In official site. 官网上。 Under network live broadcast area message plate rushed out of the nest! 网络直播区下面的留言板块已经炸窝了！ „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Shit! Bright blindly my eye!” “我靠啊！亮瞎我的眼啊！” „Whose his mother said that Teacher Zhang Ye won't say Crosstalk?” “谁他妈说张烨老师不会说相声的？” „It is not good Hahahaha! I have smiled to cramp! Too funny! Teacher Zhang Ye was too funny! Teacher Yao Jiancai also holds well!” “不行了哈哈哈哈！我已经笑抽筋了！太逗了啊！张烨老师太逗了！姚建才老师也捧得好啊！” „This old few coordinate true God!” “这一老一少的配合真神了啊！” „They had the tacit understanding! Burden one after another!” “俩人太有默契了！包袱一个接一个啊！” „Moreover do you discover? Zhang Ye Crosstalk is different from general traditional Crosstalk!” “而且你们发现没有？张烨的相声跟一般的传统相声不一样！” „Yes, the basic one breath has not let the person is resting the time, from beginning to end is the burdens, just ended second to join, this skill real his mother cow! Before I also thought that Teacher Zhang Ye will not say Crosstalk, did not have anything to anticipate that this chapter of Teacher Zhang made us broaden the outlook once again! The experts are the experts! Probably does not have Zhang Ye unable thing! Unexpectedly anything is good!” “是啊,根本一口气都没有让人歇着的时候,从头到尾都是包袱,一个刚完第二个就接上了,这功力真他妈牛啊！以前我还觉得张烨老师不会说相声,还没什么期待,这回张老师又一次让咱们大开眼界了啊！牛人就是牛人啊！好像就没有张烨不会的东西！居然什么都行！” „Really splendid!” “真精彩啊！” „Loves Teacher Zhang greatly!” “大爱张老师！” „I looked a moment ago the other works of Crosstalk big game also think good, but your mother listened to Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai saying that I discovered other that piled Crosstalk simply is dog - excrement!” “刚才我看相声大赛的其他作品还觉得挺不错的,可你妈听了张烨姚建才说完,我发现其他那堆相声简直就是狗-屎啊！” „Right!” “没错！” „With on + 1!” “同上+1！” „Did not say that I then looked that this live broadcast signal I estimated has made a mistake, when they responded that we cannot have a liking.” “不说了,我接着看,这直播信号我估计是搞错了,等他们反应过来咱们就看不上啦。” „All right, I have recorded.” “没事,我已经录下来了。” „I have also recorded, such classical work must keep as commemorating.” “我也录了,这么经典的作品必须留纪念啊。” ...... …… At this moment. 此刻。 CCTV Channel 11 already chaos. 央视11套已经大乱。 The telephone of CCTV leader has hit, the telephones of other relevant government departments also come! 央视总部领导的电话一个一个地打了过来,其他相关部门的电话也接连而至！ 11 sets of Director Chen Huo only know the important matter, after having made the telephone call, immediately the anger upwells, and other relevant sources called secure secretary and Crosstalk big game program group leader! 11套的总监陈火这才知道出大事了,挂了电话后立刻怒气上涌,把安秘书和相声大赛节目组负责人等78个相关人士都叫来了！ „You do anything to me!” Chen Huo is angry. “你们给我搞什么啊！”陈火大怒。 That leader wipes away sweat saying: „Chen Zong, I, I according to your instruction.” 那负责人擦汗道:“陈总,我,我是按您的指示啊。” Chen Huopai table said: „Fart! This they force out a list roll-call surname! You not only do not force out to them, gives back to that them live broadcast? You must die you!” He was really the anger has launched a psychological attack extremely, the speech dirty words were also full. 陈火拍桌子道:“放屁！这俩人是封杀名单点名道姓的！你们不但不给他们封杀,还给那俩人上直播？你要死啊你！”他真是怒极攻心了,说话也脏字百出。 leader said in consternation: „Was Secretary An tells me to say......” 负责人愕然道:“是安秘书告诉我说……” secure secretary was anxious, „I told you anything, I said that this they made you probably manage!” 安秘书急了,“我告诉你什么啊,我说这俩人让你们务必管理好！” leader stares saying: „You did not say that makes us not need to manage?” 负责人瞪眼道:“你不是说让我们无需管理吗？” secure secretary almost faints, „I added that makes you probably pay attention to force out!” 安秘书差点晕倒,“我还说让你们要注意封杀！” leader said: „You did not say that makes us do not care to force out?” 