In the afternoon. 下午。 Around 2 : 00. 两点多。 This about one day of warmest time, Zhang Ye BMW X5 is getting winter Sun, advanced upscale house District with Yao Jiancai easely. 这个大约一天最暖和的时候,张烨的宝马x5晒着冬天的太阳,和姚建才一起悠悠然然地开进了一个高档住宅小区。 „Has become, I delivered.” Zhang Ye parking. “成了,我送到了。”张烨停车。 Yao Jiancai draws him, „rubbish, goes upstairs together.” 姚建才拉他,“别废话,一块上楼。” Zhang Ye hey said: „You have not drawn my pad back?” 张烨嘿道:“你还非拉我一个垫背的啊？” Yao Jiancai Ha Ha said with a smile: „You , if not come, my wife gate estimated that does not open to me, hurry up, the brother had you to be the brothers difficultly didn't help?” 姚建才哈哈笑道:“你要是不来,我老婆连门估计都不给我开,快点,老哥有难了你做兄弟的不帮忙啊？” Zhang Ye is helpless, „I mainly feared that the sister-in-law punches me.” 张烨无奈,“我主要怕嫂子揍我啊。” The ink marks quite a while, Zhang Ye finally and Yao Jiancai went upstairs together. 墨迹了半天,张烨最后还是和姚建才一块上楼了。 In building. 楼上。 Yao Jiancai rubs hands, somewhat anxiously presses down the doorbell slightly. 姚建才搓搓手,略微有些紧张地按下门铃。 After the moment, a sound of footsteps that can in clear hearing approach, slipper, then, in peephole dark, obviously some people lie there look. 片刻后,可以清楚的听到里面走近的一个脚步声,拖鞋吧嗒吧嗒的,然后,门镜里就暗了暗,显然有人趴在那里看呢。 Yao Jiancai busy [say / way]: „Wife, is I.” 姚建才忙道:“老婆,是我啊。” Inside did not have the sound, the peephole has shone, the person resembled. 里面没动静,门镜又亮了,人好像走了。 Yao Jiancai was anxious, thump knocks on a door, „wife you opens the door, first made me go in said again, daughter? Daughter? for father opens the door!” 姚建才急了,咚咚敲门,“老婆你开门呀,先让我进去再说,女儿？女儿呢？给爸爸开门来啊！” Is away from the gate, hears woman's dialog indistinctly, but cannot hear clearly the content. 隔着门,隐约听到女人的对话,但听不清内容。 Yao Jiancai did not have the method, has to draw back, was putting out a hand to hint to Zhang Ye. 姚建才没招儿了,只好退开,对着张烨伸手示意。 Zhang Ye does not have idea, has to walk up to knock knocks on a door, „sister-in-law, my Zhang Ye, has a look at you with Old Yao on the way, has bought a fruit for you.” 张烨没辙,只好走上前去敲敲门,“嫂子,我张烨,顺路跟老姚过来看看您,给您买了点水果。” Finally with the Yao Jiancai completely opposite treatment, two seconds both has not arrived, the gate opened, reveals a face of middle-aged woman, is a little fat, has the husband and wife with Yao Jiancai very much, she hurries to open the burglar-proof door, the enthusiasm says with a smile: „Is Teacher Zhang, comes to come in quickly quickly.” 结果跟姚建才完全相反的待遇,两秒钟都没到,门就咔嚓一声开了,露出一个中年妇女的脸,有点胖,跟姚建才很有夫妻相,她赶紧打开防盗门,热情笑道:“是张老师啊,快进来快进来。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Sister-in-law is good, comes not to buy anything anxiously, took a fruit, but also a little I have represented Brain Gold.” This thing, Wu Mo has delivered Zhang Ye many boxes, he placed in the car(riage), along with using along with taking, was sees somebody off to use in any case, this also took take action. 张烨笑道:“嫂子好,来得急也没买什么,就拿了点水果,还有点我代言过的脑黄金。”这东西,吴默送了张烨好多盒,他都放在车里了,随用随拿,反正都是送人用,这也拿得出手。 model|pattern Yihei said: „You were polite, later in comes home cannot take the thing, you are my family Mimi Teacher, I added that which day pays a visit you, made you come actually first.” 范奕嘿道:“你客气了,以后来家里不许拿东西啊,你是我家蜜蜜的老师,我还说哪天登门拜访你呢,倒是让你先来了。” The Yao Mi also eye greatly brightly jumped from the room da, „Teacher Zhang!” 