IRAS :: Volume #17

#1667: 【Zhang Ye ate the alligator!】


Several Days Later. 几天后 On Saturday. 周六。 World many audiences turned on television. 世界很多观众都打开了电视。 Must start!” “要开始了!” „This second issue.” “该第二期了啊。” Yes, waited for one week.” “是啊,等了一星期啊。” Does not know that the second issue can look like the first issue to be so attractive.” “不知道第二期能不能像第一期那么好看了。” Last week had not seen that this week must result in looks.” “上周没看到,这周必须得看一下了。” So is really attractive?” “真有那么好看?” You had a look to know.” “你看看就知道了。” CCTV international channel?” 央视国际频道吧?” Right, is China only that international channel.” “对,是中国唯一的那个国际频道。” Good, began broadcasting began broadcasting.” “好,开播了开播了。” What? Bog?” “什么?沼泽?” Such dangerous place?” “这么危险的地方?” I know there! Has the alligator!” “我知道那里!有鳄鱼的啊!” Under the piece of anticipation of various countries audience, «Man vs. Wild» second issue of program formally began broadcasting, many people take up between -meal snack, takes up Coke/fun or the beer, steadily and family member watches the television together. Different from the soccer, with Talkshow, does not have the difference with various type drama series, «Man vs. Wild» this is program that a very suitable Sir child everybody to watch together. 在世界各国观众的一片期待之下,《荒野求生》第二期节目正式开播了,很多人都拿起零食,拿起可乐或啤酒,目不转睛地和家人一起看着电视。跟足球不同,和脱口秀不一样,和各类型电视剧也有区别,《荒野求生》这是一个非常适合一家大人孩子男女老少一起观看的节目 ... On television. 电视上。 The Zhang Ye form appears again. 张烨的身影再次出现。 This time he comes in a terrifying bog. 这一次他现身在一片恐怖的沼泽。 I am Zhang Ye, some people said that I am Host, is a writer, is the movie actor, is Director, is Singer, is the Mathematics worker, is Hacker, I did not deny these, but I know, status that my also nobody knew, I was a field survival expert, today, I arrive at the Store Vildmose of Florida, this piece soaked the prairie in water, this wilderness must attract 6 million tourists every year, some people were stranded, some people became lost, some people died. I must from the seeking livehood difficulty biggest bog landing, my body only bring a blade, flint, with a canteen, this time, I must make one's own be bogged down in difficulties get lost tourist, to everybody demonstrated how here seeks livehood.” “我是张烨,有人说我是主持人,是作家,是电影演员,是导演,是歌手,是数学工作者,是黑客,我不否认这些,但我知道,我还有一个没有人知道的身份,我是一名野外生存专家,今天,我来到佛罗里达州的大沼泽,这片浸在水中的草原,这出荒野每年要吸引6000000游客,有人被困,有人迷路,有人死亡。我要从求生难度最大的沼泽降落,我的身上只带了一把刀,一个打火石,和一只水壶,这一次,我要让自己陷入迷路游客的困境,向大家展示如何在这里求生。” I got down.” “我下来了。” Oh, all around is water.” “噢,四周都是水。” I do not like here, is very difficult to distinguish clearly the direction, could not see that in the water has anything, this feeling is not very good, I must leave here as soon as possible, found the land.” “我一点也不喜欢这里,很难分清方向,更看不到水中有什么,这种感觉很不好,我得尽快离开这里,找到陆地。” Now I need a tool while convenient, is this tree branch, I must chop it, the critical moment, it will possibly rescue my life.” “现在我需要一件趁手的工具,就是这个树杈吧,我要把它砍下来,关键时刻,它可能会救我一命。” Now