声能干净一点,别那么庸俗。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „In your stage this strikes me?” 张烨笑道:“你们台里这是敲打我呢？” The youth visit him, „that does not dare.” 青年看着他,“那不敢。” Yao Jiancai also looks at his one eyes, „this is the Crosstalk big game, we said is also Crosstalk formally, arrives at your here becomes is unclean? Which is unclean?” 姚建才也瞄他一眼,“这是相声大赛,我们说的也是正儿八经的相声,怎么到你们这里成不干净了？哪儿不干净了？” The youth said: „Has the dirty words, has the counterfeit!” 青年道:“有脏字,有影射！” „Dirty words where?” Zhang Ye said. “脏字在哪儿？”张烨道。 The youth said: „Your mother mixes blindly.” 青年道:“瞎你妈掺乎。” Zhang Ye he he said: „What I said is Siani mixes, in these five characters which is the dirty words, you finger to me, I also really want to grow in experience!” 张烨呵呵道:“我说的是夏尼马掺乎,这五个字里哪个是脏字,你给我指出来,我还真想长长见识！” The youth frown, „we are clear.” 青年蹙眉,“咱们心里清楚。” Zhang Ye waves the hand, „with my us, I really should not be clear!” 张烨摇手,“你还别跟我咱们,我还真不清楚！” The youth clench teeth saying: „Did that map Tang Dazhang Teacher also to say? Tang Teacher had found in stage after the game, many Crosstalk artists also came.” 青年咬牙道:“那映射唐大章老师又怎么说？唐老师赛后已经找到了台里,还有很多相声艺术家们也都来了。” „Complained?” Yao Jiancai roll one's eyes. “告状啊？”姚建才翻白眼。 Zhang Ye has lit a cigarette, „yo drinks, had heard picks money, but also has not listened to pick to scold, what I said is Tang great kindness, some people of one's own must sets toward one's own on, one's own must look for this evil reputation, but also depended on me? That wanted you saying that the Tang Dazhang two apprentices also mentioned by name a surname to say me, didn't I see you to speak? allow they said me, they are why good, I to Old Yao said continually words are inadequate? Can be warned by you? Your this anything Crosstalk big game! Gives a Tang Dazhang person to open? You early said! Your hiring registration time set up plate to write together had the Tang Dazhang apprentice to participate, we do not register!” 张烨点了支烟,“呦喝,听说过捡钱的,还真没听过捡骂的,我说的是唐大德,有人自己要往自己身上套,自己非要找这个屎盆子,还赖上我了？那要你这么说,唐大章的两个徒弟还点名道姓的说我呢,我怎么也不见你们说话啊？哦,许他们说我,他们干什么都行,我跟老姚连说句话都不成？都得被你们警告？你们这什么相声大赛啊！就给唐大章一个人开的吧？那你们早说啊！你们招人报名的时候就立一块牌子写好了只有唐大章的徒弟能参赛,那我们就不报名了！” The youth were angry, said: „How you such spoke, your Crosstalk everybody had discussed that the organizing unit has also studied, did not conform to the Crosstalk art the rule.” 青年恼了,道:“你怎么这么说话,你的相声大家已经商讨过了,主办单位也都研究过了,根本不符合相声艺术的规律。” Zhang Ye asked back that „that I asked your what is the Crosstalk art?” 张烨反问,“那我问你什么是相声艺术？” The youth said: „Most at least cannot be so vulgar, this Crosstalk cannot amount to something, the audiences listened to the influence not to be good, Crosstalk was a culture, lofty culture!” 青年说道:“最起码不能这么低俗,这种相声上不了台面,观众们听了也影响不好,相声是种文化,高雅文化！” Zhang Ye has smiled, putting out a hand racket his shoulder, „was good, rubbish with me, I have no free time with your here idle talk, said that Crosstalk I am clearer than you, does my his mother listen to you to issue arbitrary and confused orders?” 张烨笑了,伸手拍拍他的肩膀,“行了,你别跟我废话了,我也没空跟你这儿废话,怎么说相声我比你们清楚,我他妈听你瞎指挥？” „You......” youth has not expected this goods to curse at people unexpectedly. “你……”青年没料这货竟然骂人。 Yao Jiancai is also disinclined to respond him, „walks the brother.” 姚建才也懒得搭理他,“走吧老弟。” Zhang Ye sets out, „is walking, in the evening does my parents family|home eat?” 张烨起身,“走着,晚上上我爸妈家吃去？” „Ok.” Yao Jiancai talked about with interest: „Has not gone to your family, must pay a visit.” “行啊。”姚建才乐道:“还没去过你们家呢,怎么也得登门拜访一下啊。” They said while smiled left this office, from the start has not paid attention to that Segment Group youth. 俩人边说边笑地出了这间办公室,压根没将那栏目组的青年放在眼里。 