The performance ended. 表演结束。 The work said. 作品说完。 The scene bursts into the tidal applause immediately, many people laugh while applaud, Crosstalk said that they were laughing unexpectedly still wildly, but also immersed in Zhang Ye that superb cursing at people piece. Now the network is developed, the information explosion, common people anything has not looked at anything not to see, curses at people and so on was sees many, but can cursing at people to practice this situation, can harming others to renovate the one pattern after another also to bring to smile so intensely, they are really the first time see today, all grew in experience! 现场登时爆发出潮水般的掌声,好多人都是一边大笑一边鼓掌的,相声都说完了,他们竟然还在狂笑,还沉浸在张烨那出神入化的骂人段子里呢。现在网络发达,信息爆炸,老百姓们什么没看过什么没见过啊,骂人之类的更是见得太多了,可是能把骂人练到这个地步的,能把损人翻新得如此花样百出还带着强烈笑点的,他们今天真是头一次见,全都长了见识！ „Good!” “好！” „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” „Teacher Zhang you are too ruthless!” “张老师你太狠啦！” „Teacher Yao is also fierce, holds really well!” “姚老师也厉害,捧得真好！” „Whoops today smiles one jin (0.5 kg) my tears!” “哎呦今天把我眼泪都笑出来一斤了！” The audiences show due respect for the feelings, bursts into thunderous applause, actually yesterday's Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai said that «I Am Scholar» that also want the echo to be warmer than! 现场观众们非常给面子,掌声雷动,竟然比昨天张烨姚建才说《我是学问家》那场还要反响热烈！ The first round preliminary contest, Zhang Ye simply had demonstrated his Crosstalk style, but the today's second round preliminary contest work, Zhang Ye was really has let loose thoroughly, not only before having continued, everybody heard something never heard of before the Crosstalk style of seeing what one never saw before, continued to expand unexpectedly carries forward, has almost arrived at the situation of reaching the pinnacle this style form all of a sudden, and has joined the satire, no, or was each few words satirizes from beginning to end, after the audiences listened, satisfied a craving simply, created a disturbance in the record listened to call! 第一轮预赛,张烨只是简单展示了一下他的相声风格,而今天的第二轮预赛作品,张烨才真是彻彻底底地放开了,不但延续了之前大家闻所未闻见所未见的相声风格,竟还继续扩展发扬光大,几乎把这种风格形式一下子走到了登峰造极的地步,且加入了讽刺,不,或者说是从头到尾每一句话都是讽刺,观众们听后简直过瘾极了,一个个起哄似的在录制听里嗷嗷叫！ Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Thanks everybody.” 张烨笑道:“谢谢大家。” Yao Jiancai also said: „Thanks.” 姚建才也说道:“谢谢。” Zhang Ye scolded crisply, Old Yao also said that their state of mind was good. 张烨骂爽了,老姚也说痛快了,俩人精神状态都非常好。 This cooperation, sublimates to their art, before some Zhang Ye that world people had said that main speaker partner who and supporting speaker, want to find the other half respectively, that is looking for the wife is more difficult, this saying Zhang Ye approves, for example he today this piece, is Old Yao can hold him, if changed others to team up with Zhang Ye, even if Zhang Ye will break off opens has broken up by rubbing his world complete Crosstalk lines to tell the opposite party, the opposite party being left intact title deed was saying according to reading, it is estimated that also held not to live of supporting speaker, not only this needs. Formidable basic skills and specialization, but also needs to be tacit, needs the conjunction on disposition, moreover on the other hand, in the Crosstalk stage where has irrevocably? The lines of main speaker supporting speaker are impossible to go by the book, the small wisdom that the subtle change of scene, gets a sudden inspiration temporarily, or makes a mistake or the slip in speech slightly, will bring about the change to the lines, has no way according to reading. 