In room. 屋里。 An old small big eye is staring the aperture. 一老一小大眼瞪着小眼。 Yao Jiancai said in consternation: „Report what?” 姚建才愕然道:“报什么名？” Zhang Ye said full of energy: „Crosstalk big game!” 张烨精神抖擞道:“相声大赛啊！” „Haven't you awaked? You then rest, I also again rest the little while.” Yao Jiancai stands up from failure must rest, „we forced out, but how also to register!” “你还没睡醒呢吧？你接着睡吧,我也再睡会儿。”姚建才翻身又要睡,“咱俩都被封杀了,还怎么报名啊！” Zhang Ye actually sits by him, asked back: „I asked that you Old Yao, this competition program, the competition of this technicality, does have the person who the stipulation does not permit the police records to participate? Even if violates the law and commit crime, after the prison term had ended, doesn't allow to participate in competition and art class competition?” 张烨却坐在他旁边,反问道:“我问你啊老姚,这种选秀节目,这种专业性质的比赛,有规定不允许有犯罪记录的人参加吗？就算是作奸犯科的,服刑期结束后,也不允许参加选秀活动和艺术类比赛吗？” Yao Jiancai stares, „that surely does not have, has served a prison sentence, after coming out, was the ordinary citizen, was impossible to deprive a citizen most basic right.” 姚建才一愣,“那肯定没有啊,服过刑,出来以后就是普通公民了,不可能剥夺一个公民最基本的权利。” Zhang Ye said: „A person of violating the law and commit crime can register, we why not?” 张烨道:“一个作奸犯科的人都可以报名参赛,咱俩为什么不可以？” Yao Jiancai also really asking stayed by Zhang Ye these words, „.” 姚建才还真被张烨这句话给问呆了一下,“呃。” Zhang Ye more thinks of here, the brains are getting more and more clear, the person was also beaming and buoyant, he promptly opened the computer to move No. 43 document original text, „Old Yao you looked.” 张烨越想到这里,头脑就越来越清晰,人也神采奕奕极了,他立即打开电脑将43号文件原文调出来,“老姚你看。” Yao Jiancai collects immediately. 姚建才立即凑过去。 Zhang Ye every single word or phrase points above was saying: „You look at written comment on document, is lets all levels of TV station network or the news media forbids to broadcast movie that the misdeeds entertainer participates in or other, this is within the job duty that they can have jurisdiction over, but other they have no right the interference, you look here, sureproof these words, in the document write does not allow TV station to broadcast drama series that the misdeeds entertainer participates performance, for example has drama series that you play unable to broadcast, but did not represent you unable to make a movie, patted does not make a movie is your individual freedom and right, No. 43 document tube to you, after was just not you made a movie , the means has not screened, the producer and drama crew will be also affirmative will not look. You have made a movie again, the forcing out effect of therefore creating, yes?” 张烨一字一句地指着上面道:“你看文件上的批示,是让各级电视台网络或新闻单位禁止播出劣迹艺人参与的影片或其他,这是他们能管辖的职权范围,而其他的他们无权干涉,你看这里,这句话,文件上白纸黑字写的是不允许电视台播出劣迹艺人参演的电视剧,比如有你出演的电视剧就无法播出,但是不代表你不能拍戏了,拍不拍戏是你的个人自由和权利,43号文件管不到你,只不过是你拍戏后也没办法上映,制片人和剧组也肯定不会找。你再拍戏了,所以才造成的封杀效果,是吧？” Yao Jiancai nods, „right.” 姚建才点点头,“没错。” Zhang Ye pats the leg, „that was right, we attended the competition, was an issue does not have!” 张烨一拍腿,“那就对了啊,咱们参加选秀比赛,是一点问题都没有的！” „But the CCTV website will not broadcast to us!” Yao Jiancai asked. “但央视网站不会给咱们播出啊！”姚建才问道。 Zhang Ye shows a smiling face of anxiousing to stir up trouble, said: „Preliminary contest is the network broadcast, good, even if they because of the request of No. 43 document, our participating works banning, but elimination series?” He noticed that the Yao Jiancai look changes, Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Elimination series, but live broadcast! Entire journey nation television live broadcast! If we killed to eliminate after the game, even killed the finals, even has won the champion, my his mother has not believed really! CCTV and conducting of Crosstalk Sketch big game can, for does not make on us television on we not receive an award, but this big game stopping! Must stop, also calculates their fucking awesome!” 