One minute one second passes by! 一分一秒过去！ «Zhang Ye's Talkshow» live broadcast immediately started! 《张烨脱口秀》的直播马上开始了！ This moment, in the network also surrounded the innumerable audiences, defends on the homepage of WebTV stage waits for live broadcast, passed through that Li Puyu stirring up trouble, now looked that the program general idea has been divided into two schools, one school is to support Zhang Ye face-smacking, what making that help the Republic of Korea club have a look at to be the entire journey is completed in addition live broadcast, do you have to see? Didn't you not possibly say? Ok, that today makes you see! Matter that your club that side Host cannot achieve, our Republic Host can actually achieve! Another school comes black Zhang Ye specially, is Li Puyu fans or Han Fen! 此一刻,网络上也已经围观来了无数观众,就守在网络电视台的网页上等待直播,经过了那个李朴宇的挑事儿,现在看节目的大概分成了两派,一派是支持张烨打脸的,让那帮韩国棒子看看什么叫全程脱稿外加直播,你不是没见过吗？你不是说不可能吗？行,那今天就让你见一见！你们棒子那边的主持人做不到的事情,我们共和国的主持人却能做到！另一派是专门来黑张烨的,都是李朴宇的粉丝或者哈韩粉！ Two side potentials with water and fire! 两方势同水火！ Meets, battled in the WebTV following commentary area! 一见面,就在网络电视下面的评论区交战了！ Today the first message is a Zhang Ye old iron rod, did not hear that his hear Qisheng knows who the opposite party was, „and other this day waited to be very long! The clubs come at once! For a long time has not cursed at people! My broadsword again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again one time was unable to tolerate thirst and hunger!” 今天第一个留言的就是张烨的一个老铁杆,不闻其名闻其声就知道对方是谁了,“等这一天等很久了！棒子们速来！好久没骂人了啊！我的大刀又又又又又又又又又又又又又又又又又又一次饥渴难耐了！” „Big Sabre Bro is aggressive!” “大刀兄生猛啊！” „I also came! The preparation scolds!” “我也来了！准备开骂！” „Club? Club powder? Comes out quickly!” “棒子呢？棒子粉呢？快出来！” Zhang Ye fans challenges the enemy to battle crazily, is impatient! 张烨的粉丝疯狂叫阵,已是迫不及待！ Some web and some professionals are sane, wants to look that Zhang Ye can complete in this history smoothly first time network live broadcast, wants to have a look at him to be able the real entire journey to be completed, the national Fenqing but who Zhang Ye fans and some Zhang Ye program does not look at so are not sane, these possibly did not even know that Zhang Ye person, was the hardcore club is black, hears here to have the fight has then hit chicken blood to catch up, gave the heck with, who no matter also Zhang Ye were, in any case who scolded Zhang Ye them on scolding who! 有的网游和一些业内人士还是理智的,都想看一看张烨到底能不能顺利做好这史上第一次的网络直播,也想看看他到底能不能真的全程脱稿,但张烨的粉丝们和一些根本连张烨节目都不看的民族愤青却没有这么理智,那些甚至可能都不认识张烨的人,就是铁杆的棒子黑,闻得这边有了战斗便打了鸡血似的赶来了,不管三七二十一,也不管张烨是谁,反正谁骂张烨他们就骂谁！ troll army is turbulent! 水军汹涌！ This is sea of one group of Fenqing! 这是一帮愤青的海洋！ Naturally, Li Puyu fans do not show weakness, the population is also numerous . Moreover the cohesive force specially is also high, was not reasonable to you, instead looks like in them Li Puyu is saying definitely was right! 当然,李朴宇的粉丝们也不示弱,人数也是众多,而且凝聚力也特别高,根本不跟你讲道理,反正在他们看来李朴宇说的肯定是对的！ „Makes Zhang Ye get the hell out!” “让张烨滚蛋吧！” „Zhang Ye you are stupid - pig!” “张烨你就是个蠢-猪！” „Also dares to speak the last words with my family Li Puyu? Ok! We looked that whose fans are many!” “还敢跟我家李朴宇叫板？行啊！咱们看谁的粉丝多！” „Returns live broadcast? Overreach oneself! Right that our Li Puyu said that Zhang Ye is a swindler! Records and broadcasts, live broadcast affirms makes a boner! You wait to look!” “还直播？不自量力！我们李朴宇说的对,张烨就是一个骗子！录播还可以,直播肯定得出丑！你们等着看吧！” „Hee Hee, everybody waits to look at Zhang Ye to be disgraceful!” “嘻嘻,大家等着看张烨丢人现眼吧！” ...... …… Beijing. 京城。 Same time. 同一时间。 Zhang Ye Father Mother defends in front of computer, waits for live broadcast. 张烨的老爸老妈守在电脑前,等待直播。 The Zhang Ye big younger sister two younger sisters and three younger sisters also joined in the fun came, the old couple cannot use the computer, the live broadcast homepage was several younger sisters making. 张烨的大妹妹二妹妹和三妹妹也凑热闹地来了,老两口不太会用电脑,直播网页是几个妹妹给弄出来的。 „My brother? Is completed really?” “我哥行吗？真脱稿啊？” „Anxious, isn't our elder brother good from the small memory?” “紧张啊,咱哥从小记忆力就不好吧？” „These Han Fenzhen dislike! Snort! Dares to scold my brother! I later did not pursue Han Xing! Do not let me see them! Sees me to scold!” “那些哈韩粉真讨厌！哼！竟敢骂我哥！我以后再也不追韩星了！别让我看见她们！看见我就骂！” „Started to start!” “开始了开始了！” ...... …… Another side of Beijing. 京城另一边。 Rao Aimin makes dumplings at home, is pinching. 饶爱敏在家包饺子,一个一个地捏着。 Chenchen stared at the computer to call out suddenly: „Film title came out! aunt you look quickly!” 辰辰盯着电脑忽然叫道:“片头出来了！大姨你快看！” Rao Aimin mumbled: „That brat has anything to be attractive.” 饶爱敏哼哼唧唧道:“那臭小子有什么好看的。” „You did not fear that Zhang Ye does suffer a loss? Many people scolded him.” Chenchen said. “您不怕张烨吃亏啊？好多人骂他呢。”辰辰道。 Rao Aimin loses says with a smile: „Can the boy suffer a loss? On his mouth, he can suffer a loss is strange!” 饶爱敏失笑道:“那小子能吃亏？就他那张嘴,他能吃亏才怪！” ...... …… Meanwhile. 同时。 Hu Fei also watches the television at home, he arrived on the signal of WebTV stage the intelligent television continually, can therefore sit on the sofa watches. 胡飞在家也看着电视,他是把网络电视台的信号连到智能电视上了,所以可以坐在沙发上观看。 Xiao Lu, Da Fei, Brother Hou and Younger Brother Hou, look at live broadcast in home at this moment. 小吕、大飞、侯哥、侯弟,此刻也都在家中看直播。 Is earlier including Zhang Ye the beforehand Old Leader old colleague, for example Radio Station Zhao Gouzhou, Wang Xiaomei, Little Fang, Big Sister Zhou, Auntie Sun, Tian Bin and his wife and so on, «Zhang Ye's Talkshow» fry such hotly in the network, but also with the Han powder fight, knew including some outsiders this matter runs over to join in the fun to back up Zhang Ye to fighting Han brainless fan, let alone they, they impossible not to have heard, extremely pays attention, somewhat looks like Xiao Lu and Little Fang these two temperament is anxious, threw over the waistcoat to curse at people! 包括张烨更早以前的老领导老同事,比如电台的赵国洲、王小美、小芳、周大姐、孙阿姨、田彬和他老婆等等等等,《张烨脱口秀》在网络上炒得这么热,还跟韩粉战斗上了,连一些圈外人都知道了这件事跑过来凑热闹帮腔张烨对战哈韩脑残粉,更别说他们了,他们不可能没听说,也都一个个非常关注,有些像小吕和小芳这俩脾气急的,都披着马甲去骂人了！ ...... …… A outside tangled warfare piece. 场外混战一片。 In the scene shares a common hatred is actually quite unified, the people who because registers quite like Zhang Ye, hates to the marrow of the bones to the club! 现场内倒是同仇敌忾比较统一,因为来报名的人都是比较喜欢张烨的,对棒子都是恨之入骨！ However has some exceptions on the spot. 不过现场也有例外。 A foreign black person supercilious look bead rumble transfers, appears likes a crane among chickens very much. 一个外国黑人白眼珠子咕噜噜地转,显得很鹤立鸡群。 „Countdown!” “倒计时！” „Three......” “三……” „Two......” “二……” „One......” “一……” „live broadcast starts!” “直播开始！” The film title put, scene Music has also made a sound. 片头放完了,现场音乐也响了起来。 Zhang Ye shouted the tone in the backstage, looks at the dark act drop, he has drunk a tea Run finally the throat, gives nearby staff the teacup, on the face the expression immediately one side, was stepping stride to go on stage, was one's own introduced as before one's own said: „Under, making us welcome famous Host, the renowned poet and famous advertisement Planner, famous program Planner, the well-known author and a Republic Talkshow elder brother and a world Talkshow elder brother...... Zhang Ye go on stage!” This long string word his tone has not breathed heavily to say! 张烨在后台呼了口气,看着黑乎乎的大幕,他最后喝了一口茶水润了润嗓子,把茶杯递给旁边的工作人员,脸上表情顿时一边,迈着大步上台了,依旧是自己介绍自己道:“下面,让我们欢迎著名主持人、著名诗人、著名广告策划人、著名节目策划人、著名作家、共和国脱口秀一哥、世界脱口秀一哥……张烨登场！”这一长串的词他连口气都没有喘就说完了！ He mounts the stage grandly. 他隆重登台。 The audiences double with laughter applaud with a smile, the mouth also creates a disturbance! 观众们则前仰后合地笑着鼓掌,嘴里还起哄！ „yi!” “咿！” „yi!” “咿！” „Gets down bo!” “下去啵！” „Ha Ha! Are you also concerned about face!” “哈哈！您还要不要脸啦！” If other Celebrity and public figure one's own has sealed these many famous titles to one's own, definitely was scolded, definitely questioned the sound to be unceasing, but, this boast shamelessly one's own introduced that presence of one's own said from the Zhang Ye mouth white, everybody thought very normally, moreover wants to smile very much! 要是别的明星和公众人物自己给自己封了这么多著名的头衔,肯定得遭骂,肯定质疑声不断,但偏偏,这种大言不惭的自己介绍自己的出场白从张烨嘴里说出来,大家却觉得十分正常,而且很想笑！ live broadcast started! 直播已经开始了！ May suddenly, sit in the front that black person, unexpectedly one takes a paper from the pocket, spreads out, lifts the top of the head, above writes several character Zhang Ye is being the pig! 可突然间,坐在前面的那个黑人,居然刷地一下从兜里拿出一张纸来,摊开,一把举到头顶,上面写着几个字张烨是猪！ Audience piece in an uproar! 观众哗然一片！ Colleagues also entire complexion big change of commercial management and Segment Group! 公司领导和栏目组的同事们也全脸色大变！ „This who?” “这谁啊？” „Who makes him come in!” “谁让他进来的！” „He does anything!” “他搞什么！” „This is live broadcast!” “这可是直播呢啊！” „Photograph! Photograph! scene moves out of the way quickly! Do not give the auditorium!” “摄像！摄像！镜头快挪开啊！不要给观众席！” The sister urgently was shouting the photograph! 四姐急着去喊摄像！ But just photographed the audience applause and laughter time, scene has hit, now wants to remove also without enough time, the netizen definitely saw. This black person does not know that is Han Fen is pulled strings to be hired, came to the scene to disturb unexpectedly! 可是刚刚拍摄观众掌声和笑声的时候,镜头已经打过去了,现在就是想撤回来也来不及了,网友肯定都看到了。这黑人也不知是哈韩粉还是受人指使被人雇佣的,竟然来现场捣乱了！ The Feng Guiqin complexion is unattractive! 冯桂琴脸色不好看！ King Xionglian was also black, almost comes up to hit the person! 王雄脸也黑了,差点上去打人！ But Zhang Ye is very calm, moreover he also smilingly looks at that person, the picture has broadcast, he deliberately has not avoided these, such is not on the contrary normal, sees only Zhang Ye to say to him: „Yo, our does here have the black friend? However your facial expression is not quite good, possibly a few days after the day, enjoyed the life well.” 可张烨却很镇定,而且他还笑眯眯的看着那个人,画面已经播出去了,他也并没有刻意回避这些,那样反倒不正常,只见张烨对他道:“哟,咱们这里还有黑人朋友啊？不过你气色不太好,可能没几天日子了,好好享受生活吧。” „Ha? Why?” The blacks are still lifting up high words that curses at people, but bright showy dew doubt, not only has understood the Zhang Ye words, will also speak Chinese, is not quite standard. “哈？为什么？”黑人还在高举骂人的话,但明显目露狐疑,不仅听懂了张烨的话,而且会说中文,就是不太标准而已。 Why couldn't live how many days? 为什么活不了几天了？ Pinching of Zhang Ye old god stick the finger considering as finished moment, has then referred to him, „, because your center of the forehead becomes dark!” 张烨老神棍似的掐掐手指算了片刻,然后指了指他,“因为你印堂发黑啊！” The audiences stare, then tittered one to smile to pull out! 观众们一愣,然后都噗嗤一声笑抽了！ „Hahaha! Does the center of the forehead become dark?” “哈哈哈！印堂发黑？” „This is indication that must die!” “这是要死的征兆啊！” „He is a black person! The center of the forehead can not be black feeds!” “他是黑人啊！印堂能不黑么喂！” „Teacher Zhang Ye too bad! However...... I like!” “张烨老师太损了啊！不过……我喜欢！” The blacks see Zhang Ye, not only does not have pissed off, gave to damage him on the contrary scolded, shan however, silently has taken back the slogan in hand, did not speak. 黑人见张烨非但没生气,反倒还把他给损了骂了,也讪然不已,不禁默默收回了手里的标语,不吭声了。 Lets the matter that the person has a headache about very much, made Zhang Ye give to melt unexpectedly in a few words, and has not suffered a loss, scolding burnt out the opposite party! 一个很让人头疼的事情,竟然就让张烨三言两语给化解了,而且还一点没吃亏,把对方给骂熄火了！ Wang Bei talked about with interest: „Zhang Ye really Zhang Ye!” 王蓓乐道:“张烨果然还是张烨！” Dong Shanshan said with a smile: „I said that his mouth wicked.” 董杉杉笑道:“我就说了吧,他那嘴缺德着呢。” Ah Qian admires full of admiration, „the Teacher Zhang piece is one after another! This obviously is the accident, but Teacher Zhang spoke thoughtlessly a piece to give! Took really!” Before, the Ah Qian goal is actually not the column plan, but is Host, he also wants to stand on the stage, he also wants to be a focus of public attention, this idea to date has not extinguished, when saw Zhang Ye after performance on stage, Ah Qian wants to become the heart of Host was finally pale, he thought that one's own has not restrained compared with others bad heart, he now is clear, one's own and these true outstanding Host disparities actually many big! 