这次合作,也是对他们俩人的一次艺术升华,以前张烨那个世界有人曾经说过,逗哏的和捧哏的,想各自找到另一半的搭档,那是比找媳妇儿还要难的,这话张烨是非常赞同的,比如他今天这个段子,也就是老姚能托得住他,要是换了别人跟张烨搭档,就算张烨掰开了揉碎了将他那世界完整的相声台词都告诉对方,对方原封不动地照着说照着念,估计也托不住捧哏的台,这不但需要。强大的基本功和专业性,还需要默契,需要性格上的契合,而且话说回来,相声舞台上哪儿有一成不变的啊？逗哏捧哏的台词不可能照本宣科,现场的细微变化,临时灵机一动的小智慧,或者稍微失误或口误,都会给台词带来变化,没法照着念。 Therefore Zhang Ye thought that one's own is Luck, has Old Yao to hold in side, he said that also has no scruples to accomplish a task with ease, can therefore of the incisiveness that «I Old Guo most classical works Must Instead Three Custom» show, had not dropped actually the prestige of original work! 所以张烨觉得自己是幸运的,有老姚在旁边托着,他说起来也是毫无顾忌游刃有余,因此才能将老郭最经典作品之一的《我要反三俗》展现的淋漓尽致,倒是没有堕了原作的威名！ The applause stops. 掌声停。 Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai look to the judges seat. 张烨和姚建才看向评委席。 The alone judges seat only sat judges at this moment, before is that appraises the Tang Dazhang two apprentice burden insufficient that people, he should not be big to Zhang Ye their hostilities. 孤零零的评委席此刻只坐了一个评委,就是那个之前评价唐大章两个徒弟包袱不够的那人,他对张烨俩人的敌意应该没有那么大。 That judges is also very speechless, looks that on the stage just said so the two of Heaven-shaking, Earth-shattering work, really do not know how should appraise, „, you......” 那评委也很无语,看着台上刚说了如此惊天动地作品的俩人,真是不知道该怎么评价,“嗯,你们……” The audiences are also waiting. 观众也都等着。 Result that judges, „changes the group player.” Finally had not said that he is shocking in the Zhang Ye going against heaven's will talent, actually is also one in Crosstalk big dye vat, now Crosstalk and Acrobatics early have determined the nature to Zhang Ye become „different - end”, he many did not say that simply does not appraise. 结果那评委一顿,“换一下组选手吧。”最后还是没多说,他就算惊艳于张烨的逆天才华,却也是相声界大染缸里的一员,现在相声界和曲艺界早已经给张烨定性成“异-端”了,他也不好多说,干脆就不评价了。 Zhang Ye smiles, left office with Old Yao together. 张烨笑笑,跟老姚一块下台了。 They turn around at the same time, the audiences have all stood, has given once more insanely the applause, inflates to them with the applause probably again! 他们转身的同时,观众们全都站了起来,再次给予了疯了似的掌声,好像再用掌声给他们打气！ „keep it up Teacher Zhang!” “加油张老师！” „Teacher Yao keep it up!” “姚老师加油！” „We support you!” “我们支持你们！” „Right, Crosstalk didn't acknowledge you? We!” “对,相声界不承认你们？还有我们呢！” „Who said that you were vulgar? Your Crosstalk are the art! Has not satirized Voice of accepting after checking rusticity, what art can that call?” “谁说你们低俗了？你们的相声才是艺术！没有一点讽刺没有一点接地气的声音,那能叫什么艺术？” „Ha Ha! Let that help the mainstream Crosstalk actor educate the person! We later listen to your Crosstalk!” “哈哈！让那帮主流相声演员去教育人吧！我们以后就听你俩的相声！” „If vulgar is this, we also loved vulgarly!” “如果低俗是这样的话,我们还偏偏就爱低俗了！” Does not have judges to affirm to them, even two judges angrily left the table, but at this moment, in almost all audiences at heart, Yao Jiancai and Zhang Ye are uncrowned kings! 没有评委对他们肯定,甚至有两个评委都愤然离席了,但是这一刻,在几乎所有观众们的心里,姚建才和张烨才是无冕之王！ ...... …… Same carves. 同一刻。 In the network watched the live broadcast person also cooker! 网络上观看直播的人也炸锅了！ „My God! Today's Teacher Zhang Ye become excited!” “我的天！今天的张烨老师打鸡血了啊！” „Hahahaha! Zhang Ye stands air/Qi field your mother who each time reveals in the stage has the regal style! Compared with harming others, compared with face-smacking, who space underground can the enemy?” “哈哈哈哈！张烨每次站在舞台上露出来的气场都你妈有王者之风啊！比损人,比打脸,天上地下谁人能敌？” „Peerless fierce person!” “绝世猛人啊！” „Today most lets a picture that I smile to spurt is, judges was scolded runs, Hello thinks each time this I am glad the kidney to hurt! Hahahahaha!” “今天最让我笑喷的一个画面是,评委都被骂跑了啊,哎呦喂每次想到这个我都乐得肾疼！哈哈哈哈哈！” „That network celebrity Alexander and several critics were scolded miserably!” “那网络名人亚历山大和几个评论家被骂惨了！” „What is most miserable is the person of Tang Dazhang and that group of Acrobatics!” “最惨的是唐大章和那帮曲艺界的人！” „Siani mixes! How whoops Teacher Zhang actually wants to come out! too bad! Too wicked! This is not the fan entire Acrobatics Crosstalk face!” “夏尼马掺乎！