( ( CCTV. 央视。 Some restroom. 某休息室。 „Yo, does Old Tang, smoke with here?” A 40-year-old Crosstalk actor has come, saying, in one's own a cigarette. “哟,老唐,跟这儿抽烟呢？”一个40多岁的相声演员进来了,说着,也自己点上了一支烟。 Tang Dazhang said with a smile: „Outside banning smoking, comes to pull out two.” 唐大章笑道:“外面禁烟,偷着过来抽两口。” That humanity: „Haven't you gone to listen to Crosstalk of your apprentice?” 那人道:“你没去听你俩徒弟的相声？” Tang Dazhang said: „Before I crossed to them, did not have any issue.” 唐大章道:“之前我给他们过了一遍,没什么问题了。” „Next is Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai Crosstalk, I asked with the staff a moment ago, you guess that what work they do want to say? Ha Ha, you definitely cannot guess.” That Crosstalk actor laughs saying: „They must say that the work name is «I Must Instead Three Custom», this was feared to the pressure by the public opinion, now that side Crosstalk Acrobatics even Writer's Association denounces them in the collective, Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai this cannot shoulder, must wash white to one's own” “下一场是张烨姚建才的相声,我刚才跟工作人员问了一下,你猜他们俩要说什么作品？哈哈,你肯定猜不着。”那相声演员大笑道:“俩人要说作品名字是《我要反三俗》,这是被舆论给压怕了,现在相声界曲艺界甚至作协那边都在集体声讨他们,张烨姚建才这是扛不住了,要给自己洗白呢” Tang Dazhang strange [say / way]: „Has this matter really?” 唐大章奇道:“真有这事儿？” „Absolutely true, the name reported.” He is also interested, „walks, immediately started, smoked we to ask the person to listen in the past.” “千真万确,名字都报上去了。”他也很感兴趣,“走吧,马上就开始了,抽完烟咱俩叫上人过去听听。” Tang Dazhang said: „They, were jump happy, violated public anger, the common people have liked his Crosstalk form again? We industry in did not acknowledge that anything used not to have” saying that is somewhat impatient, pinched out the cigarette butt, „walked, had a look.” 唐大章道:“他们啊,是蹦得太欢了,犯了众怒,老百姓再喜欢他那种相声形式又怎么了？咱们业内不承认,就什么用都没有”说罢,已经是有些迫不及待了,掐灭烟头,“走吧,看看去。” That humanity: „That Crosstalk three were too vulgar, industry in has no way to acknowledge” 那人道:“那种相声太三俗了,业内也没法承认” In building. 楼上。 live broadcast signal control stage. 直播信号控制台。 Segment Group leader this oversee of Crosstalk Sketch big game comes personally, supervises here situation, for fear that again left yesterday that accident and negligence. 相声小品大赛的栏目组负责人这一回亲自坐镇过来,监督这边的情况,生怕再出昨天那种意外和疏忽。 „Doesn't have the issue?” “没问题吧？” „Definitely does not have the issue.” “肯定没问题。” „Um, after this live broadcast stopped, shuts off the signals of c group, broadcasts the works of f group.” “嗯,这个直播停了以后,就切断c组的信号,播f组的作品。” Here was always controls, has controlled the live broadcast signaling of CCTV many set of video site. And, their CCTV ll wraps in the official site of Crosstalk big game, the present live broadcast signal has given Tang Dazhang two apprentices «Present situation of Crosstalk», Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan is satirizing Zhang Ye they, program immediately is also about to end. 这里是总控,控制了央视很多套视频网站的直播信号传输。其中,他们央视ll套相声大赛的官网上,现在的直播信号给了唐大章的两个徒弟的《相声的现状》,张晓和刘元正在讽刺张烨俩人,节目也马上快结束了。 