IRAS :: Volume #17

#1658: 【Wilderness glutton!】


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In woods. 树林中。 One hour. 一小时。 Two hours. 两小时。 Zhang Ye marched forward on foot for three hours, the pants had been scraped by the shrubbery, on the body upper eyelid is the dust, does not have food, does not have the water, his lip dry has exploded the skin, Stamina rapidly was also dropping. This not the condition that puts on make-up to draw, but absolutely real Man vs. Wild. 张烨已经徒步行进了三个小时,裤子被灌木丛刮坏了,身上脸上都是尘土,没有食物,没有水,他的嘴唇已经干涩地爆了皮,体力也迅速下降着。这可不是化妆能画出来的状态,而是绝对真实的荒野求生 scene record. 镜头记录。 Zhang Ye said exhaustedly: When you lose direction in the open country, the matter that must first handle found a river, that means that you will have the water source, even food, how many hours I walked, I do not know that to water source also far, could walk for day? Two days? I do not know that now I was hungry, is very hungry, my Stamina mass consumptions, are not good, I need to look for some food to be used to supplement my Stamina, otherwise I possibly really could not go out of this piece of jungle.” Speaks, gasping for breath sound was thicker. 张烨疲惫地说道:“当你在野外迷失方向,第一件要做的事情就是找到一条河,那意味着你会拥有水源,甚至食物,我已经走了几个小时,我不知道离水源还有多远,可能还要走一天?或者两天?我不知道,现在我已经饿了,很饿,我的体力大量消耗,不行了,我需要找一些食物用来补充我的体力,不然我可能真的走不出这片丛林了。”说着话,喘气声都粗了很多。 After the moment. 片刻后。 He squats in thick patches of grass. 他在一处草丛间蹲下来。 The people of motion picture team also stopped. 摄制组的人也跟着停了下来。 Sees only Zhang Ye the plant that clutches a nobody to know from the ground, seems is a grass, does not have anything specially, looked like I have had no alternative, this was the local one wild herbs, the person who although ate was not many, but I believe firmly that this gadget can eat.” 只见张烨从地上揪下来一株没有人认识的植物,看上去就是一棵草,没有什么特别的,“看来我别无选择了,这是当地的一种野菜,虽然吃的人并不是很多,但我确信,这玩意儿是可以吃的。” Sun Kuang stares the big eye. 孙狂瞪大眼。 Tong Fu opening mouth. 童富张大嘴。 The people scared visit him. 众人都傻眼地看着他。 Looked at Zhang Ye to scratch Palestine to scratch Palestine, wild herbs has thrown into the mouth that chews, the brow arrived at the same place pressed, flavor was poor, had the grass taste.” 就瞧得张烨擦巴了擦巴,就将那个“野菜”扔进了嘴里,嚼了嚼,眉头蹙到一起,“味道不怎么好,有股草味儿。” Nonsense! 废话! His mother is the grass! 那他妈就是草啊! Your anything dares to eat you! 您什么都敢吃啊您! Sun Kuang busy [say / way]: This should not be poisonous!” 孙狂忙道:“这别有毒啊!” Zhang Ye smiles, felt relieved that does not have the toxin.” 张烨笑笑,“放心吧,没毒。” The people continue to proceed. 众人继续往前走。 These two wild herbs cannot fill obviously the belly of Zhang Ye, his physical quality strong in all people, Stamina is also good, may because of this, his consumption also often be much higher than the normal person, this time Zhang Ye is big and hungry, sees anything looks like to eat all the way, the eye braves the green light. 这两根野菜显然填不饱张烨的肚子,他的身体素质强于所有人,体力也好,可正因为如此,他的消耗也往往比正常人高得多,此时的张烨饥肠辘辘,一路上看见什么都像吃的,眼冒绿光。 Walks. 一路走。 Eats. 一路吃。 Strange wild herbs. 奇怪的野菜。 Strange grass. 奇怪的草根 Even strange bark. 甚至奇怪的树皮。 Zhang Ye has attempted. 张烨都尝试了一番。 This good.” “这个不错。” This flavor, is very strange.” “这个味道,很奇怪。” A people face is speechless. 众人一脸无语。 