On the spot. 现场。 Records and broadcasts in the hall. 录播厅内。 All people know nothing as before, Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan this Crosstalk said that under the audience did not have too many applause. 所有人依旧毫不知情,张晓和刘元这段相声说完了,底下观众没有太多掌声。 Because they thought that Tang Dazhang these two apprentices this Crosstalk is not funny today, possibly was everybody is been tricky by the mouth that the Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai previous work raised, was truly is not possibly good, many people that Zhang Xiaoliu a Yuan today's work says how many laughter have not exuded from beginning to end, moreover they satirized Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai that listened not quite to be also comfortable in the audience ear, in their opinion, Zhang Ye their Crosstalk were outstanding, even is reaches the pinnacle to surmount present all Crosstalk works in some aspect, the result your also to go on stage satirized the families they three vulgarly? Satirizes others not to say Crosstalk? You have that qualifications, takes a look any gadget that your one's own said! 因为他们觉得唐大章这俩徒弟今天这个相声一点也不逗,可能是大家被张烨姚建才的上一个作品养的嘴刁了,也可能是张晓刘元今天的作品说的确实不行,好多人从头到尾都没有发出几个笑声,而且他们俩人讽刺张烨姚建才的那段,听在观众耳朵里也是不太舒服的,在他们看来,张烨俩人的相声非常优秀啊,在某种方面甚至已经是登峰造极超越了现在所有的相声作品,结果你们还上台讽刺人家俩人三俗？讽刺人家不会说相声？你们有那个资格么,瞧瞧你们自己说的什么玩意儿啊！ The audiences do not show respect for somebody's ability. 观众都不怎么买账。 But the applause has. 啪啪啪,但掌声还是有的。 Why? Because Tang Dazhang was having judges of one group of Crosstalk actors and other preliminary contest groups entered the arena one after another, sat, they did not have from the beginning start to listen, but heard last that Zhang Xiao said that thought very good, smiled the nod to applaud! 为什么？因为唐大章带着一群相声演员和其他一些预赛组的评委们陆陆续续进场了,坐了下来,他们没从头开始听,但听到了张晓俩人说的最后一段,都觉得很好,微笑着点头鼓掌！ Crosstalk Senior comments: „This does the artistic the appearance.” 一相声前辈评价道:“这才是搞艺术的样子。” The cadres of another acrobatics association said: „Um, Zhang Xiaoliu Yuan good.” 另一个曲艺协会的干部道:“嗯,张晓刘元不错。” „Old Tang accepted two good apprentices, look at me to envy.” Also there is industry in a colleague to commend. “老唐收了两个好徒弟啊,看得我都羡慕了。”又有业内同行赞许道。 Tang Dazhang modest several, said: „Is two Xiaoxiao child sons, good-for-nothing.” 唐大章谦虚了几句,道:“还是两个小小子儿,不成器呢。” Three judges under stage are not yesterday's three people, all changed players, three were Crosstalk Senior, everyone siwushi-year-old appearance, they listened, has highly appraised to Zhang Xiaoliu Yuan Crosstalk, „artistry was very good, compared with the previous work, got up one, finally buckled has the effort that the topic buckled very much, was very good , the current state analysis of Crosstalk very thoroughly.” 台下的三个评委已经不是昨天的三人了,全换了人,三个都是相声界的前辈了,每个人都四五十岁的样子,他们听完,也对张晓刘元的相声高度评价了一番,“艺术性很好,与上一个作品相比的,更上了一层,最后扣题扣的很有力度,很好,也把相声的现状分析得很透彻。” Another old judges feels the beard nod saying: „Has the depth, good.” 另一个老评委摸着胡子点头道:“有深度,不错。” Audiences: „......” 观众:“……” Did you keep eyes open? The place that this what broken Crosstalk, comedy, making the person listen to be about to fall asleep, his mother calls unexpectedly well? Called the depth to have the art? We in a world? Do we hear are the same Crosstalk works? 你们长眼了吗？这什么破相声啊,一点也没有搞笑的地方,让人听着都快睡着了,居然还他妈叫不错？叫有深度有艺术？咱们是在一个世界吗？咱们听得到底是同一个相声作品吗？ Zhang Xiao said with a smile: „Thanks the affirmation of judges Teacher.” 张晓笑道:“谢谢评委老师的肯定。” Liu Yuandao: „We will also continue to try hard.” 刘元道:“我们还会继续努力的。” Only then third judges one hesitant, said sentence just words, „is in several burdens has not shaken the sound, was relatively softer.” 只有第三个评委一犹豫,说了句公道话,“就是里面的几个包袱没有抖响,相对软了一些。” Tang Dazhang frowned, lets somebody cool off or calm down looked at that judges one, does not know that was thinking anything. 