live broadcast starts! 直播开始！ Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai mounts the stage! 张烨姚建才登台！ With messing up compared with outside, in the telecast hall is very calm, looks at each other except for judges, except for audiences god the moment, had not had any too big sound, outside staff who because in the field is responsible for the live broadcast signal except for a few, nobody knows that scene of their telecast hall in live broadcast, cell phone has also been closing, when or approach was locked certainly in the special place, during the field records , the front door is locked, therefore these person have not received the message. Let alone they, were Zhang Ye one's own do not know at this moment any condition. 与乱了套的外界相比,演播厅里却十分淡定,除了评委相视一眼,除了观众们愣神儿了片刻,并没有发生什么太大的动静,因为场内除了少数几个负责直播信号的工作人员外,没有人知道他们演播厅的镜头正在直播,手机也都关了,或者进场时被锁好保管在专门的地方,场内录制期间大门是锁着的,所以这些人没有一个收到消息。别说他们了,就是张烨自己也不知道此刻什么状况。 . 啪啪啪。 „Is Teacher Zhang!” “是张老师！” „Ha Ha, Yao Jiancai!” “哈哈,姚建才！” „Good, we unexpectedly with their!” “太好了,咱们居然跟他们一场！” „This chapter of some pleasure look.” “这回有乐子看啦。” „Did Teacher Zhang say Crosstalk? This picture I do not dare to look!” “不过张老师说相声？这画面我不敢看啊！” „Zhang Ye is not really Crosstalk, is adds to the chaos to mix, you counted on really he can compare with these other specialized Crosstalk actors?” “张烨又不是真来说相声的,就是来添乱搅和的啊,你真指望他能跟那些其他的专业相声演员比啊？” „Also is.” “也是。” „Estimate or Talkshow form.” “估计还是脱口秀的形式吧。” „Although is not proper Crosstalk, but Talkshow was also good, I very like listening.” “虽然不是正经的相声,但脱口秀也不错了,我挺爱听的。” The audiences show due respect for the feelings very much, in addition one side also has the staff of lead(er) palm, their to go on stage they applauded, listening to Voice is very warm, the applause that the obvious ratio gives other players must go all out. Does not have idea, popularity is placed there. 观众很给面子,加上一旁还有领掌的工作人员,俩人一上台他们就鼓起掌,听声音还很热烈,明显比给其他参赛选手的掌声要卖力气。没辙,人气在那儿摆着呢。 The light is very full, hits glaring. 灯光很足,打得晃眼。 After other these first record program player mounts the stage, can not adapt, may be also anxious, sometimes because under light position not good situation, you have any thing not to see clearly the stage , is the dazzling light group, but Zhang Ye stands on the stage actually ten shares receives, he was too familiar with these, has not worked for a long time has not recorded program for a long time, for a while a little fondly remembers unexpectedly, has to shout a sound „my Hu Hansan came back” impulsive! 其他那些第一次录节目的选手登台后都会不适应,可能也会紧张,因为有时候灯光位置不好的情况下,你连台下有什么东西都看不清楚,全是刺眼的光团,但张烨站在台上却十分享受,他对这些太熟悉了,也是好久没有工作好久没录节目了,一时竟有点怀念,有喊那么一声“我胡汉三又回来了”的冲动！ Yao Jiancai will not certainly adapt, mixed more than ten years of old Jiang Hu in Entertainment Circle, he is the same with Zhang Ye, has seen the person of magnificent scene. 姚建才当然也不会不适应,在娱乐圈混了十多年的老江湖了,他跟张烨一样,都是见过大场面的人。 Calm, calm. 从容,冷静。 Only is this typhoon, they exceed other player several streets. 光是这份台风,俩人就胜过其他参赛选手好几条街。 Female judges held the microphone, said with a smile: „Two Teacher are good.” 女评委扶了扶话筒,笑道:“两位老师好。” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „, judges Teacher such do not call.” 姚建才笑着说道:“呵,评委老师可别这么叫。” The female judges manner is friendly, said: „After the common player went on stage, we will make the player introduce oneself, but you do not use, I Believe most audiences are know your, but knows to turn over to the understanding, actually does not know that you will say Crosstalk.” 