Big game on the same day. 大赛当日。 In the morning, CCTV Channel 11 record scene. 上午,央视11套录制现场。 Under the building the prepare the first photography point, has built the camera, even also has the aerial camera to incite to fly there, below „the national Crosstalk Sketch big game” under the giant advertisement sign, several region spaces were separated, several thousand people stand outside line up to enter the arena. 大楼下已经布置好了第一个拍摄点,架起了摄像机,甚至还有空中摄影机在那里滋滋地飞,下面“全国相声小品大赛”巨型广告牌下,几个区域空间被隔了出来,几千人站在外面排队进场。 „Do not push.” “都别挤。” „Comes!” “一个一个来！” „Everybody lines up to enter the stadium depending on the preliminary contest card!” “大家排队凭预赛证入场！” „Please also one and take the ID card, thanks the coordination!” “请把身份证也一并拿出来,谢谢配合！” This is long-waited a day, the Crosstalk big game was before the Sketch big game has begun, the innumerable family|home TV station media newspaper office and Net News were discussing this competition. 这是万众期待的一天,相声大赛先于小品大赛率先拉开了序幕,无数家电视台媒体报社和网络新闻都在争相热议此次比赛。 The CCTV Channel 11 person breakfast has not attended to eating, one started inside and outside to be busy at work, every year Crosstalk Sketch big game will reassign they almost complete manpower, after all this was grade of national Viewership Ratings first irritable program, let alone Domestic, some much has been hoping including the overseas Chinese opening of big game, above has issued the order to them, this competition only permitted cannot be defeated successfully, therefore CCTV Channel 11 also extremely attached great importance to from top to bottom. To the program degree that their this everybody knew, wants to manage year by year well is very difficult, but at least cannot compare the previous annual variation, this is they every year at matter diligently! 央视11套的人早饭都没顾上吃,一来就开始里里外外忙活上了,每年的相声小品大赛都会抽调他们几乎全部的人手,毕竟这是一档全国收视率第一的火爆节目,别说国内了,连海外华侨都有不少期盼着大赛的开幕,上面已经给他们下达了命令,这次比赛只许成功不许失败,所以央视11套从上到下也都极其重视。到了他们这种人人都知道的节目程度,想一年比一年办得好是很难了,但是至少也不能比上一年差,这是他们每年都在努力的事情！ Outside. 场外。 A CCTV Channel 11 anchor is making the interview to this year's Crosstalk big game registration players, several photograph Teacher also to follow close on behind. 一个央视11套的主播在对今年的相声大赛报名选手们做着采访,几个摄像老师也在后面紧跟着。 „Hello, Peng Teacher, long time no see.” The female anchor said with a smile. “你好,彭老师,好久不见了。”女主播笑道。 That 40-year-old man turns head to look, „hello, this is you?” 那一个40多岁的男子回头看去,“你好,这回又是你啊？” The female anchor said: „Outside Host is I, last year you were a pity, finally intermediary heat time due to health reasons had no other choice but to withdraw, this year comes again, did you definitely have the different feeling?” 女主播道:“场外主持还是我,去年您挺可惜的,最后复赛的时候因为身体原因不得已退出了,今年再来,您肯定有不一样的感受吧？” Peng Teacher sighs with emotion: „Yes, participating person are getting more and more, my this pressure is also very big, look my partner frightened to go to bathroom.” 那彭老师感慨道:“是啊,参赛的人越来越多,我这压力也很大啊,这不,我那搭档都吓得上厕所去了。” „He He you are really humorous.” The female anchor said. “呵呵您真幽默。”女主播道。 Then, they also interviewed several people, is the popular players who this Crosstalk big game wins the championship, had already in industry in the known specialized Crosstalk actor, had the result to be good last year, but comes the participating player this year, in folk and network very hot „non- mainstream” Crosstalk actor. 然后,他们又采访了几个人,都是这次相声大赛夺冠的热门选手,有早就在业内小有名气的专业相声演员,有去年成绩不错但今年又来参赛的选手,还有一些在民间和网络上很火的“非主流”相声演员。 