Suddenly, Zhang Ye looks up to a tree, wait / etc.! This is a bird nest! Cannot see from this angle is any birds, should not be the bird of prey, I do not know that in has the bird's egg.” He observed for quite a while below, 15 meters, the bough somewhat is highly thin, this tree class did not suggest to climb up, because it was very possibly difficult to support my weight, but I now was too hungry, I need to try one.” 突然,张烨抬头看向一棵树上,“等等!这是鸟窝!从这个角度看不出是什么鸟类,应该不是猛禽,我也不知道里面有没有鸟蛋。”他在下面观察了半天,“高度15米,树干有些细,这种树类是不建议攀爬的,因为它可能很难支撑我一个人的重量,不过我现在太饿了,我需要试一把。” The motion picture team urgently said: 摄制组急道: Whoops!” “哎呦!” You are careful!” “您小心啊!” „Can't this crawl?” “这爬不上去吧?” Everybody one face suspicion. 大家都一脸怀疑。 Finally the Zhang Ye next quarter on direct set up, the hand grasped, a foot check, on tree also while the popular science said: „The tree of this thin bough, most needs to pay attention is balanced, is certainly slow, the scope must control, is a little whoops dangerous, the bough is shaking, stands firm, does not worry.” 结果张烨下一刻就直接上树了,手一抓,脚一勾,一边上树还一边科普道:“这种较细树干的树,最需要注意的就是平衡,一定要慢,幅度要控制好,哎呦,有点危险,树干在晃,稳住,不着急。” Five meters. 五米。 Ten meters. 十米。 Finally crawled. 终于爬上去了。 Zhang Ye laughs, „, Luck, I saw two bird's eggs very much, but is not big, compared with quail egg at the worst many, but also suffices me to supplement some proteins.” Saying, puts out a hand to grasp bird's egg, grasps gently in a hand, he prepared. May just downward slide few meters, because of the relations of one-handed operation, focus of body is unstable in the drop, set up to be crooked! 张烨大笑,“哈哈,很幸运,我看到了两颗鸟蛋,不过都不大,比鹌鹑蛋大不了多少,但也够我补充一些蛋白质的了。”说着,伸手去抓鸟蛋,轻轻握在一只手里,他就准备下来了。可刚往下滑了没几米,因为单手操作的关系,身体的重心在下降的时候也不稳定了,树一下就歪了! Sun Kuang startled [say / way]: Be careful!” 孙狂惊道:“小心!” Tong Fu has a big shock, fell!” 童富大惊失色,“掉下来了!” Wu Yi said: Shit!” 武易道:“我靠!” Zhang Ye crashes from the tree directly, Bang fell on the ground, when fell the moment of falling, his foot was well-grounded first, then took advantage of opportunity on the ground rolled, to alleviate weight, but ate finally called one painful, supported the arm to sit difficultly, spread out the hand to look that good egg was all right.” 张烨直接从树上坠落,砰的一声摔在了地上,当摔落的一刻,他脚先着地,然后顺势在地上滚了一圈,以缓解重量,不过最后还是吃痛地叫了一声,艰难地支起胳膊坐了起来,摊开手一看,“还好蛋没事儿。” The people run. 众人跑上来。 What kind of?” “怎么样啊?” „Hasn't wound injured?” “伤没伤到?” Zhang Ye stands with a smile, is all right.” 张烨笑着站起来,“没事。” The people relaxed. 众人才松了口气。 Zhang Ye also said to scene: Now I had not found water source, wants to boil the egg the opportunity not to have, then had means.” Next second, he in the motion picture team people are startled for the gaze of beauty under the opening mouth, begins supinely, bird's egg crumb, pouches the mouth single-handed, „, is a little not rank, but was I was too possibly hungry, felt that flavor, good, came one again.” The second egg was also eaten. 张烨又对镜头道:“现在我还没找到水源,想煮蛋的机会是没有了,那么只有一个办法了。”下一秒钟,他就在摄制组众人惊为天人的注视下张大嘴,仰起头,单手将一枚鸟蛋捏碎,吞进嘴里,“唔,有点腥,但可能是我太饿了,感觉味道还可以,不错,再来一个。”第二枚蛋也被吃了。 Wu Yi said: „Do you eat really?” 武易道:“你真吃啊?” Tong Fu is a little disgusting, „can this eat uncooked?” 