Preliminary contest ballot scene. 预赛抽签现场。 a group b groups have pulled out. a组b组已经抽好了。 Zhang Ye walks, „Old Yao.” 张烨走回来,“老姚。” Yao Jiancai stares on the stage to look that „did not have us.” 姚建才盯着台上看,“还没咱们呢。” „All right, just wait.” Zhang Ye has let loose at this moment thoroughly, how also did not consider to solve this series of problems, all met one's fate with resignation. “没事儿,等着吧。”张烨此刻算是彻底放开了,也不去考虑怎么解决这一系列问题了,一切听天由命吧。 Dropped the drop, the cell phone short note sound. 滴滴,手机短信响了。 Does Zhang Ye look down with the take action machine, draws a prize-winning ticket? Telephone bill? He curled the lip subconsciously has closed, this type of cheating short note he has been used to it, but does not know that what matter remembered, Zhang Ye has been startled, took cell phone, opened the short note, well, didn't this move the number of customer service? He held mentality that gave a try to reply the short note according to the request of above System Notification, dropped the drop, short note System Notification arrived, recharged successfully! 张烨拿出手机低头看,中奖？电话费？他撇撇嘴下意识就关上了,这种诈骗短信他已经习惯了,可是不知道想起了什么事儿,张烨一怔,又把手机拿了出来,打开短信,咦,这不是移动客服的号码吗？他抱着试试看的心态按照上面提示的要求回复了一下短信,滴滴,短信提示到了,充值成功！ Looks up the telephone bill, were many 100 dollars! 一查电话费,多了100块钱！ Zhang Ye one was happy, although money are not many, but it is actually transmitting a matter to reduce five times of difficulty world to Zhang Ye, came into effect! 张烨一下就乐了,钱虽然不多,可是它却在向张烨传达一件事情降低五倍难度的世界,已经开始生效了！ That side. 那边。 Finally was still announcing: 结果还在宣布: „King Kesong, Zheng Jia, c group 6 th.” “王可松,郑佳,c组6号。” „Zhang Xiao, Liu Yuan, c group 7 th.” “张晓,刘元,c组7号。” The players in a low voice were talking. 众选手都在低声交谈。 „A group strengths are very strong.” “a组实力很强啊。” „C groups are not bad, Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan, but the person of Tang Dazhang Crosstalk society, probably the Tang Dazhang Teacher apprentice, is one of the favorites.” “c组也不差,张晓和刘元可是唐大章相声社的人,好像还是唐大章老师的徒弟,是这次夺冠热门之一呢。” „That King Kesong isn't, 13 of previous Crosstalk big game?” “那个王可松,不是上届相声大赛的13名吗？” „Minute to c groups may have bad luck, a little meaning of group of death!” “分到c组的可倒霉了,有点死亡之组的意思了！” Suddenly, Host King elder brother announced: „Zhang Ye, Yao Jiancai, c group 8 th.” Then, his vision falls to the stage under looked, under sweeps has not seen them, takes back the vision to continue to announce the result. 忽然,主持人王哥儿宣布道:“张烨,姚建才,c组8号。”说完,他目光落到台下找了找,一扫之下没看到他们,才收回目光继续宣布结果。 „C groups?” “c组？” „Are that two gods of plague also c groups?” “那俩瘟神也是c组？” Zhang Ye can hear the front some people to discuss them, side said to Old Yao: „8 th what meaning?” 张烨能听到前面有人在议论他们,侧头对老姚道:“8号什么意思？” Yao Jiancai said with a smile: „In c group preliminary contests eighth presence, today can definitely turn on us to record, has a look at time, it is estimated that at noon almost arrived at us.” 姚建才笑道:“就是c组预赛里第八个出场,今天肯定能轮上咱们录制,看看时间,估计中午就差不多到咱们了。” Zhang Ye said: „We find a place to rest first.” 张烨道:“那咱俩找个地方先歇会儿啊。” „Ok.” Yao Jiancai they walked, Old Yao also snort|hum Peking opera, very relaxed appearance, walks said to Zhang Ye: „Heard minute to c groups has several hard stubble, the Tang Dazhang two apprentices also, enter the stage in front of us, this chapter may have to live it up.” “行。”