Midnight. 半夜。 Yao Jiancai stares saying: „Brother, fucking awesome!” 姚建才瞪眼道:“老弟,牛-逼啊！” Zhang Ye smiles, „he he, is generally ordinary.” 张烨笑,“呵呵,一般一般吧。” „How do you achieve?” Yao Jiancai looks at cell phone saying: „Was the rank makes a mistake in writing, how our 28 people all fell, didn't you fall instead rise?” “你到底怎么做到的？”姚建才看着手机道:“是不是排名写错了啊,怎么我们28个人全都掉了,就你不降反升？” Zhang Ye explained: „Has the Crosstalk actor who called Tang Dazhang did not find fault with me, annoyed to be tired of me, I have sent several poems, a day, popularity does not know how to come up little.” 张烨解释道:“有个叫唐大章的相声演员非跟我找茬儿,把我惹烦了,我就发了几首诗,一天一首,人气也不知道怎么就上去了一点点。” Yao Jiancai is startled, said: „Tang Dazhang? I said before Crosstalk time also knew that he, has met several, how did you compete with him?” 姚建才一怔,道:“唐大章？我以前说相声的时候还认识他呢啊,见过几次面,你怎么跟他较上劲了？” Zhang Ye said innocently: „You should ask him to go, I have not incurred him not to annoy him.” 张烨无辜道:“你应该问他去,我可没招他没惹他。” „Then have you sent several poems?” Yao Jiancai asked. “然后你就是发了几首诗？”姚建才问。 „Yes.” Zhang Ye said. “是啊。”张烨道。 Yao Jiancai said: „Was too weird you! I have a look!” 姚建才道:“太邪门了啊你！我看看去！” Zhang Ye said: „He He, look.” 张烨道:“呵呵,看吧。” Yao Jiancai cannot believe that immediately went to Weibo to confirm, after watched the matter, he thoroughly has been convinced, raised up a thumb to give Zhang Ye, laughed saying: „Ok you, my brother has the skill, come, must do one!” 姚建才还是不敢相信,立即去微薄确认去了,等到将事情经过都看了一圈后,他才是彻底服气了,竖起一个大拇指给张烨,大笑道:“行啊你,还是我老弟有本事,来,必须干一个！” „Walking.” Zhang Ye clinks glasses with him with the beer machine. “走着。”张烨拿啤机跟他碰杯。 Yao Jiancai admires saying: „This move was also you can use, other mixed the Entertainment Circle person to be possible not to have the literary talent of this going against heaven's will.” 姚建才佩服道:“这种招数也就是你能用了,其他混娱乐圈的人可没有你这个逆天的文采。” Zhang Ye waves the hand saying: „My this also at most is the expedient measure, long-time, I will be impossible to write a poem to send from now on every day, even if I can write, the common people did not like looking, this gadget was the beneficial conditions of timeliness , favorable geographical conditions , and unity and coordination of the people matter, rushed to this crucial point, my three poetic talents added some popularity to me, when this matter passed, even if I every day wrote ten poems not to have the significance, the netizens also definitely early looked tired, what method and method could not support use daily, therefore, to the next two days, my this popularity this fell. Results, but late dies compared with you for several days.” 张烨摇手道:“我这也顶多就是权宜之计,长久不了,我不可能从现在开始每天都写一首诗发上去啊,就算我能写,老百姓们也都不爱看了,这玩意儿就是天时地利人和的事儿,赶到了这个节骨眼上,我那三首诗才给我加了一些人气,等这件事过去了,我每天即使写十首诗也没意义了,网友们也肯定早看累了,什么手段和方法也架不住天天用,所以啊,到了明后天,我这人气该掉还是。得掉,只不过比你们晚死几天罢了。” Others see the Zhang Ye counter potential, but on is very the scenery, cursed at people and face-smacking also disregards gag order to continue popularity to grow, but only then Zhang Ye one's own understands that this was for a while, two days were Heavenly Queen/days later, situation definitely are even same as before, he could not escape this situation. 别人看到张烨逆势而上很是风光,又骂人又打脸还无视了封杀令继续人气增长,可只有张烨自己明白,这都是一时的,两天甚至是一天后,情况肯定还是跟以前一样,他逃不开这个大势。 Yao Jiancai sucked in air through the teeth several instant noodles, „, this forces out, our roads all dying of suffocation.” 姚建才吸溜了几口方便面,“是啊,这一封杀,是把咱们的路全给堵死了。” „Therefore we must try to find the solution.” Zhang Ye remaining surface did not have thoughts to eat, rumble drank the beer, immediately said: „Cannot such wait for death.” “所以咱俩得想想办法。”