姚蜜也眼睛大亮地从屋里蹦跶了出来,“张老师！” Zhang Ye notified her. 张烨跟她打了声招呼。 model|pattern Yila Zhang Ye is making him sit, „Teacher Zhang, does Mimi study what kind of? Specially is mischievous with the school?” 范奕拉着张烨让他坐,“张老师,蜜蜜学习怎么样？是不是跟学校特别淘气？” „No, Yao Mi is very earnest assiduously, moreover there is a desire to do better, did not understand that the thing will ask always, likes getting to the bottom, this is the good matter.” Zhang Ye guest [say / way]. “没有,姚蜜挺认真刻苦的,而且有上进心,不懂得东西会经常问,喜欢刨根问底,这是好事儿。”张烨客道道。 model|pattern Yi poured water to him, has made making tea, said with a laugh: „This child is not obedient, later you takes the trouble with the school, if she is mischievous you to teach her, does not need to give us to save face.” 范奕给他倒水,弄了点茶,笑呵呵道:“这孩子就是不怎么听话,以后跟学校你多费费心,她要是淘气你就教训她,不用给我们留面子。” Yao Mi is not dry, said: „Mother, my university student, how you also with tube child, again said that I may be obedient with the school, the Teacher Zhang class I never run away.” 姚蜜不干,道:“妈,我都大学生啦,你怎么还跟管小孩儿似的,再说我跟学校可听话了,张老师的课我从来不逃。” model|pattern Yidao: „Runs away other classes?” 范奕道:“逃其他课是吧？” Three people of person of place chatted. 仨人一人一句地聊。 Yao Jiancai dried in the sun in the one side, after coughing, coughs, finally looks at his one eyes besides Zhang Ye, when mother and daughter do not have this person. 姚建才被晾在了一旁,咳嗽一声后又咳嗽一声,结果除了张烨看他一眼外,母女俩都当没这个人。 Zhang Ye looked, others possibly actually wanted under a stair, it is estimated that model|pattern Yi also knows that this chapter was to treat unjustly Old Yao, access road: „Sister-in-law, before that matter, I gave the Old Yao guarantee, anything did not have, when you gave me a face, do not haggle over with him.” 张烨看出来了,人家可能其实就是要个台阶下,估计范奕也知道这回是冤枉老姚了,便道:“嫂子,之前那件事,我给老姚担保,真的什么也没有,您就当给我个面子,别跟他计较了。” Yao Jiancai said at the right moment: „Right, does not have, I pledged to the day!” 姚建才适时道:“对对,真没有,我对天发誓啊！” model|pattern Yi has a look at Old Yao, when snort|hum, turned the head to Zhang Ye has exchanged the genial expression, said: „Teacher Zhang, is you comes today, I give you face, otherwise I have not made him enter the room, his words I am one do not believe that your words...... I believe.” 范奕看看老姚,哼了一声,转头对张烨时又换上了和善的表情,道:“张老师,今天也就是你来,我给你面子,否则我还真不让他进屋,他的话我是一句都不信,你的话……我信。” Yao Jiancai said: „Right, the people's teacher did not tell the lie!” 姚建才道:“对对,人民教师不说假话！” model|pattern Yi pays no attention to him, said: „Over the two days was he occupied by in your family? Has put to trouble to you, excuse me.” 范奕不理他,道:“这两天他都住你家里了？给你添麻烦了,不好意思啊。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Looks at you to be polite, all right.” 张烨笑道:“瞧您客气的,没事儿。” model|pattern Yi then shoots a look at Old Yao, „sits, does station there do.” 范奕这才瞥瞥老姚,“坐吧,站那儿干嘛啊。” Yao Jiancai oh, has been refreshing immediately depends toward the sofa on, Ha Ha smiles one's own one cup of tea rumble to drink but actually, knows that was all right. 姚建才嗳了一声,顿时神清气爽地往沙发上一靠,哈哈笑着自己倒了一杯茶咕噜咕噜喝了,知道没事儿了。 Yao Mi did not have pissed off actually, was coordinated her mother to put up a stage to perform a moment ago, then saw mother softly the face, smilingly held in the arms the arm of Yao Jiancai, „father, I looked at network live broadcast, Crosstalk that you today and Teacher Zhang say was really good! Too comedy!” 