( ( The audiences were wild with joy 观众乐坏了 That helps Tang Dazhang be the Crosstalk actor of head one by one angry, surnamed Zhang, your his mother this lacks that middle-aged person who eight lifetime blood virtue you just walked is not only the Crosstalk actor, is the director of acrobatics association, this Teacher do you dare to damage? You are insane they actually also to want with, they could not listen, but „wished after Zhang Ye one you succeeded”, the person buttocks of several Crosstalk actor and acrobatics association leave chair half, sat, all has not moved 那帮唐大章为首的相声演员则一个比一个愤怒,姓张的,你他妈这是缺了八辈子血德了你刚走的那个中年人不但是相声演员,还是曲艺协会的一名理事,这种老师你都敢损？你要疯啊不过他们其实也想跟着走的,他们也是听不下去了,可是经过张烨一句“祝你成功”后,有几个相声演员和曲艺协会的人屁股都离开椅子一半了,又生生坐了回去,全都没动 Why? 为什么？ They feared that Zhang Ye directs on the topic them again 他们怕张烨再把话题引到他们身上 These people look at each other one, saw in the vicious tendencies to grid 这些人对视一眼,都看到了对方眼里的戾气 But Zhang Ye Crosstalk has not ended, he on stage does not have the pressure, said also basically in the network broadcasts in the stipulation criterion, it does not matter of face, naturally, even if has surpassed the criterion, he will not be serious, Zhang Ye may, no matter you 3721, this person, live is a happiness 可张烨的相声还没有完,台上的他毫无压力,说的也基本都是在网络播出规定尺度内的,一脸的无所谓,当然,就算是超出了尺度,他也不会当回事的,张烨可不管你3721,他这人,活得就是一个痛快 He said to Old Yao: „You, if counter- three customs, do not join our teams, you are not a good actor, we did not acknowledge that you will say Crosstalk” 他对老姚道:“你要是不反三俗,不加入我们的队伍,你就不是一个好演员,我们就不承认你会说相声” „Well” “唔” „yi” “咿” The audiences understood 观众都听懂了 Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „Yes?” 姚建才笑道:“是啊？” The Zhang Ye surface inked ribbon the meaning of guidance is visiting him, „time of quiet time, your left hand cigarette, right hand one bottle of liquor, the mouth holds in the mouth only the chicken, puff two smoke, liquor, ba two dishes, engaged in introspection vulgarly your counter- three” 张烨面色带着教导之意地看着他,“夜深人静的时候,你左手一支烟,右手一瓶酒,嘴里叼只鸡,噗噗两口烟,啦一口酒,吧唧两口菜,扪心自问你反三俗了吗” The following person is startled, immediately laughter makes noise 下面人一怔,顿时爆笑出声 In Yao Jiancai has gesticulated several, „ humph counter- three vulgar counter- three are not vulgar I not to know that these three types of looks at my this that suffices me to be busy at work to eat the belt to pull out in any case continually 姚建才手里跟着比划了几下,“嚯反三俗不反三俗我不知道,反正这三样儿够我忙活的瞧我这连吃带抽的 The audiences laugh once more 观众再次大笑 Zhang Ye sighed angrily said: „Sometimes walks on the street I frequently is also thinking that the person in world so is why besotted, why they did not understand that if everybody is a teacher with my same everybody, is an educationalist......” to put out a hand to take up the plain white cloth in floor, has blown nasal mucus maliciously, shouted the one breath Bu Rengxia, „that this world how happy” 张烨叹气道:“有时候走在街上我也常常在想,为什么世上的人就这么执迷不悟呢,为什么他们就不理解呢,如果大家都跟我一样人人都做一个教师,都做一个教育家……”伸手拿起台面上的白布,狠狠擤了一把鼻涕,将布扔下呼了一口气,“那么这个世界得多么的美好” The Yao Jiancai dew supercilious look said: „ You are the doing faction of educationalist you „ 姚建才露白眼道:“你这是教育家的做派么你“ „Ha Ha” “哈哈” „He He he he” “呵呵呵呵” Zhang Ye said: „Teacher Yao, I did not think clearly, similarly says Crosstalk, were some people why higher than your scale?” 张烨道:“姚老师,我一直想不明白,同样是说相声的,为什么有的人就比你们档次高呢？” Yao Jiancai said: „That was others says well.” 姚建才道:“那是人家说得好。” Zhang Ye said: „You have a look at these ` mainstream, the Crosstalk actors, you had a look at the mainstream two characters that others said that he to emphasize the expression well” specially. 