姚建才俩人就走了,老姚还哼着京剧,很轻松的样子,边走边对张烨道:“听说分到c组的有几个硬茬儿,还有唐大章的两个徒弟也在,就在咱俩前面出场,这回可有热闹了。” Zhang Ye talked about with interest: „Are you very confident?” 张烨乐道:“你还挺有信心啊？” Yao Jiancai hey said: „My this is not confident, I did not hug to hope, our that works said that could not broadcast, when played.” 姚建才嘿道:“我这不是有信心,我是不抱希望了,咱俩那作品就算说完也播不了,就当玩儿来了吧。” ...... …… Online. 网上。 CCTV Channel 11 Crosstalk Sketch big game video official site. 央视11套相声小品大赛视频官网。 the first work of first work and b group of a group has drawn a charge, two videos were passed on, immediately has brought in surrounding of countless person. a组的第一个作品和b组的第一个作品已经出炉了,两个视频被传了上去,顿时引来了无数人的围观。 „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” „Who are these two thin people?” “这俩瘦子是谁啊？” „This Crosstalk is good, good!” “这相声还不错啊,挺好的！” „Yes, it seems like that this big game some anticipations!” “是啊,看来这届大赛有的期待了！” Actually really by the quality, the works of these preliminary contests definitely is Crosstalk in impossible comparing favorably with spring festival gala, reason that but many people scolded Spring Festival Crosstalk not to be good, because of the anticipation different relations, to Spring Festival, many people had the sentiment, anticipated quite to be also high, a little might as well think that slightly everybody possibly could not accept, thought that above Crosstalk was not good, however, the present Crosstalk big game is the players in all corners of the country, had the farmer, to have the worker, even also to have the company manager to participate, basic was amateur, was the specialized Crosstalk actor participating, fame. It is not big, everybody looked naturally also will forgive. 其实真论质量来看,这些预赛的作品肯定是不可能比得上春节联欢晚会上的相声的,但之所以很多人骂春晚的相声不行,是因为期待度不一样的关系,对春晚,很多人都有感情,期待也比较高,稍微有点不如所想大家可能就接受不了,觉得那上面的相声不好,然而,眼下的相声大赛都是五湖四海的选手,还有农民、有工人、甚至还有公司老总参加,基本都是业余的,就算是专业相声演员来参赛的,名气也。都不大,大家看的时候自然也会宽容很多。 Voting! 投票！ a group 1 st two players temporarily are in the lead, the number of votes constantly grows, in an instant had more than 700 tickets. Note: Each ip registration account number may cast three tickets every day. a组1号的两个参赛选手暂时领先,票数不断增长,转眼间就有了700多票。注:每个ip注册账号每天可投三票。 Message area. 留言区。 „, Grouped to come out!” “啊,分组出来了一些！” „I see Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai!” “我看到张烨和姚建才啦！” „C groups? Well, on them is the Tang Dazhang two apprentices?” “c组？咦,他们上面就是唐大章的两个徒弟啊？” „Really is the enemies often cross each other's path, anticipates the Teacher Zhang work.” “真是冤家路窄啊,期待张老师的作品。” However what under are more scolds the sound. 不过下面更多的是骂声。 „Host that a anything does not understand, joins in the fun!” “一个什么都不懂的主持人,来凑什么热闹啊！” „Zhang Ye too worked as the child's play the Crosstalk big game, he can any Crosstalk, that Talkshow be vulgar entertainment program, although was also comedy, may not be completely different from Crosstalk, but Crosstalk art!” “张烨太把相声大赛当儿戏了,他会什么相声啊,那个脱口秀不过是种低俗的娱乐节目,虽然也是在搞笑,可跟相声完全不一样,相声可是艺术！” „No. 43 document chummy air/Qi had not stopped, Zhang Ye this really? Above clarified has struck hard misdeeds entertainer with curry favor with the world the vulgar entertainment form again vulgarly, which same Zhang Ye has stained, does he also dare to come? This is typical did not see coffin not to shed tears, came also well, how making Crosstalk Senior teach you to say Crosstalk, you also had a look at any earnest art, your Talkshow was nothing radically!” “43号文件热乎气还没消停了,张烨这样真的好吗？