张烨露出一个唯恐天下不乱的笑容,道:“预赛是网络播出,好,就算他们因为43号文件的要求,把咱俩的参赛作品给禁了,可淘汰赛呢？”他看到姚建才眼神一变,张烨笑道:“淘汰赛可是直播啊！全程全国电视直播！咱俩要是杀进了淘汰赛后,甚至杀进了决赛,甚至拿到了冠军,我他妈还真不信了！央视和相声小品大赛的举办方能为了不让咱俩上电视不上咱俩领奖而把这次大赛给停了！真要停了,也算他们牛-逼！” Yao Jiancai Inhale. 姚建才一吸气。 Zhang Ye looks to him, „your previous time had told me, before you make a movie, is the specialized Crosstalk actor, the supporting speaker.” 张烨看向他,“你上次跟我说过一回,你拍戏之前就是专业相声演员,捧哏的。” Yao Jiancai said: „Said that is specialized, actually with the Teacher study several years later, Kungfu will not be quite proficient, in the profession at most will be third-class.” 姚建才道:“说是专业的,其实就是跟老师学过几年,功夫还不太到家,在行业里顶多就是个三流。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „That also sufficed!” 张烨笑道:“那也够了啊！” Yao Jiancai takes a look at him, „you? Your boy?” 姚建才瞅瞅他,“你呢？你小子行吗？” Zhang Ye said: „I said Talkshow, although Talkshow with Crosstalk is two matters, but the compatibility were too many, so long as changed the burden design and shakes the burden the method to be OK.” 张烨道:“我可是说脱口秀的,虽然脱口秀跟相声是两码事儿,但共通性却太多了,只要变一下包袱设计和抖包袱的方法就可以了。” Yao Jiancai does not determine saying: „Are you really good?” 姚建才不确定道:“你真行？” „I, but the specialized broadcast is graduation.” Zhang Ye from channel: „I said the ghost story, said the fairy tale, said the history, said can't Talkshow, why say Crosstalk? It is not the supporting speaker! This gives me! The Crosstalk piece also gave me! What kind of?” “我可是专业播音系毕业的。”张烨自信道:“我说的了鬼故事,说的了童话,说的了历史,说的了脱口秀,为什么说不了相声？不就是捧哏么！这一块交给我！相声段子也交给我了！怎么样？” Did Yao Jiancai wink stares at Zhang Ye to look at for quite a while, Zhang Ye glib lips Old Yao has experienced, that may this once say that the mouth of Crosstalk was fiercer, although has not listened to him to say Crosstalk, but should be able to anticipate that as for the Crosstalk piece, heard in «Zhang Ye's Talkshow» all pieces from beginning to end with language, at all was not the teamwork, all was a Zhang Ye this Host person incites to come out, the Zhang Ye literary talent and wisdom Old Yao have also been convinced, therefore piece this as if was also worth anticipating. 姚建才一眨不眨地盯着张烨看了半天,张烨的嘴皮子老姚是见识过的,那可比他这个曾经说相声的嘴还要厉害,虽然没听他说过相声,可应该还是能让人期待的,至于相声段子,听说《张烨脱口秀》里从头到尾的所有段子跟语言,根本不是什么团队合作出来的,全是张烨这个主持人一个人鼓捣出来的,张烨的文采和智慧老姚也是一直都非常服气的,于是段子这一块似乎也值得期待。 Zhang Ye said: „Thinks that many were also useless, we reported in advance to say again, till 11 points the Crosstalk contest area registered to finish, if in any case resulted in not well to be eliminated, we did not have a loss, on the contrary, so long as we registered, uncomfortable was they!” 张烨道:“想那么多也没用了,咱俩先报了名再说吧,截止到11点为止相声赛区就报名结束了,反正如果说得不好被淘汰了,咱俩也没有一点损失啊,相反,只要咱俩报了名,难受的就是他们了！” Yao Jiancai pounds on the table suddenly, „that also his mother and others anything!” 姚建才忽然一拍桌子,“那还他妈等什么啊！” „Is walking the brother!” “走着老哥！” „Is walking the brother!” “走着老弟！” Yao Jiancai wears the clothes, Zhang Ye washes the face. 姚建才穿衣服,张烨去洗脸。 They tossed about the actor, went downstairs directly soars the CCTV registration place! 俩人折腾好了行头,下了楼就直奔央视的报名地点了！ ...... …… Around 9 : 00. 九点多。 Some small square, here this year the third registration point of national Crosstalk Sketch big game. 某小广场,这里正是今年全国相声小品大赛的第三报名点。 