Hut. 小屋。 Chenchen has cut the sound. 辰辰切了声。 „What cuts?” Zhang Ye asked. “切什么？”张烨问道。 Chenchen toward the gate direction small mouth, „came also to feign ignorance compared with you.” 辰辰朝门的方向努努小嘴,“来了个比你还能装蒜的。” „Are you also listening?” Zhang Ye this does not have pissed off, talked about with interest: „This person a little installs, how also the company the old book also his father is also what kind, interesting?” “你也听着呢？”张烨这回没生气,乐道:“这人是有点装,又公司啊又古籍啊又他爸怎么怎么样啊,有意思吗？” Chenchen does the homework said: „My aunt will not have a liking for his.” 辰辰边写作业边道:“我大姨不会看上他的。” The Zhang Ye cough said: „Kid, you said that your aunt can have a liking for me?” 张烨咳嗽道:“小家伙,那你说你大姨看得上我吗？” „You?” Chenchen looked to him looked at little while, „you could not hit my aunt.” “你啊？”辰辰望向他看了会儿,“你又打不过我大姨。” Zhang Ye has selected under the shoulder, „that your Uncle Zhang, if one day has hit her?” 张烨挑了下肩膀,“那你张叔叔要是有一天打过她了呢？” The Chenchen corners of the mouth have twitched two, „...... He He, when you hit had said again, do not boast, you have not practiced martial arts, your Xiao Lu could not hit.” 辰辰嘴角抽动了两下,“……呵呵,等你打过了再说吧,别吹牛皮,你又没练过武,你连小吕子都打不过。” Zhang Ye smiles, „this is uncertain.” Rao Aimin he definitely does not do, asked that does not need to ask, but Old Rao Junior Brother fell far short compared with Old Rao obviously, has not tried not saying that actually Zhang Ye one's own does not know that his Kungfu was any stage, did not have the concept. 张烨笑笑,“这可不一定。”饶爱敏他肯定是干不过的,问都不用问,但老饶的师弟显然比老饶差得远多了,没试过可不好说,其实张烨自己也不知道他功夫到底是个什么阶段了,没概念啊。 ...... …… Living room. 客厅。 Rao Aimin said: „The first scroll is good.” 饶爱敏道:“上联不错。” Lu Yuhu urges saying: „Senior Sister to one?” 吕玉虎撺掇道:“师姐对一个？” „I, will not have this Literature inside story.” Rao Aimin from attending to drinking tea. “我可不会,没这个文学底蕴。”饶爱敏自顾喝茶。 Chen Feng is all smiles: „Has not related, I to the second line, we cannot discuss mutually, perhaps had the inspiration.” 陈风笑容满面道:“没关系,我也对不上下联,咱们可以相互探讨一下,没准有了灵感就对出来了呢。” Rao Aimin puts down the teacup, „did not have interest to study this, time not early, Xiao Lu, Senior Sister did not deliver you.” 饶爱敏放下茶杯,“没兴趣研究这个,时间也不早了,小吕子,师姐不送你了啊。” Lu Yuhu oh said: „Senior Sister, you such do not have the meaning, we came, your in any case also selects the face to me, the Old Chen Literature accomplishment is very high, you chat with him knew, person who you did not have the talent on the appreciation before? Old Chen is an outstanding person, is not I boasts for my buddy, his Literature level, entire Beijing cannot discover several people to compare with him, he also collection.” 吕玉虎哎呀道:“师姐,你怎么这么没意思呀,我们都来了,你好歹也得给我点面子啊,老陈的文学素养很高的,你跟他聊聊就知道了,你以前不是就欣赏有才华的人吗？老陈就是佼佼者啊,不是我替我哥们儿吹牛啊,他的文学水平,整个京城也找不出几个人跟他比,他还出过散文集呢。” Chen Feng pretended said modestly: „Not that strange.” 陈风假装谦虚道:“没那么邪乎。” Lu Yuhu said: „Has resulted, this is not the modest time, before my Senior Sister, has said that she appreciates two people, one type can hit she, one type has the talent.” 