上面摆明了再严打劣迹艺人和低俗媚俗庸俗的娱乐形式,哪一样张烨都沾上了,他还敢来？这是典型的不见棺材不掉泪,来了也好,让相声前辈们教教你怎么说相声吧,你也看看什么叫真艺术,你那个脱口秀根本算不了什么！” „Zhang Ye this person is grain of mouse excrement in Entertainment Circle, too can mix!” “张烨这人就是娱乐圈里的一粒老鼠屎啊,太能搅和了！” „Looks how disgracefully this!” “看他这回怎么丢人现眼吧！” „People of different lines of work are as separate as separated by mountains!” “隔行如隔山啊！” When are not many, in the official site has given another assignment questionnaire, «Whose Most Favors Winning about You», the findings came out quickly. 不多时,官网上给出了一个调差问卷,是关于《你最看好谁夺冠》的,调查结果很快就出来了。 Arranges at first, was pair of already had some fame Crosstalk actors, transited the discipling from the orthodox school, said that study sang the basic skills to be solid funny, the short board was few. 排在第一的,是一对儿早就有了一些名气的相声演员,师承正宗,说学逗唱基本功扎实,短板很少。 Second, is to the combination of youth Crosstalk actor, new person, but they had attended eastern Liaoning TV station spring festival gala this year, said Crosstalk, in online is also very popular and hounds, even several Crosstalk performing artists appraise to them very high. 第二,是对儿青年相声演员的组合,新人,但他们今年曾经参加过辽东电视台的春节晚会,说了一段相声,在网上也很受欢迎和追捧,甚至有几个相声表演艺术家都对他们评价很高。 The Tang Dazhang two apprentices arrange at the tenth position. 唐大章的两个徒弟排在第十名的位置。 As for Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai? In the list naturally does not have them, the organizer links their name the option not to give. 至于张烨和姚建才？榜单上自然没有他们,主办方连他们俩名字的这个选项都没有给出来。 This forces out! 这就是封杀！ Forcing out from head to foot! 从头到脚的封杀！ You can participate, you can register, even competes to be able according to the normal procedure, but do not want to beam with joy, scene does not have, was equal to how this Crosstalk big game in should how, however outside, this Crosstalk big game be equal to simply not having Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai this they! 你可以参赛,你可以报名,甚至比赛都可以按照正常程序来,可你别想露脸,一个镜头也没有,等于这次相声大赛在内部还是该怎么着怎么着,但是在外面,这届相声大赛等于根本没有张烨和姚建才这俩人！ Is such situation! 就是这么个情况！ Nobody thinks that what spray Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai can raise in this Crosstalk big game, significance that they come, can achieve to add to add to the chaos, stirs the function of turbid water, other radically meaningless, only if CCTV gives their work to broadcast really that available buttocks want also to know not possibly, CCTV stupid cunt? 没人以为张烨和姚建才能在这次相声大赛中掀起什么浪花,他们来的意义,也就是能做到添添乱,搅混水的作用,其他的根本毫无意义,除非央视真给他们的作品播出,可用屁股想也知道不可能啊,央视傻-逼啊？ The Crosstalk big game sea elected to carry on intensely! 相声大赛海选激烈进行了！ Five groups...... 五组…… Ten groups...... 十组…… More and more players have completed competition! 越来越多的选手完成了比赛！ After some people come out , the look is excited, some people have no alternative, obviously has not displayed. 有的人出来后神色兴奋,有的人则无可奈何,显然是没发挥好。 Forenoon time, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai arrived at the record scenes of c group, enters the backstage under the director of staff, went on stage to them quickly. 午前的时候,张烨和姚建才来到了c组的录制现场,在工作人员的指挥下走进后台,快到他们上场了。 ...... …… Meanwhile. 与此同时。 In building in a leader office. 大楼中一间领导办公室里。 CCTV Channel 11 Director Chen Huobo a telephone, the secretary will call the office, „competition is held how? Not accident?” 