The group dragon gathers! 群龙汇聚！ This year's competition will inevitably be a fierce struggle between two evenly matched opponents! 今年的比赛势必是一场龙争虎斗！ In noisy lining up enters the stadium, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai also arrived at the scene. 在乱哄哄的排队入场中,张烨和姚建才也到了现场。 Yao Jiancai is telephoning, „wife, other your pissed off...... I to the day pledged that my anything has not done, really...... Does not believe you to ask Little Zhang, he can testify to me...... Oh, we arrived at the competition scene, immediately after the approach, did not let with cell phone...... You give me words, I cannot always live with others Little Zhang family|home, many inappropriate...... Can I go home today?” 姚建才在打着电话,“老婆啊,你就别生气了……我对天发誓我啥也没干啊,真的……不信你问小张,他能给我作证……哎呀,我们已经到了比赛现场了,马上进场后就不让用手机了啊……你就给我个话儿呗,我也不能老跟人家小张家里住着呀,多不合适……我今天可回家了啊？” They come, CCTV several staff saw them, but after everybody has swept one, why should, that female anchor hesitant the moment, has not passed to interview, in fact she wanted to interview the Zhang Ye this Legendary character, moreover this chapter of Zhang Ye „put up a stage to perform” to cooperate with Yao Jiancai this drama series actor in together, this combination was really also strange, is curious, but the above policy they were clear, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai had forced out, therefore they saw , can only , when not these two people. 俩人一过来,央视的几个工作人员就看到他们了,不过大家扫了一眼后就该干什么干什么,那女主播犹豫了片刻,也没有过去采访,实际上她是非常想要采访一下张烨这个传奇人物的,况且这回张烨还是跟姚建才这个电视剧演员“搭台唱戏”合作在一起,这组合也实在诡异,让人好奇极了,但上面的政策他们都清楚,张烨和姚建才已经被封杀了,所以他们看到了,也只能当没有这两个人。 „Well?” “咦？” „Is that Zhang Ye?” “那是张烨？” „Isn't that Yao Jiancai?” “那不是姚建才吗？” „Did they also really come?” “他们俩还真来了？” „Sweat, I also think what online said is the rumor!” “汗,我还以为网上说的是谣传呢！” „We manage well one's own, their matters have not related with us, even if they participate, program could not broadcast, and has broadcast, you thought their Crosstalk can listen?” “咱们管好自己吧,他们的事跟咱们也没关系,就算他们参赛,节目也播不了,而且就算播了,你觉得他们的相声能听的了吗？” „, Also is, we may starting from several years old study Crosstalk, ten years could not have finished an apprenticeship.” “呃,也是,咱们可都是从几岁开始学的相声,没个十年出不了师。” The arrival of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, has brought to the attention of many player, after all discussed the fame to come, Zhang Ye and Old Yao may compared with their these said Crosstalk mostly, but this useless, fame here was not easy-to-use, let alone forced out, but here Crosstalk big game, if Calligraphy big game, Host big game and poetry big game, Zhang Ye if came, they rubbish do not need to admit defeat directly were good, but Crosstalk competition ratio was not Literature or Host, in addition the big background of No. 43 document, the audiences players have not combined to treat as opponent this to the whole families! 张烨和姚建才的到来,引起了不少选手的注意,毕竟论起名气来,张烨和老姚可比他们这些说相声的大多了,不过这没用,名气在这里不好使,何况还是被封杀了的啊,这里可是相声大赛,若是个书法大赛、主持人大赛、诗词大赛,张烨要是来了,他们废话都不用直接认输就行了,但相声比赛比的可不是文学或主持,加之43号文件的大背景,众选手都没把这对老少组合当做对手！ This to the god of plague? 这对儿瘟神？ We hide the distant point! 咱们还是躲远点吧！ The CCTV person and players they look but not see Zhang Ye, this they on the keenest struggle, no one are wanting to annoy now troublesome to one's own on! 央视的人、选手都对张烨他们视而不见,这俩人如今正在风口浪尖上,谁也不想给自己身上惹麻烦！ „Old Yao, hurry up.” Zhang Ye has urged the sound. “老姚,快点啊。”张烨催了声。 