张烨剩下一口面没心思吃了,咕噜咕噜地喝啤酒,随即道:“不能就这么等死。” Yao Jiancai shakes the head, „movie, drama series and variety program novel could not even write, what means but can also have? Even if our one's own investment pats a thing, on the television does not let broadcast, the network video does not give the examination!” 姚建才摇头,“电影、电视剧、综艺节目甚至小说都写不了了,还能有什么办法？就算咱俩自己投资拍个东西,电视上也不让播啊,网络视频也不给审批啊！” Zhang Ye was also silent. 张烨也沉默了。 „Drinks.” “喝酒吧。” „Come.” “来。” „Today the two brothers are not drunk continuous!” “今儿咱哥俩不醉不休！” „Good, the brother I accompanies!” “好,老弟我奉陪到底！” One hear. 一听。 Five hears. 五听。 Ten hears. 十听。 Beer cans have gotten down belly! 啤酒一罐罐下了肚子！ Drank, naturally has had a big mouth, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai scolded immediately, a while scolded TV station, a while scolds the God, accumulated several days of resentment to erupt in this moment. 喝多了,自然是口无遮拦了,张烨和姚建才顿时开骂,一会儿骂电视台,一会儿骂老天爷,积累了好几天的怨气都在这一刻爆发了。 ...... …… Next day. 次日。 8 : 00 am. 早晨八点。 In the room a confusion, on table put is eating the instant noodles the bowl, the chopsticks falls on the ground, everywhere was the can of beer, Zhang Ye lies crooked on the bed whistling rests greatly, Yao Jiancai depended on the small sofa compares a high ground to have the snoring, they drank yesterday high. 屋里一片乱腾,桌上放着吃方便面的碗,筷子掉在了地上,满地都是啤酒的易拉罐,张烨斜躺在床上呼呼大睡,姚建才则靠在小沙发上一声儿比一声儿高地打着呼噜,俩人昨天都喝高了。 The television has not closed. 电视也没关。 Above broadcasts the publicity introduction piece of Crosstalk Sketch big game this year is a focus of public attention. 上面播放着今年万众瞩目的相声小品大赛的宣传介绍片。 Zhang Ye had been awakened by noise by the television sound, pedalled under the quilt to open eyes, rubs is being sore the neck to have a yawn frequently, „Old Yao, but also rested?” 张烨被电视声吵醒了,蹬了下被子睁开眼,揉着酸痛地脖子常常打了个哈欠,“老姚,还睡呢？” Yao Jiancai closes one's eyes ahem. 姚建才闭着眼哼唧一声。 Zhang Ye sits from the bed, has swept a television. 张烨从床上坐起来,扫了眼电视。 „This year's big game was the same with the old times, is divided into two contest areas, the Crosstalk contest area and Sketch contest area, before closure registration time of Crosstalk contest area was 11 : 00 pm, after stopping accepting the registration, tomorrow starting from, the trials of Crosstalk contest area will begin officially, was divided into the preliminary contest and elimination series and plays in the finals three stages, the preliminary contest entrant scene deducted the Crosstalk work, broadcast through the network live broadcast way that came out the winner to be in the elimination series stage by judges and way of outside voting, elimination series CCTV Channel 11 entire journey television live broadcast, the players 22 showdowns......” “今年的大赛跟往年一样,分为两个赛区,相声赛区和小品赛区,相声赛区的截止报名时间是今天中午11点之前,停止接受报名后,明天开始,相声赛区的选拔赛正式拉开序幕,分为预赛、淘汰赛和决赛三个阶段,预赛报名者现场演绎相声作品,通过网络直播的方式播出,由评委和场外投票的方式决出优胜者进入淘汰赛阶段,淘汰赛央视11套全程电视直播,选手们22对决……” Um? 嗯？ Zhang Ye watches the television, suddenly a blink, is busy at saying to the sofa on loudly: „Old Yao!” 张烨看着电视,忽然一眨眼,忙对沙发上大声道:“老姚！” Fragrance that Yao Jiancai also rests. 姚建才还睡的香呢。 „Old Yao, do not rest do not rest!” Zhang Ye shouted him. “老姚,别睡了别睡了！”张烨喊他。 Yao Jiancai turns head depressed, „does?” 姚建才郁闷地一回头,“干嘛啊？” Zhang Ye got out of bed, „hurries, you watch the television!” 张烨下了床,“赶紧起来,你看电视！” „Television?” Yao Jiancai pounds the mouth to rub forehead to sit, looked at one toward the television on casually, „, I also think that anything, is not this year's Crosstalk Sketch big game, this has anything makes much ado about nothing, publicity long time, every year did not have!” “电视？”姚建才砸着嘴揉着脑门坐起来,随便往电视上看了一眼,“嗨,我还以为什么呢啊,不就是今年的相声小品大赛么,这有什么大惊小怪的啊,都宣传多长时间了,每年不是都有么！” Zhang Ye is busy at asking that „this program Viewership Ratings is what kind of?” 张烨忙问,“这节目收视率怎么样？” Yao Jiancai said: „Did you ask in the network on television?” 