吕玉虎道:“得了,这可不是谦虚的时候,我师姐以前说过,她就欣赏两种人,一种是能打的过她的,一种是有才华的。” Chen Fengxiao, „I practiced several years later Judo actually.” 陈风笑了下,“我倒是练过几年的柔道。” Rao Aimin was happy, „does young fellow, you want with the tone that I practice?” 饶爱敏乐了,“小伙子,你这是想跟我练练的口气啊？” Young fellows? Chen Feng knows that the opposite party this has not paid attention to one's own, a little anger, he also was really this meaning, exercised practices, couldn't my big masters have hit you? Even if you have practiced Eight Trigrams Palm, this Senior Sister status is also in the rank, even/including Dian the muscle does not have, Chen Feng does not certainly fear, he practices the Judo really since childhood, interrupted for several years, but Kungfu also, him and Lu Yuhu said that also in the fitness hall knew, he acknowledged that one's own definitely is not Lu Yuhu opponent, the difference was far, may a Rao Aimin woman, his nature be a cinch. 小伙子？陈风知道对方这是没把自己放在眼里啊,也有点火气了,他还真是这个意思,练就练啊,我一个大老爷们还打不过你？就算你练过八卦掌,这个师姐的身份也就是辈分上的吧,连点肌肉都没有,陈风当然不怵,他是真从小就练柔道的,中间断了几年,可功夫还在的,他和吕玉虎说起来也是在健身馆认识的,他承认自己肯定不是吕玉虎的对手,差远了,可饶爱敏一个女人,他自然不在话下。 However Lu Yuhu listened to this saying, actually nearly spat blood, sees Rao Aimin to stand, Lu Yuhu was busy at the column living panic-stricken, „Senior Sister appeased anger, Senior Sister appeased anger, Old Chen he may not have other meaning, does not want to gesticulate with you, you hurried to sit down, your I look to be much more cautious like this!” 但是吕玉虎听了这话,却险些吐血,见饶爱敏已经站起来了,吕玉虎惊恐地忙上去栏住,“师姐息怒,师姐息怒,老陈他可没别的意思,没想跟你比划啊,您赶紧坐下,您这样我看着慎得慌！” Chen Feng is startled, „Old Lu.” 陈风一怔,“老吕。” Lu Yuhu dumbfounded turns head to visit him, „Old Chen, you hurried, your three-legged cat Judo, but also with my Senior Sister gesture? You may be really good, haven't I told you? This is our generation of Eight Trigrams Palm First Senior Sister, according to the age order of age, didn't understand?” 吕玉虎哭笑不得地回头看他,“老陈,你赶紧得了吧,就你那三脚猫的柔道,还跟我师姐比划？你可真行,我没跟你说过吗？这是我们这代八卦掌的大师姐,不是按岁数排辈的,懂了？” Doesn't press the age? 不按岁数？ According to the Kungfu platoon? 难道是按功夫排的？ Chen Feng some do not believe that this female is fiercer than Lu Yuhu? 陈风有些不相信,这女的比吕玉虎还厉害？ Naturally, the matter about Rao Aimin, some Lu Yuhu words had not said actually that he cannot say, the matter of Martial Arts, said Chen Feng does not understand, he after is not the person in this circle, does not know that „Rao Aimin” these three characters has represented anything in Martial Arts. 当然,关于饶爱敏的事情,吕玉虎其实还有些话没说,他也不能说,国术界的事情,说了陈风也不懂,他毕竟不是这个圈子里的人,不知道在国术界“饶爱敏”这三个字代表了什么。 Rao Aimin sat down. 饶爱敏又坐下了。 Lu Yuhu wipes away sweat saying: „We do not begin, form a literary circle, form a literary circle.” 吕玉虎擦汗道:“咱们不动手,以文会友,以文会友。” The Rao Aimin attack said: „I am admire to have the person of talent, but he also missed far, when you your Senior Sister haven't seen the world? Such good to deceive!” 饶爱敏打击道:“我是佩服有才华的主儿,不过他还差远了,你当你师姐没见过世面啊？