Yao Jiancai has made wife's telephone call, the past lined up hurriedly, „brother, you may result to go home in the evening to help me with me say that the word of praise, my wife returned pissed off.” 姚建才挂了老婆的电话,急匆匆地过去排队,“老弟,晚上你可得跟我回家帮我说说好话啊,我老婆还生气呢。” Zhang Ye lets go, „am I effective?” 张烨摊手,“我去管用吗？” Yao Jiancai said: „At least my wife can make me pass through the gate, if you do not go, she does not open to me the gate, hey, your sister-in-law that temperament you do not know.” 姚建才道:“起码我老婆能让我进门啊,你要是不去,她连门都不给我开,嘿,你嫂子那脾气你是不知道。” Person approaches, have been one's turn them in an instant, looked that others is a face are anxious, some people at this time to the word, were still starting to prepare for the preliminary contest, but Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are in are quite special, their intense feeling does not have, was chatting the daily family activity while entered the building, then looked for a sofa to sit down with the hall, continued to chat pulls pale. This saw the inside story, their C-list D-list, the great storms saw a lot, was in the Entertainment Circle sword and spear sword rain walks, what matter hasn't seen? The nature are more than share to be calmer than these other players, even if in the heart has the sickness, does not hang on the face. 人一个个进场,转眼轮到了他们俩,看别人都是一脸紧张,有的人在这个时候还在对词,已经开始为了预赛做准备了,可张烨和姚建才却是里面比较特殊的,俩人一点紧张感也没有,一边聊着家常一边就进了大楼,然后跟大厅里找了个沙发就坐下了,继续闲聊淡扯。这就看出底蕴了,俩人一个三线一个四线,大风大浪见得多了,都是娱乐圈刀枪剑雨里走出来的,什么事儿没见过啊？自然比那些其他参赛选手多了份从容冷静,就算心中有恙,也不挂在脸上。 The people came. 人都进来了。 The staff also one after another take place. 工作人员也陆续就位。 Then, some people lead numerous players to pass through the corridor, entered the following open-air courtyard. 然后,有人带着众多选手穿过楼道,走进了后面的露天大院子。 Host of Crosstalk big game walks to go on stage immediately, temporarily the chairman's podium that builds in the institute, had the post a screen of wall, had to adorn the careful background in every way possible, the scene was very big, was only this platform looks has spent a lot of money, must know that this was also only a preliminary contest begins. Host is very hot Celebrity Host, but is not 11 sets, but is CCTV 3 sets of Host, does not know that for anything that this big game is loaned out. 相声大赛的主持人立即走上台,一个临时在院中搭建的主席台,有贴了一面墙的屏幕,有妆点得细致入微的布景,场面很大,光是这台子一看就花了不少钱,要知道,这也只是个预赛开场而已。主持人是个很热的明星主持,不过不是11套的,而是央视3套的主持,也不知是为了这次大赛借调来的还是什么。 „King elder brother!” “王哥儿！” „Ha Ha, King elder brother!” “哈哈,王哥儿！” Some folk amateur players, noticed that Celebrity shouted, King elder brother is the officer of opposite party said that likes his person such calling. 有些民间业余参赛选手,一看到明星都喊了起来,王哥儿是对方的官称,喜欢他的人都这么叫。 Photograph starting. 摄像开机。 Two scene aim at the chairman's podium, two scene aim at the player. 两个镜头对准主席台,两个镜头对准参赛选手。 That called King elder brother Host to say with a laugh: „Welcome everybody, welcome new friend and old friend, the competition of annual national Crosstalk Sketch big game Crosstalk contest area started once again, this year, I stand fortunately here am preliminary contest Host......” whisper for quite a while, then spoke of the proper business, „I introduced simply the procedure, the first link, was grouping, we welcome to the staff of notary public, guaranteed the fair fairness of this link, after grouping, was in the group the preliminary contest......” 