Comes up to harm others! 上来就损人！ Enters the stage scolds! 出场就开骂！ Moreover does not have including an upholstery, class that the Zhang Ye slight defect must report - bum disposition this moment shows sends the color in the incisiveness and illumination that. 而且连一点铺垫都没有,张烨瑕疵必报的流-氓性格在这一刻展现的淋漓尽致、发光发彩。 In field also good, outside is also good, the audiences were excited, hit the chicken blood staring bead incomparably to anticipate that this beginning, was too shocking, they had a feeling, by the smelly temperament of Zhang Ye that goods, absolutely face-smacking that then must say. Sits looked at home 11 sets of network live broadcast people call people friends readily immediately, the increasing number of people surround on network live broadcast, was excited! 场内也好,场外也好,观众们都激动了,一个个打了鸡血似的瞪着眼珠子无比期待,就这个开场,已经太让人惊艳了,他们有一种感觉,以张烨那货的臭脾气,接下来要说的绝对更加打脸。坐在家里看11套网络直播的人们顿时呼朋唤友,越来越多的人围观在网络直播上,兴奋极了！ „Comes to see quickly!” “快来看啊！” „Old Chang, quick surfer!” “老常,快上网！” „face-smacking Zhang was heavy Jiang Hu!” “打脸张重出江湖了！” „CCTV Channel 11 official site main page live broadcast! Looks quickly!” “央视11套官网主页直播！快看！” „Yesterday boycotted their matters collectively, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai counter-attacks!” “昨天集体抵制他们的那事儿,张烨和姚建才反击了！” „Aha, Tang Dazhang two take the lead satirizes the Zhang Ye apprentice to menstruate to dye at the scene! Was scolded! I have the premonition, «I Must Instead Three Custom» be the god do absolutely!” “啊哈,唐大章的两个打头阵讽刺张烨的徒弟已经血染当场！被骂了！我有预感,《我要反三俗》绝对是神作！” ...... …… On stage. 台上。 Zhang Ye has uncovered the previous burden, looked that said to Yao Jiancai: „I like your this professions very much, does well, serves the people, brings to laugh heartily to everybody.” 张烨揭过了上一个包袱,看向姚建才道:“我很喜欢你们这个行业,好好干,为人民服务,给大家带来欢笑。” Yao Jiancai nods, „that should be.” 姚建才点头,“那是应该的。” Zhang Ye said: „Why do everybody like Crosstalk?” 张烨道:“为什么大伙儿喜欢相声呢？” „Why?” Yao Jiancai asked. “为什么？”姚建才问。 Zhang Ye said: „Because Crosstalk is from folk art. a” 张烨道:“因为相声是一门来自民间的艺术。” Yao Jiancai: „Is this.” 姚建才:“是这样的。” Zhang Ye said: „Has eulogized the common people.” 张烨道:“讴歌了百姓。” Yao Jiancai: „Um.” 姚建才:“嗯。” Zhang Ye blinks, said: „Therefore I hope very much you gang up on.” 张烨眨眨眼睛,道:“所以我很希望你们群殴嘛。” The audiences smile! 观众都笑！ Yao Jiancai hey said: „Gangs up on? Do we fight in groups?” 姚建才嘿道:“群殴？我们打群架啊？” Zhang Ye investigates the correct path: „, My meaning does not want you to eulogize, your one crowd said Crosstalk ou together!” 张烨纠正道:“不是不是,我的意思是不是要你一个人讴歌,你们一群说相声的一块儿讴！” Yao Jiancai said: „Eulogizes together? How such variable torque.” 姚建才呵道:“一起讴歌？怎么这么变扭啊。” This burden the Crosstalk actor taking along, the audiences loved, some people send out the laughter, some people send out „yi that” creates a disturbance sound! 这包袱又把相声演员给捎带进去了,观众们喜闻乐见极了,有人送出笑声,有人发出起哄的“咿”声！ Zhang Ye said: „I like Crosstalk in any case.” 张烨道:“反正我就是很喜欢相声。” Yao Jiancai: „Likes.” 姚建才:“喜欢好啊。