CCTV Channel 11. 央视11套。 Big game Segment Group interior meeting. 大赛栏目组内部会。 Before the board, has been * individual. 会议桌前做了*个人。 Is the first humanity: „Didn't record hall have the issue?” 为首第一个人道:“录制厅都没问题了？” „Prepared.” A woman said. “都准备好了。”一个妇女道。 „Does competition group?” The first person asked again. “比赛分组呢？”第一个人再问。 Left third middle age humanity: „Early contacted with the people of notary public, tomorrow randomly grouping.” 左侧第三个中年人道:“早都联系好公证处的人了,明天随机分组。” Suddenly, a youth starts to speak but hesitates, said: „Director, currently has an issue, two this time the person in No. 43 document first raid misdeeds entertainer list came us to register, we have not processed temporarily, pressed the normal procedure to walk.” 忽然,一个青年欲言又止,道:“总监,现在就是有一个问题,有两个这次在43号文件第一批次的劣迹艺人名单上的人来咱们这边报名了,我们暂时没处理,就按正常程序走了。” Is the first humanity: „Um, this matter I heard, has not related, since this competition does not limit the personnel, that presses the normal procedure, but later you with, what kind of that no matter they said that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai Crosstalk program do not broadcast, do not upload, above the strict order has issued the document, program of these misdeeds entertainers, even if broadcasts in the network video is not good, limelight.” 为首第一人道:“嗯,这件事我听说了,没关系,这个比赛既然不限制人员,那就按正常程序,不过后期你们跟一下,不管他们说的怎么样,张烨和姚建才的相声节目一定不要播出,也不要上传,上面已经严令下达文件了,这些劣迹艺人的节目,就算是在网络视频上播放也不行,都注意点。” „Yes.” “明白。” „We know.” “我们知道。” Regarding the arrival of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, CCTV Channel 11 was very once speechless, knows that this they come the noisy matter, but discussed for a long time, they have not eliminated Zhang Ye their qualifying, because has not managed according, they can force out Zhang Ye their broadcasting, but cannot force out their personal rights, moreover this is not ordinary entertainment program, but is the national Crosstalk Sketch big game, is authority competition that the Crosstalk association of union and other unit Sect Master hold, if on by the Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai participation, that is not cannot, may such, their big games on losing. The fairness and openness, the reputation may not have, thinks that whom doesn't allow to participate does not allow whom to participate? Decided but not yet announced champion? Removes the dissident? This reputation passes on not too nice, to their program is also not a good influence, therefore after Segment Group and organizer's discussion, finally decided that makes Zhang Ye they let matters drift, is not worth the person who is two is impossible to be promoted tarnishing the program reputation. 对于张烨和姚建才的到来,央视11套一度十分无语,知道这俩人就是来闹事儿的,不过商量了好久,他们还是没有剥夺张烨俩人的参赛资格,因为没理没据,他们可以封杀张烨俩人的播出,但不能封杀他们的人身权利,况且这不是普通的娱乐节目,而是全国相声小品大赛,是联合的相声协会等56个部门主办的权威比赛,如果真死活就不让张烨姚建才参赛,那也不是不可以的,可那样的话,他们的大赛就失去了。公平性和开放性,名声可就没了,想不让谁参加就不让谁参加？内定冠军？排除异己？这名声传出去可不太好听,对他们的节目也是一个不好的影响,所以经过栏目组和主办方的讨论,最终决定让张烨俩人放任自流吧,不值得为两个不可能晋级的人损害节目声誉。 As for being promoted? 至于晋级？ That is cracks a joke! 那是开玩笑呢！ Broadcasts does not have, in the participating work does not have them, are they promoted with what? Moreover this they, if makes program to act in a play, they also believe that said Crosstalk? They will say any Crosstalk! Crosstalk this language art, several years of foundation of basic skills could not have crossed the threshold! 