The short beginning, the short several words, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai performance shook all people, making the person a little be caught off guard. Yao Jiancai said fortunately, after all before , is the specialized Crosstalk actor. 短短一个开场,短短几句话,张烨和姚建才的表现就震住了所有人,让人有点措手不及。姚建才还好说,毕竟以前是专业的相声演员。 But Zhang Ye? 可张烨呢？ He may really be pure amateur! 他可真是纯外行啊！ Crosstalk this art threshold is very low, some mouths can say, but wants to cross the threshold is difficult, several years several years of Kungfu could not have gotten down. Zhang Ye has said Talkshow, but the Talkshow fundamental mode looked for a subject then to center on this idea to chat pulls pale, various pieces can clamp in inside, but can also invite the honored guest, but can also use the image, has not used the tube continuity and logic, so long as pieced together the piece regarding the topic were together good, but Crosstalk, Crosstalk difficultly on difficult here, two people, two meat throats, you only unable to show completely the character scene plot through the language, casual east did not stress west one to collect a comedy piece the matter! 相声这门艺术门槛是很低,有嘴就能说,可是想入门却非常难,没个几年十几年的功夫根本下不来。张烨是说过脱口秀,但脱口秀的基本形式只是找一个主题然后围绕这个主意闲聊淡扯,各种段子都能夹在里面,还能请嘉宾,还能用影像,还不用管连续性和逻辑性,只要围绕话题将段子拼凑在一块就行了,但相声不是啊,相声难也就难在这里,就两个人,两张肉嗓子,你只能通过语言将人物情景情节全部展现出来,不是随便东抓一个西凑一个搞笑段子的事儿！ Um. 嗯。 Hey. 嘿。 Oh. 嗳。 . 诶。 The utilization of these empty words, must practice several years! 这几个虚字的运用,就得练个几年！ The Crosstalk art is one is completely different from other domains things! 相声艺术是一个完全不同于其他领域的东西！ However Zhang Ye shows, unexpectedly is a quality of serious specialized Crosstalk main speaker actor, can this not be shocking? 然而张烨展现出来的,竟然是一个正经八百的专业相声逗哏演员的素质,这怎么能不让人大跌眼镜？ When does he study? 他什么时候学的？ Will his your mother say Crosstalk really?? 他真你妈会说相声啊？？ Many beforehand questioned that Zhang Ye is the person who amateur adds to the chaos, right now all had food stuck in the throat, Zhang Ye has hit their faces with the practical action! 好多之前质疑张烨是外行来添乱的人,这下子全被噎住了,张烨用实际行动打了他们的脸！ „Old Tang? This......” Tang Dazhang Junior Brother said. “老唐？这……”唐大章的师弟道。 Tang Dazhang unemotionally, „starts, the Crosstalk work is a whole, an opening cannot show that anything, downward looks that definitely obtains the careless mistake.” 唐大章面无表情,“才开始而已,相声作品是个整体,一个开局说明不了什么,往下看着吧,肯定得出纰漏。” His Junior Brother um said: „This actually, the subject of work has not selected.” 他师弟嗯道:“这倒是,作品的主题还没点出来呢。” ...... …… On stage. 台上。 Zhang Ye may unable to hear their discussions in a low voice. 张烨可听不到他们的低声议论。 Yao Jiancai said: „You let alone I, introduced that I, you should also introduce one's own.” 姚建才道:“你就别说我了,介绍完了我,你也该介绍介绍自己了啊。” Zhang Ye cocky said: „I also with introduction? I was not you say Crosstalk, you looked at my this bearing.” The racket the chest of one's own, „looks at my this temperament, should be able to know, I......” he extends take action suddenly, has raised the one's own pants very much ungracefully, the movement is very big, „I am Writer! Looked?” 