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „This is the poetry of work.” 张烨笑道:“这是劳动的诗歌啊。” Did the Yao Jiancai doubt, „how become the poetry?” 姚建才狐疑,“怎么又成诗歌了？” Zhang Ye um said: „I usually also like writing poem.” 张烨嗯道:“我平时也爱写一写诗。” Yao Jiancai is interested saying: „Has the work?” 姚建才感兴趣道:“有作品吗？” „It is not quite mature.” Zhang Ye is modest. “不太成熟。”张烨谦虚。 Yao Jiancai: „He He, you can say that we listen.” 姚建才:“呵呵,您可以说一说,我们听听。” Zhang Ye said: „Ok, everybody points out mistakes.” 张烨道:“行,那大家指正一下。” Yao Jiancai nods, „we appreciate.” 姚建才点头,“我们欣赏一下。” Qing settled the throat, Zhang Ye hesitates, unusual investment sentiment bright sound track: „Proclaimed - military - the day of area, was the sunny day, passed - state - the people in area quite liked.” He wields the hand to say with emotions: „Looks Fengtai to shout loud......” voice immediately one high, „I love you...... Haidian!” 清了清嗓子,张烨一沉吟,非常投入感情地朗声道:“宣-武-区的天,是晴朗的天,通-州-区的人民好喜欢。”他挥起手动情道:“远望丰台高声喊……”嗓门登时一高,“我爱你……海淀！” Xuanwu, Tongzhou, Fengtai, Haidian, this is Beijing several area district names, this poem said from the Zhang Ye mouth, the audiences doubled with laughter immediately! 宣武,通州,丰台,海淀,这是京城的几个区县名字,这诗从张烨嘴里一说出来,观众们顿时前仰后合！ „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” „Whoops!” “哎呦！” „You look at Fengtai to shout any Haidian!” “您看着丰台喊什么海淀啊！” Yao Jiancai is also quite speechless, „this anything poem.” 姚建才也相当无语,“这什么诗啊。” Zhang Ye well, „hadn't you listened to profound meaning?” 张烨咦了一声,“你没听出其中的深意吗？” Yao Jiancai said: „Has not listened, what profound meaning?” 姚建才道:“没听出来,什么深意？” Zhang Ye said seriously: „This poem, although writes is not big, but the significance is profound, it has manifested the close cooperation of Beijing people, has manifested the stick togethers among various area districts!” 张烨严肃道:“这首诗虽然写的不大,但是意义深远,它体现了京城人民的亲密合作,体现了各区县之间的团结友爱！” The audiences have been laughing! 观众已经在大笑了！ Yao Jiancai shakes the head, „has not listened.” 姚建才摇头,“没听出来。” Zhang Ye said earnestly: „Greets national games.” 张烨认真道:“迎接全运会。” Yao Jiancai: „Has not looked.” 姚建才:“没瞧出来。” Zhang Ye: „Common people to realize the Four Modernizations, to let the China-Africa Forum convenes smoothly makes the contribution, um, it is a reflection such significance!” 张烨:“百姓们为了实现四化,为了让中非论坛顺利召开做贡献,嗯,它是反映这么一个意义！” The Yao Jiancai perspiration said: „Where has this meaning!” 姚建才汗道:“哪儿有这层意思啊！” The following person smiled to pull out, your this poem with national games the relations that had with the China-Africa Forum! The people of Acrobatics just said that your Crosstalk does not have the meaning vulgarly, did you come such one? Hahahaha! Everybody can hear, Zhang Ye this satirizes that group of people! 下面人都笑抽了,你这诗跟全运会跟中非论坛有个屁的关系啊！曲艺界的人刚说完你相声低俗没含义,你就来了这么一出？哈哈哈哈！大家都听得出来,张烨这是讽刺那帮人呢！ Zhang Ye is staring Yao Jiancai, by -way: „I said that has! I think that it is it is!” 张烨瞪着姚建才,横道:“我说有就有！我认为它是它就是！” Yao Jiancai is disinclined to respond him, „good all various professions, that such matter.” 