负责人道:“你不是说让我们不要在意封杀吗？” secure secretary spits blood saying: „Your anything ear, I added that makes you do not record, but also asked that you were clear.” 安秘书吐血道:“你什么耳朵啊,我还说让你们不要录像,还问你清楚了吗。” leader said: „What I listen is makes us record, but must record clearly......” 负责人道:“我听的是让我们录像,还要录清楚……” Relevant staff in Chen Huo and room listen, almost puts out an old blood, Fuck, his mother anything with anything! You are undercover who the enemy sends you! 陈火和屋子里的相关工作人员听完,也都差点吐出一口老血,我草,这都他妈什么跟什么啊！你丫是敌人派来的卧底吧你！ leader this little while also knows again silly left Wulong, your younger sister! The politics of originally at all not being SARFT Deputy Director is transferred to the matter that initiates - governs - fights - struggle, he explained busily: „Today in our stage the cell phone signal is not quite good, is always off and on, Voice is not quite clear, therefore I wrong intent...... Hello, my hurrying made them stopping the live broadcast signal! I manage immediately!” 负责人这会儿再傻也知道是出了乌龙,你妹啊！原来根本不是什么广电副局长调任的事情引发的政-治-斗-争啊,他忙解释道:“今天咱们台里手机信号不太好,老是断断续续的,声音也不太清楚,所以我才会错意……哎呦喂,那我赶紧让他们把直播信号给停了！我马上办！” Chen Huo exclaimed: „Goes quickly!” 陈火吼道:“快去啊！” leader quickly runs to telephone, beep~ beep~ beep~, is responsible for live broadcast that side office telephone nobody meeting unexpectedly, he simply personally ran up to the building, shoved open directly has been responsible for the live broadcast signal the gate of office district, „person? How to answer the telephone? Hurries to cut off network live broadcast!” 负责人赶快跑出去打电话,嘟嘟嘟,负责直播那边的办公电话居然没人接,他干脆亲自跑上楼了,直接推开了负责直播信号的办公区的门,“人呢？怎么不接电话？赶紧掐断网络直播！” Female staff dumbfounded said: „Could not pinch, before a moment ago a half minute, several were responsible for the live broadcast person having the box lunch to eat the stomach ache at noon, came out to go to bathroom worried, goalkeeper running upon, inside now nobody, key also in control room!” 一女工作人员哭笑不得道:“掐不了了,就刚才半分钟前,几个负责直播的人中午吃盒饭吃坏肚子了,出来上厕所的时候一着急,把门给撞上了,里面现在没人,钥匙也在控制室里！” Really, several male staff are gathering round the gate to incite, cannot open! 果然,好几个男员工正在围着门鼓捣,打不开！ leader urgently said: „False key?” 负责人急道:“备用钥匙呢？” The female staff said: „Is attaching the building, has made the person look.” 女员工道:“在附楼呢,已经让人去找了。” leader called out: „How more to worry more to have an accident!” 负责人叫道:“怎么越着急越出事啊！” He does not wait, hurries to run toward the record scene, wants to pinch the signal from that side directly, but he also understands that such tosses about to fear was without enough time, that Crosstalk early quickly said! The God, your this does not tease me to play! That Zhang Ye! Does the telephone signal have problems? Were each few words misunderstood by him? After the discovery makes a mistake , do the live broadcast control bench here staff eat the stomach ache? Also didn't the goalkeeper lock on the other side carefully? Didn't the false key have the means to find at that time? This from beginning to end a series of chaotic matters, simply too fortunately! 他不等了,赶紧往录制现场跑,想从那边直接掐信号,不过他心里也明白,这么一折腾怕是来不及了,那场相声早快说完了！老天爷啊,你这不是逗我玩呢么！还有那个张烨！电话信号出问题？每一句话都被他听错了？发现出错后直播控制台这边工作人员又吃坏肚子？又把门不小心反锁了？备用钥匙还没办法当时就找到？这从头到尾一系列的乱事儿,简直太凑巧了啊！ Zhang Ye! 张烨！ This person of real his mother evil gate! 这人真他妈邪了门了！ ...... …… live broadcast scene. 直播现场。 The laughter such as the tide is generally turbulent, and wave after wave! 笑声如潮水一般汹涌,且一波接着一波！ Zhang Ye stands on the stage high-spirited, but also in teasing to cough, „mentioned Crosstalk this art, can say were too many, now good of Crosstalk development, you look, but can also at CCTV this big stage competition, the attention and affections of national these many common people, before the looks like, Crosstalk was hard to start, that time Crosstalk actors earned living in the street, was very laborious, was not very easy.” 