In room. 屋里。 The atmosphere is slightly awkward. 气氛略微尴尬。 Chen Feng just now had been blown the space by Lu Yuhu, his one's own has also tacitly approved, finally then Rao Aimin grasped a tenant unexpectedly his all antithetical couplets casually perfectly, not only to, but also satirized him to install in antithetical couplet - compelled, the face was hit to be swollen! 陈风方才已经被吕玉虎吹到天上了,他自己也默认了,结果这下被饶爱敏随便抓来一个房客竟然将他所有的对联都完美的对上来了,不但对上,还在对联里讽刺了他装-逼,脸都被打肿了啊！ Whom installs to look like who? 装谁像谁？ Who installs anyone, who like who? 谁装谁,谁就像谁？ Curses at people with the antithetical couplet, this your mother arrived at any boundary! 用对联骂人,这你妈已经到了什么境界啊！ Chenchen hey badly smiles, said to Zhang Ye: „I said your line, I favor you.” 辰辰嘿嘿坏笑,对张烨道:“我就说你行的吧,我看好你。” „On your ghost essence, spoke well.” Zhang Ye dug up to draw the Chenchen head all of a sudden. “就你鬼精,好好说话。”张烨扒拉了辰辰脑袋一下子。 The Rao Aimin corner of the eye looks at one's own Junior Brother and Chen Feng, „doesn't speak? Compared also? Is my this tenant level good?” 饶爱敏眼角看着自己师弟和陈风俩人,“怎么不说话了？比不比了还？我这房客水平还行吧？” Lu Yuhu said worried: „Senior Sister, which this is also good, who your this tenant is, although I do not understand the antithetical couplet, may also be able to hear high under!” 吕玉虎气闷道:“师姐,这哪儿是还行啊,您这房客是谁啊,虽然我不太懂对联,可也听得出高下啊！” „He?” Rao Aimin keeps guessing to say. “他啊？”饶爱敏卖关子道。 But Chen Feng said: „Also makes me lose to be sincerely convinced, this is?” 陈风无奈道:“也让我输个心服口服,这位是？” „, Wait / Etc.!” Lu Yuhu said suddenly: „Can curse at people with the antithetical couplet, but also excels at this field of endeavor, Shit, won't you be Teacher Zhang Ye? Right! Chenchen called you Zhang Ye a moment ago probably!” “诶,等等！”吕玉虎突然道:“能用对联骂人,还擅长此道的,我靠,你不会是张烨老师吧？对了！辰辰刚才好像叫你张烨！” Zhang Ye smiles. 张烨笑笑。 Chen Feng was shocked, Zhang Ye? That Zhang Ye? 陈风愣住了,张烨？那个张烨？ „Really is you!” Lu Yuhu pats the forehead suddenly, dumbfounded looks at Rao Aimin saying: „Senior Sister, your this is not tasteful, is Zhang Ye your tenant? Lives here? Oh, gathers you to make my brother compare the Literature accomplishment with Teacher Zhang Ye? Your this does not bully the person! I read the news over the two days, Teacher Zhang Ye had allied Peking University, teaches Literature in the Chinese department! Others this is the specialized Literature lecturer, but also compares anything! Senior Sister your this is pit our two brothers! Is atypical! Is atypical!” “真是你啊！”吕玉虎猛然一拍脑门,哭笑不得地看着饶爱敏道:“师姐啊,你这也太不讲究了啊,张烨怎么是你房客啊？怎么住这里啊？噢,合着你让我兄弟跟张烨老师比文学素养？你这不是欺负人么！我这两天看过新闻,张烨老师已经加盟北大了,就在中文系教文学！人家这是专业的文学讲师,还比什么啊！师姐您这是坑我们哥儿俩啊！不地道！太不地道了！” Chenchen eats to smile. 辰辰吃吃笑。 Lu Yuhu staring bead, „Chenchen, your also pit your Uncle Lu! Also did not tell me one!” 吕玉虎瞪眼珠子,“辰辰,你也坑你吕叔叔！