女评委的态度还是友善的,说:“本来一般选手上场后,我们都会让选手自我介绍一下,不过你们俩就不用了,我相信大多数观众都是认识你们的,只不过认识归认识,却不知道你们会说相声啊。” Male judges of another specialized Crosstalk actor said: „I block one, Zhang Ye I do not know, but before Teacher Yao Jiancai, truly is our specialized Crosstalk actors.” 另一个专业相声演员的男评委道:“我拦一句,张烨我不知道,但姚建才老师以前确实是我们专业的相声演员。” Female judges said with amazement: „? This matter?” 女评委惊讶道:“哦？还有这事儿？” Yao Jiancai self-ridicules saying: „Is more than ten years does not say.” 姚建才自嘲道:“就是十多年都不说了。” Sits as if no interest to listen to these in rightmost third middle-aged judges, „otherwise makes them start, we listen to the work first.” Chatted that many to be also useless, even if Yao Jiancai has studied Crosstalk specialized, but Zhang Ye has not actually studied, was amateur, said that is also the whistle jig to a milestone . Moreover the opposite party was a forced out entertainer, this chapter was disturbs, nobody thinks that they will say Crosstalk. Reprint Talkshow? Imitates a traditional Crosstalk piece? He does not have any interest to listen in any case. 坐在最右边的第三个中年评委似乎没兴趣听这些,“要不然让他们开始吧,咱们先听作品。”聊那么多也没用,就算姚建才是专业学过相声的,可张烨却一点都没学过啊,就是个外行,说多了也是对牛弹琴,而且对方又是个被封杀的艺人,这回过来就是捣乱的,没人以为他们真会说相声。翻版脱口秀呗？或者是模仿一个传统相声段子？反正他是没什么兴趣听的。 First judges said: „Good, starts.” 第一个评委道:“好,开始吧。” Female judges shows the expression that is interested in very much actually. 女评委倒是露出很感兴趣的表情。 Those who were worth a saying was, Zhang Ye also saw person Tang Dazhang with the place of auditorium side corner, he was first time sees this person, because has looked at the picture and image of opposite party, has recognized actually, Tang Dazhang did not hold the post of judges of first round preliminary contest, he came to possibly watch the performance of apprentice, could see that he wants to walk, the person stood, after seeing Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai, Tang Dazhang has sat down, on his face was hanging the faint smile expression, seemed plans to look at the Zhang Ye joke. 值得一说的是,张烨还跟观众席侧面角落的一个地方看到了一个人正是唐大章,他是第一次见到这人,不过因为看过对方的照片和影像,倒是一眼认了出来,唐大章不担任第一轮预赛的评委,他过来可能是为了看徒弟的表演,看得出他本来是想走的,人都站起来了,可是当看到张烨姚建才后,唐大章又坐下了,他脸上挂着浅笑的表情,似乎是打算看张烨的笑话了。 By Tang Dazhang also has several Crosstalk actors. 唐大章旁边还有几个相声演员。 A humanity: „Makes Zhang Ye come, pollutes the Crosstalk stage.” 一人道:“让张烨来,就是污染相声舞台的。” Another veteran comrade also shakes the head saying: „Now this Crosstalk big game, amateur are getting more and more, Crosstalk is anything does not know that dares to compete, really cannot listen, you look at a groups third and c group second that several people, anything that said that this Zhang Ye also very!” 另一个老同志也摇头道:“现在这相声大赛啊,外行越来越多,连相声是什么都不知道就敢来比赛,真是听不下去,你看a组第三场和c组第二场那几个人,说的什么啊,这个张烨也好不了！” Tang Dazhang said with a smile: „A while he said that what judges will tell him is Crosstalk, wants to hoodwink Crosstalk with Talkshow? This is cracks a joke.” 唐大章笑道:“一会儿等他说完,评委会告诉他什么叫相声的,想用脱口秀蒙混成相声？这是开玩笑。” Several Crosstalk actors made remarks once again to Zhang Ye. 几个相声演员又一次对张烨评头论足起来。 Is about to have begun, in the field was peaceful immediately, the audiences are looking on the stage. 快开场了,场内顿时安静了下来,观众们都望着台上。 Outside at this moment, in the entire network pays attention to the person of this Crosstalk big game also to wink is staring at live broadcast scene, is all a focus of public attention! 此刻的场外,整个网络上关注这次相声大赛的人也都一眨不眨地盯着直播镜头呢,也全万众瞩目！ ...... …… Zhang Ye's Family. 张烨家。 Mother is telephoning, „old man, you comes back quickly!” 老妈在打电话,“老头子,你快回来！” Father said in telephone that: „I am doing grocery shopping, wait a minute.” 