张烨得瑟道:“我还用介绍吗？我不是你们说相声的,你看我这气度。”拍拍自己的胸口,“看我这气质,应该就能知道了吧,我啊……”他忽然伸出手,很不雅地提了提自己的裤子,动作很大,“我是一个文学家！看出来了吧？” „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” Has a female audience to laugh is patting the leg, „whoops!” 有个女观众大笑着拍腿,“哎呦！” Yao Jiancai is staring at him speechless, „I have not looked really that Writer does make the faction on this? You raise any pants, moreover this name does not have one's own to recognize!” 姚建才无语地盯着他,“我还真没看出来,文学家就这做派吗？你提什么裤子啊,而且这称呼也没有自己认的！” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Teacher Yao criticized to point out mistakes me, I was together with Teacher Yao, he was my Teacher, I a little any not clear matter am also usually willing to consult with Teacher Yao.” 张烨笑道:“姚老师又对我批评指正了,我跟姚老师相处啊,他就是我的老师,我平时有点什么不明白的事儿也愿意跟姚老师请教。” Yao Jiancai said: „You held.” 姚建才道:“您捧了。” Zhang Ye: „You possibly do not know that Teacher Yao this person is specially fashionable, the things of many high tech understand compared with me, for example present very popular Weibo.” 张烨:“你们可能不知道,姚老师这人特别时尚,好多高科技的东西比我都懂,比如现在很流行的微薄。” Yao Jiancai said to the audience: „Right, morning that I use actually.” 姚建才对观众道:“对,我倒是用的早。” Zhang Ye: „Earlier time Weibo just came out, we have not known that this is any thing is useful, but Teacher Yao told us with the practical action, Weibo was really useful, that time, Teacher Yao made a movie, rested with drama crew behind, took take action brusher weibo, was very happy, the smoke that on the mouth held in the mouth also placed on the table, finally a while turned head, the smoke did not have, does not know that was taken away by whom.” 张烨:“早些年的时候微薄刚出来,我们还不知道这是什么东西有用没用,但姚老师用实际行动告诉我们了,微薄真有用,就那次,姚老师拍完戏,跟剧组后面休息,就拿出手机刷微博,很开心,嘴上叼的烟也放在桌子上了,结果一会儿一回头,烟没了,不知道被谁拿走了。” Yao Jiancai nods with a smile, „the drama crew friend always likes cracking a joke with me.” 姚建才笑着点头,“剧组的朋友老爱跟我开玩笑。” Zhang Ye: „Teacher Yao pissed off does not worry, actually he knows that is who takes, everybody teases is playing, therefore Teacher Yao sent weibo I not saying that did not represent me not to know.” 张烨:“姚老师也不生气也不着急,其实他知道是谁拿的,大家逗着玩呗,于是姚老师就发了一个微博我不说,不代表我不知道。” Yao Jiancai said right, „he he, I strike him.” 姚建才说对,“呵呵,我敲打他呢。” Zhang Ye transfers said: „After result ten minutes, his wife sent a short note to sorry to him.” 张烨转即道:“结果十分钟后,他媳妇给他发了一条短信对不起。” This burden throws, the scene laughs immediately a piece! 这包袱一抛,现场登时大笑一片！ „Hello!” “哎呦喂！” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Sorry? Pū!” “对不起？噗！” „Whoops I smiled to pull out!” “哎呦我笑抽了！” Yao Jiancai turns the eyelid, „good, my this weibo broke the big case! Does Weibo use on tube this?” 姚建才一翻眼皮,“好嘛,我这一条微博破了多大的案子啊！微薄就管这用啊？” Zhang Ye unemotionally saying: „This is the Weibo importance, popular does a very thing, long ago what to do want to take a look at the thing that Teacher Yao writes? At that time on our Teacher Yao visited prostitute - guest.” 张烨面无表情道:“这就是微薄的重要性,还有早些年很流行的一个东西,想看看姚老师写的东西怎么办？