姚建才懒得搭理他,“行行行,那就这么回事儿吧。” Zhang Ye said: „Has remembered, is an actor to the people serve.” 张烨说:“记住了,做个演员要为人民服务。” Yao Jiancai said: „This we know.” 姚建才道:“这我们知道。” Zhang Ye: „Is lofty!” 张烨:“要高雅！” Yao Jiancai: „Lofty?” 姚建才:“高雅？” Zhang Ye shot the breeze: „Certainly cannot three customs, probably have the personal status, wants on ‚stool’ time!” Saying, but also was standing on tiptoes foot upward very! 张烨高谈阔论道:“一定不能三俗,要有品位,要上‘凳’次！”说着,还踮着脚往上挺了挺！ Yao Jiancai hurries to hold on him, „you are falling again, hurries, that is on the scale!” 姚建才赶紧拉住他,“你再摔着,赶紧下来,那是上档次！” Audiences entire pū! 观众全噗的一声！ Zhang Ye shakes the head seriously: „Was not swindled, was swindled one time, we want on one ‚stool’ time!” 张烨郑重其事地摇头:“上当不可以,上当就一次,我们要上一个‘凳’次！” Yao Jiancai is speechless: „Also ‚stool’ time good ‚stool’ time on ‚stool’ time!” 姚建才无语:“还‘凳’次好吧‘凳’次就‘凳’次吧！” Zhang Ye has a look at him, „broken mouthpiece are you?” 张烨看看他,“碎嘴子啊你是？” Yao Jiancai: „You break to pieces the mouthpiece!” 姚建才:“你才碎嘴子！” Several audiences from the beginning smiled the tail, the mouth hemp! 有几个观众从头笑到尾,嘴都麻了！ Zhang Ye racket shoulder of Yao Jiancai, language focus long said: „Has remembered, said why Crosstalk uses?” 张烨拍拍姚建才的肩膀,语重心长道:“记住了,说相声是干什么用的呢？” Yao Jiancai consults saying: „Did you say?” 姚建才请教道:“您说？” Zhang Ye said: „Crosstalk...... Educates the person!” 张烨道:“相声……是教育人的！” As soon as the audiences listen, immediately „yi” sound rises from all directions! 观众一听,立即“咿”声四起！ „yi!” “咿！” „yi!” “咿！” Is all creating a disturbance stalk! 全在起哄架秧子！ Zhang Ye has referred to below confusedly, „? Are they are shouting you name?” 张烨迷茫地指了指下面,“咦？他们是在喊你名字吗？” Yao Jiancai talked about with interest: „This was asks you to leave downward says.” 姚建才乐道:“这是叫你别往下说了。” Zhang Ye said with deep veneration: „I think that Crosstalk educates the person, you are not an actor!” 张烨肃然道:“我是这么认为的,相声就是教育人的,你不是一个演员！” Yao Jiancai: „What am I?” 姚建才:“那我是什么？” Zhang Ye said: „You is a teacher!” 张烨道:“你是一个教师！” Yao Jiancai: „?” 姚建才:“哦？” Zhang Ye then said: „You are one teach!” 张烨接着道:“你是一只教授！” Yao Jiancai faints: „Does teach? The professor only has the theory!” 姚建才晕倒:“一只教授？教授有论只的么！” The audiences laugh! 观众大笑不已！ Also scolded! 又骂了！ Also scolded! 又开骂了！ Zhang Ye pats his shoulder saying: „Your work, educates the person, you must pay attention to the program personal status, what do you this work educate the people to learn today? This is your work. Do not consider that he is happy!” 张烨拍着他肩膀道:“你的工作啊,就是教育人,你一定要注意节目的品位,你今天这个作品教育人们学会什么了？这是你的工作。你不要考虑他乐不乐！” Yao Jiancai: „?” 姚建才:“啊？” Zhang Ye snort|hum: „He gets what one deserves! Philharmonic is unhappy!” 张烨哼了一声:“他活该！爱乐不乐！” The audiences pat the leg to laugh! 观众拍腿大笑！ Yao Jiancai: „?” 姚建才:“啊？” Zhang Ye said: „Your work educates the person, even if he is unhappy! What loses ten hundreds of millions audiences is? Your position stands very much steadily firm!” 张烨道:“你的工作就是教育人,哪怕他不乐！损失十几亿的观众算什么？