那叫王哥儿的主持人笑呵呵道:“欢迎大家,欢迎新朋友和老朋友,一年一度的全国相声小品大赛相声赛区的比赛又一次开始了,今年,我有幸站在这里为预赛主持……”唧唧咕咕说了半天,然后才说到正事,“我简单介绍一下程序,第一个环节,是分组,我们请到了公证处的工作人员,保证这个环节的公平公正性,分组之后,就是组内预赛……” Actually said is the preliminary contest, in fact is a sea elects, is similar to these Singing competitions, because the person of participating registration were too many, definitely on impossible all person televisions, therefore had the network sea to choose the selection, screened the competent player to be promoted by popularity truly, can get the Crosstalk big game genuine admission ticket officially, the preliminary contest to put it bluntly was a thermal field, making the national audiences know the player first. 其实说是预赛,实际上就是个海选,跟那些歌唱比赛差不多,因为参赛报名的人太多了,肯定不可能所有人都上电视,于是才有了网络海选选拔,凭借人气筛选出真正有实力的选手晋级,才能正式拿到相声大赛真正的入场券,预赛说白了就是个热场,让全国观众先认识一下选手。 The ballot starts. 抽签开始。 Several thousand players all look at steadily! 几千个选手全目不转睛！ These people basically is a their partner, naturally also has many 35 many mouths partners of person, even also has more than ten individual big many mouths alternative combinations, this registration should have more than 1000 partners to combine! 这些人基本上都是两人一搭档的,当然也有很多35个人的群口搭档,甚至还有个十多个人的大群口另类组合,这次报名的应该有1000多个搭档组合！ Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are quite low-key, continuously rear crowd, because front they also know to arrive, the camera will not give them the picture. 张烨和姚建才比较低调,一直在人群最后面,因为他们也知道就算走到前面去,摄像机也不会给他们画面的。 „How long can this draw lots?” Zhang Ye asked. “这得抽签多久啊？”张烨问道。 Yao Jiancai said: „A half hour, the ballot is quick, but mainly must announce grouping, more than 1000 teams, can quick? Only read the name on quite a while.” 姚建才道:“怎么也得半个小时吧,抽签是快,但主要是得宣布分组,1000多个队伍,能快的了吗？光念名字就得半天。” Zhang Ye had not known about the match specially that „today can record?” 张烨对赛况还不是特别了解,“今天能都录完吗？” The Yao Jiancai racket his shoulder, said: „You think anything, preliminary contest first round must record several days, even if all records and broadcasts opens, a day cannot record, we had better be able catch up with today the record, avoid will run toward here several days later again, competition this, the player is suffering hardship.” 姚建才拍拍他肩,道:“你想什么呢,预赛第一轮就得录个好几天,就算把所有录播间都开放,一天也录不过来啊,咱们最好能赶上今天录,省得过几天再往这里跑了,选秀都这样,选手受罪着呢。” That side, a group first pair of presence player drew lots, the staff announced the name, making that two people go to No. 3 telecast hall to prepare to compete. 那边,a组第一对儿出场选手抽签出来了,工作人员宣布名字,让那两个人去三号演播厅准备比赛。 Zhang Ye looks so, said to Old Yao: „I go to a bathroom.” 张烨瞧得如此,对老姚道:“我去个卫生间啊。” Yao Jiancai along with tastes: „You go, here I am staring.” 姚建才随口道:“你去吧,这边我盯着呢。” Zhang Ye then entered the building, looked following the corridor, found a bathroom to go, people outside, here is very quiet , he he enters a room partition, the goalkeeper locks on the other side from inside on, deeply inspires...... Um, is a little smelly, hurries to wear the mask, then closed one's eyes tranquilly the moment, did not speak, did not go to bathroom, very much strangely stood there. 张烨便重新进了大楼,顺着走廊找了找,找到了一个卫生间进去,人大都在外面呢,这里很清静,就他一个人,他走进一个隔断,把门从里面反锁上,深吸一口气……嗯,有点臭,赶紧戴上口罩,然后就闭上眼平静了片刻,也不说话,也不上厕所,就那么很奇怪地站在那里。 Suddenly, Zhang Ye rubbed, turned on the Game Ring screen on pinky, put in the Items column to take out two things, was two dices! 忽然,张烨手一蹭,打开了小拇指上的游戏戒指屏幕,伸进物品栏里取出了两个东西,是两枚色子！ 【Difficulty Adjustment Dice】. 【难度调整色子】。 