Zhang Ye „doing obeisance” ends the ceiling. 张烨“拜”完天花板。 The laughter gets up, the applause is also following! 笑声起,掌声也随之而来！ Zhang Ye this piece was too prompt, was almost the bang the next second will have joined from now on, moreover when was not that ordinary Host met the live broadcast accident saves the scene the words unexpectedly ordinary, but unexpectedly has also carried over the humorous color, obstinately an accident talking into piece, but also teased the audience to smile, if were not the audience can see left side in clearly a stage region dropped down a big lampstand, the lamp extinguished the glass also to break to pieces, they also really think that this was ahead of time the prepare scene on to be met this piece by Zhang Ye! 张烨这个段子太及时了,几乎是巨响过后下一秒钟就接上了,而且竟然不是那种平常主持人碰见直播事故时的普通救场话,而居然还带出了诙谐的色彩,愣是把一个意外事故给说成段子了,还逗得观众笑了,如果不是现场观众能真真切切地看到舞台左侧的一个区域上倒下了一个大灯架,灯灭了玻璃也碎了,他们还真以为这是提前布置好的情景就为了让张烨接这个段子呢！ Ingenious! 巧妙啊！ With a moment ago matter that processed the black person same just right! 跟刚才处理黑人的事情一样恰到好处！ ...... …… Online. 网上。 Waits to look people who Zhang Ye joke stayed. 等着看张烨笑话的人都呆了呆。 „!” “靠！” „Can this join?” “这都能接上？” „Such saves the scene?” “还有这么救场的啊？” These scold Zhang Ye Han Fen not to speak all of a sudden. 那些骂张烨的哈韩粉一下子就不说话了。 Their imposing manner one low, Zhang Ye fans and Fenqing struck while the iron is hot to scold! 他们气势一低,张烨的粉丝们和愤青们则趁热打铁地骂上了！ „Ha Ha! One crowd of brains are remnant!” “哈哈！一群脑残！” „Also looks at the Teacher Zhang joke? You are really funny!” “还看张老师的笑话？你们真逗啊！” „Who Zhang Ye that is! Zhang Ye has made many program! If this strain capacity did not have! How the WebTV stage dares to make Teacher Zhang Ye make live broadcast!” “张烨那是什么人啊！张烨做过多少节目了啊！这点应变能力要是还没有！网络电视台怎么敢让张烨老师做直播啊！” „You underestimated Teacher Zhang Ye!” “你们太小看张烨老师了！” „Teacher Zhang is aggressive! This is may be called perfect saving the scene!” “张老师霸气啊！这是堪称完美的救场啊！” „It is not whoops good, Teacher Zhang that ‚we recorded to walk’ poke my smiling to select! Hahahaha! I was know obviously last week had Zhang Ye this person! Can now quickly love him? Now no matter Zhang Ye says anything, I hear him to smile in a moment! Do you have this situation?” “哎呦不行了,张老师那句‘我们录完就走’戳中我的笑点了啊！哈哈哈哈！我明明是上个星期才知道有张烨这个人的！可怎么现在快爱死他了啊？现在不管张烨说什么,我一听见他说话就想笑！你们有没有这种情况啊？” „I am also, seeing Zhang Ye to be happy!” “我也是,看见张烨就想乐！” Many look at live broadcast some people and media colleagues of other WebTV stages in the network, saw after Zhang Ye performance , at heart has set upright the thumb to him! 好多在网络上看直播的其他网络电视台的人和一些传媒同行,看到张烨的表现后也是在心里给他竖了个大拇指！ ...... …… On the spot. 现场。 King Hero thumped the table and shouted praise! 王雄拍案叫绝！ Other Zhang Ye colleague and «Zhang Ye's Talkshow» Segment Group staff cannot bear with the audience applaud to applaud together, Zhang Ye this meets, must turn into the thing of live broadcast accident instead to transform castoffs into delicaties to turn together has smiled and piece, even if their these professional even network Host, they believe that one's own cannot achieve the Zhang Ye degree under this environment and pressure absolutely! 