童富有点恶心,“这能生吃吗?” Zhang Ye said with a smile: Egg class can eat uncooked.” 张烨笑道:“蛋类都可以生吃。” Sun Kuang took, your fucking awesome!” 孙狂服了,“你牛-逼!” Zhang Ye said: Walks, proceeds to have a look again.” 张烨道:“走吧,再往前看看。” Also walked for one hour. 又走了一个小时。 The people of motion picture team tired paralysis, same place have been pitching camp. 摄制组的人已经累瘫了,就在原地安营扎寨。 Zhang Ye brings Sun Kuang to explore in all around. 张烨带着孙狂则在四周探索。 Suddenly, Zhang Ye said loudly: Old Sun! Do not move!” 突然间,张烨大声道:“老孙!别动!” Sun Kuang blinks confusedly, how?” 孙狂迷茫地眨眨眼,“怎么了?” Person heard a sound of motion picture team catches up, frightens heavily! 摄制组的人闻声赶来,也都一个个吓得不轻! Sun Kuang had also discovered at this time near his foot snake, the face was green, Fuck!” 孙狂这时也发现了他脚边的一条蛇,脸都绿了,“我草!” Sees him to run, Zhang Ye also shouted, do not move!” 见他要跑,张烨又喊了一句,“别动!” Sun Kuang said startled: This his mother what snake?” 孙狂惊慌道:“这他妈什么蛇啊?” Cobra.” Zhang Ye said: Has the violent poisonousness.” “响尾蛇。”张烨说道:“有剧毒。” Poisonous snake? 毒蛇? Cobra? 还是响尾蛇? The people are fearful and apprehensive! 众人都心惊肉跳! Zhang Ye is very calm, even is a little excited, this is a snake nest, I saw three snakes, in the thick patch of grass should have, Old Sun, do not move first, I solve.” Lowers the head looks, slowly squats down to pick up the ground tree branch to come, to walk, quick of eye and hand inserted that cobra, tree branch front was a Y glyph, directly cobra according to the ground. 张烨却十分冷静,甚至有点兴奋,“这是一个蛇窝,我已经看到三条蛇了,草丛里应该还有,老孙,你先别动,我来解决。”低头一找,就慢慢蹲下捡起地上的一个树杈来,走上去,眼疾手快一把将那只响尾蛇插住了,树杈的前端是一个Y字形,直接将响尾蛇按在了地上。 Sun Kuang hurries to run off! 孙狂赶紧跑开! Tong Fu said: Runs Leader Zhang!” 童富道:“跑吧张导!” Wu Yi said: Hurries, Teacher Sun was all right!” 武易道:“赶紧回来吧,孙老师没事了!” Finally Zhang Ye has not moved, instead lowers the head to pinch the tail of that cobra, plunged to death on the ground it, sees the direction of nearby thick patch of grass to hear the rustling sound sound immediately, 56 cobra gate pulses, Zhang Ye then turned around suddenly runs! 结果张烨根本没动,反而低头捏起那只响尾蛇的尾巴,啪,啪,啪,把它在地上摔死了,见旁边草丛的方向顿时传来悉悉索索声,有56条响尾蛇猛然间冲了过来,张烨这才掉头就跑! Walks!” “走!” „!” “啊!” Run!” “快跑!” Returns to the camp. 回到营地。 The people perspiration has gotten down, was too dangerous, was too dangerous, the poor lives of their this group of people nearly confessed here. The people chirp comfort mutually, suddenly remembers Zhang Ye, four look, well? Leader Zhang? When they see Zhang Ye, the people have the impulsion that a type of air/Qi spits blood! 众人汗都下来了,太危险了啊,太悬了啊,他们这帮人的小命险些就交代在这里了啊。众人唧唧喳喳相互安慰,忽然想起张烨,就四下一找,咦?张导呢?当他们看到张烨的时候,众人都有种气吐血的冲动! This goods in drilling wood to make fire! 这货在钻木取火 He wants to eat the snake meat unexpectedly! 他居然想吃蛇肉! The Sun Kuang collapse said: You, you are also thinking eats?” 孙狂崩溃道:“你,你还想着吃呢啊?” Tong Fu called out: That is the poisonous snake!” 童富叫道:“那是毒蛇啊!” Wu Yi said: I faint!” 武易道:“我晕!” This glutton! 这个吃货! Eats the thing not awfully! 吃东西不要命的啊! Zhang Ye spent for a half hour to light the fire, then started to process this snake, will remove, the internal organs pulled out, placed in the fire to roast, one set of movement simply was moving clouds and flowing water. After the snake meat roasts, fragrance has overflowed, greatly moves including the person index finger of motion picture team. 