播出都没有,参赛作品里就没有他们,他们拿什么晋级啊？而且这俩人要是去做个节目演个戏,他们还信,说相声？他们会说什么相声啊！相声这门语言艺术,没有个十几年的功底根本入不了门！ ...... …… On the same day. 当天。 In the network also blew out this news. 网络上也爆出了这一消息。 News, has initiated surrounding and shock of countless person immediately! 消息一出,顿时引发了无数人的围观和震惊！ „? Zhang Ye and did Yao Jiancai say Crosstalk?” “啊？张烨和姚建才去说相声？” „crap! Did I misread?” “我了个去！我是不是看错了？” „Rumor? The hearsay is incredible, to be how possible!” “谣传吧？小道消息不可信,怎么可能啊！” „Should real, probably is the CCTV Channel 11 internal person passes on.” “应该是真的,好像是央视11套内部的人传出来的。” „Didn't force out?” “不是被封杀了吗？” „Yes, how can also participate?” “是啊,怎么还能参赛啊？” „I could not master, what's the matter?” “我也搞不懂了,怎么回事儿？” „Forcing out refers to the limit broadcasting channel, but does not restrict the personal freedom with the citizen rights, is just like tests the official, you possibly had the misdeeds before, even if will take a test the opposite party unit not to use you, but did not represent you not to have the qualifications the registration test, you same can take a test. Ha Ha, I can affirm that this idea is Teacher Zhang Ye wants to come out, he exploited this loopholes, prepares to disturb the Crosstalk Sketch big game, it is estimated that to add to add to the chaos, adds to stop up to the person, must count on that really Teacher Zhang Ye wants to be many with any position that where Zhang Ye will say Crosstalk.” “封杀是指限制播出渠道,而不是限制人身自由和公民权益,就好比考公务员,你以前可能有过劣迹,就算考试了对方单位也不会用你,但是不代表你没资格去报名考试啊,你一样可以考试。哈哈,我敢肯定这主意是张烨老师想出来的,他是钻了这个空子,准备去捣乱相声小品大赛啊,估计就是为了添添乱,给人添堵一下,真要指望张烨老师拿什么名次那就想多了,张烨哪儿会说相声呀。” „What significance did that have? Gives back broadcast?” “那去了有什么意义啊？难道还给播出？” „Definitely will not broadcast.” “肯定不会播。” „Teacher Zhang works, is always so unexpected! Hahaha!” “张老师做事,总是那么出人意料啊！哈哈哈！” „Goes to the disgusting disgusting person to be also good, Teacher Zhang Ye this is idles with the family|home is also idling, therefore comes out ‚to transfer revolutions’! Pū! A happy feeling heads on!” “去恶心恶心人也好,张烨老师这是跟家闲着也是闲着,所以出来‘转转’！噗！一种喜感扑面而来啊！” „I have also smiled, did Zhang Ye build the team to say Crosstalk with Yao Jiancai? This picture I am unable to imagine! Had an anticipation to feel bewilderedly!” “我也笑了,张烨跟姚建才搭班子说相声？这画面我无法想象啊！莫名其妙地有了一种期待感！” „To go to the scene to have a look, having a look at Teacher Zhang to say badly!” “真想去现场看看啊,看看张老师到底能说得多差！” „Estimated that Zhang Ye has not prepared including Crosstalk program, he goes to there is adds to the chaos, so long as other people arrived, the goal has been achieved, how to say it does not matter!” “估计张烨连相声节目都没有准备,他去那里就是添乱的,只要他人到了,目的就达到了,说得怎么样无所谓！” „Top Zhang Ye!” “顶张烨！” „Supports Old Yao!” “支持老姚！” „Ha Ha! These two fellow sufferers too can do - matter - son!” “哈哈！这俩难兄难弟太能搞-事-儿了！” „Comprehensively has forced out, do they also dare to attend the television competition?” “都全面封杀了,他们还敢参加电视比赛？” ...... …… Zhang Ye's Family. 张烨家。 In the afternoon comes back, the telephone keeps ringing. 下午一回来,电话就响个不停。 First is Sketch Actor Ci Xiufang hits, the first few words asked that „you did attend the Crosstalk big game? Can you be really good, what significance have?” 先是小品演员慈秀芳打来的,第一句话就问,“你参加相声大赛了？你可真行,有什么意义啊？” Zhang Ye takes cell phone to say with a smile: „Showed that has the feeling.” 