Items that before this was Zhang Ye was very early, to pull out, does not dare to use, or had not planned to use, like him at this moment, held two dice them not to be for fear that careful with both hands on the ground, a vigilance and anxiety, were mainly the airplane hijack accident that time have feared to this male servant lane, at that time was this Xiaoxiao dice, almost made the airplane lead him to hit the building, one was nipped ten years to fear the well rope by the snake, behind Zhang Ye pulled out to this dice two times once again, this gadget on has placed Items In the column has not moved, this, Zhang Ye took them, complexion slightly one hesitant, received, has left behind one. 这是张烨很早之前抽到的物品了,一直都没敢用,或者说是一直都没打算用过,就像他此时此刻,都是用双手捧着两枚色子生怕他们不小心掉在地上,一身的警惕和紧张,主要是飞机劫机事故那次给这厮弄怕了,当时就是这一枚小小的色子,差点让飞机带着他撞大楼去啊,一遭被蛇咬十年怕井绳,张烨后面又一次抽到这色子还是两枚的时候,这玩意儿就一直放在物品栏中没动过,这一回,张烨把它们拿出来了,脸色略一犹豫,还是收起了其中一枚,留下了一枚。 Is it should going into action time! 是它该出马的时候了！ Is this having no way out during, only has life-and-death wrestles has the A-list vitality, accidentally what to do as for had the accident? He already could not control that many! 已经是这种走投无路的当口了,唯有殊死一搏才有一线生机,至于万一出了意外怎么办？他已然管不了那么多了！ Yes, Zhang Ye prepared to adjust difficulty, now the big background of this forcing out, he has had no way out, the difficulty was too big, did not adjust him not to know that this has made, but, he was not the plan tries one's luck purely, otherwise came an abnormal difficulty accidentally again, has't he can die? Another reason that reason that Zhang Ye dares such to bet , because before him , a commodity purchase power that just selected! 是的,张烨准备调整难度了,现在这个封杀的大背景,他是无路可走了,难度太大,再不调整他都不知道该怎么弄了,不过,他也不是打算纯粹碰运气,否则万一再来一个变态难度,那他还不得死去啊？张烨之所以敢这么赌的另一个原因,是因为他之前刚抽中的一个商品购买权！ Lucky Halo! 幸运光环！ When attains this jurisdiction, Zhang Ye has thought of Difficulty Adjustment Dice, but does not have, when the opportunity had not been compelled to have been to this share, now, he must close right up against this Halo to swing the dice, he is thinking, even if the dice under the function of Luck cannot present the simplest difficulty adjustment, that won't present the abnormal difficulty? As for Reputation value, Lottery had almost used up one's own all total Reputation other day, but had afterward sent three poems, his Reputation grew much, enough opened the Lucky Halo 1-2 minutes! 在拿到这个权限的时候,张烨就想到过难度调整色子,只不过没等到机会也从没被逼到过这个份儿上,现在,他要靠着这个光环摇色子,他想着即便是在幸运的作用下色子出现不了最简单的难度调整,那也不会出现变态难度吧？至于声望值,上回抽奖是几乎用光了自己所有的总声望,但是后来发了三首诗,他的声望又增长了不少,足够开启幸运光环一两分钟了！ Come! 来吧！ Was good is it! 行不行都是它了！ On the Zhang Ye face has made one „being ready for any sacrifice” the expression, clenches teeth, put out a hand to select in Merchant Shop „Lucky Halo”, click, opening! 张烨脸上做出了一个“豁出去”的表情,咬咬牙,伸手点开了商城中的“幸运光环”,点击,开启！ Brush! 刷！ Saw only the Zhang Ye top of the head to emit white aperture unexpectedly baseless, probably angel Halo, one * the halo unconstrainedly, has then started slightly the mighty waves in the air, another outward diffusion, Game Ring System Notification was also appearing! 只见张烨头顶居然凭空冒出了一个白色的光圈儿,好像天使的光环似的,然后一*光晕跌宕而出,在空气中掀起了微微波澜,一圈儿又一圈儿地向外扩散着,游戏戒指的提示也出现了！ 【Lucky Halo opened】 【幸运光环已开启】 10,000! 10000！ 10,000! 10000！ 10,000! 10000！ Reputation takes every second 10,000 plummets as unit! 声望以每秒钟10000为单位直线下降！ Zhang Ye looks at some anxiety, this Halo which good, was too expensive, pressed the second to collect fees, he has met misfortune now, Reputation value has not supported him such to waste, therefore gripped that dice immediately, closed one's eyes, upward was maliciously spatial throws! 