I must find the direction.” “现在我要找到方向。” I teach everybody means that I know in Florida, the bog mobile direction is fixed, but the water speed of flow is very slow, therefore I need to insert tree branch in the bog, then looks for a string same branch, binds my canteen, waits again the first half hour, looks direction that the canteen aims, I can know where should toward walk - good, I have set the direction, walks.” “我教大家一个办法,我知道在佛罗里达州,沼泽流动的方向是固定的,只不过水流速很慢,所以我需要将树杈插在沼泽里,然后找一根绳子一样的树枝,绑住我的水壶,再等上半个小时,看水壶指向的方向,我就可以知道该朝哪边走了——好,我已经确定方向了,走吧。” Two hours, I have been walking, is very exhausted.” “两个小时了,我一直在走,很疲惫。” Goes forward in the bog, consumption is very big, my urgently needed food supplementary energy.” “在沼泽中前进,消耗很大,我急需食物补充能量。” Look, what is this?” “看,这是什么?” Breaks off the offal-timber, has ant.” “掰断腐木,有蚂蚁。” This is the carpenter ant, making me taste.” “这是木匠蚁,让我来尝一尝。” Um, this flavor absolutely not be considered well.” “嗯,这个味道绝对不算好。” Oh, looks quickly, front is the mire, there putty will inhale the bottom the person, exceed struggles to fall deeply, the world many people were therefore killed every year, this is also in the bog biggest dangerous one, usually sees this, we must avoid or the old route return, but I must jump today, I must teach everybody, if gets sucked into the mire, if can get out of trouble.” “噢,快看,前面是泥沼,那里的泥会把人吸入地底,越挣扎陷得越深,全球每年有很多人因此丧命,这也是沼泽中最大的危险之一,通常看到这个,我们就要避开或原路返回,但今天我要跳下去,我要教大家如果深陷泥沼,如果才能脱困。” I got down!” “我下来了!” Dissolves the pit downward to attract me unceasingly!” “溶坑不断将我往下吸!” My waist fell completely!” “我的腰部已经完全陷进去了!” Still remembers before me, wooden club that takes down? The present is it saves a life, both hands grip it, makes a bigger surface area with it, with the aim of bearing your weight, then by sways from side to side on the wooden club the chest, lies the bog, on the advance by creeping, has crawled to the hard ground, look, this is not difficult.” “还记得我之前取下来的木棍吗?现在是它救命的时候了,双手握住它,用它制造更大的表面积,以便承受你的重量,然后将胸靠在木棍上扭动,一趴上沼泽,就匍匐前进,一直爬到坚硬的地面,看,这不难。” Continues to proceed.” “继续往前走。” Look, I had found anything.” “瞧,我找到了什么。” Is a small frog.” “是一只小青蛙。” Good, I must eat.” “好吧,我要吃了。” Damn, the flavor is very bad.” “该死,味道很糟糕。” I suffer hunger and cold now, the condition is not very good, I need food, needs the water, needs to build the camp, otherwise I am impossible to go out of this bog.” “我现在饥寒交迫,状态很不好,我需要食物,需要水,需要搭建营地,否则我不可能走出这片沼泽。” Wait / Etc.!” “等等!” In water has the air bubble!” “水里有气泡!” Damn! Is the short-tail alligator! He discovered me!” “该死!是短尾鳄!他发现我了!” In bog I run it, its Speed many that I am quicker than!” “在沼泽里我跑不过它,它的速度比我快的多!” Damn! Has three!” “该死!有三只!” ... Dong Shanshan. 董杉杉家。 The old schoolmates gather together. 老同学们聚在一起。 