In the square is hitting a greenhouse, the surroundings are hanging the banners and several judges of big game with the Celebrity picture, the interlude ground nobody, is not some staff is being busy at work there, because arrived at the registration of Crosstalk contest area to cut off time immediately, the competition of Sketch contest area will want some days to convene, closing date also early, but Crosstalk contest area registration also early registered, therefore the empty registration point also on was 35 people in lining up to fill out a form. 广场上打着一个大棚,周围都挂着大赛的横幅和十几个评委跟明星的照片,不过场地上已经没有什么人了,都是一些工作人员在那里忙活着,因为马上就到相声赛区的报名截止时间了,小品赛区的比赛要过些日子才会召开,截止日期还早,而相声赛区该报名的也早都报名好了,于是空荡荡的报名点也就是那么35个人在排队填表。 „This year this competition may live it up.” “今年这比赛可热闹。” „Yes, heard that also has mysterious Celebrity to lead a cheer.” “是啊,听说还有神秘明星要助阵。” „Continues, the Crosstalk actor who some already became famous it is said this also participated, oh, this is not does not keep the means of livelihood to us, I did not count on that can enter the elimination series.” “不止啊,有一些早就成名的相声演员据说这回也来参赛了,唉,这不是不给我们留活路么,我也不指望能进淘汰赛了。” „First registers, the vision of this grand meeting nation is paying attention, we can come up to beam with joy were good, do not expect that is too high.” “先报名吧,这届盛会全国的目光都在关注呢,咱们能上去露个脸就不错了,别期望太高啦。” The people of several registrations you said my language. 几个报名的人你言我语。 After some passers-by who the surroundings passed by see registration point plate , the much discussion, this time Crosstalk Sketch big game, truly gathered the innumerable vision of nationwide scale, many drama series and variety play does not like every year generally very much in this time section last running schedule, because will bump into the national Crosstalk Sketch big game to share Viewership Ratings, can see the irritable degree of this annual big game from here! 周围路过的一些路人看到报名点的牌子后,也都纷纷议论,这次的相声小品大赛,确实是聚集了全国范围的无数目光,很多电视剧和综艺剧每年一般也不是很喜欢在这个时间段上档期,因为会碰上全国相声小品大赛分摊收视率,从这里也看得出这一年一度的大赛的火爆程度！ Roadside. 路边。 A BMW stopped. 一辆宝马停下了。 78 staff processed the final several forms, had a look at the table, was prepares to quit work. 78个工作人员处理好了最后几份表格,看看表,都是准备收摊了。 „And other!” Zhang Ye wears the sunglasses to come up. “等一下！”张烨戴着墨镜上去了。 That female staff gain ground, „do you register?” 那女工作人员一抬头,“你报名？” Zhang Ye said: „Right, gives me a form.” 张烨道:“对,给我个表格。” Yao Jiancai also follows in behind, „I also come one!” 姚建才也在后面紧随其后,“我也来一张！” The female staff, has given their two forms, „are you one group of registrations?, We immediately have cut off quickly, grasps time.” 女工作人员哦了一声,递给他们两份表格,“你们是一组报名吧？快一点啊,我们马上截止了,抓紧时间。” Zhang Ye starts to fill in the bill, he writes quickly, one minute has filled, „was good.” 张烨开始填单子,他写字快,一分钟就填好了,“好了。” The female staff bring to look. 女工作人员拿来一看。 Name Zhang Ye? 姓名张烨？ Unit of work...... Doesn't have? 工作单位……无？ Before has been engaged in work...... Radio announcers? Host? Music person? People's teacher? 以前从事过的工作……播音员？主持人？音乐人？人民教师？ After female staff then , after knowing, thinks that called a throat, „!” 女工作人员这才后知后觉地叫了一嗓子,“啊！” Nearby colleague heard, walks, „how Little Wang?” 旁边的同事听到了,也都走过来,“怎么了小王？” „You look!” The female staff have given them the form. “你们看！”女工作人员把表格给了他们。 Several people wonder to receive take a look, one by one expression is rich, several vision dumbfoundedly fell on that youth face, „you...... Are you Teacher Zhang Ye?” 几个人纳闷地接过来一瞅,也都一个比一个表情丰富,好几道目光都目瞪口呆地落到了那青年脸上,“你……你是张烨老师？” Yao Jiancai also put at this time the form. 姚建才这时也把表格放过去。 After the staff look, was ignorant, „were you Teacher Yao?” 工作人员看后又是懵了,“你是姚老师？” Shit! 我靠！ Shit! 我靠！ Shit! 我靠！ Several staff in scolded three at heart continually! 几个工作人员在心里连骂了三声！ This just did not get up the misdeeds entertainer to force out the list two Celebrity! Above has explicitly banned to broadcast their program! Did these two gods of plague run here to come?? 