唐大章蹙眉,冷冷看了那评委一眼,也不知在想什么。 In an instant, they left office, when with Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai brushed past, the Tang Dazhang two apprentices shot a look at their one eyes, taunted wear a look. 转眼间,俩人下了台,与张烨姚建才擦肩而过时,唐大章的两个徒弟瞥了他们一眼,面带嘲讽。 Announced to speak, „following, Zhang Ye, Yao Jiancai, performed work «Me To probably Instead Three Custom», invited two player to go on stage performances.” 报幕说话了,“下面一场,张烨,姚建才,表演作品《我要反三俗》,有请两位选手上台表演。” What? 啥？ Can instead three customs? 要反三俗？ The audiences one have all smiled, compares in these Crosstalk actors, this group of audiences most understand Zhang Ye obviously, can I instead three customs? They know that this saying said from others mouth has the possibility, but said from Zhang Ye this goods mouth? The precipice is impossible! Can he instead three customs? That female donkey can on set up! Why does not know, the audiences anticipated the feeling full house, the appetite to be moved suddenly all of a sudden! 观众们一下全笑了,相比于那些相声演员们,这帮观众显然是最了解张烨的,我要反三俗？他们知道,这话从别人嘴里说出来有可能,但是从张烨这货嘴里说出来？绝壁不可能！他要反三俗？那母驴都能上树了！不知为何,观众们猛然间就期待感爆棚,胃口一下子被调了起来！ Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai stood on stage. 张烨和姚建才站在了台上。 First judges shoots a look at them, „can start.” 第一个评委瞥瞥他们,“可以开始了。” What judges did not have the interest many to say to them, in online, their Acrobatics has had no consideration for face with Zhang Ye, comprehensive resisting, denounced comprehensively, they believe that under their appeals continuously, soon time, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai will possibly be deprived the qualifying, at that time you said was good and useful? You are the ticket many and useful? Same cannot enter the intermediary heat! 评委没兴趣多跟他们说什么,在网上,他们曲艺界已经和张烨撕破脸了,全面抵制,全面声讨,他们相信,在他们的一直呼吁下,用不了多久时间,张烨和姚建才可能就会被取消参赛资格了,那时候你们说的再好又有什么用？你们得票再多又有什么用？一样进不了复赛！ However, Zhang Ye from the start has not actually paid attention to them, looked that does not look at their one eyes, started to say with a laugh, „hello.” 然而,张烨却也压根没把他们放在眼里,看都不看他们一眼,笑呵呵地开始说了,“大家好。” The Yao Jiancai smile, „audiences are good.” 姚建才微笑,“观众们好。” Zhang Ye: „This changed us to say to you.” 张烨:“这场换我们给您说了。” Yao Jiancai: „Yes.” 姚建才:“是的。” Zhang Ye stretches out four to point, „Crosstalk is the gate art, is fastidious about four schoolworks.” 张烨伸出四根手指来,“相声是门艺术,讲究四门功课。” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „Right.” 姚建才笑道:“对。” Zhang Ye said: „Drags, the shoes, sang.” 张烨说道:“拖,鞋,就,唱。” This burden situation, Crosstalk early ate rottenly, however this burden content, this world has also said from nobody, therefore audience, as soon as listened to smile to spurt! 这种包袱形势,相声界早都吃烂了,然而这种包袱内容,这个世界还从没有人说过,所以观众一听就笑喷了！ Audiences: „Hahaha!” 观众:“哈哈哈！” Yao Jiancai stares, „was said that study sang funny!” 姚建才瞪眼,“是说学逗唱！” Zhang Ye blinks the eye, „did you give to change?” 张烨眨巴眼,“你给改了？” „You gave to change!” Yao Jiancai speechless [say / way]: „Also did the slipper sing? You again audience suffocating!” “你才给改了！”姚建才无语道:“还拖鞋就唱？你再把观众给熏死！” Audiences: „Pū Hahahahaha!” 观众:“噗哈哈哈哈哈！” How many judges and people of stage of next twenty Crosstalk Acrobatics scene, hear here, the facial color was not quite attractive, your his mother instead three customs? That you said is three customs you! Meaning that which your a little must reform sincerely? Does this make the commodity name to gather is being is blind? 现场的几个评委和台下二十几个相声曲艺界的人,听到这里,已经面色不太好看了,你他妈不是要反三俗吗？你说的这个还是三俗啊你！你哪儿有一点要诚心改过的意思了？这作品名合着是瞎起的？ Zhang Ye hi said: „I do not understand in any case greatly.” 张烨嗨道:“反正我也不大懂的。” Yao Jiancai: „Does not understand you not to talk nonsense, making the person laugh.” 