The youth look at their back are also being breathless, but does not have the means that he to some Zhang Ye this goods round of chu, has scolded actually also SARFT, has punched the leader, has hit the scoundrel, has driven the airplane, such an idiot, he can not annoy naturally too does not dare to provoke, the meaning in stage he transmitted in any case, if next they also said that do not blame their Segment Group not to warn beforehand! 青年望着他俩的背影也是气急败坏,可是没办法,他对张烨这货其实也有些发憷,骂过广电,揍过领导,打过歹徒,开过飞机,这么一个混人,他能不惹自然是不太敢招惹的,反正台里的意思他传达到了,下一场他们要是还这么说,那也别怪他们栏目组没有事先警告过了！ Walks, goes back to report with the leadership. 走吧,回去跟领导汇报一下。 The youth think the sliding door to exit, under may twist, the door knob broke suddenly, „?” He hurries to touch to pound the gate, „opens the door! Helps me open! The trade association I did not call a servant!” 青年就想拉门出去,可一拧之下,门把手突然断了,“啊？”他赶紧碰碰砸门,“开一下门！帮我开一下！不行帮我叫一下人！” Outside. 外头。 Knocking at the door sound that they hear. 俩人都听见的叫门声。 The Yao Jiancai Kazakh said with a smile: „How meaning?” 姚建才哈笑道:“怎么个意思？” „In was stranded?” Zhang Ye was also happy. “被困里面了？”张烨也乐了。 Bang bang bang, „outside helps me twist the hand!” 砰砰砰,“外面帮我拧一下把手！” In the Zhang Ye heart moves, knows that this matter is a little skillful, possibly was reduces five times of difficulty dices to assume an awe-inspiring pose, what favorable impressions hasn't Zhang Ye to this group of person, the dice been giving the opposite party disgustingly? Really, these Zhang Ye in six days is the god keeps off deicide Buddha to keep off to kill the rhythm of Buddha! 张烨心中一动,知道这事儿有点巧,可能是降低五倍难度的色子又发威了,张烨正对这帮人没什么好感呢,色子就给对方恶心了一把？果然啊,这六天之内的张烨是神挡杀神佛挡杀佛的节奏啊！ He said with a smile: „Walks.” 他笑道:“走吧。” Yao Jiancai said: „Walked?” 姚建才道:“走了？” „No matter he, one's own knocks.” Zhang Ye said. “甭管他,自己敲吧。”张烨道。 The youth in gate heard, pū! Almost the air/Qi spat blood! His a while also has the urgent matter, but must supervise program! He takes the take action machine to the colleague telephoning to make them immediately wrench open a gate, result pissed off shakes, cell phone fell on the ground is split up! 门内的青年听到了,噗！差点气吐了血！他一会儿可是还有急事啊,还要去监督节目啊！他立即拿出手机想给同事打个电话让他们来撬门,结果一生气手一抖,手机摔在地上就四分五裂了！ The youth were scared immediately, Fuck! Must such select the back! These two Cheondae-ri how! Came in cleverly? 青年顿时傻眼了,我草！要不要这么点儿背啊！这两天台里到底怎么了啊！进来鬼了吗？ Outside they have jolted. 外面俩人已经颠儿了。 Yao Jiancai teased: „Said that your boy is hot-tempered, I also little personally saw before, this chapter was seeing, I calculate that knows how you made any matter offend people, your this violent temperament, hey, the brother my entire life only saw, has not seen you such to clash.” 姚建才调侃道:“都说你小子脾气大,我以前还很少亲眼见,这回算是见着了,我算知道你怎么做什么事儿都一片一片地得罪人了,就你这暴脾气,嘿,老哥我生平仅见啊,没见过你这么冲的。” Zhang Ye said: „My this is the pressure catches fire, this group of people are owe to scold, surnamed Tang mobilizes one group of people to step on shouts me, resists me, holds using the judges authority behind as big game judges the person, but also appealed that deprives our qualifying, his apprentice also satirized us with program, can not see Segment Group to break wind? Hasn't seen CCTV to speak a few words? Tang Dazhang is also the Segment Group person, is this only the Xuzhou officers sets on fire not to the common people light a lamp? Only can they step on the person, can't others step on him? I go to him in a big way - master -!” 张烨道:“我这还是压着火呢,这帮人就是欠骂,姓唐的发动一帮人踩呼我,抵制我,作为一个大赛评委却利用评委的职权背后捅人,还呼吁取消咱俩的参赛资格,他徒弟也跟节目里讽刺咱俩,呵,可从没见栏目组放过一个屁啊？没见央视说过一句话啊？唐大章也是栏目组的人,这是只许州官放火不许百姓点灯啊？只能他们踩人,不能别人踩他？我去他大-爷-的！” Yao Jiancai said: „Your boy, is never willing to suffer a loss! Hey, but the brother I likes, has made in any case becomes like this, our follows them!” 姚建才道:“你小子啊,从来就不肯吃亏！嘿嘿,不过老哥我喜欢,反正已经闹成这样了,咱们这回就跟他们干！” Outward will walk, the front surface runs upon a person, is a man old before his time. 正要往外走呢,迎面又撞上一个人,是个小老头。 It looks like a person, Yao Jiancai recognized, was a Crosstalk qualifications very old Crosstalk performing artist. 一看来人,姚建才认出来了,是相声界的一个资历非常老的相声表演艺术家。