那时候我们就上姚老师的嫖-客。” „Hey, you wait / etc.!” Yao Jiancai said: „That called the blog!” “嘿,你等等吧！”姚建才道:“那叫博客！” Zhang Ye said: „Right, blog, many people above...... Selects him.” 张烨道:“对,博客,好多人都在上面……点他。” Yao Jiancai curls the lip saying: „You told them, I did not appear.” 姚建才撇嘴道:“那你告诉他们,我不出台。” In the laughter of audience, Zhang Ye said suddenly: „What do you refer to eating meal?” 在观众的笑声中,张烨眨眼道:“那你指什么吃饭呢？” Yao Jiancai stares, „do I refer to this eating meal?” 姚建才瞪眼,“我指这吃饭啊？” Zhang Ye: „What is that? Selects you.” 张烨:“那是什么啊？点你。” Yao Jiancai: „What selects me, is the click( chicken)!” 姚建才:“什么叫点我啊,是点击（鸡）！” „Oh!” Zhang Ye, said as if suddenly enlightened: „My first time knows that gathers is selecting you...... Is the meaning of chicken?” “噢！”张烨恍然大悟地哦了一声,道:“我第一次知道,合着点你……就是点鸡的意思？” This speech, the audience one under is boisterously laughs! 这句说话,观众一愣之下又是哄然爆笑！ Yao Jiancai is worried, „how you think is so crooked you, hit rate!” 姚建才气闷,“你怎么想的那么歪啊你,点击率啊！” Zhang Ye: „Was green?” 张烨:“还都绿了？” Some audiences have smiled could not bear, „Hahahaha!” 有些观众已经笑得受不了了,“哈哈哈哈！” Yao Jiancai: „Hi! Thinks without you!” 姚建才:“嗨！没有您这么想的！” Zhang Ye: „Said that this meaning, Teacher Yao is in any case more fashionable than us, mixes compared with us good, earlier time I also go to school, has not made money, others Teacher Yao represented the product to the company, has made the vivid bowel movement of others product!” 张烨:“就说这个意思嘛,反正姚老师比我们都时尚,也比我们混的都好,早些年的时候我还上学呢,还没挣钱呢,人家姚老师都已经给公司代言产品了,做了人家产品的形象大便！” The audiences smile! 观众又笑！ Yao Jiancai investigates the correct path hurriedly: „Any image big - then, is Image Ambassador!” 姚建才急忙纠正道:“什么形象大-便啊,是形象大使！” „Oh......” Zhang Ye confuses said: „What has to distinguish? We must reason with is right? Big - then? Big - excrement? You said that is the taste is the feel......” “噢……”张烨迷惑道:“有什么区别？咱得讲理对不对啊？大-便？大-屎？你说是口感是手感……” Yao Jiancai yo feeds saying: „You so are how disgusting! Said!” 姚建才嘿呦喂道:“你怎么那么恶心啊！就得那么说！” But Zhang Ye said: „Good, said that Teacher Yao is very in any case fierce, has shot advertisement, has shot drama series, but also has made the movie.” 张烨无奈道:“好吧,就这么说,反正姚老师很厉害,拍过广告,拍过电视剧,还拍过电影。” Yao Jiancai nods, „this has patted actually.” 姚建才点头,“这倒是拍过。” Zhang Ye breaks off the finger saying: „The Teacher Yao first play, that movie called...... Calling...... Right, called «Widow»!” 张烨掰着手指头道:“姚老师第一部戏,那个电影叫……叫……对,叫《寡妇》！” The Yao Jiancai doubts said: „Widow? Do I play the widow?” 姚建才疑惑道:“寡妇？我演寡妇？” Zhang Ye: „It is not, husband who you play widow.” 张烨:“不是,你演寡妇的丈夫。” Yao Jiancai: „Died?” 姚建才:“死了啊？” Zhang Ye: „This play narrates a widow, after the husband died how how to struggle, how how to pursue a goal with determination, the play of energy!” 张烨:“这部戏就是讲述一个寡妇,在丈夫死后怎么怎么奋斗,怎么怎么励志,很正能量的一个戏！” Yao Jiancai stares big eyeball: „Inside does not have me!” 姚建才瞪大眼珠儿:“里面没我啊！” Zhang Ye: „Has you, widow who your others have not become? Opening first scene is your, visits a grave.” He gesticulates saying: „Visits a grave, above has your picture.” 