也不告诉我一声！” Rao Aimin lets go, said: „Is your boy one's own said that we do not want to compare, but you decline to leave, non- blind meddling, whom do you blame?” 饶爱敏摊手,道:“是你小子自己说的啊,我们可没想比,但你非赖着不走,非瞎管闲事儿,你怪谁？” Lu Yuhu: „......” 吕玉虎:“……” Chen Feng this little while had also left office, if loses to others, his also really not being able to get down face, but loses to north Zhang Ye this lecturer, that had nothing saying that should, not be convinced is not good, after all he was the amateur Literature amateur, but opposite party specialized, the technique industry studied, in this aspect with others scaled height of burst, itself did not have any commeasurability, lost was very normal. Moreover was his Teacher personally came, 80% also definitely were not Zhang Ye opponent, that do not say his one amateur! 陈风这会儿也下了台了,要是输给别人,他还真下不来面子,可是输给张烨这个北讲师,那就没什么可说的了,应该的,不服气也不行,毕竟他是业余的文学爱好者,而对方可是专业的啊,术业有专攻,在这方面跟人家比高下,本身就没什么可比性,输了很正常。而且就算是他的老师亲自来了,八成也肯定不是张烨的对手,那更不要说他一个业余的了！ Chen Feng extends take action actually magnanimous, „Teacher Zhang Ye, the greeting on first meeting, just many thanks advised.” 陈风倒是大度地伸出手,“张烨老师,久仰,刚刚多谢指教了。” Zhang Ye looked, shakes hand with him, „hello, was embarrassed a moment ago, does not have other meaning, may be far advises.” Others manner changed, Zhang Ye it does not matter, this has not been competes, „I do not want to fight any antithetical couplet.” This truly is, he had said before considers as finished. 张烨一看,也和他握手,“你好,刚才不好意思了啊,没别的意思,可谈不上指教。”人家态度变了,张烨也无所谓了,这个算不上较劲,“本来我也没想斗什么对联的。”这个确实是,他之前说过算了的。 Chen Feng said with a smile: „You just do not want to be right, saves face to me, I was actually offensive, but luckily has also consulted with you, these first scrolls have been stranded my Teacher for a long time, I go back with Teacher, he was very definitely happy, if when the time comes issued that we definitely will indicate the second line to stem from your hand.” 陈风笑道:“你刚刚不想对,是给我留面子呢,倒是我唐突了,不过也幸亏跟你请教了,这几个上联可是困了我老师好久的,我回去拿给老师,他肯定很高兴,到时候如果发布,我们肯定会注明下联出自你手。” Zhang Ye said at will: „All right.” 张烨随意道:“没事儿。” Some shan however, Chen Feng pretended looks at the watch, „whoops, this time, we have not disturbed, Old Lu, we walk.” 还是有些讪然,陈风假装一看表,“哎呦,都这个时间了,那我们就不打扰了,老吕,咱们走吧。” Lu Yuhu smacks the lips Palestine saying: „I have not eaten the tremella fuciformis gruel.” 吕玉虎咂嘴巴道:“我还没吃上银耳粥呢啊。” Also eats anything to eat, Chen Fengdie the face, does not want to stay for a long time, moreover he also looked, Rao Aimin did not have to a one's own interest, remained not to have the significance, Old Lu Senior Sister truly was also older than him was several years old, in the age is not that appropriate. 还吃什么啊吃,陈风跌了面子,是不想久留了,而且他也看出来了,饶爱敏对自己一点兴趣都没有,留下来也没意义,况且老吕的师姐确实也是比他大了好几岁,年龄上也不是那么妥当。 Being on intimate terms, the merry gathering and happy parting, could not become is also a friend. 相亲嘛,好聚好散,成不了也都是朋友。 „Senior Sister, we removed, next time will dine again.” Lu Yuhu and Chen Feng said goodbye, no one had to bear a grudge, was levels. “师姐,那我们撤了啊,下次再来蹭饭。”吕玉虎和陈风就告辞走了,谁也没有太记仇,算是抹平了吧。 ...... …… The people walk, in family|home remaining they. 人一走,家里又剩下他们仨了。 Chenchen is shining the eye, „Zhang Ye, you good.” 辰辰忽闪着眼睛,“张烨,你好棒。” Zhang Ye happily said: „That is, who your Uncle Zhang is.” 张烨得意道:“那是,你张叔叔是谁啊。” „Really fierce.” Chenchen handful of said. “真厉害。”辰辰捧道。 Zhang Ye cocky, „that was natural, um, but truly bullies the person, antithetical couplet Literature attainments, I say second, that also nobody dares saying that first, well, your kid so is unusual today, such praised me? Finally realized your Uncle Zhang skill?” 张烨得瑟了一下,“那当然了,嗯,不过确实是欺负人,对联这一块的文学造诣,我自称第二,那也没人敢称第一了,咦,你个小家伙今天怎么这么反常啊,这么夸我？终于认识到你张叔叔的本事了？” „Um, realized.” During the Chenchen speeches puts out a small book, said: „Zhang Ye, my language work you helped me write.” “嗯,认识到了。”辰辰说话间就拿出一个小本子来,道:“张烨,我语文作业你帮我写了。” Zhang Ye faints, „gathers you to wait for me with here!” 张烨晕倒,“合着你跟这儿等着我呐！” Rao Aimin pats the niece, „one's own writes, hurries.” 饶爱敏一拍外甥女,“自己写,赶紧去。” The Chenchen young Sir curls the lip generally, the non- sentiment hope did not return to the hut. 辰辰小大人一般撇撇嘴,不情不愿地回了小屋。 Living room all of a sudden on remaining Zhang Ye and Rao Aimin they. 客厅一下子就剩下张烨和饶爱敏俩人了。 The this lofty one male widow, four nobody, the Zhang Ye heart jumps, the hand very much dishonestly has extended, touched the waist of Rao Aimin, started the beautiful buttocks on to touch toward her long skirt was binding in a flash. 孤男寡女,四下无人,张烨心头微跳,手就很不老实地伸了过去,摸上了饶爱敏的腰肢,转瞬间又开始往她长裙裹着的美臀上摸。 Is the meat! 都是肉！ An elasticity! 一手的弹性！ Rao Aimin was happy, „your boy balls more and more fat? Accommodates your two, do you give back to me to reach out for a yard after taking an inch three four times, Pi Yang?” 饶爱敏乐了,“你小子胆儿越来越肥是吧？容你一次两次,你还给我得寸进尺三次四次,皮痒啊？” Zhang Ye emboldens, said in a low voice: „This did not think you.” 张烨壮胆,低声道:“这不是想你了么。” „Gets the hell out, the smelly hand moves away.” Rao Aimin shoots a look at him. “滚蛋,臭手拿开。”饶爱敏瞥他。 Zhang Ye is hard neck fucking awesome to roar said: „Does not take!” 张烨硬着脖子牛-逼哄哄道:“不拿！” „Don't you with take?” “你拿不拿？” „...... Does not take!” “……不拿！” „Ok!” “行！” „Hello! Stops stops from time to time! Do not begin! My arm folded!” “哎呦喂！停停停！别动手啊！我胳膊折了！” „He He, with doesn't take?” “呵呵,拿不拿？” „With! Some words said well!” “拿拿拿！有话好好说！” Zhang Ye had been pressed firmly between the fingers the acupuncture point on shoulder by Rao Aimin, the entire shoulder and arm all of a sudden were soft, a strength does not have, then bragging forcefully, did not hurt looks fierce! 张烨被饶爱敏一把捏住了肩膀上的穴位,整个肩膀和手臂都一下子软了,一点力气都没有,这下也不吹牛-逼了,疼得龇牙咧嘴啊！ Rao Aimin loosens his upper arm, squint is looking at him, Voice non- main road: „Later is short with me raises a rumpus, if makes Chenchen see that I have unloaded your boy!” 