姚蜜其实一直也没生气,刚才都是配合她母亲搭台唱戏呢,这下见母亲软了脸,才笑嘻嘻地一把搂住姚建才的胳膊,“爸,我看网络直播了,你今天和张老师说的相声真棒啊！太搞笑了！” Yao Jiancai boasted: „That was natural, who your father I was, specialized Crosstalk actor, from skill several years, although did not say for a long time, but that basic skills also in!” 姚建才吹嘘道:“那是当然了,你爸我是谁啊,专业相声演员,从艺好几年呢,虽然好久不说了,可那基本功还在啊！” model|pattern Yi exposes saying: „You blow anything, is not others Teacher Zhang is leading you.” 范奕点破道:“你吹什么啊,还不是人家张老师带着你的。” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „That but actually is also, my brother creation talent was really certainly, this Crosstalk several burdens from beginning to end arranged, has not resulted in simply selects!” 姚建才笑道:“那倒也是,我老弟这创作天赋真是绝了,这相声从头到尾的十几个包袱安排,简直没得挑！” Zhang Ye ridicules saying: „Sister-in-law, I also carry a rod and ask for punishment today with you, that piece burden is cracks a joke, do not set at the air/Qi with me.” 张烨讪笑道:“嫂子,我今天来也是跟您负荆请罪来了,那段子包袱都是开玩笑的,您可别跟我置气。” model|pattern Yiwei said with a smile: „Sister-in-law am I so narrow-minded? Don't forget, before Old Yao, is to conduct the Crosstalk work, as the family member of Crosstalk entertainer, if this joke cannot open continually, what that can also do? Moreover, that ‚Old lady is old yet still graceful’, gives to tease unbearably me.” 范奕微笑道:“嫂子我有那么小心眼吗？别忘了,老姚以前就是搞相声工作的,作为相声艺人的家属,要是连这点玩笑都开不起,那还能干什么啊？而且啊,那句‘老娘风韵犹存’,把我也给逗得够呛。” Yao Mi tittered: „I also smiled to pull out at that time! Hahaha!” 姚蜜噗嗤道:“我当时也笑抽了！哈哈哈！” Yao Jiancai Yang-yang chin, „Little Zhang, your sister-in-law big non- atmosphere?” 姚建才扬扬下巴,“小张,你嫂子大不大气？” Zhang Ye sets upright the thumb, „atmosphere!” 张烨竖大拇指,“大气！” model|pattern Yiheng Old Yao, „you little poor, waited for Teacher Zhang to walk me to say with you again.” 范奕横了老姚一眼,“你少贫吧,等张老师走了我再跟你说道说道。” „Brother, you may not probably walk today.” The Yao Jiancai Kazakh said with a smile: „In the evening stays behind eats meal, you also taste my spouse's cook, before my lover also often being always talking made me call to eat meal you, you are also busy, I am also busy, has had no free time, now we were idle, anything worked did not have, this food you may probably result in eat, we also well drank, one time should not be please easy.” “老弟,那你今天可不许走了。”姚建才哈笑道:“晚上留下吃饭吧,你也尝尝我爱人的厨艺,以前我爱人也常叨念让我把你叫过来吃饭呢,你也忙,我也忙,一直都没空,现在咱们俩是清闲了,什么工作都没有了,这顿饭你可必须得吃,咱俩也好好喝点,请你一次可不容易。” model|pattern Yi invited: „Right, a while I do grocery shopping.” 范奕邀请道:“对,一会儿我去买菜。” Zhang Ye is impolite, „line, I today may have the luck of having good things to eat.” 张烨也不客气,“行嘞,那我今儿个可有口福了。” Then, four people chatted in the same place. 接下来,四个人就说说笑笑在一起。 Could see that model|pattern Yi attaches great importance to Zhang Ye very much, comes Zhang Ye is the Peking University lecturer, can many look after Yao Mi in the school, two, the Crosstalk coordination of Zhang Ye and Old Yao also truly gave her shockingly to the extreme, their functional relationships will be very possibly close, three, the Yao Jiancai pack of scoundrels were many, but almost few real friends, Zhang Ye was one, therefore model|pattern Yi nature regarded the honored guest Zhang Ye, when were not many did grocery shopping the preparation dinner, looked at the dish code, probably must make * the appearance of dish, was sumptuous. 