姚建才道:“你问网络上还是电视上？” „You said.” Zhang Ye as if becomes very inspired. “你都说说。”张烨似乎变得很振奋。 Yao Jiancai shoots a look at him, the gum in the eyes of rubbing the eyes corner/horn, said: „Shouldn't, this big game you not know? Don't you usually watch the television? The annual Crosstalk Sketch big game, was the CCTV advertisement column, was 11 sets of channel of new construction broadcast that just like 1 set of 2 sets, 11 sets was also satellite TV channel of nationwide scale, the signal basically can cover most Republic, as for Viewership Ratings, except for three years ago that was the nation same time second, big year before last, last year, basically was the nation first, network click also over a hundred million!” 姚建才瞥瞥他,揉了揉眼角的眼屎,道:“不应该啊,这大赛你都不知道？你平时不看电视啊？每年一度的相声小品大赛,是央视的招牌栏目了,是新建设的11套频道播出的,跟1套2套一样,11套也是全国范围的卫视频道,信号基本上能覆盖大半个共和国,至于收视率,除了大前年的那一届是全国同期第二,大大前年,去年,基本上都是全国第一,网络点击也都上亿！” Zhang Ye is Inhale, „so fierce?” 张烨吸气,“这么猛？” Yao Jiancai strange [say / way]: „Your this does not know that what Entertainment Circle you also mix, but also television Host you? This big game is the CCTV advertisement column, can not be fierce.” 姚建才奇怪道:“你这都不知道你还混什么娱乐圈啊,还电视主持人呢你？这大赛是央视的招牌栏目,能不猛么。” Zhang Ye asked hastily: „Will Viewership Ratings so be high? General Crosstalk can Sketch, attract these many audiences? Some that many good program?” 张烨连忙问道:“收视率怎么会这么高？一般的相声小品,能吸引这么多观众吗？有那么多好节目吗？” He is actually strange to this world, even if had afterward crammed ferociously this new world knowledge, but many places are impossible to understand too deeply, before being very early, Zhang Ye has listened to this Earth Crosstalk Sketch big game, knows that here big game is different from his Earth similar big game, but has not looked with own eyes, what Zhang Ye had not had too big concept to these, then one listens to this program unexpectedly is this time Viewership Ratings nation first, was startled to live. 他对这个世界其实是陌生的,就算后来恶补了这新世界的知识,可很多地方还是不可能了解得太深,很早之前张烨就听过这个地球的相声小品大赛了,也知道这里的大赛跟他那个地球类似的大赛不一样,但没有亲眼看过,张烨一直也没对这些没有什么太大的概念,这下一听这节目竟然是该时期收视率的全国第一,不禁也怔住了。 Yao Jiancai said: „Naturally had good program, every year can emerge many good works, even some works were also better than on Spring Festival these Crosstalk Sketch reputation, had the quality of being worth looking at very much, reason that Viewership Ratings was so high , some other factors, for example this big game did not limit the personnel, no matter you conduct the Crosstalk work specialized, did grocery shopping the farm, so long as you registered can on, naturally emerged some extraordinary and does strangely, or said the special difference, even also had to stutter the registration to say Crosstalk, was strange, many audiences on liking looking at this, remembered last year the network of preliminary contest. live broadcast, several people were hot, this program can make the star very much, um, naturally, has done the strange these people definitely is long-time, wants to become famous in this stage, was some really has the fellow of truly learned and genuinely talented.” 姚建才道:“当然有好节目了,每年都能涌现出不少好作品,甚至有些作品比上春晚的那些相声小品口碑还要好,很有看头,而且之所以收视率这么高,也有一些其他因素,比如这种大赛不限制人员,不管你是专业搞相声工作的,还是买菜种地的,只要你报名都能上,自然就涌现出了一些奇葩和搞怪的,或者一些说得特别差的,甚至还有结巴报名说相声的,还奇怪了,好多观众就爱看这个,记得去年预赛的网络。直播,有好几个人都火了,这节目很能造星的,嗯,当然了,搞怪的那些人肯定是长久不了的,真想在这个舞台上成名的,都是些确实有真才实学的家伙。” Zhang Ye did not confirm: „Preliminary contest also entire journey live broadcast?” 