张烨看得有些肉疼,这光环哪儿都好,就是太贵了啊,还是按秒收费的,他如今落难了,声望值已经不支持他这么浪费下去了,于是当即握住那一枚色子,一闭眼,狠狠往上空一抛！ The dice flies! 色子飞上去！ Shouted, after two seconds, started to fall! 呼,两秒钟后开始下落！ When the dice pounds on the ground, the heart of Zhang Ye has raised, opened eyes to observe closely it suddenly, looks that it the ball rolled in the ground ball get lost! Dice above six each side write the difficulty of correspondence: Reduces ten times of difficulties, to reduce five times of difficulties, to reduce a time of difficulty, to double the difficulty and quintuple difficulty, to increase ten times of difficulties. These difficulties continuously appear along with the tumbling of dice in Zhang Ye at present. 当色子砸在地上的时候,张烨的心都提了起来,猛然睁开眼盯住了它,看着它在地上弹啊弹滚啊滚！色子上面六面每一面都写着对应的难度:降低十倍难度、降低五倍难度、降低一倍难度、增加一倍难度、增加五倍难度、增加十倍难度。这些难度随着色子的翻滚不断出现在张烨眼前。 „Stops from time to time!” “停停！” „Whoops!” “哎呦！” „Quick-action in the past!” “快动过去！” „Hey!” “嘿！” In the restroom, Zhang Ye thought aloud that shouts and wrangles. 厕所里,张烨自言自语地大呼小叫。 Finally after the moment free time, dice did not have the strength, stopped, writing of uppermost correspondence, maps the Zhang Ye eye! 终于在片刻工夫后,色子没了力气,吧嗒一声停下了,最上面对应的文字,也映入张烨的眼！ After Zhang Ye sees clearly, almost erupts one to laugh wildly from the throat, „Hahahahaha!” 张烨看清后,几乎是从喉咙里爆发出一声狂笑,“哈哈哈哈哈哈！” Reduces five times of difficulties! 降低五倍难度！ Unexpectedly swung really! 居然是真摇中了！ Then Zhang Ye has not closed Lucky Halo, because of him also , and other persistent deadline of dices, on airplane that time, dice increased ten times of difficulties to continue for several hours, this Difficulty Adjustment Dice persistent time also same was randomly, appearance that has probably not limited, therefore loved dearly Lucky Halo every second of expenditure Reputation value, Zhang Ye must endure, has not arrived at the final time! 然后张烨也没关幸运光环,因为他还在等,在等这色子的持续期限,飞机上那次,色子的增加十倍难度可是持续了好几个小时啊,这个难度调整色子的持续时间也一样是随机的,好像没有限制的样子,所以就算心疼幸运光环每秒钟花费的声望值,张烨也得忍着,没到最后的时候呢！ Finally, finally came out! 终于,结果出来了！ The dice turned into a ray, dodges fiercely, probably the world was illuminated the moment to be common, after flashing through, vanished in the air. 色子化成了一道光芒,猛地一闪,好像全世界都被照亮了片刻一般,一闪过后就消失在了空气中。 【Difficulty has adjusted】 【难度已调整】 【Reduces five times of difficulties】 【降低五倍难度】 【Continues time: Six days one hour 17 minutes.】 【持续时间:六天一小时17分钟。】 【Countdown starts: Six days one hour 16 59 seconds......】 【倒计时开始:六天一小时16分59秒……】 What? 什么？ Six days? 六天？ More than six days!? 六天多！？ Zhang Ye sees here, had been at that time shocked, some do not believe simply the eye of one's own, he fast „Lucky Halo” will then switch off, this has sucked in one coolly...... The ozone, wishes one could to have a good laugh, the whole person was pounded by a sudden meat pie! On the previous airplane swings the dice time, several hours! This swung a six days of many deadline unexpectedly? Reduces five times of difficulties? Heaven never seals off all exits! Lucky Halo too fucking awesome! 张烨看到这里,当时就惊呆了,简直有些不相信自己的眼睛,然后他飞快将“幸运光环”关掉,这才倒抽了一口凉……臭气,恨不得仰天大笑,整个人都被一种突如其来的馅饼砸中了！上次飞机上摇色子的时候,才几个小时啊！这回居然摇出了一个六天多的期限？还是降低五倍难度的？天无绝人之路啊！幸运光环太牛-逼了！ Naturally, he also has the color of that little fear, goes to Shanghai that chapter of airplane, increased ten times of difficulty adjustments to continue luckily for several hours, if your mother continued several days of time, Zhang Ye got through the difficult time to fall the ground from the airplane, he estimated that could not live, did not know dies several hundred! 当然,他同时也有那么一点点后怕之色,去上海那回飞机上,幸好增加十倍难度的调整才持续了几个小时啊,要是你妈真持续几天时间,张烨就算是从飞机上渡过难关落了地面,他估计也活不了,不知道得死几百回！ Luckily Lucky Halo in! 幸好幸运光环在！ one's own couple days ago three poems gave him to reserve some Reputation value to be able luckily to make him start 1-2 minutes of Lucky Halo! 幸好自己前几天的三首诗给他预留了一些声望值能够让他启动一两分钟幸运光环的！ Hahaha! 哈哈哈！ Turning over time came! 翻身的时候来了！ Although Zhang Ye does not reduce five times of difficulties to achieve anything clearly, but increases ten times of abnormal difficulty analyses and inferences according to that the effect definitely was weak! Also in other words, Zhang Ye in the present from now on these six days of many time, is almost existence of Undefeatable! 张烨虽然不清楚降低五倍难度到底能做到什么,可是根据那增加十倍的变态难度分析和推断,效果肯定是弱不了的！也就是说,张烨在今后从现在开始这六天多的时间里,几乎是无敌的存在！ From yesterday to today, the innumerable relatives and friends hit the call words to find him, does not understand why Zhang Ye must attend the national Crosstalk big game, they thought that participated did not have the significance, yes, Zhang Ye naturally also clear this point, even if one's own registered, even if CCTV Channel 11 permitted one's own and Old Yao participation performance, may not have the slight significance, this was not the way out, so long as were under situation that gag order still had, Zhang Ye did not have the way out! 从昨天到今天,无数亲朋好友打来电话找到他,都不明白张烨为什么要去参加全国相声大赛,他们觉得参加了也没有意义,是的,张烨当然也清楚这一点,就算自己报了名,就算央视11套允许自己和老姚参赛表演,可还是没有丝毫意义,这不是生路,只要是封杀令还存在的情况下,张烨就没有生路！ Why can he come? 那他为什么要来？ Knew perfectly well why so also to do not studiously? 明知如此干嘛还做无用功？ Now the answer had, since any road walks does not pass, that Zhang Ye defers to the one's own way, he will not sit waiting for death! 现在答案已经有了,既然什么路都走不通,那张烨就按照自己的方式来,他不会坐以待毙的！ Doesn't have the way out? 没生路？ His one's own kills a way out! 他就自己杀出一条生路来！ National Crosstalk Sketch big game that at that moment is a focus of public attention, this is the outlet that Zhang Ye must look, he wants the chummy air/Qi that when gag order releases has not dissipated, stands in this stage, stands in the front of whole nation, told these to dislike him, to question that he, railed him, to hate his person, no matter you hated me to hate to clench jaws, no matter you sealed are airtight, the buddy who I sealed stood in the stage! 当下万众瞩目的全国相声小品大赛,这就是张烨要找的出路,他就要在封杀令出台的热乎气还没消散的时候,站在这个舞台上,站在全国人民的面前,告诉那些讨厌他、质疑他、谩骂他、仇恨他的人,不管你们恨我恨到多么咬牙切齿,不管你们封我封的多么密不透风,哥们儿还是站在舞台上！ You can my what!? 你们能奈我何！？ Goes out of the bathroom, the Zhang Ye mood was excellent, has resounded the following Crosstalk big game, he read poems: 走出卫生间,张烨心情大好,响起了接下来的相声大赛,他不禁吟诗一首: „Before the bed, bright moonlight light.” “床前明月光。” Staff of passing by were shocked, looked, was Zhang Ye! 一个路过的工作人员愣住,一看,是张烨！ „Doubting is the ground frost.” “疑是地上霜。” Another CCTV female staff heard a sound looked at the past, was Zhang Ye reciting poetry? 又一个央视的女员工闻声看过去,啊,张烨在念诗？ „Raises the head to look at the bright moonlight.” “举头望明月。” Also some people heard this poem, immediately anticipates, good poem! Good poem! 又有人听到了这首诗,顿时期待不已,好诗啊！好诗啊！ „I am face-smacking Zhang!” “我是打脸张！” Finally last, that several CCTV staff unstably have all fainted a piece! 结果最后一句一出,那几个央视工作人员全东倒西歪地晕倒了一片！