张烨哦道:“你看看那些‘主流,的相声演员们,你看看人家讲的多好”主流俩字他特意强调了语气。 The following Crosstalk actor complexion changes 下面相声演员脸色一变 Yao Jiancai asked: „Which?” 姚建才问道:“哪个？” Zhang Ye introduced: „Does the outstanding Crosstalk actor, you know?” 张烨介绍道:“有一个出类拔萃的相声演员,你认识吗？” Yao Jiancai said curiously: „Who? You said the name.” 姚建才好奇道:“谁啊？您说说名字。” The audiences also blink eye. 观众们也都眨巴眨巴眼睛。 Zhang Ye said: „Tang great kindness, do you know?” 张烨说道:“唐大德,你认识吗？” Yao Jiancai stares, „Tang great kindness?” 姚建才一愣,“唐大德？” Zhang Ye: „Right, said specially good that.” 张烨:“对,说得特别好的那个。” Yao Jiancai touches the nose, „...... The name is a little in any case familiar-sounding.” 姚建才摸了摸鼻子,“……反正名字有点耳熟。” At this time, many audiences responded, after below one was startled, unexpectedly yi laughed at the same time while applauded 这个时候,好多观众已经反应过来了,下面一怔之后,居然一边咿一边大笑一边鼓起了掌 Pū 噗 Tang great kindness? 唐大德？ Tang Dazhang? 唐大章？ Tang Dazhang sank the face 唐大章一下沉了脸 His surrounding these Crosstalk actors also complexions again change 他周围那些相声演员们也脸色再变 Zhang Ye hey didn't the sound, „know? Is that puts on long unlined gown, big long hair combed straight back, big eye, big tall fellow, one meter eight big stature.” 张烨嘿了声,“不认识吗？就是那个穿一个大褂儿,大背头,大眼睛,大高个儿,一米八的大个儿。” Yao Jiancai said: „Is so high?” 姚建才呃道:“这么高？” Zhang Ye said: „After the cremation, can install one -and-a-half boxes” 张烨道:“火化之后能装一盒半” Cremation? I cremate your younger sister Tang Dazhang heard a sound nearly to spit blood 火化？我火化你妹啊唐大章闻声险些吐血 The audiences also pat the racket arm of arm, pats the racket leg of leg, laughed out loud, Teacher Zhang this opened mouth, was really your mother damages Grandma 观众们也都拍胳膊的拍胳膊,拍腿的拍腿,笑岔气了,张老师这张嘴啊,真是你妈损到姥姥家了 Yao Jiancai: „Hi, who asked your bone ash.” 姚建才:“嗨,谁问您骨灰了。” Zhang Ye raises up the thumb, holds saying: „Others Crosstalk, what said is really good” 张烨竖起大拇指,捧道:“人家那个相声啊,说的是真好” Yao Jiancai: „Right?” 姚建才:“是吗？” Zhang Ye said: „Have you listened to his new Crosstalk? That Crosstalk called «New countryside».” 张烨道:“你听过他的新相声没有？那个相声叫《新农村》。” The Yao Jiancai doubts said: „This Crosstalk?” 姚建才疑惑道:“还有这相声呢？” Zhang Ye whoops said: „Good, said special is good, the fervent urges the person to urinate” 张烨哎呦道:“好啊,说的特别好,激昂慷慨催人尿下” One the female audience is drinking water, one did not pay attention pū to spurt the ground 一女观众正喝水呢,一不留神噗地全喷地上了 The Yao Jiancai corona said: „Under urine? How to urinate?” 姚建才晕道:“尿下？怎么都尿了？” Zhang Ye whoops yo said: „You know that work has cured many prostate patients” 张烨哎呦呦道:“你知道那个作品治好了多少前列腺患者么” Several male audiences hammers the leg of one's own while laughs wildly 有几个男观众一边锤自己的腿一边狂笑 Yao Jiancai said: „Hou, the one who such greatly affects that this work to write is what?” 姚建才道:“嚯,这么大作用那这作品写的是什么呢？” Zhang Ye said: „I especially like this «New countryside», too nice, this work took the auction, several hundred thousand yes.” 张烨道:“我特别喜欢这个《新农村》,太好听了,这部作品拿出去拍卖,几十万都是可以的。” Yao Jiancai said curiously: „Yo, such? You said that everybody does listen?” 姚建才非常好奇道:“哟,就这么好吗？那您说说大家伙儿听听啊？” Zhang Ye looks at the big family fortune: „Crosstalk excellent work «New countryside», it such said: Comrades hello, friends hello of various trades and occupations, please support our new countryside, we must listen to the words of township leader, keeps regular hours, does not spit everywhere, our rural reconstructions special is good, this is really the spring breeze is reflected in the sunlight red.” Then, a Zhang Ye face is infatuated with and admires. 