At noon. 中午了。 The national Crosstalk big game is held hot. 全国相声大赛火爆进行中。 In the official site the Crosstalk works of preliminary contest were passed on, the netizens in abundance are the Crosstalk actor and work voting that one's own likes, how long this just began, several groups of people have hit, has to support this group, has to support that group, the number of votes replaces the growth, the battle of words also opens opens again. 官网上一个个预赛的相声作品被传了上去,网友们纷纷为自己喜欢的相声演员和作品投票,这才刚开场多久啊,已经有好几拨人打起来了,有支持这组的,有支持那组的,票数接替增长,骂战也一开再开。 „Teacher Sun is fierce!” “还是孙老师厉害！” „Gets the hell out, Teacher Chen said Crosstalk time, where Old Sun has not known!” “滚蛋吧,陈老师说相声的时候,老孙还不知在哪儿呢！” „Supports Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan, looked at live broadcast? Their this work too nice!” “支持张晓和刘元,都看直播了吗？他俩这作品太好听了！” „Right, Zhang Xiaoliu the Yuan is c groups? I remember ballot order announcement time, their next group is Yao Jiancai Zhang Ye!” “诶对了对了,张晓刘元是c组的吧？我记得抽签顺序公布的时候,他们下一组就是姚建才张烨啊！” „Also is really.” “还真是。” „Right, I also thought!” “对,我也想起来了！” „Can these two gods of plague enter the stage?” “这俩瘟神要出场了？” „Enters the stage also uselessly, we cannot see.” “不过出场也没用啊,咱们也看不到。” „Was a pity that I also really want to look at Zhang Ye to say Crosstalk, although knows that he will definitely not say, definitely is inferior to these specialized Crosstalk actors, but wants to look.” “可惜啊,我还真想看张烨说相声呢,虽然知道他肯定不会说,肯定不如那些专业相声演员,但还是想看呀。” „You want to be many, whose work broadcasts not to broadcast their, you think that CCTV is silly?” “你想多了,播谁的作品也不会播他们的啊,你以为央视傻啊？” The Tang Dazhang two apprentices just got up real-time network live broadcast of official site preliminary contest home page, in the winning candidate expectation of because in the audience voting, they took tenth, is the popular candidate, Segment Group naturally must pay attention to them with emphasis, therefore pushed live broadcast to Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan, this live broadcast position was the big game official site most conspicuous advertisement position, was fiercer than the promotion of banner advertisement, many people were looking, naturally also some people of mental association to under one group of presences Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai, although CCTV has used the blockade method to them, may not represent the common people not to pay attention. 唐大章的两个徒弟刚上了官网预赛首页的实时网络直播,因为在观众投票的夺冠人选期望中,他们拿了第十,是热门人选,栏目组自然要重点关注一下他们,于是才把直播推给了张晓和刘元,这种直播位置是大赛官网最显眼的广告位置了,比横幅广告的推广都要厉害,很多人都在看,自然也有人联想到了下一组出场的张烨姚建才,虽然央视一直对他们俩采用封锁手段,可不代表老百姓不关注。 „Oh, Zhang Ye was a pity.” “唉,张烨真可惜。” „Yes, I very like his, how to force out.” “是啊,我挺喜欢他的,怎么就被封杀了啊。” „Old Yao is also good, visits prostitute - prostitute - then? This called any misdeeds! Moreover has not given the evidence not to give the explanation, gave him to determine the nature of directly, he was also undeserved enough.” “老姚也不错啊,嫖-娼-未-遂？这叫什么劣迹啊！而且也没给出证据也没给出解释,直接就给他定性了,他也够冤枉的。” „Does not have idea, No. 43 document left, could not receive.” “没辙,43号文件已经出了,收不回去了。” live broadcast scene extinguished for several seconds. 直播镜头灭了几秒钟。 „Should get down live broadcast.” “该下个直播了。” „Should broadcast a groups?” “该播a组的了吧？” „Came out, well, how is c groups?” “出来了,咦,怎么还是c组？” „Can't? Hasn't traded?” “不会吧？是不是还没换？” „You look, judges that three people.” “你们看啊,评委还是那三个人啊。” Suddenly, the picture that made all people stare dumbfounded appeared, only listened to the ringside staff to announce, „invited next group of players, Zhang Ye, Yao Jiancai!” 