Suddenly, the dome light dodges 突然,顶灯一闪 The equipment has also blacked out the flash 设备也是断电了一刹那 „What's the matter?” “怎么回事？” „Has cut power for one second?” “停电了一秒钟？” „How to have problems” “怎么又出问题啊” „Signal broke” “信号都断了” „All right, the machine has emergency power supply, connected is OK” “没事,机器有备用电源,重新接入就可以了” Inside is thrown into confusion, many staff hurriedly adjusters, reconnect the signal, they may be responsible for the ll set of Crosstalk big game of incessantly, entire CCTV several videos and signals are they manage, if here had problems, other CCTV channel will also be affected, naturally wanted the urgent repair 里面手忙脚乱起来,好多工作人员都急匆匆地调整设备,重新连接信号,他们可不止是就负责ll套的相声大赛啊,整个央视好几个视频和信号都是他们管,这里要是出了问题,其他央视频道也会受到影响,当然要紧急修理了 A half minute...... 半分钟…… One minute 一分钟 Finally, the signal restarted 终于,信号重新启动了 leader busy [say / way]: „Our ll set of big game official site, meets f groups directly.” 负责人忙道:“我们ll套的大赛官网,直接接f组。” That technique personnel said: „You and other, comes.” 那技术人员道:“你等一下,一个一个来。” leader is angry: „Our that side is live broadcast, first processes our” 负责人恼道:“我们那边是直播,先处理我们的” That person listens to his expression horizontal, was not quite happy, but after smacks the lips, first gives the ll set first to connect the signal, „b ... ¨ b ... ¨ was good, joined.” 那人听他语气横,也不太高兴,但是一咂嘴后还是先给ll套优先接入信号,“b…¨b…¨好了,接上了。” leader relaxed, nods, this felt relieved that walked, recorded and broadcast the hall that side inspection to work, he was impossible always to stare with here. 负责人松了口气,点点头,这才放心地走了,下去录播厅那边视察工作去了,他不可能老跟这里盯着。 But the people in other signal control rooms hurriedly hurriedly and adjust other signals 而其他信号控制室的人则着急忙慌地又调整其他信号 Online. 网上。 The innumerable vision get together in the Crosstalk big game 无数目光齐聚相声大赛 „Hey, these two who?” “嘿,这俩谁啊？” „Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan, Tang Dazhang apprentice.” “张晓和刘元,唐大章徒弟。” „Said that Crosstalk said Crosstalk, did these two grandsons satirize Teacher Zhang Teacher Yao in? Is sick?” “说相声就说相声吧,这俩孙子讽刺张老师姚老师于嘛？有病啊？” „Their master and entire Acrobatics was denouncing Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai, they as the apprentice, must certainly break through enemy lines, this was besieges comprehensively” “他们师傅和整个曲艺界都在声讨张烨姚建才呢,他们作为徒弟,当然也得冲锋陷阵了啊,这是全面围攻呢” „Ha, this their balls suffice really in a big way” “哈,这俩人胆儿真够大的啊” „Satirized Zhang Ye? Haven't they listened to the Zhang Ye evil reputation?” “讽刺张烨？他们是没听过张烨的恶名吧？” „That Tang Dazhang and one group of critics the people of acrobatics association Crosstalk association also really suffice to hold - egg, hasn't Zhang Ye offended them? From the beginning does not have any conflict with them, they may be booing, has probably Zhang Ye killed their family? Holds him not to put with no reason at all? Can hit? Who this group of so-called artist and were artistic association your mother Zhang Ye how?” “那唐大章和一帮评论家啊曲艺协会相声协会的人也真够操－蛋的,张烨从来没得罪过他们吧？从一开始就跟他们没有任何冲突,他们可倒好,好像张烨杀了他们全家似的？无缘无故抓住他就不放？要往死里打？这帮所谓的艺术家和艺术协会都你妈是什么人啊张烨到底怎么了？” „That group of people paid lip service to artistic art, what was the art? The common people like called artistic «Me Is Scholar», the common people was all commending that all loved to talk about, the Teacher Zhang Ye entertainment the populace, I think that his work was the art, but I wondered, how now has the judgment standard of art, become the privileges of certain people? Certain few people bit to death this are extremely not the art, this was not Crosstalk, that not? View basic it does not matter of common people audiences? The grass, that art also had any existence value in Cui you saying that anything was anything considers as finished” “那帮人口口声声艺术艺术的,什么叫艺术？