哎呦张老师到底怎么想出来的啊！太损了！太缺德了！这不是扇整个曲艺界相声界的脸么！” „They mix matter! Whom original Zhang Ye has not incurred not to annoy anyone, after forcing out , is also very silent, what had not said that but that group of people first found fault, afterward Zhang Ye Crosstalk, has not annoyed Acrobatics not to annoy Crosstalk, hey, they may be good, are all right to look for a job suppress Teacher Zhang, but also appealed that the nation did resist Zhang Ye? Also exerts pressure CCTV to deprive the qualifying of Zhang Ye? Any son of a bitch! Mixes anything blindly!” “他们就是掺乎事儿！本来张烨没招谁没惹谁,被封杀以后也挺沉默的,什么都没说,可那帮人就先找茬儿上了,后来张烨来说相声,也没惹曲艺界没惹相声界,嘿,他们可好,没事儿找事儿地又来打压张老师了,还呼吁全国抵制张烨？还施压央视取消张烨的参赛资格？什么狗东西啊！瞎掺乎什么！” „Zhang Ye wind - show!” “还是张烨风-骚啊！” „Teacher Zhang in Entertainment Circle continuously alone lead(er) wind - show nobody can!” “张老师在娱乐圈一直独领风-骚无人能及啊！” „, live broadcast broke!” “诶,直播断了！” „Hey, CCTV Channel 11 discovered probably made a mistake!” “嘿嘿,央视11套好像发现出错了！” ...... …… Meanwhile. 与此同时。 Some CCTV control room. 央视某控制室。 78 11 sets of leading cadres came, inside even also has the leadership of CCTV, naturally also has national Crosstalk Sketch big game Segment Group leader and staff! 78个11套的领导干部都来了,里面甚至还有央视的领导,当然也有全国相声小品大赛栏目组的负责人和工作人员！ „Do you also want to do??” “你们还想不想干了？啊？” „Leadership, we, we do not know really!” “领导,我们,我们真不知道啊！” „Entire journey live broadcast ten minutes had you discovered?” “全程直播了十分钟你们才发现？” „Before has blacked out, equipment signal all broke, readjusted, the result possibly is the operate miss, the signal making a mistake.” “之前断电了,设备信号全断了,重新调整了一下,结果可能是操作失误,信号给弄错了。” „Yesterday was! Today?” “昨天就是！今天还是？” „Is a little weird, we also......” “是有点邪门,我们也……” Inside, listens to that CCTV leadership ablaze with anger to reprove that gang staff, gave to cuss out 11 sets of cadre! 里面,就听那央视领导怒气冲冲地训斥那帮工作人员,连带把11套的干部也都给臭骂了一顿！ One time is the fault! 一次是失误！ This is the second time! Returns the fault? 这已经是第二次了！还失误？ Both made the big careless mistake consecutively for two days? Also leaves on the misdeeds entertainer who Zhang Ye and on Yao Jiancai these two public proclamation forced out? This anything meaning! This is must do! Before Deputy Director of above master unit , the time period was just transferred, - proclaimed - unit landed the leadership that and came to take over immediately, this was the inspector general governed of an appointment and position adjustment entire Entertainment Circle * oss, others Deputy Director, wanted the high head compared with the duty right of their CCTV member SARFT party group member, under such big sound, their did CCTV commit a crime unexpectedly up-wind? Also dares to broadcast program of misdeeds entertainer? live broadcast? This does not do against with above! 连续两天都出了大纰漏？还都出在了张烨和姚建才这两个上面明令封杀的劣迹艺人身上？这什么意思啊！这是要干什么啊！上面主管单位的一个副局长前阵子刚调任了,一尊从中-宣-部空降而来的领导马上就要接任了,这可是监督掌管整个娱乐圈的*oss之一的任命和职务调整啊,人家一尊副局长,比他们央视一把手这广电党组成员的职务权利都要高一脑袋啊,这么大的动静下,他们央视居然顶风作案？还敢播劣迹艺人的节目？还是直播？这不是跟上面对着干么！ That SARFT Deputy Director soon will take office, the new officer takes office to have three fires, their this did not clarify in crying out „burns us to burn us”!? 那广电副局长可是即将上任的,新官上任必有三把火,他们这不是摆明了在呐喊“烧我们烧我们”吗！？ In stage moved being furious, this group of people scolding miserably! 台里动了震怒,把这帮人给骂惨了！ Finally, that leadership puts down one „not to permit this matter has again” the words, turned around the office, immediately started to telephone to relate, and tried to communicate with the master unit, explained that they were really because the operate miss caused, was not intentionally. 