饶爱敏松开他的膀子,斜眼瞄着他,声音不大道:“以后少跟我动手动脚的,要是让辰辰看到,我卸了你小子！” Zhang Ye said brazen-faced and shameless: „Child does the homework, this has to see.” 张烨死皮赖脸道:“孩子写作业呢,这不是没看见嘛。” Rao Aimin has not responded him, sat on the sofa easely, one leg on the other selected, „you said today must brush the bowl, finished eating food your boy to play on the surfer, the bowl gave back to you to remain, went, does the point to live.” 饶爱敏没搭理他,悠然地坐在了沙发上,二郎腿一挑,“你今天说要刷碗的吧,吃完饭你小子就上网玩了,碗还给你留着呢,去,干点活。” Zhang Ye said confusedly: „I had said I do brush bowl?” 张烨迷茫道:“我说过我刷碗吗？” The Rao Aimin vision looked bad, „?” 饶爱敏不善地目光看了过去,“是吗？” „Good all various professions, I said I said.” Zhang Ye has to go to the kitchen. “行行行,我说了我说了。”张烨只好去厨房。 Rao Aimin has laughed in spite of trying not, ridicules saying: „This young brat.” Then said loudly: „Do not deceive the matter to me, brushes cleanly, a while I inspect!” 饶爱敏失笑了一声,笑骂道:“这小兔崽子。”然后大声道:“别给我糊弄事儿啊,刷干净点,一会儿我检查！” „Knows.” Zhang Ye felt that one's own is a exploited labor force, oh, who makes one's own profit, the Landlady small advantage is not good to occupy. “知道啦。”张烨感觉自己就是个被剥削的劳动力,唉,不过谁让自己占了便宜呢,房东阿姨的便宜可不是那么好占的。 Brushes the bowl. 刷碗。 Cleaning a pot. 刷锅。 Cleans the table to sweep the floor. 擦桌子扫地。 This does is a half hour. 这一干就是半个多小时。 „Little Zhang.” The Rao Aimin direction said: „Makes the pot hot water.” “小张。”饶爱敏指挥道:“做壶热水。” Zhang Ye stares, „my in any case was the people's teacher, did you direct really?” 张烨瞪眼,“我好歹是个人民教师了啊,您真往死里使唤啊？” Rao Aimin is staring at him, „that you think that you walk this month, your house who tidies up to you?? Your bed sheet bedding bag who washes to you?? Your ground cockroach medicine who puts to you? The dead cockroach who sweeps to you? Hurries to work, rubbish, the rabbit is more diligent than you!” 饶爱敏盯着他,“那你以为你走这一个月,你房子谁给你收拾的？啊？你床单被罩谁给你洗的？啊？你地上蟑螂药谁给你放的？死蟑螂谁给你扫的？赶紧干活,废什么话,兔子都比你勤快！” Zhang Ye is at a loss for words, did not speak, dry. one's own truly makes Landlady tidying up cleanly, he did not refute. 张烨语塞,也不吭声了,得,干吧。自己家确实让房东阿姨给收拾得干干净净,他反驳不了。 Finished finally. 总算忙完了。 time also around 8 : 00. 时间也都八点多了。 Chenchen rubbed eye to come out from the room, „aunt, I finished the homework, I was stranded.” 辰辰从屋里揉着眼睛出来了,“大姨,我写完作业了,我困了。” „Um, sleeps.” Rao Aimin said. “嗯,去睡觉吧。”饶爱敏道。 Zhang Ye also said: „I was also stranded.” 张烨也道:“我也困了。” Rao Aimin um said: „Gets the hell out.” 饶爱敏嗯道:“滚蛋吧。” Zhang Ye blinks, „I live here, in the evening I to a Chenchen lecture of story, I newly had created recently several fairy tales, is specially interesting.” 张烨眨眼,“我住这儿呗,晚上我给辰辰讲故事,最近我又新创作了几个童话故事,特别有意思。” The Rao Aimin faint smile, „your does one's own walk me to throw you to walk?” 饶爱敏似笑非笑,“你自己走还是我扔你走？” Zhang Ye said to Chenchen: „Did uncle tell the story to coax you to sleep to you, does listen?” 