这么好糊弄！” Chen Feng could not listen, provoked anger! 陈风是真听不了了,拱火啊！ Lu Yuhu said immediately: „My brother, if did not have the literary talent, that Beijing could not discover others, naturally, what I said was young one generation.” 吕玉虎立即道:“我兄弟要是还没文采,那京城也找不出别人了,当然了,我说的是年青一代啊。” Rao Aimin has been tired, „I said that your boy does roll? Asks me to begin?” 饶爱敏烦了,“我说你小子到底滚不滚？找我动手啊？” Lu Yuhu knows that the First Senior Sister temperament, ill-speaking but soft-hearted, is smiling saying: „You the first scroll to, we walk, form a literary circle, this has not met the meeting.” 吕玉虎知道大师姐的脾气,刀子嘴豆腐心,嬉皮笑脸道:“您把上联对上,我们就走,以文会友嘛,这还没会会呢。” Rao Aimin is looking at him, „did line, rise in price? Also depended here?” 饶爱敏瞄着他,“行啊,长行市了啊？还赖在我这儿了？” Lu Yuhu said: „I lead my brother to come, wants to rub your midnight snack, this sits down for several minutes, where can such walk, your adept that tremella fuciformis gruel my more than half a year has not drunk, this time must result to drink several bowls, I must pack to bring back.” 吕玉虎道:“我带我兄弟来,就是想蹭您一顿夜宵的,这才坐下几分钟呀,哪儿能就这么走了,您拿手那银耳粥我都大半年没喝过了啊,这次必须得喝上几碗,我还得打包带回去点。” „You said a moment ago discussed Literature?” Rao Aimin turns upwards one leg on the other. “你刚才说论文学是吧？”饶爱敏翘起二郎腿。 „Yes, my brother's talent you do not know, did not understand, therefore said that if you......” Lu Yuhu must give Chen Fengchui two. “是呀,我兄弟的才华您是不知道,也不了解,所以才这么说的,您要是……”吕玉虎还要给陈风吹两下呢。 Rao Aimin has broken directly, „Little Zhang, you come!” 饶爱敏直接打断了,“小张,你来一下！” The gate opened, Zhang Ye just listened to a general idea, but behind, because chatted with Chenchen, has not listened, „Landlady? How?” 门开了,张烨刚刚听了个大概,不过后面因为跟辰辰聊天了,就没怎么听,“房东阿姨？怎么了？” Chenchen also with coming out to watch the fun. 辰辰也跟出来看热闹了。 Rao Aimin then sneers to say to his Lu Yuhu: „Doesn't your boy want a night-time snack? Ok, if the literary talent of your friend can compare favorably with my tenant, let alone the tremella fuciformis gruel, Manchu-Han Imperial Feast I did to you!” 饶爱敏接着对他吕玉虎冷笑道:“你小子不是想吃夜宵吗？行,你那个朋友的文采要是能比得上我房客,别说银耳粥了,满汉全席我都给你们做！” Lu Yuhu one hear was greedy, said pleasantly surprised: „Senior Sister, this is you said that effective and influential word!” 吕玉虎一听就馋了,惊喜道:“师姐,这可是您说的啊,一言九鼎！” „Was I says!” Rao Aimin said with a smile lightly. “是我说的！”饶爱敏轻笑道。 Lu Yuhu pats the thigh, „, Old Chen, we have the luck of having good things to eat today, my Senior Sister that cook, eats one time unable to forget for a lifetime!” 吕玉虎一拍大腿,“哈哈,老陈,咱俩今天有口福了,我师姐那厨艺啊,吃一次一辈子都忘不了啊！” Chen Feng took offense, on the face actually installs to smile, „good, I also want to taste Ms. Rao cook, has god who that Old Lu said.” 陈风心里动了气,脸上却装得在笑,“好啊,我也想尝尝饶女士的厨艺呢,到底有没有老吕说的那么神。” The Rao Aimin high corners of the mouth, „first compared said again, the words said early.” 饶爱敏翘翘嘴角,“先比了再说吧,话说早了吧。” Lu Yuhu and Chen Feng actually smile not to speak , compared with a tenant who you catch casually? This also compares anything! His antithetical couplet anything form how antithesis does not understand neatly! 