其他张烨的同事和《张烨脱口秀》栏目组的工作人员也忍不住跟着观众一起鼓掌叫好,张烨这一接,原本要变成一起直播事故的东西反而化腐朽为神奇地变成了笑点和段子,就算他们这些专业人士甚至网络主持人,他们相信自己在这种环境和压力下也绝对做不到张烨的程度！ Feng Guiqin happily smiles, side has a look at King Hero, „I said the Little Zhang line!” 冯桂琴欣慰地笑着,侧头看看王雄,“我就说小张行吧！” Before King Hero, did not approve of live broadcast, now finally has felt relieved, exclaims over saying: „This Teacher Little Zhang, the response was too quick! Ha Ha!” 王雄之前一直是不赞同直播的,现在终于放心了,叫绝道:“这个小张老师,反应太快了啊！哈哈！” Nearby commercial management, the man old before his time surprisedly said: „When does our WebTV department recruit such a talented person?” 旁边一个公司领导,那小老头惊奇道:“咱们网络电视部门什么时候招进来这么一个人才？” Feng Guiqin said with a smile: „Just incurred, you did not travel on official business at that time in Shanghai.” 冯桂琴笑道:“刚招的,你那时候出差没在上海。” The man olds before his time ignite the head unceasingly, good that „this person incurs, can have this type outstanding Host that responded Speed and strain capacity, Domestic may be rarely seen, even if some, was all recruited by these traditional TV station, the body also carried many contract limits and penalties, was not good to dig, our company dug this Little Zhang, how many penalties left to give opposite party TV station? 500,000? 1 million?” 小老头不断点着脑袋,“这个人招的好,能有这种反应速度和应变能力的优秀主持人,国内可不多见,就算有一些,也全被那些传统电视台招收走了,身上还背着不少合同限制和违约金,不好挖啊,咱们公司挖来这个小张,出了多少违约金给对方的电视台？500000？1000000？” Feng Guiqin said with a laugh: „One cent penalty does not have, Little Zhang was dismissed by Beijing TV Station, a commoner, the body does not have the contract.” 冯桂琴笑呵呵道:“一分钱违约金都没出,小张是被京城电视台开除的,一身白丁,身上没合同。” The man olds before his time are overjoyed, „also has this good deed? Was Beijing TV Station silly? Such fierce does Host dare to put?” 小老头乐不可支,“还有这好事啊？京城电视台傻了吗？这么厉害的主持人都敢放？” „Inside matter is quite complex, I understand is not very detailed.” Feng Guiqin said: „What can determine, we truly picked up a bargain.” Before it makes a true confession Zhang Ye comes, company early considers and analyzes, they thought that Zhang Ye the double-edged sword, can offend somebody, can injure oneself, they spoke the truth have also bet, now turns head to look again that they bet really right! “里面的事情比较复杂,我了解的也不是很详细。”冯桂琴道:“不过可以确定的是,咱们确实捡了个便宜。”其实招张烨来之前,公司内部早都考虑和分析好了,他们觉得张烨是把双刃剑,能伤人,也能伤己,他们说实话也是赌了一把,现在回头再看,他们真的赌对了！ ...... …… On stage. 台上。 Several times appeared melted by Zhang Ye, he was also the back slightly a little sweats, actually only then he knows, reason that this male servant can respond is so quick, was because after initially the «Tonight 80, Talkshow» scenes also present excessively similar situation, but was the sound of backstage, Zhang Ye did not eat Memory Search Capsule, that issue of program he also records, therefore brought King Zijian the words with! 几次惊现都被张烨化解了,他也是后背稍稍有点冒汗,其实只有他知道,这厮之所以能反应这么快,是因为当初《今晚80后脱口秀》现场也出现过类似的情况,只不过是后台的动静,张烨就算不吃记忆搜索胶囊,那一期的节目他也记着呢,于是就把王自健的话拿过来用了！ Sigh. 呼。 Finally can well live broadcast. 