姚建才:“不懂您就别瞎说,让人笑话。” Zhang Ye looked that said to Old Yao: „Crosstalk is good, looks at Teacher Yao is the specialized Crosstalk actor?” 张烨看向老姚道:“相声好啊,一看姚老师就是专业的相声演员吧？” Yao Jiancai he he said with a smile: „It is not at all, will study actually several years later.” 姚建才呵呵笑道:“不敢当,倒是学过几年。” Zhang Ye said curiously: „I heard that your Crosstalk was very not recently peaceful, probably is restless very ominously, has this matter?” 张烨非常好奇道:“我听说你们相声界最近很不太平啊,好像一个个都闹腾得挺凶的,有这事儿吗？” The audiences created a disturbance! 观众起哄上了！ „yi!” “咿！” „yi!” “咿！” „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” Then the audiences smile, knows that Zhang Ye asked something already known, far more than was jumped da is very ominous, that group of people all were resist your! Is instead your three customs! 然后观众都笑,知道张烨是明知故问,何止是蹦跶的挺凶啊,那帮人全都是抵制你的啊！都是反你的三俗啊！ Yao Jiancai coughs, „but actually has this matter.” 姚建才咳嗽一声,“倒有这事。” Zhang Ye: „Hears everybody in the counter- three customs?” 张烨:“听说大家都在反三俗？” The audiences create a disturbance once more, „Hahaha!” 观众再次起哄,“哈哈哈！” Yao Jiancai said: „Am this I really not quite clear?” 姚建才道:“这我还真不太清楚？” Zhang Ye stares saying: „What? Counter- are three vulgar you not to know? Hey, you were abandoned by the carriage of time!” 张烨瞪眼道:“啥？反三俗你都不知道？嘿哟,你被时代的马车抛弃了啊！” Yao Jiancai hey said: „Horse-drawn vehicle? Good, this time runs was also too slow!” 姚建才嘿道:“马车？好嘛,这时代跑的也太慢了！” Zhang Ye: „Are three vulgar you not to know?” 张烨:“三俗你都不知道？” Yao Jiancai: „Some hearing, otherwise do you give to introduce?” 姚建才:“就有一些耳闻,要不然您给介绍介绍？” Zhang Ye breaks off the finger immediately, „what three vulgar refers to?” 张烨顿时掰开手指头,“三俗是指什么？” Yao Jiancai: „Which three types?” 姚建才:“哪三样？” Zhang Ye numbers, „vulgar...... Vulgar...... Vulgar!” 张烨一个一个数,“低俗……低俗……低俗！” Yao Jiancai a throat, „all was how vulgar! Vulgar and curries favor with the world?” 姚建才啊了一嗓子,“怎么全是低俗啊！庸俗和媚俗呢？” Zhang Ye turns head to look, refers to the Tang Dazhang two apprentices who just walked, „that didn't two just leave office?” 张烨回头一找,指了指刚走下去的唐大章的两个徒弟,“那俩不是刚下台么？” Zhang Xiaowen said that his almost somersault of backstage will fall to the ground! 张晓闻言,正要进后台的他差点一个跟头栽倒在地！ Liu Yuan hears Voice, nearly puts out an old blood, Zhang Ye! Your Grandma! 刘元听见声音,也是险些吐出一口老血,张烨！你姥姥！ You are vulgar! 你才庸俗！ You curry favor with the world! 你才媚俗！ The Tang Dazhang complexion sinks, surroundings these Crosstalk actors are also mad heavily! 唐大章脸色一沉,周围那些相声演员也都气得不轻！ However what is opposite with their expression, in the audience or the network looked after the live broadcast audiences hear this, suddenly after one, all laughs boisterously! 然而跟他们表情相反的是,无论是现场观众还是网络上看直播的观众们听到这个后,猛然一愣后,全哄然大笑起来！ „Pū!” “噗！” „I know! I know!” “我就知道！我就知道！” „Hahaha! Zhang Ye this mouth too bad!” “哈哈哈！张烨这嘴太损了啊！” „Whoops smiled to smile! The Tang Dazhang two apprentices just also satirized Zhang Ye with work, this made Teacher Zhang scolding in an instant! Moreover their is only the satire, does not dare to mention by name a surname! Teacher Zhang this is scolds really! A roll-call surname damages them!” “哎呦笑死了笑死了！唐大章俩徒弟刚还跟作品里讽刺张烨呢,这转眼就让张老师给骂回去了啊！而且他们那只是讽刺,都没敢点名道姓！张老师这是真骂啊！点名道姓地损他们啊！” „This had the good play to look!” “这回有好戏看了！” „I early know that Teacher Zhang will not give up!” “我早知道张老师不会善罢甘休了！” „Ha Ha right! These many people with online collective question and address Zhang Ye, Teacher Zhang , if not counterattack, that obviously is not his style!” “哈哈没错啊！这么多人跟网上集体质疑和地址张烨,张老师要是不还击,那显然不是他的风格啊！” „Garrulous face-smacking Zhang!” “伶牙俐齿打脸张啊！” „Harms others with the Teacher Zhang ratio, they have also missed too many durations and degrees of cooking!” “跟张老师比损人,他们还差了太多火候！”