老百姓喜欢的才叫艺术一部《我是学问家》,老百姓们全都在称赞,全都津津乐道,张烨老师娱乐了大众,那我认为他的作品就是艺术,可我纳闷的是,怎么现在艺术的评判标准,成了某些人的特权了？某些极个别人咬死了这不是艺术,这不是相声,那就不是了？老百姓们观众们的看法根本无所谓？草,那艺术还有什么存在价值啊于脆你们说什么就是什么算了” „Said well, this group of person chapters were really, I also acknowledged that Zhang Ye work uncertain each people liked, any artistic form could not achieve, is now, the Zhang Ye work almost 90% people were applauding, especially liked, your so-called professional such a handful people stamped one's foot roar, this scene also was really extraordinary, yesterday I helped Zhang Ye say two just words, Crosstalk Senior actually scolded me to come on weibo finally, insisted that my child, did not understand the art, by my again study several years, I the heart had run at that time 10,000 heads damn, this what person, gathers Crosstalk to educate the talented person to call Crosstalk? Is gathering us as flat head common people, liked a thing the right not having continually? one's own aesthetic right not in? Only can the work that likes your so-called experts assigning? Doesn't like not being good?” “说得好,这帮人这回真是过界了,我也承认张烨的作品不一定每个人都喜欢,任何一种艺术形式都做不到,可是现在,张烨的作品几乎90的人都在叫好,都特别喜欢,就你们这些所谓的专业人士这么一小撮人跳脚怒吼,这场面也真是奇葩,昨天我帮张烨说了两句公道话,结果呢,一个相声前辈竟然在微博上骂起我来了,愣说我小孩儿一个,根本不懂艺术,让我再学几年,我当时心头就跑过10000头草泥马啊,这都什么人啊,合着相声非得去教育人才叫相声啊？合着我们作为一个平头老百姓,连喜欢一个东西的权利都没有了？连自己的审美权利都不在了？只能喜欢你们这些所谓的专家指定出来的作品？不喜欢都不行？” „Right” “没错” „This group of people were insane” “这帮人疯了” „Somewhat crazed on how many Crosstalk actors and critics, worked as the deity one's own? Also on controlling the forces of nature verbal command world” “真有点丧心病狂就几个相声演员和评论家而已,一个个地把自己当神仙了啊？还呼风唤雨号令天下上了” „Supports Zhang Ye unconditionally” “无条件支持张烨” „Teacher Zhang endures” “张老师挺住” „Right, we like you not listening to that group of person talk nonsenses” “对,我们都喜欢你别听那帮人瞎咧咧” „Teacher Zhang, Teacher Yao, we ride out the storm with you” “张老师,姚老师,我们一起和你们共度难关” „Zhang Ye, I did not like you before, old curses at people everywhere, but also has also scolded my idol, I have certainly scolded you with many places, but this time matter, my very you with them in” “张烨,以前我真不喜欢你,老到处骂人,还把我的偶像也骂过,我当然也跟好多地方骂过你,但这次的事,我挺你跟他们于” The present is Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai most difficult time, the matter that forced out sufficed aggrievedly, has had no way out to attend the Crosstalk big game to look for an outlet, finally just said that a work, by the so-called professional was shouted hits to shout hits, everyone must drive them to be ordinary to commit suicide, these made many common people be unable to continue watching finally, at this matter, most people stood Zhang Ye unexpectedly, even included some former and Zhang Ye fans in Guozhang person, before having included some, did not like his person, supported him unexpectedly. 如今是张烨和姚建才最困难的时候,被封杀的事本来就够憋屈的了,走投无路下来参加相声大赛想找一条出路,结果刚说一段作品,就又被所谓的业内人士喊打喊打,每个人都要置他们于死地一般,这一下让很多老百姓终于看不下去了,在这件事上,绝大多数民众居然都站在了张烨这边,甚至包括一些之前和张烨粉丝于过仗的人,包括了一些以前不喜欢他的人,竟都来支持他了。 