阿千佩服到五体投地,“张老师的段子是一个接一个啊！这明显是意外,可张老师随口一个段子就给过来了！真服了啊！”以前,阿千的目标其实不是栏目策划,而是主持人,他也想站在台上,他也想万众瞩目,这个想法到今天为止也没有熄灭,可是当看到张烨在台上的表现后,阿千想成为主持人的心终于淡了,他觉得自己并不比别人差的心也收敛了,他现在才明白,自己和那些真正优秀主持人的差距究竟有多大！ Feng Guiqin relaxed. 冯桂琴松了一口气。 Many colleagues also relaxed. 好多同事也都松了口气。 While Zhang Ye must say the first piece is just about to open the mouth, the accident had to appear! 可正当张烨要说第一个段子正要开口的时候,意外有出现了！ Yang Yang, Yang Yang of that human resource department in the side field audit, with many colleagues in the same place, that side a little pushed, he wants to move the footsteps to draw back in the future, result has not bumped into following lampstand carefully, lampstand one but actually, pounds on the ground, sends out a very big sound! 杨阳,那个人力资源部门的杨阳本来是在侧场旁听呢,跟好多同事在一块,那边有点挤,他就想挪一下脚步往后退一点,结果一个不小心碰到了后面一个灯架子,灯架子一下就倒了,砸在地上,发出一声很大的响动！ Touch! 碰！ Yang Yang sha! 杨阳傻了！ The surrounding person stunned looks to him! 周围人都错愕地看向他！ Yang Yang pledged, although he has a grudge with Zhang Ye, cannot get used to seeing him very much, but he knows that today is any situation, he just was really not intentionally! 杨阳发誓,他虽然跟张烨有仇,也很看不惯他,可他知道今天是什么场合啊,他刚刚真的不是故意的！ The audience had not seen, but heard a deafening sound! 现场观众并没看到,只是听到了一声震耳欲聋的响动！ A wave has not put down one wave to get up, all person complexions one white, does? How to have something go wrong? This is live broadcast, ends! 一波未平一波又起啊,所有人又都脸色一白,怎么搞的？怎么又出岔子了？这是直播啊,怎么收场啊！ King Xiongnu: „Does anything!” 王雄怒道:“搞什么！” The Segment Group person was also aggrieved, ended! Then was the real live broadcast accident! 栏目组的人也都憋屈极了,完了！这下是真的直播事故了！ The audiences can hear are so obvious . Moreover the scene was in a tumult, defended looks at the live broadcast netizen in front of the computer not to mention, definitely discussed on! 观众都能听到这么明显,而且现场都骚动了,守在电脑前看直播的网友就更别提了,肯定议论上了！ ...... …… Online truly cooker! 网上确实炸锅了！ These Han Fenmen entire spirits inspire greatly! 那些哈韩粉们全精神大振！ „Hey! I said that anything is coming!” “嘿嘿嘿嘿！我说什么来着！” „Went wrong! Had the accident! Gets what one deserves!” “出乱子了么！出事故了吧！活该！” ...... …… But takes pleasure in others'misfortunes outside many people, in the field many colleagues are more anxious much during, in the Zhang Ye as before heart free, the next quarter, a face panic-stricken to the top of the head ceiling place to looking at the past, held their palms together to hurry to bow in salute twice, „did not do right by, disturbed you, we recorded to walk, record to walk!” 可就在场外很多人幸灾乐祸,场内很多同事急得不得了的当口,张烨依旧心中自若,下一刻,就一脸惊恐地对着头顶天花板地方向看过去,双手合十赶紧作揖了两次,“对不住啊,打扰您了,我们录完就走,录完就走啊！” This, audience one surprised, all smiled to spurt! 这一下,现场观众一愕之下,全都笑喷了！ „Hahahaha!” “啊哈哈哈哈！” „Must such comedy!” “要不要这么搞笑啊！” „Teacher Zhang! You were speaking you to whom!” “张老师！您在跟谁说话啊您！” „I am not whoops good! You with spirit of dialog movie studio!” “哎呦我不行了！您在跟摄影棚之灵对话吗！” „Was this we alarms spirit of its old person movie studio? Hahahaha!”( “这是咱们惊动摄影棚之灵它老人家了？哈哈哈哈！”( …… ……