蓦然间,一个让所有人瞠目结舌的画面出现了,只听场边工作人员宣布,“有请下一组选手,张烨,姚建才！” What? 什么？ Invited who? 有请谁？ Then, Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai of big gown has taken the stage. 然后,一身大褂子的张烨姚建才就走上了舞台。 At this moment, as if the world was static, probably the picture frames is the same! 这一刻,似乎全世界都静了,画面好像定格的一样！ Countless people were startled the chin to fall, the staring bead looks at home page live broadcast of that Crosstalk big game, entire was silly, „Fuck! This his mother what situation?” 无数人惊得下巴都掉了,瞪着眼珠子看着那相声大赛的首页直播,全傻了,“我草啊！这他妈什么情况？” ...... …… Zhang Ye Parent's house. 张烨父母家。 Now puts winter vacation, Zhang Ye several younger sisters heard that he attended the Crosstalk big game, very early in the morning ran over. 现在放寒假呢,张烨几个妹妹听说他参加相声大赛了,都一大早跑了过来。 Three younger sisters point at the computer saying: „This funny this funniness!” 三妹妹指着电脑道:“这个好笑这个好笑！” The big younger sister curls the lip saying: „That is the Tang Dazhang two apprentices, definitely is not the good thing.” 大妹妹撇嘴道:“那是唐大章的两个徒弟,肯定不是什么好东西。” „? Scolds my brother's that?” Three younger sisters changed a statement all of a sudden, „this broken Crosstalk anything gadget! Comedy!” “啊？就是骂我哥的那个？”三妹妹一下子改了口,“这破相声什么玩意儿啊！一点也不搞笑！” Two younger sisters: „......” 二妹妹:“……” Zhang Ye Mother said: „Do not look, does not have the Little Ye anything matter in any case.” 张烨老妈道:“别看了,反正也没小烨什么事。” Three younger sister moods were also unsatisfactory, „they also are really, forces out my brother to do! My brother had not sent the poem yesterday, popularity is also about to fall.” 三妹妹也心情不佳了,“他们也真是,封杀我哥干嘛啊！我哥昨天没发诗,人气又快掉下来了。” The big younger sister sighed angrily said: „Today the elder brother has hung, the C-list entertainer estimated that could not preserve.” 大妹妹叹气道:“今天咱哥悬了,三线艺人估计保不住了。” Mother turned around the kitchen, „I prepared food.” 老妈转身去了厨房,“我做饭去了。” Suddenly, three younger sisters cry suddenly, „Shit! You look quickly!” 突然,三妹妹冷不丁大叫一声,“我靠！你们快看！” The big younger sister said: „What looks at?” 大妹妹道:“看什么？” Three younger sisters were excited to jump, „my brother! Is my brother!” 三妹妹激动得跳了起来,“我哥！是我哥！” The big younger sister takes a look, was shocked, „is really our elder brother! This is live broadcast!” 大妹妹一瞅,也是愣住了,“真是咱哥！这是直播啊！” Zhang Ye Mother turns head, „was good, do not tease me, said with, what at noon wants to eat? I do to you.” 张烨老妈一回头,“行了,别逗我了,说的跟真的似的,中午想吃什么啊？我给你们做。” Big younger sister busy [say / way]: „Makes anything, you come to see quickly! On my brother really live broadcast!” 大妹妹忙道:“做什么呀,您快来看！我哥真上直播了！” Mother one surprised, comes to look toward computer on, was scared, „was impossible!” 老妈一愕,过来往电脑上一看,也是傻眼了,“不可能啊！” ...... …… Yao Jiancai's Family. 姚建才家。 Yao Cuimeng shouted, „mother! Mother!” 姚翠猛喊,“妈！妈！” „Urgently presses, what called?” “催命啊,叫什么？” „My father also has Teacher Zhang! On them live broadcast!” “我爸还有张老师！他们上直播了！” „What!?” “什么！？” ...... …… Some market. 某商场。 Side is hearing with Ci Xiufang that the child window-shops sits plays the two young lovers of computer to point at the computer to whisper, she subconsciously looked at the eye. 正跟孩子逛街的慈秀芳听到旁边坐着玩电脑的两个年轻情侣指着电脑嘀嘀咕咕,她就下意识地看了眼。 „Well! This is......” “咦！这是……” ...... …… Party - school. 党-校。 During is accepting cadre training Vice-President Peking University Wu Zeqing, the midday rest is accessing the net to read the news in the dormitory, suddenly noted publicity advertisement of Crosstalk big game, then has selected, took a look at preliminary contest live broadcast on main page casually, then her corner of the eye jumped, smiled. 正接受干部培训期间的北大副校长吴则卿,午休时正在宿舍上网看新闻,忽然注意到了相声大赛的宣传广告,便点了进去,随便瞅了眼主页上的预赛直播,然后她就眼角一跳,微微笑了。 „Little Zhang?” “小张？” ...... …… Beijing broadcasts Radio Station. 京城广播电台。 Big Sister Zhou called, „was insane! CCTV was insane!” 周大姐啊地一叫,“疯了！央视疯了！” Auntie Sun collects, „Old Zhou? Shouted that big voice?” 孙阿姨凑过来,“怎么了老周？喊那么大嗓门？” Big Sister Zhou pats the thigh saying: „You look quickly! CCTV Channel 11 gave on Little Zhang unexpectedly the video! live broadcast! This wants counter Heavens/Days! This wants counter Heavens/Days!” 周大姐一拍大腿道:“你们快看啊！央视11套居然给小张上视频了！还是直播！这是要逆天啊！这是要逆天啊！” Zhang Ye beforehand assistant Little Fang heard a sound runs over immediately, „real false? How CCTV possibly does, only if CCTV were insane!” 张烨以前的助理小芳闻声立刻跑过来,“真的假的啊？央视怎么可能这么干啊,除非央视疯了！” Finally the people encircle to look! 结果众人围过来一看！ Fuck! 我草！ CCTV your mother was really insane! 央视真你妈疯了啊！ ...... …… The Zhang Ye friends were shocked! 张烨的朋友都惊呆了！ The Zhang Ye personal enemy was also scared! 张烨的仇家也都傻眼了！ Nearly puts out an old blood with Assistant Station Chief Jia who in the family|home accesses the net! 跟家里上网的贾副台长险些吐出一口老血！ These questioned and rail fainting that the Zhang Ye person all has also fainted! 那些质疑和谩骂过张烨的人也全晕倒的晕倒！ Online has blasted out the pot for a while! All people do not dare to believe look at the live broadcast picture, their brains could not turn around, does not understand that now this is any condition! 网上一时炸开了锅！所有人都不敢置信地看着直播画面,他们的脑子已经转不过来了,根本不明白现在这是个什么状况！ „Really is Zhang Ye!” “真是张烨啊！” „Didn't force out? Heavens/Days!” “不是封杀了吗？天啊！” „Teacher Zhang also too god! After such layer on layer forces out, not only popularity does not fall instead rises, but can also ease ground live broadcast? This too face-smacking!” “张老师也太神了吧！被这么重重封杀之后,不但人气不降反升,还能悠悠然地上直播？这太打脸了！” „face-smacking Zhang since birth for face-smacking! Hahaha!” “打脸张生来就是为了打脸啊！啊哈哈哈！” „Does CCTV Channel 11 do?” “央视11套干嘛呢？” „, It is not able to understand!” “靠,无法理解啊！” „To one forced out on person who and will not say Crosstalk network live broadcast? In their brains is thinking anything! Did the signal substitute wrongly?” “给一个被封杀的且连相声都不会说的人上网络直播？他们脑子里在想什么啊！是不是信号调错了？” „Will not have made a mistake, this multi- half of the day.” “不会是错了,这都多半天了。” „crap! Zhang Ye this person was too weird!” “我了个去啊！张烨这人太邪门了！” „Yes, any inconceivable matter can occur on this quality of goods!” “是啊,什么不可思议的事情都能在这货身上发生啊！” „Hahaha, anticipates his Crosstalk!” “哈哈哈,期待他的相声！” „Feared that he will not say, Crosstalk may be completely different from Talkshow, let alone was suitable Crosstalk, this was the free time who how many years several years practiced, his study broadcast, how will make the Crosstalk art, but also live broadcast? Even if live broadcast, they come up to be also disgraceful!” “就怕他不会说啊,相声跟脱口秀可完全不同,更何况是对口相声了,这都是几年十几年练出来的工夫,他一个学播音的,怎么会弄相声艺术啊,还直播？就算直播,他们上去也是丢人现眼的！” Has the support. 有支持的。 Has the question. 有质疑的。 However more is joins in the fun to watch the fun, among live broadcast of network preliminary contest was full immediately, countless person heard a sound well up, watching the fun never fears the matter to be big, feared that the matter is not big! 不过更多的则是凑热闹看热闹来的,网络预赛的直播间里顿时爆满了,无数人闻声涌来,看热闹的从不怕事儿大,就怕事儿不大！ Some Crosstalk colleagues, some Zhang Ye friend relatives, after obtaining the news, hurriedly opens network live broadcast, wants to have a look at Zhang Ye this amateur person to say Crosstalk, why as to live broadcast, will be the signal will make a mistake has been intentional? They could not attend to pondering over! 一些相声同行,一些张烨的朋友亲戚们,得到消息后也急急忙忙打开网络直播,想看看张烨这个外行人到底怎么说相声,至于为什么会给直播,是信号弄错了还是有意为之的？他们已经顾不上琢磨了！