终于能好好直播了。 Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Thanks everybody to watch today's «Zhang Ye's Talkshow», I am Host Zhang Ye, today's program many people should hear, right, this issue is live broadcast, even if as industry in most outstanding Host, I unavoidably somewhat is also anxious!” Was saying the principle takes care of the tie. 张烨微笑道:“谢谢大家收看今天的《张烨脱口秀》,我是主持人张烨,今天的节目很多人应该有所耳闻的,没错,这期是直播,所以即使作为一个业内最优秀的主持人,我也不免有些紧张呀！”说着理了理领带。 „yi!” “咿！” „yi!” “咿！” The audiences created a disturbance! 观众起哄了！ Zhang Ye has not heard general, to continue probably cheerfully, „first issue of program has broadcast, the audiences echo is very good, the program hit rate also successively rises, has to praise our program, there are to scold us program, some people said that Zhang Ye you deceived people, your this deceives the consumer, a such long time column your how possible entire journey to be completed, this was impossible, was absolutely impossible!” 张烨好像没听见一般,乐呵呵地继续说,“第一期节目播出了,观众们反响很好,节目的点击率也是节节攀升,有夸我们节目的,也有骂我们节目的,有人这么说了,张烨你骗人啊,你们这是欺骗消费者啊,这么长时间的一个栏目你怎么可能全程脱稿啊,这不可能,绝对不可能！” Came! 来了来了！ Comes up to directly soar the subject! 上来就直奔主题啊！ The audiences eyes have shone, everyone knows that questioned the Zhang Ye person is, is that Li Puyu and his brainless fan! 观众们眼睛都亮了,谁都知道那个质疑张烨的人是谁,正是那个李朴宇和他的脑残粉们！ Zhang Ye actually suddenly looks at scene saying: „I want to say that you guessed right!” 张烨却突然看着镜头道:“我想说,你们猜对了！” „?” “啊？” „What meaning?” “什么意思？” „Isn't is completed really?” “真不是脱稿啊？” „It is not right, hasn't seen the teleprompter?” “不对啊,没看见提词器啊？” Zhang Ye before the camera has been referring to the one's own completely empty body, adeptly livingly gesticulates a shape of platform, „you looked network live broadcast did not understand, actually the audiences look clearly, in front of me here, right, here has a platform, above is putting my this issue of program all script, somewhat looked that the live broadcast netizens asked that oh, why we cannot see, um, actually does not blame you, was our technique processing of our company was too formidable, I had a friend...... She called Dong Shanshan.” 张烨对着摄像机指了指自己空空如也的身前,拿手活生生地比划出来了一个讲台的形状,“你们看网络直播的不了解,其实现场观众都看得清楚,我前面这里,对,就这里是有一个台子的,上面放着我这期节目的所有稿子,有些看直播的网友们问了,哎呀,我们为啥看不见啊,嗯,其实不怪你们,是我们维我公司的技术处理太强大了,我有一个朋友……她叫董杉杉。” Because of the first phase of relations, hears Dong Shanshan name everybody unable to bear smile now. 因为第一期的关系,现在听见董杉杉的名字大家就忍不住笑。 Dong Shanshan is innocent, „......” 董杉杉一脸无辜,“……” Wang Bei laughs, „also said you Shanshan!” 王蓓大笑,“又说你了杉杉！” Zhang Ye said: „Visits the first issue of friend to know her, she is my university schoolmate, right, that missing homeland time goes to of stock market, in going to school, she studies well, especially computer technique is specially excellent, therefore previous issue also good, this issue of live broadcast is also good, I pleaded Dong Teacher Shanshan to help me make computer processing.” He points at scene saying: The „viewer friends before screen, you cannot see in front of me this platform , because was given p to fall by Teacher Shanshan, right, erased this table place!” 