张烨意气风发地站在台上,还在逗咳嗽,“说起相声这门艺术,能说的就太多了,现在相声发展的不错,你看,还能在央视这种大舞台比赛,还有全国这么多老百姓的关注和喜爱,像以前啊,相声可是举步维艰,那时候的相声演员都是在街头卖艺的,很辛苦,也很不容易。” Yao Jiancai sighed angrily said: „Is this.” 姚建才叹气道:“是这样的。” Zhang Ye said: „So-called wind blow cuts in half to rain complete.” 张烨道:“所谓刮风减半下雨全完。” Yao Jiancai said: „This saying is right.” 姚建才道:“这话对。” Zhang Ye said: „Said, should to money, a wind blow, the person one walk well, the white wine, rained on this day is also, rained, nobody outside hear of Crosstalk, therefore Crosstalk was different from some professions, like the bricklayer, the bricklayer did not look to rain happily.” 张烨道:“本来说的好好的,该给钱了,一刮风,人呼啦一下都走了,得,这一天白干了,下雨也是,一下雨,也没人在外面听相声了,所以相声跟有些行业不一样,不像瓦匠,泥瓦匠一瞧下雨高兴。” Yao Jiancai asked: „How happy?” 姚建才问道:“怎么高兴啊？” Zhang Ye said: „Sits in the room drinks, is listening outside whish...... He was happy, rain stopped later has the work to do, shouted that his son......” he toward side one finger, went conveniently „, hits 22 liquor.” 张烨说道:“坐在屋里喝酒,听着外面哗……咔嚓,他乐了,雨停以后有活儿干了啊,喊他儿子……”他随手往旁边一指,“去,打22酒去。” Yao Jiancai has pushed his, „you refer to me doing!” 姚建才推了他一把,“你指我干嘛！” Zhang Ye blinks, „my meaning.” 张烨眨眼,“我就意思一下。” Yao Jiancai: „That is not good, you refer to toward that side.” 姚建才:“那也不行,你往那边指去。” The audiences laugh! 观众大笑！ Zhang Ye then said: „Whish...... Goes, hits 22 to go again.” 张烨接着道:“哗……咔嚓,去,再打22去。” Yao Jiancai: „Did this drink 42?” 姚建才:“这就喝42了？” Zhang Ye: „Whish...... Hits 22 to go again.” 张烨:“哗……咔嚓,再打22去。” Yao Jiancai: „Also drinks?” 姚建才:“还喝？” Zhang Ye: „Whish......! Um, this could not drink.” 张烨:“哗……咔嚓！嗯,这回喝不了了。” Yao Jiancai doubts: „How this to drink?” 姚建才疑惑:“这回怎么不喝了？” Zhang Ye lets go, „the one's own room collapsed.” 张烨一摊手,“自己房塌了。” Yao Jiancai: „Hi, the rain was too big was not good.” 姚建才:“嗨,雨太大了也不行。” This burden was smiles to pull out several hundred audiences! 这个包袱又是笑抽了现场好几百个观众！ However performance time of each player preliminary contest work has the limit to have the stipulation, has been short of it does not matter, but actually cannot over ten minutes, have 15 minutes or 20 minutes of field to the intermediary heat finals at that time, the preliminary contest to that many time, after all the participating person were not many, more than ten group wheel record, can record to calculate tomorrow quick, the slow words have resulted in the day after tomorrow, therefore Zhang Ye their performance time were also similar. 不过每个选手预赛作品的演出时间都是有限制有规定的,少了无所谓,但是却不能超过十分钟,到了复赛决赛那时候才会有15分钟或20分钟的场,预赛没给那么多时间,毕竟参赛的人太多了,十多个组轮着录,明天能录完都算快的了,慢的话得后天,所以张烨他们的演出时间也差不多了。 Below nobody System Notification, but Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai know fairly well, particularly Zhang Ye, as specialized Host, program said several minutes, one's own also remains long time, does not need to look at the watch, Zhang Ye even can at heart precisely to the errors within three seconds. 下面没有人提示,但张烨和姚建才都心中有数儿,尤其是张烨,作为一个专业主持人,节目说了几分钟,自己还剩多长时间,都不用看表,张烨心里甚至能精确到三秒钟之内的误差。 One minute. 还有一分多钟。 Should conclude. 该收尾了。 Zhang Ye with Yao Jiancai right a meaningful glance, did not have again extemporaneously toward the Riga thing. 张烨跟姚建才对了一个眼色,没有再即兴往里加东西了。 Yao Jiancai associative compound, „you, since said that you is a scholar, you will compose a poem?” 姚建才会意,“你既然说你是学问家,那你会写诗吗？” As soon as the audiences listen, all creates a disturbance! 观众一听,全都起哄！ „Ha Ha!” “哈哈！” „Comes one!” “来一个！” „Comes one!” “来一首！” The skill that Zhang Ye composes a poem, early famously publicity. 