Sometimes, Charm of art possibly lies in this, an extremely outstanding work, can on a likable person, to its thorough new face. Naturally, may be these people believe that even if Zhang Ye hateful wicked, may compare this time to the professional who he is ruthless, Zhang Ye relatively is better, the most minimum families more than once have gone all out for the common people, this goods disposition mixed, sometimes set up the matter to curse at people really speechless, but his moral behavior and personality actually absolutely cancould dispute but these so-called professionals? What did you make? What did you pay for the common people? Can decide others, will talk to hide, the common people spoke two words, but also was scolded the self-conduct heart not ancient, not to understand the art and ignorance by you? Why does the grass we owe you? 有时候,艺术的魅力可能就在于此,一部极度优秀的作品,就能让人喜欢上一个人,对其彻底改观。当然了,也有可能是那些人认为,张烨纵然可恶缺德,可比起这次对他赶尽杀绝的业内人士来说,张烨还是相对善良一些的,最起码人家不止一次为了老百姓拼命过,这货性格是混了点,有时候办起事儿来骂起人来真让人无语,可他的人品与人格却绝对没的说而那些所谓的业内人士呢？你们做什么了？你们为老百姓付出什么了？就会否定别人,就会动嘴皮子,老百姓说两句话,还被你们骂做人心不古、不懂艺术、无知？草凭什么啊我们欠你们的啊？ „Does not know that this chapter of Zhang Ye two brothers must speak anything.” “不知道这回张烨哥俩儿要讲什么。” „We could not look.” “咱们是看不着了。” „I wait to look to have pirating.” “我等着看有没有盗版吧。” „Dangerous, Segment Group there records program, probably cell phone must confiscate.” “悬,栏目组那里录节目,好像手机都要没收。” „Can give live broadcast?” “会不会给直播啊？” „You want to be many, yesterday's live broadcast was the insider has made a mistake, today is impossible.” “你想多了,昨天的直播是内部人士搞错了,今天不可能了。” „, How did the signal break?” “啊,信号怎么断了？” „Did the Tang Dazhang two apprentices say?” “唐大章俩徒弟说完了？” „Had not said that broke now, other CCTV websites have had probably also problems, l sets of website could not open, 6 sets are also.” “没说完呢啊,现在断了,诶,央视其他网站好像也出问题了,l套的网站打不开了,6套也是。” „Signal recovery, has now broadcast Crosstalk of f group” “信号恢复了,现在播f组的相声了” „Really, this is must force out dead Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai really” “果然啊,这是真要把张烨姚建才封杀死啊” Meanwhile, the Zhang Ye relatives and friends and innumerable audiences are also staring at the live broadcast signal, possibly anticipates a occurrence of miracle, but was finally disappointed, yesterday's miracle did not have the performance. 与此同时,张烨的亲朋好友们和无数观众们也都盯着直播信号,可能是期待一个奇迹的发生,但是最后都失望了,昨天的奇迹并没有上演。 „Oh.” “唉。” „Dispersed.” “散了吧。” „Does not have Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai, does not look.” “没有张烨姚建才,不看也罢。” But in this time, the web of being sharp-eyed suddenly is shouting in the message area: „I read a ll set of official site by you quickly am not in the Crosstalk big game official site the ll set of total page official of Level 1 page” 可是正在这时,有一个眼尖的网游突然在留言区喊道:“我了个靠你们快看ll套官网不是相声大赛官网上一级页面的ll套总页面官方” „How?” “咋了？” „You look” “你去看啊” „I have a look.” “我看看。” The people listened to him one startled one for the first time, the doubt to pass, finally these may be good, the expressions of all people and yesterday were exactly the same, all stared the eyeball 众人听他一惊一乍,都狐疑地过去了,结果这一下可好,所有人的表情都和昨天一模一样,全瞪起了眼珠子 live broadcast 直播 Is the live broadcast signals of c group 是c组的直播信号 Many people do not dare to believe simply, the live broadcast video of Crosstalk big game and recommends advertisement, is centralized on big game official, in the ll sets divides, is the Level 2 page, in a ll set of official site also has live broadcast interface, but that is a main station, links up with