张烨拿着手机笑道:“显示一下存在感啊。” Ci Xiufang said: „You do not know that really false doesn't know? You think that they make you register, can you participate? Can broadcast? Can be promoted? You thought simply, I can guarantee, after you attended the preliminary contest, including selecting the sound could not raise, wasted the free time.” 慈秀芳道:“你是真不知道还是假不知道啊？你以为他们让你报名,你就能参赛了？就能播出了？就能晋级了？你想得太简单了也,我敢保证,你参加完预赛以后,连点动静都掀不起来,白费工夫。” „I know.” “我知道。” „Knows that you also do go?” “知道你还去？” „Oh Aunt Ci, I naturally have my consideration.” “哎呀慈阿姨,我自然有我的考虑。” Has made the Teacher Ci telephone call, several friends hit. 挂了慈老师的电话,又有几个朋友打过来了。 Tian Bin: „Your what situation?” 田彬:“你什么情况？” Zhang Ye said: „He He, this situation.” 张烨道:“呵呵,就这个情况呗。” „Do you want to participate really?” Tian refined speechless [say / way]. “你真要去参赛啊？”田彬无语道。 Zhang Ye um, „was natural.” 张烨嗯了一声,“当然了。” Tian Bindao: „Good, I did not say anything.” 田彬道:“好吧,那我也不说什么了。” That side, nearby Yao Jiancai also in then telephones, is his friend hits, was all asking matter that they register. 那边,旁边的姚建才也在一个个接着电话,都是他朋友打来的,也全都在问他们报名参赛的事情。 Yao Jiancai has answered the telephone one by one. 姚建才挨个接了电话。 Zhang Ye proposed: „Many matters, we simply close down.” 张烨提议道:“还有不少事呢,咱俩干脆关机吧。” Yao Jiancai nods, falls hand mechanism, then looked that blinks to Zhang Ye, „Little Zhang, several telephones gave to hit to sober me a moment ago, before the registration, the brother I your was flickered, almost cannot find the way, now I ponder over a little do not suit, you said that is the preliminary contest did not broadcast to us, but the intermediary heat and finals are television live broadcast, CCTV Channel 11 definitely does not have the means not to let on us live broadcast, but is not right, the work others your mother of our preliminary contest cannot see, has prohibited broadcasting, intermediary heat finals that we enter?” 姚建才点点头,把手机关掉,然后看向张烨眨眨眼睛,“小张啊,刚才几个电话把我给打清醒了,报名参赛之前,老哥我被你那一忽悠,差点找不着北,现在我一琢磨有点不对劲啊,你说就算是预赛不给咱们播出,但是复赛和决赛是电视直播,央视11套肯定没办法不让咱们上直播,但不对啊,咱俩连预赛的作品别人都你妈看不见,都禁播了,咱俩进个屁的复赛决赛啊？” Zhang Ye talked ambiguously: „When the time comes again said.” 张烨含糊其辞道:“到时候再说呗。” Yao Jiancai has fainted, „said again?” 姚建才晕了一下,“再说？” Zhang Ye said: „We do not have in any case other may do, well reaches an agreement Crosstalk, other meeting one's fate with resignation, good Old Yao, we first right word.” 张烨道:“反正咱俩也没别的可干了,就好好把相声说好,其他的听天由命呗,行了老姚,咱俩先对对词儿。” Yao Jiancai said: „I discovered that I was joined a gang of evildoers unable to get down, ok, my this has also been ready for any sacrifice, accompanied! Come!” 姚建才道:“我发现我是上了贼船下不来了啊,行吧,我这回也豁出去了,奉陪到底！来！” Actually all people said that Zhang Ye understands, but some words he does not have the means to explain to everybody that he knows certainly he and Old Yao work are unable to broadcast, this competition is also beset with difficulties is impossible to have the outlet, but Zhang Ye has his one's own means that but actually cannot tell others, he must do now, entrains Old Yao to attend the preliminary contest together, spoke of well the Crosstalk work of preliminary contest! 其实所有人说的,张烨都明白,只不过有些话他没办法跟大家解释,他当然知道他和老姚的作品无法播出,这次比赛也是困难重重不可能有出路,但是张烨有他自己的办法,不过却不能告诉别人,他现在要做的,就是拽着老姚一起参加预赛,把预赛的相声作品说到最好！ Other meeting one's fate with resignation! 其余的听天由命！ Can this matter become, truly also needs some luck! 这事儿到底能不能成,确实还需要一些运气！