张烨写诗的本事,早都是大名鼎鼎人尽皆知了。 Zhang Ye actually pushes Yao Jiancai, „do you harm me are?” 张烨却一推姚建才,“你害我是不是？” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „How I harmed you.” 姚建才笑道:“我怎么害你了。” Zhang Ye: „My poem made many troubles, you also made me write!” 张烨:“我的诗都惹出过多少乱子了,你还让我写！” „yi!” “咿！” „yi!” “咿！” The audiences create a disturbance once more. 观众再次起哄。 Has scolded Radio Station, has damaged leadership, knocked SARFT, the Zhang Ye poem has truly made many matters, has caused the innumerable disputes. 骂过电台,损过领导,敲过广电,张烨的诗确实闹出了不少事情,也引发过无数次的争议。 Yao Jiancai talked about with interest: „That gives us to come two antithetical couplets.” 姚建才乐道:“那就给我们来两首对联。” Zhang Ye asked: „What writes?” 张烨问:“写什么？” Yao Jiancai thinks that „you give write one that is an official.” 姚建才想了想,“你给当官的写一幅。” Zhang Ye humph, „you did not dislike the matter to be big really!” 张烨嚯了一声,“你是真不嫌事儿大啊！” Yao Jiancai: „This has anything, freedom of speech.” 姚建才:“这有什么的,言论自由。” Zhang Ye: „That gives old - society - the official of meeting writes one.” 张烨:“那就给旧-社-会的官员写一幅。” Yao Jiancai: „Why not old - society - meeting, new society old - society - will come together.” 姚建才:“干嘛非旧-社-会啊,新社会旧-社-会一起来。” Zhang Ye: „Good good, you must dare dead I to dare to bury.” 张烨:“好吧好吧,你要敢死我就敢埋。” Yao Jiancai: „Hey, this anything words.” 姚建才:“嘿,这什么话啊。” Zhang Ye has hesitated the moment, said: „I write the new and old official's contrast, um, the first scroll is: The red rice, the pumpkin soup, wife, the child helps.” 张烨沉吟了片刻,道:“我就写个新旧官员的对比吧,嗯,上联是:红米饭,南瓜汤,老婆一个,孩子一帮。” Yao Jiancai visits him, „ second line? „ 姚建才看着他,“下联呢？“ Zhang Ye: „Cooked rice, the tortoise soup, child ten, the wife helps!” 张烨:“白米饭,王八汤,孩子十个,老婆一帮！” Yao Jiancai said: „Hou, streamer?” 姚建才道:“嚯,横批？” Zhang Ye said: „Sooner or later will be disciplined!” 张烨道:“早晚双规！” Yao Jiancai: „Hey, that is must be disciplined.” 姚建才:“嘿,那是得双规。” hear word, below audiences applauded! 闻言,下面观众都啪啪鼓起掌！ Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „This association is interesting, um, you write one to me again, right, gives me and my wife writes an association, what kind of?” 姚建才笑道:“这联有意思,嗯,那你再给我写一个,对,给我和我老婆写一幅联儿,怎么样？” Zhang Ye said: „Good.” 张烨说:“好啊。” Yao Jiancai was very happy that „that you said that the first scroll is?” 姚建才很高兴,“那你说说,上联是？” A Zhang Ye ponder, „Hero is old in years but with no loss of skill!” 张烨一沉思,“英雄宝刀不老！” Yao Jiancai: „Second line? My wife?” 姚建才:“下联呢？我媳妇儿呢？” Zhang Ye has shone one, „...... Old lady is old yet still graceful!” 张烨亮了一个相,“……老娘风韵犹存！” Pū! 噗！ The audiences have all spurted, „Hahahahaha!” 观众全喷了,“哈哈哈哈哈！” Yao Jiancai is speechless, „streamer?” 姚建才无语,“横批？” Zhang Ye along with tastes: „Dog male......” 张烨随口道:“狗男……” „Female” character has not said that Yao Jiancai has patted his, „goes your!” “女”字还没说出来,姚建才就拍了他一把,“去你的！” Crosstalk finished! 相声结束！ Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai show a faint smile, immediately stands, bowed to the audience, then, the deafening applause on bang one entire will record and broadcast the hall filling up! 张烨和姚建才微微一笑,随即站直,对现场观众鞠了一个躬,然后,震耳欲聋的掌声就轰隆一下将整个录播厅给填满了！ ! 啪啪啪啪！ All audiences stood! 所有观众都站起来了！ „Good!” “好！” „Said well!” “说得好！” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „It was good!” “太牛了！” „God does!” “神作啊！” „Zhang Ye! Zhang Ye! Zhang Ye!” “张烨！张烨！张烨！” That female judges has stood from the judges seat, has sent to the applause to Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, lifted along with the subsequent party, raises up a thumb to give them! 就连那女评委都从评委席上站了起来,给张烨和姚建才送去了掌声,随后手一抬,竖起一个大拇指给了他们！