张烨:“有你啊,没你人家怎么成的寡妇？开局第一个镜头就是你的,上坟。”他比划道:“上坟,上面有个你的照片。” Yao Jiancai: „......” 姚建才:“……” The audiences have given laughter without any reservation! 观众毫不保留地给出了笑声！ Zhang Ye looks at the audiences, „this is the Teacher Yao first play, um, the second play was fierce, Teacher Yao main actor!” 张烨看着观众们,“这就是姚老师的第一个戏,嗯,第二个戏就厉害了,姚老师的男一号！” Yao Jiancai is happy: „Main actor?” 姚建才高兴道:“男一号？” Zhang Ye said: „Right, this play called «Grinding», what narrated was the leading character draws the grinding to travel around the world!” 张烨道:“对,这部戏叫《磨》,讲述的是主人公拉着磨周游世界！” Yao Jiancai said scared: „Grinds with a grindstone? I develop the donkey! That travels around any world! With there Twirling!” 姚建才傻眼道:“拉磨？我演驴啊！那周游什么世界啊！就跟那儿转圈了！” The audiences have spurted, „whoops Hahahaha!” 观众都喷了,“哎呦哈哈哈哈！” Zhang Ye: „What Teacher Yao true is famous is the third movie, «Two Dogs Becoming second nature To kill Father Posthaste Love and hate Massacre Recording Barbarically»!” 张烨:“姚老师真正出名的是第三部电影,《张二狗野蛮成性杀害父亲十万火急恩仇惨案记》！” Yao Jiancai hey said: „Hou, this name suffices to be long.” 姚建才嘿道:“嚯,这名字够长的。” Zhang Ye: „Two movie big screens can put together this name entire, opens two dogs is a bad child, has killed his father, minced his father has set on fire to burn, afterward the public security mechanism investigation, the Teacher Yao first play turns on the coffin cover.” 张烨:“得俩电影大屏才能把这名字拼全,张二狗是个坏孩子,杀了他父亲,把他父亲剁碎了放火烧了,后来公安机关查案,姚老师的第一场戏就是打开棺材盖子。” Yao Jiancai said: „Do I develop? Did this return breaks to pieces?” 姚建才道:“我还是演死的？这回还都碎了？” Zhang Ye: „Also good, looks at the foot, if the acquaintance can recognize you to come.” 张烨:“还行,看脚,要是熟人能认出你来。” Female judges covers the face to keep laughing. 女评委捂着脸笑个不停。 Male judges cannot bear show the smiling face, but quick received. 一个男评委也忍不住露出笑容,不过很快又收了回去。 Zhang Ye: „The fourth movie greatly has manufactured, that side Hong Kong there is a movie called «Stuffed dumpling», the terrifying thriller, inviting Teacher Yao to play.” 张烨:“第四部电影可是大制作了,香港那边有个电影叫《饺子》,恐怖悬疑片,邀请姚老师出演。” Yao Jiancai is happy: „May calculate that manufactured greatly.” 姚建才开心道:“可算来个大制作了。” Zhang Ye gesticulates while said: „This play said after was the murder, chopped the package the person has become the stuffed dumpling, Teacher Yao developed stuffing in inside ‚’.” 张烨一边比划一边道:“这部戏讲的就是杀人之后把人剁了包成饺子,姚老师在里面演‘馅儿’。” Yao Jiancai expression, „good! This broke to pieces including the foot!” 姚建才表情一张,“好嘛！这回连脚都碎了！” Zhang Ye sets upright the thumb, „great.” 张烨竖大拇指,“了不起。” Yao Jiancai: „Had anything to be great my mince meat!” 姚建才:“有什么了不起啊我都肉末儿了！” Some audiences, on the face have smiled sourly, the cheek started to hurt! 有一些观众,脸上都已经笑酸了,腮帮子开始疼了都！ Zhang Ye: „Learns from you, salutes to you, you were our examples, proverb say well, outside mountain outside Qingshan building brothel!” 张烨:“向您学习,向您致敬,您就是我们的榜样,老话儿说得好,山外青山楼外青楼！” Yao Jiancai blocks, „is not! Not! Your this old speaking incorrectly words, outside mountain Qingshan Louwai Tower!” 姚建才拦住,“不是！不是啊！