张烨就对辰辰道:“叔叔给你讲故事哄你睡觉,听不听？” The Chenchen yawn day after day, „does not listen, I have been stranded, now wants to sleep.” Saying, in one's own clumsy crawling roof two buildings. 辰辰哈欠连天,“不听,我困了,现在就想睡觉。”说着,自己笨手笨脚地爬楼顶上二楼了。 Zhang Ye perspiration, this wicked child, too did not give you Brother Zhang face, you did not listen to the story, how the buddy infiltrated your aunt bedroom! 张烨一汗,这缺德孩子,太不给你张哥面子了,你不听故事,哥们儿怎么混进你大姨的卧室啊！ „Can't you walk?” Rao Aimin look at him. “你走不走？”饶爱敏看他。 The Zhang Ye facial skin is very thick, said: „Oh, I am not stranded suddenly, I again later.” 张烨脸皮很厚,道:“哎呀,我突然又不困了,我再待会儿。” „You were not stranded me to be stranded!” The Rao Aimin Yang-yang chin, holds leg to stand up, „hurries to get the hell out, tomorrow will teach your class to go well, do not decline to leave with here.”, She said with a smile: „Your boy also really has leisurely mood, I may hear that industry in many people do want to go to the Peking University hear of your public class tomorrow? Has the person of educational circle, has the Literature person, tomorrow will not have known the makes big noise, do you have the thoughts to jabber with here? How you think to speak your «Dream of the Red Chamber» first, if did not say well, your boy reputation may be notorious, the hat of misleading the youth you could not be inescapable, remembers that first deposited a money, when the time comes Peking University have not dismissed you, you did not have money to pay the house rent.” “你不困我困了！”饶爱敏扬扬下巴,一扶腿站起身,“赶紧滚蛋,明天好好讲你的课去,别跟我这儿赖着不走。”顿了顿,她笑道:“你小子还真有闲心,我可听说业内不少人明天都要去北大听你的公开课吧？有教育界的人,有文学界的人,明天还不知得闹出多大的动静呢,你还有心思跟我这儿磨嘴皮子？你先想想怎么讲你的《红楼梦》吧,要是讲不好,你小子名声可就臭了,误人子弟的帽子你也跑不了了,记得先存点钱啊,别到时候北大把你开除了,你没钱交房租。” Zhang Ye said leisurely and carefree: „This you did not need to be worried, since I dare saying that «Dream of the Red Chamber», I definitely was have confidence, now I most care was not this, what I most was worried was...... Where I live in tonight, I always thought that my family has a gloom, today not the suitable housing, I to count on the fingers that today Feng Shui the place that should better most suit me to sleep, is a jump layer multiple room......! Do not begin not to begin! My one's own walks! one's own walks!” 张烨悠闲道:“这您就不用担心了,我既然敢这么说《红楼梦》,我就肯定是有把握的,我现在最关心的不是这个,我最担心的是……我今天晚上住哪里啊,我总觉得我家有股阴气,今天不适合居住,我掐指一算,今天风水最好最适合我睡觉的地方,就是一个跃层复式的房……诶诶诶！别动手别动手！我自己走！自己走！” Works as! 哐当！ The gate pass/test! 门关了！ A Zhang Ye face was rumbled by Landlady depressed, oh, life, lonely such as snow! 张烨一脸郁闷地被房东阿姨轰了出来,唉,人生啊,寂寞如雪啊！ He has to go one's own home honestly, material that prepared a next tomorrow to use, this spread the good bed, got into bed safely. 他只好老老实实地回了自己家,又准备了一下明天要用的资料,这才铺好床,安然钻进了被窝。 Tomorrow was a big day, Zhang Ye has prepared!( 明天是个重要日子,张烨已经准备好了！( …… ……