央视11套的总监陈火拨了一个电话,将秘书叫进了办公室,“比赛进行的怎么样了？没出意外吧？” The young secretary said: „Chen Zong, all normal.” 青年秘书道:“陈总,一切正常。” Chen Huo nods with a smile, „that is good, recently your thank for your trouble, must pay special attention, to handle this big game, was right, record time, the audience that side remembers that controls cell phone and record equipment, before had said that before audience approach, must lock in the cabinet cell phone, avoids affecting the player to perform . Moreover the scene cannot have other people to appear with cell phone record situation absolutely, this you must pay attention, a while communicates under one with the program group that side again.” 陈火笑着点头,“那就好,这些日子你们辛苦辛苦,一定要把这次大赛抓好、办好,对了,录制的时候,观众那边记得控制一下手机和录制设备,之前已经说过了,观众进场前一定要将手机锁进柜子里,避免影响到选手表演,而且现场也绝对不能有其他人拿手机录制的情况出现,这个你要注意,一会儿再跟节目组那边沟通一下。” The young secretary writes down with the book, „understands.” 青年秘书拿本子记下来,“明白。” Chen Huo thinks , the injunction said: „, This time comes the participating two misdeeds entertainers, you must manage, needs to pay attention to force out, do not record clearly?” 陈火想了想,又嘱咐道:“还有啊,这次来参赛的两个劣迹艺人,你们务必管理好,需要注意封杀,不要录像清楚了吗？” The young secretary is startled, „don't our cameras record?” 青年秘书一怔,“咱们的摄像机也不录？” Chen Huodao: „Right, from the start did not use starting, in order to avoid the video stream exited, when did not have this person, why did not need to ask, making the following person act accordingly on the line!” 陈火道:“对,压根就不用开机了,以免视频流出去,就当没有这人,不用问为什么,让下面人照办就行了！” The young secretary said immediately: „Understood!” 青年秘书立即道:“懂了！” In stage is very discrete, arrangement thorough of. 台里还是很谨慎的,布置的很周密。 Normally this order is also very normal, an issue does not have, however is such an ordinary instruction, unexpectedly has made a huge Wulong! 按说这个命令也很正常,一点问题都没有,然而就是这么一个普普通通的指示,居然闹出了一个天大的乌龙！ ...... …… Returned among the secretaries. 回了秘书间。 Secretary Director takes cell phone to telephone to Crosstalk big game Segment Group leader, why also does not know, possibly was the equipment were too many, possibly had any meaconing, today's cell phone signal was specially bad, hits first time has not made a connection unexpectedly, second time made a connection. 总监秘书就拿手机打电话给相声大赛栏目组负责人,也不知为什么,可能是设备太多了,也可能是有什么信号干扰,今天的手机信号特别差,打了第一次居然没打通,第二次才打通过去。 leader is working in that side director, after seeing the telephone, returns to the restroom to find nobody's place to answer the telephone, „feeds, does Secretary An, he he, what have to instruct?” 负责人正在那边指挥工作,看见电话后,就回了休息室找了个没人的地方接电话,“喂,安秘书,呵呵,有什么指示？” The young secretary said with a smile: „I do not dare to have instruction, is the instruction of Chen Director, Chief Chen said...... Big game...... Audience cell phone...... System......” 青年秘书笑道:“我可不敢有指示,是陈总监的吩咐,陈总说……大赛……观众手机……制……” leader busy [say / way]: „Secretary An, the signal is not quite good, cannot hear clearly Chu.” 负责人忙道:“安秘书,信号不太好,听不太清楚。” The young secretary is helpless, has to duplicate, „this matter is very important, you listen, Chen Director said that this time comes participating Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, you must manage, needs to pay attention to force out, do not record to cough!” Here him to cough has been stuttering, continued to say coherently: „Was video recording clear? When does not have that person, why does not need to ask, making everybody act accordingly on the line! This is Chen Director original words.” 