这不是刚上了劣迹艺人封杀名单的两个明星么！上面已经明令禁止播放他们的节目了啊！这俩瘟神怎么跑我们这儿来了？？ Zhang Ye urged: „A bit faster gives us the preliminary contest card.” 张烨催促道:“快点给我们预赛证啊。” leader wipes away sweat saying: „This, wait a bit, wait a bit.” He cannot take responsibility, quickly found nobody's place to call the leader, asks for instructions the higher authority. 一负责人擦汗道:“这个,稍等,稍等。”他做不了主,赶快找了个没人的地方给领导打电话,请示上级。 After CCTV is responsible for the leader of this matter receiving the call, is scared, „what? Zhang Ye and can Yao Jiancai attend the Crosstalk big game? You determined that you haven't made a mistake? This their one is Host one is an actor, attended any nation Crosstalk big game! This is not Lu Chun not to the horse mouth!” 央视负责这件事的一个领导接到电话后,也是傻眼了,“什么？张烨和姚建才要参加相声大赛？你确定你没搞错？这俩人一个是主持人一个是演员,参加什么全国相声大赛啊！这不是路唇不对马嘴么！” That humanity: „But they have filled in application form, otherwise doesn't meet their registrations?” 那人道:“可他们已经填好报名表了啊,要不然不接他们的报名？” That leadership said: „What reason with doesn't accept registration?” 那领导道:“用什么理由不接受报名？” That person of perspiration said: „Does not know.” 那人汗道:“不知道啊。” That leadership said: „You and other, I must ask for instructions with above!” 那领导道:“你等一下,我也得跟上面请示一下！” At this moment, the CCTV interior was responsible for Segment Group of Crosstalk Sketch big game spreading this astonishing news, then all person feelings, Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai which your mother was attended the competition, this clearly was gives them CCTV Channel 11 to add to the chaos! 这一刻,央视内部负责相声小品大赛的栏目组都传开了这一惊人的消息,然后所有人都有一种感觉,张烨姚建才哪儿你妈是来参加比赛的啊,这分明是来给他们央视11套添乱的啊！ Meets? 接？ But how their program broadcast! 可他们的节目怎么播啊！ Doesn't meet? 不接？ Can hold true by does not meet? Others have not violated the law are not a fleeing criminal! Others' registration accepted, holds true by does not accept their? 可有什么理由不接啊？人家又没犯法又不是逃犯！别人的报名都受理了,有什么理由不受理他们俩的？ Headache! 头疼啊！ Egg - pain! 蛋-疼啊！ ...... …… Registration point scene. 报名点现场。 Zhang Ye is angry: „I said that you do do?” 张烨恼道:“我说你们干嘛啊？” Yao Jiancai stares saying: „Does difference treat? Registers to us!” 姚建才瞪眼道:“区别对待是不是？给我们登记啊！” „Registers the grinding chirp, what working method are you and work?” Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai your my. “报个名都磨磨唧唧的,你们是什么工作方式和工作态度啊？”张烨和姚建才你一句我一句。 That several staff are about to cry. 那几个工作人员都快哭了。 When are not many, an above telephone came. 不多时,上面的一个电话来了。 That leader relaxed, „embarrassed made two Teacher wait for a long time, the computer crashed a moment ago, immediately issued the preliminary contest card to you.” 那负责人松了口气,“不好意思啊让两位老师久等了,刚才电脑出了点故障,马上就给您俩发预赛证。” The procedure handled. 手续办好了。 Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai then satisfied driving walked. 张烨和姚建才这才满意的开车走了。 On the vehicle, Yao Jiancai said: „Tomorrow was the preliminary contest, gives our preparation time not to be many.” 车上,姚建才道:“明天就是预赛了,给咱们的准备时间可不多了。” Zhang Ye actually groans song is very being relaxed, „has not related, this time has sufficed, we go back to a pair of word, wears, coordinates.” 张烨却哼哼着小曲儿很是轻松,“没关系,这点时间够了,咱俩回去对一对词,磨合一下,配合一下。” „Good, Ha Ha, us was also not too big nor too small Celebrity, has not thought that one day can also attend the competition, let alone, my this little was at heart excited!” Yao Jiancai is eager to try. “好,哈哈,咱俩算起来也是个不大不小的明星了,没想到有一天还会来参加选秀比赛啊,别说,我这心里还有点兴奋了！”姚建才跃跃欲试。 Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Has suppressed for many days, this, was this we counter-attacks!” 张烨笑道:“憋了好多天了,这回,是该咱俩反击了！”