张烨看着大家道:“相声佳作《新农村》,它是这么讲的:同志们大家好,各行各业的朋友们大家好,请支持我们新农村,我们要听乡领导的话,早睡早起,不随地吐痰,把我们的农村建设的特别好,这真是春风映日红呀。”说完,张烨一脸陶醉和佩服。 Yao Jiancai was silly, „ended?” 姚建才则傻了,“完了？” Sees only Zhang Ye to pat the leg, squatted changed in the ground intonation, „too nice has laughed at me not to be good” 只见张烨一拍腿,蹲在了地上声调都变了,“太好听了笑得我都不行啦” The audiences also smiled to spurt 观众们也笑喷了 Yao Jiancai said: „What did you smile?” 姚建才道:“什么啊你就笑得不行了？” Zhang Ye also squats is patting the floor 张烨还蹲着拍地板呢 „” Yao Jiancai drew him in the past, „you get up first, get up, has this what with what, you listened to serious Crosstalk you? How to smile this?” “诶诶”姚建才过去拉他,“你先起来,起来,这什么跟什么啊,你听过正经八百的相声吗你？怎么就笑成这样了？” Looks at Zhang Ye that welldoing, the laughter of audiences cannot stop 看着张烨那德行,观众们的笑声根本停不下来 The Tang Dazhang angry glare, turned around to the field 唐大章怒目而起,转身离场了 Many audiences saw and scold one, the laughter was bigger 好多观众看到又骂走了一个,笑声更大了 Zhang Ye quite a while stands, „good Crosstalk.” 张烨半天才站起来,“好相声。” Yao Jiancai roll one's eyes: „Is this Crosstalk?” 姚建才翻白眼:“这是相声吗？” Zhang Ye sets upright the thumb, „true good Crosstalk, to gladden the heart you to study this, you must be quite easy to learn with others, must correct the one's own manner, do not look like lacking self-respect of certain Crosstalk actor, under stage to go on stage lacks self-respect, finally finally, is put in prison carelessly” 张烨竖拇指,“真正的好相声,沁人肺腑啊你要学这个,你要跟着人家好好学,要端正自己的态度,不要像某些相声演员似的不自爱,台上台下都不自爱,结果最后,吊儿郎当入狱” „?” Yao Jiancai hurries to investigate the correct path: „That called to jail.” “啊？”姚建才赶紧纠正道:“那叫锒铛入狱。” Zhang Ye said: „That Crosstalk actor stage name called to hang.” 张烨说道:“那相声演员艺名叫吊儿。” Yao Jiancai humph a throat, „was this what name how called this?” 姚建才嚯了一嗓子,“这什么名字啊怎么叫这个啊？” Zhang Ye said: „Our these counter- three vulgar people, have the stage name.” 张烨道:“我们这些反三俗的人,都有艺名。” Yao Jiancai asked: „Why? In doesn't use the real name?” 姚建才问道:“为什么啊？于嘛不用真名啊？” Zhang Ye shoots a look at him, „idle talk, fears to come under attack with the real name” 张烨瞥瞥他,“废话,用真名怕挨打” The audiences smile to pull out 观众笑抽 Yao Jiancai: „Good, you also feared that comes under attack?” 姚建才:“好嘛,你们也怕挨打啊？” Zhang Ye said: „I did not fear how we are studying the counter- three vulgar that several colleagues to fear daily together.” 张烨道:“我不怕,我们天天在一块研究怎么反三俗的那几个同行怕。” „Yo, do you have team?” Yao Jiancai said. “哟,你还有团队？”姚建才道。 Zhang Ye said: „Has, there is abundance of capable people, is some Crosstalk actors, the actor of Acrobatics, the critic, the critic.” 张烨道:“有啊,我们那里人才济济,都是一些相声演员,曲艺界的演员,评论家,批评家。” Critics? Critics? Audience first time has thought Alexander and several resisted Zhang Ye these people the people entire spirit to inspire yesterday online, is listening carefully 评论家？批评家？观众第一时间就想到了亚历山大和几个昨天在网上抵制张烨的那些人了众人全精神一振,仔细听着 Yao Jiancai blinks, „do that you give to introduce? What stage name called?” 姚建才眨眼,“那您给介绍介绍？都叫什么艺名啊？” Zhang Ye spoke with confidence: „For example our inside renowned cultural critics, whom called two.” 张烨侃侃而谈:“比如我们里面一个著名文化评论家,叫谁最二,。” Yao Jiancai humph said: „This really polite.” 姚建才嚯道:“这位真客气。” Zhang Ye continues to introduce: „A our renowned critic...... Called ` me two.” 张烨继续介绍道:“还有我们一位著名批评家……叫‘我最二,。” Yao Jiancai one, „this is politer” 姚建才一嘿,“这位更客气” Zhang Ye said: „A our Naqu skill expert.” 张烨道:“还有一个我们那曲艺专家。” „What did he call?” Yao Jiancai curious [say / way]. “他叫什么啊？”姚建才好奇道。 Zhang Ye said: „He called ` horse Chan.” 