张烨道:“看过第一期的朋友应该都知道她,她是我的大学同学,对,就那个想家的时候去证券交易所的那个,在上学的时候啊,她学习就好,尤其计算机技术特别高超,所以上一期也好,这一期直播也好,我都恳求了董杉杉老师帮我做一下电脑处理。”他指着镜头道:“屏幕前的观众朋友们,你们看不到我前面这个台子,就是因为被杉杉老师都给p掉了,对,把这张桌子一帧一帧地抹掉了！” does p fall? p掉？ live broadcast how p! 直播怎么p啊！ Everybody then understands any meaning, smiled to pull out, „Hahaha!” 大家这才听懂什么意思,都笑抽了,“哈哈哈！” Zhang Ye to the stage evil ways: „Audiences can see this Zhangtaizi, is right?” 张烨对台下道:“现场观众都能看见这张台子,对不对？” „Right!” “对！” „Right! Ha Ha!” “没错！哈哈！” „Pū! Has a platform! I showed!” “噗！是有个台子！我证明！” The audience was also yelling creating a disturbance, was happy! 现场观众也跟着大叫着起哄,一个个都乐死了！ Dong Shanshan and Wang Bei Ah Qian they also provoked laughter, this is self-ridicules -type the satire! This piece is not quite generally easy-to-use, does not want to be played by Zhang Ye is so good! It seems Zhang Ye facing these question not any counter-attack, instead also acknowledged that may in fact this satire compared with probably have the effort and happy feeling of directly counter-attacking! On Zhang Ye self-ridiculed outwardly that talked nonsense any front to have platform deceiving ghost words, satire that but the metaphor came out, was scolding that gang not to believe the human brain that actually his entire journey was completed did not have the general knowledge remnantly! 董杉杉和王蓓阿千他们也被逗笑了,这是自嘲式的讽刺啊！这种段子一般不太好用,可没想被张烨玩的这么好！看上去张烨面对那些质疑没有任何反击,反而还承认了,可实际上这种讽刺比直接反击来的更要有力度和喜感！明面上张烨是自嘲,胡说八道什么前面有个台子这种骗鬼的话,可隐喻出来的讽刺,实际是在骂那帮不相信他全程脱稿的人脑残没常识啊！ ...... …… Online looked at live broadcast person also laughing like crazy! 网上看直播的人也乐疯了！ „Hello! Hahahaha!” “哎呦喂！哈哈哈哈！” „Teacher Zhang said really well!” “张老师说真好啊！” „Teacher Zhang Ye, you said that perhaps that Republic of Korea club also really believed that his IQ approached in zero infinitely, perhaps will post to shout ‚you to look that you looked I said anything was coming, Zhang Ye had the teleprompter’, Hahaha!” “张烨老师,您这么说了,那韩国棒子没准还真的信了呢,他的智商无限接近于零啊,没准会发帖喊道‘你看你看我说什么来着,张烨有提词器吧’,哈哈哈！” „Comes up to satirize Li Puyu IQ to be low! Teacher Zhang really that temperament! Shifted Shanghai from Beijing! But temperament as before!” “上来就讽刺李朴宇智商低啊！张老师果然还是那个脾气！从京城转移到了上海！但脾气依旧啊！” „formidable might!” “威武啊！” „Anger approves Teacher Zhang Ye!” “怒赞张烨老师！” „I said that anything came to say anything was coming! Li Puyu did you scold Zhang Ye? You do not know that who really he is! The popular terminology that many months, in the network these have cursed at people, first five firmly were still being occupied by Teacher Zhang Ye, nobody can surmount! Did you also scold him? You are not do! His mouth, the live person can say definitely, the deceased person can say that lived! Hahaha! Had a look, to be scolded?” “我说什么来着说什么来着！李朴宇你骂张烨？你是真不知道他是谁啊！都多少个月了,网络上那些骂人的流行用语,前五位依然被张烨老师牢牢占据着,没有人能超越！你还骂他？你不是作死么！他那张嘴巴,活人能给说死,死人能给说活了啊！哈哈哈！看看,挨骂了吧？” ...... …… The audience also loves! 现场观众也喜闻乐见！ However they think that this ended, after Teacher Zhang Ye should scold one, said that other topic, is the next quarter, they thought that one's own was too naive! 不过他们以为这样就完了,张烨老师应该骂一句后就说别的话题了,可是下一刻,他们就觉得自己太天真了！ Zhang Ye stares at the camera saying: „Therefore, that scolded my Republic of Korea friend on weibo, you have guessed right, I was very shocked, has not thought that this looked by you, I cheated with this method, oh, was really awkward, has not thought that outside the person beyond some people of days had Heavens/Days!” 张烨盯着摄像机道:“所以,那位在微博上骂我的韩国朋友,你猜对了,我真的很震惊啊,没想到这都被你看出来了,我就是用这种方法作弊的,唉,真尴尬啊,没想到人外有人天外有天啊！” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Li Puyu is two lacks!” “李朴宇就是个二缺！” Under an audience shouted special was loud, heard! 底下一个观众喊的特别大声,都听见了！ The Zhang Ye busy interruption said: „Do not curse at people do not curse at people, actually everybody had the words to say well has been OK, contradiction that but the cultural idea and region difference created, this was understandable.” 张烨忙打断道:“可别骂人可别骂人,其实大家有话好好说就可以了,只是文化理念和地域差异造成的矛盾,这都是可以理解的。” That person has gawked, „?” 那人愣了,“啊？” Ah Qian also blinks, „how does Teacher Zhang help the club speak?” 阿千也眨眼,“张老师怎么帮棒子说话？” Other audiences and online netizen does not have the legal principle theory of law solution to look, cannot, this not be the Zhang Ye style! 其他观众们和网上的网友也全无法理解地看着,不能啊,这不是张烨的风格啊！ The Zhang Ye atmosphere, language focus long said beyond expectation very much: „Sees these to scold Li Puyu Teacher person, I am very actually helpless, everyone has the flashing temperature of everyone, I want to ask that you have listened to his song? Has looked at his drama series? Knows that he is what kind of person?” 张烨出人意料地很大气,语重心长道:“看到那些骂李朴宇老师的人,我其实很无奈,每个人都有每个人的闪光点的,我想问问,你们听过他的歌么？看过他的电视剧么？知道他是怎么样的一个人么？” Everybody is speechless for a while. 大家一时无言。 Engages in introspection, their many people have not watched Li Puyu play, but the club incurred to hate to scold. 扪心自问,他们很多人还真的没看过李朴宇的戏,只是棒子太招恨了才骂的。 That youth who the scene just cursed at people even lowered the head, is the one's own actions feels ashamed! 现场刚骂人的那个青年甚至低下了头,为自己的所作所为感到惭愧！ Teacher Zhang Ye has the demeanor! Teacher Zhang Ye atmosphere! Unexpectedly such objectively helps Li Puyu speak! 还是张烨老师有风度啊！还是张烨老师大气啊！居然这么客观地帮李朴宇说话！ Then listens to Zhang Ye righteousness words to say fairly objectively: „Therefore I have believed that when you have looked at his drama series, enters his world, after and I deeply understand him equally, you definitely will have same idea this with me are any jb gadget!” 然后就听张烨义正言辞公平客观道:“所以我一直相信,当你们看过他的电视剧,走进他的世界,跟我一样深入了解他这个人后,你们肯定就会和我有同一个想法这是什么jb玩意啊！” That youth who confessed is stunned, then whoops covered the belly to smile to fall face down, „Hahahaha! Whoops! I laughed out loud had chest pains while breathing!” 正忏悔的那个青年一脸错愕,然后哎呦一声捂住肚子就笑趴下了,“哈哈哈哈！哎呦！我笑岔气了岔气了！” Other audiences also stayed for one second! 其他观众也是呆了一秒钟！ At once shouts one! The laughter exploded all of a sudden!( 旋即呼地一声！笑声一下子爆炸了！( …… ……