吕玉虎和陈风却都笑而不语,跟你随便抓来的一个房客比？这还比什么啊！他连对联什么格式怎么对仗工整都不懂吧！ Discussed Literature with Zhang Ye? 跟张烨论文学？ With Zhang Ye compared with antithetical couplet? 跟张烨比对联？ Chenchen sees that he he. 辰辰见状,呵呵了一声。 Zhang Ye has a look at this little to install - Chen Feng who compels, an interest does not have actually, compared with anything the ratio, this does not bully the person, „Landlady, ok.” 张烨看看这个有点装-逼的陈风,其实一点兴趣也没有,比什么啊比,这不是欺负人么,“房东阿姨,算了吧。” Rao Aimin observes closely him, one leg on the other trades, „rubbish!” 饶爱敏盯住他,二郎腿一换,“别废话！” Chenchen also creates a disturbance keep it up saying: „Zhang Ye, your line.” 辰辰也起哄加油道:“张烨,你行的。” What is my line, the Zhang Ye forced smile does not fall, with a amateur person compared with Literature, he could not have the interest, „good, then to antithetical couplet on line?” 什么叫我行的啊,张烨苦笑不跌,跟一个外行人比文学,他是真提不起兴致啊,“好吧,那对上对联就行了？” Lu Yuhu said with a smile: „Right, come brothers.” 吕玉虎笑道:“对,来吧兄弟。” Well, Zhang Ye? 咦,张烨？ This name is a little familiar-sounding. 这名字有点耳熟啊。 However Lu Yuhu and Chen Feng have not cared, looks with a laugh. 不过吕玉虎和陈风都没在意,笑呵呵地看着。 Zhang Ye also passes through to the table on looks. 张烨也走过去往桌子上一瞧。 First scroll: Does Eight Trigrams, Kun Eight Trigrams, 8864 trigrams, the trigram trigram universe has decided 上联:乾八卦,坤八卦,8864卦,卦卦乾坤已定 On the Zhang Ye face does not have the expression, a it does not matter appearance, he knows that this is Chen Feng intentionally looks for the topic with Rao Aimin, 80% are also the advice that Lu Yuhu offers, therefore made to write the Eight Trigrams first scroll, Zhang Ye wants not to take pen in hand, the discovery did not have the writing brush on hand. 张烨脸上也没表情,一副无所谓的样子,他知道这是陈风故意跟饶爱敏找话题呢,八成也是吕玉虎出的主意,所以弄了个写八卦的上联,张烨想也没想就提笔了,却发现手边没有毛笔。 „With my.” Chenchen brought a pencil. “用我的。”辰辰拿来了一支铅笔。 Zhang Ye received, then wrote under his first scroll: „Luan nine, phoenix nine, 9981, the luan phoenix gathers the cry.” The antithetical couplet of this world, his world basically has. 张烨接过,便在他上联下面写道:“鸾九声,凤九声,9981声,声声鸾凤合鸣。”这个世界的对联,他那个世界基本上都有。 This association. 此联一出。 Lu Yuhu gawked! 吕玉虎就愣了！ Chen Feng was also ignorant, „this......” he just kept on proclaiming does not have the second line, actually to be how possible, he had the second line, but absolutely will not actually compare the neatness that this young people write at present to have the ideal condition, the second line of opposite party unexpectedly compared with his good . Moreover the opposite party has not thought to want not to think obviously! 陈风也是懵了一下,“这……”他刚刚口口声声说没有下联,其实怎么可能,他是有下联的,可是却绝对不会比眼前这个年轻人写的工整有意境啊,对方的下联竟然比他的好,而且对方明显是没有动脑子想都没有想的！ What situation? 什么情况？ This tenant what person? 这房客什么人？ Rao Aimin said with a smile: „Right also good?” 饶爱敏笑道:“对的还行吗？” Lu Yuhu said: „Senior Sister, your this tenant......” 