张烨说:“他叫‘马掺乎,。” The audiences are perplexed, the people of following judges and these Acrobatics have not understood. 观众不明所以,下面的评委和那些曲艺界的人也没听懂。 Does horse mix? 马掺乎？ This what stem? 这什么梗啊？ Yao Jiancai also asked that „this what name? Foreigners?” 姚建才也问啊,“这什么名字？外国人？” Zhang Ye waves the hand immediately, „is not, - country few - number - people - clan, this is his name, he also has the surname, he is surnamed ` Siani.” 张烨立即摇手,“不是,中－国少－数－民－族,这是他的名,他还有姓呢,他姓‘夏尼,。” The Yao Jiancai doubt said: „Siani?” 姚建才狐疑道:“夏尼？” Zhang Ye um, „Siani, your mother mixed blindly.” 张烨嗯了一声,“夏尼,瞎你妈掺乎。” This stem shakes, the audiences suddenly laugh a piece 这个梗一抖出来,全场都蓦然间爆笑一片 „Oh” “啊哟” „Hahahahaha” “哈哈哈哈哈哈” „Siani does mix?” “夏尼马掺乎？” „This scolded certainly” “这骂的绝了啊” „Ha Ha I am not good” “哈哈我不行了” „That group of people blindly do not mix and” “那帮人不就是瞎掺乎和” Zhang Ye breaks off the finger saying: „On our these people, who most two, I most two, Siani mixes, we gather together is studying daily, the research how counter- three customs, our goals are, later looked toward Earth from Moon that could not see including the Great Wall, first sees is our group of people in counter- three customs” 张烨掰着手指头道:“就我们这几个人,谁最二,我最二,夏尼马掺乎,我们聚在一起天天都在研究,研究怎么反三俗,我们的目标是,以后从月球上往地球上看,连长城都看不到了,第一个看到的就是我们这帮人在反三俗” Yao Jiancai gains ground one humph, „do you also dislike the sound to be not very big?” 姚建才抬头一嚯,“你们还嫌动静不够大啊？” In the field several staff have been suppressing, then really could not hold, several photographs absorbed to help with the screenwriter-directors cover the face to smile insanely 场内几个工作人员本来一直在憋着,这下是实在憋不住了,几个摄像摄助和编导都捂着脸笑疯了 Leaps, following several Acrobatics has stood including these Crosstalk actors, ablaze with anger left the seat to walk outward, one after several other people 腾,下面几个曲艺界的包括那些相声演员都站了起来,怒气冲冲地离了座位往外走,陆续十几个人 Those who make the person be shocked, three Crosstalk big game judges under stage, two judges angrily leave the table unexpectedly, does not look, walked, only remaining judges speechless sit there. 更让人惊呆的是,台下的三个相声大赛评委,竟然也有两个评委愤然离席,不看了,走了,只剩下一个评委无语地坐在那儿。 „What?” “啥？” „Did judges run?” “评委都跑了？” „How pū judges walked this not to have whoops in the national Crosstalk big game history too comedy Teacher Zhang too extraordinary to give to scold judges” “噗评委怎么都走了啊这在全国相声大赛历史上还从没有过啊哎呦太搞笑了张老师太奇葩了把评委都给骂走了” „Hahahahaha” “哈哈哈哈哈” „Must be so funny” “要不要这么逗啊” Before, the people of these Acrobatics closed right up against the one's own status, closed right up against overwhelms with numerical strength, suppressed Zhang Ye to resist Yao Jiancai unceasingly they, depended was the power of gossip, however at this moment, Zhang Ye came one unexpectedly by other [say / way] also body, used with online to resist the Zhang Ye network celebrity their moves on them including these critic critics, Zhang Ye all gave to scold one to scold one in this Crosstalk unexpectedly to pass the heart to be cool pitch-dark 之前,那些曲艺界的人靠着自己的身份,靠着人多势众,不断打压张烨抵制姚建才俩人,靠的就是众口铄金,然而此时此刻,张烨居然来了一个以彼之道还施彼身,把他们的招数用回在了他们身上包括那些跟网上抵制过张烨的网络名人啊批评家评论家们啊,张烨居然在这一段相声里全都给骂了一个昏天黑地骂了一个透心凉 They are over a hundred over a thousand open mouth 他们是上百上千张嘴 Zhang Ye only then opens mouth, suppressed them unexpectedly 张烨就只有一张嘴,竟却压住了他们 The power of gossip turned into one to melt gold/metal, Zhang Ye opens mouth went against on their thousands to open unexpectedly, opened mouth can melt the gold 众口铄金变成了一口铄金,张烨一张嘴居然就顶的上他们成千上百张,一张嘴就能把金子融化 This is the what kind overwhelming power 这是何等的威猛 This is what kind savage 这是何等的凶残