你这老说错话,山外青山楼外楼！” Zhang Ye blinks to focus to have a look at him, „outside building has the brothel?” 张烨眨巴着眼看看他,“楼外有青楼？” Yao Jiancai: „You always did with the brothel, how did you often go are? Is Louwai Tower.” 姚建才:“你怎么老跟青楼干上了,你常去啊是怎么着？就是楼外楼。” Zhang Ye nods, „outside mountain Qingshan Louwai Tower, some capable person back people( neng four sounds)!” 张烨点头,“山外青山楼外楼,能人背后有人恁（neng四声）！” This is the Beijing words, or is word of north some areas, with „lane” a meaning. 恁这是京城话,或者是北方部分地区的词儿,跟“弄”一个意思。 The Yao Jiancai interruption said: „Has the capable person!” 姚建才打断道:“有能人！” „!” Zhang Ye joined. “恁！”张烨接上了。 Cameraman scene that is responsible for photographing shook, smiles to spurt! 负责拍摄的摄像师都镜头一抖,笑喷了！ Yao Jiancai: „You who you! Has the capable person! On your this also Writer scholar? Your what scholar, every day on research this?” 姚建才:“你恁谁啊你！就是有能人！就你这还文学家学问家呢？你什么学问家啊,每天就研究这个？” Zhang Ye: „I also study other, for example Crosstalk this art.” 张烨:“我也研究别的啊,比如相声这门艺术。” Yao Jiancai um said: „Studies this good.” 姚建才嗯道:“研究这个好。” Zhang Ye: „Crosstalk is the simplest artistic form, is most complex, simple is because some mouths can say, but said with great difficulty, for example some empty word, front character, has tasteful, must study, for example I give an example, ‚do you come? Sits quickly, drinks water, meet again/goodbye’, behind always has pad character, will have this you to think very kind, if not have this not to make sense.” He shouts suddenly hoarsely: „You come! Sit down! Drink water! meet again/goodbye!” 张烨:“相声是最简单的艺术形式,同时也是最复杂的,简单是因为有嘴就能说,但说好不容易,比如一些虚字儿,垫字儿,都是有讲究的,都是要研究的,比如我举个例子,‘你来啦？快坐吧,喝水呀,再见喽’,后面老有一个垫字儿,有这个你会觉得很亲切,要是没有这个就不像话了。”他突然声嘶力竭地喊道:“你来！坐下！喝水！再见！” Yao Jiancai humph a throat, „you have scared to death the person again!” 姚建才嚯了一嗓子,“你再把人吓死！” Zhang Ye: „For example some female comrades(s) like putting before empty word, for example goes out on the street to see the acquaintance to greet, ‚, Aunt what are you doing? goes’, behind this must put is not good.” 张烨:“比如有些女同志爱把虚字儿放在前面,比如出门街上看见熟人打招呼,‘哟,大妈您干嘛去啊’,这要放后面也不行。” Yao Jiancai: „Do you give study one study?” 姚建才:“您给学一学？” Zhang Ye imitates the woman to speak: „Aunt what are you doing? goes...... Oh!!!” Last with roaring! 张烨模仿女人说话道:“大妈您干嘛去……啊哟！！！”最后一声跟吼出来的似的！ Yao Jiancai roll one's eyes: „My goodness, did your this step on the foot?” 姚建才翻白眼:“好家伙,你这踩了脚了？” Zhang Ye points at the ground saying: „Aunt fell in the ditch.” 张烨指着地上道:“大妈掉沟里了。” „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” The full house is the laughter! 满场都是笑声！ judges and audience, even were happy including the Segment Group staff and cameramen, in the audience had several young misses, tears smiles! 评委、观众、甚至连栏目组的工作人员和摄像师都乐得不行了,观众里有几个小姑娘,眼泪都笑出来了！ The Tang Dazhang complexion is ordinary! 唐大章脸色一般！ By him three Senior Brother younger brothers had not spoken, because, they do not know that should say anything! 他旁边的三个师兄弟也都一直没吭声,因为,他们已经不知道该说什么了！ This work, has been above the imagination of all people! 这个作品,已经超乎了所有人的想象！