看得出,范奕对张烨很重视,一来张烨是北大讲师,在学校能多少照顾照顾姚蜜,二来,张烨和老姚的这段相声配合也确实把她给惊艳到无以复加了,俩人的工作关系可能会很紧密,三来,姚建才狐朋狗友不少,但几乎没有几个真朋友,张烨算一个,于是范奕自然把张烨当成贵客,不多时就买菜准备晚饭了,看菜码,好像要弄个*道菜的样子,非常丰盛。 That side. 那边。 Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai also started to be busy, has answered many telephones. 张烨和姚建才也开始忙了,接了不少电话。 ...... …… Mother telephone. 老妈的电话。 „Son.” “儿子。” „Did mother, listen to my Crosstalk?” “妈,听我相声了吧？” „Naturally listened! Your father patted the leg to applaud! Your several younger sisters also in me, praised to ascend the sky at noon you, ok, has not lost face to mother!” “当然听了！你爸都拍腿叫好了！你几个妹妹中午也都在咱家呢,都把你夸上天去了,行,没给妈丢脸！” „That is, I can lose your face.” “那是,我能丢您的脸么。” „What did next round preliminary contest say?” “下一轮预赛说什么？” „Has not thought that a while ponders over.” “还没想好呢,一会儿琢磨琢磨。” ...... …… Old Leader Hu Fei telephone. 老领导胡飞的电话。 „Ha Ha, Little Zhang.” “哈哈,小张。” „Old Leader.” “老领导。” „I know that you will say Crosstalk!” “我才知道你会说相声啊！” „Hi, talked nonsense, talks nonsense.” “嗨,瞎说,瞎说。” „You, if talked nonsense, under the Heavens also few can say, I initially also think that you were amateur, has not thought that your boy compared the specialized Crosstalk actor to be specialized!” “你要是瞎说,全天下也没几个会说的了,我当初还以为你是外行,没想到你小子比专业的相声演员还要专业啊！” ...... …… Big Sabre Bro Fan Yingyun telephone. 大刀兄范映芸的电话。 „Teacher Zhang, the luck is good, did CCTV give you unexpectedly live broadcast?” “张老师,运气不错啊,央视居然给你直播了？” „Yes, walked point to transport.” “是啊,走了点运。” „I thought that you must do the wind to do the rain in Crosstalk the rhythm! I support you! Follows them! My broadsword early was unable to tolerate thirst and hunger!” “我看你这是要在相声界搞风搞雨的节奏了啊！我支持你！跟他们干！我的大刀早饥渴难耐了！” „Sweat.” “汗。” ...... …… Many friends sent regards. 好多朋友都来问候了。 Has the congratulation, has Congratulations, has shocking, anxiouss to stir up trouble, everybody said anything has, but supports Zhang Ye basically, gave to his Crosstalk performance level had affirmed highly that once again was convinced to the Zhang Ye skill! 有祝贺的,有恭喜的,有震惊的,还有唯恐天下不乱的,大家说什么的都有,不过基本都是支持张烨的,也都对他的相声表演水平给予了高度肯定,又一次对张烨的本事服气了！ Several days ago gag order just issued, all people also think that Zhang Ye did not have the means to stand up from failure, did not have the means to mix again with Entertainment Circle, possibly can only change professions to make other professions to go, who wants for several days to pass, Zhang Ye unexpectedly under all road blocked situation, kills a road in Crosstalk that no one has thought of obstinately livingly, made all people stunned! 几天前封杀令刚下达的时候,所有人还都认为张烨没办法翻身了,没办法再跟娱乐圈混下去了,可能只能转行做其他行业去了,可是谁想才短短几天过去,张烨竟然在所有路都被封死的情况下,愣是活生生地在谁都没有想到的相声界杀出了一条路,太让所有人错愕了！ popularity is day by day high! 人气一天比一天高！ Is this forces out? How more to seal is fiercer! 这还是封杀吗？怎么越封越猛啊！ Many people smile bitterly do not fall, what is the Deity? Possibly this called the Deity! One type forever is unable with a kind of person who the common sense judges measuring! 好多人都苦笑不跌,什么叫神人？可能这就叫神人吧！一种永远无法用常理来判断度量的一类人！