青年秘书无奈,只好重复了一遍,“这件事很重要,你听好,陈总监说,这次来参赛的张烨和姚建才,你们务必管理好,需要注意封杀,不要录像咳！”说到这里他咳嗽着结巴了一下,继续连贯道:“录像清楚了吗？就当没有那人,不用问为什么,让大家照办就行了！这是陈总监原话。” May, the signal too be bad! 可偏偏,信号太差了！ In addition this young secretary a little outside area voice, the sound is not very proper! 加上这青年秘书有点外地口音,音准也不是很到位！ The young secretary said according to the original words of leadership, but hears from cell phone in leader off and on, is actually another condition! 青年秘书按照领导的原话说了,可是在负责人从手机里断断续续听到的,却是另一个状态！ Probably what he hears: „This matter is very important, you listen, Chen Director said...... Inciting...... This time participates...... Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, incite...... You do not have...... Must manage...... In...... intent forces out...... Must record............ Records clearly............ When does not have that article...... Why does not need to ask, making everybody act accordingly on the line!” 他大概听到的是:“这件事很重要,你听好,陈总监说……滋……这次来参赛……张烨和姚建才,滋……你们无……需管理……不要在……意封杀……要录像……咳……录清楚……嘛……就当没有那文……不用问为什么,让大家照办就行了！” The leader hear, was at that time ignorant! 负责人听完,当时就懵了！ Do not care to force out? 不要在意封杀？ Must record! Can Shit also record clearly? 要录像！我靠还要录清楚？ When doesn't have that article? Which article? No. 43 document!? 就当没有那文？哪个文啊？43号文件！？ leader has been scared, in the hand trembles, „does Secretary An, want to do really?” 负责人都吓傻了,手里一哆嗦,“安秘书,真要这么干？” The young secretary wonders very much his making much ado about nothing, „was natural, complied was good, this was Chen Zong told emphatically, must handle!” 青年秘书很纳闷他的大惊小怪,“当然了,照做就行了,这是陈总着重吩咐的,一定要办好！” leader stares saying: „Did you determine?” 负责人瞪眼道:“你确定？” The secretary was a little bothersome, this trifling thing also has anything determines not definite, but thinks that does not give the player the starting video recording the matter, he patiently said: „Although a little violates the stipulation, but Chen Director has instructed, we according to doing that the leader said on the line.” 秘书有点烦了,这点屁事儿还有什么确定不确定的啊,不过想到不给选手开机录像的事,他还是耐心道:“虽然有点违反规定,但陈总监已经指示了,咱们按照领导说的做就行了。” But leader understanding is actually another level thing! 可是负责人理解的却是另一层面的东西！ Does this far more than a little violate the stipulation? This your mother must do against with the department responsible for the work! Must undermine to No. 43 document! This involved the above some SARFT internal collars - led - fought - struggle? Right, was the first time period some sources said had SARFT Deputy Director to be transferred, related with this matter? 这何止是有点违反规定啊？这你妈是要跟主管部门对着干啊！是要给43号文件拆台啊！难道这牵扯到了上面的一些广电内部的领-导-斗-争？对了,前阵子就有消息说有个广电副局长被调走了啊,难道跟这件事情有关？ Yes! 是了！ This his mother is deity challenge! 这他妈是神仙打架啊！ No wonder must to undermine! 怪不得要对着拆台呢啊！ leader does not dare to ask, after having made the telephone call, has thought for quite a while, knows that the importance of this matter, Chen Director can give one's own such arduous duty, this is the trust of leadership one's own, must keep secret! Certainly cannot disappoint the leadership to his trust! 负责人也不敢多问了,挂了电话后想了半天,知道这件事的重要性,陈总监能把这么艰巨的任务交给自己,这是领导对自己的信任啊,一定要保密！一定不能辜负领导对他的信任！ He must complete, handles, office arrives! 他要办妥,办好,办到位！