你的位置站得很稳牢！” Yao Jiancai hey said: „Where I stand I not to know! Also steady firm?” 姚建才嘿道:“我站在哪儿我都不知道了！还稳牢呢？” The Zhang Ye injunction said: „Is certainly lofty! Knows that what is lofty?” 张烨嘱咐道:“一定要高雅！知道什么是高雅吗？” Yao Jiancai said: „Did you say?” 姚建才道:“您说？” Zhang Ye leaves saying: „Loftiness is the people opposes! He likes listening, does not listen not to listen! Get what one deserves! Died!” 张烨出言道:“高雅就是和人民作对！他爱听不听,不听就不听！活该！死去！” Several audiences were not good, tears came out, they know that Zhang Ye is malicious in speech wicked, may actually not think that his harming others energy lose such has the new pattern! This is harms others in the map artillery! These said that Zhang Ye Crosstalk knows comedy but does not have the connotation and artistic person, was given to scold by him! 有几个观众已经不行了,眼泪都出来了,他们知道张烨嘴毒缺德,可却没想到他损人能损得这么有新花样！这是在开地图炮损人啊！那些说张烨相声就知道搞笑但没有内涵和艺术性的人,都被他给骂进去了！ Zhang Ye has not ended, said to Old Yao: „Has remembered, you is a teacher, so long as your work can make the audiences shed bitter tears, you succeeded!” 张烨还没完,对老姚道:“记住了,你是一个教师,只要你的作品能让观众们痛哭流涕了,你就成功了！” Several Crosstalk judges facial colors are much blacker! 几个相声评委面色都黑得不得了！ Yao Jiancai: „?” 姚建才:“啊？” Zhang Ye um said: „An outstanding Crosstalk actor, must achieve the counter- three customs!” 张烨嗯道:“一个优秀的相声演员,一定要做到反三俗！” Yao Jiancai, „?” 姚建才哦了一声,“是吗？” Zhang Ye said: „Must absolutely instead three customs! Its bearing in mind scope.” 张烨道:“绝对要反三俗！把它记在心里面。” Yao Jiancai said modestly: „Well good.” 姚建才谦虚道:“好好好。” Zhang Ye said: „Modest excrement person is progressive. The excrement people can progress! Let alone is your this meat long?” 张烨说道:“谦虚屎人进步。屎人都能进步！何况你这个肉长的？” In laughing of audience, Yao Jiancai touches the forehead, this that „you said was too dirty! Your this itself called three customs.” 在观众的大笑中,姚建才一摸脑门,“您说的这太脏了！您这本身就叫三俗。” The Zhang Ye hear, the eyeball stares with light bulb, „do I kill you to believe?” 张烨听完,眼珠子瞪得跟灯泡儿似的,“我弄死你信吗？” Yao Jiancai: „Hou!” 姚建才:“嚯！” A Zhang Ye face fat meat, the lu sleeve said: „Not by overflow - does bum hit? Big pot pounds on the head to bleed, hits your eyeball stitching! Three customs are I are used to insult the method of person. Said that I amn't good know?” 张烨一脸膘肉,撸袖子道:“没挨过流-氓打是吗？大花盆儿砸脑袋上哗哗流血,打得你眼珠子缝针！三俗是我用来侮辱人的手段。说我不行知道吗？” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „Said that you aren't good?” 姚建才笑道:“说您不行啊？” Zhang Ye snort|hum said: „Dares to say my three customs? On your such person, further immediately shoots dead, turns head one step to be released on bail for medical treatment!” 张烨哼道:“敢说我三俗？就你这样的人,进一步就是立即枪毙,回头一步就是保外就医！” Yao Jiancai said: „Good, do I have good not good?” 姚建才道:“好嘛,我还有好儿没好儿啊？” Zhang Ye said: „You like this seize, suffices to shoot dead for five minutes!” 张烨道:“就你这样逮住的,都够枪毙五分钟的了！” Pū! 噗！ Immediately shoots dead? Is released on bail for medical treatment? 立即枪毙？保外就医？ Shoots dead for five minutes? Burden how whoops you think! 枪毙五分钟？哎呦你怎么想的包袱啊！ The audiences were been once again shocking by between the lines small burden, Ha Ha keeps laughing, they have not listened to such novel piece really! Moreover everywhere passes is being intelligent and cruel! Zhang Ye seemed is saying Yao Jiancai, may in fact everyone understand that this scolds others! 观众们又一次被字里行间的小包袱给惊艳了,哈哈笑个不停,他们是真没听过这么新奇的段子！而且处处都透着智慧和阴损！张烨看上去是在说姚建才,可实际上谁都明白,这是骂别人呢！ Zhang Ye calmed down, in the hand the gesture said: „Looked toward Earth from Moon that first sees the Great Wall, then sees is our group of people in the there counter- three customs!” 张烨定了定神,手上比划道:“从月球往地球上看,先是看到长城,然后看到的就是我们这帮人在那儿反三俗呢！” Yao Jiancai said surprisedly: „Hou, do your this group of people make such greatly?” 姚建才惊奇道:“嚯,你们这帮人闹得这么大呐？” The Zhang Ye principle takes care of the collar, „that was natural.” Looks to stage next group of Crosstalk actor there, „today also came many we together counter- three vulgar colleagues on the spot!” He beckons to them. 张烨理了理衣领,“那是当然了。”看向台下一帮相声演员那里,“今天现场也来了好多我们一块反三俗的同行！”他冲他们招手。 The audiences laugh wildly! 观众狂笑！ „yi!” “咿！” „yi!” “咿！” „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” Under the stage had one unable to sit with the Crosstalk actor who Tang Dazhang came together, was black the face to stand, turned the head to walk, does not listen! 台下有一个跟着唐大章一起来的相声演员已经坐不下去了,黑着脸站起来,转头就走了,不听了！ Zhang Ye looked to him well, „how to walk one?” 张烨看向他咦了一声,“怎么走了一个？” Yao Jiancai said with a laugh: „Perhaps others were go to bathroom.” 姚建才笑呵呵道:“人家兴许是上厕所去了。” „, So that's how it is.” Zhang Ye waves, said to that Crosstalk actor: „May you succeed!” “哦,原来如此。”张烨一挥手,对那相声演员道:“祝你成功！” Crosstalk actor hear word who that gets to the entrance, the under foot almost falls in a flash, Zhang Ye you - big - master! Your also too bad! Goes to bathroom can also have not successfully? Do I lack the mind? 那走到门口的相声演员闻言,脚下一晃差点摔下去,张烨你-大-爷！你丫也太损了吧！上厕所还能有不成功的吗？我缺心眼啊？ Audiences in this moment, erupted biggest a laughter since the beginning, boisterously! 观众在这一刻,也爆发了从开场以来最大的一次笑声,哄然而起！ „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Certainly! Really certainly!” “绝了！真绝了！” „Listens to Zhang Ye to curse at people to satisfy a craving!” “还是听张烨骂人过瘾啊！” Satire that „yes, that group of people cover up, but also resisting, but also denounced, some people also operated the waistcoat not to dare to reveal the true body, but you had a look at Teacher Zhang, scolded directly! Is working as the national audiences! Was this breadth of spirit and imposing manner is that gang cannot only eat the grape saying that the villain of racemic acid could not compare!” “是啊,那帮人遮遮掩掩的讽刺,还抵制,还声讨,有些人还开着马甲不敢露真身,可你们看看张老师,直接开骂！还是当着全国观众！光是这气魄和气势就是那帮吃不着葡萄说葡萄酸的小人比不了的！” „Ran!” “跑了一个了！” „Whoops teased me!” “哎呦逗死我了！” Scolded vents spleen! 骂得解气！ Scolded satisfies a craving! 骂得过瘾！ The people thought that whole body pore is opening, the might as well is serious, this your mother is Crosstalk! 众人觉得全身毛孔都在张开,爽得不得了,这你妈才是相声啊！