吕玉虎咳咳道:“师姐,您这房客……” Chen Feng is not convinced, opens mouth to observe closely Zhang Ye saying: „Tours Xihu to raise the tin pot tin pot to fall Xihu to pity the tin pot.” This is not the first scroll that he finds out, but asked from his Teacher there, these antithetical couplets were his Teacher to or to are not quite also neat, then took by him, he installed for quite a while to compel a moment ago, the cow has blown, this little while does not want fell the face in front of the friend and Rao Aimin. 陈风不服气,张嘴盯住张烨道:“游西湖提锡壶锡壶掉西湖惜乎锡壶。”这不是他想出的上联,而是从他老师那里问到的,这些对联也是他老师对不出来或者对不太工整的,这下被他拿了出来,他刚才装了半天逼,牛已经吹出去了,这会儿可不想在朋友和饶爱敏面前落了面子。 But Zhang Ye said: „Tours Xishan to fall Xishan to pity the friendly clothing with the clothing clothing.” 张烨无奈道:“游西山拿衣衫衣衫落西山惜善衣衫。” Lu Yuhu calls out in alarm said: „Right good!” 吕玉虎惊呼道:“对的好！” Chen Feng complexion changes, „opens the mouth then to smile, smiles ancient Xiao everything to dismiss with a smile now.” 陈风脸色一变,“开口便笑,笑古笑今凡事付之一笑。” Zhang Ye said listlessly: „Big stomach tolerates, Rong Tian allows where not to accommodate with oneself.” 张烨无精打采道:“大肚能容,容天容地与己何所不容。” Chen Feng black face said: „White snake crosses the river, a top of the head round red glowing sun!” 陈风黑脸道:“白蛇过江,头顶一轮红日！” Zhang Ye has the yawn saying: „Black dragon hangs the wall, wears ten thousand Venus.” 张烨打哈欠道:“青龙挂壁,身披万点金星。” Shit! This is truth association! His first scroll truth is the oil lamp, the opposite party to leaving the second line unexpectedly is also the truth joint scale! 我靠！这可是谜底联啊！他上联谜底是油灯,对方对出的下联居然也是谜底联秤！ Chen Feng listened silly! 陈风都听傻了！ Lu Yuhu also one! 吕玉虎也一愣一愣的！ Zhang Ye has been stranded, said: „Similar?” 张烨都困了,道:“差不多了吧？” Chen Feng is not willingly, clenches teeth to jump, „look at me, I think me, my not I!” 陈风却还不甘心,咬牙蹦出一句,“看我非我,我看我,我也非我！” Zhang Ye was not quite happy, did not say to an antithetical couplet, but also was endless, therefore has given a second line directly, „whom installed to look like anyone, who installed anyone, who like who!” 张烨也不太高兴了,不是说就对一个对联么,还没完没了了啊,于是直接给了一句下联,“装谁像谁,谁装谁,谁就像谁！” This second line does not seem like anything, what probably said is acts in a play, develops any looks like anything's meaning. 这下联看似没什么,好像说的是演戏,演什么像什么的意思。 But careful thinks how always to feel this second line intention at this moment is your mother is cursing at people! 可仔细一想,怎么总感觉这下联此刻的用意是你妈在骂人啊！ Who installed! 谁装了啊！ Chen Fenglian suppressed green! 陈风脸都憋绿了！ Rao Aimin is overjoyed, „how? Returns the ratio?” 饶爱敏则乐不可支起来,“怎么着？还比吗？” Chen Feng had not spoken, but also ratio? Compared with your younger sister ratio! These first scrolls that he has link his one's own and his Teacher, but others opposite that person not only, not only the antithesis neat ideal condition echoes, even also to leaving to curse at people the words of satire person in inside! The fools know their this Literature levels completely are not a boundary!( 陈风没说话了,还比？比你妹啊比！他出的这些上联连他自己和他的老师都对不出来啊,可人家对面那人不但对出来了,不但对仗工整意境附和,甚至还都对出骂人讽刺人的话在里面了！傻子都知道俩人这文学水平完全不是一个境界的啊！( …… ……