老爸在电话那头道:“我正买菜呢,等一会儿。” „Buys any dish, you hurry, on our son live broadcast! Immediately must say Crosstalk! In a big hurry quick!” Mother is very excited, this thinks that son henceforth on farewell Entertainment Circle, has not wanted to appear in the public at present, is in such big national Viewership Ratings first competition situation! “买什么菜啊,你赶紧的,咱儿子上直播呢！马上要说相声了！快快快！”老妈很激动,本以为儿子从此就告别娱乐圈了,没想又出现在公众眼前了,还是在这么大的一个全国收视率第一的比赛场合！ Two younger sisters asked in the one side that „my brother will say Crosstalk really?” 二妹妹在一旁问,“我哥真会说相声啊？” Mother, „that I do not know that has not listened to him to say.” 老妈呃了一声,“那我不知道,没听他说过。” Three younger sisters groan saying: „My brother anything not , he since dares to participate, that is the affirmation line!” 三妹妹哼哼道:“我哥什么不会呀,他既然敢参赛,那就是肯定行！” The big younger sister is worried saying: „Hopes.” 大妹妹担心道:“但愿吧。” ...... …… Yao Jiancai's Family. 姚建才家。 Yao Mi runs around in circles in front of the computer, „is my father good, do not go disgraced, although before him, is the specialized supporting speaker, may not mix a positive result, these many years passed by, did his basic skills lose? Crosstalk that my Undefeatable Teacher Zhang, when he studies? With my father study? That is not cheats!” 姚蜜在电脑前团团转,“我爸行不行啊,别去丢人啊,虽说他以前是专业捧哏的,可也没混出个名堂啊,这么多年过去了,他基本功都丢了吧？还有我无敌的张老师,他啥时候学的相声？跟我爸学的？那不是坑人么！” model|pattern Yi frowns saying: „Visited him to do, closes.” 范奕蹙眉道:“看他干嘛,关了。” Yao Mi whined: „Is mother, you also mad my father? Public security mechanism did not investigate clearly, my father person of you have not known that had the intention but not the guts, which ran away to obtain your Wutzushan, gave him ten courage he not to dare outside to come blindly.” 姚蜜嗲道:“妈,你还生我爸爸气呐？公安机关不是都调查清楚了嘛,我爸这人你还不知道,有贼心没贼胆,哪儿逃得出您的五指山呀,给他十个胆子他也不敢在外面瞎来呀。” „Your one's own looks.” But model|pattern Yi has not actually walked, but sits in side reads, the look falls on video live broadcast once for a while quietly, obviously quite pays attention. “你自己看吧。”但范奕却也没走,而是就在旁边坐着看书,眼神时不时悄悄落在视频直播上,显然还是相当关注的。 ...... …… Net Prison. Midday rest time, Fan Yingyun and Fang Xiaoshui Meng Yi they open big game live broadcast. 网监一处。午休时间,范映芸和方晓水蒙毅他们都打开大赛直播。 Beijing TV Station. Hu Fei and Brother Hou period of five days younger brother Xiao Lu Da Fei they have the lunch while looks at live broadcast. 京城电视台。胡飞和侯哥候弟小吕大飞他们一边吃午饭一边看直播。 Shanghai, my WebTV department. Dong Shanshan is also waiting with the Zhang Ye beforehand colleagues. 上海,维我网络电视部门。董杉杉跟张烨以前的同事们也全都拭目以待着。 And so on. 等等等等。 This live broadcast comes was too unexpected, even many usually too do not pay attention to the Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai person, this was also attracted, looks at the live broadcast picture inconceivable! 这次直播来的实在太出人意料了,甚至好多平时不太关注张烨姚建才的人,这回也被吸引了过来,不可思议地看着直播画面！ ...... …… Telecast hall. 演播厅。 The screenwriter-director gestured, can start meaning. 现场编导打了个手势,是可以开始了的意思。 Zhang Ye in stage saw, shows a faint smile, then looked at the expression that judges and some audiences showed that he knows that possibly all people do not think one's own will say Crosstalk, good, that today's first preliminary contest, the buddy first simply demonstrated that what was new commercial Crosstalk, demonstrated that was polished, to deduct extreme, to lead this Earth at least 78 years of Crosstalk forms in his world rottenly. 舞台上的张烨看到了,微微一笑,再看了看评委和一些观众们露出的表情,他知道,可能所有人都不认为自己会说相声,好吧,那今天第一场预赛,哥们儿就先简单展示展示什么叫新商业相声,展示展示在他那个世界被人打磨到烂、演绎到了极致、领先这个地球至少78年的相声形式吧。 Turns up sleeves, Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Hello.” 一捋袖子,张烨笑道:“大家好。” Yao Jiancai meets saying: „Oh, the viewer friends are good.” 