TV station, when in other words enters intermediary heat later television live broadcast, in a ll set of official site will start out live broadcast about Crosstalk big game, other time words, the live broadcast information of this place will be with the ll set of television signal synchronizations, what the television will broadcast, their network also live broadcast what, now the Crosstalk big game also in the preliminary contest stage, the network is. The main battlefield, did not have on the television, what on a ll set of television this time broadcasts was old times CCTV Spring Festival Crosstalk Sketch, however now, after the live broadcast signal interrupted for one minute, appeared unexpectedly was the c group live broadcast signal of Crosstalk big game 好多人简直不敢置信,相声大赛的直播视频和推荐广告,都是集中在ll套分出来的大赛官方上的,算是二级页面,ll套官网上也有直播界面,不过那是总台,是跟电视台挂钩的,也就是说进入复赛以后的电视直播时,ll套官网上才会开出关于相声大赛的直播,其他时间的话,这个地方的直播信息都是会跟ll套电视信号同步的,电视播什么,他们网络也直播什么,如今相声大赛还在预赛阶段,网络才是。主战场,还没有上电视,ll套电视上这个时间播出的是往年央视春晚的相声小品,然而现在,在直播信号中断一分钟之后,出现的竟然是相声大赛的c组直播信号 „Day” “天” „Did I misread?” “我看错了吧？” „Ha Ha, Yao Jiancai Zhang Ye must go on stage” “哈哈,姚建才张烨要上场了” „Good, here really has the live broadcast signal, made a mistake?” “牛啊,这里竟然有直播信号,弄错了吧？” „, Everybody disseminates mutually, do not disclose, do not go to report the suit, hey, we looked at first Crosstalk said again, too anticipated” “嘘,大家相互传播一下,别声张,也别去举报投诉,嘿嘿,咱们先把相声看完再说,太期待了” „Right, I told other people” “对对,我去告诉其他人” „Miracle appeared” “奇迹又出现了啊” Control bench. 控制台。 The people finished finally, shouted the tone. 众人总算忙完了,都呼了口气。 The thing that because must operate are too many, many that too must repair, everybody is a little flustered, is somewhat wrong, they had not discovered that is only thinking first gave to restore the signal to say in a hurry again. 因为要操作的东西太多,要修复的太多,大家都很是有点忙乱,有些错误,他们也没有发现,只想着先匆匆给恢复信号再说。 „Uses energy.” “真费劲啊。” „Did well finally.” “总算弄好了。” „How do these two Cheondae-ri always go wrong?” “这两天台里怎么总出毛病？” „Who knows that should change shifts immediately, is about to go home to rest.” “谁知道呢,马上该换班了,都准备准备回家休息吧。” CCTV did not realize. 央视毫无察觉。 But many netizen audiences actually early knew this secret, hand down, calls people friends readily, the person who time comes to surround are getting more and more 但很多网友观众却都早知道了这个秘密,口口相传,呼朋唤友,一时间前来围观的人越来越多 „” “啊” „Really is live broadcast” “真是直播” „, I also think that Old Han deceives me” “靠,我还以为老韩骗我呢” „Heavens/Days, this must have the how small probability” “天啊,这到底是要有多么小的几率啊” The signal made a mistake 信号弄错了 The signal made a mistake 信号又弄错了 Yesterday that time, has made the people feel that Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai walked dog - excrement - transported, has gone against heaven's will, then the lucky event of small probability can bump into to them, but sees this today again, the people could not speak, this is not the probability small issue 昨天那一次,已经让众人觉得张烨姚建才走了狗－屎－运,太逆天了,那么小概率的侥幸事件都能给他们碰上,但是今天再看到这一幕,众人已经说不出话来了,这已经不是概率小的问题了 Comet 扫把星啊 That Zhang Ye is really a comet 那张烨果然是个扫把星啊 How any strange event can occur on the body of this goods inconceivable the CCTV ll sets is your mother wants bad luck, can catch up with this matter time and time again 怎么什么不可思议地离奇事件都能发生在这货的身上啊央视ll套是你妈要有多倒霉,才能一次又一次地赶上这种事儿啊