I faint!” “我晕!” That is the ant!” “那是蚂蚁啊!” This grandson anything eats!” “这孙子什么都吃啊!” His going to college time this, Ji Niao, the cricket, the grasshopper, he does not eat.” “他上大学时候不就这样么,季鸟,蛐蛐儿,蚂蚱,他都吃的。” But this is eats uncooked!” “可这是生吃啊!” He has not said delicious, wasn't delicious you also to eat several?” “他还说不好吃,不好吃你还吃了十几只?” ... United Kingdom. 英国 Heavens/Days!” 天啊!” Mire!” “泥沼!” Others hide also without enough time! How he does not shunt also jumps toward in!” “人家躲还来不及呢!他怎么不躲开还往里跳啊!” Was surrounded!” “被困住了!” His one's own does!” “他自己作死啊!” Oh, came out!” “噢,出来了!” Was too thrilling!” “太惊险了!” ... Russia. 俄罗斯 Frog?” “青蛙?” He ate! Ate really!” “他吃了!真吃了!” I felt nauseated!” “我要吐了!” I am also, vomits!” “我也是,呕!” Eats uncooked the frog?” “生吃青蛙?” Others said that our Russia person is the fight nationality!! Is this fellow is the fight nationality good!” “人家都说我们俄罗斯人是战斗民族!靠!这家伙才是战斗民族好不好!” ... Japan. 日本 Alligator!” “鳄鱼!” Is short-tail alligator!” “是短尾鳄!” Has three! Zhang Ye was finished!” “有三条!张烨完蛋了!” Was surrounded!” “被包围了!” This time played in a big way!” “这次玩大了!” Ha Ha, making him eat, was then scared!” “哈哈,让他一路吃啊,这下傻眼了吧!” ... India. 印度 Short-tail alligator keep it up!” “短尾鳄加油!” Bites him!” “咬他!” Bites him!” “咬他!” On short-tail alligator!” “上啊短尾鳄!” Short-tail alligator, please launch attack!” “短尾鳄,请发起进攻!” ... China. 中国 Hahaha, face-smacking Zhang played to escape!” 哈哈哈,打脸张玩脱了!” Makes him eat!” “让他吃啊!” How not to eat the alligator he!” “怎么不吃鳄鱼啊他!” Yes, then eats, runs!” “是啊,接着吃啊,怎么跑啦!” Smiles to pull out, this fellow too wave!” “笑抽,这家伙太浪了!” Wait / Etc., Fuck!” “等等,我草!” face-smacking Zhang came back!” 打脸张又回来了!” What?” “什么?” ... Canada. 加拿大 „Does he come back to do?” “他回来干什么?” There also has the alligator!” “那里还有鳄鱼啊!” „! Alligators of completing the order form!” “啊!有一条落单的鳄鱼!” OMG! Zhang Ye he, he came back to revenge!” 我的天啊张烨他,他回来报仇了!” He threw!” “他扑上去了!” God! He put the alligator back! Pressed firmly between the fingers its mouth!” “上帝!他扑在鳄鱼后背了!把它嘴捏住了!” ... Republic of Korea. 韩国 Fuck!” 我草啊!” He killed the alligator!” “他把鳄鱼杀了!” He, he must do!” “他,他要干什么啊!” He is skinning.” “他正在扒皮。” My god! He , he he must eat the alligator!” “我的神啊!他,他,他要吃鳄鱼!” He ate really!” “他真吃了!” This glutton was insane!” “这吃货疯了!” You must be so fierce!” “你要不要这么猛啊!” ... Second issue of program broadcasts. 第二期节目播完。 The world audiences were scared! 全世界观众都吓呆了! Ant. 蚂蚁。 Frog. 青蛙。 Turtle. 乌龟。 Alligator. 鳄鱼。 Second issue of «Man vs. Wild», Zhang Ye sweeps away the unpopulated area again, the place visited, is infertile simply, he who all can eat gave to eat! 第二期《荒野求生》,张烨再一次横扫无人区,所过之处,简直寸草不生,所有能吃的他都给吃了! On this day. 这一天。 Countless people frighten the urine! 无数人吓尿! On this day. 这一天。 Countless people knelt! 无数人跪了! Second issue of Viewership Ratings rises once more! 第二期收视率再次上涨! China: First. 中国:第一。 United States: Fifth. 美国:第五。 United Kingdom: Third. 英国:第三。 Republic of Korea: Third. 韩国:第三。 India: Seventh. 印度:第七。 Russia: Fourth. 俄罗斯:第四。 «Man vs. Wild» is almost irresistible! 荒野求生》几乎势不可挡!
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