姚建才接道:“嗳,观众朋友们好。” Zhang Ye said: „This had both of us to say section Crosstalk to you.” 张烨道:“这场有我们俩给您说段相声。” Yao Jiancai smile, „right, changed us.” 姚建才微笑,“对,换我们了。” As soon as the underlings listen, online looks at the live broadcast person, as soon as listens, is a little speechless, in ten Crosstalk has 9th Dan is this dog blood beginning word, didn't this have the fresh idea? Moreover was too light, hey, this Zhang Ye really did not understand the Crosstalk art, was too casual. 底下人一听,网上看直播的人一听,都是有点无语,十段相声里有九段都是这种狗血开场词啊,这也太没新意了吧？而且太平淡了啊,嘿,这个张烨果然是不懂相声艺术啊,太随便了。 However this thought just the same place, the first burden actually beyond expectation jumped! 然而这个念头刚一起,第一个包袱却出人意料地蹦出来了！ The Zhang Ye respect has referred to side, „must first introduce grandly, this is my partner, is the upright elder who I most respect, bites the building materials to nip Teacher!” 张烨尊敬地指了指身旁,“首先要隆重介绍一下,这是我的搭档,也是我最尊敬的忠厚长者,咬建材咬老师！” The scene pū many audiences have smiled! 现场噗的一声好多观众笑了出来！ Yao Jiancai hey has, „bit the building materials? I do not select food actually really!” 姚建才嘿了一声,“咬建材？我倒是真不挑食啊！” The audiences smile again, „Hahaha!” 观众再笑,“哈哈哈！” Zhang Ye said: „Should that be?” 张烨呃道:“那应该是？” Yao Jiancai said: „Good, what gathers your me to call not to know?” 姚建才道:“好嘛,合着你连我叫什么都不知道啊？” Under spreads several laughter again. 底下再传出几个笑声。 Zhang Ye he he said with a smile: „Cracks a joke, Yao Jiancai Teacher Yao.” 张烨呵呵笑道:“开个玩笑而已,姚建才姚老师。” Yao Jiancai: „This was right.” 姚建才:“这回对了。” Zhang Ye said: „Teacher Yao Crosstalk said well, possibly many people do not know, several years ago, Teacher Yao is the specialized Crosstalk actor of proper troupe.” 张烨道:“姚老师相声说得好啊,可能很多人都不知道,十几年前,姚老师是正经曲艺团的专业相声演员。” Yao Jiancai said to the audience: „This actually, many years does not say.” 姚建才对观众道:“这倒是,好多年不说了。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Reason that today I dare to participate , because others Teacher Yao is leading me, as we all know, I with Teacher Yao am the intergenerational activity.” 张烨笑道:“今天我之所以敢来参赛,就是因为人家姚老师带着我呢,大家都知道,我跟姚老师是忘年交。” Yao Jiancai said: „Right, long-standing friendship.” 姚建才道:“对,老交情了。” Zhang Ye points at him saying: „, Life rare chicken!” 张烨指着他道:“正所谓,人生难得一只鸡！” Sat pū has almost spurted in middle that female judges, the audience also laughed boisterously! 坐在中间的那个女评委噗的一声差点喷了,现场观众也是哄然大笑！ Yao Jiancai hurries to block, „you stop stop! Did my this also change the species? Is a friend!” 姚建才赶紧拦住,“你打住吧打住吧！我这还变物种了？是一知己！” „Right, friend!” Zhang Ye said: „I relate with Teacher Yao, as good as what degree? His friend is my friend, his brothers are my brother, his parents is my parents......” “对,知己！”张烨道:“我跟姚老师关系好啊,好到什么程度呢？他朋友就是我朋友,他兄弟就是我兄弟,他父母就是我父母……” „Yes, both of us have friendship.” Yao Jiancai said. “是的,我俩有交情。”姚建才道。 Zhang Ye continues saying: „His daughter is my daughter, his wife is my wife!” 张烨继续道:“他女儿就是我女儿,他媳妇儿就是我媳妇儿！” Yao Jiancai has pushed his immediately, „you go equally! Profits!” 姚建才立即推了他一把,“你一边儿去！占便宜啊！” The audiences laugh! 观众都大笑开来！ Tang Dazhang frowned. 唐大章皱起了眉头。 By him several Crosstalk actors hear here, could not bear well one. 他旁边的几个相声演员听到这里,都忍不住咦了一声。 Another two male judges astonished have also looked at each other one, saw each other being astonished in eye however, Talkshow edition correction? Obviously is not! This clearly is Crosstalk formally! However looks from the rhythm and burden method, unexpectedly is not their traditional mainstream Crosstalk form! 另外两个男评委也惊愕地对视了一眼,都看到了彼此眼中的讶然,脱口秀改版？显然不是！这分明就是正儿八经的相声啊！但是从节奏和包袱手段上看,居然不是他们传统的主流相声形式！