张烨不确认道:“预赛也全程直播？” „Yes.” Yao Jiancai understands to these very much, should be every year looked that said: „Preliminary contest is network live broadcast, is divided into several groups probably, a group b group c groups and so on, feel similarly with football competition that then each group has the paging on the CCTV video site, above is the name and participating work of player, the audience can select to open casually looked that naturally is not considered as real live broadcast, but after is records, immediately uploads the resources, because the registration has not limited, therefore has the person who disturbs unavoidably, every year has also occurred, therefore if really disturbs or is difference that too said that basically on will not upload their works. Um, this kind of situation has, but are not many, was right, if the player said is quite good, the work is quite splendid, judges of this group will also regard situation to decide on the publicity recommendation to the player and work, were too many because of the participating person, if no recommendation of CCTV, wants to come out quite to be also difficult, therefore truly rushes to the person who is promoted, the preliminary contest they very much will also attach great importance.” “是啊。”姚建才对这些很懂,应该是每年都看的,道:“预赛是网络直播,大概分好几个小组吧,a组b组c组之类的,跟足球比赛那个感觉差不多,然后每个组都在央视视频网站上有分页,上面都是选手的名字和参赛作品,观众可以随便点开看,当然也不算是真的直播,只不过是录好后立即上传资源而已,因为报名没有限制,所以难免有上去捣乱的人,每年也都发生过,所以真要是去捣乱的或者是说的太差的,基本上就不会上传他们的作品。了,嗯,这类情况是有,但也不多,对了,还有,如果选手说的比较好,作品比较出色的话,该组的评委还会视情况而定给选手和作品上宣传推荐,因为参赛的人太多了,如果没有央视的推介,想出来也比较困难,所以很多真正奔着晋级去的人,预赛他们也会很重视。” „How many people participate?” Zhang Ye asked. “多少人参赛？”张烨问道。 Yao Jiancai said: „The Sketch contest area I do not know, the words of Crosstalk contest area, last year probably 4,000-5,000 people.” 姚建才道:“小品赛区我不知道,相声赛区的话,去年好像四五千人吧。” Zhang Ye had a scare, „depends, 4,000-5,000 people? Has these many? CCTV one's own blows?” 张烨吓了一跳,“靠,四五千人？有这么多吗？央视自己吹出来的吧？” Yao Jiancai said: „This also is really not blows, really has these many, everybody knows that this program fire, person of registration were naturally many . Moreover the registration has not limited, all the people participate, hugs is playing has, new person who or just entered the Crosstalk Sketch circle that the mentality comes, either is the disciples of these Crosstalk Master Sketch artists, can try the one's own strength, although this big game is program of entertainment nature, but the specialization is also high, you looked that in this year Spring Festival that combines to the youth, is four years ago walks the second place of Crosstalk big game exits from this stage., Therefore, this big game was also a national Crosstalk Sketch most greatly most specialized competition platform, good that must say, wanted the position to be high, in judges also had the person of relevant company, will sign with them directly, the Crosstalk society that for example Tang Dazhang opens now, he has worked as judges this year, definitely selected the seedling to snatch the person from inside.” 姚建才道:“这还真不是吹的,确实有这么多,大家都知道这节目火,报名的人自然多了,而且报名没限制,全民参与吧,抱着玩玩心态来的也有,或者很多刚进入相声小品圈子的新人,或者是那些相声大师小品艺术家的弟子们,也都会来试一试自己的实力,这个大赛虽然是娱乐性质的节目,但是专业性也非常高,你看今年上春晚的那对儿青年组合,就是四年前从这个舞台上走出去的相声大赛的亚军。,所以啊,这个大赛也是全国相声小品最大最专业的一个选秀平台了,真要说的好,真要名次高,评委里还有相关公司的人,会直接跟他们签约,比如唐大章现在开的相声社,今年他当了评委,肯定得从里面挑好苗子抢人。” Said for quite a while, explained long time. 说了半天,解释了半晌。 Zhang Ye finally comprehensively has understood this big game. 张烨才终于全面了解了这个大赛。 End, the Yao Jiancai eyelid challenge, „your one's own surfer looked up, I also sleep, gathers is asking me to get up for this matter.” Also lay down. 末了,姚建才眼皮又打架了,“你自己上网查吧,我还睡觉呢,合着叫我起来就为了这事儿啊。”又躺下了。 Zhang Ye actually draws him, „also rests anything.” 张烨却一把将他拉起来,“还睡什么啊。” Yao Jiancai speechless [say / way]: „Why does not sleep to go!” 姚建才无语道:“不睡觉干嘛去啊！” Crosstalk Sketch big game promotional film on Zhang Ye continuously television, „grass! Our two brothers register!” 张烨一直电视上的相声小品大赛宣传片,“草！咱哥儿俩报名去啊！”