张烨足足花了半个多小时才把火点燃,然后开始处理这条蛇,将头去掉,内脏掏掉,放在火上烤,一套动作简直是行云流水。当蛇肉烤好后,香味已经四溢出来了,连摄制组的人都食指大动。 Zhang Ye tears down together the snake meat, smelled, under stuttering, shouted, was too fragrant, this was today has eaten the thing of most delicacy, compared with grass and bird's egg, this was genuine food.” 张烨撕下一块蛇肉,闻了闻,一口吃下,“呼,太香了,这真的是今天吃过最美味的东西了,比起草根和鸟蛋,这才是真正的食物啊。” Sun Kuang roll one's eyes. 孙狂翻白眼 You eat! 你就吃吧! Sooner or later eats to you! 早晚给你吃死! Man vs. Wild? 荒野求生 This clearly is the wilderness glutton! 这分明是荒野吃货啊! At this time, the person of motion picture team had found a footprint, immediately summoned everybody flustered, Leader Zhang, everybody came to see, this what footprint?” 这时,摄制组的一个人找到了一个脚印,立即慌张地呼唤大家,“张导,大家来看看,这什么脚印?” Is so big?” “这么大?” What animal?” “什么动物啊?” Does not know.” “不知道啊。” They did not know. 他们都不认识。 After Sun Kuang sees, immediately complexion big change. 孙狂看到后,登时脸色大变。 Zhang Ye was also the eye narrows the eyes, looks down, put out a hand to touch on that footprint, was the bear! This signature, should just stay behind is less than two hours.” 张烨也是眼睛一眯,低头看了看,伸手摸在那枚脚印上,“是熊!这个印迹,应该刚留下不到两个小时。” The motion picture team people are scared! 摄制组众人吓傻! Bear? 熊? Does here have the bear? 这里有熊? Moreover just had come? 而且刚刚来过? Sun Kuang said anxiously: Here cannot stay!” 孙狂紧张道:“这里不能呆了!” Tong Fu said: Walks quickly walks quickly!” 童富道:“快走快走!” In this mountain range, bear is almost located in the biology of food chain most peak! 在这个山脉中,熊几乎是位于食物链最顶端的生物了! However under Zhang Ye a few words, are frighten them are frightened out of one's wits! 然而张烨下一句话,把他们更是吓得魂飞魄散! Zhang Ye thought aloud: Heard that the bear's paws are very delicious?” 张烨自言自语道:“听说熊掌很好吃?” Sun Kuang holds on him, Shit! Do you also keep thinking about the bear's paws?” 孙狂一把拉住他,“我靠!你还惦记熊掌?” Leader Zhang is calm!” Tong Fu called out. 张导冷静!”童富叫道。 Wu Yi is also busy at holding him, this cannot eat!” 武易也忙抓住他,“这个不能吃啊!” Little Liu: You must do!” 小刘:“您要干嘛啊!” The Zhang Ye hollow laugh, „, I cracks a joke.” 张烨干笑,“哈,我开个玩笑。” Your glutton! 你个吃货! Your real his mother not awfully!? 你真他娘不要命的啊!? The people somewhat collapse, this all the way, Zhang Ye is almost his mother sees anything to eat anything, grass, bark, bird's egg, snake meat, although on the Zhang Ye mouth said cracks a joke, but no one knows that this goods crack a joke , the brain return route of this fellow continuously with normal person different, they feared that Zhang Ye when the time comes really kept thinking about on the bear meat, drew them to bring death together, this was a wilderness, was the unpopulated area, if they met a bear, Leader Zhang can eat that bear they not to know, but they know that one's own this helped the person be affirmative first by. The bear ate! 众人有些崩溃,这一路上,张烨几乎是他娘见到什么吃什么啊,草根,树皮,鸟蛋,蛇肉,虽然张烨嘴上说是开玩笑,可是谁也不知道这货是不是真的开玩笑啊,这家伙的脑回路一直都跟正常人不一样的啊,他们就怕张烨到时候真惦记上熊肉了,拉着他们一块送死啊,这可是荒野,是无人区,如果他们真遇到一头熊的话,张导能不能吃了那头熊他们不知道,但他们知道,自己这帮人肯定得先让。熊吃了!
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