最后,那领导撂下一句“决不允许这种事再发生”的话,转身回去了办公室,立即开始打电话联系,并且试图跟主管单位沟通,解释他们真的是因为操作失误才导致的,不是故意的。 The matter is very in any case big, is very chaotic! 反正事情很大,也很乱！ A Zhang Ye person, a Xiaoxiao entertainer, gave to raise a rumpus several weight departments unexpectedly, this Tanshui was mixed more and more muddily by Zhang Ye! 张烨一个人,一个小小的艺人,竟然把几个权重部门都给闹翻天了,这潭水被张烨搅和得越来越浑！ In that side control room. 那边控制室里。 The people who keeps have the impulsion of crack cursed! 留下来的人都不禁有种破口大骂的冲动！ „This class - bum!” “这流-氓！” „What kind can this make?” “这到底是要闹哪般？” „God of plague!” “瘟神啊！” „Has not seen such comet!” “没见过这么扫把星的！” „Early knows this, even if undertakes the significant censure and dispute, the Crosstalk big game also killed does not accept the registration of Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai!” “早知道这样,就算承担重大非议和争议,相声大赛也打死都不接受张烨姚建才的报名了啊！” ...... …… Outside. 外面。 Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai comes out after the telecast hall, but also quite the same as does not know that they chat outward walk, is discussing just now the detail and slight defect of that performance, is learning the lessons, said well by being advantageous following competition. Then was saying, Yao Jiancai thinks that the hand mechanism machine, has competed today also ended, he opens cell phone, just one starting then received in a family|home call, obtained the news! 张烨和姚建才从演播厅出来以后,还浑然不知,俩人说说笑笑地往外走,正在探讨方才那场演出的细节和瑕疵,在总结经验,以便于下面的比赛说得更好。然后正说着呢,姚建才想起来手机关机了,今天比赛也完了,他就打开手机,刚一开机便接到了家里面的一个电话,得到了消息！ Yao Jiancai called the sound to depend, „brother!” 姚建才叫了声靠,“老弟！” Zhang Ye also in cell phone, turns head, „?” 张烨也在开手机,回头,“啊？” „live broadcast! CCTV gave to make a mistake! This time not live broadcast in big game official site, but broadcasts in 11 sets of official sites! Looks at the person more! The platform is bigger!” Yao Jiancai dumbfounded , his one's own thought simply that CCTV Channel 11 stepped on dog this year - excrement? So to be how bad luck! “又直播了！央视又给搞错了！这次不是在大赛官网上直播的,而是在11套官网上播的！看得人更多！平台更大！”姚建才简直哭笑不得了,就连他自己都觉得,央视11套今年是不是踩了狗-屎了？怎么这么倒霉啊！ Makes a mistake twice one after another to them live broadcast, with fart - stock wants also to know that certainly must go wrong, moreover this also too face-smacking! Above ordered to force out them, their actually being all right person same still sight beamed with joy in live broadcast, jumped for joy in the national network reach, as if has not come under the influence that forced out to be ordinary, moreover not only has not affected, instead was also bolder with each setback more forces out popularity to be higher! This is not face-smacking, this pulls out the face livingly! Pulled out one time not to calculate that this was pulling out the second time! 接连两次弄错给他们直播,用屁-股想也知道,肯定是要出乱子的,而且这也太打脸了啊！上面勒令封杀他们,他们却没事儿人一样依然风风光光地在直播中露脸,在全国网络范围内活蹦乱跳,似乎根本没受到封杀的影响一般,而且不但没影响,反而还越挫越勇越封杀人气越高！这都已经不是打脸了啊,这是活生生地抽脸啊！抽了一次还不算完,这是在抽第二次了！ Zhang Ye is not accidental, but the surface makes the surprised shape, at heart is actually in the unexpected reason, six days many reduces five times of game difficulty time, did not joke, in these about six days in time, Zhang Ye was Undefeatable! He thought that one's own nobody can block! 张烨却不意外,哦了一声,只是表面做出惊讶状,心里其实是意料之外情理之中,六天多的降低五倍的游戏难度时间,可不是闹着玩的,在这六天左右的时间里,张烨是无敌的！他觉得自己无人能阻！ Drops the drop, the cell phone sound. 滴滴,手机响。 A short note flew. 一条短信飞了过来。 Has a look, has drawn a prize-winning ticket, this month telephone bill looked like does not need to recharge! 看看,又中奖了,这个月的电话费看来是不用充值了！